Comments on: Yeah-I think that fridge gonna

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:27:20 +0000

I’m new to this and can’t figure out how to add this as a favorite on my account

can i has help?

By: ERIN

ERIN — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:33:31 +0000

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY

By: KittyMOm755

KittyMOm755 — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:50:25 +0000

Kitteh sez: fridge an fud an water boal iz awl ah needz. Kthxbai

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:20:27 +0000

Agent 86 Kitteh sez
“Missd it bai THAT much…”

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:07:56 +0000

Awwwww, Pat. Ai sowwy.

{{{{{{{{{Pat}}}}}}}}

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:05:42 +0000

Yoo may nawt hav laffed so much – but it it sitll a VEREEE funnee storee!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000

Oh Rosie! Yoo shud NEBBER drink aut ov the papurr cup -

Corse – when yoo ar travleing, iz hard to taek teh gud china!

But iz AWLWAIZ tastes beder aut ov china!! ‘tiz a law ov naychure!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:01:22 +0000

Hai two_kittehs and mary OH!

Thanks fur asking. She’s dong bedder – but haz sum wai to go. But ai think she’ iz ging to be awl rite!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:26:33 +0000

Kitteh sez: Wel, mebbee teh refrigamator wil fittez thru OK: awl wel adn guud;

Butt wut abowt teh:
popkorm poppur, cawfee brewur, yohgurt maikure,
drinkee dyspensur, hawt dawg cuuker, wature kooler, bergur freiyer,
yce kube kraker, fonduu meylter, fuud praucesser, krok-paut, tohsture obbin,
pasta mahsheen, staynd mixxer, wafful iyron, yced tee steeper, etc……

Ware weez gunna puttez awl taht; adn weez rlly needez alla taht stuf;
kan nawt libb wifowt iyt!!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:50:23 +0000

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By: Pat

Pat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:48:55 +0000

Iz dis Max??? I misses you and Emma berry berry much!

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:59:55 +0000

ken Aye boro teh *prunes* werd? Iz a gud wun

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:57:41 +0000

funneh, cuz mai mum’z werk kallz teh denseasabrik kids whu kum ‘raysins’ kuz it takes forever to get nething dun properlee… (it has sum refrenss to teh trale mickes – ware teh raysins r teh wun part nobuddy wantz to eet).
dumasabrik kids an teh skool admins r kalled ‘prunes’.

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:57:41 +0000

Okai gurlz, U obveeuslii donut hab enuff brovverz. Wehn deelin wif menz en jenerule, praktiss blanketti-blank stare and teh dimwit smyle WHILE neetlii cleenin ur naylz wif teh ebber sew kewt Spyderco-cricket pocketty-nyfe… dis bee beri fective furr moas tingz frum bean “hit ohn” tu nyslii aksin fur ah discount…. Adn awlaiz ‘member tu say teh thnx, wif teh beeg smyle wehn finnushed.

Ob coarse, iffen dey noa U tu whel, resort tu cryin, wif hiccupz…

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:31:11 +0000

Mai hubcat an me, we did al tihs meesuring busyness fur teh noo frigereater. But we fergit to meesure at teh top an wen teh frigereater camed, we cudnt fit it in teh whole, cos ov teh up-in-teh-air cubperd! We larfed and larfed ~ noa we didnt. Now frigereater lounges in teh sitting rum.

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:21:54 +0000

Hunni, Ahmz hoooaaammz!

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:55:36 +0000

Doan wurry, Caertrollz, is de-caf. An tehre wuzzin awl taht much lef 2 spill.

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:35:07 +0000

*calls 4 kitteh taht lieks 2 lap up spilt cawfee*
WILLY! Yur new bess fren Mary O juss maed u a naxident 2 cleen up! Moar creem? OK.
*
Thinx *Maybee is tiem 2 swich to Diet Coak in teh spil-pruf travilmug*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:09:01 +0000

Oh, Mary O! Ur cawfee iz delishusness! An wat a fancee cup 2! Ai’m usta drinkin outta plastik trabbel mug oar papurr Starbukz cup.
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**drinks cawfee, holding pinkee fingur owt dainteely**

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:59:46 +0000

*noks Jenniffuurrs’ cawfee ober.

sowy!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:57:56 +0000

dont cwy! hear, i shares wif you.

*pores cuppa Frshly med cawfee med from frshly grouwnd beanz frum Rep. Dominininicananana into royal dooltun wif han pain ted sweetpeaz cawz awl the periwinkul wuns wuz borked by Elisabeth*

*puts in handee CD player/Cup holder on side of compewter; presses ‘send’*

be shure to clik on ‘safe removal of deevise’ win it getz dere…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:57:39 +0000

Yesh, taht cud werk, 2.

**whispurrs 2 Jenniffuurr: Keep ur cawfee awai frum Mary 0. Hur mite nok it ober**

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:53:53 +0000

Kud allso b “Heezgot teh hole whirld inniz hans” frum Sunny Skool?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:45:43 +0000

Mary O! U nokeded MAI cawfee ober 2!

