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i see London, I see France I has a nap in yer undepants

speekin of underpants, u shud rly put on sum.

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  1. jamamakitty says:

    is hard tew sleep wit awl teh brite culurs

    • jamamakitty says:

      plz don’t clothes teh drawers!!

      • cookbooksrus says:

        Iz teh drawers drawer!

        • smammie says:

          aaaarrrggghhhh… Aye juss red dis.

          @@@@@

        • BamaHern says:

          adn iz teh kitteh’s kitteh!

          • BamaHern says:

            dis reminz mii ob teh buk i leiked wen i wuz a kitten
            it wuz about Crispian’s Crispian, teh boi hoo belonged 2 hisself.
            hii had a goggie hoo also belonged 2 hisself.
            ennywun remememberz it?

            • jeepster says:

              Crispan’s Crispian was the goggie himselfs in a buk by the incomparables Margaret Wise Brown. It was a buk called Mr. Dog if I remembers correctly. It is still avaylable in Liddul Gowlden Buks. MWB died yung and I truely bleeve she was from outer space like Siamese cats, Steve Allen, poodles, Joel Hodgeson and David Bowie.

            • jeepster says:

              Crispan’s Crispian was the goggie himselfs in a buk by the incomparables Margaret Wise Brown. It was a buk called Mr. Dog if I remembers correctly. It is still avaylable in Liddul Gowlden Buks. MWB died yung and I truely bleeve she was from outer space like Siamese cats, Steve Allen, poodles, Joel Hodgeson and David Bowie.

              • jeepster says:

                Oops…Crispin’s Crispian…and only once!

                • BamaHern says:

                  fanks tree tymes!
                  taht lukz leik it – naow i gots 2 getz it, adn refresh mai 50 teer membory!
                  (‘cept Steve Allen wuz nawt only human, butt alzo a humanist! – u cud b rite about teh udder wunz.)

                  • BamaHern says:

                    i haz “50 teer membory” cuz i crai wen i fink hau old i iz (>50)!

                    • Upfi says:

                      Oh, BamaHern plz dont crai! Iz nawt so bad, rly. Here on teh intert00bs ebberyun iz awlweys seim age. If u haz nawt st0pped laffing at lols, u r nawt old.

        • morris says:

          your doin it wrong, the pussy not sposed to go in da drawrs, oh wait

    • smammie says:

      {{{Jamama}}}
      Wii’s gonna hab ah partii!!!

    • no 1 in particular says:

      ohai, gramma jamama! :mischievous grin:
      Uvtu ba n uvyy jnf n ybaryl tbngureq,
      lbqrynl, lbqrynl, lbqrynl-urr-ubb!
      Ybhq jnf gur ibvpr bs gur ybaryl tbngureq,
      lbqrynl, lbqrynl, lbqrynl-urr-ubb!
      snerk!

      • smackymcgee says:

        is dat vogon poetry!?

        • no 1 in particular says:

          maebee. yu wann heer more? :P

        • jamamakitty says:

          dunno, ai wuz tryin tew read it……. :lol: ai thot her lolspeak wuz gettin rilly bad!!

          • no 1 in particular says:

            yoos teh linkee taht maryo gayb erleeur adn reed teh seekrit messij!

            • jamamakitty says:

              nah too much trubbel………. mai eyes r tired

              • no 1 in particular says:

                heerz tranzlayshum!
                High on a hill was a lonely goatherd,
                yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo!
                Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd,
                yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo!
                *snerk!*
                *runz awae*

                    • no 1 in particular says:

                      uh oh! did ai mayk yu kwai, gramma? ai sowwy. tew mush teezin? plz stawp kwyin! yu iz gunna mayk mee kwai!
                      :cry: :cry: :cry:

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        jus jokin……… ais big gurl………can takes teh teasin!!

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          ahm not worrit about how much she can take, it’s how much she can hand out that gives me the sweats.

                        • no 1 in particular says:

                          ai just didn’t lyke tew finkso ai mayded yu kwai! ai iz gunna go wach a moobee, brb! <3

                        • smammie says:

                          Ohai Stagehanddan!!

                          Duz U ‘membur “Fried Green Tomatoes”? U iz beri astu.. smartz tu wurrii bowt wutz us mommaz ken hand owt. Butz ura sweetii-pi, sew du nawt worrii tu mush.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          b4 ai puts hoof in mouf agin, is stagehanddan himz or herz……… shud be obvius but yew nebber noes

                        • smammie says:

                          iz finkin a hym, butz iz okee-dohkee punster noa maddur wut. Cuud bii purple wif blu stripz and wurshippin parkin meaturz fur awl Aye caer… iz pruvend tu plai well wif uddurz,

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          yew is rite……… but udder dai ai referred to Aahz as hers…….. not a big deal jus likes tew clear teh air

                        • smammie says:

                          tru, wud nawt wanna maek teh “prettii, shiny” braiselet fur teh hym.. weight ah sekkund, butz Aye did! Maed Mr. Pjammie wun.. wuz chain maille, sewz okai, rite?

