Don’t play koi u kno I wantz u
but did u lern hao 2 use chopstix 2 git fishies?
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Ai can haz fish fingurrs?
I jes lubs cafeteria style.
here ya goze:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McQrmyyscs
and, fur doze who likes to DIY :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmf2qtaKrks
MMMM….finger-likkin GUUD
*wisperz* jimmba, is dis yr nawt sekond FFL?
>Don’t play koi
恋じゃないか?
atashi wa koi neko desu. (haven’t figured out how to put Japanese script on my pc)
You are a lovecat?
kitteh in heat, if ai recollect
ai fink jimmba has been NS before, but ai could be mistooken
ai hab been ffl 4 tymes nao ai fink!! :O
JIMMMMMBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai has been missing yew!!!!
hai KTNF! {{{{{{{{{{KFTNF}}}}}}}}}} ai been missn yew toooooo!!
awww, fanks! How’s lief in TTI?
tis beryy beryy wet tewdai but is okay, ai’m nice n warm in mai office wiv a cup o cawfee an sum froot joose
How u bee, Jimmba?
{{{{{Jimmba}}}}}
Dis mai faborite moobie!
A Fish Called Wanda Eet U?
All your bass are belong to me.
*Heddesk*
I think we’re gonna need a bigger desk…
wiff a cushun onit
Teho said u has a big hed, cweenmj.
*snurts and runs*
*trowz wadder bloon at kafleen.*
——–☼
Splat!
*runs away*
*donkee stands drenched, lookeeng shocked at being splatted juuust
as she wuz braying wiff rude lafftur*
Five cheezburgers for rodney!!!!!
Noes! Ten! Elebenty gazillion!!1!!!
FTW!!1!
That woz so bad, I’m gowing to go tuna piano. Yu du n that bad puns can krill a thread?
Aw, keep urchin up
Big Fish…
On Golden Pwned.
excellent!
Dat WUZ excellent…
Isn’t dis musseling in on thu fish jokes?
oh. jus clam up…..lol
It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;
Frum Dr. Demento:
I wuz dryvin n daowntaown Atlantis. Mai Barrycoodah wuz inna shop, sew I wuz n uh rintid Steengray, n it wuz oavrheetin. Sew I pullz n2 uh Shell stayshun; dey sed I’d bloan uh seel. I sed, “Fikz da dayng fing n leev mai pryvit lyf owt uv it, k, pal?”
Wyle dey wuz doin dat, I wawkt ober 2 uh plays kawld da Oi-stir Bar. A reel dyv. But I noo da oanur; he yoosta plai 4 da dawfins. I sed, “OHAI GILL!” (U hafta yell, himz hard uv herring.)
Dayng WerdPretzel — swopt da nawt-sekkund 2 lynz…
Grrr….
Dat’s coz WierdPretzel is acting fishy…
whew- gud to see dat ur okay, mausie! trribble & otterz was teh wurried you got cautghted by the ornj kitteh on teh “i caughted a mowsie” pic ober teh wkend.
Uh,yesh,we wuz awl “worried”
**luks arownd sheepishly**
Didn’t meen to worree you guys. I had to go to Teh Data Centur tihs mornin and cud not post. I had much dongleishousness to deel wif.
…mebbe u shuddnt leev eberybudde”dongle-ing” liek dat……
hmmmm. karma?
dongleishous….. funky werd
luks like sushi fur lunch!
Conga-rats Leeza-B, Maus, and Jimmba on way fastest tree-way tye….mebbe sum fishees in deh tye bo teek fur yew?
ai can has sooshee iffun eberywun else has sum?
I can has sushi too? I lubs sushi.
Ai lurves teh sooshee 2. Nuttin fancee, tho. Jes maek mien wif toona or salmon, abocado, ryse and see-wii’d.
if u knew sushi like i know sushi,
oh,oh,oh whatta gill!
*heddesk* Ow!
U can haz my sooshi, Jimmba!
Ackshully, I will haz a salad.
