GPS kitteh
GPS kitteh Gets u to ur destination
sum kittehs nawt sew gud at GPSin.
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but the destination is always to the gushifud tuna store…
…or the Corner Catnip Cashncarree…
Mais Oui Sweet Pea back in form wif teh FFL post!
you must’ve let me…i’m outta pwaktiss.
I was riting wun last commint on teh last pic. Gotta head home. Has a niec weakend! *airkiss*
teh maus iz gone.
We has been de-maus-ticated.
Iz it true dat Maus is wun ov da Thrii Maus-cat-eers, an’ dat gog-tag-non iz a kitteh whu tags goggies?
Yesh; butt Maus bees tuu shyie tuu aydmitt tuu iyt;
(Hims doan wanna bee bovvurred gibbin aowt auwtoegraffs)!!!!
Teh goggie paurt, Ai dunno; Ai hasta askes mai Lolbradoar…..
Or teh Kitteh Mall. Here is whut stores they has:
All Kindsa Shiny Things
Bed, Barf and Beyond
Comfy Furnitures R Us
D…
ded rats (and dots)
early birds
foo foo drinks
gushi fuds………
h……………………..
HairBallery
International House of Cheezburgers
Jingly Things a Go-Go
K…
Kintuki Fried Catnip
Lobster Maus
McLOLnalds
N…
Harestylist (for fabulous rabbits)
Indi-vidual-ally wrapped mousie toysRus
Joolry pour la Kitty-Kollar
L….
Hejhoggeh Pie
Icey Cold Beverij
Jammeh Dodgehs
K…
Yay! 3 replies @ 9.38… Tihs mus meen sum kinda concatebrashuns!
drinks for 3 purrhaps?
fur az ai noze ownly da tawp begin commintz getz tu sillibrate. yu canz joyn dem.
Hoover House of Horrors.
I Can Has Cheezebrgr (in the food court)
Jack Deth in the Box (fast food joint with free poetry with every order)
LOL! Letz awl go eet at Jack Deth inna box!
I bet day haz wunnerful Root Bier Flotes
If da powums are memorized, dey’d be rote bier flotes.
…an if u puts dem to musik,dey be rote bier flutes…
*can’t get the image out of his head and is going to have to try an’ make a rote bier flute, now.
U guise slay me!
Um, is u guise my grandma?
izzat wair yew gotz it?
No, she gived me her good silverwares and will come back from teh ded to kill me when I gives it to teh firemans. (see below, a few threads down)
sumhow ai finks her mite unnerstan???
I fink I needs to bees vol- volun- part-tymes firemens. Shur is a lawt ob nawty-barn tawk bout firemens roun heer.
*hand shootingz up in deh air!!*
Kan I b gibbing deh fyzzikkle 
oo! oo! ooo!
I’m not a docter, but I hab seen wun on TV!
krispi kitti cremes
lollllllipooops
mice mice baby
n………
National Kitteh Bank
Meat and Cheez on a Bun
Orange Mice on a Stick (temporarily closed by Health Dept.)
Nuffin buts mowsees
Orinjj jooleeus (not teh poysin wunz)
Purrsses-R-Us
quznos sammiches
rodent fries
spay n nooter clinik (no want)
tybootique
ubbercats
verry speshul fings
w…….
Wooly things to shred……
Xtra-special kitteh store…..
Yummy Treats R Us…..
Zippered kitteh beds.
Quarter Pounders By Teh Pound
Rough Surfaces To Go
Snorgle Hut
Tribbles
Undergarmentz frum
Victoreea Sectrts
Dey stele deze V S fingz nd taik ona toor arownd naburhud soze ebreebuddee can se wut yu warez
:oops)
YAY is finished……….. ai was afeeeeeerd
JAMMIE DODGERS!!! where, where, wherewherewhere,
please to excuse, hard to find here
We has tehm in TTI. We can ship u dem wiv teh neckst brijj we sendz ober.
eight years ago, while working at “Lost Colony” (the oldest out-door drama in america) one of the actors (from TTI) had to go home (family reasons), so I handed her twenty dollars for as many Jammy Dodgers she could get in her luggage.
have had none since they ran out, I has a sad.
http://www.britishfoodshop.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?Search=Yes&sppp=150
sigh, 1,371 miles. what a road-trip on the scooter that would make.