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          male, stagehand by trade, damn, er….um, dan by name.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          fanks, yew jus nebber noes…….. teh obvious, it is nawt always wut it seems

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          OMG……….parking meaturz……..can’t…….stop…….snickering.

                          *headdesk*-*headchair*-*headfloor*….thud

                        • smammie says:

                          Dand if yu dew, damned if yu doant?

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          O hai, Jamamakitty an stagehandan! it iz indeed best to ask. Tho ai hav found yoo can offen tell just hao teh peeple speek. Fur teh moast part, ai think guise just salk differntly tahn gurls.

                          Dan? Ar yoo stagehanding sumthing nao???

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          dun for the day, highschool graduation at the building I work at (primarily), just hanging out groovin’ to y’all

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          dey sulk diffrently tew

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          smammie,
                          I was about 12 or so before I figuired out my name wasn’t actually Dammit Danny

                        • zauberflote says:

                          SHD, u muss be teh lass in a lawng lyne ob kidz? tee hee, dammitdanny!

                        • smammie says:

                          6 brothers here… My sister and I both thought we were “Goddammit Boy”, the Geezer couldn’t remember all our names, so he never discriminated….

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          no, I am the first-born of two first-born, something of an experiment if you will

                        • altosinger says:

                          WEe knoo sumwun hoo sed herz dotter wuz firteen b4 shee figyurd owt dat herz naem wuzzn’t Pammydammit!

                        • smammie says:

                          stagehanddan…

                          is that like my friend who’s the third of a set of twins?

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          smammie,
                          not sure, no history of twinning in my family. Mai Little Sister however does know how your Geezer feels, she has four boys (five if you count the husband, *snicker*). When I visit it’s a toss-up just whose name she’ll adress ya with.

                        • smammie says:

                          honesslii… she gotz 2 legit birf certifficatz…beri twisty storii

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          smammie,
                          I don’t think so, no history of twinning in my family. However my Lil’ Sister knows how your Geezer feels as she has four boys (five if one counts the husband *snicker*). When I visit it is anyones guess what name you’ll be adressed by.

                        • smammie says:

                          otai, Aye tukt mai sneekurz orf, adn Aim uzin teh abacus,, butz how yu ken B first-born ob two first-born?

                        • COkitteh says:

                          Aeh’m de yungest ov 6, bai de tiem mai dad got to mai naem he furgot whai he wuz yellin at me.

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          smammie,
                          Mai mom-cat, the first-born child of her family. Mai dad-cat, the first-born child of his family.

                        • smammie says:

                          snickering here, oh, Aye noas ur pane…

                        • smammie says:

                          Otai Danny-boi, teh glubs iz orf, adn ur goin 4 teh ridulz…Aye noaz ware Aye stanz now… defensterin punz wil b rekwired 2 combat (liek wombat, but nawt) teh ridulkulness..

                          BTW, mai momma alwaiz sed teh happiest married peeps wuz bowf orfanz, kinda maeks mii wunner….

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          that means no in-laws to cause un-necessary strife. Makes sense to me

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          COkitty,
                          be glad your male parental unit (or mpu) didn’t keep a note book!

                        • smammie says:

                          Hmmm, Aye fink u rite. My ex (why no ossifer, he wuz born wif 6 bullit holz in his body) had a momma Aye lubbed (she liked mii beddar den she did hym, 2). Mai mush-lubbed Mr. Pjammie… well, purrsonalii, Aye fink teh pixiez stoel teh reel bebbeh, and gibbed hym in itz plais (prolly dround teh reel wun)….

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          you seen Chicago? (squish) He ran into my knife, he ran into my knife nine times.

                        • smammie says:

                          klumsie, huh?

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          Smammie,
                          still gigloling about the parking meters, gonna hafta use that meself.

                          May I have permission from the master to use?

                        • smammie says:

                          Certainly!!!! Aye liberated that one from my sis-in-law’s father, teh Brigader Generule, yrs ago wehn she toled hym she wuz devorcin mai idiot bruddur. Teh lass lien wuz…az long az ur happi.

                          Ah gud kwoat shud nebber be waisted.

                          Adn noa, wifowt furder ado, Aye bid thii ah frond fairwheel…iz awlmoas pumpkin-o’clock
                          C ebberywun Caturdai!!!!

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          same here gotta be back by 8 am, two graduations and a strike for the show sunday.

              • jamamakitty says:

                sendz me teh linky an ai will read teh nancy drew sekrit message

  2. smammie says:

    Sir Real?! Dat yu?

    • jamamakitty says:

      der yew are…….. ai bin lurkin 4 yew – an here we are tied??

      http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1246950

      • smammie says:

        Thnx!
        Aye wuz lukkin at dat wehn Aye refreshed and dere wuz teh new postie, adn dere U wuz tu. Hooboi, wii haz teh tye!

