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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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leosmom

or mebbee too harts

stagehanddan

yew can hab the hart, I want the kidneys

smammie

libber adn fava beenz?

stagehanddan

noe want libber (texture thing) ick. wouldn’t say no the chianti tho, 800 or so HS seniors are enough to make annnnyyyyyone wanna drink

smammie

agree 110%. HS sceneyurz r sew pleh, Aye dint ebben bovvur tu atend mai own gradumacashun… Aye haz stanardz… low wunz… butt standardz nun teh les.

 
 
 
 
 
leosmom

dis is da closest to not-sekund ai ebber bees

jamamakitty

well ai has a suggeshun………. we can share, otay? ai mite hab tew run off at a moments notice to let teh noooo washer n dryer in tew be installed……. an yew can hold down teh fort……… OTAY??

jamamakitty

dots…….dots……..dots………. we lurve dots………………………

stagehanddan

ahhh,……………dots………cheezburger equivalent to bubblol-wrap

KafleenTehNawtFirst

troo!!!! i lurve me some dots… yesh ai do!

stagehanddan

can’t speak for all, but meself…..y’all can (pop) keep psycho(pop)therapy, I’ll(pop) take(pop) bubble wrap. (pop,pop,poppop……popopopopop)

 
 
 
 
 
leosmom

yur so jener…gerna…nice to share stuff wiff me.

jamamakitty

dats teh way us cheezpeeps is………….. aim nawt shur wut yer gettin out ob teh deal!! :lol:

jamamakitty

washer n dryer here……….. bye

stagehanddan

sweet, the set I have at home…..a polite way would be to say it burns coal.

smammie

Aye gelus… en mai dungeon ribber rok adn teh leafie branch haz tu maek du

 
joseph

prizes of gasolenes - mebbe u wish it brnz coal bfor long…

 
 
cweenmj

Yay fer Jamamamamamamamakittteeeee!!!!
Her haz deh awesum appliancez!!!
wuz deh install menz az awesum az deh appliansez??

 
smammie

aaaaaawwwweeeesuuummmmmm!!!!!! Aye sedn yu mai wash? Wud liek yur howz mush beddurer.

 
Tidmum

Nyce ‘pliances jamamakitty.
I can haz lawndree chute direkt to yaw howse? :lol:

smammie

{{{{Tidmum}}}
Yu fidn ur garnet earrin yet? Aye keypz finkin bowt yu hazin ah sad… den Aye finkin ob ur crosst leggez, and start giglolin agin.

Tidmum

{{{smammie}}}
Nope.Nawt fownded it :sad:
I telled Mr T.M I losted it an he wuz a bit sad,but it wuzzn’t end ob teh whirld.
I still sad tho.
I losted mah gnu sunglasses too :sad:
.
Leggses uncrossed nao :grin:
Mah hed an belleh nawt so grate akshully :shock:
dat’ll lern me tew go owt drinkin.Ah well,wuz grate night an fun heer too :grin:

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smammie

wuz teh beri phun nite hear, wii hadz teh corntagious silliez goin haf-wai rownd teh whirld

 
cweenmj

{{{Tidmum}}} Sawwee u lostinged deh purdee garnet eering. :( But gowndz lik u waz habbing deh fun ebeningz!1!!!!
.
I lostinged mine gagement ring wunst in Lost Wages. Toldingz deh Huzbin and him wuz awl “wii can getting u nuther wun.” Adn I wuz awl “But dat wuz deh wun u gaybed mii. I not wanting diffenrt wun.” So I callinged deh plaises I had ben adn lefting messijez at teh lost & fownd deptz. Next day, got teh return call frum deh Venice Casino saying it had been turnded in. I wenting down dere and tolding deh Mr. Seekuitee Man its descripshun, adn him wenting to deh no public allwed seekrit plais and dey sending him bak wif mai gagement ring. I wuz so berry berry happee. :-) I hopes u getting deh eering bak, 2. Deh sentee mental valuez iz hard 2 replaising. :)

 
 
 
stagehanddan

would have to be a quantum shoot to reach from TTI, If ya got one, could it work two-way and be approx. 1X.5 meter in cross-section? pls, pls,pls?