Whut, u doesn’t has mail delibery whare u lives? Or UPS? They sez they ships anywhares.
UPS maybe, but I gotta be there to accept delivery and I work such odd hours. I cannot count on mail, yahoos have been driving over, not knocking, DRIVING over my mailbox. Scattered it not six pieces over 75 feet.
U can has things delivered to a UPS Store. They might charge u a few extry moneys for it, but worth it to know that ur package will be there and not runned over.
snerk @ bed,barf & beyond!
…dunno if i kan get past teh barf imaj, tho…
boy, has ai had eveninks liek dat.
wot, yu carnt amember?!
If u can remembr it, u wazn’t tehr!!
If a twee falls in da forist an U cant amembr it….Did it happin???
that depends, on who has the negative.
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Mary O! U awl alone inna top spot! Concatulations! Whut kinda sillybrayshun u lyke?
*hmmm* nawt shure… sujeschunz?
ai noes a guuuuuuuuuud song for teh sillrashun!!!
heehee revenj is sweet, eh? go ahead!
nahhhhhhhhhh duzznt fit teh okayshun……… will wait till yew leeeeeeeeeest expekt it
nao dat’s just cruuuuuuuuuuuule!!!
nooooboddy expects the spammish jamamakitty!
yew jus nebber noes innybuddy, dus yew? heh heh
hee hee!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Men in the midst of a table d’hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/goatherd.htm
Noesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (voice trails off as teh jamamakitty jumps out teh winder)
*splat*
*snerk*
snik!
squeee-ge
mop-mop
as jamamakitty rises frum teh ded……………. whew, it wuzznt teh fall
twas teh sudden stawp
hed-desk!
Oar deh Wennees ur McDonalls ur Burger Kat
Mc Donlols, mebee?
Hoo needz a boi scowt?!
want a beer?
it’s 7 oclock in the morning
scotch?
Datz not gonna halp ur orintearing skillz. A crooked lyne, let mee show u it!
Mr. Mommeh ref, FTW!
No need to ask fur direkshuns
Dis kitteh luks laik noes sacklee ware dey goin
back seat drivers r teh wurst…:smile:
Mined kontrol kitteh gides u 2 teh mowse faktoree
Hoep kitteh GPS is nawt az irritaytin az mai sistrz wun wot keeps sayin “reecalcoolatin” orl teh tiem
yah! sillee gps fing finkz it noze bettur dan us ware we going tu nd wantz us tu dribe awn danjrus freewaiz. Last tiem ona wai hoam it finely gabe up nd sez”yu go ennyware yu wantz, ai dunt care.”
ware duz I turn, kat-kat?
where ebber I tells you!! Naio, der bee noms-a-waitin’…….Drive FASTER!!!!
doan furrgit teh bownuz poynts fur eberee goggee wii runz owbur!!1
gotta gib da kat kat a kit kat oar u nao scat scat…..
momcat- cat
:ahem: puts on the caretroll mask!
People this is outrageous and unsafe
you are not only undermining the security of the poor
cat but also the other vehicles on the road
DON’T DRIVE WITH YOUR CATS UNLESS THEY ARE IN THEIR CARRIER
wut if sumwun just handed it tew yu thru teh window?
Wear can eye go fur a kitteh frew da winnow?
that’s just what I was thinking is there a Kittehs are Uz drive thru
store that I don’t know of?