        • jamamakitty says:

          woooooooo hoooooooooo!! teh fancy pants tie

          • jamamakitty says:

            mus be dinner time………. ai kinda like it wen iz quiet….. sumtimes

            oh hai telnik!!

          • smammie says:

            Haz tu splain Y teh pantz iz sew phunii:

            Mr. Pjammie plaiz guitar, adn runz teh lokal “open mic” adn der R mush phun peeps dere. Sum ob dem getz obber teh tawp sum tiemz (noa wunz gonna B teh Rok Star), sew Aye buatz beri, beri takii undiez atz teh flee markit, wif gud stretchii wastez, adn wii shootz dem atz teh guize 2 remind dem wii iz dere 4 teh musik adn teh phun… iz teh granny whitiez wif sekwinz dat r teh bess…. snicker

            • jamamakitty says:

              oh teh purrrrfekt!!! duz yew pretend tew taik em off before yew fros em?

              • smammie says:

                nah, juss keepz dem ohn lapz, unner tabul, den opz dey pop, stretccccchhh and zzzing! Aye hanz dem owt tu frenz urli in teh nite. Tehn Mr. Pjammie sez teh granny’z bii hymz :oops:

              • Romeow says:

                Oh, dat’s teh bestest!

            • smackymcgee says:

              ai lubs it! @@@@@@@@@

            • Tidmum says:

              Are they green an floofy?
              Wanna borree sum ?
              :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

              • smammie says:

                *gigloling* Tom Jones U ain’t , stretcccchhhh, zzzzingggg! Enny tiem yu wanna ledn sum, Ahm ur gurl!

                • Tidmum says:

                  Flamin glad I arnt Tom Jones!!
                  Teh Hair!!! Teh perma Tan!!! Teh Hoomanity!!!!!!!!! Teh Wrinklols-Ok.Giv yoo dat-I has dem!!!
                  Yoo doo noe dat teh greeen( or Bloo) floofy nikkers be so big yoo can camp awl summer in Dem?- dey has pokkits too!! (berree handy)
                  TTI Skooldays ov yore-Let me show yoo mah Pants!! :lol:

                  • smammie says:

                    *hedesk*

                    oh Tidmum, Ayez gonna getz hiccupz frum laffin tu mush

                    • Tidmum says:

                      I peed mah floofy pants laffin so mush teh Hikkups frum too menne beerz tonite beez am ir… irek.. duzznt matter!!! :lol:

                      • martoonie says:

                        U wants to be careful frowin ur green floofy pants at teh stage – tehy cud nock poor owl Tom flat awn his bak!! (not makin nasty commints about Tidmums nikkers, but dat floof was bery thick and hevvy!)

                  • jamamakitty says:

                    jus in case yew change yer mind…………….. guess who????

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x-3nl5jM_w

                    • altosinger says:

                      Dere’s awlso a sawng cawled Just In Case You Change Your Mind—ai thimk itt wuz dun bai teh Ink Spots. MAN ai wish dis pyooter hadd soun—yootoob duzzn dew mee enny gud!

                      • zauberflote says:

                        can u juss plug in a headfone? oar no sownd soffteewair atawl? Oar wuttebber u cawls it.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          depends if teh puter has speaker or not ai finkso

                        • smammie says:

                          ur gettin 2 tekkinickle 4 mii agin… doan dey awl hab sound? Aye fianlly fownd house 2 tern eet lowd adn sawft lass weak….

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          teh desk puters dat we used to hab atwerk had no speakers…….. our new lapitops duz…….

                        • altosinger says:

                          Dey’re SPOZEDTA haz soun but teh soun awn dis wun iz borked. And iz nawt owr pyooter, sew we no can haz taykin itt apawrt pribilijes. GRR.

                        • smammie says:

                          house fuzzratin iz dat!?! Getz owt teh piket sinez… Noe Speekurz, Noe Werkurz!.

                  • stagehanddan says:

                    We have Tom Jones here next month or so. Lemme tell-ya that Welshman has’em screaming, from 16-60. I can tell from the, ah-hem, detritus flung with great force upon the stage. Some wouldn’t make a respectable eye-patch, some I expected to see a para-trooper under.

                    • smammie says:

                      para-trooper, snert.

                      • PercyCat says:

                        Ay patch! taht’s funni.lol.
                        Du u no wy pirotz ware
                        aypatchez?

                        • no 1 in particular says:

                          cuz a purrsum wif wun aye kan see moar tahn a purrsum wif tew ayes kan see! :P

                        • PercyCat says:

                          talkin tu myself agin…
                          sew tehy can c n
                          teh dark. Hav n
                          ey reddy awl
                          teh tym 2
                          go beloh
                          dex.

                        • PercyCat says:

                          ohai N1P eekitteh…nawt talkin
                          2 meselfins aftaawl.
                          howuz teh mooby?

