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Yeah, I Had A Subprime Mortgage . . .
i haz problums wif mai mortgage awlso.
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powar hoamlez racoon
Conga Ratz to yoo, KT!! Poor liddle raccoon may nawt hav a hoam, but yoo’ve got a nice wun up there in teh Taupe Spawt!!
An yoo too, sombra - wif teh TY!
Purrhaps yoo both wud laik to go to teh Tu Boo Teek an pik up yur prezzies?? Ai purrsonallee wud recommend the bobblol hedded kitthehs. They ar so cyoot - an awlwaiz gud az the conversshun pieces.
Ai wish cweenmj wu heer - she knows waht iz stocked there way bedder tahn ai doo. Purrhpas she’ll bee heer so bai and bai!
Ar yoo feeling awl cozzee??
Last week I was at my parents’ old farm house, and I heard some wierd thumping noises. I went inside, and found a mama raccoon and her very newborn babies (no more than a couple of days old) were living there now. Very kyoot! Her new house had a lot more square footage than this poor raccoon has, even if the roof is a little excessively ventilated these days! Mama was not happy to have visitors though, so I didn’t stay long.
Hai Janet!! I b heer. off adn on. Oh deh Ty-booteek!! it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
*Takez Janet & KT & sombra bai deh handz 2 deh Tybooteek. (U didn’t noeing I b habbing freee handz, did u?) Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in.*
mai pall Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more. *Handz KT and sombra eech a lubberlee silk ty.* Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Haz u seen dese Janet? Cheezland sno-globez. *pikz up wun and shakingz it.* oooo. Prittee.
ders nawt inny garnet earrings, are der? has LCB been to TTI lately??
Dere b garnet eeringz uv awl styles. Unfortchun atelee, deh virchul merchen dice duzznt travel well frew deh inter tuubaz.
but but, cudden teh FedUp man deliber?
eye wooden releye awn teh Fedup man!!!
eye haz a pakij dat fedup wuz suppowzt 2 deelibbur 2 a hawspitul in merreekuh an dey senttit 2 mii insted!! an eye tellz dem butt dey steel nawt corlekt it!!
dem am a liddul stoopee!!11
Ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
*gasp* Cheezland sno-globez???? Oh!!! Do. Want. an YeS!! it IZ teh prittee!
Thank yoo, deer cweenmj! Ai dont know waht gibbocat wud doo wiffaut yoo! An awl the rest ov us as well, ov corse!!
Just gibbing it a gud shake adn watching awl deh snoez falling on dhe cheezpeepz and deh nawtee barn adn d’Beeker labz and eberything.
an on teh princess mu meadow,,,, ooooh pritty
lawlz, yezz, i is veri cozzzee
But then I got boxed in by the payments when the rates rose.
I ar a koomin to teh noshun I has to tihnk out of teh boks.
Da rakoon shud mov to England, where dey hav a dai specially dedicated to boxes.
Is dat teh dai afta Crismis? Bawksing dai? Ai heered Kanida has it tew.
……we livvd in a Bawx in teh middul ov teh road….Bawx!..
we dint eben hav a bawx!…..we got runned ober 3 tymes
afor brekfust adn twiyst afta…
{or sumpin lyk taht}
…luv monty p
I askinged mai boss wunst, “y4 dey putting us in kubez, den telling us 2 thinking owtside deh box? Duz dey b wanting uz not 2 b thinking at werk?”
dey eben maded ower cubes smaller dan teh standard size and wants folkes twerk from home (on der own dime) and haul teh lapitop back an forf an “Oh noes, iffn it gets stollen!!!!” oh an make shur ders no space in teh parking lots to make ebbrywun crazy and fink teh will take mass transit …….. yea rite
Do you tink he lawst wun tew many tah Ditech and dis is where he lives now?
Wacc00ns r smartz
Forgots. Congratumahlations, KT on Nawt Secund. YAY!