GMTA!
akchooly, tahtz hao wii gotteded bebbeh Peanut. menny yeerz ago, momcat&mee were pikin up bro&sis-cats frum skoolz adn sumwun tappeded awn owr window adn asked if wii wud tayk diz liddle orinj kitteh hoem, adn wii did. but he wint ober teh raynbow bridj nawt lawng after.
aaww that ar cute storee!
but himz had yer lurves to get himz fru!!! {{{peanut}}}
hims wuz teh kyootest bebbeh orinj kitteh yu wud ebber seez! he awlwaez followed momcat ware ebber she went. he wuz just a liddle tew brayv foar hiz own gud. darteded rite under peoplez feetz. nawt gud in teh dark
awwh I sry ta heer dat n1p…. iz hard ta loos a kitmen…… mai momcat n dadcat stil tawlk bout da kitmen de founded in da gutta dat sumnasti had poureded mota oil on….. deh trieded n trieded but kitmen wentz ober da brige aniwai.
{{{{{{{n1p n peanut}}}}}}
momcat
aw, poar kitteh!
{{{{{momcat}}}}}
like, a kitteh drive thru?
.
“yesh, ai’d like a calico, 2 orange tabbies, and a Himalayan. …..um, yeah, yew can supersize one of teh tabbies. …..No, ai won’t be needing any gushifood today, *OUCH!* nevermind, make taht elebenty cans of gushifud.”
U furgot treetz fur dezzert! An dey awl wanna happi meel wit a kitteh toi insyde.
LOL bote Tribble & Kafleen’s comminds
Yesh, wut Jajeh sedded!!!
And dun’t forgetz teh ice cream. Kitteh’s all screamz 4 icecerem.
Looks lyke to me frum hooman’s fizzog that kitteh is using teh pointyenz ~ Slow Down! sez kitteh.
But den da poor man wood be loss!!
This reminded me of Motor Cat, who I readed about in teh Warshington Post elebenty years ago. I just googled and found this, with a good pic of her in her favorite position:
Lookit teh first comment
http://www.motownsports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2165
Tee,hee…….yesh,dats wut u gets for gettin a goggie!!!
Here is another Motor Cat link with moar pix:
http://www.spookhouse.net/angelynx/horses/motorcat-1993.html
motor cat is full of win and awsum!
fanks fur sharing LCB
How is your Esme?
Oh hai and thx for axing. Esme seems to be doing fine, although I think she’s losing weight. I’m starting to feel a little bit of bones when I pet her. She goes on Tuesday for her second round of chemo.
{{{{{{{{esme}}}}}}}}}}}
wood it help if she snuggled wif the burple bandana? liam & i will shaers…
ai alwais tell teh mamakitty seh’s not inny biggern a minit……….. her says, can ai has 5 minits?
She would probably prefer that Ant Mary take Liam on an outing. For three or four weeks.
oooooo, i can takes him to machu pichu? yoo buy the tikkets, and i aer sooooooooooooo onnit!!
…just think of the updaets we wood write!!! we could write a book-
Travels with Liam. (yes, i know I’m no Steinbeck, but Liam’s gotta be more innerestin dan sum dum ole goggie)
I dunno… he’s pretty rowdy. I think taking him out of teh country has “international incident” written all over it.
‘twood inkreese the sales of teh buks!
Ai wud rede. ai red b4 abowt a man hoo trabul wif a cat tu Paree nd moar.
Dat man wud cary kitteh in hiz pokut. Ai donut fink ariprt wud let ennywun du dat nao.
http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=4176955
{{{{{esme+lcb}}}}}
Chemoz messes the appetitez in human beings so may beez
that are happening wid Esme too. I ar sending gud thots your wayz
to get you and Esme thru trying times.
She still demands her dinner and half of Liam’s. I’m gonna do a blood glucose curve on her tomorrow and see if she needs an adjustment in her insulin dose.
{{{esme, lcb and liam}}}
best wishes n fishes for esme {{{esme}}} mamakitty lurves her
{{{{{{{{{{{{{LCB & Liam & Esme}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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du yu nede a lysens labburtory pursun tu halping yu? (me) If taiking blud frum hyumin babey is hard frum kitteh mus be nawt grate atawl.
Esme is teh goodest girl EVER. She’s 16 and the first time she ever hissed at me was a few months ago when her bottom was so sore after her surgery. She has been very patient with me as I’ve learned how to draw a sample from her ear and she always reports for her insulin shot when called.