                        • no 1 in particular says:

                          wuz gud. it wuz Nyte at teh Myoozeeum abowt wut ai xpected

                        • PercyCat says:

                          Ay habbint scene it nyet.
                          Ay lyk Robbin Wilyums.
                          Chek owt “The World
                          According to Garp” frum
                          mini yrs ago.

                    • martoonie says:

                      A fren an I wented to see Tom Jones a cupple of yrs ago – we were abowt teh onlee wuns nawt warin leather trowsrs an awn HRT. Teh couple necks to us had brought a flask of tee an sammidges rappd in foil. U don’t see dat bery offen at teh Foo Fighters. stagehanddan is rite about some of teh fings froms awn teh stage – :shock: . Tom had to take a brake half way thro for a bit of a lie-down, but he’s still gawt it.

                      • martoonie says:

                        dat’s fings frown awn teh stage, nawt froms awn teh stage. Typin awf teh edge of teh bawks – u can’t see it!

        • smammie says:

          Ur pixtshur iz beri akkuratz… Mii adn teh ‘puter haz tu meatz on calmin grownz juss abowt dat wai.

          • jamamakitty says:

            nawt tew mini pix ob possums……….. only yers is teh cyoooot wun

            • jamamakitty says:

              did yew see dat ai posted more bracelet pix? but dey duzznt post berry big… can yew sees dems ok?

              • smammie says:

                iz ahn yer profile & pix ? oar cheezefrenz? Hazn’t bin tu CF yet.

                • jamamakitty says:

                  on teh profile……….. teh tab dat says my pics

                  • smammie says:

                    iz lukkin, butz nawt sea-in… sez 13 pix, wun Aye ken’t maek owt beri well, cud bii eet? oar iz mai lakc ob teknikcul skilz?

                    • jamamakitty says:

                      nawt der………. ai went an lukked. didnt save em….. i guess you gots to make a lol wit teh picture to save it? hmmmmmm

                      i’ll work on it later………… sry

                      tell NIP to quit wit teh lonely goat herd, smammie……. deys ben pickin on me awl day!!!

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        oh jeez……….snigglefritz………now dey is der………… my eyes is crossin and my hed is splodin!!

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          sez 27 pix now…………. argggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

                        • smammie says:

                          Doan luk… iz stihl sez 13 tu mii… Iz noe dout teh machinayshunz ob teh ebil Weird Pretzel… Aye wil sneek opz ohn dem wehn itz nawt whachin mii….

                        • smammie says:

                          nada… 13. Witch speekin ob 13… N1p wuz uzin ah simpul subteatushun code based ahn displaizemint ob 13. Itz wud bii beri hart tu reed iffin wuz in Lolspeek

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          wun time ai luk, sez 13 pix, next time sez 27 pix

                          dat duzzit!!! ai will put tem onna cheezfrens…..ai can count on dat site

                          hmmmmmmmmmph

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          ai noes, maisweeeo an maus wuz playin wit teh code earlier today…….. ais tew tired tew mess wit it

                          fankie

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          he started it!!! quick sum mais oui:

                          alienz invaded erf to get chzbrgrs.
                          i singed off key to skeer dem off (is my superpower)
                          alienz declared truce because I wuz using unreasonubull force:

                          my ornj hair (poisin) and the off keey singin.

                          rly, my hair izn’t rilly ornj. It only glows dat color wen I’m in a Peruvian sunset near teh oshun bekuz of teh bioluminescent micro organizms i ingested sum yrs ago in a swamp in Vieques.

                          The hair has pretty much gone back to its regular mausy color.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          noessssssssssssssss is sew priddy!! you’re werf it, Loreal

                        • mary O'Spockn says:

                          aw, yr. tout sweet;
                          not to wrurry. i’m shure it’ll glow dat color next time teh
                          ale yunz tries to invade- i’ll just step into teh sun; j
                          ust not win i’m inside in teh frumpy piano teechr mode- mite skeer teh liddul kiddees (and adultz)

  3. Tekniik says:

    yur underwarez… i haz em

  4. Sally says:

    mah cat deed dis teh ovva dai
    he haz multing
    not plezent :(

  5. smackymcgee says:

    *grabs tekniik but breaks a nail*
    .
    OWSH!
    .
    *looks closer at the underpants*
    .
    doze arnt eben myne! ware u git dese?

    • jamamakitty says:

      ewwwwwwwwwwwww, did teh kitty piddul in em?

      • cweenmj says:

        Duz dat reduseing deh fyre retardent properteez???
        Oar weren’t these deh FRUz??

        • zauberflote says:

          maybee deze iz teh 100p undiez?

          • Tidmum says:

            Mah TTI unnerwares cost moar dan 100p- If i duzzent yooze teh lidderboks soon I finkso I neeed gnu wunz!!!
            Yoo giuze crakkin me up!!!!! :lol:

            • smammie says:

              serbz U rite

              TTI, datz TMI…

              noa Aye duz gotz teh hiccupz…

              • caretroll says:

                BOO

              • Tidmum says:

                Haaahaaaa!!!!
                :lol:
                :lol:

                • zauberflote says:

                  smammie, ur hinkupz gon?

