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dis kitteh faild 2 git sum fud 2.
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jennybookseller on Ur morning rooteen haz skwirrlgrrl on Ur morning rooteen haz Duffy on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz palinsc on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz smileycat on Dis iz as far owt of bed erink on Dis iz as far owt of bed jennybookseller on Ur morning rooteen haz palinsc on Ur morning rooteen haz smacky on Dis iz as far owt of bed two_kittehs on Ur morning rooteen haz doctorcat on Dis iz as far owt of bed
awwww hab a hart
or mebbee too harts
jus a lil snackie, plz
yew can hab the hart, I want the kidneys
libber adn fava beenz?
noe want libber (texture thing) ick. wouldn’t say no the chianti tho, 800 or so HS seniors are enough to make annnnyyyyyone wanna drink
agree 110%. HS sceneyurz r sew pleh, Aye dint ebben bovvur tu atend mai own gradumacashun… Aye haz stanardz… low wunz… butt standardz nun teh les.
dis is da closest to not-sekund ai ebber bees
well ai has a suggeshun………. we can share, otay? ai mite hab tew run off at a moments notice to let teh noooo washer n dryer in tew be installed……. an yew can hold down teh fort……… OTAY??
dot!
dots…….dots……..dots………. we lurve dots………………………
ahhh,……………dots………cheezburger equivalent to bubblol-wrap
troo!!!! i lurve me some dots… yesh ai do!
can’t speak for all, but meself…..y’all can (pop) keep psycho(pop)therapy, I’ll(pop) take(pop) bubble wrap. (pop,pop,poppop……popopopopop)
yur so jener…gerna…nice to share stuff wiff me.
dats teh way us cheezpeeps is………….. aim nawt shur wut yer gettin out ob teh deal!!
washer n dryer here……….. bye
Smammie…… big excitement……. pikshur of wash n dry
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1253119
sweet, the set I have at home…..a polite way would be to say it burns coal.
Aye gelus… en mai dungeon ribber rok adn teh leafie branch haz tu maek du
prizes of gasolenes – mebbe u wish it brnz coal bfor long…
Yay fer Jamamamamamamamakittteeeee!!!!
Her haz deh awesum appliancez!!!
wuz deh install menz az awesum az deh appliansez??
aaaaaawwwweeeesuuummmmmm!!!!!! Aye sedn yu mai wash? Wud liek yur howz mush beddurer.
Nyce ‘pliances jamamakitty.
I can haz lawndree chute direkt to yaw howse?
{{{{Tidmum}}}
Yu fidn ur garnet earrin yet? Aye keypz finkin bowt yu hazin ah sad… den Aye finkin ob ur crosst leggez, and start giglolin agin.
{{{smammie}}}
Nope.Nawt fownded it
I telled Mr T.M I losted it an he wuz a bit sad,but it wuzzn’t end ob teh whirld.
I still sad tho.
I losted mah gnu sunglasses too
.
Leggses uncrossed nao
Mah hed an belleh nawt so grate akshully
dat’ll lern me tew go owt drinkin.Ah well,wuz grate night an fun heer too
wuz teh beri phun nite hear, wii hadz teh corntagious silliez goin haf-wai rownd teh whirld
{{{Tidmum}}} Sawwee u lostinged deh purdee garnet eering.
But gowndz lik u waz habbing deh fun ebeningz!1!!!!
I hopes u getting deh eering bak, 2. Deh sentee mental valuez iz hard 2 replaising. 
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I lostinged mine gagement ring wunst in Lost Wages. Toldingz deh Huzbin and him wuz awl “wii can getting u nuther wun.” Adn I wuz awl “But dat wuz deh wun u gaybed mii. I not wanting diffenrt wun.” So I callinged deh plaises I had ben adn lefting messijez at teh lost & fownd deptz. Next day, got teh return call frum deh Venice Casino saying it had been turnded in. I wenting down dere and tolding deh Mr. Seekuitee Man its descripshun, adn him wenting to deh no public allwed seekrit plais and dey sending him bak wif mai gagement ring. I wuz so berry berry happee.
would have to be a quantum shoot to reach from TTI, If ya got one, could it work two-way and be approx. 1X.5 meter in cross-section? pls, pls,pls?
why for ?
Can it be bilded?
didya C teh fiber-optic telly-scope thingie tehy jus instalhed en NYC & London? Ken wave bakc & furth en reel tiem…sew kule
nope. Sowns Beree eggcitin tho
http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/23/telectroscope-telescope-from-london-look-at-new-york/
sawz diz ahn teh gnuz yesserdai, wut tehy fink on nex?