She’s a holy terror at the vet, apparently, but she’s always an angel with me.
awwwwwwwwwwww “reports for shot”
dey noes wen we iz tryin to takes care ob dem!!!
{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}} wut a gud gurl. Mai grand cat, Miriam, aslo hab insulens nd iz nawt so ko oprutib. nd totally relese bladur wen she se da kariur tu go. icky! (Iz naim fur g8 gma hoo wud probly spin in hur grabe at da onur ub uze hur naim.)
{{{{{lcb&crew}}}}}
Wut grate storees LCB; wutta kitteh! Weez gunna rember her foar a laung tiem; Her wuz bravurer tahn a lawtta peeps;
Luuv teh part bowt hers liddel crash helmit;
A kitteh ov grate rembrance!!!! Adn her oawner tuu!!
Tihs refurrs tuu Motor Cat; doan meen cornfushiyon!!
Yes, and if that said cat jumped under the pedals, you would have to kill the poor creature!!! (HEARTBREAKING!!!!!11) OMGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Stend? ??? Teho????
Ai think ai’m going to have to pay moar attehshun to teh avatars!!
iz nawt Teho. hiz avatar iz bryter yellow.
NOES!!1!! tern left, yu fool! LEFT!!!1! Taht tayk us tew teh groshree store so yu kan baiz mee toonuh!
but ai wuz taken yew tew teh fishy market tew gets fresh sallllmon!!
oh. but…ai fots tihs wuz teh wae tew teh dreadeded *gasp* VET!
*dat’s affffffffffftur* oh noes……… fishy market
Yu gotz fresh sammin naow? We got “dsiaster” nd gubmint gibz fishmenz munniez. sownz liek bettur dan wen dey wurkz.
hardz ta say gma…. I haz meni, meni ‘mercial fishmenz frenz. Bak in da olde daze (1970 ta earli 1990s) deh usta makz reli, reli gud muniz fur da sammin fishhez n der wer soooo mani fishies…. da canneri usta wurk nit n dai processen da fishies.
Den der wer da sport fishin boatz deh wud mak 3-4 tripz a dai wif 12 peeps each. Wuz gud tymes. Des guiz bein hitted hard mani tymes- sum usta beez farmerz until dat dieded, sum wer loggrz dat hadz been “laided off” ie kickeded out da door wif no muniz n no beniflits.
I iz beri sadz fur mai fishermenz an da sammin. Mai parentkittehs had a fishin boat n I wuz da captin.Der nao hole townz dat r dieing cause da sammin iz gone (iz our faultz- we awl ober fisheded dem- me tooz…). Da onli hope fur mani small coastie townz iz da dune buggies. N deh is SUCH a diffnt crowd,bout da onli placez doin gud now is da barz (n nawt da ocen bar!)
momcat
dey iz bringin teh copper river salmon down from alaska………. always berry popular…. fink it going for $40 a pound dis year!! yikes! can i has 2 ounces??
Ai wil gladlee gib yu mai shair. ai fink aftur mai gpa dy ai nebur ete da fishez ennymoar. Wen ai wuz liddul he wud sit bai me nd maik shur no bonez wuz in. Nawt shur ai lieked it den but hab tu ete wut iz ona plait. Chile ub da depreshun.
gascat/momcat…………. wen ai finks ob sand dunes ai finks ob orygun. wair iz yew and yer litter?
waillll…… me n da kittehz (gascat, fishykitteh n da nanimalz ) iz hear in colomorado ina rippeded apartz houz. Weiz tryn ta getz rid ub az muchez az we can cuz it’ll jus beez da free ub us packin dis plac up. Spoose iz in Orygun awlredi… haz been since gud frysday ( earli march) …. kin I borro a fyrman lcb ifnz I promises ta bringz it bak in gud shape?—–
weiz moovin da 23rd ub june ( or sos I heer) gascat no haz driberz licence yet- onli da scarin peepz permit…. himz n I goana beez dribin mai car wif awl da nanimals init….. aniwun no wear ta findz a gud set ub crash helmatz fur a kitteh, a googie, n a snake?!