                  • zauberflote says:

                    Ohai Tidmum! U maekz me nerbous, go an uze the lidderbawckz B4 u needz new FGUz :)

                    • caretroll says:

                      Bunv Gvqzhz! H znrxm zr areobhf, tb na hmr gur yvqqreonjpxm O4 h arrqm arj STHm

                      whoa! tihs iz fun!

                    • jamamakitty says:

                      ai wuz wundrin iffn tidmum was up layte or early……….. ai gets cormfuzzled wen we change times tew. :lol:

                      • zauberflote says:

                        lessee, I iz eestern tyme, she’z 5 oar 6 hourz layter than me, sew, she’s up way layte!!!!!! like, whoa, like 3:00 am!!!

                        Tidmum, u ok?

                        • Tidmum says:

                          Iz 3.04am in TTI.
                          Been owt tewnite.
                          Tew mennee beerz :shock: sad an happee an …….
                          OMG!!! I LOST ONE OB MAH GARNET EERINGS
                          MR T.M BOTTED ME!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Tidmum! Yoo loasted yur garnet eering? OH!! Taht is harsh! Ai LUBS they garnet eerings. Wuzzit wun ov teh tradishunal wuns laik yoo find in teh Czhech REpublik? Thos are mai favoreits!!

                          Where did yoo loooz it? At hoam?

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Oh Tidmum, dat are :( . I hadded sum lurvelee garnet eeringz. an gave em tew a frend hoo needed tehm moar tahn mee– shee wuz up aggenst possible terminul cancer. She’s berry berry gud nao, an is juss awn “5-yr-watch” oar sumfin liek dat. Shee wares tehm alla tyme, too.

                        • Tidmum says:

                          *sniff* *sniff* I duzzent noe!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
                          Dey be so priddy an part ob a set ob nekliss,brayslitt,ring an eerings he botted me fer Kissmuss a few yeerz ago-aprt frum mah weddink ring an mah g-g-gramma’s gaygment ring,dems mah onlyest joolry :sad:
                          Mr T.M gonna be mad wiv me!!!!!!!1

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          I think I still have some garnet trade-beads, what size ya need?

                        • zauberflote says:

                          O Tidmum, Mr T nawt be mad, he be sad wif u! Cant help loozin a eering!

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Tidmum! Be calm. An think. Wehn did yoo put tehm awn – an wehre did yo go>

                          an waht kind ov back did it have?

                          Teh set sounds verree preittee in deed. An did yoo taek ene clotehse off whilst yoo had them awn? sumtiems they getz caught up in teh clothing!

                        • smammie says:

                          Tidmum, srsly… beads, or wut? Can you post ah pixtur on Cheezefrenz if itz beadz? Noe promises, but cud maibe duplicate for you.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          wun time wen snow wuz onna ground ai lost one ob mai pearl loops……. ai had a big sad……… teh snow melted an der dey were!!!

                          you will find dem………… luk in teh car…….. LUK IN THE CAR

                          :lol:

                        • Tidmum says:

                          *sigh*
                          Himz will be mad,but sad too. :sad:
                          Wuz Weddink annibersaree dis week. Him wuz away on teh day,so we go ouwt tewnite an has luffly time an den I looz teh eerink. I nawt telled him yet.
                          It kood be enneeware rown teh town. I dont noe wehre to start looking.
                          I can has a cry. :cry:

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Alsew, get “just only Aden” tew look fer u. Mai David haz teh sharpest eyez in teh East Coast, an has fownded mennee missing eerings foar mii. an teh teeny tiny liddle bakkz, tew.

                        • Tidmum says:

                          I chekked ma clobes-teh onlee fing I tayked orf so far bees ma Mowse hammuck,an it nawt in der.
                          We wented tew elebentee differnt pubs an yoozed 3 differnt Taxis an den walked hoam frum teh last Playce an I cud ob lawst it enneware. :sad:

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Ur what? Mowse hammuck?? Dat wut I finkz it iz???? 8O

                        • zauberflote says:

                          (((Tidmum))))))))) doan haz a cry!! Taek two aspirinz an a gallon ob water, an u feelz bedderer in teh later mornin! Tehn u can luk 4 teh eerinz. They nawt goin NEware nao, 4 shoor I finksewnawt.

                        • smammie says:

                          Aye sew glad u akz dat… Aye clooless

                        • Tidmum says:

                          *Brazziaire*
                          I hates beein trussed up lyke a chikking. So. Wen I haz to akshully go owt an ware reel clobes,nawt mah pjammies-wich be teh WIN owtfit-
                          teh nawt sekkund item ob clobing taht cums orf iz ma Hammuck.
                          *ping* *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* ….it flies akraws teh rume!!! :lol:

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          mowse hammuck? sounds priddy liddel

                        • zauberflote says:

                          smammie, if itz wut I fink it iz, I hazznt had mowses since I were 25. nao theyz moar, maybe, pijjunz oar dovez liek in teh bookz, :lol:

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          ai hates dems wit a passshun!!! squinch…..scrunch……crunch…..