WOW!!! Dats way kool!!
Tidmum,
So I can fit thru it widout much difficulty, ’cause I’m fiending dark HobNobs
Aw Tidmum ai bery sowwy u nawt fownded ur eering. Ai has EBERYTING crawssed dat u finds it.
Oooh! Shynee!
saym heer. ai haz ben sekkund, but nebber nawt-sekkund
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkyBMRulHK4
<3! …..dot……..dotdot…….<3!
old song………. western union…….oh tew funny, teh baving suits…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZzYqES2yYk&feature=related
frum teh sixteez! lawng ago……………in a galixy far far awae……………..
ai mayded anover lol!
h t t p : / /+
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1252463
ai alreddy voted and putted a commint onit!! berry gud…… an fun tew, yesh?
Gud Mawnin’ J’mama!
Gotz teh nu apply-insis enstahlt?
oh yesh, dey are lubbly an sew quiet………. an teh mamakitty didnt get awt!! seh wudden noes wut tew dew iffn herz did
Gud… bee scairy plais owtsied fur teh howz-kitteh. Apply-insis iz howz tulez… want jawb dunrite, kneadz teh gud tulez.
oh, awlmoas furgotz…. lukked fur dis fur awl U dot lubberz….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSbdvzbOzY
iz mii faborit cartune ob awl tiem
needz teh gud installers!!
dey wuz wearin doze straps yew see adbertised… go ober sholders an under pliance…… is teh win. no hurtz teh backs!!
oh Smammie, dot cartoon is teh WIN!!! fanks………
akshuuly, wuz teh 1965 Oscar nawt sekkend fur Animated Short…iz mazin mii hwo sumpin sew simpul kin bee sew ukneeversul….sez, der iz hoep fur uz awl.
Anom to dat. It waz funn!
jamamakitty! Yoo fur shur taek teh TOP prize fur being abul to find the best sawngs fur ene okashun! Ai LUBS taht song!! THANKS!! {{{{jamamakitty}}}}}
curtsy…….
yer sew welcum!! did yew eber find dat hierwather ai puts on fer yew?
j-pak, dis mite hep yew find yer way
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/30/funny-pictures-i-can-has-som-more/
ai iz tryin but ai kant reech!
gud murnin, gramma jamama! itz 9:03 am!
seben o free here…….. (now is seben o ten) gunna be warm there today?
prolly. it wuz over 90 dereez yesteedae!
please sir, can ai has a wun??
Ai is STARVIN. Ai has nawt eeten in, oh, must be at leest twenny minnits! Ai is feelin faint, ai tells u!
poar kitteh! kant reech teh fudz!
ohai NIP, gud mornin tew yew
awlmost jinx! yu awlmost owe mee a fizzy dwink!
Old housez & young kittehz – what a grate combination!!! Iz haz manee memories of mi kitteh Calliope duing just that when I shut her out of the dining room when I had guestz. she was such a little begger!!!
So Iz shut her owt & she would lie on de floor, cri most piteouslee, stick her paw under de door az if she were ***starving***.
Mi friendz wud say “Poor kitteh”, so I wud let her in & she wud get littel snackz from mi friendz & wud be veree happee.
mai kitties would romp fru teh bedroom and run me over and hab big funs wile me, aim trying tew sleep……… sew ai close teh door an same activity ensues, paw unner teh door, skritch skritch, mew mrooooooooowwwwwwwww
Ah’ve nebber unnersdood how a 5lb. kitteh can make moar noiz dan de hennerd-lb. hyoomen.
Mee neever!
Nawt to menshun teh dredded carpit pokking. Kitteh in bedroom – much fun wiv teh toesies for kitteh. Hyoomin, nawt so mush. Kitteh is put owtside bedroom. Door closed firmly. Piteous mewing ensoos. Hyoomin hardens heart (whilst rappin bandaids rownd bleedin toesies). Blessed silence. Hyoomin closes eyes…starts to drift awf to sleep…kitteh digs pointee ends into carpit and lifts paw vertikully – repeatedly. “Pok! Pok! Pok! Pok!” Noisee and destruktiv – kitteh’s favrite thing. Hyooman thinks troppical fish mite hav been eesier.
carpets and teh blinds tew!! mai poor sister, her kittlin allatime playin in the blinds in teh middle ob teh nite…….. glad mai oldster is ober dat faze
Wun nite a few yrs back, ai was in bed an asleep. Teh window wuz open becaws it had been a warm evening. Suddenly tehr wuz a commoshun behind teh curtin, an ai is WIDE AWAKE SCARED TO DEFF. OMG, some ebil killr is climing in froo teh window. Or, or, a burglr. Or, AYLEYUNS. I was so scared ai cud nawt moov. Neckst fing, wetanpi**edoff kitteh lands awn teh bed. It had started to rain an se was nawt happee dat teh curtains were in her way to get back in teh hows. So after shakin awl teh watter awf on me, she curls up an goes to sleep. Abowt four howrs later wehn mai heart started beeting again, so did ai.
