I BEELEV U HAS
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I BEELEV U HAS MAH STAHPLAR
noep. i haznt seen ur stapler.
picture: J. Kurlak. lol caption: (?)
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Ai is in yur oriface, steelin yur stayshunery
Yeah, Ambercat! Drinke – dansee? Most egg-shell-ent commint!
Mah orifice will nebber be teh sayme agen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’z jus speechless….
Ah cant come owt, Ah cant fynd mah drawers!
but kittehs don need drawers, tehy don hav to pant! (sry abominbl pun ai knos it…)
>°ه’<
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
*deep breath*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
*deep breath*
*snerk*
whew, dat wuz teh phunnee!
u better asks Underware Kitteh frm yesturday
Kitteh habz no yoos
2 staypplurr. Kitteh upsetz
U fowndz Nappeeng Playss!
Tuukz verreh lawwwwwng tyme
4 Kitteh 2 fyndz it. Wantz
2 maykz it herz oawn
Dis beez ekksellentz
Nappeng Playss. Untillz Hewminz
putz t3h drawrr bakkz in
Jack.
Jack–Ai had kitteh dat would clime underneef desk and scruntchle into second drawrr–when frenz com ober, I sez “wanna see mai new kitteh?” and pull open dat drawrr to find kitteh sleeping in liddle kitteh circkle. Frenz tinks to dem selps with th3 puzzlement “Now wai SueBoo keeps da kitteh inner desk?”
Well, whare ur frenz think u sposedta keep teh kitteh? Inda fridge?
Sure, kitteh would like that, but kitteh hairs in teh butters, DO NOT WANT.
Butt, we has dem eberywehr else – why nawt, say ai.
gud mowrning ambercat, and congrashumalshuns on a fine nawt-second. teh theft of office supplies by kittehs is a problem that we can awl sympathyze wif. they nawt only steels the stayshunary, but also takes off wif teh
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A4 letter paypur (my vist to YourUp, let me shows you it)
bookends,
colored marking pens
d…
dragon slayin gloves
enbahlopes wif stamps
files, hangin an odderwise
Drinkie Cups fer kawfee
Eesuls
Fotos uf yer famlees
g…
glasses for reading (now wher did Ai put dem?)
highlyter
inkee pens
pen haulders
q-tip textas (wats a q-tip?)
rubbers (them tingz yu use fer rubbing outs pencil markings)
s…
stapler
typeeriter ribbon
under-cab’net lighting
v….
what you called a “rubber” I’d call an “eraser”; it’s a diffrence in regionz, or mebbe countrys (I’m in the northeast U.S.)
countrys and regionz. I ar in westrn part of ostralia
Jumbeaux paypurr klips
Krinklee shipping paypurr
Larje rubburr bamds…
M…
marmalade jar (Dundee’s orange), my favrite pencil holder
neatness!! neatness in the office !! the kittehs must have stolen mine, cuz there’s none around
over-and-under stacking in-boxes
p…
papper cleeps (mor ov tehm)
quots
red markr
S…
STAPLER!!
tyme sheet
uppr mangmnt
V…
vurry favrit pen
wite-oot
xerox masheen
yullah hiliter
zen (wich u needs to koep wit wurkmaets sumtiems.)
Vry important papers
Weekly reports
X’s from calendar marking days until vacation
Yesterday’s leftover coffees
Zings u rited down to use in next staff meeting
ai am kompleetly okai wit kitteh steelin upper namagment, but whut kitteh dew wit thoz nastee an yusless peeples? mebbe putem in a bawkx wit rackettycoon in middel uv rowd?
Mayan calendar . . . all ur dedlines belong to us
Noo office guy
Olivetti typewriter kept inna closit “jus in case”
Uh, guyz? Dis alfabet is borked… sumbuddy mussta messed up teh letters. Kitteh, wuz dat u?
*kitteh ignoars u, inspects speck of dust, warshes paw*
eye kan C dis awrfiss neadz sum awgurnyzin!!!1
Ohai yiss, eet needz teh fun sway stuffses tew mayk eet teh moor balinsed, no?
is ar being genrous! adding lotses uf letterz. Iz in a -office- yu noes.
I founded UR snax stahush adn I ateded it.
Kittehs steel yore hartz 2
“M’yeah I’m gonna need you to put mah stapler back, and if you could just go ahead adn replace that drawer, that’d be great.”
-Lumbergh kitteh
“um, but….I ….uh…don’t…….not fair……um…..I’m……really…….mah supervisor….
I don’t……um…..”
-Milton kitteh
“..wel….yes but….bern down teh bildings…”
Brillant
Dis kitteh has teh smallest cubicle in teh hole orfice. Must has used teh wrong riport covers.
…kitteh’s cube smaller dan mine, but not as dusty…
dis b deh hi ee fishun cee kitteh, not rekwiring large spacez.
“M’yeah, I’m gonna need you to go ahead adn move down teh basement, we need to stack soem boxes in yur cubicle. Adn if u could come into werk on Caturday,,,That’d be great, yeah……”
Oar sumfing lyk dis…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvQh2yZYofc
jist whut ai wuz reciting tew maiselfs, mamarosa!!!
wun uv teh bestest moovees ever!
Y is de staplor in de cabnet neks tu da stereyoo?
Kitteh can keepzes dah stahplar, butz ai needzez dah TPS reportz
Tihs pikshure purrfecktlee iylluhstraights teh amaizying phenomynohn okkuryng iyn kumpanees awl thruowt teh cuntreey:
teh strainge dylemma ov”Teh Waunderyng Awfiss Ekwipmint”;
Skores ov papure klips, penns, pehnsulls, stikkees, skauch taipe, eraysuhrs, ruhbbure bandses, wight aowt, syssures, etc. ar iynkredahblee groeiyng feetses adn waulkyng offa teh prehmases;
Jes haow tehy kan bees excaipyng iyn suches droaves remaynes a kompleet mistereey; butt teh fackt taht tehy ar gibbs awl ov us pause (oar paws) az teh cayse maiy bee……
TPS reportz? You put the new TPS report coverz on dem, right?
IN TRIPL-ICAT?
How is Milton Cat supposed to put the cover on the report without a stapler???
an ai kleens fishies on top uv yer teepeeess reports an givez tehm to kitteh in mai drawer whilst ai plais tetriz.
yay! office space!
Oh dwight(guy in office pictr)! i haz it!!!!!
LOLZ!!!!!!!! ROFLROFLRFOL!!!