In teh jungle, de quiet jungle
In teh jungle, de quiet jungle teh lyon sleepz 2nite
if ur goin 2 b a lyon, u shud haz da hare cut.
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SNOOORK !!!!
*beeing bery kwiet so as 2 not waking deh puddy-tat*
congrats on deh nawt-sekkund, eeckthecat. Haz a chokklit martoonee. shall wii tiptoe frew deh tuplipz two silleebrating?
Yesh,a martoonie wud be lovlee….
****sippee,sippee****
Tippytoeing iz fyne,but ai am having distirbing imagrs of Tiny Tim goin thru mai hed,now!
Ohhh noes, Tinee Tim iz tew beeg 4 yews hed!
Ai wuz berry lukky on mai nawt sekkund….ai wuz logging on for the nawt sekkund tyme todai an dere was a new piktur,awl by itself wif no comments!
Conga ratshoelaces! Yew deed a fyn jawb!
Sumfin hadda go rite todai….ai hadda spend $375 on new braykes an den ai spent 3 hrs.sorting food at a local food bank……
mai current aversion to canned fud…ai will shows u it!
Deed yew fyn a lawta shinee fings inna kan ob sup? Deer wuz a laydee hoo putted alla hers joolree inna fayk kan (speshul hoam sayf) adn den gabe it awaii tew teh kan dribe, has teh eberybudee luking fur hers wettin ring
Wow ,ai dint fink to luk for dat!(ai duz bemember dat storee!)
We DID find sum gravee dat expyred in 1996,tho….
$375 on new brakes considerable cheep compared to new car and attendant dr. bills.
trust me on this one.
Yikes….sownds liek u haz a horror storee????
I killed a 1973 MGB.
You KILLED an MG????!!!! Oh, teh humanitee!! ob course i doan want YOO herted, butt killin an MG!! Oh, mai!
’twas butiful, birilliant orange, shiny crome, *sigh* that was 25 years ago, and I still remember the license plate number.
oh stagehanddan, wut a turrible ting! eye has a soft spot in mai heart 4 little racing cars. eye lurned how 2 drive a stick shift on a british racing green triump spitfire. eye due lubs them, an have lusted after 1 fer yrs
Oh, adn rmember how
itty bitty teh doors r.
{’bout a fut x 2 futz}
Moi oldist bro flipt
his TR3 ahn teh
GulfCoast wehn ah
wuz wee lil gal.
ah yez… da kars….. I grewed up wif a MG TF brit red, no bak seet u sitted onnda tonno cober. Den der wuz da 1970…..sumfing MG wif da wire spoke wheels, I gotted ta clean eber wun ub dem…. sumtimz deh hadz ta be tunned- dat wuz imtermesting… I gapped da sparky plugs n brushed da ’stributer cap awlso.. kan you tell mai dadcat lubed da sporty karz.
weez had a beemer at wun tim- it blu its engin in majestik glorri in da middla ub nowhere on da wai to da coast….
momcat
iz phunny- gascat no kares fur da kars but fishykitteh duz!
I killd mah Brite Yello Triumph TR7
Wuz ma bebbeh. I dribed it unner neef a ratty ole vauxhual.
Wen teh pop-up hed lights “popped” owt an flied akross teh rode I thot to sef”Der goes hunnert an fitty quid.” Nope.I did nawt eeben fink dat I wuz dribin unnerneef an udder car an a hiyooge truck wuz cummin in teh opposit way!!!!!
……and hurted yurself in deh process,ai prezume?
HUH???!?!?!?
Sinse wen duz deh new car kum wif dr billz?
:cornfuzzld:
when one has wrecked the old car.
Yeeeeooooowwwwccccchhhh sew sowwy
Dey wuz berry snekee. ai wuz nawt ekzpekting nu pikshur fur nuvvur haf owr oar so nd ai wetn tu plai sumfing els.
Ohai gma, reely glad yew is heer nao!
Fank yu , ai iz happytyal tu be heer. iz awlmoast tiem ai hab tu goze tu kitshun fur purparing nekz meel. dat owld man. awlwaiz wantz tu ete.
Saym heer, yew lib onna left coast? Simi Valley, CA heer…ware yew lib? Ai yam gettin redee tew bbq sum stakes adn zookeenee. Whut is yew gonna fix fur yew?
Awl dis tawk bowt fuds, Ai has a drools…mush needs tew kooking nao, c u wen mai belleh b fool.
*snerk* Mai belleh awlwaiz b a fool.Adn a BIG wun, 2.
dis in favs 2day!!!