Teh fing is, teh bedroom was awn teh second floor – ai has NO idea how she got up high enuff to come in froo teh window (but wuz obveeyusly eesier tahn yoosin teh cat flap!).
Shoorly did!!
seein’ how de kitteh comes standard with built in pitons?
is yew awl dun wit yer gradiation set ups an strikes an awl? wut part ob tekas yew lib in?
the first wave of HS stooodints are getting der dip’s right now, we be hearin’ the “O’s” right now.
D/FW
LOL!
ohai Kafleen!!! nawt werk today? (yr linkie borked…….. awwww)
Eewwww, tihs reminz moi ov teh mooby “Signs” by
iMniteShyamulanulan. sp
Late Valentine’s delivery
plumber…. candygram…..
Land Shark {now in convenient 6-packs}
…and not that bad a beer either
Candygram for Mongo
Kitteh no habz Fayl!
Juss needz 2 maykz sadz sowndz andz
Prittee Wun feedz himz
T3h moarz Kitteh tryz
t3h moarz kitteh getz snakkz andz
Gooshhee Fud layturrz
Kitteh habz verreh
eksullentz Staff. Prittee Wun
iz Kitteh’z fayvritt
Jack.
sometimes, i feel like this too. I’m reaching for a heart to hold on to, but i’m always just a few inches short.
keep reaching out- someone will move that hart closer
U haz bigg hart…taht’ olny plays siz matrs.
awwwwwwwwwww {{{rjb}}}
Reislingisljoyinabottle!! We awl feel laik taht sumtimes. Sumtiems way moar than we wud like. Nawt much consolashun, ai know!
BUT – nao yoo ar heer. Stay and play – an maek menee gud frenz. Awlwaiz a gud start!
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Aww, this was photoshopped. Look at where the leg/arm cat thingy comes out from udner the couch; everything is blurred.
kant eben beleeb yer eyesballz. Tnks P-Shop
Ai dunno; yuu rlly hasta hav a shaurp ei tuu sea taht; Ai dint noetiss iyt adn Ai’m uoosually prittey ohbservint;
Butt ennywai, wut duz iyt rlly matture??? Stil iys a funnee pikshure ennyhaow;
(Ai laffs jes az haurd at fotoshaupped stuf az Ai duz at genyuwine fotos;
A laff iys a laff iys a laff: yuu mai kwote me awn tihs!!!)
noooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nawt teh dispicable……PHOTOSHAWP!!!!!
Indiana Jones kitteh ignores hat, goes fur reel trejur.
Flartus! Teh awlwaiz funnee wun!! LOL!
Moi sunshine adn ay wint 2 c taht yetterda…twas gut. Ay wuz lookin
fur Marty Mcfly in teh dynah..
I wills findz a way to ya heartz… Youz is not keeps me out…
Kitteh probly haz a whol byg dysh ov gushyfuud, butt her wunts dese 2 hartez;
Her wil nawt haz enny reyst oar peece untyl her geyts tehm,
ebben iyf iyt taikes awl dai, (adn iyt probly wil)
(Mebbee sumewune wil cum alawng adn sea her plighte, purhapps feal sorree foar her adn shoave hartez bak unner teh doar; Mebbee!!!!)
OT: Doktor Hoo in 5 minnits, in TTI – and it’s by teh saym ryter as teh fablus “Blink”!
Hoo’s joynin me behyn teh sofah?
OK; moave oaver; weez kan hydez unner teh saime blankee
STAY OWT OB TEH SHADOES!!!
Mee!! mee!! Mooove ober! JCH4K *grabs” a sawft pillow frum teh couch awn teh way!
So! Heer we ar. Comfy again! LOL!!
*whispurrs* Ambercat – ai nebber saw teh fablus “Blink.!” Izzat teh wun where they say “Dont blink?”
yup, taht’s it! Teh statchoos com alyv an straynj tings happun! You must tri an see it!1!
OMG poor cat…
Aw! He failed to getz fud, or failed to getz love?