KITTEH BARGES IN FROM
KITTEH BARGES IN FROM AN ADJACENT LOL
u shud git sumfing 2 fix da kitteh pop ups.
picture: WickedPhoeniX. lol caption: ganwil
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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stage left exit! I mean right!
LUK!! Itz a freeway ty!! Concats 2 Allison, LCB & Sombra!! u can hit up deh tybooteek for a lubblee ty or wuteber else u may b wantingz!!
*handz owt chokklit martooneez to awl**
*Klinkee glasses*
Cheez
Wif awl dos martoonies, iz wii expectud to “ty” wun on? Iz not veree gud at tyin tyes. But mabee the chocolate counteracts the effects of the martoonies. Chocolate is veree gud for the healf, I heers.
Oh, it tis! it tis! Ai only eets chokklit 4 the antee… enti… teh helthy stuff. Dats why Ai drinks wine, too.
But Ai iz not lyking teh chokklit martoonies. Ai can haz dri red wine?
Exit stage left—- It;s snagglepuss effen.
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
Uneentenshunul Rush cover, FTW! YAY!
kitty de barge? wasn’t that an 80’s group? or is this the drag queen, flotilla de barge?
Or Carmen Menoxide: She’ll take you breath away!
or chlamydia burns? or ivana cox? or hedda lettuce?
I had a friend back in French Lick, Indiana named Candida.
I am not $#!##!ng you.
I don’t b noeing which is werse.
French Lick or Candida ?? oar bof uv dem togezzer???
Wutts rong wiff dose names?
*disingenuous look*
Juss foar teh rekord, dere reely IZ a French Lick Indiana. Wuz a spa att wun tyme. Awlso a bigg sawlt lik dere foar teh derez an odder aminalz. AND…”Candida” iz a purrfekly gud gurl’s naym in Spanizh!!
iz also teh nayme of a plai by GB Shaw. rilly!
AAAAAaaand—that play came from Voltaire’s “Candide”, which was a short novel!!
*hands on hips* Wew, durr! I libbed dere~!
Teh spa shud still
bee dere at teh hotel…? I wurked at the hotel short time…wuz
wunderful job…till mah husband went insane and me and Sean
left…
An rite next door is West Baden, home of Larry Bird! Yes, I knows
ware he libs, too. Very normal house.
Or how ’bout Polly and Ester? (weared dey git dose gawdawful close frum?)
mai purrsonul fayvrite:
Crepe Myrtle
How bout Chris deBargh?
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Wif aplologies to teh same:
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Lolcat in Red
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I’ve never seed u beeing so pushy as u was tonite
I never seed u on teh right
I’ve never seed so many peeps axe u if u losted ur mind
They’s looking for 2 smack ur bee-hind, color of ornj rind
I has never seed that pose ur striking
Wif teh tilting of ur hed and those crazed eyes — I’ve been struck blind
Teh lolcat in red is crashing in ur ‘puter screen
There’s nobuddy here, itz just u and me, itz scary, makes me wee
But I hardly know this lolcat on teh side
I’ll never forget, teh way u barged tonite.
I’ve never seed u looking so brazen as u did tonite
I never seed u on teh right, ur so alarming
I’ve never seed so many peepuls want to flee in fear and hide
And when u turned ur hed and smiled, it made me run away
I have never feeled such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter pleh, as I do tonite
Teh way u barged tonight
I never will forget, the way you barged tonight
Teh lolcat in red
Teh lolcat in red
Teh lolcat in red
My lolcat in red (I fears u.)
nao dis sawng will nebber sound teh saem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcWspfgk9c8
hoep i did teh paste above correctly
i tryded to paste teh utube of Lady in Red but wurdprss eeted, maybee it pops up latr
Thx! Lemme try, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcWspfgk9c8
*sownd uv towzandz uv floofee paws klappingz*
*Cweenfetti trownded left and rite.*
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Neow Taht iz FTW !
Tihs kitteh remines moi ov moi
saweet PercyCat, who wud folloh
moi eberywares adn anser ebery
tyme ai tawkt tu himz.
