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dedly sin ov de month club delivry
kitteh iz familiar wif manee of da dedly sinz.
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oHH NOOOW _ itz a sloth – get inna car!!!1!
IZ he reeeeelee dedlee?
himz gotz a little ornj on himz forehed
Sowy GeeNeeZcatz –
I’z tew enveeous and prideful to congratulate u on ur top spot.
But I iz nawt lusting aftah dat sloth.
Definuttlee nawt.
I for one covet the nawt-first as well as the apparent contentment of said sloth.
Only if u standz downwind.
Reely.
Tuk mai neeces to teh zoo 2day.
Primate haus *gag*ech*pleh* nawt mush fun eben w awl teh hooman doors opn.
Sloths iz nawt a primate—slawth iz a slawth! Dey literally belawngz ina groop bai demselbz!! Goe figyur.
If teh zoo hadz te munee, teh cood hab tehr own haus, but furr naow, tehy’s sharin wif teh munkees
iffin dey nomz cabage… duz taht maek dem cole slawthz?
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*Oh, iz STINKY a dedlee sin 2 ?
Well “uglee” iznot, sew musst bee teh “stinkee”.
Mebee togedder, stinkglee cud b a sin?
*snerk!*
But hims is teh cyoot!
i tink da sloth iz pritey cut
it look like mi dog
Yah but he’s slow, you can out run him.
Just leik peeple out run zombsies?
Slot is slo but relenles…wil catch peeple in end.
frunt end oar bak end?
shussssh, doan tell noe wun, sloth kent run, ken bearlii walkz. Letz dem fink hymz b dedly..
mama sloffz nont reakt to der babiz, evin when der babiz be kyut an’ plaefol… iz so dey nawt givz awae der lohk…… um.. loekae…um… hydin’ zpot. Dey ajul in teh treez tho.
Kan enneewun post teh link tu teh sloth crossin teh rode?
Tayks him furreber tu mayk it.
no rush, take your time
tayk yur tyme, doh.
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Why is he smiling?
cuz sumbuddy tuk da lid off
Wherz hiz buddies, Lust and Gluteny? They on back order! Dez more fun as deadly sins that sloth.
gluten iz deffnitlee a sin!! lol
hey, i ordrd Lust as well, must be
popular sin 2 expeerience.
good 1
Y? Becuz he lieks U!
Tranpertahsun stopped in Jamacah, mon. Ah tink dat’s whai heems happy. An teh steenkies is from teh skoonk. Gots trapped in teh boxies wit heem.
wut a hapee lukking SIN!!!
Teh otter 6 r awn back-order.
teh seven dedly sins are 6 otters and a sloth? huh. whooda thunk?
himz lukkin daynjruz 2 mii!!!!!1
2 mee 2…reeeelee big pointy ends
Hee moove reelly slo, sew tings that wunt to nom hym won’t notiss hym.
Teh pointy ends move reel fast if hee tinks hee wil bee nommed.
nawt reelii.. poor liddle sloth libz en teh treez, uzez klausez tu hang owt… mussulz awl rong fur standin, eben gotz moar tehn 7 nek verti.. bonz, sew hym hed ken wrest awn hymn chest…. nawt gotz teh propellor beenii… possumz noa bowt awl ob us hu iz “difrent”..haz tu stik tugeddar.
Me seds it rong. Just the pointy ends and one arm moove fast. Teh sloth iz normallee hanging from a stick using bof arms and bof legs. If hee tinks yu want to nom him, he wips wun of those arms around wit teh pointy ends out. They can go in several inches.
Ouch, ouch, do not wunt. Do nut nom sloth.
Teh arms also moove fast if the branch breaks.
zzzzzz…creakkkk, snap!…huh? whaaahoooooo, snag, saved…zzzzzzz….
I doan fink so.
Hims luks liek he cud gib a long slow hug.
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Nevva gonna let u go…
ai’m gonna howld yo inn mai awrmz forevah!
iz a wyld whirled♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
… nevva gonna giv u up
noooooo! teh rikroll! iz nooooooo!!!
tuk lawng enuff
sooo…ur da wun hoo ordered dis!!?!
Parently, I gots mah delibery yeers ago.
Wooden u no–I ordered gluttony!
WIN!
Datz teh wun Ai’m waitin 4 2
Cuud Aye B havin teh Sloth? Lukz kinda kewt tu mii… beeg happi smyl, lonnng huggii armz, ginorous klawzzzzz… uhhhhhhhhh, okai, maibii wii getz teh toenayl klippurz….
Think ov teh nail art u cud do on hims nails!
http://www.christiesnails.com/art.htm
Lubz eet, lubz eet, lubz eet!!!! Pixturin Bugz Bunneh, wif Gossamer, “Ehwew, Monsterz has such interesting lives..”
Wud sloth luk gud wif hibiscus awn hymz naylz? Maibii daisies?
Yah! Smammie , yu cud du. wud be funz nd yu hab tulz tu taikz orf da shrapnes so tu nawt getz hurt.
Ohai Gma’!!!