                          mowse hammuck :lol:

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          you wouldn’t happen to have seen Beaches, Bette Midler (sp?) singing Otto Titsling, just kills me.

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Sew…ok, wii gotz teh picher heer. Tidmum braless sittin inna puddle ob “wut-comez-after-o”. Tidmum, yew tew mush! :D

                        • Tidmum says:

                          gots teh Parrot seeds, teh wadder an teh Ibuprofen- pop pop glug glug swaller swaller… hoapfullee no hangober in teh mornin. :shock:
                          I chek awl ebreeware inna howse inna mornin-an boichik too will halp I finkso-
                          I finkso I phone teeh Taxi peeeps an ask dem tew luk in teh Taxi.
                          Nebber mynd. I nawt be lawst which is teh mane fing. *puts a brave fayce awn*

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Nao Dan, wen hii haz a mowse hammuck, hii be doin teh contact sportz liek rugby oar (Murrikan) footbawl, rite Dan?

                        • Tidmum says:

                          Mowse hammuck nawt praps teh best deskripshun-is family werds-
                          wuz troo elebentee yeerz ago. :lol:
                          Maybee ’skaffoldin’ iz bedder deskripshun!! :lol: :lol:
                          .
                          I haz yoosed teh lidderboks an I nawt disgrayce mah sef I hoaps :oops: :lol:

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          never played football, too small as a kid, and the school I went to couldn’t even field a 6-man team. However at college there were bumper-stickers advising to give blood, play rugby.

                        • smammie says:

                          Wut wuz teh line abowt 2 countreez, separated bai ah commin langwige? Mowse hammuck indedy-do….

                          TIDMUM!! Uze teh litterbaux abter awl dat gluggin!!!!

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Yah, an “Rugby players have leather balls” too, *snerk*

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          BTW, for the male of the species, it would be referred to as a “bananna hammock”, at least around the odd-ball folks I work with.

                        • Tidmum says:

                          ” Rugby is a game played by men with odd shaped balls”

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          having never been a scrum, I cannot testify. mais, ‘aving ceen a coople, J’nai pas suprisee.

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          and down here, TX, a mouse-hammock is collocquilly known as a “double-barrel sling-shot”.

                        • smammie says:

                          NJ: ober-teh-shuldur-boldur-holdur

                        • Tidmum says:

                          *snerk* snurk*
                          *dubble snerk*
                          …Wypes kawffee orf pyooter skreen!!!…………..
                          .
                          Gotta goe to bed nao 4.20 am an birds singin,kittehs got butt wigguls ov doom an ma skwirlol jess poked himz hed ober teh fence.
                          “HAPPY CATURDAY CHEEZFRENZ”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          Nitey nite?Mornin? TTFN โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

                        • Romeow says:

                          Tidmum, wen u wakes up, b sure to call ebery place u wented to lass nite. Sumtiems wen teh lites go up and tehy clean teh places, stuffs is found.
                          I’m keeping gud fots that ur earring will b returned.
                          {{{{{Tidmum}}}}}

                        • smammie says:

                          Nitey-nite {{{Tidmum}}} suite dreemz

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          nao, wye chee wanna dreem boot furrniture, or rental property?

                        • no 1 in particular says:

                          hai-bai, Tidmum! if yu seez tihs wen yu wayk, have a happitayl Caturday! :D

                  • smammie says:

                    wunnerful… Aye gotz sum gingery-ale, adn wuz beddar…Aye cumz bakc hear…Wham U guise gotz mii agin. Iz laffin gud wai tu bern orf kaloriiz? Aye mite stai hear awl nite at dis rayt.

                    • zauberflote says:

                      Yup, laffin garawnteed tew burn cloloreez!

                      • zauberflote says:

                        an gibz teh hole-boddee werkowt, an razez teh endor….nedroph..feel-gud chemiculz.

                        • zauberflote says:

                          akshullee, dese undeez iz frum teh NB frum tihs afternoon!!! nao i rekkinyzez tehm!! Maus wuz taekin picherz rite an leff! Teh fyremenz anfyrewimmenz wuz throwin tehse arownd! 8O

                        • smammie says:

                          hmmm, Ben & Jerry’s in dis hand, scrolly maus in teh udder. Win!

                        • caretroll says:

                          HIC!

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Ware ebbereebuddee go? Nitenite awl peepz? Awww, ZF wantz tew plai fer a few moar minnitz :(

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          :shock: Awl that happeneded this afturnooon??? LOL!! Wai doo awl the funn things happen when ai cant bee heer!!

                          Ummmm. . .where can ai find this?? It sounds HIGHlee amewsing!! ;) A

                          An yoo were there????