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“Such a feeling of complete and utter pleh, as I do tonite”
*Snork, snork, snerk, wheeze, heddesk, deskwhack, deskwhack, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! en sum sound liek uh donkee brahyun’*
O, LOLcatburglur….sum day I shall do a fitting ode to yur wit.
It astounds and umazes mee….
trips ovur mai paws, fallz to floor, headfloor, headfloor, krazy yowling sounds, watter frum ais an noze
jeanyus!
actualli da ic stage left. iz oppomisits
OMG! FYI
Ai jus run ober dis sawng 2 kitteh pic sites to teh left.
Iz fun sillybration tune if onlee weird press wil let teh adres post!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y
(If sumbodee alredy postd it herez,soree abt copycat habitz)
yeah, i seed dat B4, clebber useamagis ob lol meme frases, butt exkecuts…xicuthi,, how dey put it togever naught so grate, akchually. I can has bedder singerz? plz, kthxbai.
Thanx manx! Ai nebber seed taht befo.
High laritee…verreh high laritee!
He cudz giv iz hairz tu
“Locks of Love”, wud b
verreh nise..wuddint gte n iz
waay aynmo. (tosses ownz unakseptibul
colortreetid hairz ober sholderz)
Moi bebeh boi, IRL, jest senz tehm
eleben enchez ov nise brownz hairz!
lol, happi faise.
Howdy, Lolnaybor!
Do Ai smell fresh catnip?
Um, yeah. We is havening companies tonite. Was there something in particalar u wanted…?
don fergit teh TPS repoarts.
kthxbai
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wen is companies comming over?
Its all a mattur of purrspective!
congrats Allison, LCB and Sombra…3way ty!!!
*sniff* iz tahnking u! Furst, ai’d lyke to tahnking Celing Cat - wuthowt Him devyne insuraishun, Ai wud nawt have beeen aibl to haive joyned lcb and sombra in the 3way.
Y’all manidged ah troix!
(smilz, slaps self)
snerk
double snerk
(smlz, slaps self, shakes paw at percycat)
Yah, Ai seez taht paw adn ai raze u wun.
U gotz any spaer gravitee?
*Apologies in advance*
Ah… but there is no gravity: the Earth sucks…
Sew iffin wehn weez b jumpin outta
teh aeroplanz…teh Mutha Earth iz suckin
ussinz 2 hurr?
Noe. WI iz eech teh centr ov oar own uniberse. Mom Earth jus koms tew meet u vry,vry fast.
I can borrows a cuppa sugars?
Kay, but wit de flour frum yisterdae and da eggz frum Caturday I’ll be spectin a peece ov dat cayk.
Lolipop, lolipop, lol, lol, lol, lolipop.
FTW!!!!
Iz taht bat r gud? or grey striped area?
dis wuz spost 2 b sumwares ells…aksin cweenmj
abut FTW.
WTF…neow tis thar!
sumthymes it taykes Wierd Press a liddle whyle 2 press teh coments awl teh way up!
Iz Fer Teh Win!!! Iz berry berry gud!! In fact iz so gud, u shud going too deh tybooteek and getting yersef a prize. mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin. Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more. Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. And a brand new item: Cheezland sno-globez. Ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
OH, Ai iz feelin tihs honah frum yur
hynest..sew waarrm adn nise. Ai don
wanna b a sin of teh month..but
awlladat stuffin souns gud..Ai
luv snoglobez. Ai am liking (had to
spell that correctly) sum straing
stuff, butts ai will jus b stayin n teh
frunt ov teh Tybooteek. Thx.
OH, adn izzit WTF wut ai thinx
ittiz??
Ummmmm PercyCat! FTW - “Fur Teh Win” is a verree nice thing to say and teh odder wun iz . . .:oops: nawt so nice.
Wherz Teh Fyer?
Weigh Tew Fun?
Wheet Tawn Froggies? (Yay team!)
Watch Teh Fishees?
Wares Teh Frisbee?
Whos Taht Fyerman?
Watch Teh Fan!….lol.
fer watts gonna hit..
Free Teh Walnuts.