KITTEH BARGES IN FROM
KITTEH BARGES IN FROM AN ADJACENT LOL
u shud git sumfing 2 fix da kitteh pop ups.
picture: WickedPhoeniX. lol caption: ganwil
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stage left exit! I mean right!
LUK!! Itz a freeway ty!! Concats 2 Allison, LCB & Sombra!! u can hit up deh tybooteek for a lubblee ty or wuteber else u may b wantingz!!
*handz owt chokklit martooneez to awl**
*Klinkee glasses*
Cheez
Wif awl dos martoonies, iz wii expectud to “ty” wun on? Iz not veree gud at tyin tyes. But mabee the chocolate counteracts the effects of the martoonies. Chocolate is veree gud for the healf, I heers.
Oh, it tis! it tis! Ai only eets chokklit 4 the antee… enti… teh helthy stuff. Dats why Ai drinks wine, too.
But Ai iz not lyking teh chokklit martoonies. Ai can haz dri red wine?
Exit stage left—- It;s snagglepuss effen.
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
Uneentenshunul Rush cover, FTW! YAY!
kitty de barge? wasn’t that an 80’s group? or is this the drag queen, flotilla de barge?
Or Carmen Menoxide: She’ll take you breath away!
or chlamydia burns? or ivana cox? or hedda lettuce?
I had a friend back in French Lick, Indiana named Candida.
I am not $#!##!ng you.
I don’t b noeing which is werse.
French Lick or Candida ?? oar bof uv dem togezzer???
Wutts rong wiff dose names?
*disingenuous look*
Juss foar teh rekord, dere reely IZ a French Lick Indiana. Wuz a spa att wun tyme. Awlso a bigg sawlt lik dere foar teh derez an odder aminalz. AND…”Candida” iz a purrfekly gud gurl’s naym in Spanizh!!
iz also teh nayme of a plai by GB Shaw. rilly!
AAAAAaaand—that play came from Voltaire’s “Candide”, which was a short novel!!
*hands on hips* Wew, durr! I libbed dere~!
Teh spa shud still
bee dere at teh hotel…? I wurked at the hotel short time…wuz
wunderful job…till mah husband went insane and me and Sean
left…
An rite next door is West Baden, home of Larry Bird! Yes, I knows
ware he libs, too. Very normal house.
Or how ’bout Polly and Ester? (weared dey git dose gawdawful close frum?)
mai purrsonul fayvrite:
Crepe Myrtle
How bout Chris deBargh?
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Wif aplologies to teh same:
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Lolcat in Red
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I’ve never seed u beeing so pushy as u was tonite
I never seed u on teh right
I’ve never seed so many peeps axe u if u losted ur mind
They’s looking for 2 smack ur bee-hind, color of ornj rind
I has never seed that pose ur striking
Wif teh tilting of ur hed and those crazed eyes — I’ve been struck blind
Teh lolcat in red is crashing in ur ‘puter screen
There’s nobuddy here, itz just u and me, itz scary, makes me wee
But I hardly know this lolcat on teh side
I’ll never forget, teh way u barged tonite.
I’ve never seed u looking so brazen as u did tonite
I never seed u on teh right, ur so alarming
I’ve never seed so many peepuls want to flee in fear and hide
And when u turned ur hed and smiled, it made me run away
I have never feeled such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter pleh, as I do tonite
Teh way u barged tonight
I never will forget, the way you barged tonight
Teh lolcat in red
Teh lolcat in red
Teh lolcat in red
My lolcat in red (I fears u.)
nao dis sawng will nebber sound teh saem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcWspfgk9c8
hoep i did teh paste above correctly
i tryded to paste teh utube of Lady in Red but wurdprss eeted, maybee it pops up latr
Thx! Lemme try, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcWspfgk9c8
*sownd uv towzandz uv floofee paws klappingz*
*Cweenfetti trownded left and rite.*
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Neow Taht iz FTW !
Tihs kitteh remines moi ov moi
saweet PercyCat, who wud folloh
moi eberywares adn anser ebery
tyme ai tawkt tu himz.
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“Such a feeling of complete and utter pleh, as I do tonite”
*Snork, snork, snerk, wheeze, heddesk, deskwhack, deskwhack, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! en sum sound liek uh donkee brahyun’*
O, LOLcatburglur….sum day I shall do a fitting ode to yur wit.
It astounds and umazes mee….
trips ovur mai paws, fallz to floor, headfloor, headfloor, krazy yowling sounds, watter frum ais an noze
jeanyus!
actualli da ic stage left. iz oppomisits
OMG! FYI
Ai jus run ober dis sawng 2 kitteh pic sites to teh left.
