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Surveys show two out of three kittehs believe in Ceiling Cat.
third kitteh stil lookin 4 evidence.
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But dew nine out of tin doktors recamend hems?
TIN OUT OF TIN RECAMEND HEM!
toobad dey asked 30 ha CC plays wit statistimics to sell bibles
there are lies, damned lies, and statistics. Thank yew Mark Twain.
yeah- lubz statistics (grewz up doin dem…)but kin be twooo- n I gotta go do homewurk wif statistics. -sigh- I wana plai! Iz caterday dang it!
momcat
you aren’t alone, the next batch of senior filing in as we….speak, or type, whatever.
shd!! Ai still dont kwite unnderstand what yoo ar doing?? Did yoo splain the “finling in senors” sumwhar else?
working the local High School Graduations. This school brought their own security guards, if that tells ya anything.
Heavens above, dan! R u gettin hazardiss duty pay?
nah, but ayamm in the shop, where my heavy, pointy, and easy to hurl accurately tools are.
ahhhh yes. toolz n quick wits; a fine defense
it’s all in the reflexes.
LOL!! Taht wuz a faaaar bedder answer tahn ai eggspecteded!!
big fan of Big Touble in Little China, I couldn’t resist.
not that I really tried all that hard.
I lernt to luv teh statististics in Jr High Skool ware de nerses orffiss had the poster dat sed “100 % of smokers die”.
87% of all statistiks r made up on da spot
huh, ur just maekin dat….. ooooooh.
Now u git it
I wanted to buy a ceiling cat shirt. But then I saw the comment about the “jew killing eyes”
Can anyone out there go into that? I’d feel like an asshole have to explain that especially to my jewish friends. Even w/the sense of humor.
Is the ceilingcat.com site associated w/you?
Hi curious cat,
That site is not affiliated us in any way. The statements on that site have no relation to us. Ceiling Cat is beloved by all peoples.
Thx,
Chz
Ai lubz dat kwote! Uses it awl da tymes when sumwun be tellin’ me purrcentadjes … Heh heh heh …
but duz aluminuminom?
arrrgggghhhh… fawl ober possum-mum, plai ded…kilt bai teh pun
sureley you can brayzen your way thru?
snerk
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an ai fot yew wer made of tuffer metal dan dat!
Aye steel hear, juss doin wut teh possum duz bestest.. plz doan copper attitude
Ai is brasst off wiv theez tinpot punz
eye haz irun-clad alleybuy!!1
eye wuz nawt heer!
mai hart wuz been smeltid bai teh kyoot kittehz!!
I thot kittehz smilt wif dere nozez, not deh hartzez.
sum how I reddinged Gibbocat bassakwerdz. . . . Sew mai commint making bery liddul sens, eben 2 mee. . . . . Drive bai comminting, not so grate akshullee. . . . . . dots ok. . . . I take 2 azzprinz and kawl mii in deh morning. . . . mebbe it not be raining then. . . . . . oh, hoo am I kidding . . . . Dis b teh summer uv deh never ending rainz. . . .rainz, rainz go away. . . kum agen sum odder day. . . . .oar just going away. plzktnkbai.
at leeeeeeest by June 20!!! plz cc
bessemer com up wit a beddur excuse
I try, anvil work on one myself
*heddesk*
guess she lost her temper
Aye anneal tu ur superiour witticizum
kinda lead ya into it, I was afeared I wuld coke-up.
iron’t gettin owt ob dis wun E-Z
chrome-on ober an less see what we can see, I have a nickle’n feelin’ you aren’t annywere nere tapped
btw, I was trying to weld together a good for anneal, an ya (ob coarse) beat me to it.
***lukz arown… rowlz onta liddle pikn tootsie toez, adn skampurrz orf*** tu B corntinyewd aftur gettin sum moar howz-werk dun.. teh pleh.
Ratz! Foiled agin!
@@@@@ !!!1
an dat abowt rapz it up!!!1
LOL!!
I hadz a kitteh who fout it did- himz weird- himz wuz meezer- wud nom n pee on da aluminimum!
momcat
Ceiling Cat iz a hem?
Didz I miss sumpfin?
Heh… Sheh… Itt… Whuteber.