Wif:
Avocado
Been sprowts
Carrots
Dandelion Greens
Eggplant
Frissee Lettuce
haloumi cheese
iceburg lettuse
jalapeno peppers
kale
lemmuns
mango
nutz, almond
onyun
peas
quince vinaigrette
r…
romayn letus
shrimps
terryakee saws
u…
ugli froot
veggies, assorted
water chestnuts
x…
xtra crispee kyoocumbers
yngs on the sied
zestee salad dressings ober all!
Uze lefted out teh G! I will haz sum guacamole on teh side, plz. Kthxbye.
Dash o’ pepper
Edam cheese….
Froot…
G….
Driveby comment alert:
Cormgratz Jimmba, Maus an Leeza awn your brade!! C’mawn daown tew Krissy’s fer ur harebradez in teh laytest koi fashunz!
An GNZ, DK an rhsb, u gotz teh brayde awlso! Krissy’s haz teh menny booths, sew awl com an haz a rokkin gud tyme!
Ai can has martoonie? Ai knoe iz earlee, but ai had reelee bad Caturdai.
It never b tew eerlee fer martooneez heer.
*hands rhsb a chokklit martoonee. klinkee glasses*
Cheez!
Sit down rite heer and telling us awl abowt yer nastee Caturday.
*handz rhsb sum konsoling chokklit possumz.*
Fanks, Cweenmj.
Mai hubbeh tolded mi taht he nawt wanna werk tings owt.
Nao, ai has a grate beeg sad. It hurtz so bad.
Oh rhsb, I am so, so sorry.
We are here for you.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
I have been in your situation,and am concerned for you.
Do you have family and close friends nearby?? A support system is the best thing to have.
Don’t feel like you need to handle the heartache on your own….I found it only makes things worse.
I haz a sad wif u.
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}
oh, I’z so sorree to heer dat, rhsb!
.
yoo can haz as mush choklits as yoo needs – yoo can go to teh CCC, or aks us an wii’d be happie to git sum fer yoo.
.
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
.
an heer ar sum kittehs to komfert yoo, tehy will snorgle wif yoo an purr fer yoo to help yur sad hart.
Awwww.
*Hands rhsb deh hole bokz uv chokklit possumz.*
*Adn extra chokklit martoonee.*
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
hai rhsb, ai’s been habbin sum sad dayees tew, but yew alwaiz know daat yew habbun teh bestest cheezfrens on here hew will look after yew like they did mee. and yew IRL frenz shud support yew just as much, or else!!
We awl has a sad for you.
We preskribe joynin da CheezFrendz Yahoo Groop. Iz da bestest support sistem ever!
Pleez do! We wud luv to hab yu amon us!!
{{{rhsb}}} I givz yoo beeg orinj hugs. An sits down neggst to yoo an be yor frend.
Fanks ebberbodee.
Ai has frenz and famlee IRL taht has been veree gud 2 mi. Eben tho mai werk is teh pleh, mai boss an mai co-wurkerz unnerstan.
Sumting taht reelee sukked 4 mi wuz ai miss mai Josie-cat. Hur wuldve been a reel comfurt. Ai hasnt rubbed a belleh oar herd a purr in almowst a month.
Sew, hao do ai joyn teh Yahoo Groop?
ai would just go to yahoo, then to yahoo groups, and search cheezfrenz. when yew find teh page there are instructions there. let us know if yew are habbin teh problems wif it
.
oh rhsb, ai will wrap yew up in teh sawftiest of sawfty blankees and gib yew a mug of hawt chawklit wif a slash of ur adult beveridge of choyce. also, ai had dis basket of chawlit possums and ai dun kno wat ai gunn do wif them. yew don want them, do yew? tehy is awl sorts of chawlit and sum of them even have teh tastee fillings, like pebut nutter and karmul. Yew can borrow my kitteh Duct Tape. He is SO big. Dere is a lotta tummy to rub and ai am sure he would appreciate your snorguls. Heer is sum of his kitteh food. Iffn yew feed him he will lub yew forebber and ebber.
