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EEEk, a Maus
Dat poor bebbeh is in four a WURLD o’hurtin!
BIG orinje Maus
He iz too liddle tu no teh oranj wunz are poizin!
Orinj Kittehs iz nawt poizin, dey iz kyoot kuddly wuvable kittehs. Ai haz Longhorn Kittehs goin wai bak an Ai luvs dem awl. Wii mus stop teh sykl of teh hatreds!!1!
aaaah, but is they fuds?
Is nawt hatrid, 6TCR…..nawt at all! I has an oranj wun!! He (literally) rules teh roost! He DUZ, howebber, fink teh hole wurld rebolbz aroun HIM!
Yesh, Ai kunkurs holehartedly;
‘Oranj Wuns iys Poysin’ resembuhls* an uhrban myff & an awld wiveses
tayle;
Cheezefrends taht haz oranj kittehs mite* feal dere petz iys beein dyskriminatid agenst; oar taht sumewun mebbee* iys iynsynuatyng taht dere oranj pet mite* bees defektive;
*DISCLAIMER: *resembuhls*; mite*; mebbee* all mean:
possibly, maybe; it does not mean definitely, and a given that all this is happening; don’t mean to incite a war:
(Doan seynd enny lettures bowt Oranj ppinions !!!!)
dey iz calld longhorn kittehs? really? r u duz calld dem taht? we bz longhorn pplz! Texas, Texas Yeeee Haaaaa! (i hatz taht cheer!)
Hook ‘em?
Hook ‘em!!!
U maa b surpryzd, KtNF, at wut spirit u fyndz at anee skul, iffn u luk in teh ryt plaases!!
U can joinz us, awl r welcumz at teh Longhorn table.
Teh eyes of Texas are upon you all teh live long day
Teh eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away
Do not think you can escape dem at nait or erly in teh morn
Teh eyes of Texas are upon you ’till Gabriel blows his horn
Mai hubby went to UT–but we were already married, so I got all teh fun n none of teh work!!!! (but I had to work) I graduated from smaller schools maiself–Tyler JC and UT Tyler! But I do LOVE bein a longhorn! mai teenkittehs both want to go to UT–incentive to be in top 10%–they haz it!
TEXAS – *clap*clap*clap*
FIGHT – *clap*clap*clap*
I nebber been to Texas, but my eers perk up when I heer ’bout UT cause ai hazza good frend who just graduated from dere. Ai even wroted a letter to teh editor of teh Daily Texan wuns! An it gawt published! I sed, hm… ai am more active on UT’s campus than my own!
where do u go to skool?
Austin is great–you should go sometime if u get a chance…
that’s what I hear. I go to school in Washington, DC
tahtz rite–i fergetted–i lukt at ur peeksures on cheezfrenz
I luv me some DC
Despite teh stoopy politicians. I am an international affairs major, so ai fink that teh politicians are important to pay attenshun to, but ai dun haz to liek them!
dere’s a picture of me in my burnt oring hoodie in that same album! lol
i member se en taht pic nao!
i’m envious of u in DC–when we lived in Austin, i worked for teh TX chamber of Commerce (more of a lobby org, than tourism) we kept up with everything going on at the capital, and got to go over and sit in for the important votes, we even got to party on sine dai (spelled rite??) last day of session when all the polits and lobbys have food and DRINKS in all of their offices. We even met the gov at the time…. Bill Clements – before GWB’s time!
Texas capitol is spozed to be awl sorts of exciting. Dat’s wat I hear anyway. I don’t get invited to teh national capitol that ofteh, tho….
Ai iz calls dem Longhorn Kittehs cuz dey iz Orinj an wyte and CUZ DEY RULEZ TEH HAUZ, GIT YER HORNS UP PEEPS!!1!
i lurves it!!!!!
ohai friscokitteh! Hao iz Izzy?
she’s GREAT! so sweet, n happy! i took her to teh vet n got her shot n tests….she’s purrrrfectly healthy. She hazznt discovered that i’m at the computer, she likes to sleep right here in front of me, n frisco likes to sleep on the desk behind me!
Oh, taht’s GRATE mews! Ai haz a happeetayle furr u n Izzy!!!1!
fanks fur askn DK….i havnt been aroun much…too much to do!