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CC – lyke teh hoomin ‘gawd’, iz newtur… like ‘taybul’ oar ‘brik’.
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Pronaowns kin beh yuzed az deezired.
and the third one is thinking “that’s right, fools – keep looking up at nothing, while I steal your wallets”
STEND!!! where ya been? I been at nursin skool…hasn’t seen u in a wyle!
o, hai! wat abut basement cat? who belive in hem?
We haav a kworum.
a core uf rum? wat’z dat? rum can has a kor?
if haz apple flavor, yeash I wood tink sew.
third kitteh is losing himz religon..
yaah! REM!
its da end ub da wirld az we noe it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y
momcat
eh, it ar a tabbi fing.
Maybez 3rd kitteh is Hindooz, iz Saimezes itn’t it?
Agnostic kitteh agnosticates.
hay hay iz a beliemer!
momcat
“and then I saw her face” dun dun dun dun “now I’m a believer”
tank yu tank yu! ah’ll be here all week!
let’s awl say it togedder,
EERWERM!!!!
nawt a traaz ob dowt inna mai mynd
aim in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve, yeah aim a belieeeeeeeeeever
ai cuddin leabe her iffn ai tried….
wuz dat a saxamaphone I herd gascat? u luk phunni playin n singn at da ssame tyme!
momcat
iz nawt agnostic.. hym stronlii beliebz itz ah strate lien tu teh gushi fud, adn hymz leebin teh udder tu behidn…
Agnawstik kitten duz nawt rool owt paw-subilutee uv Seelin Kat eggzisten, but duz nawt see enuf evidens tu konferm it.
Ahh…why are the nonbelievers always the cutest ones? *sigh*
Simeez kitteh praz tu mekka fur teh nawt sekkund byt ov cheezburger.
hairballa be praized
Say eeereeergheergheeeerRRGHhhAMEN!
Anom!
stoopy Weerdpretzel!
ai say eeereeergheergheeeerRRGhhANOM!
Yur sew rite, N1P-kitteh! yew mo clevah dan moi.
they both have merrit, one can be for communion, the other…..well regurg. can easily be considered a religious event.
Ai don need any mo religious eventz like taht!
F
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both of ya, still chuckling, they’re starting to look at me funneh.
Well, moar dan day usually does.
Dai alswaz looks at me funneh 2…sumtymes ai just thinx
funneh thangs..like in dat Dudley Moore mooby…adn laffs..
We numburd ahr jokes wons…#17
oh yeah ! hahaharlol lol
Didint eben madda iffin werint membrin da same wun.
funni anywho
Wee speekin en tungs?
BAALALOOOBEHONIKIFLOOFLARONIKAHOOHOO!!
POIT!!
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(oh, ai prolly goe 2 basement cat fer taht wun.)
I think I just hurt myself trying to sound that out.
mee 2
kareful, woozled—sum ob uss akchully duz speek in tungs—but ai nebber herd enny dat sownded lyke wut yoo rote!
Moi nawt sekkund thot iz taht
mebbe woozled haz nawt a
kitteh … r haz nawt scene
kitteh coffup hairballz befo.
Kitteh posts on Caturday, teh joly dey, as it was written
Teh 2 kittehs ar luukyng foar a sine frum Ceiling Cat;
teh ovver kitteh wuuden beleeb a sine iyf iyt hittem onna hed;
Wel, teh kittehs rlly reflekts hyuoomin natchure; dere bees awl kindes ov peeps;
Weez awl haz diffrunt capasitiees, purrsohnalitees, adn sykolaugikal maikeup;
(Ware Ai bees goeing wif awl tihs, Ai dunno; butt awl tihs deape finking maides me tyred; Ai goez tu sleap naow…….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.)
**mj flotingz bai adn seez deh sleepee CKK. dropz deh floofee blankee on her — it fallingz like an autum leaf adn landingz gently upon CKK so she b awl snugglee. Den mj droppingz a liddul chokklit possum nexting 2 her hed 4 wen she wakingz up.*
*saunters bai* *looks close* **looks closer**
hmmm…..dem possum toes look like they might be dangerousus poisin…
*nibble possum toes*
der I saved CKK’s lyfe, really Koff,koffkoff….ahem.