** ifnz u on da road aniwherez between Colomorado n Orygun between Joon 23 n da 26th…… stay off da road fur yur healf!
(aw- you noes I lubz u gascat, n youz gonna be a gud driber…!)
momcat
SNAKE!!!!!!
witch rode u b on in Orygone??
*lukz at map 2 plan escape route*
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? I HATE snakes!
Indiana Jones FTW!!!
snaki beez gud snaki…… she haz seberal gud storiz….
lik- she wuz ‘posed ta be in her hoose whenz gascat n spoose drove mai car n “awl” da nanimals…… fishykitteh n I snoopervized da moobers (dat a stori awl by itzself..) wun moober ( da onli wun who cud speakz ani english) reacheded ina box n pulleded owt whut she fout wuz a rubber snaki- it wuznt…. it wuz REAL snaki!
Deh startz yellin n I cumz down stairs der awr 4 big guz n a gurl suronden a smalli box pointn… der wuz snaki- she wuz awl curleded up in a liddle ball cause deh scareded her. I picked her up n she wuz lik “momi! wrap, wrap, wrap!” she wraped herself sos hard on mai arm, I kinda had ta peel her off.
da gurl wuz sos freakd owt dat she hadz ta leab, makin da rest ub da dai muc phun az nobodi else spoke engerlish n I hadz nawt been tawlkn spanish at dat tyme!
dat wuz onli da BEGINING ub snakiz stori…!
(yah- I neber fout I cud lub a snaki, but shez coot!)
momcat
Ohai, gascat, ware ar yu? sownz liek norf coast. Mai favvur wuz sammin nd albukor fishman urlyur dan dat- 50s nd 60s nd mai nefew iz naow owt ub Santa Cruz. Nefew also hab crab potz ina wintur. Iz danjerus tu. He’z past 50 nd ai wuz wundur if wut gubmint gibz wil let him retire.
mai dadikitteh grewed up in Walnut Creek n wented to Santa Cruz eberi summer. I been der wunc, I likz it.
Nao- I wuz moar norf ub u. I grewed up in Eugene OR, parent catz bof teacherz sos we spent da hole summa on da coast. We wented fishen in Winchester Bay- small liddle fishin communite close to Reedsport. Reedsport kinda small too, it is between Florence n Coos Bay, sorta da middle coast ub Orygun…
ta ansoor yur queshun- probli nawt, deh habbent befour. Bak when El Nino wuz hear n fishn gotted cut waiii bac, da gubermint hardlez gab dem enuf ta mak da boat paymentz… lotza peeps losted der boats den….
sigh- I reli gotz ta go do skool wurk…. I’ll be bak….
momcat
hot hooman wit kitteh on shoulder? *swoon*
Cans I playez? I’s nots sew gud at LOLspeak and am new here. But Iz bin reedun yur commints fur uh gud whielz naow.
shirly u can play! we loves noobees!
dat ’cause we awl wuz nu sum tymz or udder…. Don wuri bout lolspeak-
it’ll jus kinda flowz afer a whil.
Jus kinda fink lik tawkin lik a preschool kitteh….
-helpz ta be elementri school especial ed teacha…..
momcat
speakn ub wich is naow almos free o clock n I STILL habnt dun mai skhool wurk. – m sum is due tadai….
I haz GOTTA go due da homewuk!
(pickz self up bai scruff ub da nec n forces paw ta type in URL for skool…..
momcat
Wilcum, Sis-tu -Bubba, Yu ar wilcum tu pownce in ennytiem yu liek. nawt tu wury abowt lolspeke. Ownly rool iz plai nice. Semez liek if yu clik refrsh abouwt b4 nd aftur yu post it mite go ware yu want sumtiemz. Iz no garuntee. if nobuddy els ritez wen yu du it mite go rite dere but if uvvurs ar rite at saim tiem wil goze daon da fred. We getz uzed tu skip bak nd 4th.
Yu se haow, wuz no commint frum karen wen ai poast but shoze up wen ai refresh.