I agrez
Aaaaaaahhhhh wing a wap, a wing a wap, a wing a wap, a wing a wap, a wing a wap, a wing a wap, OOOOHHHHHH
n’ 2-moro morning, n’ a lidle nap in teh apter-nun n’…
SPLORT alert!!!!
GHRG inspexyun at elebentee!!1
Oh noez u don’t!!!! u trikkinged me wunst, Gibbo!! I tuk mai CHRG in 2 u fer deh spekshun on deh splortable pitcher, adn wyle u wuz chekkin it, I hadding deh horriblishus splort. I b keeping mine on!!!
*Chekkingz 2 making shur deh CHRG b firmlee attached 2 hed.*
yew shudden dowt teh effy casey ov teh CHRG inspexyun!!
wii nao haz teh ‘inplayz’ inspexyun teem hoo can eendewez teh r t fishul aneemaytid cybur splort F X wiffowt daynjur 2 teh werur.
liek a dryv trhu 4 yur pertxyun.
hawmliss an kwik
pluz yew gits teh complimentree lawleepawp juss 4 chekkin in.
hab a mice dai!
Artee fishul aneemaytid cybur splort FX?? Sowndz like fun.
Adn a loleepop??
**Vizunz uv shuger hi. mmmm.**
Sine mii up fer 1. Iz next tuezday ok??
N E tiem B 4 elebentee oh clawk!!
doan furgit 2 shew yur ICHC identitty oar yur kitty wen yew kumz!
*thinking tew sef: *
*no mj, dont b going dere. *
*do not b making repliiz bout dented tittiez.*
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I no haz kitty, sew u cannot b seeing dem.
I bring cheezburgerz?
chzbrgrz am axeptubbul. fank yew.
but worz nawt fur paymint wus 4 eye dent iffy cayshun pawpoizis.
an teh CHRG meekanix am nawt kwalifyd 4 fixin dentidtitteez N E wai.
yew prolly kneadz 2 luk @ teh adbertz dat akkompaneez teh syt 4 boddeewerx an cowchbildez r us an sush. juss sain….
Deh Cheezburger is 4 de ICHC eye dent iffy cayshun pawpoizis. I Can Haz Cheezburger.
I just bringing it — not paying yew. But i b willing 2 share.
CCC heer wif exxtra speshuls CHRG wif teh drawngz on dem!!
CMJ – ai lefts u sum CHRGs down furder. Ai noes ai puts it in dis fred, but got borkeded sumhao.
Tyger Tyger burning brite (er at night light level, anyways!)
teh eye ov teh tygur…am clowzd!!
akkk! 1980’s earwurm! shoo! shoo!
Iz gonna hafta stik a burdi in mai ear naow ta get dat wun out!
momcat
heer ya goes bak atza!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23nYLtXAZqU&feature=related
momcat
hay! whut happnd too mai abotar- I wuz a blu quilt, naowz Iz a blak kitchn tile!
whutz up? mai abatar keepz changin nao Iz a burple kaliamascope!
momcat
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
@sombra:
On teh patio ob teh… nawt kwite nite?
Willyum Blake tygur-kitteh in solar recharge mode. Will burn bright l8r after sunset.
Wut immoral hand r I
Cud fraym dy feefull simmeTRY?
Yu carnt leeve taht lyon tehre!
Is nawt lyon; is kitteh!
Get in teh car– it’s a….
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yew know what? nebbermynd. we’re cool. ai’m pretty sure it won attack
how can you be sure it isn’t loling you into a false sense of security?
*snerk*
♫♪
Wii wuz lolling along
On Moonlite Bay
Wii kud heer deh voysus singing
U sed you’d stay
U haz borkted mai hart
So goez away. ♫♪
Um….nawt kwite.
….yesh,ai iz jus a sweepin liddul kitteh….come clozer…dats it !!
mua…hahahaha..haaaa
Kitteh laffs liek Dr.Ebil ?????
on the inside, where you cannot hear and be warned.
Spoooooookeeeeeee
sh-
duz u do da propz? I usta does dat- wud go bak in a hert beet but, iz reeli relli hardz on da fambli when u haz kittehnz n a spoose….
momcat
from time to time I’ve done the prop-tart thing, just depends where I’m needed most for any particular show. JOAT in action. Heck, I was one of the quick-change for Kids in the Hall recently.
I told this joke earlier but it still applies, Difference between a Stage Hand and a Large Pizza?