Kween adn SHDan: yuu guies ar jes tuu guud tuu me; Ai doan deserb suches
sohliycitus caire;
Fank yuu Kween fore taht wunnerful dysplaiy ov yuur cohnsyderaite cohncern;
Ai wuud hasta tuu goes prittee faur tuu findez a gudd frend liek yuu:
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Adn Dan: yuur kiendniss adn rlly treemehndiss thotfullniss iys tuu bee highlee kommendid; wuuta pal; naow Ai doan hasta haz awl taht chokamalit tahntahlyzing me awl dai;
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai kittehz an kitti-peeps!! We had big ole funderstoarm today, wuz hailz0rs an evryting!!
I went out to watch, and who should come skittering across the lawn, drenched, pelted with hail and downpour, but the skinny stray kitty (we haven’t seen her recently since we cleaned off the back deck)….
she came onto the porch, shaking and scared, I grabbed her and walked inside. No ifs, ands, or buts, kitis should not be out in hail and deluge, period. My roommate grabbed a big towel and a bowl of kitifuud, and we put her in the craft room until the sun came out. Roommate went in and brushed her and made sure she was nice and dry, then when sun came out, I took her back outside with more food (She’d eaten all the food we gave her inside).
Poor skinny kitty. Anyone in Tulsa want a kitteh???
aww elfi!!! ai am sure teh kitteh was awl sorts of happytayle that yew and ur roommate gave it luv and warms and dry. yew is a good kitteh mommah, even to teh temporary kittehs!
yah, she wuz evin purrzy, just for a minnit. She comes by and talks to our inside kitties, but she has silent meowz, deyz vareeeeee hypichd, I kannots heer dem at awl. Is lol. she is gud kiti, I hoap she gits gud hoam.
she so skinny. s’long as she comes by, I will feeds her. Roommaet even buyd kitifuud just foar hur (tho it ar big treet to indoor kitiz to eets sum ov it.)
Poor girl, we had some nickel-sized hail… it was inCREDIBLE how much hail we were having, and what kind of rain we were getting. Was like typhoon. then… *bing!* sunshine. *shrugs*
ai hoepz she iz otae. did joo git hur sum gushy-fudz? if yu keep feedin hur, she willz prolly keep kumin bai.
Oh hai elfi!
Gud job wif teh liddle kitteh. It warms mah hart to heer dat u warmed her awl up. Plz to keep us updated iffs she cums bak fur anudder meal!
front kitteh sez: Tha lihgt! duh! juh! SEEZ! DA LAIT? (recfleting in ayez)
ai fink sumbuddy opended teh refridgermarator
Concatulashuns awn ur Nawt Sekund, ForAReason! Weeve awlreddy gotz moosik, waht wuld u liek fur teh nomming nd teh dansing?
Anyone lost a cat?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/djspyhunter/2534100797/
Ceeleeng Cat no cayrz
ifz U no beeleevz in himz.
Himz beeleevz in U!
Ceeleeng Cat’z awayr
dat U lubbz Cheezburgr. Datz
teh wayz itz shoodz beez
Dissbeeleevurrz canz
dissbeeleev as lawng az dey
maykz Hewminz happeh!
Jack.
Sweet, Jack.
Bery sweet.
Butt, free owt ob free kittehs bleev in teh can opener.
100 owt ob 100, akshualee
hm i guess im torn between ceiling cat and krishna
Water or aqua…
choices, choices.
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LOL!!! Waht idansdansdans said!!1
I wants teh wite one. An atheist must has an atheist kitteh.
*strokes chin and pondurrs*
Dat’s all fine and good, butt wutt if wunn day dat grey cat frum
DIS thred shows up wen u not arown, an gets in, and before u no it, u has
a converted kitteh on ur hands? Doo him have too move too teh inhyumane
shelter?
Den I wood jest brybe atheist kitteh bak to dah dark side wif treets. Kittehs are eezy dat way. Treets > their immortul soulz
Iz third kitteh sekular hoomanist or purhaps sekular kittehist?
Kitteh-Bunneh hibrid not aksepted by kitteh society
I am HUMAN and dog lover. My dog understand, we think cats are outerspace creatures!
OMG me 2.