                        • Tidmum says:

                          I still heer-laffin an xxxxxxx mah legses!!!!!

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          yew hazznt used litter box yet?

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Ohai JCH4K!!! :D Maus wuz in a meetin during teh pic cawled I iz abowt to delete ur cookiez. IRL in a meetin. Off-n-awn wii wuz tryin to maek him snerk, an it WERKED!! He snerkded in teh meetin. I red sum layter, an there was hankeepankee at the NB.

                        • smammie says:

                          TIDMUM Stawp dat adn uze teh litterbox!!!!

                          Ayez hear tu, juss bounin bakc adn 4th, habbin a grand tiem

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          an j-pak ai putted sumfin shud make yew grin on the “plz sir, ai can has sum more” lolpik………. but read it later wen yew has a minnit

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          :D Ai gibs up!! What izzit yoo ar doing to yur legses??

                          An – zf – hankeepankee in the NB? Ai ar shocked!!

                          An yoo maed Maus to snerk in a reel meeting? He wuz doing
                          ICHC at a MEETING??? Taht iz bold indeed!! ;)

                          11

                        • zauberflote says:

                          smammie, I hazznt gawt teh hang ov teh bowncin bakk an forf yet, I gess– moar praktiss niided!

                        • zauberflote says:

                          J-paqc, go luk at teh lolpic! It were teh hahahahohohofunnee, oar leece I fot sew.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Will ai know it wehn ai find it?? teh grinning sumething? Doo ai need a hint??

                        • Tidmum says:

                          I wuz krossink mah legses Janet. Too layte fer lidderboks nao I finkso :oops:
                          Tew mennee pintz ob beer tewnite an fun an laffs on heer an I has a liddle prollum :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: Bwahahahahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa…..
                          Klonk ……….Heeeeeheeeee…..haaaaaaaaaaaaaa…. ohhhhh!!!!
                          Teh porosity!!!!!!!!

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Sry took sew lawng– hadda kid-care issyoo…. It’s “I iz aboyt to deleat ur cookiez”, an teh fun starts about 6 poasts daown, wif Maus at 6:35 sayin he has to go to a meetin.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Oh yoo guise. Ai ar sorreee. Mai stranj cuzzin Greg haz just cawled an ai must talk to him! He awlwayz cawls layte at nite – and talks and talks an talks – but he needs sumwun to talk to – an ai ar IT!! :(

                          Ai will com bak an see waht fun yoo had . . .*sniff* wiffaut mee. An ai will bo an luk at the funneez.

                          Ai doo haet to go!

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Naw, I goin fer shower NEwai! Tehn bed fur mii. Letz teh hubbee pretend hii gonna stay up an reed wif himz tea inna mugg, butz awn Friday nites he juss fawllz asleep awn teh cowch……getz up abowt 4:30 am, feedz teh catz, an comez tew bed foar moar snxzzzzzz’z.

                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                        AND it can maek yoo helfee and liv much lawnger!! :D

    • smackymcgee says:

      dis poz’d tu b up dere unner jamamakitty’s offur to halp gitz mai unnerwares bak!
      .
      stoopy werdpretzl! (ob koars wen i post dis it mite sho up in teh rite plais…)
      .
      (oar mebbe stoopy me. mebbe i dint klicky teh rite linky)
      .
      oooh luk! sumfing shinee!

  6. raingod says:

    Ur underwearz….try washing them, kthx.

  7. ManfredMom says:

    Michio!!! Nau Ai noze wear u hides -under wear!!!

    • jamamakitty says:

      ai wunderd wair awl teh hair came frum……….. :twisted:

      • smammie says:

        wehn Beloved Offsring libbed atz hoom, himz had looooonnng harez, beri long, beri blonde… wud migreat inda wash tu ebberywunz clothes… Mr. Pjammie wanned tu noa Y boychik wuz ware teh parental unitz breefs ona hiz hed…. (lub doez dotz)

        • jamamakitty says:

          ai wuz pluggin up teh sink and teh bafftub dis year……… mai medicashun maded me lose lots ob hair (nawt bald like) but ter was hair awl ober mai coats and ebbryfing………… medicashun ober next wedsday…….. long 48 weeks!!

          awl beddar now

          • smammie says:

            can aks wut badness yu B habbin? Adn gibs mii teh happi dat iz awlmoas obber 4 yu.

            • jamamakitty says:

              ai had teh surgery back in teh early 80’s……… ai needed teh transfusion an tey didnt test teb blud den… in early 90s ai found out ah had hep c…….. but didnt seem to make much diffrens…….. had checkup las yer and libber biopsy.. dr tiny cat says…. yew mus dew teh treatment or yer libber will get teh cirrohsis, just from teh virus in teh blood (fank cc ah had quitted teh drinkin or cudden do teh treatment) anyway teh virus is UNDETECTABLE since week 12 of teh treatmet………… berry gud news. nao we jus has tew keep teh pinkies crossed it wont flare up agin…….. treatment is lot like chemo… suppresses cell replication sew yer bloodcount gets low cause de marrow not makin iny……… boring!! sry……. but mai last shot wuz yesterday!!! an only 6 more days of pills and awl ober!!!! fanks few askin!!!