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
try dis linkee:
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz
ai has a stoopee.
ai no can has memree what mai yahoo log-in b, so ai no longer can has ax… axce… ai no can bisit cheezfrenz groop.
*has a BEEG sad*
plz tew tell me whut yahoo naem ai is sighnd up wif fur cheezfrenz groop, kthnxbai!
*goes tew stand in korner wif pointee stopee hat on*
I sendz yoo gentil hedbonks *bonk bonk*
an therapyootik purrz: PURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr.
*sigh* Iz nawt az gud at teh reel thing, but teh best ay culd do over teh innertoobs . . .
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Hugs an prayers comin yur way.
we are awl heer 4 yew………….. innytime
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1185951
Oh, dear heart, i’m SO sorry!!! I’m hugging you and praying for you. I know this comes late in the thread—i missed yesterday altogether, but my heart is with you.
(((((((((((((rhsb)))))))))))) Hugz, an prayerz for wellbeing, an purrz frum mai kittehz, an wish ai cud do moar for u. Keep talkin tew us, k?
I am so sorry. {{{{{rhsb}}}}} Here for you!
Ohai ZF! I see u haz changed ur name a littul! It’s kyoot!
U was gone for a long time last month, were u on vacashuns too?
I wud luv a brayde, but my hare is all floofed owt now from the floofy spray I gotted on the last thred, so I’m not shure it cud be brayded at this point….
10-Q zauberflolute, dunt mynd if Ai do…
Ai lubs da harebradez..wee all had ower
harebraded B4 da wedding at da
RenFestin GA lass mumf – it wuz berry awsum
*eben if it rayned a litl onuz*
Wut els iz nu in da BooTeeks?
*Ratz…dis was posed 2 B reply to zauberflolute*
o shur…naw itz inna rite plaze
Um… I dont fink a hayrbrayd is gonna werks so gud fer me. Mien (wuts left of it
) is kinda short…
…we can has hair exteshuns?!!
Mebbe if I grows my eer hares reely long and combs tehm back…?
Ewwwwww….noe,stiks wif teh extenshuns!!
I haz herd deh theory dat menz hedz get denser as dey age. Thus deh harez cant growing frew and kumming owt teh top. Sew deh harez cum owt deh eers insted. Iz just a theory.
….iz possibul for dems to get denser ????
I noe. Iz hard tew beleeving, but yes, dere
heds getz denser as dey gets older. *sigh*
Mai aging huzzbin, let mii show u him.
So are yoo saying their heds are full of hare?
Like, one gimormus hareball?
That gibs a hole new meening to the phrase ‘harebraned idea’…..
I hadn’t thot uv it taht way, but it makes scents 2 mii!!
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Earhair.html
I has an EEEEWWW!
himz has teh earwurms…………. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I kan gib N E bodee hoo needz extra hares teh wuns dat ar falling owt ov mai hed (affer teh pleh kemo). Yesh, neerlee a monf affer teh kemo, teh hares still falls owt. (at leest I’z got hares to luse!)
.
Is you at home now Pb2K?
yup! I fink I go-ed hoem wile yoo wuz awn vacay. Iz nice to be hoam!!
That is teh GUD newz!
Glad u is hoam, gettin yr snorguls now! Kittehs have teh speshul healing pawers. So make sure to take 2 kittehs, 2 tiems a day. Just to be safe.
iz ok pb2k.
*patz pb2k on deh prittee hed adn gibbingz her sum choklit possumz.* wen deh pleh kemo dun, deh harez kum bak.
fanks fer teh possumz, cweenmj! amazinklee, I stil haz sum hares awn mai hed! I fink, tho, dat wut’z left will go prollee awai wif teh next rownd ov kemo (befoar teh transplant, iffn nawt sooner).
PB2K- ar u gettin bone marro transplant? Gud luk tew u!! Put on kyuut baseball cap and enjoy- no bad hare daze! At leas warm weather now- where u are tew?
That’s right!! Puts on the baseball cap, the colorful scarf, the dashing beret, teh cowboy hat, the GH(wpoi), or whatever you feels like. Or just some sunscreen. Your loss of hair as a badge of honor, yew shows it to us. We’ll cheer for you.