Large Pizza can feed a family of four.
it iz. yu se dat wun ai iz awlmoast opin? Hez lukking tu se wut mischif can du.
loling ftw
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PS glad teh MG wuzzn’t a Corvair!
pbtttttttt! I takez ur cort air n trimumps u wif mai 1970 Jagmar coupe! (sigh… I wishez…)- lub da “sad iz!”
momcat
wuz teh 1970 jagmar awlsew Unsafe @ annee speed? Ai wuz jest contimplaytN taht teh horsespittle billz were bettrthan a ride inna hurse.
Trimumpz mii, huh Momcat?
Ai cot taht!!
Yu meen “Ai’m pretty shor it wont attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh!!!”"
yesh, sumzing lik zat.
weeeemawup a weeeem a wup aweeem a wup a weeeem a wuppp……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqrAfuuha8
Fur yer innertaynment n accompkneemint
ai lurves himz nostrils!!! LOL
how wuz teh plai??
Ett wuz Dlishus, am werkN awn teh photoz nao.
Ebben haev 3 ob teh sawngz, but nawt shur tew pozt tehm awn mai WP, az tehy ar full ob lawng.
ai bet yew wuz teh proud mama!!
ob coarse
tehy maek mii laf!
k, ar fotoez awn teh WP an slidingshowz awn teh lolspeaklol wiki.
Njoi!
Ai am orf tew sii a band. Taht fotoeing iz hard werk.
I naow no haow thet is spltz.
Just sayn, happeh sunone noticed is tygr, naught lyon.
Hims iz bery hansumest kitteh. He luks sew relasked an teh uzin teh brik az hims pilol…zzz
den comes de blankie, den de floofy toy, Ohai, while you here tell me storyand rub mai belleh.
ya gibs dem de inch, and dey walks all ober ya.
awimawek awimawek awimawek awimawek
weee eee
eee eee
eeee
weeeumum ooowaaaaaayyyyy.
weee…..eee
…….eee….eee
…………………eee
……………………..weeeumum ooowaaaaayyy.
Hush, mai darlin, doan crai, mai darlin, teh lyon slepes tonite;
Ai wuz moar skairt ub dis ♫♪eerwurm cumming dan enny posbul splortz.
Mbube kitteh honors Solomon Linda
Ohai PB2K, iz yew feline bettehs nao? Yew abel tew kepe sum noms onna insyd? Yew R in mai kyndest fots
oh fanks fer teh gud fots, fikshunkitteh! I’z doin better ebery dai. still nawt lotsa energies, but todai wun ov mai frenz (wii’s noan eech odder sins kollij) came to bisit, an wii went fer Thai fud fer dinner. It wuz bery bery gud – nys an spycee, an I’z lerned dat spicees help mii liek teh noms. so i prolly eeted moar tahn i’z eeted in a lawng time 2nite!
Oh datsa grate noos! Ai am teh glad fur yews feline strawng adn hongree. Ai betcha it feltid gud tew has teh belleh fool
Ohai, PB2K .
ai iz aslo happitayl tu heer yu ar feling betur. Haopz da Thai fudz staiz down ok. dunot fink it wud be sumfing speshul tu egzperyns agen♥♥
hey dere, gma! So far so gud awn teh fud stayin put! I finks dat I wuz in needs ov a “reel” meel an so mah tummy iz happitayl to haf sumfing odder dan toast an jam
PB2K, I iz sew happytayle fer u!! Ebberee dai bedder an bedder. I iz glad u liekz Tye fudz, taht wud nawt be mai nawt-sekkind choyse, maislef!
{{{Ohai sweet kittehz!!!}}}
Toazt n Jam get owld fazt.
Am vry Ncoraged tew heer yew ar NjoyN yer favoright fuds agin, PB2K!!
yay, Kermie armz fr havin reel foodz! \o/
*shudder*
AH -WEEEEEEEE – EEE – EEE – EEEEE — A-WEE-Um-Um-AWAYYYYYYYYY
Shhhh….nawt awl capitals! U wyll wayke teh kitteh!!
Sry. I wuznt thinkin tew gud. Gots caut up in teh songs. >-.-<
Ah weem ah wap ah weem ah wap ah weem ah wap
M F E O = Sincronissitee
Hush my darling, be still my darling,
The lion’s on the phone…
In the spaceship the silver spaceship the lion waves goodbye…
[plays guitar]
hush mai starling, don fear mai starling
da lion eatz tonit!
momcat
* plaz pikamalo *
momcat
mmmmmm hummmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BuRwH59oAo
sweeeet.
have you heard Ladysmith Black Mambazo and the Mint Julips do this song?
