nope, nawt reeely.

oh wait, yeah, I confess mai innocense.

U fink ai wuz born yesterday?

Oh martoonie! cud it bee??? Cud it reelee bee? We wuz borneded yesterday?

Oar - maybee teh day befoar??

*checks behind Martoonie’s ears*
“hmmm, kinda damp-ish

hey what’s this? (who watches the watchers?)

*snerk* Yesh, JCH4K, we is onlee too dayz old!!!

*hand ober liddle hart (bery little, mostly black)* dere sir, Aye fere dat Aye hab nawt whatct bassbawl since 1979 wehn mai tendeer felinez war shattured bii teh untiemly deth ob Thurman Munson… wuz ah beri beri bad yaer… teh Cousteau boi crashed hymz plain tu… heavii sy… haz onli wun chile-hood (adn Aye du meen hood) heerow leff…teh inestumabul Stan Brock.

Otai…Aye gess dat sez Aye habbint ah klew… g00gled Spider…nope, kint say Aye noa teh naem (yet). Elizabeth Moon, Charles de Lindt, Pratchett ob koarse, Sharon (?) McCrumb…oooh, adn Tim McCreight bitt tahtz onli fixshun if Aye fink Aye cud ebber du waht hym kin…anudder sy…

smammie Ai hav nebber red these authors yoo ar menshunigh. Waht kind ov buks ar these?

ai am shur if yoo awl like them, ai probablee wud, too.

Pratchett (ob koarse) ai at leest know teh nayme.

ai awlwaize luk to mai frenz to gib mee the gud reeding suggestions!

Smammie,
One title of Spider is Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. try lookin’ for dat.

Sharon McCrumb”Bimbos Of The Death Sun”
Nawt at awl whut u mite bee ekspectin. Grate to reed if u’z got convention-goin’ geek frends.
Alsew, jus fun 2 reed.

Thanks, stagehanddan. Ai will trai it too!

there are about 6 or t half-price books on my way home (my path then looks like a cat with a lazer dot) so it isn’t impossible I find some of this.

O, J4K! U is so gracious to thnk someone for offering help with links and searches.

U’d be surprised how many peeps just complain when u give them a link to something they sayed they wanted instead of saying “thx!” even if they can’t use it.

No, I’m not bitter or anything, why u axe?

Ooops, sry. Seriously, I apologize for trangressions on my part. I will assure you that any such incident was unintentional.

I’m just not that smooth on the internet.

Ohai Ebberywun!!

Hadz tu pop out fur medicinal supplies… Vitamin C And Quinine, butt Ayez bakc noa.

Elizabeth Moon, beri gud “spacer” fiction adn an epic fantasy “The Deed of Paksenarrion” (women heros)

Charles de Lindt, hmmm, fantasy… but maibii nawt, lotsa musik, lotsa karacturz, adn, maybii doze tingz happin frum teh corner ob ur eyez, iffin U noa ware tu luk…

Sharon McCrumb, “Bimbos”, the best… and “She Walks These Hills” etc….detecktif novelz moastlii

Tim McCreight… The Complete Metalsmith… okai, sew Aym ah Complete Dorkfish

Terry Pratchett… he cudov invented Cheeezeland… his books are worth every penny just for the footnotes alone

Oh ho, teh LCB iz hear!!! Aye haz a likn 4 yu, adn yu doan ebben hz tu say “thnx”… buttz wud B nys iffin yu doan hurtz mii?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRMNeoaosQw

fur sum raisin, Aye thawt ob yu wehn Aye herd dis lasnite….. run, Smammie, run….

Gosh, smammie, I doesn’t know how to thank u.

Of course, I doesn’t know *why* to thank u, either.

(Jes’ kidding. Better to be thought of than to be late for dinner.)

*sniffle* Well, ok, SHD, but rember in teh future that even us hardened crinimals has feelings 2, u knoes.

Ohhhh!! {{{{{LCB}}}} ov CORSE yoo has felines 2. Yoo tell us about them offen.

*pat pat pat* /*/*Esme/*/* */*/Liam*/*/ (doo thoze luk laik
skirtches to yoo??)

*hind leg shakes involuntarily because of teh skritches*