I caughted a mowse
I caughted a mowse and it was dis big!
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Tales ob a fisherman I finkso!!!!
*splorrrrrrrrrt*
*klonk*
Pinkee nowze, Pinkee tung, Pinkee pinkee toe pads…
Orinj wuns cannawt be poysin!!!!!!!!!
Did joo fergit teh pinkee in teh eerz?
OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Pinkee eerz too!!!!
*holds awn to assorted protektib hedware an peeks berre kwiklee at sweeeet sweeet baybee. Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Kwik luk away!!! Too Cyoot!!!!!
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *caper, prance, caper*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *prance, caper, prance*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *caper, prance, caper*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ *twerl in a serkel, JAZZHANDS!*
Oh teeni!e! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ! Wif teh capering an prancing! An eben teh JAZZHANDS!! Ai ar dizzee wif total deelite!
Oh where oh where iz LuvBJones?????
Hau Janet!! n ebberreebuddee!!
Congaratz Tidmumz!! Grayt nawt sekkund!!
Heerz a fishee sawng 4 yew……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O3Plt8DyMk&feature=related
Fanx gibbocat
tidmum! ai danses wit u!
“pinkee pinkee toe pads, pinkee pinkee tung, pinkee pinkee nosie, pinkee pinkee earzes”
contunuz elaborate pinkee dans in onor uv cutie kitteh an tudmum off into teh sunrize…
twirl an spin an fall down ded frum teh cyoot pinkee bits awl ober dis baybee
tx fur teh rofl verry verry earlee,
or verree verree layt in mai case.
- adds an extra prance an kaper as teh end uv shift loomz into view….
Here comes teh CCC…..
****scrapee,scrapee,scrapee***
***pats Tidmums brayns bak inna hed ***
*** ducky taype,ducky taype***
*** blankee & chokklit possims****
Dere,now tayke it eezy for a bit.
Phew!! fanks eeckthecat
I wuz obercum by teh cyootness ob dis itty bitty baybee.
Shudda been a SPLORT CON 1 warning awn teh picshure!!!!!
*nibbles teh chokklit possum an snuggles inna blankee*
Yesh….teh liddul pink tung iz 2 much!!!
Klang, klang, Klang!!!! Lukz owt, iz cummin wif teh CCC!!!
*halp mii wif dis, pleaz CC*
Branez ebberyware! Scoop,sweep, scoopie, sweepea
Putz bakc beri caerfullii, patz, patz
Duck fevvurs..? noe…Dukc Taep! Das itz, tapetty taep & teh Chrg/wdoi
Rapz Tidmum ina sawft floofy blankie wif smilie lambdaz awn eet
Gibz hur ah nys chonklit-Mint Martoonie in wun han, adn ah possum shaped (jr.? dat u?) in da udder han
fanks smammie
dis wuz juss sooo unnexpekted I fergot mah CHRG(wdoi) !!!!!!!!
*sips chokklit-mint martoonie* * finks ob rowst dinner dishes still inna sink* *carnt luk at baybee Tale teller. Too dangermowse*
Yis, mai favvur wuz a fishurcat.
Haow did yu noze dat?
mai muvver wuz ah fishercatz fren….
Aye wuz born among teh boredum adn teh chowdur….
Nd dat duznt inclood the tayle!
Fish tales come with mowse tails? If you stick out your tongue, hoomenz believe you
Iz caughted a mowse, not a fish! I waz beings humbles! Ifn Iz had showed yu how big it waz inclooding the tayle, mai pawses woodn’t reach fur enuf apart! I wood have showds yu, but I eated it all up alweady. Rly. Even the tayle.
But… but… da paws ARE far enuf apart. If yu go from da awtside ov one paw, rownd teh wurld, and to da awtside ov de over paw.
Troo. Troo.
Nau be sirius! Der aren’t eny mowses that big! My mommy told me yu hoominz are always exaj.. eggsag… trying to maek peeps think things are bigger than they rly iz!
I seed a biiiiiig ratty tewdai- Dat biiiiig!!!!!! *shudderz*
Did he has ur eering?
Him wuz dat big I diddunt hang rownd lawng enuff tew ask him!!!!
LOL!
cun fishulashunz, TM wut uvvur fishines can we getz up tu?
Fanks gmwgs
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we can has a fish suppurr -howld teh fish fer me,teh kitteh can has myne
How bowts we has:
Albacore
Bass
Cod
D..
Can has mine tu.
Dake
Eelz
Fingerling troutz
Grouper
h
halibut
icthios
just a nothr fishee
k…
Kingfish…..
Lutefisk(yuk)…..
Mackarel…..
N…..
Haddock
Ice fish
Jumbo shrimp
Hai PP2K….ai wuz thinkin o’ u aht church dis mornin….sed a prayer fur your continued impruvement !!
Dover Sole…..
Eel…..
Filet-o-Fish…..
Grouper…..
H……
Halibut….
Icelandic Cod…
Jinormous Fish…
Kod (taht kant spel tu gud)….
Lamprey….
M…
Manta
Nursefish
Octopussy
Pike
Qwite a lot of fish
Razor clams
S..
Sturgeon…..
Tuna…..
Uncooked fishies(soo-shi)….
V…
veel, (no whoopse thas cow…)
white fin
x-tinct fishee
yummi lobstr
zebrafish!
“veel (no whoopse thas cow)”
ai lol’d.
Hai mumrik!! Soo nice to SEE yoo!!
hai janet!
ai r heer awlmoast ebery dey, but ai no haz sumfing tew sey most uv de tyme,
still berry taired, n mai toof hertz (goin tew de toof dokter tewday), and …
so, yeah…
toofayk n hartayk, but still struhglin tew goes aot uv bed ebbery dey, nstead uv sleepin frew each dey…
Hoep yuu feals beddure, Mumrik!!!!!
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♪♫if yu new shushi,
liek Aye new shushi, ♪♫
“O,O,O,what a nom…..”
cud bii happitailz wif sum Pepper Ahi adn Unagi rite abowt noa….
ah’ll just have to make do with the sammon at dinner.
wii are spoyled wit Wolfgang Puck catering.
snerk, filet-o-fish
Hey…duzzint dat cownt???
Back when ai wurked aht Mikkey D’s,when summone wud order a FoF plain,we wud jus tayke one outteh wrapper an fry teh tarter sawce offa it.
Probubbly shudnt tell peeps dat…..
cowntz az mush az mien…
Mr. Pjammie sed dat teh leffober bergurz atz Wwendyz Bcum chili…
gud ting Aye onlii eetz teh slo fud
I nebber goes tew da chippy wen dems first open at teatime-teh chips be teh re-heeted wuns nawt yoosed at lunchtime. Pleh!
Yuk…dere is nuttin wurse dan reheeted fried spuds…pleh!
Maikz sens tu me nawt tu waist da metez. haz tu frai up da hangabur tu maik chili ennywaiz. ai awlwaiz resykul fudz. Chile ub depreshun, let me sho yu.
I resycles dah leftober veggebubbles to mayke teh “Bubble and Skweak”
Nom nom nom
I’ve read it in various books, heard it in movies, but what IS bubble and squeak.
stepz awn mausie belleh?
I’m just afeered the answer’ll be similar to, oh say bologna, hot dogs, menudo, chitterlings, or haggis.
*shudder*
Pleh!!! Tew dem horrors!!!!!
come to think on it, would you really wanna know what CMOT Dibbler actually puts in the “pies” or “sausages”.
onna ah bun….