              • mary O'Spockn says:

                YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

                we reddy to celebrate wif yr faaaaaaaaaavorite sawng?

                • jamamakitty says:

                  stick a fork in me, aim dun!!! LOL

                  • zauberflote says:

                    (((((((((jamamamakitty)))))))))) I iz sooo happeetayle 4 yew bein dun!! An *undetectable*, YAY!!!

                    • jamamakitty says:

                      fank yew awl………… {{{smammie, mais oui, zauberflote}}}

                      ai will has more energy in a cupplea weeks……… nawt been fun, but aim nawt a whiner!! ai din’t miss much werk……… dammit!! :lol:

                      • stagehanddan says:

                        may all be well, improving, and continuing to do so.
                        *positive thoughts*

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          thanks shd……… ai refuses to fink about iffn it flares up agin!!! noesssssss

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          I feel that way about shingles and kidney stones, I had to stay off my bike until the be-damned stone passed.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          neiver ub wich sounds like inny fun……….. had teh shingles……… not gud

                          ai hopes nebber tew hab teh kstones!!

                        • smammie says:

                          B.Offsring weighed in at 10lbs, 3oz, wud radder du it agin tehn deel wif teh kidlii stonez…at lease hym dint hab pointee endz…. Doan wanna noa bowt shingulz.

                      • smammie says:

                        U teh bestest Jamama!!! Ebben dint miss werk, wif ah gud ekcuse tu. Aye tell dem *Aye kint com in todai, haz prollum wif mai visin* dey say *wuz rong?* Aye tell dem, *Aye juss cant C maiselb being dere todai….*

                    • Tidmum says:

                      {{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}

                      Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! fer werked treetments. :grin:
                      *Happitayl Happitayl Twirl an prance*
                      *I haz dood teh Happitayl danse* !!!

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        {{{{tidmum}}}}

                        ai puts teh spell on teh missing earring………. teh glow will lead yew rite tewit tomorrow!!!

                        • Tidmum says:

                          Fankyoo jamamakitty. :grin:
                          I can has to go up teh wooden hill to Bedlington nao-Hardlee seeems werf it tho-teh Dawn korus is just beginnin heer. I can has a eerlie breffust an a day in bed I finkso :grin:

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          on dat note, aim goin tew turn in shortly also…………. mai economy stimulating noooooo washer n dryer will be here between seben an nine tomorrow……… ai will takes teh pikshur……. big excitement here!!!

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          sees yew awl offn on ober teh caturdai n sumdais!!! lurves to wun an awl…..

                        • stagehanddan says:

                          good night, sleep well.

                        • smammie says:

                          Nitenow J’mama, Thnx agin fur teh possum-puter pix.

              • Romeow says:

                {{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}
                Yeah! Iz almoss ober and UNdetktable!!!
                Dat reely suks to hab all dat happen an none ov it waz ur fault.
                I’m sowy u had to go froo awl dat.
                Didz teh kittehs brush u wen u waz shedding? Dey shud hab. :lol:

        • stagehanddan says:

          yeah, I shed like a cat as well, I find 2′ long hair of various color in the damnednest of places.

  8. no 1 in particular says:

    duzai haz hayry unnerware? yee-uk! pleh!

  9. D.R. says:

    Sniffy, sniffy… no, dis not weerd, y u lookin at mee dat wey?

  10. catalogical humor says:

    Underpantz Kat’s plan:

    1. Collect underpants
    2. ???
    3. Cheezburgurs!!!

  11. maxiwaxikens says:

    nice gig

  12. Christian says:

    furz: undrpantz
    seknd: ????
    turd: praphit!

  13. TT says:

    hahahaha my cat duz dat all da tym

  14. stagehanddan says:

    so as to maintain a viger-vigoru-vig..(dammit) busy sox-life purrhaps?

  15. sara says:

    I see London, I see France, basement cat napz in yur underpantz
    ;)

  16. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    Fink teh undapants nomes been heer.

  17. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Basmint kitteh apruvs uv yer nawty unnerwares; dey iz sinful. **wink wink**

  18. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh sez tihs iys her plaise; her claiymes iyt;

    Sez tuu goe awai adn leeve alla stuf jes ware iyt iys; her lieks iyt messy;

    (Iyt maikes a beddure howse foar her taht wai, her sez!!!!) :lol:

  19. leann0330 says:

    4 tha rekird, ai is “underpant kitteh’s” mama and he wuz naht in tha underpants drawer…bad misew kitty! Thoze are tee shurtz.

  20. Icelegs says:

    hahahahahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL : D

  21. lothlorien says:

    i’m in ur drawer… steelin ur unmentionables ;P


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