i can has som more?
plees sur i can has som more?
wut do u want moar of? a karot?
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Nope!! Yuze 2 phattt!!!1
I can haz u fur dissert!
Gratz on nawt sekond gibbocat. Somefon will offr drinks an danz?
Iz serbian ham & swis nomlettes wif toastie Engalishious muffinz todai. Hawt caffee frum teh Fronsh press tu…
buttz teh onli muzik ur gettin owtta mii is “ur momma doan dans”
Hai Cimba.
Eye bin drinkin 2 mush kawfee. sew juss a glaz ov frish waddur 4 mii. teh helfee opshun!
An dis liddul mowzee lukz liek him skampurz gud. sew a skamprin dans if yew noes wun??
Doan noe bowt handikat’s spinnin danz – eye bin up awl nyt an wud mek mii berree dizzee!!
but mai b gud 4 balanzin yur chakraz liek teh werlin durvish..?……..;)
Want sum lehmin wit dat waddur? *Skampir, skampir, skampir. Wiggle, wiggle, giggle. Shimii, shimii, spin.* Tah dah!
Ai noes only swing – weeeeee
Chakraz liek teh werlin durvish *blush* mai tummee to faat fur dat
I haz too many dissert *blush*
gibbocat, yew will be gibbin hammie a commplecks!!!
Still, Ai shal dans foar yew.
Howbout lots of spinnin round, lyke hammie onna wheeeeel:
*spinspinspinspinspinspinspin*
*fall ober laffin*
woent gif teh hammee a complexyun – unless himz noze gitz red oar sush?? but wii nead dem in teh weal werkin an spinnin.
wif teh pryz ov oyul eet am gonna B hamsturs dat powurs teh nayshun. get em in traynin nao – juss liek leeza-b’s newklear skwirlz.
go go hammee go!!!
heez nawt fat, heez flooffee
Ohai Mary! I wuz juss reedin bowt how u plannin a ICHC reunion at mai howse in Wodds Hole…….how duz Spetember sound to u?
Waitinn impayshuntly fer teh nexzt lolpic…….
srsly? a reeyunyun in Woodz Hole @ yr house? no way! it would be like herding kittehz…
…fun but berry confyuzzling!
an den wii cud pikk owt awl teh tickz after teh herdin wuz dun, an awl teh minnoez wuz chaysed to def
i aer skeered of teh tikz. srsly. inordinately cweeeepeded owt. speshully wif the lyme dizeeze. i just KNOW i am going to geddid.
Parrentlee tihs iz werst tikk seeson in lawng tyme. Dey is defynytelee cweepee. Wen I wuz a kitten, dey wuz just, um, ho-hum a tikk.
oar did yew meen “phat” litter ally, azin urban kewl phat:
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yo bro u b tawkin bout my homeboi?
Yo Sweepea! I iz installin teh new dongle in Teh Lab tihs mornin. I’ll let yoo know how you it goes…
Sry. My post was totallee cormfuseling. I meended to use strikethru insted on italicks on “you”. Tehn it mite have been funnee. Or not.
*sigh*
sokay. i haz shrot term memoree loss. i awreddy forgotted dat wun, an am nao readin dis won and going
…teh saga cormtinyuuus
Well… it’s off to Teh Lab. If yoo feels tingeling sensayshuns or sum funny urges or heer voyces… well… um… try to ignoer it.
oh, wait. holdon- lemmee get bak to u.
somebodee’s talkin in my eer.
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*luks round- seize nobodee*
I iz dun wif teh install. So…… Hao duz yoo feel?
hmmm.
*pondurz*
now I hearz teh seen frum stardrek moovie ware Spok iz heerin teh 3screeem compyuter sayin “how do you feel?” x 3
otter dan dat, i feel fairlee “normul” wich, in itsef, iz a nindikashun sumfin iz difrunt.
Iz tihs dongle teh wun u cayme up wif after teh semmyclooless peepz gotz dun wif teh ideeyah?
uhohes- dat duz seem to be a very bad juxtapsio, er jinxtapr, juxtaposhishunz ob ebentz.
