Good Mornings!
Good Mornings! you has 3 unread kittehs
but i cant repli 2 anee emailz. sumfing rong wif my puter.
picture: Elwing313. lol caption: sarah ;]
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Ai dunt kno which wun 2 open nawt secund
*so glad ai had mai protektiv CHRG on reeeel tite!!1!*
eye wishiz mai nayul bawx wus sew kyoot!!1
witch wun am cawld ‘bill’??
Bill da Cat ? EEEK
Oh, U meen da Past Due kynd
u mean “ACK!”
in mai speeryens; awl ob tehm!
Maybee dey am Bill an Ben an teh wun in teh middul am Liddul Weeeeeed??
Dat am a ref 4 teh TTI ownlee – eye finxo..?
Tayke me bak tew mah chyldhood. Oh happy dayz…………
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Flobbadobbadob….Weeeeeeeeeee–d
Conga rat shoe laces! Fur shur they’re not chain mail – they iz much too floofy to be maid of metal!
10-Q Sombra – jess da kewtness iz 2, 2 floofy
*waddya fink? iz dis da sayme kitten hooz pik was
taken frum 3 angles N den skwished 2 geffer?*
No, I think that is the shadow of the middle kitteh’s ear on the left mailbox. They must just be identikittehs.
Gud Morning!! GedNeeZcatz!!
ai browted yoo a liddle presint – fur yur celebrayshun fur teh Nawt Second!
Ai thot we cud awl hav a “Sing-A-Long!” LOL! Wun ov mai favoriets!
EBREEBUDDEE SING TOGEDDER – NOW ! LOL!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FlTMXiqbDZU&feature=related
♫ “Star trekking accross the universe. . .♫♫
Whooo Hooooo!!
Gud morning GeeNeeZcatz! Ai just sented yoo a congratumalatoree note – but it’s hung up in WP – Song an Danse – but ai furgotted to taek off teh H t t yoo know waht!!
Sorree ;( Hope it shows up soon. Yoo will fur shure like it! Again!! Just teh thing fur spirit perking awn a lubberly Sunday morning! Oar afternoon – ‘tip o teh hat to teh deer ITTerz! Miz martoonie. Miz Ambercat. Mr. gibbocat. Did ai miss enewun??
Teh MINNIT ai putz this heer again, WP will coff it up! Ai just NOE it!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTMXiqbDZU&feature=related
with scenes from “Star Trek”
Ebreebuddee!!! Sing Along!!! Sing fur GeeNeeZcatz!!! Whooo Hooo!!
*Waves floofy paws furiusslee*
I heer…….Iheer.!!!!!… Ohai ebreewun
Kwik bissit fur nao-Cukkin hyoooooge roast dinner fur mah frenz an teh bebbeh.
Been to da bootsale-onlee a gayme fur boichik tewdai
Gotta go-Ostritch size Chikkin an ton of roast pertaytoes needs attenshun
*Cheez ebreewun*
Gulps large glass ob Chardonnay
OOH Tidmum, is dere room fer wun moar at ur dinner table? Ai will bring Chardonnay!
All gone!! Greedee sods eetid it awl up!!!!
Still gots teh Chardonnay-boddul nummer elebentee
Wot, tehy et teh behbeh?!
Nah. She Pooped an had baybee bogeez.Pleh!-Did not want.
Shhhhh….*whispurrs* she an orinj wun ….. But she luffly
She lubs Anty Claire an teh rowst dinner
Phishing filters haz beens applied!
Mai phishes dunt kneed filterin…
ai eatz dem just da wai day R
Kitteh’s is in yoor malebox, eeting up all yoor spam.
*dunt U wishes it wuz dat EZ 2 gitz ridz ob da spam*
Ya rly. An kittehz wud need to be rly rly hongree.
Tu help u cleen yor maleboks://linein.org/blog/2008/03/20/free-screen-cleaner-cat-version/
Bwayr teh stayr ob teh Midwitch Kittehs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRaW4QrXM8E
Dat iz berry skeeerreee
Defnitly wun to woch form bhyn teh sofa! Wunner if tehy’ll let me taek a sofa into teh sinny ma…
Prolly nawt…juss tayk a big pillow 2 hyde behien
N dunt lukat da skeerie parts…klose Ur I’s
an doan furgit 2 pluggup yur eerz. teh mewzik am teh moast skerree pawt!!
Donut go twards teh Vi O’Linz!