“skip, skip, skip to ma lol!
momcat
hao come mai hooman is makin teh “dam in heat” face?
er maybe teh “what happens to teh dam when she’s in heat” face…
I wants to play, but Iz concernded Iz not gonna getz teh commints posted (Ah tawts Iz posted wunce, but doez not seez it. Pleh!)
SistertoBubba, the very nawt sekund time yew post, werdpress takes your comments, munches on tehm for a bit to see how tasty they are**, and then finally spits them back out. After this you should be fine*
.
*relatively, werdpress likes to play games w/ us sometimes
** it’s actually verifying your email address
whare are my manners??? Welcome!!!!! Ai am happytayle yew are heer to play wif us!
Smackz Kafleen wif raw fish 4 fergittin her mannerz!
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Welkum sis2bubba!!! Cheezland b deh mostest wundermous plais to play. U just jump right n weneber and weareber u feel like. but furstest, let mii taking u tew deh Ty-booteek and getting u a luvlee bavving cap tew protekting u frum deh SPLORTZ! Heer b a nise purplee wn wif liddul seehorseez on it.
*pullz cap on snugglee and fasteningz dhe chin strap*
Wii b habbing a wiki link up on deh top dat b full uv dhe gud infoz fer peepz. And if u habbing enny kwestyunz, just asking. Sumwun will helping u owt.
Just member tew playing nise adn u b getting along fine heer.
*Handz sis2bubba a chokklit martoonee.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
ai cannawt beleeve yew just smacked me wif a raw fish.
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ROFLPIMP
smacky!! LOL
we wuz fishin adn cawtted 2 catsfishuz and kleaninged dem adn browtinged dem in deh howse. sew it wuz wut I had in mai hand. But noaw dat u b properlee chastizeded, I gibbing u deh schmoo, adn a hug.
{{Kafleen, TNF}}
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♥ tuff luv, I gibbing it. ♥
Ah can haz a chawklat martoonie AND a bavving cap wif seehorsees?! YAY!
Ah alluz play nice, ’septin’ when I gets teh pointeendz frum someones. Den I nom, nom, nom dem. An’ I uses mai mannerz when ai dooze dat.
Fank yew fer teh welcums and teh bevermages an teh anti-splortages. Aihm sure it will come in handeh.
menny willykums tew yu, SistertoBubba!
EBBRYWUN, WIII NEEDZ A PARY FOAR SISTERTOBUBBA!
ai kant stae foar it tho. have fun!
Welkum; stai adn plai foar awhil; yuu wil be shure tuu have a guud tiem, menny laffs adna a lawtta funses!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hoomin luks liek he iz sayin “Quick,GPS me to a baffroom!”
ZOMG! I just looked at my local Freecycle list and saw this under WANTED – Silverware:
“Looking for sets of silverware for the firehouse. The guy’s keep losing the silverware and we are getting short. Can pick up anytime.”
I is SO tempted to offer teh silver silverwares I got from my grandma, but I think she would come back from teh ded and kill me with a silver butterknife.
silver warez fur firemanz hmm that sounds lyke a gud bargain
now where is this firehouse again?
nawt gud news dat dey are gettin short!!
Iz a sign….teh fyremanz has come lukin fer YOU dis tyme !!!
mmm soviet russian fyremanz….
I joked a while back about steeling their fuds so they’d have to shop at teh store near mah BFF wif teh green shoes, but it never occurred to me to steal their silverwares so they’d come looking for me!
We goze agen nekz weke? Yu fink ub enny nu stratjeez tu uze? pik up lionz?
mai Le tinks hes a lion. but at 25 pounds, hez too hebby to pick up almost. (He and I are both on diets).
That’s “mai Leo” cyberspace ate the O.
Uh oh. Ai can see teh hedlines nao. “Trajjic seens todai as elebenty howsis burnd to teh grownd. Local rezzidentz sed dey foned teh fire departmint but gotted teh ansamashine messijj. Teh messijj wuz “we is rownd at LCB’s hows gettin teh cutlrey. BRB. Plztonawtplaywivmatchisthxbai.”