Yah, I can haz BMT – akshully, iz gonna be a stem cell transplant, as sun as wii kan find a donor.
.
I’z in teh Mishygum – neer teh Ann Arbor, so I’z being treeted at teh Unibersity ov Mishigym horspitall.
.
I’z alzo bery familyr wif teh hare losses – tew yeers ago, I had teh pleh brest cancer, an I can haz kemo fer dat, too. I still haz teh hats an scarves frum dat! I nebber lawst awl ov mai harez dat tiem, so I onlee wored hats wehn I went owtside (it wuz teh winter)
PB2K – I livs neer Ann Arbor 2. If U wants moar IRL frenz, i habs experiences wid bein supplotuf fer pacients. My farthest from last hubbie was treated at UM Hospitible fer teh pleh colon cansir. He used to make deh jokez aboot havin a semi-colun aftir deh sergary.
yabbut, wachout; I hear Igor looooves teh bare look!! ( he had a restraynin order taked out onim by Sinead O’Connnor)
He lefted a botlol of sunscreem (next to a cooler with somethin un eyed ent iffied innit) on my porch wif yr naem onnit -heez a lil shy, ya no-
labeled “Perooviun Sunset” spf elebenty : garanteed to make you feel as good assif you’d eaten grilled kuy marinated in Pisco on a sunbleached SouthAmerican beach .
(p.s. silk is teh good- wachout fr teh skratchy stuff inside beisbol capz, can cause iritashuns & reultin infekshuns)
yikes. just reelized dat meenz Igor noes ware i lives…
Hunny, getz da freezer reddy…
wii gotz fud furr all year
But ai reely wants a cheezburger. Plzkthx.
Ohai Diamond Kitteh!
How haz u been? Did I heer u had a birfdai???
Ohai leeza-b! Jamamma made u a lol and itz onna votin paige rite now. Alla cheezpeeps shud go vote fur Jamamma and leeza-b!!!11!!!
whar be da votin page? I feelz disinfranch…difinsranc…like ai aren’t letted to vote.
Goes to teh top uv this payge & hits “vote”……teh piktur wuz on page 4 a minnut ago…..
ktnxs
If u goes to teh top uf teh paige tu teh brown navigashun bar and click whar it sez VOTE it takes u 2 teh votin paige and u can luk fur it. Rite now it iz on paige 4. When Jamamma sees it she can post a link to it.
P.S. looks fur sum otter cheezpeeps lols an votes fur tehm, 2, iffin u wantz tu.
is on page 7 now……….. don’t know wut happens tew teh link wen page numbers change
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/the-cheezburger-factory/page/7/
….teh skwirrl wants Leeza to eats summore uv her sooflays !!!
If they are trooly made uv air then I can haz moar. Don’t wanna get too stuffed! But the Grand Marnier is makin me woozie…
aim on teh voting page? oooooooooh fanks
ohai leeza-b!!! Welcums bak!
U were misseded!!! Hoep u had a gud week off.
Ai had a grate birfdai week – lots ob sillybrashuns n prezzees on ICHC adn IRL.
I iz sowry I misted ur birfdai! Is iz too late for a speshul present?
**hands DK a speshully made ViewMastur wif –xtra spesul– pickshures insied**
Do yoo recognise that furst one??
So how young is u now?
Hoep nowun else has seeing dis pikshur!!
Wii habbing teh fun, tho, eh? Wut whir der naems again??
Ai R beginning mai 56th orbit awn dis byootimus liddel blu planitt!
I fink they were ‘August’ and ‘Juloly’.
Don’t worrie, those came frum my con, com, er, my purrsonal files.
Mmmm…shmorgisboard!
Ai onlee wantz 2 plae, rly.
Ai hoep teh orinj fishees arint poysun! Cuz ai’m hongree!
Happy cat decides to go for fishees instead of cheezburgers to keep
himz cholestrol in chek
….xtra Omega-3 fur me,pleez !!
