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I caughted a mowse

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I caughted a mowse and it was dis big!

wuz it a reel mowse?

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tidmum

Tales ob a fisherman I finkso!!!!

tidmum

*splorrrrrrrrrt*
*klonk*

tidmum

Pinkee nowze, Pinkee tung, Pinkee pinkee toe pads…
Orinj wuns cannawt be poysin!!!!!!!!!

woodchuck

Did joo fergit teh pinkee in teh eerz?

tidmum

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Pinkee eerz too!!!!
*holds awn to assorted protektib hedware an peeks berre kwiklee at sweeeet sweeet baybee. Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Kwik luk away!!! Too Cyoot!!!!!

 
 
teenie

PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *caper, prance, caper*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *prance, caper, prance*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *caper, prance, caper*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *twerl in a serkel, JAZZHANDS!*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh teeni!e! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ! Wif teh capering an prancing! An eben teh JAZZHANDS!! Ai ar dizzee wif total deelite!

Oh where oh where iz LuvBJones?????

gibbocat

Hau Janet!! n ebberreebuddee!!
Congaratz Tidmumz!! Grayt nawt sekkund!!
Heerz a fishee sawng 4 yew……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O3Plt8DyMk&feature=related

 
 
 
 
mugglemary

tidmum! ai danses wit u!
“pinkee pinkee toe pads, pinkee pinkee tung, pinkee pinkee nosie, pinkee pinkee earzes”
contunuz elaborate pinkee dans in onor uv cutie kitteh an tudmum off into teh sunrize…

tidmum

twirl an spin an fall down ded frum teh cyoot pinkee bits awl ober dis baybee :lol:

mugglemary

tx fur teh rofl verry verry earlee,
or verree verree layt in mai case.
- adds an extra prance an kaper as teh end uv shift loomz into view….

 
 
 
 
eeckthecat

Here comes teh CCC…..
****scrapee,scrapee,scrapee***
***pats Tidmums brayns bak inna hed ***
*** ducky taype,ducky taype***
*** blankee & chokklit possims****
Dere,now tayke it eezy for a bit.

tidmum

Phew!! fanks eeckthecat :grin:
I wuz obercum by teh cyootness ob dis itty bitty baybee.
Shudda been a SPLORT CON 1 warning awn teh picshure!!!!!
*nibbles teh chokklit possum an snuggles inna blankee*

eeckthecat

Yesh….teh liddul pink tung iz 2 much!!!

 
 
 
smammie

Klang, klang, Klang!!!! Lukz owt, iz cummin wif teh CCC!!!
*halp mii wif dis, pleaz CC*
Branez ebberyware! Scoop,sweep, scoopie, sweepea
Putz bakc beri caerfullii, patz, patz
Duck fevvurs..? noe…Dukc Taep! Das itz, tapetty taep & teh Chrg/wdoi
Rapz Tidmum ina sawft floofy blankie wif smilie lambdaz awn eet
Gibz hur ah nys chonklit-Mint Martoonie in wun han, adn ah possum shaped (jr.? dat u?) in da udder han

tidmum

fanks smammie :grin:
dis wuz juss sooo unnexpekted I fergot mah CHRG(wdoi) !!!!!!!!
*sips chokklit-mint martoonie* * finks ob rowst dinner dishes still inna sink* *carnt luk at baybee Tale teller. Too dangermowse*

 
 
 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Yis, mai favvur wuz a fishurcat.

gmawairzgreneshuz

Haow did yu noze dat?

 
smammie

mai muvver wuz ah fishercatz fren….
Aye wuz born among teh boredum adn teh chowdur….

 
 
sombra

Nd dat duznt inclood the tayle!

scruffykat

Fish tales come with mowse tails? If you stick out your tongue, hoomenz believe you

sombra

Iz caughted a mowse, not a fish! I waz beings humbles! Ifn Iz had showed yu how big it waz inclooding the tayle, mai pawses woodn’t reach fur enuf apart! I wood have showds yu, but I eated it all up alweady. Rly. Even the tayle.

 
jd

But… but… da paws ARE far enuf apart. If yu go from da awtside ov one paw, rownd teh wurld, and to da awtside ov de over paw.