Would one of teh moar seesuned members suggest uh daince fer KT, since aih am teh noob and would not be so presuhmptchus?
oh, SistoBubba!!! Yew needn’t be so shy! Noob status is a state uf mynd! ai am sew glad yew are heer to play
{{{{{StB}}}}}
How has ur weekend been?
Mah weekend has been pleh. Ah keep breakin’ da noo lawnmower. Ah needs uh hunkee lawnman fer free, LOL. Very frusteratun, let meh tell yew.
Mah anti-lawn skillz…let me show yew tem.
Me an da noo kitteh is adjustin’ to each udder. Ai is still allergicks to teh catz, but ai does not care. Ai has teh cortizone creems and teh allergy drops to stop teh histamenes. And teh asthma gun fer teh lungs. And y’all gives meh teh anti-splort caps, fer teh keep teh brainz in mah hed.
Ackshully, not so bad, come to tink of it.
By teh way, y’all, ai’s a motor mouf. Ai gots teh ADD-inattentive. Ai haz a tendency to run on.
Oh SistertoBubba!! Nawt to werree!! LOL!! Prollee haff ov awl teh peeple heer hav teh ADD oar sumthing laik it!!
Ai has teh buttahfli moments an’ no bridges to connect teh thoughts and werds together (…..mawwwige is whot bwings us heahw too-gevvah too-day….) (maybe Ai should not has teh white merlots an’ tippee typee….giggle).
Ai allus confruze teh peeps when ai tells a story.
“wuv, tru wuv” Princess Bride FTW
“have fun stormin teh castle!”
*wispurz*
“ya think it’ll wurk?”
“it’d take a miricle!!!” G’BUY!!!!!
*billee kristle an dat uddr gurl waving gudby* i lub dat movee too. der r minnee phunee parts…
no worries! ai liek teh long posties!
and ai am ADD-ful too. I’m an AWFUL story teller because of it!
wair wuz ai agin?? HA
ugh. awl teh thyme!
an yews teh yungster tew……….. wait till yew bin round teh sun a few more times….. LOL
next on HGTV - this old box
LOL! stend - yoo never disappoint! (was taht yoo posing as the Koneko fan???)
stend, do the s t e n and d stand for something?
KafleenTNF - if stend nebber answers - ask mee. Ai can tell yoo.
OHai JCH4K!
Iffin yu wud liek sum bukz B4 Aye yarhd sail dem, e-mail mii. Iz ahn teh Cheezfrenz data base.
E. Moon’s “Remnant Population” iz inda stax, adn iz beri gud take ahn bein feemail, owldur, and stihl beri uzeful, noa maddur wut ennywun els finkz
Ai’m off to teh cheezfrenz!!
EBREEBUDEE! YOO SEE - HAO USEFUL IT CAN BEE TO BELONG TO TEH CHEEZFRENZ?
It wud be wunderful if ebree wun were to sign up!
Hi Smammie and JCH4K -
If youse (or eni udder Cheezpeeps) has 2 mani books, I knows a gud wai to re-sigh-kal dem. Is called “BookMooch”. I haz bein a BookMoocher fer over a year naow an I lubs it. You cen see xplaining up how it werks at http://www.bookmooch.com
This haz po-10-shull!!! Thnx!
teh bookrate is cheep tew, iddn it?
*stratenin mai postie orifus tye* Y, yesh, teh USPS offurrz teh Media male, teh beri praktical adn affurrabul weigh tu send bukz, DVDz, CDz, adn edumakashunal mattearyulz. Pleaz tu taek adventej ob hour lo-kost raetz furr enshorants adn teh beri popUlur Deliberii Cornfurmashun…
Iz der ennyting Frajel, lickwid, purrishabul oar danejerush en dis pakaj?
……150 freakin tiemz ah dai……pleh.
Ohai, Jamamakitty!!
