ahm not worrit about how much she can take, it’s how much she can hand out that gives me the sweats.

ai just didn’t lyke tew finkso ai mayded yu kwai! ai iz gunna go wach a moobee, brb! <3

Ohai Stagehanddan!!

Duz U ‘membur “Fried Green Tomatoes”? U iz beri astu.. smartz tu wurrii bowt wutz us mommaz ken hand owt. Butz ura sweetii-pi, sew du nawt worrii tu mush.

b4 ai puts hoof in mouf agin, is stagehanddan himz or herz……… shud be obvius but yew nebber noes

iz finkin a hym, butz iz okee-dohkee punster noa maddur wut. Cuud bii purple wif blu stripz and wurshippin parkin meaturz fur awl Aye caer… iz pruvend tu plai well wif uddurz,

yew is rite……… but udder dai ai referred to Aahz as hers…….. not a big deal jus likes tew clear teh air

tru, wud nawt wanna maek teh “prettii, shiny” braiselet fur teh hym.. weight ah sekkund, butz Aye did! Maed Mr. Pjammie wun.. wuz chain maille, sewz okai, rite?

male, stagehand by trade, damn, er….um, dan by name.

fanks, yew jus nebber noes…….. teh obvious, it is nawt always wut it seems

OMG……….parking meaturz……..can’t…….stop…….snickering.

*headdesk*-*headchair*-*headfloor*….thud

Dand if yu dew, damned if yu doant?

O hai, Jamamakitty an stagehandan! it iz indeed best to ask. Tho ai hav found yoo can offen tell just hao teh peeple speek. Fur teh moast part, ai think guise just salk differntly tahn gurls.

Dan? Ar yoo stagehanding sumthing nao???

dun for the day, highschool graduation at the building I work at (primarily), just hanging out groovin’ to y’all

dey sulk diffrently tew

smammie,
I was about 12 or so before I figuired out my name wasn’t actually Dammit Danny

SHD, u muss be teh lass in a lawng lyne ob kidz? tee hee, dammitdanny!

6 brothers here… My sister and I both thought we were “Goddammit Boy”, the Geezer couldn’t remember all our names, so he never discriminated….

no, I am the first-born of two first-born, something of an experiment if you will

WEe knoo sumwun hoo sed herz dotter wuz firteen b4 shee figyurd owt dat herz naem wuzzn’t Pammydammit!

stagehanddan…

is that like my friend who’s the third of a set of twins?

smammie,
not sure, no history of twinning in my family. Mai Little Sister however does know how your Geezer feels, she has four boys (five if you count the husband, *snicker*). When I visit it’s a toss-up just whose name she’ll adress ya with.

honesslii… she gotz 2 legit birf certifficatz…beri twisty storii

smammie,
I don’t think so, no history of twinning in my family. However my Lil’ Sister knows how your Geezer feels as she has four boys (five if one counts the husband *snicker*). When I visit it is anyones guess what name you’ll be adressed by.

otai, Aye tukt mai sneekurz orf, adn Aim uzin teh abacus,, butz how yu ken B first-born ob two first-born?

Aeh’m de yungest ov 6, bai de tiem mai dad got to mai naem he furgot whai he wuz yellin at me.

smammie,
Mai mom-cat, the first-born child of her family. Mai dad-cat, the first-born child of his family.

snickering here, oh, Aye noas ur pane…