Iz fun sillybration tune if onlee weird press wil let teh adres post!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y
(If sumbodee alredy postd it herez,soree abt copycat habitz)
yeah, i seed dat B4, clebber useamagis ob lol meme frases, butt exkecuts…xicuthi,, how dey put it togever naught so grate, akchually. I can has bedder singerz? plz, kthxbai.
Thanx manx! Ai nebber seed taht befo.
High laritee…verreh high laritee!
He cudz giv iz hairz tu
“Locks of Love”, wud b
verreh nise..wuddint gte n iz
waay aynmo. (tosses ownz unakseptibul
colortreetid hairz ober sholderz)
Moi bebeh boi, IRL, jest senz tehm
eleben enchez ov nise brownz hairz!
lol, happi faise.
Howdy, Lolnaybor!
Do Ai smell fresh catnip?
Um, yeah. We is havening companies tonite. Was there something in particalar u wanted…?
don fergit teh TPS repoarts.
kthxbai
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wen is companies comming over?
Its all a mattur of purrspective!
congrats Allison, LCB and Sombra…3way ty!!!
*sniff* iz tahnking u! Furst, ai’d lyke to tahnking Celing Cat – wuthowt Him devyne insuraishun, Ai wud nawt have beeen aibl to haive joyned lcb and sombra in the 3way.
Y’all manidged ah troix!
(smilz, slaps self)
snerk
double snerk
(smlz, slaps self, shakes paw at percycat)
Yah, Ai seez taht paw adn ai raze u wun.
U gotz any spaer gravitee?
*Apologies in advance*
Ah… but there is no gravity: the Earth sucks…
Sew iffin wehn weez b jumpin outta
teh aeroplanz…teh Mutha Earth iz suckin
ussinz 2 hurr?
Noe. WI iz eech teh centr ov oar own uniberse. Mom Earth jus koms tew meet u vry,vry fast.
I can borrows a cuppa sugars?
Kay, but wit de flour frum yisterdae and da eggz frum Caturday I’ll be spectin a peece ov dat cayk.
Lolipop, lolipop, lol, lol, lol, lolipop.
FTW!!!!
Iz taht bat r gud? or grey striped area?
dis wuz spost 2 b sumwares ells…aksin cweenmj
abut FTW.
WTF…neow tis thar!
sumthymes it taykes Wierd Press a liddle whyle 2 press teh coments awl teh way up!
Iz Fer Teh Win!!! Iz berry berry gud!! In fact iz so gud, u shud going too deh tybooteek and getting yersef a prize. mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin. Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more. Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. And a brand new item: Cheezland sno-globez. Ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
OH, Ai iz feelin tihs honah frum yur
hynest..sew waarrm adn nise. Ai don
wanna b a sin of teh month..but
awlladat stuffin souns gud..Ai
luv snoglobez. Ai am liking (had to
spell that correctly) sum straing
stuff, butts ai will jus b stayin n teh
frunt ov teh Tybooteek. Thx.
OH, adn izzit WTF wut ai thinx
ittiz??
Ummmmm PercyCat! FTW – “Fur Teh Win” is a verree nice thing to say and teh odder wun iz . . .:oops: nawt so nice.
Wherz Teh Fyer?
Weigh Tew Fun?
Wheet Tawn Froggies? (Yay team!)
Watch Teh Fishees?
Wares Teh Frisbee?
Whos Taht Fyerman?
Watch Teh Fan!….lol.
fer watts gonna hit..
Free Teh Walnuts.
Watch Teh Fishies!
Werhs Teh Frisbee?
Watch Teh Fan!
(…guess wutz gonna hit)
see: Engineer kitteh…
lol.
When Tigrrz Fly
Wun, Tow, Free
Wherefore Teh Fish
Witch Takez Furst
Will Try Fraktalz
Watch Tyme Fly
Whoopz! Too Freekee!!
Otai, it iz, neow ai kno fer sur.
Ai thot it wuz jus sayin teh nawt
so nise wun inna differnt werd
rdur. lol….F teh what?
Muchlee Differnt.
Ai b shiny sumtymes.
thx
*luks at percycat. patz at percycat wif floofee paw.*
oooo. shinee. I likes shinee.
Purrrr, Purrrr, Purrrr,
Purrrr, Purrrr, Purrrr.
Percy rolz ober, openz
wun green aye tehn
it slowlee cloziz.
Purrrr, Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Saweet dreamzzz.
Oh, Hai! Ai iz an oranjapuss!
Braking teh fourth lol: ur doin it rite.
Lol,Lol,Lol,Lol-crack!
O hai! Wutcha dewin? Kan I wach u? Kan I? Kan I?
spidercat, spidercat. does whatever a spidercat can
Can I just take a moment to congratumalate this lol and ganwil for itz use of teh word “adjacent”?
*grabs moment*
Yoink!
Bring that bak here rite now yung laydee!!!
Those burgerlerlol types are always taking things! You really have to keep an eye on them whenever they are adjacent to anything irreplaceable!