Nah. Tihs dongle is fer a buncha engineers. Tehy ackshooly has a clue or three…
fur teh clyuntz view ob teh enjineer, see below
Lyke, as in,
“scatts.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/how-the-architect/”
An awl it needs iz teh h t t p colonslash thingie
Hmmmm, gibbocat: Nation gunna bees runnin awn ‘Hammie-Powure’???
YAY fur gibbocat up there in teh Taupe Spot!!
Smammie – mai ai hav sum ov taht Fronsch Press Cawfee? Thanks!!
*KLONK* Heer’s to yoo, gc! (ar yoo drinking yur Smammie cawfee aut ov a mug??) Ai, alas, hav no tiem rite nao to dans teh Dans ov Joi (oar Bemewsment) fur yoo. Ai’ll be bak laytur!!
is dat gibbogato’s
furstnawt sekund nawt sekund? i bin outta da loupe, so i duzn noe.Ai think so.
But ai a nawt shur. There ar surpizinglee meenee Pikchurse heer taht ai nav NAWT red! Ai trai to keep up. . . but. . . sumtiems ai just cant! 
It b hard to reeding dem awl. I ushullee ken manage 2 keeping up wif 2 aor mebbe free if I’m lukkee. sumtymez dis b like a giant partee wif sew menny interesting conversashunz going on at wunst. Even if u don’t partissipate, just reeding it awl is hard to keeping up wif. But it b sew much funz. . . I b addicted.
meeeeeeeeee tew!!! an den all teh messages onna cheezfrens……. I rilly gets mixed up there!!!
J-Pak!! mai folkes sabed a bunch of “fraktured german” stories/whutebbers from sum military publication wen we libed in Germany……. ai copied wun for yew
Das Youngisch Hierwasser
(Ryhmes Mein Grossfader Made)
By Dave Morrah
Closer by das Gitschel Goomisch,
Nearisch to das wasserlaken
Ben residen Frau Nokomisch
In ein wiggenwammer dwellen.
Mit der oldisch frau gestayen
Ben ein youngisch Reddenskinner;
Liven in das wiggenwammer
Mit der frau ben Hierwasser.
Ven der nighten ben arriven,
Hierwasser nicht ben snoozen,
Nicht ben snoren mit der wheezen,
Hierwasser ben outscreamen!!
Was ist holden off der sleepen?
Was ist causen all der screamen?
Ach! Der schtunken Frau Nokomisch
Ben der wildisch tale getellen!
Smallisch wonder Hierwasser
Mit der birders ben getalken,
Mit der chippenmunkers playen,
Mit der westerwind ben fighten.
Ist das tale about der ghosters?
Ist das tale concernen beasters?
Nein! Nokomisch ben declaren,
“Kris Kolombus ist gecomen!”
Taht’s hillareeous!! Beminds me ov Sid Caesar wen hims wud du teh
skitses awn Tee Bee!!!
i nawt fat, iz big bond!
You can’t has any pudding if you don’t eats your meat!
B-b-but, dis guy is vegem… vegete…. he doan eets meet by naychure!
Omg Pick Floyd refrenses.
We dun nid no educashun.
Iz hammie naemed Olivur?
Fetch teh beadle!
peaze puddin adn saveloys, wut nex iz teh kwestshun…
Yes!
…rich jentlmin has it boyz
een-die-jest-shun!
noms gloriuz noms…
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick a pocket or two!
“Oliver” ref FTW!!!
hee hee! dadcat played teh big bad gai in it wunce! kant think ov teh naym, tho. tew erlee in teh murnin!
MOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR?!?!?!?!
AWWWWWWWWW! So cyoooot!
*swoon*
Hammie is tu kyooet!
Splort!
Splat!
Iz ded frum teh kyooet.
Gives hammie som meelk
An a hug
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/27/i-haz-a-donut/
Yu can has a donut, hammie…
kyooty!
thanx, cSmall
O Noooooes!!! Weez can haz Hammie Splorts az wel??? Ai beddure wautchit!!!
Deez r not corms.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/23/scuze-me-waitur/#comments
No soup for you!
♫ ♫ No milk todayeee…..