Maibii reely flashii raisen stypez az wii iz finkin hymz ah boi? Uze teh Dremel tu buff doze naylz tu a hi glauce…
Ai iz skairt ub mai dremel. wanted baryublul spede but husbum getz me sumfing 280000 rpmz. Men! moar powr! awlwaiz, moar powr!
razin strypz wud be gud. wut kulur? emruld?
Ai’ll taek 2 abarice, 3 glootony w a side order ob lustynice.
Wut els iz dere? ai’ll hab sum ub dat. Leftoburz iz uzully bettur ne waiz.
wii gotz plentee ob pride, enbee oberstocked. Must show ID 2 getz wrath.
Slothee paws iz basement cat’s wurkshop.
Wel, tehms sed taht yuu cud kancel yuu suhbskrypshun enny tiem;
30 daiys free-triyal;
Mebbee yuu cud hav shbskrypshun traynsferded oaver tuu teh Romaynce Buuk sekshun; wif enny luuk yuu mite bee abul tuu geyt teh fabuhluss Fabio Serieses, oar teh wunnerfull Danielle Steele Selekshun;
Jes fink ov iyt: Geyttyng ridd ov Sloth, adn receibbyng Lust iynsted; wutta swap!!
(Gess yuu cud caul iyt a lateral moove!!!!)
Lateral move…(groan)
Well, at least you didn’t say “horizontal” move!
did I say that???
I want awl ov teh sins ov teh munth!
U no can has.
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Oh, mebee I already has one.
Gimme teh odder six!
aftr juli teh dedlee sin of teh munth club had to disban. caus tehy ran out ov sins.
Ai dunno, wee cud fink uv sum noo wunz eef wee rly tride
defnitly!!
NE buddee notis we gotz moar munfz dan sinz? wut du we du abowt da shrotij? Maik up owr oan? oteh, romeow did wif ’stinkglee” gud strat. wut els? nawt enuf munfz fur aflabetz . nebbur cumz owt eben. sheesh.
U not needing a yrz werf. After seben monfz uv dedlee sinz, u ded. Dis b a bery ekonnomikkle serbiss.
Nawt 2 menshun, u getz dis wun firs, so u duzznt has de nrji fur de udder ziks.
but, cweenie, how is it ekonnomikkle if dey be loosin awl dere customers after 7 munfs?
I wuz wondering about August . . .
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No longer an issue, huh?
Ohai, cween, yu awlwaiz semez tu no haow fingz wurkz. Eku nomz iz gud. Iz dat wut dedlee menez? yu dy? du nawt want. hab tu menny plaingz tu du yet.
sew trew!!! menny playingz left, cannawt ded yet. therefore must avoyding deh dedlee sinz. Undedlee sinz, howsumeber, may b entertayned.
ayis. we manij tu kary awn wif da undedleez. We ennertaynz dem oar dem ennurtaynz us? Matur ub purr spektib?
moast defineetlee.
frum mai purrspektib, teh sinz b hielee entertainingz.
Dis iz a bit ov a stretch, butts hao bout UNsnorgleey?
Ennyone dat iz ANTIsnorgle or UNsnorgleey has gots to b a sinner.
but… but… sometimes ai am not in a snorgleey mood*!! Ai am soitenly a sinner, but ai didn’t know it wuz a snorgle defficiency problem!
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*usually dis duz nawt happen wif teh kittehs… unless is berry hawt out. Jus hoomins sumethymes.
Nawt to wurry, KTNF. I waz onwee tawkin bout teh snorglizashun ov kittehs.
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I’ll bet dat eben iffs it’s hawt owt, u still wanna sorgle, butts, iz juss too hawt.
Ur hart iz willing, butts MamaNature iz juss nawt cooperating.
KTNF, u iz no UNsnorgleey sinner.
whew! ai was skeerd! Fanks for teh reashurrance, romeow!
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btw, snorglizashun is a totally WIN word
Cheez Peeps wurk toward Whirled Snorglizashun!
ANTIsnorgle a sin 4shur.
UNsnorglee jus sad. Hims get a sympatee snorgle. (Maybee wif a closepin onna nose)
If u getz dis wun nawt sekkund, du u hab de nerj 2 mess wit de udder sex?
I miin, ziks.
Ah betz himz a gud nap partner. Havz 2 wosh owt fer teh longish clauses, tho.
Oh, I juss lub a cuddle bug fur a nap! He WUD be grate at dat!
Best. Caption. Ever..
Seven Gai sez “Watz in teh BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS?!?!?!”
Oh manh! Ai thot lussd wud cum furst !
You know, screw captioning this one, I just like this pic. seriousl.
He’s all “Hiya! I’m a sloth, a sloth in a box!”
And I’m all “No way! a sloth in a box! a happy sloth too!”
And He’s all, “Yeah, life is good.”
then he rolls off in his wagon to find a box with more food, or a pillow.
^_^
self-actualized sloth, is……content.
Three-toed sloth is the slowest land-going animal. About as slow as a cat moving as slowly as it can.
Hmmmm, Ai knoes sume peeps liek taht!!!!!
What is the name of this kind of animal?
ummmmmmm, it’s a three-toed sloth. Hence teh joke. getz it????
Oh, I get it –
Thanks!
What the heck is that? It freeks me out!
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