Kitteh aks fishees hoo wunts tuu bees furst foar lunches!!!!
OMG LOL!!!
Kitteh 2 fishees: “Ohai! I’d lurve 2 has u 4 dinner. Wat tyem can u b at mai hows?”
brane fud
tastee an nootrishus!
♬
If you knew Sushi,
Like I know Sushi…
♬
I be havin’ feesh stakes 2nite! :3
korms
lentils
mac aronee?
n…
gaaah…
stoopeee wurdpretzel – WAI u do dis tew me / us???
dis kommint sposd tew b furr de salad list uhrleer in dis fred!
careful kitteh, thos r sum big fishes
btw ai made a lol
moar funny pictures
hope tis wurks
help pls..ai have made a lol and tried to copy and paste thelink it gave me here to show it…yet nothing happens. any idears ..kthx
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Don’t include the “h t t p : / /” in the link, or else the link will go in to a review queue and may take many minutes to appear, if indeed it ever appears.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1264415
will try tis
fank u Maus…ai will git tis sooner or l8tr:smile:
Bee kareful uff phishing scamz!
Badum, bump, swish!
…or bee “koi-ful”…..
LOL! FTW!
Narcissus kitteh carps about his appearance.
Mebbe Sissyphus can helps him wif dat!
I think Sissyphus is teh busy. Mabye Prometheus? No, it appears that he’s tied up.
do I heer an Echo in teh plaec?
Psyche!
doan play koi wif cupid!
Why in Hades duz he care wut he luks liek??
Mabye he thinks he’s losing his Hera?
(whoops — PB2K: I didn’t mean this as a poke at u.)
hee – I didn’t take it dat wai! Teh puns ar too gud to fink abowt teh stoopy hares!!
How long are we gonna Muse on dis subject?
Theseus iz gibbin me a hedake!
Donut worries. Zeno is on his way over to take over for u. He’s takin’ forever to get there, though…
….iffa we continu to Pers-U-eus dis fred,ai wyll be forced to leev….
Once agin a thred takesaturn fur the worse…
Sumwharz owt amung teh darkist reeches uv teh innertoobs . . .
Anuther gud cheezfrend goze bad . . .
Uh… swim here often?
dats IT – ai wants de botin burgerz back!!!
ai gibbs dis koomint SEBBEN burgers!
Muuvin’ sooshii bar. Ai lurvezit.
yabbut, wachout; I hear Igor looooves teh bare look!! ( he had a restraynin order taked out onim by Sinead O’Connnor)
He lefted a botlol of sunscreem (next to a cooler with somethin un eyed ent iffied innit) on my porch wif yr naem onnit -heez a lil shy, ya no-
labeled “Perooviun Sunset” spf elebenty : garanteed to make you feel as good assif you’d eaten grilled kuy marinated in Pisco on a sunbleached SouthAmerican beach .
(p.s. silk is teh good- wachout fr teh skratchy stuff inside beisbol capz, can cause iritashuns & reultin infekshuns)
yikes. just reelized dat meenz Igor noes ware i lives…
okay. dis is boviouslee not in teh rite place. just ignoar it. move along, nuffink to see hear…
hee-hee!! werdpress bit mary o on deh butt!! *giglol*
*owie*
Dat luks jes like *my* kitteh, lukkin at deh fishehs in de pond wit deh big hungrees. I don minder it when kitteh duz it. Coy fishehs are big
Oops – hit deh wrunger kee.
Coy fishehs in my pond R bigur den kitteh, and defenses theyselfes.
When de hear-uns come doh, de fishehs have to hidez under de lilly padz.
You know, I just have to say, spazkitty,that truly is a magnificently
clever caption. Excellent job!
Andrew Meowvell kitteh is inspired to rite “To Himz Koi Mistress”
FTW!!!
I luvs deh poet tree of Meowvell.
And deh koi fishehs.
oh, i get it!
“koi”
this be teh best capshun eber
sincerely
Do taht meen kittehz eies r biggur dan hiz tummy?