In teh jungle, de quiet jungle

In teh jungle, de quiet jungle teh lyon sleepz 2nite
if ur goin 2 b a lyon, u shud haz da hare cut.
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In teh jungle, de quiet jungle teh lyon sleepz 2nite
if ur goin 2 b a lyon, u shud haz da hare cut.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Purrt
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SNOOORK !!!!
*beeing bery kwiet so as 2 not waking deh puddy-tat*
congrats on deh nawt-sekkund, eeckthecat. Haz a chokklit martoonee. shall wii tiptoe frew deh tuplipz two silleebrating?
Yesh,a martoonie wud be lovlee….
****sippee,sippee****
Tippytoeing iz fyne,but ai am having distirbing imagrs of Tiny Tim goin thru mai hed,now!
Ohhh noes, Tinee Tim iz tew beeg 4 yews hed!
Ai wuz berry lukky on mai nawt sekkund….ai wuz logging on for the nawt sekkund tyme todai an dere was a new piktur,awl by itself wif no comments!
Conga ratshoelaces! Yew deed a fyn jawb!
Sumfin hadda go rite todai….ai hadda spend $375 on new braykes an den ai spent 3 hrs.sorting food at a local food bank……
mai current aversion to canned fud…ai will shows u it!
Deed yew fyn a lawta shinee fings inna kan ob sup? Deer wuz a laydee hoo putted alla hers joolree inna fayk kan (speshul hoam sayf) adn den gabe it awaii tew teh kan dribe, has teh eberybudee luking fur hers wettin ring
Wow ,ai dint fink to luk for dat!(ai duz bemember dat storee!)
We DID find sum gravee dat expyred in 1996,tho….
$375 on new brakes considerable cheep compared to new car and attendant dr. bills.
trust me on this one.
Yikes….sownds liek u haz a horror storee????
I killed a 1973 MGB.
You KILLED an MG????!!!! Oh, teh humanitee!! ob course i doan want YOO herted, butt killin an MG!! Oh, mai!
’twas butiful, birilliant orange, shiny crome, *sigh* that was 25 years ago, and I still remember the license plate number.
oh stagehanddan, wut a turrible ting! eye has a soft spot in mai heart 4 little racing cars. eye lurned how 2 drive a stick shift on a british racing green triump spitfire. eye due lubs them, an have lusted after 1 fer yrs
Oh, adn rmember how
itty bitty teh doors r.
{’bout a fut x 2 futz}
Moi oldist bro flipt
his TR3 ahn teh
GulfCoast wehn ah
wuz wee lil gal.
ah yez… da kars….. I grewed up wif a MG TF brit red, no bak seet u sitted onnda tonno cober. Den der wuz da 1970…..sumfing MG wif da wire spoke wheels, I gotted ta clean eber wun ub dem…. sumtimz deh hadz ta be tunned- dat wuz imtermesting… I gapped da sparky plugs n brushed da ’stributer cap awlso.. kan you tell mai dadcat lubed da sporty karz.
weez had a beemer at wun tim- it blu its engin in majestik glorri in da middla ub nowhere on da wai to da coast….
momcat
iz phunny- gascat no kares fur da kars but fishykitteh duz!
I killd mah Brite Yello Triumph TR7

Wuz ma bebbeh. I dribed it unner neef a ratty ole vauxhual.
Wen teh pop-up hed lights “popped” owt an flied akross teh rode I thot to sef”Der goes hunnert an fitty quid.” Nope.I did nawt eeben fink dat I wuz dribin unnerneef an udder car an a hiyooge truck wuz cummin in teh opposit way!!!!!
……and hurted yurself in deh process,ai prezume?
HUH???!?!?!?
Sinse wen duz deh new car kum wif dr billz?
:cornfuzzld:
when one has wrecked the old car.
Yeeeeooooowwwwccccchhhh sew sowwy
Dey wuz berry snekee. ai wuz nawt ekzpekting nu pikshur fur nuvvur haf owr oar so nd ai wetn tu plai sumfing els.
Ohai gma, reely glad yew is heer nao!
Fank yu , ai iz happytyal tu be heer. iz awlmoast tiem ai hab tu goze tu kitshun fur purparing nekz meel. dat owld man. awlwaiz wantz tu ete.
Saym heer, yew lib onna left coast? Simi Valley, CA heer…ware yew lib? Ai yam gettin redee tew bbq sum stakes adn zookeenee. Whut is yew gonna fix fur yew?
