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i wud like to see ur suprvisr

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i wud like to see ur suprvisr

but i iz da suprvisr.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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tidmum

YOO ARE SAKKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cweenmj

Oh, Hai, Tidmum!!
*smilez hopefully*
Did u finding ur eering yet?

fikshunkitteh

Deed joo chek LCB’s pokits? Shynee fings seem tew ends up deer lawts…jus sain…

 
tidmum

Noe. :sad:
I ringed teh pubs an ask dem tew chek. I spekt sumone seed it an thot “OOOHHH SHINEY”……
Fanks fer askin cweenmj.
.
Howsumebber- I did find owt dat I wuz a liddle bit dwunk an walked twice as mennee steps as Mr T.M. did tew get home :oops:
Wuz a gud nyte owt tho :grin:

cweenmj

Az loong az u wuz jus a widdul bit dwunk. tew muchez dwunk, not so gud. Awlla dem eggstree stepz cowntz az eggzersize, rite? :mrgreen: uh-oh. I b thinking mai smilee b a liddul bit dwunk — hez lukkin kinda green.

tidmum

I felted lyke dat yesstidy afternune :shock: :lol: :mrgreen:
Yah.Dats rite.Extry eggsercize.Dats whut I did. Nope.Nawt dwunk.Nebber.!!!!

 
 
martoonie

U needs to luk for somewun wiv wun eer, Tidmum. Udderwise, why wud dey want to keep wun eerring?

stagehanddan

I for one have only one ear pierced (granted 3 times) so were it not for the fact of 3K+ mile separation I could be suspect.

martoonie

Mmmmhummmm. Dat old “free fowsand miles away” exkews. Ai fink we needs to take u in for queschuning!

Wut is teh capital of Bollyveeyah?
How menny roads must a man walk down?

stagehanddan

ummmm. Mt. Mckinnely?

martoonie

Huh. Darn. OK u is free to go, just watch teh stairs awn teh way owt, dey can be a bit slippry… oops, fird wun dis week. No srsly, sarge, he just tripped!

stagehanddan

yeah fell down four flights of stairs.

in a two story building.

martoonie

It’s teh darndest fing. Happns awl teh time.

martoonie

Uh, seein as ur still heer - u wants to cormfess NEfing?

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stagehanddan

nope, nawt reeely.

oh wait, yeah, I confess mai innocense.

 
martoonie

U fink ai wuz born yesterday?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh martoonie! cud it bee??? Cud it reelee bee? We wuz borneded yesterday?

Oar - maybee teh day befoar?? :D

 
stagehanddan

*checks behind Martoonie’s ears*
“hmmm, kinda damp-ish

hey what’s this? (who watches the watchers?)

 
martoonie

*snerk* Yesh, JCH4K, we is onlee too dayz old!!!

 
 
 
 
 
smammie

duh, kaptail ob Bollyveeyah iz Canasta… enny ol ladii noaz dat… muss bin yu abfter awl….

stagehanddan

I will not be thrown under the bus alone, sumwon is goin’ along.

stagehanddan

ennywai, mai innocent face, lemme show you it.

*looks innocent*
*looks real innocent*
**Looks Rrrreeeeaaaaallllyyy Innocent**

smammie

tri battin ur lashes, adn Aisle B warmin op mai Luis de Ville sluggur…

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smammie

hey, ur teh wun wif teh trafe beedz… Aye onli orfferd tu C iffin ah dupelicat cud B maed… adn Bsydz, U noa nuffink abowt mai beed koalekshun…. oooh, pritty, shiny….

stagehanddan

tru, I’ll need to find-em when I get home.
BTW You a Spider Robinson fan? you should be.

