Tough cat

Tough cat Eats pain for breakfast
r u suer u dont want toez 4 brekfast insted?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Rick
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Tough cat Eats pain for breakfast
r u suer u dont want toez 4 brekfast insted?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Rick
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ohai oldlurker!! Wud yu laik drynkz an’ danss? Sum Tehkeela, maebee? maed ov kaktus, it ar!
Dezurt kiti eet sukkyulintz foar survyvul.
Mezcal iz powerful tasty, too.
ohhh yeah, fie upon salt&lime.
Oooo, tekeela! Ai lubs tekeela! And we can danz to teh song “Tekeela,” too!
OOOOOOhhhh kitteh, staup!!!Doan suffer!!
Massakisstic kitteh is a massakisst.
Massakisstic kitteh luvs 2 mastikate.
and erucktayt
If massakistic cat loves payne, den massakistic cat can’t give demselves ani.
Go hed…mayke mah day.
Flossin’ - Yer doin it rong.
Hmmmmm, a three wai tye; mebbee ebben moar!!!
iz it offishul? Duz we be having a 3 way braid?
Dunno; weez can haz drinkees anna dans; oar goe tuu Tybooteek????
Wee three cud dans a braid aroun a maypole-type deevise in joi….or not….
Ai fink a maypole dans bees a guud ideeya; mebbee weez cud findes sume
kyuoote Medeeieval(?) oar Renaissesense (?) guise tuu dans wif us???
Adn mebbee sumewun cud bryng alawng a jug ov appul wineses!!!!
Howz about cherry wineses……we haz sum gud ones in Meeshugan…
Oh, yessus…meede fur drinkees!
and craps out baby hedgepiggies
Oicha Ya Wa!
*snicker*……ouch!
We cud do bof! Itz 5 inna afternun on Friesdai here, so letz celerey brate.
Hek, yah!!! Dans, dans, dans, tuu wut? Mambo? Adn drinkee Wiskee Sauers untyl
weez geyts dizzee!!! Wooooo Hooooo!!!! W00t w00t w00t!!!!!
(Ar weez hebbin funses yet??)
De song shud be “Itz 5 oclok somehwer” and da drinkie today is Caktuz Joi Juz
Hee, hee! Bemindes me ov ‘Kikapoo Joi Juz’ frum Lil Abner!!!
An Stoopefyin Jonez!
Chuck Norris in previous life…
Devout Cat praktices austeritez
Kaktus Mar-gar-eata not as delishus as I thot.
Affer teh fird one, dey taste betta and betta.
Mebbe I needs to order some notchos, too.
Oopsie, I mented to put dis comment someware else. Too menny mar-gar-eatas I gess. Sorries.
Oh mah, Daisy - ur a broonet todai!
Doan gets enny ov ur noo locks in ur cheez notchos!
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I lub ur noo cat toi! U iz a responsible kitteh!
Nashional Geografic had beeg storee on Snow Leopards in June issue.
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I heart Daisy’s blog!
Oh, tank yoo so much! Waring a wig is vary, vary hard becuz I has a littel
tiny hed. Yoo are nice.
Oooooh Daisy, yuu luuk jes SOE beautimusfull iyn yuur blog;
Wowsers!!! Wut a Beeauteey!
Iyt wil bee mohdulyng adn waulkyng daown teh kitteh run-wai nexxt!!
Tanks! I am blushing to teh roots of meh natchurally curly
furs.
Yoo AER beeyuty-full (i juss lukked) an yoor momma iz tew. I ‘preshiate gud-lukking peeples dat teh kamra lykes—coz itt shoor duzzn’t lyke mee!
Daisy iz Ahmerika’s Next Top Supamodel Kitteh!
Watch her strut her stuff on teh catwalk!
Teh kamera lubs her!
Ain’t iyt teh truuf!!!!
Lox in nachos? Hmm. Taystee!
Pointee endz (fauna), meet pointee endz (flora).
Ai liekz dis commint!!!
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Oral Fetish Cat
has unuzhooal orul fetihs
Bleeding gums - hims has it.
I wud not lyke to be da one who hazta pull those itty bitty barbs owt!
Ai hadda Lolbradoar wun tiem hoo uused tuu liek tuu eet roks!!!
(Wut’s wif dese petses????
Did he chomp em or jes rollem aroun in hims mouf?
Yesh, hims chompeded awn tehm; adn Ai’m prittee shure hims eeted
tehm;
(Him’s muste hav eeted tehm, becuz tehy dysppeareded)
I thot taht only birdies did dat
Hims awlsoe uused tuu hyde greine tumahtoes wen hims wuz a puppeh; wud goes bak lature adn findes tehm adn eet tehm;
(adn hims wuz oanley bowt 6 weekes awld wen hims dyd tihs!!!)
Nebber herd of a lab wif a crop.
R U shur hims wuznt a chikken?
Mah Scarlet kitteh had a lub affare wif one ov mah kaktus.
It has lots ov short spines and she wud rub her face all ober it.
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Anudder kitteh lieks to get up close and purrsonel wif mah agave, so I hab to keep teh ends ov it nipped off. Teh agave - nawt teh kitteh.
Oh, owchee, owchee, owchee!!!!!
Owchee Masochyst Mastycaite?????
Kitteh version ov Rocky eatin teh raw eggies fur breakfast.
Chuck Norris Kitteh eets cactus foar breakfast
Kitteh eets kactus 2 find out what’s underneath: Chuck Norris’ fist.
Kitteh looses a bet, and nao habs to pay teh price.
Hao meny noms duz it taek to get to teh inside ov a kaktus?
20?
Sorry to be a nuffer, but the photographer should have pushed the cat away from the cactus instead of taking a picture. Cactus needle tip stuck in the cat`s mouth could cause a lot of trouble.
Oh hai benvenuta!
I wud fink teh saem fing. Butts, I hab seed mah own kittehs rub and bite on kakti, and dey neber hab a prollem.