Mii too! Has a grate weekend, FK.
ai hopes dey is nawt burnt oringe, tho!!!
iz ok ….burnt orng juss beutemuss culler! juss lak teh sunset!
ai do liek teh burnt oringe color, akshully. Ai has a texas hoodie and ai fink ai luk kinda cyoot in the burnt orng! Or, at leest, dats wat ai tell ppl when dey are awl, “um, KTNF, wai yew gots a UT hoodie? Yew don go to Texas. Ur silly”
ur lucky to luk cyoot n burnt orgn! nawt meeny ppplz luk gud in teh culler! bery beootiful culler, but nawt flattering to wear!
No, but dis one time, Happy Cat **yes ai had a kitteh named Happy, too** wanted to see what ai wuz doin’ wit a candle an he kerled his wiskas. Ges u kud say he wuz singed orinj. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, **slaps knee**
lol mai kitteh has dun that too!
Congratz on yore nawt secund-nawt secund CLOL!!
In honer ov tihs awpishus okashun, I haz brawt us awl sum yummee bare clawz to go wif owr cawfee.
I can has bare claw?
Yu can has bare whatever yu want….yu jus gots to ax teh bare furst!
comgrats on not-sekund!!! What drinkie and dans do yu want today?
Why, fank yu….dis is mai bery nawt-sekund nawt-sekund….fur reel!! I wud luf sum nice hot koffee….iz Friday, mai tail is draggin!
Want creem adn shugger? How bout sum nyce simmamum roles? lotza ycing!
simmamum???? I luvs dat! Sumone tole me simmimum wuz good for mai tummy prollems….so I will haf wun, plsthx!
Simmamum iz gud fur teh hi blud shugger tu! Sew haf 2 adn wii dans off awl teh ecstrah caloeriiz. Wut dans u want?
How bowt sumfin wild an krazy??? Iz teh day befor Caturdai….let’s git reddy to partay!!!!
How bout James Brown:
Ai feal gud! *doodee doodee doodee do*
Ai new dat Ai wud!
wachout, CLOL, der is a wylllllllllld kitty bout tew jumps on yew!!!
AI FEAL GUD!! Has Merci!
*Humph*
Naow ware did awl dese “doodies cum frum?
* mutterz sumfing ’bout littr bawx trainin’ and kidz an teh gud ole daize..*
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*Sweepy sweepy* *skrape skrape*
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;♫ ;#9845;
Ooopps… iz moosic!!! Rong kinda doodies…. Verrrry niiice… sowwy!
YAYYYYYYY CLOL!!! (lovez teh nayme chaynge
)
Comcatz awn berry nawt sekkind nawt sekkind!
Hot cawfee iina big mug, wif ur choyse ob addishyunz– wii gotz creem, wippee creem (Maus is babysirrin the skwirrlz, sew teh iz still in good shaype), sugar, etc etc!
An chawklit muffinz, mayhap?
Ooooh, ROFLPIMP fer mai typo! “babysirrin” shuuda been “babystiin”, but Frued noez how Sir real got inbolbed in tihs!
Pleeze tell him to nawt SIT on teh babies!
Aww…u taykin awl da fun owt uff it!
Disclaymerz: Diz commentz an awl its reelayted commentz are purelolee fur yr lol plehsure. No wun iz advocating sittin on n e baybeez!
Fanks, Tribble….we doan need no care trolls spoilin ar fun!
U nebber no whut dey will jump on u a bout!
ai sitted on a babeh wuns… ai wuz a babeh 2 suw iz okai rite?
teh rule of fum is: as long as u ar smaller than teh bebbeh yu ar sittin on, iz ok.
Wii iz ruled by fumz?
I fort wii’z ruled by bumz. 
yay iz okai! i r teh hapee nau ^_^
Oooohh,choklit in teh mornin??? Its gonna be a gud dai, I kan tell rite naow! Also, jus a lil bit of creem an suger, plsthx! Ahhh….dat’s delishus!
I allus haz sum chawklit in teh mornin, just a liddle swype, yum!
Wow CLOL, dis yr nawt-sekund nawt-sekund? Concatulations! U want a spechul kynd uff cawfee? An sum foodie?
Anny old high oktane brew will du!