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smammie

*hand ober liddle hart (bery little, mostly black)* dere sir, Aye fere dat Aye hab nawt whatct bassbawl since 1979 wehn mai tendeer felinez war shattured bii teh untiemly deth ob Thurman Munson… wuz ah beri beri bad yaer… teh Cousteau boi crashed hymz plain tu… heavii sy… haz onli wun chile-hood (adn Aye du meen hood) heerow leff…teh inestumabul Stan Brock.

 
smammie

Otai…Aye gess dat sez Aye habbint ah klew… g00gled Spider…nope, kint say Aye noa teh naem (yet). Elizabeth Moon, Charles de Lindt, Pratchett ob koarse, Sharon (?) McCrumb…oooh, adn Tim McCreight bitt tahtz onli fixshun if Aye fink Aye cud ebber du waht hym kin…anudder sy…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

smammie :oops: Ai hav nebber red these authors yoo ar menshunigh. Waht kind ov buks ar these?

ai am shur if yoo awl like them, ai probablee wud, too.

Pratchett (ob koarse) ai at leest know teh nayme.

ai awlwaize luk to mai frenz to gib mee the gud reeding suggestions! :D

 
stagehanddan

Smammie,
One title of Spider is Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon. try lookin’ for dat.

 
BGee

Sharon McCrumb”Bimbos Of The Death Sun”
Nawt at awl whut u mite bee ekspectin. Grate to reed if u’z got convention-goin’ geek frends.
Alsew, jus fun 2 reed.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Thanks, stagehanddan. Ai will trai it too!

 
stagehanddan

there are about 6 or t half-price books on my way home (my path then looks like a cat with a lazer dot) so it isn’t impossible I find some of this.

 
lolcatburglar

O, J4K! U is so gracious to thnk someone for offering help with links and searches.

U’d be surprised how many peeps just complain when u give them a link to something they sayed they wanted instead of saying “thx!” even if they can’t use it.

No, I’m not bitter or anything, why u axe?

 
stagehanddan

Ooops, sry. Seriously, I apologize for trangressions on my part. I will assure you that any such incident was unintentional.

I’m just not that smooth on the internet.

 
smammie

Ohai Ebberywun!!

Hadz tu pop out fur medicinal supplies… Vitamin C And Quinine, butt Ayez bakc noa.

Elizabeth Moon, beri gud “spacer” fiction adn an epic fantasy “The Deed of Paksenarrion” (women heros)

Charles de Lindt, hmmm, fantasy… but maibii nawt, lotsa musik, lotsa karacturz, adn, maybii doze tingz happin frum teh corner ob ur eyez, iffin U noa ware tu luk…

Sharon McCrumb, “Bimbos”, the best… and “She Walks These Hills” etc….detecktif novelz moastlii

Tim McCreight… The Complete Metalsmith… okai, sew Aym ah Complete Dorkfish

Terry Pratchett… he cudov invented Cheeezeland… his books are worth every penny just for the footnotes alone

 
smammie

Oh ho, teh LCB iz hear!!! Aye haz a likn 4 yu, adn yu doan ebben hz tu say “thnx”… buttz wud B nys iffin yu doan hurtz mii?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRMNeoaosQw

fur sum raisin, Aye thawt ob yu wehn Aye herd dis lasnite….. run, Smammie, run….

 
lolcatburglar

Gosh, smammie, I doesn’t know how to thank u.

Of course, I doesn’t know *why* to thank u, either.

(Jes’ kidding. Better to be thought of than to be late for dinner.)

 
lolcatburglar

*sniffle* Well, ok, SHD, but rember in teh future that even us hardened crinimals has feelings 2, u knoes.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ohhhh!! {{{{{LCB}}}} ov CORSE yoo has felines 2. Yoo tell us about them offen.

*pat pat pat* /*/*Esme/*/* */*/Liam*/*/ (doo thoze luk laik
skirtches to yoo??)

 
lolcatburglar

*hind leg shakes involuntarily because of teh skritches*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
tidmum

:grin: :lol:
I r lukkin berree closly at awl peeps eerholes.
I will find it.
Teh wun eered eering steeler iz awn mah “moast wanted ” lizst.
Wen I find dat stinky one eered eering steeler, I will libberate dat eering an reunite it wiv its chudder.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Tidmum. Iz there sumwehre taht peeple who mite hav found it awn the street cud hav turned it in? A few years ago, ai lawst a brand-noo and very prittee citrine eerring. It wuz teh fursst tiem that ai ebber wore it.