Hurmun Hurmits ref FTW !!!…..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIQepFF-SrO
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ooooh ai useeded tew hav suches a crushes awn himz….waz cyoot, an wiff a accent tew !
ai treiz agin…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIQepFF-Sr0
ggrrrrrrrrsum daze, ai hatez it wen dey uses “o”s oar “I” s, ai can’t tellz dem apart wen ai coppies dem owt…( stil dont noes how tew cut an pastes…)
but hurmun iz obber awn utube singin “no milk today” ifn u goes obber der…ai cannunt fine teh paff….sry..
*Putz on deh Geek Hat wif propeller*
psst – salleh —
2 dew deh copy- paste:
putting ur cursur at deh beginningz uf wut u wanting to copy. Den klik and holding deh maus button down while moving deh maus 2 deh ending uv wut u wanting 2 copy. when deh hole ting b hie lited, letting go uv deh maus button and deh letterz shud stay hie lited. Noaw, pressingdeh Ctrl and deh C keyz bof at wunst. (dat duz deh copy) Noaw navigatingz 2 wear u wanting deh stuffz pasted and klikking deh maus so deh cursur b in deh rite spot. . Noaw pressing deh Ctrl and deh V keyz bof at wunst. (dat duz deh paste). Violetz!!! U have noaw cutted and pasted!!! Taking a bow!!!
*applesauce*
*takingz off deh Geek Hat and playing wif teh propeller*
Wow, their best and most obscure song. Yea salleh
oh fank yew……uhm ….er….. nawt sew obskure tew me akshually ……corse ai noed AWL der sowngz….waz a big fan…..(dey wer preddy populur bak ina 60′z…..an Momcatz lieked dem cawse dey wer teh “kleen kut” an cyoot tew boot !) dey wer nowt skruffy liek teh Stones, oar slitely nawty liek teh Kinkz,
sumfin tells me ai’m intew sumfin gud!! HA
Beatlez
Hermanz Hermitz
nawt the Stonez (then enneewaiz)
an layter teh Monkeez
Teh Cyrkle
Janis Joplin
An NEbuddee who wuz at Woodstock, teh real wun
Foodz, Glo-ree-us Foodz!
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEXXXXYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAT!!!!! MORE??????
Shure, hammie, yuu can haz sume moar!!!! Yuu kan ebben haz sekonds adn keepes teh spuune!!
Wanna drinkee??? (Hmmmmm, wut duz hammies liek tuu drinkes??)
Jes speek up; doan bees shieye; gibb us yuur rekwestes foar wutebber
Yuur Liddel Kyuootniss wunts………:smile:
HEY! I made something like this a week ago.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1151096
Wut a Dorable Tuxie!!!! Soe veree kyuoote!!!!
AMAZING
AAAAHH!
I donut yoozualley splort ober teh rodentia, but geez, reely –
AAAAAAAAHHHH! TOOO CYOOOOT! *splort*
Hoo Boi, BGee; yuu needez halp;
OK geyt whiskes brum adn duystpan adn sweepez up alla braynes; skoop up adn piles bak up iynto BGee’s hed; sekure firmley wif duckee taipe; puul awn
CHRG wdoi adn ’50’s bavving cap as wel; snapses iynto plaise; findez sawftee burple blankee wif kitteh printses onnit; pulles up unner BGee’s chin; mixx hawt
chokomalit drinkee adn findes chokomalit possums adn gibbs to BGee;
Yuu restes naow, BGee, adn taike a liddel nappee; yuu wil feal beddure sune!!!
Whew!!! Ai ar tyred!!
Dis ham iz Kumanoko… meeningz “Bear Cub” or “Bebeh Bear”. Kumanoko cyoooootestest ham dat evr was.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/seattle_roll/sets/640398/
ASD;LKAS;LDKA;ASDASDA;LSDKFDLKS
WANT
huh?
Weh!! I was goin’ to do this capshun 4 a picshur… I thot I has’d the idea 1st =(
Isnt dat from garfield? u kno teh movie
that was a very adorable picture i looooooooooooooooooooooooooove it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much i just love lovey lovey lovey looooooooove it
misspelled ‘Moar’
Lolz meh hamsyah is zactly like dat one