Awl dis tawk bowt fuds, Ai has a drools…mush needs tew kooking nao, c u wen mai belleh b fool.
*snerk* Mai belleh awlwaiz b a fool.Adn a BIG wun, 2.
dis in favs 2day!!!
I agrez
n’ 2-moro morning, n’ a lidle nap in teh apter-nun n’…
SPLORT alert!!!!
GHRG inspexyun at elebentee!!1
Oh noez u don’t!!!! u trikkinged me wunst, Gibbo!! I tuk mai CHRG in 2 u fer deh spekshun on deh splortable pitcher, adn wyle u wuz chekkin it, I hadding deh horriblishus splort. I b keeping mine on!!!
*Chekkingz 2 making shur deh CHRG b firmlee attached 2 hed.*
yew shudden dowt teh effy casey ov teh CHRG inspexyun!!
wii nao haz teh ‘inplayz’ inspexyun teem hoo can eendewez teh r t fishul aneemaytid cybur splort F X wiffowt daynjur 2 teh werur.
liek a dryv trhu 4 yur pertxyun.
hawmliss an kwik
pluz yew gits teh complimentree lawleepawp juss 4 chekkin in.
hab a mice dai!
Artee fishul aneemaytid cybur splort FX?? Sowndz like fun.
Adn a loleepop??
**Vizunz uv shuger hi. mmmm.**
Sine mii up fer 1. Iz next tuezday ok??
N E tiem B 4 elebentee oh clawk!!
doan furgit 2 shew yur ICHC identitty oar yur kitty wen yew kumz!
*thinking tew sef: *
*no mj, dont b going dere. *
*do not b making repliiz bout dented tittiez.*
.
I no haz kitty, sew u cannot b seeing dem.
I bring cheezburgerz?
chzbrgrz am axeptubbul. fank yew.
but worz nawt fur paymint wus 4 eye dent iffy cayshun pawpoizis.
an teh CHRG meekanix am nawt kwalifyd 4 fixin dentidtitteez N E wai.
yew prolly kneadz 2 luk @ teh adbertz dat akkompaneez teh syt 4 boddeewerx an cowchbildez r us an sush. juss sain….
Deh Cheezburger is 4 de ICHC eye dent iffy cayshun pawpoizis. I Can Haz Cheezburger.
I just bringing it — not paying yew. But i b willing 2 share.
CCC heer wif exxtra speshuls CHRG wif teh drawngz on dem!!
CMJ - ai lefts u sum CHRGs down furder. Ai noes ai puts it in dis fred, but got borkeded sumhao.
Tyger Tyger burning brite (er at night light level, anyways!)
teh eye ov teh tygur…am clowzd!!
akkk! 1980’s earwurm! shoo! shoo!
Iz gonna hafta stik a burdi in mai ear naow ta get dat wun out!
momcat
heer ya goes bak atza!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23nYLtXAZqU&feature=related
momcat
hay! whut happnd too mai abotar- I wuz a blu quilt, naowz Iz a blak kitchn tile!
whutz up? mai abatar keepz changin nao Iz a burple kaliamascope!
momcat
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
@sombra:
On teh patio ob teh… nawt kwite nite?
Willyum Blake tygur-kitteh in solar recharge mode. Will burn bright l8r after sunset.
Wut immoral hand r I
Cud fraym dy feefull simmeTRY?
Yu carnt leeve taht lyon tehre!
Is nawt lyon; is kitteh!
Get in teh car– it’s a….
.
yew know what? nebbermynd. we’re cool. ai’m pretty sure it won attack
how can you be sure it isn’t loling you into a false sense of security?
*snerk*
♫♪
Wii wuz lolling along
On Moonlite Bay
Wii kud heer deh voysus singing
U sed you’d stay
U haz borkted mai hart
So goez away. ♫♪
Um….nawt kwite.
….yesh,ai iz jus a sweepin liddul kitteh….come clozer…dats it !!
mua…hahahaha..haaaa
Kitteh laffs liek Dr.Ebil ?????
on the inside, where you cannot hear and be warned.
Spoooooookeeeeeee
sh-
duz u do da propz? I usta does dat- wud go bak in a hert beet but, iz reeli relli hardz on da fambli when u haz kittehnz n a spoose….
momcat
from time to time I’ve done the prop-tart thing, just depends where I’m needed most for any particular show. JOAT in action. Heck, I was one of the quick-change for Kids in the Hall recently.
I told this joke earlier but it still applies, Difference between a Stage Hand and a Large Pizza?
Large Pizza can feed a family of four.