Tidmum

why for ?
Can it be bilded?

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smammie

didya C teh fiber-optic telly-scope thingie tehy jus instalhed en NYC & London? Ken wave bakc & furth en reel tiem…sew kule

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Tidmum

nope. Sowns Beree eggcitin tho :grin:

 
 
Tidmum

WOW!!! Dats way kool!!

 
stagehanddan

Tidmum,
So I can fit thru it widout much difficulty, ’cause I’m fiending dark HobNobs

 
 
 
martoonie

Aw Tidmum ai bery sowwy u nawt fownded ur eering. Ai has EBERYTING crawssed dat u finds it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

saym heer. ai haz ben sekkund, but nebber nawt-sekkund

no 1 in particular

<3! …..dot……..dotdot…….<3!

jamamakitty

old song………. western union…….oh tew funny, teh baving suits…………

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZzYqES2yYk&feature=related

no 1 in particular

frum teh sixteez! lawng ago……………in a galixy far far awae……………..

no 1 in particular

ai mayded anover lol!
h t t p : / /+
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1252463

jamamakitty

ai alreddy voted and putted a commint onit!! berry gud…… an fun tew, yesh?

smammie

Gud Mawnin’ J’mama!

Gotz teh nu apply-insis enstahlt?

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jamamakitty

oh yesh, dey are lubbly an sew quiet………. an teh mamakitty didnt get awt!! seh wudden noes wut tew dew iffn herz did

 
smammie

Gud… bee scairy plais owtsied fur teh howz-kitteh. Apply-insis iz howz tulez… want jawb dunrite, kneadz teh gud tulez.

 
smammie

oh, awlmoas furgotz…. lukked fur dis fur awl U dot lubberz….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSbdvzbOzY

iz mii faborit cartune ob awl tiem

 
jamamakitty

needz teh gud installers!! :lol: dey wuz wearin doze straps yew see adbertised… go ober sholders an under pliance…… is teh win. no hurtz teh backs!!

 
jamamakitty

oh Smammie, dot cartoon is teh WIN!!! fanks………

 
smammie

akshuuly, wuz teh 1965 Oscar nawt sekkend fur Animated Short…iz mazin mii hwo sumpin sew simpul kin bee sew ukneeversul….sez, der iz hoep fur uz awl.

 
old lurker

Anom to dat. It waz funn!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

jamamakitty! Yoo fur shur taek teh TOP prize fur being abul to find the best sawngs fur ene okashun! Ai LUBS taht song!! THANKS!! {{{{jamamakitty}}}}} :D

jamamakitty

curtsy……. :oops: yer sew welcum!! did yew eber find dat hierwather ai puts on fer yew?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

ai iz tryin but ai kant reech!
gud murnin, gramma jamama! itz 9:03 am!

jamamakitty

seben o free here…….. (now is seben o ten) gunna be warm there today?

no 1 in particular

prolly. it wuz over 90 dereez yesteedae!

 
 
 
 
martoonie

Ai is STARVIN. Ai has nawt eeten in, oh, must be at leest twenny minnits! Ai is feelin faint, ai tells u!

 
 
no 1 in particular

poar kitteh! kant reech teh fudz!

no 1 in particular

awlmost jinx! yu awlmost owe mee a fizzy dwink!

 
 
 
Hyla's Brook

Old housez & young kittehz - what a grate combination!!! Iz haz manee memories of mi kitteh Calliope duing just that when I shut her out of the dining room when I had guestz. she was such a little begger!!!

So Iz shut her owt & she would lie on de floor, cri most piteouslee, stick her paw under de door az if she were ***starving***.

Mi friendz wud say “Poor kitteh”, so I wud let her in & she wud get littel snackz from mi friendz & wud be veree happee.