In unrelaytid noos, a shokking murder is leeving plice baffled – a woman waring nuffing but a mask wuz fownd in her own home stabbed wiv a silver butterknife. Awl teh doors an windows wuz locked from teh inside. Teh only clue is a fireman’s helmit in teh front porch. More noos at elebenty”
WIN!
*smiles dreamily*
Whattawaytogo!
Wif ur bootz awn. Owr wuz it teh fyremenz bootz???
Awww
Martoonie – awlwaiz teh best!!
Tom Tom Cat gets u there…ebentually.
Well, gets u SUMWHERE ebentually.
Hai romeow!! I just gotted heer and “tom tom” wuz my nawt-sekkund thot wen I sawing dis pik. kund’t beleeve I had 2 scrolling dis far down deh fred 2 see dis commint.
Yes – meee tooo!
Grate mind, mah Cween…Grate minds.
test
http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds/sounds_files_20080520_1013824/airplane/nervous.wav
I lookded all ober dis page hopin somebodies wud not use TomTomcat, so I’s cud. I shuda knowed it wud bees Romeow.
Yoove got to bee reelee kiwk to beet clever Romeow!
But DavechDTc – at leest yoo THOT it. Ai dint!!
Olaf, Berserker
My love for u is ticking clock
Berserker
Take a left at teh next block
Berserker
o hai LCB, did you know mary (julyisthebestmonth) is in DC today? I wanted to make sure you heard.
No, I didn’t know! Why did no one tell me?
ai onlee just founded out ai will forward her email to yew
didja get it?
Yes! I just talked with Mary and we are having dinner together in about an hour and a half! Thanks for teh heds-up!
I won’t have time to stop at home for my hunnert dollar towel, but them’s teh brakes.
that’s so great! I’m so glad I told you!!!! have a great time!!!
We will! We’ll has extry dessert for u!
yum! fanks!
Wy du we nedez a towl at enny prys tu go owt tu dinur? Hab ai mist sumfing improtunt?
U hasta knoes where ur towel is at all times!
Dear gmawairzgreneshuz – yes, ai think yoo has. missed sumting.
Ai will trai to splain it laytur!
omg LCB dat ref wuz teh best. Olaf, Berserker! Girl think sexy!
Buncha savages in this town.
hey, are you guyz open?
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Do you smell shoe polish?
37?!?
*slurp-slurp-slurp*
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
On Star Cat can neber find teh closest vet…or enny vet fur dat matter.
shur can find teh gushi fuds store, tho, eh? (mai libin close tew canada, ai shows yew it, eh?)
R wii thaer yet???
I haz to use dah litturbox can Uz pull ovah?
test
http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds/sounds_files_20080520_1013824/airplane/surely_a.wav
Kitteh bees rydeing shotgunn;
Her rlly wunts tu drieve, butt her hyuoomin sez “Noes!”; taht’s wye hims iys gryttyng hiz teef soe haurd;
(Kitteh knoes teh wai beddure tahn hyuoomin; iyf iyt wuz nawt foar GPS,
hims wud bees losted alla tiem… )
WUT? dids sumwun say Cheebus Kripes, itz a lyon get in teh car???
GPS kitteh sez
“tern heer nao!
we must avoids teh Bat Kountree”
kitteh luks moar kwalifyd tu dribe than driber
GPS Kitteh is not only useless, but gets you to the wrong place! That guy looks kinda annoyed.
Easy to unnerstand why
drivr is annoyed.
GPS Kitteh can only gives teh direckshuns
in Lolcat
“i can has turn here?”
“yr destination, let me show u it”
“oh hai, you missed ur turn”
driber is juzed on meth
How come its only half a cat o.O
teh possibility ov it be’in a cat toi stoer?????? mei tinks 38.953271634% chace.
is his face always like that when he drives.
would that be considered a ‘tom tom’ lol
Yep.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/26/tomutomu-worst-gps-ever/
dat lookz liek someone frum youtube! but i hope teh hooman is drivin 2 teh fish store. im hungry