i iz abowt to
i iz abowt to deleat ur cookiz
kitteh finally gits da cookiez.
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Get in ma belleh!
*snert* concats awn ur nawt sekkund, Mausy!!! Yew reddy for a partee???
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wat drink anda dancie wud you leik?
Ai finks wii needz dis song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Naus… awl uz katz an’ kittehs needz dis song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMVHS9NGZIs
Subtrakkin’ cookies iz my kinz uv funz!
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!
Swedish Chef, FTW!
He cracked me up.
I iz reddy fer a partay. Unfortuneately, my werks hazza diffrunt idear. Moer pleh meetings wif Clooless Soots…
I haz figgerded owt hao Maus duzz this ting cawllded _Nawt-sekkund”. He haz moar tahn wun cumpyooter, an wun ov them is dedicated tew ICHC, an it goes “binggggg” wen there’s a noo lolpic.
Datz hao I’d dew it if I ran teh serkus!
Niec theeoree, but WRONG!!!!! I duz it “teh old fashundeded wai”.
Hay! No sneekin up awn mai theereez! U spozed to b inna cloolesssoot meetin wile I tlakz bowt u behyne ur bakk!
Meeting @ 1:00, but I can brings mai lappytop to tihs wun. TTFN!
teehee.. they is gunna think yew are awl sorts of efficient wehn yew is typoin away in teh meeting. little do dey kno….
heee- try to maek him snerk at innapropriate time in meeting!
¡¡¡¡oh, oh, oh,¡¡¡¡ even better, make him spew coffee or sumfin on the scream of teh laptop!
….howz ai luv teh ebbil thots uv awl u guys !!
Laydeez, rip ur bodissez! :checkered flag:
….let teh gaymes beegin!!……
Oh mai, must….find……kamera…and film, must hab film-lots of film.
PIKTURS NAWT ALLOWED !!!!!!
No, Ifinkso wii needz teh kamera sew Maus kan see wut he’z missin. NEwaiz, wii iz awl yung an gorjiss heer, rite?
RITE??? Bedder bee!!!!
*snerk*
*Did you say something Mr. Maus?*
No. Sorry. Having a little allergy trouble. Please continue.
ROFLMAO!!!!
:lol: 
Mausies hoo offin habbing der pants awn fyre shud be carefull hoo dey mite be offending, dontchu fink? Hmmmmm?
oh, mr mausie.
*pouting*
you fergotted to greet me propurrlee.
nao i is awl upset.
*continyous pouting*
OK. Meeting’s over. Hey, where is everybody?
*Reads back through the thread*
Holy Underwear, Batman!
*Grabs camera*
*Runs toward the NB*
*Screeeeeeech*
*Grabs MaryO*
*Kisses left cheek*
*Kisses right cheek*
Hello, I must be going…
*Runs toward NB*
we is nawt wearing holey underwear!!!!!
Hey Maus, bring x-tra film, I’m running out!
Not to worree. I gots my digeetal cameramera wif the elebenty gigabit memree card…
*Open door to NB*
Wowsers!
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*outsyde teh NB*
ai dunt ebben wunt tew noes!
Wowsers…dats a fast kamera!!
Maus, why yew taking awl those piksures of teh fyremens?
Oh… um… Hi guys! Gotta run!
*Scampers into The Maus Hole*
wii reely haz tew figger owt ware taht maus hole iz so wii kan block off hiz unlee escape root!
oh NIP, you’ve alreddy been lukkin!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1247087
CheezNIP
yer lolpick went tew bottom of page…………….. duzznt noew wai…………
oh it moved…………… who moved teh cheez…… ai refreshed n refreshed…..dis WP gettin weirder n weirder!!!
runz up to jamamamamakitty_
♫♫♫♫ High on a hill was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd …
*runz off giglololling*
oh sure, coming at me from awl directions………. hands over ears……..screaming!!!! (ai can’t hear yew………….. nananananananananananananananananan)
gramma jamama? wai did joo hand over yur eerz tew maryo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaD9Ozdthg8
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
but taht still duzzint tell mee wai yu gayb yur eerz tew maryo
ai din’t wantem innymoar………. seh can keeps mai earwerms!!!
dat wuz a cyooooooooot catch! yew’s gettin preddy clebber yung ladeeeee
Dey mai kweschun him abowt y he kaym tu meetins ob cloolesoots wif a rubbur glub awn hims hed…n sum skribblins awn it.
N y u has dukytayp awn ur hed n wuts wif teh blankit n cuppa hawt choklit?
N y u mutterin abowt kyoot kittehs?
N y u mutterin abowt taks formz?
N hooz dis “Ceilingcat” ob wich u speek?
*Pops in from meeting*
FTW Patrick!
*Back to meeting*
Mr. Maus, HR here, we has teh compny program tew helps wit peeps laik yew…. we gibs yew wun warnin and den we has teh last chance memorandumb
Ai will zap tehm wif mai lazurs!
GMTA, rhsb
oops! ai was too quick, and I misseded ur nawt seccund, rhsb! Concats!!!! Wanna hed over to teh TY BooTeek??
Thanks, KTNF!
Dis iz teh nawt seckund tyem ai’ve been tihs cloes 2 nawt seckund!
Sew, wat’s in teh Ty Boo Teek?
Well, wii haz a noo shipmnet ob axes…aksor…accciss…little bitz an peesez frum teh Caep Cawd. Tyezez an skarfz wif liddle lop-stahz oar cahnoo paddlzez oar walez awn tehm; awlsoe sum see-glass. U liek?
Can ai goes 2 Caep Cawd insted? A trip 2 teh beech sownds nyes rite abowt nao. U can buk mi a trip?
*pawziez typin madlee*
*fynez GRATE deel awn flite*
*hitz enter juss in tyme*
Der u goez, rhsb! U iz bookded bidness class awn Luffthanza foar a awl-ekspensez-payed 3 week trip at the tyme ov ur choozin. K?
kthxbai!
**grabs her itty-bitty-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot bikini and runs toward the airport**
*wayvz bye bye!* Haz a gud tyme, get u sum sunskreen wen u getz there!
adn, not to fergit, we haz teh Ty fud over at teh TakeeOutee located twix tehMOS liberry adn dBeaker Labs. Igor has been buzee formulaicking new edibul carryout containers to redoos impakt on teh enbironmint. He’s promist nawt to use eny bwainz for teh ingreedimints. Coarse, he may hab had his fingerz crost behind his bak…
Oar….he may hab had hiz fingerz behyne hiz bakk cuz he gotz no moar fingerz left, deyz awl in teh cormtaynerz ;-P
Igor a Ty naem, rite?
Howdy! Did yoo survives teh dongle instellaeshun?
hiiiissssssssssss *pop *crackkkkkle hissssssssss * weeeeeeeouuoeeeeee pop
(sounds of static as in short wave radio unable to tune in )
¿Como? Ah, lo siento, señor, no comprendo. no hablo inglés.
Maus! Didjoo bork Mary O?
Uhhhh….dat sounded reely bad…….
*snerk*
*Pops in from meeting*
*Sticks a big stalk of celery in MaryO’s other ear*
How’s that? Let me know…
*Back to meeting*
nom nom nom nom… ugh! ai go celery strings in mai mouf!
got*