 
sombra

Nau be sirius! Der aren’t eny mowses that big! My mommy told me yu hoominz are always exaj.. eggsag… trying to maek peeps think things are bigger than they rly iz!

tidmum

I seed a biiiiiig ratty tewdai- Dat biiiiig!!!!!! *shudderz*

tidmum

:lol:
Him wuz dat big I diddunt hang rownd lawng enuff tew ask him!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

cun fishulashunz, TM wut uvvur fishines can we getz up tu?

tidmum

Fanks gmwgs :grin:
.
we can has a fish suppurr -howld teh fish fer me,teh kitteh can has myne :grin:
How bowts we has:
Albacore
Bass
Cod
D..

gmawairzgreneshuz

Can has mine tu.
Dake
Eelz
Fingerling troutz
Grouper
h

whiskers

halibut
icthios
just a nothr fishee
k…

eeckthecat

Kingfish…..
Lutefisk(yuk)…..
Mackarel…..
N…..

 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Haddock
Ice fish
Jumbo shrimp

eeckthecat

Hai PP2K….ai wuz thinkin o’ u aht church dis mornin….sed a prayer fur your continued impruvement !!

 
 
 
eeckthecat

Dover Sole…..
Eel…..
Filet-o-Fish…..
Grouper…..
H……

smammie

Halibut….
Icelandic Cod…
Jinormous Fish…
Kod (taht kant spel tu gud)….
Lamprey….
M…

karen

Manta
Nursefish
Octopussy

tidmum

Pike
Qwite a lot of fish
Razor clams
S..

eeckthecat

Sturgeon…..
Tuna…..
Uncooked fishies(soo-shi)….
V…

whiskers

veel, (no whoopse thas cow…)
white fin
x-tinct fishee
yummi lobstr
zebrafish!

mumrik

“veel (no whoopse thas cow)”
ai lol’d.
:D

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai mumrik!! Soo nice to SEE yoo!! :D

mumrik

hai janet!
:)

ai r heer awlmoast ebery dey, but ai no haz sumfing tew sey most uv de tyme,
still berry taired, n mai toof hertz (goin tew de toof dokter tewday), and …

so, yeah…
toofayk n hartayk, but still struhglin tew goes aot uv bed ebbery dey, nstead uv sleepin frew each dey…

:(

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CheshireKittehKat

Hoep yuu feals beddure, Mumrik!!!!!
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smammie

♪♫if yu new shushi,
liek Aye new shushi, ♪♫

smammie

cud bii happitailz wif sum Pepper Ahi adn Unagi rite abowt noa….

stagehanddan

ah’ll just have to make do with the sammon at dinner.

wii are spoyled wit Wolfgang Puck catering.

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eeckthecat

Hey…duzzint dat cownt???
Back when ai wurked aht Mikkey D’s,when summone wud order a FoF plain,we wud jus tayke one outteh wrapper an fry teh tarter sawce offa it.
Probubbly shudnt tell peeps dat…..

smammie

cowntz az mush az mien…
Mr. Pjammie sed dat teh leffober bergurz atz Wwendyz Bcum chili…
gud ting Aye onlii eetz teh slo fud

tidmum

I nebber goes tew da chippy wen dems first open at teatime-teh chips be teh re-heeted wuns nawt yoosed at lunchtime. Pleh!

eeckthecat

Yuk…dere is nuttin wurse dan reheeted fried spuds…pleh!

 
 
gmawairzgreneshuz

Maikz sens tu me nawt tu waist da metez. haz tu frai up da hangabur tu maik chili ennywaiz. ai awlwaiz resykul fudz. Chile ub depreshun, let me sho yu.

tidmum

I resycles dah leftober veggebubbles to mayke teh “Bubble and Skweak”
Nom nom nom :grin:

stagehanddan

I’ve read it in various books, heard it in movies, but what IS bubble and squeak.

smammie

stepz awn mausie belleh?

stagehanddan

I’m just afeered the answer’ll be similar to, oh say bologna, hot dogs, menudo, chitterlings, or haggis.
*shudder*

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tidmum

Pleh!!! Tew dem horrors!!!!!

 
stagehanddan

come to think on it, would you really wanna know what CMOT Dibbler actually puts in the “pies” or “sausages”.

 
smammie

onna ah bun….