I take umbrage at ur insinuation!
*grabs umbrage*
Yoink!
ai gibs u five cheezburgers for the umbrage and six more for the moment. less see…. ai tinks that makes elebendy cheezburgers.
kthxnom!
U r sposed 2 eetz tehm AFTUR u gibben bak moment an umbrage.
*taps foot*
Hem hem.
*whispurrs to sombra* Ai think maybee she wuz just taekin it aut to luk at it in
teh lite
So, she’s a kleptomaniac, but she brings all the stuff back for a ransom of elebendy cheezburgers- at least she’s not a kept-omaniac! You never know when a caretroll will need that umbrage for a moment.
But that’s OK LCB, we all haz our eccentricities – I waz just funnin’ you, no negatory insinuations intended, k? I remember now you said on a previous thread that you hardened criminal types have feelings too – you are too floofy to be very hardened anyway.
That last thing u said is unfortunately vry true.
Ding Dong…Avon kitteh yowling.
tee, hee, hee!
double snerk
I like dis LOL alot. It r verry clevar
an on a totally diffarant subjact, ai jis joined cheezfrenz!!1!….an…an…an…and ai posteded pitchers ob mai “widdle” lion Leo an his sistah Schatzie. you all gots to go see!
*sits up berry strate and holds chin at regal angle*
ai feels all growned up and offishal nao.
*trips on red velvet cape, but smiles when Schatzie starts kneading my arm*
Awwww – ai will be happee to go an see yur kittehs, leosmom! An so clever ov yoo to know hao to do taht.
*razes fist to teh sky – sunset bakground* Az CC iz mai witness, ai WILL lern to post teh pikchurs!!!
were yew ever able to print out my lolgift to you?
Oh, baybay. U can makey teh
leetle happi faisies adn eben
makum muv adn change cullerz.
drama cween, lol,
Ai’ll learn how 2 post,
Ai’ll thinkz abut taht tamara…
tamara iz anudder dai!
lol. insert very happy face here.
Um– hallo! I wasn’t gonna ask u if u had anover vase or nuffin’.
No reezon, jus’ askin.
Byebye.
*giggul*
Kitteh eerz t3h sownd
ubz t3h Canz Oapunnurr andz
canz asstrill projekkt
Moobz frum teh Upstayrrz
Clawzett 2 Kitchun B4z
Hewminz canz re~akktz
Kitteh peekz froo t3h
Kitchunn wall. Wantz 2 knoez, “I
can has Cheezbrgr?”
Jack.
JACK!!!
This iz teh best wun EBBER!! Corse, ai awlwaiz say taht! LOL. But to put “I Can has Cheezburgr” at teh end there lake that – SOOO dramatiic!! *sigh* Prrrrrrrrrrfeckt!
Bai teh way, Jack – doo yoo notiss taht yur avatar luks sort ov Ayr Forcee??
Luks likka teh littel fishies on
teh coinahs 2 moi, swimmin
rounz adn rounz.
ai agreez, dis iz magik, jack!
putz floofy pawz togedder wif much energee an speed.
teh kat dat wawlkz thru wawlz!!
Purrfect. Mani lolburgrs!
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jazz cat is off the wall. you dig?
yeah,man* fingers snapping*
proof that cats smile.
happy cat
is happy.
Who let David Caruso’s cat in?
Kramer kitteh makes his entrance to Jerry’s place!
I can see you!!! LOL.. really cute..
Wizard kitteh travels from portrait to portrait.
An skers Muggal Praim Ministur.
(I be reeding HBP, u cans tell?)
Ize glad I wusnt doin enything embarrassin wehn teh Cheshire cat popped in!!
Whut a mischif fase!!
Wen dyd Ai popped iyn????
anoyin sibling cat is watchin u kiss ur frend
lol
AWWWW! *SPLORT*
HI! Watcha eatin? Is it crunchee? Is it tastee? Do kittehs liek it? I bet Id liek it. Are yu gonna share? I bet yur gonna share. I liek krunchee things. You know I do.
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Duz, yuu reahlyze, Kitteh, taht dere bees a whol lyne ov murchindyze wich haz bin maurkited, based awn yuur liekniss???
Ai meen, yuu kan nawt goez iyntuu enny stoar wifawout seeyng
“Hello Kitty” tihs, adn “Hello Kitty” taht; yuur stuf bees ebbereeware!!!
Wye, dere iys a huuuuge iynduhstree taht haz spun aowf frum yuur
ppearince;
(Nebber mindes taht yuu rlly bees orinj; tehms haz changeded yuu tuu a wite kitteh wif a byg pynk bowe;
(Boi, Ai hoep yuu geyt sume kynd ov royalteez oar kommishun frum awl tihs)
That’s what comes of putting your LOLs too close together.