Ahh…a nize italyan exprezzo. Heer u go, wit a choklit cuvered bizzcottii on da syde.
Wut duz me & Maus gots to do wif anything ????
….and why did this post all the way down here ???
Akshully, I wus thinkin bout yu when I rote it!!
***blush****
Well….Thank U !!!!
Wii wuz awl tinkin bout u an maus wen she wrotted it. Berri clebber!
Kant c u blushin…eben ai thot bout u!
U regulahs watt makey tihs sew LOL!
YAY! CLOL! Haz whee landid yeht?
Ai am steel flyin……
Day late…adn dollah shortz…agin!
gwon go c iffin ai cn fnid bysickul
attin Goodwill.
Oh, a cuppola peeps bailed over teh side…but we still flyin hi in teh air….not landin until teh propain is gon!
dat poor kitteh in fur teh hurtz =(
there there kitteh, yew get revegezz.
Skarin’ yer eldahz… Ur doin’ eet rite! Go, lil’ Ta-kun klone!
Snake, it’s a snake, ahhh it’s a snake.
Hope dere r no badger, badger, badger’s a round!
badgerbadgerbadger.com
Lol mushroom, mushroom.
Dat was waaaaaay cyoote, Tribble…..
Teh flite in….niiice.
Teh flite bak out…nawt sew mush!!!
Gud wun, IDDD! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Gud mawnin!!! Fanks… :blush:
Po’ sing duzzin noe wut teh wurd konsekwencez meens – yet!
corz, he can haz beginerz luk & element of sprize, and wont lernz himz lessun till teh nex time.
*psssssssss* dans, icandans, you in teh spy mode nao dat Pd’B izzin Yurp?
Wotchoo spoze heez rilly upto?
oh, adn woz u lukkin fr
? iz oops
I bemembrd AFTER.. Fanks…
My shawt tirm memry loss— I haz shown yu it!!!
Whacchu tawkin’bowt, Mais Oui???
Gud mornin idansdansdans. Eye wuz wonderin iff u ebber red da storee eye roted juss fur u dat nite eye askeded u iffen u wanted tu haz a bedtyme storee rite b 4 u wuz goin tu beddie? Eye canna eben renemer whut picher it wuz n e moar.
Ohai, Tribble… No, alass an alack…. I mist it!!! Ratz!! I lukked a few tymz an tehn wentd 2 bed.. Had to go to sliip wifowt noeing I cudda/wudda had a storee.. Fanks! How neet iz taht??? A Tribble oryginal.. Hooda thunkit!!!
I’ll try ti find it..
Obama kitteh is just about to step on Hillkitteh’s tayl
Oh noes!
ROFL
Banzai Kitteh Banzaiz..
Awesome! Great site all around, keep it up!
O noes!!!1! – dah orynj wanz eez POYZON!!! x.X
leetell bit miztak miztik, jus lik sed upbove, oryng kittehs not poyzin. Awll start wif pixtur of 1 poyzin oryng nip meecey. Orange stripeys r jus “contajus” an noz onez evr gettin hurt bean orayngy – is grrrrrr8 – evy body wantz 2
ohai, 2wh2vlk2stripey. Duz ur name meen yew can has 6 kittehs???
hai, yes vry happee 2 havs, hafs adoeszn, 1 es oryng an stripey an he es teh gentulst 1
Kitteh pwns hims elders.
Sumbodee’z abowt 2 get dere butt kicked…..
An it ain’t de BIG one, neether!
Tinee minion of Basement Cat, seeks nawt sekund captur of sole !!1!!
soo halareeus! Big kitteh wil freek tehn fall doun stares.
Blak kitteh iys yung adn fulla beens; udderwyze hims wud knoe beddure!!!
Oranj kitteh muste bees a cloase relatib oar a howsemaite; mebbee hims wil let blak kitteh owf wif jes a waurnyng;
(Iyf nawt, adn blak kitteh geyts smaked aroun a liddel bitt, hims wil bees moar caireful nex tiem wif byg oranj kitteh….)
Dis piktur been capshunned b4.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/07/banzai/
Used this one as desktop background for a while, too!
Needs a pic taken 5 seconds later, though…
lolz (refferin 2 pic) 3 secs l8er *dead*
no dinner in 3…2…1…RAAWR!