Nawt till yew jus seddid it, bery nyce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJF87m4_k88
nawt the one I had in mind, It was ona show “Do It Acapella”. Spike Lee and Debra Allen hosted. If you liked the one you found you’ll flat drop your teeth over Do It Acapella.
Fanks fur teh tip, Ai weel luke fur it furver.
Anybuddee liek Miriam Makeba’s berzhyun? Whoooo!
youtube(dot)com/watch?v=0fEHguhykD8
wile I wuz lukking fer teh LBM/MJ bersion awn teh UToob, I fownded Mariam’s bershun, which wuz bery gud! I’d nebber herd it befoar!
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I alzo fownded teh wun wich is prolly teh originul: Solomon Linda an teh Evening Birds. Wuz reelee kewl to heer dat bershun!!
mebbe dis wun, stagehanddan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlUbgbaBZJk
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you’re right it *totally* rocks (even tho’ I’m partial to The Nylons version)
YES ya got it. you soooo rock.
aw, shucks, twerent nuttin.
how does one copy an active link, like you did there
mai ignorance, lemme show you it.
dere ar manee wais to do it – I’ll tell yoo wuht I doez, an odder peeps can share dere approaches.
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When I finds teh rite page (or utoob bideo), I highlight teh URL in the address bar (the bit that starts with http://), and then copy it (Edit –> Copy from the menu, or CTRL-C if you have a PC, or Command-C if you have a Mac).
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I then paste (Edit –> Paste, etc.) the URL into my comment box.
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Totally confuzzled, now?
wun extry piece sos itll beez hot…
copi to ICHC
wipe off da http:// den putz www. in itz plac….
momcat
( I gotz ‘puter geeky gascat…!)
momcat
kitteh slieds owf 2 dreem ancesterlol dreem ub beein beeg, feerce huntner
inna mitey junglol ub farr-flungeded Catatonia!
Hey!! stop deh far-flinging uv deh cat adn tuna!!!!
yeah, wah da cween sed, (man those cans STING)
Duck!
Right. Kat asleep, usin the corner of a brick for a pillow. How they do that??? Surely they can’t be comfy like that, but…looks comfy….
?????
Mai kittehs liek to sleep in shallow boxes wif dere head rite onna corner….luks berry uncomfy to me!!
Kittehs are made of pillows. Teh brick is just to prop up hed.
Oh, tath splaynz it. Thankz, Kafleen. ♥
dat no ly-hon–dat feerse tigrrr
Kitteh Majjikk maykz
enneefeeng oarz enneeplayss
purrfekkt 4 a Napz
Cool brikkz and cawncreet
feelz deelishshuss awnz Kitteh
inz dirrekkt Sunlyte
Awll deez deeliytfull
sensayshunnz turnz awn Kitteh’z
Purr bawkss… Maykz herz smyle!
Jack.
jest liek yore vs maeks awl ob us smyle!
“…cool brikkz… feelz deelishshuss…” yes!!!
Iz teh rite tiem ob yeer foar tihs NjoyMint!
Jeebus Creebus, it’s a…wait a minute, that’s a tiger…sorta. Oh well, get in the car anyway! We’re going for ice cream!
mmmm micecreme!
miceream purrrhaps?
hao did yew noe Ai wuz gonna sae taht??
din’t, just lukkie methinks.
*looks innocent*
:snerk:
*looks rrreeeaaallllyyyy innocent*
*blinks repeatedly*
*sigh*
YAY ICECREAM! WOOHOO!!!
i needs 2 gets up. mus get hooman redy and gets him to werk. wait? is caturdai? oh. waits . neber mind. bak 2 sleep.
Awim, awam, awim, awam, awim, awam, awim, awam, awim, awam, awim, awam, awim, awam, awim, awam…
Dat song iz cat-chee.
Hillary Kitten sneeks a snooze owt back ov Democat Nash’n'all Convenshun. Iz awl eggzawsted from teh sore-loozing and complayning and teh nawt-winning and teh self-abzorbd-spin-cykul.
ktxbai.
da song acktually goes: in da jungle da MIGHTY jungle!!! NOT quiet!!!! lol
both are used.
Thanx, Dan!
Tryeing awl dai tuu keap up teh feerse, skairey tigure iymage rlly geyts kitteh awl tyred aowt; ferohcyousniss taikes iyts toll; ebberee naow adn tehn her muste jes krash adn rekoup;
(Wen her waikes up, her wil bees bak tuu hers awld graouwlly seylfe;
Roahhhhrrrrr!!!!!)
lolz
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLZ!!!!!!!