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Surveys show two out of three kittehs believe in Ceiling Cat.
third kitteh stil lookin 4 evidence.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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But dew nine out of tin doktors recamend hems?
TIN OUT OF TIN RECAMEND HEM!
toobad dey asked 30 ha CC plays wit statistimics to sell bibles
there are lies, damned lies, and statistics. Thank yew Mark Twain.
yeah- lubz statistics (grewz up doin dem…)but kin be twooo- n I gotta go do homewurk wif statistics. -sigh- I wana plai! Iz caterday dang it!
momcat
you aren’t alone, the next batch of senior filing in as we….speak, or type, whatever.
shd!! Ai still dont kwite unnderstand what yoo ar doing?? Did yoo splain the “finling in senors” sumwhar else?
working the local High School Graduations. This school brought their own security guards, if that tells ya anything.
Heavens above, dan! R u gettin hazardiss duty pay?
nah, but ayamm in the shop, where my heavy, pointy, and easy to hurl accurately tools are.
ahhhh yes. toolz n quick wits; a fine defense
it’s all in the reflexes.
LOL!! Taht wuz a faaaar bedder answer tahn ai eggspecteded!!
big fan of Big Touble in Little China, I couldn’t resist.
not that I really tried all that hard.
I lernt to luv teh statististics in Jr High Skool ware de nerses orffiss had the poster dat sed “100 % of smokers die”.
87% of all statistiks r made up on da spot
huh, ur just maekin dat….. ooooooh.
Now u git it
I wanted to buy a ceiling cat shirt. But then I saw the comment about the “jew killing eyes”
Can anyone out there go into that? I’d feel like an asshole have to explain that especially to my jewish friends. Even w/the sense of humor.
Is the ceilingcat.com site associated w/you?
Hi curious cat,
That site is not affiliated us in any way. The statements on that site have no relation to us. Ceiling Cat is beloved by all peoples.
Thx,
Chz
but duz aluminuminom?
arrrgggghhhh… fawl ober possum-mum, plai ded…kilt bai teh pun
sureley you can brayzen your way thru?
snerk
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an ai fot yew wer made of tuffer metal dan dat!
Aye steel hear, juss doin wut teh possum duz bestest.. plz doan copper attitude
Ai is brasst off wiv theez tinpot punz
eye haz irun-clad alleybuy!!1
eye wuz nawt heer!
mai hart wuz been smeltid bai teh kyoot kittehz!!
I thot kittehz smilt wif dere nozez, not deh hartzez.
sum how I reddinged Gibbocat bassakwerdz. . . . Sew mai commint making bery liddul sens, eben 2 mee. . . . . Drive bai comminting, not so grate akshullee. . . . . . dots ok. . . . I take 2 azzprinz and kawl mii in deh morning. . . . mebbe it not be raining then. . . . . . oh, hoo am I kidding . . . . Dis b teh summer uv deh never ending rainz. . . .rainz, rainz go away. . . kum agen sum odder day. . . . .oar just going away. plzktnkbai.
at leeeeeeest by June 20!!! plz cc
bessemer com up wit a beddur excuse
I try, anvil work on one myself
*heddesk*
guess she lost her temper
Aye anneal tu ur superiour witticizum
kinda lead ya into it, I was afeared I wuld coke-up.
iron’t gettin owt ob dis wun E-Z
chrome-on ober an less see what we can see, I have a nickle’n feelin’ you aren’t annywere nere tapped
btw, I was trying to weld together a good for anneal, an ya (ob coarse) beat me to it.
***lukz arown… rowlz onta liddle pikn tootsie toez, adn skampurrz orf*** tu B corntinyewd aftur gettin sum moar howz-werk dun.. teh pleh.
Ratz! Foiled agin!
@@@@@ !!!1
an dat abowt rapz it up!!!1
LOL!!
I hadz a kitteh who fout it did- himz weird- himz wuz meezer- wud nom n pee on da aluminimum!
momcat
Ceiling Cat iz a hem?
Didz I miss sumpfin?
Heh… Sheh… Itt… Whuteber.
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CC - lyke teh hoomin ‘gawd’, iz newtur… like ‘taybul’ oar ‘brik’.
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Pronaowns kin beh yuzed az deezired.
and the third one is thinking “that’s right, fools - keep looking up at nothing, while I steal your wallets”
STEND!!! where ya been? I been at nursin skool…hasn’t seen u in a wyle!
o, hai! wat abut basement cat? who belive in hem?
We haav a kworum.
a core uf rum? wat’z dat? rum can has a kor?
if haz apple flavor, yeash I wood tink sew.
third kitteh is losing himz religon..
yaah! REM!
its da end ub da wirld az we noe it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y
momcat
eh, it ar a tabbi fing.
Maybez 3rd kitteh is Hindooz, iz Saimezes itn’t it?
Agnostic kitteh agnosticates.
hay hay iz a beliemer!
momcat
“and then I saw her face” dun dun dun dun “now I’m a believer”
tank yu tank yu! ah’ll be here all week!
let’s awl say it togedder,
EERWERM!!!!
nawt a traaz ob dowt inna mai mynd
aim in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve, yeah aim a belieeeeeeeeeever
ai cuddin leabe her iffn ai tried….
wuz dat a saxamaphone I herd gascat? u luk phunni playin n singn at da ssame tyme!
momcat
iz nawt agnostic.. hym stronlii beliebz itz ah strate lien tu teh gushi fud, adn hymz leebin teh udder tu behidn…
Agnawstik kitten duz nawt rool owt paw-subilutee uv Seelin Kat eggzisten, but duz nawt see enuf evidens tu konferm it.