Oh noes – nawt teh sensliss violins!!!
If it izent sensliss violins, dey r flauting der nooditees!
2 mush sax an vyowlinz!!!11
Mebbee weez shud jes staiy hoam frum teh moovies!!!
A lawng Eddie Izzard clip, but well werf it to neber be scayrd ob fillums agin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4yrL6rc6bU
Scarey moosic….GET BACK IN THE COACH!! Fanks, Ambercat…..taht wuz gr8! Himz b coemin heer latur dis munf nd Aiz hoepin 2 goh.
oooh! Ai has a jellus!
You got males!
Plz to have nootered, thxbai.
aww! must wait for all kittehs to come together so i can snorgles them. snorgles is super important! for kittehs and hoomans. pls snorgle one or more of both today!
Owr mittuns has been lawst in teh mayl!
elebenty burgrz fr Ambercat!
kitteh on left sez:
Dear Recipient We are happy to inform you that you have just won
yourself the sum of 5 million Dollar.
kitteh in middle sez:
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true. Mr. Edwin Gabriel until his death was a member of the Helicopter
Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers.
kitteh on right sez:
I must solicit your Confidentiality and assure you that I am contacting
you in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Guten Morgen!! Ai hav received such mail – but waz nawt so cyoot!
If AWNLEE ai had cawled tehm – and sented in teh munnies Ai cud bee RICH!!
But, Jannit, wif deez kittehz yew am rich!!1
nawn wheel B mawkt ‘reeturn 2 sendur!!’ dats 4 shoor!!!
LOL! so troo!! ai wud keep these kittehs an feel rich indeed!!
Mai sis-in-law Nancy haz a sign in her bak entreeway – “a hoem is just a haus without a cat.” It sounds gud – but as a saying, it duzznt werk – it needs teh comma to maek sense! It maeks me laff ebreetime ai see it!
It needz compleet rearraynjin…”Wifowt a kitteh, a hoem iz just a howse.”
Wifowt a hoem, a kitteh is just a howse.
Just a howze wifowt a hoem is a kitteh
Just wifowl a kitteh iz a hoem a howse.
Oooookay, step, gently away from peruvian coffee.
But Kafeen iz mai frend.
Oh, wait, datz Kaf<bLeen iz mai fren.
Mai bad. I put deh koffee pot away now.
OOOOOHHHH NOOOEZ wus sposed 2 b
KafLeen
Mai lak uv html let mii show u it. *sigh*
A kitteh maeks a haus a hoem
It iz teh kittens of teh corms!
Hewminz amz clebbirr!
Bildz Napz Bawksez 4 kittehz
hye upz awff t3h grownd
Nawt Sekkund Kitteh’z
messijj iz ‘Feedz Meh’. Sekkund
Kitteh’z messijj iz
‘Rubz Meh’ wyle t3h furrd
flooffee Kitteh’s messijj iz
‘Lubz Meh’. Messijjez
willz chaynjj andz ekkschaynjj
az tyme goez bye. Hewminz willz
beez verreh bizzee
Jack.
True story!
Three unread kittehs, 33 comments, and 333 votes.
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I am commint 34, and vote 334.
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It’s going to be a gr8 dai! (But really, aren’t they all? Any day above ground is a good day.) f.r.
reely? I mean, teh 3 and 33 and 333 part? kool!!
3 little kittns, mailed ter mittns
an tey began to cry
Free little kits, hoo awl unwaree,
Kumz frum teh kit-tehz sem-a-nary
Free frum itz jeanyus too-tell-air-ee—
Free liddle kiiiiiiiiitz
Frum Skool!!!
Open wif snorglin!
Wel, iyf dese kittehs bees tipikal ov wut cums iyn ‘Snayle-Mayle’,
Ai wud curtenlee preefurr tihs tuu E-Mayo ennydai!!!
(Bye teh tiem yuu geyt dunn wif snorgling, hed-bonking, adn shmooing tihs tripel
treet, yuu foargeyt tuu chek iyf dere enny akshual lettres inna bauxes!!!!)
Postul Cats
have gone postal !!!!!
This is way better than the crap in my mailbox.
Deyz not messidges from CELING CAT?!?!?! Celing cat gonn modurn!
we can has junkmail? nom nom nom…
hey! thx 2 all of u fur votin & leavin sum messages! im soo excited to have my lol on the site!!!
<3
sarah;]
95% sure its photoshopped, which is cheating. Stop it.
mailz!!!!