But altho ai did nawt find it (it wuz in Sheecago - we were goin to the opera) an ai wuz veree surprized hao menee diffrunt places there are to ask.

Soree yoo cudn’t find it. Did yoo tell us waht it looked laik???

tidmum

Grrrrrrr.*wayves fistiees at weirdpress….steeled mah reply!!!
Ohai JCH4K :grin:
I has asked at awl teh playces we went to ,an teh Taxi cumpny. I try teh Pleece stayshun inna mornin.
Wuz a filligree gold lozenge shaype, with a lozenge shape Garnet in teh middle.
Bowt free kwarters inch lawng. Berree unyoosual desyne.
Mr.T.M botted me teh matchin set several yeers ago,acuz its mah Birfstone
an himz cuddnt affrod to buy me Diymondz.
I will hoap an pray it turns up.

smammie

{{{Tidmum}}}} It sounz sew beautius!!! Kwik, cross ur legez, Aym abowt tu hab ah sad 4 yu agin… Aye iz finkin nuffin butz gud lukc thawtz 4 yu.

tidmum

:wink: I gots mah legses crossed!!!!
Fanks {{{smammie}}}

tidmum

TROO!!!! Sumwuns in teh baffrume :shock:

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gmawairzgreneshuz

ohai, {{{{{TM,}}}}} haow did yu fined owt yu wur a bit drunk? wuz sumbuddee so rood az tu tel yu dat? Wut wuz liek da eering? peers kined? gowld,? rubeez? Ai’l luk arown nd se if it camed obur heer. :)

tidmum

Ohai gmwgs :grin:
Teh fact I carnt renember walkin hoam,sore feets an MrT.M telled me-so did mah bro an sis in law, leeds me tew beleeb I was ,indeed, dwunk. Eider dat oar I got teh majic carpet hoam :lol:
wuz a grate nite owt an we laffed an laffed awl nite :grin:
Wuz gowld n garnet peerced eer dangly kynd.

 
 
 
 
 
Ambercat

Ai wish to rejistah a complaynt!

Romeow

OK, rite ur complaint in dis box []
We will luk into it and get bak to u.
Hab a nice dai.
B-Bye.

lolcatburglar

Kitteh uses 2 pointy endz to rite complaint in teh box:

[:]

stagehanddan

given look on kitteh face. speeding towards your posterior at dangerous speed.

 
lolcatburglar

Translation: When u least eggspect it, I will rain hot death on u until u dies from it.

martoonie

You rotten swine, you have deaded me!

 
 
 
 
 
Loolapahhh

Oh meh golleh wolleh gosheh cakehs!!! That washeh/sink looks exactly like mine… ‘ceptin for da kitteh and da hose. We no have hose in house.
Dat kitteh no looky like mine at least.

 
 
Ambercat

But luk at the culler ob teh warder - kitteh, yu rilly, RILLY, needed a baff!

BGee

Yus in-verry-deed. It luks liek haf teh plaigroun cam hoem wit u.

Ambercat

Is rilly awl-whyt kitteh; got a lotta “larva, rince, repeet” to go!

BGee

North ov teh eek-waiter is sumr. Meybe kitteh needz a buzz-cut an just let the blond-white floofy harz grow bak in? Shud hav gud covrg by fall ‘n less hareballing 4 awhiel.

fikshunkitteh

Aslo, norf ob eek-waiter wotter flushes teh clok wys. Mai yoosliss tribia, let me show yew it!

 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Yu gunna trai shabe a kitteh? yu berry brabe pursun.

 
 
 
 
Romeow

Mah gudness.
Hab dey eber herd ov using a sprayer?
No wonder kitteh iz mad.
Hims can’t gets clean stewing in hims own swill.

BGee