**cries** Nao ai’ll nebber get mai caffeene buzz 4 werk…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:42:26 +0000

*duz hadn moshuns alawng wif rhsb*
*noks cawfee ober*
Cleenup on aisle elebentee!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:38:39 +0000

Mi Sundai skool songz, let mi sing u them.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:38:04 +0000

Deep n wyde
Deep n wyde
Tehre’s a fowntin flowin
Deep n wyde

By: cSmall

cSmall — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:30:25 +0000

mai daddeh can has a cawfee mug with teh handul is a saw handul and teh blade of teh saw comming out tehother side of teh mug.
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an it says measure twice, cut wunce!
thisolhaus!ftw!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:28:17 +0000

fanks {{{GeeNeeZcatz}}}

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:28:15 +0000

yup. ebber bin to a nauto mekanik adn dey mek up stuffs to telz u wot’s rong?
I hadz one guy tels me he hadz to chrg xtra munnees to fix a “galligun rod”, or “gilligan rod”; he woodn spell it fr me win i triyed to rite it doon in me lil noetbuk.
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Den nutter guy tole me at teh car deelership dat teh raison my rite front tire (dat’s tyre for doze ob u in TTI) on teh bran new car i wuz pikkin up wuz loozin air wuz “cuz teh faktry air leeks out faster than the local air mumble mumble mumble” or sumfin. He wuz prolly talking bout the diff between relative atomic mass, average atomic mass and atomic weight but i dint hab teh time to lissen. I figgered he wuz teh wun wif the hot ayre, and pls to be givin me a non defektif tire? Cheez, wimminz r so un raisonubull…

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:24:56 +0000

Congratz GeeNeeZcatz !!! Nyz tawp spawt FFL wif teh gud commint!!
Yew kan keip teh rayn as heer in TTI eye haz had awl teh rayn eye neadz 4 teh hole yur!!1

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:09:17 +0000

ohai, JCH4K! Howz yr mom?

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:06:51 +0000

Ohai, 2kz
Ai wunnered how long it wud take fuur
sumbunny to C da menny possibel
hugz in dis pik
{{{2kz}}}

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:03:11 +0000

Amenz 2 dat !!!1!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:59:58 +0000

Oh hai JCH4k how is Uz?
Good Morning!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:56:20 +0000

Hug time now?

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:53:54 +0000

Mr T.M sed”kin yoo fone teh scrap yard fer tayke away borked car?”
I sez “dats a man fing”
he fones,leebs messij. Scrap man fones bak sez “yep.We can haz yaw borked car,an we pay yoo dis mutch munnies”.. Mr T.M goes twerk an leebs me to deel wiv it.
Wrekkin truk cums yesterday,piks up car,.Man sez “oh.Older car nawt get as much munnies”
I sez “dats nawt whut yoo tole us yesstiday” him sez O.kay.I can giv yoo ten mor munnies”
Agreed wib extry,but still noyed,cuz Iffen MrT.M wuz heer, he wud hav got teh rigginul mount sed.
An den..an den… Wrekkin truck claw came down an borked teh windskreen glass awl ober teh playce AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!
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Now teh drive be filled wib gravel feer teh back gardin lanscapin!!!
Dat is deffinnitlee Mr T.M’s job!!!!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:44:55 +0000

LOL!! “Havey” ref FTW!!!!!!

That play contayns wun ov mai awl time favoriet lions!!

‘The evening wore on. That’s a very nice expression, isn’t it. With your permission I’ll say it again. The evening wore on.”

Credit to Mary Chase, authur ov teh 1944 Browdwai play an 1950 moovie!!

NICE wun, Moppe!!

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:42:36 +0000

“hic”

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:41:57 +0000

Hey! Aye resembulz dat riimarc!!

*snert*

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:36:51 +0000

oar, “Aye gnu U wuz werkin laet, sew Aye brung hoem Pizza fur suppur” ob coarse, dey donut noa ware tu putz teh mt pizza baux, buttz Aye kin lib wif dat….

By: smammie

smammie — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:34:45 +0000

iz beri tru, butt dey iz alsew teh saem guise whu sez, ” Noa ken maek op mynd? By boof pear ob shuz, silli wabbit.”

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:30:01 +0000

oar get a loaf of bred owt da freezer…
oat tell yoo wen teh moo jooce awl gorn…

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:18:06 +0000

oar thro oawt da mt cereal bockes, oar da milkcarton with da no milk init, oar 2 pickuup da used socks an unnerwares frm da flooor

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:08:10 +0000

N BALLOOOONZ
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N LOLipopz wif kitteh faces onnem

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:06:45 +0000

Ai cutz it awf twyce, but itz still 2 short

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:04:01 +0000

I’m singin in deh rane!
Jes singin in deh rane!
Let me inna house now,
Ize all damp agane!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:02:28 +0000

“an free hotdogs for teh kidz!”

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:01:31 +0000

A classic FTW!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:59:00 +0000

“evverbuddy! itz a litterbox openin! an ur all envited!”
rofl GeeNee