Wut yu du todai?
duh, nebber mynd…. Aye juss scrollt down adn red eet….
dat’s otay…………….. {{{salley}}}
oh mai, ai din’t noes ai wuz dealin wiff teh orficer ob teh postal orifis!!
ai ben wun wid teh couch, watchin Puerto Rico primary and she who shall remain nameless twist an turn ebbryting tew her adbantij
but ai wuz reading tooooo sew wuzn’t total loss………. soo cloudy an gloomy ai been kinda down
Ohai jmama, cheer up yew has yer frenz arown, sew tern taht frown upsied down
ai noes der are always peeps here to cheer yew up……….. fanks!!
Hai dere JK!! Cheer up!! only 20 more daze 2 deh Ohai Desert Tea!! Wii akshullee had sum sunshine heer dis weekend. (had sum rain, 2, but wii not thinking bout dat)
I duz a liddul dans uv joi fer deh Ohai Desert Tea. *twirlee twirlee, twist and hop*
is sew funz tew luk forwerd tew!!! is teh photografer gunna be der?
hear, Aye maekz yu laff: Rign, rign *ken Aye halp yu?* “Hi, Aye iz joe Schmoo, and Aye wud liek 4 yu to voet 4 Hill….” *Exxxxkewz mwa, buttz Aye wudden voet fur dat byotch iffin shea wuz runnin fur googiecatchur* lawng paws….gulpie noyz…clik *Hab ah nyz dai, snikur*
and sumtiemz, teh smammie luzez eet atz teh werkz tu…nawt sew gud…Aye sez,*cud yu B ritin teh address ahn teh bawkz, pleaz? “?” *Y?, cawz Aye iz onli psychotic, nawt psykik, yu iedeeittttt!!!!*
yew did make me LOL outloud
here yew go Joe Schmoo, ai gots yer candidate
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1129620
Oooohhh ((((Jamama}}}}!!! Yu gotz suhc ah tallent fur teh Lolz!!! Aye lukz atz teh fotoz adn fink *ahhh, sew kewt*… nebber hardlii fink ob werdz unles sumwun else beeginz ah werd-gaem…
fanks, but yew are berry clebber with teh puns an stuffs…….. ai admire yer sense ob humor. wut ai dew is fink ob sumfin ai wants tew say and finds a pikshur to go wiff it………
nawt ah ossifer, Aye juss liek wherin tyz cawz Aym sew prowd ob bein abul tu akshully ty wun. Iz juss lawng suffern phlunkii-ob-awl-traydz: cell stompz, unlowd beeg trkz, gib skul tuurhz, reskew borkt carrier trkz, antsewer fonz, annoy public…
adn recite elebtygazillion sub-paragraphz frum teh domestik & internashunal Male Manuelz… iz itz tu mush tu aks tu win teh loltery? juss ah liddle?
ai finkso lots ob peeps wud laik yer job………… we gets so spoiled…….
fer smammie
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1262112
snert!!1! C wut Aye meen? Yu iz sew phunnii!!!
Udder downsied ob jawb…. 5:05 am Caturdai mawnin’ …rign, rign. *zzz uhhhn?*, “Sallie-bird, ken U bee hear 10 minutz ago?” *zzzzz* “Aye goin tu Dunkin Doh, byin U beeg T…” *mutter, mumbul…nawt gonna shour…U beddar getz upwin frum mii, buutz Aye cummin*
oar dis seenario “BTW, sew&sew cawld owt sik…U iz werkin ’til 7:30pm” *frama ratta fratz.. Y mii?* lukz down atz flat frnt ob jeenz, slapz hed *oh, das rite.. Aye nawt wun ob dem.*
House-sum-ebber..werkin beetz starvin tu deff (did dat wuns, meny, meny yrz ago…nawt du dat twys)
ai lubs yew awl………. gunng go nitey nite nao……. or start tew!! see yew awl tomorrows!!!!
happy tails!!