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Dis nawt cheezburger eever!
Ohai 3rin! corngrachumalayshunz awn nawt-sekkind! U wantz a cheexburgr? Fryez wif dat?
ywes ai duz!! ai is hungree! an a choklit milkshayke!!
duz yu wanna danse tew go wif taht?
has to bee sumpin simpel, i dusnt danse well.
oh yes, It’s not the laughin’ that hurts when I danse, it’s the pointin’, that’s the part dat hurtz.
to quote Christie Brinkley “I’m so white when I dance it’s positively ethnic.”
Ebereebuddee gud danser awn ICHC!
hai evury bodie!!!
yesh!! yew can beez fred’s aster oar dancin wit teh stars……….innyfing yer mind can imagine!!
Wun oldfashunded cheezburgr, wif fresh homemayde fryez, an a dubblethikk chawklit milkchaek (wif choclit ise creem ok wif u?) commin up!
*swoopz in awn roller skaytez, tray upheld*
Here ya go, Miss!
nomnomnomnomnomnomNOM!!!
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Supper tiyme, supper tiyme, sup sup supper tiyme,
Supper ti-i-i-i-ime.
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Ohai cweenmj, did u see mii messup wif teh cweenfetti earlyer todai? I needz maor praktiss…..
To wut toon r u singin this suppertyme sawng?
summertime
“sum, sum, summertime” iz awl Aye noaz ob teh werdz. Maibii frum ’60s?
No, iz “Suppertime” frum You’re a Good man, Charlie Brown”.
Yup. Dat b wut I wuz thinking bowt! Snoopy dansing rownd himz supper dish!!
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I b in adn owt dis evening. Mostly owt.
ohai, cweenmj n altosinger!
I happeetayl 2 c I nawt b da ownlee wun hoo finkz uv Charlee Brown heer! I mayd uh Charlee Brown powst onna gumdrawp fred urleeur, but teh ownlee rispawns mayd me fealz sorta owt-uv-plays.
Wii reelee needz deh voting burgerz bak!!!
Sumtimez u feeling like u b just tawkking 2 yersef.
*goez owt 2 shed 2 makingz deh pikkit sinez.*
*Much noyzez uv hammeringz and sawingz.*
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OUCH!!! (Banged deh finner.)
.
*Kumz owt uv shed wif bunchez uf sinez*
*handz a sine 2 Aahz.*
*leevez a pile uf sinez 4 uzzerz to b grabbingz*
*Startz marching and chanting*
Wut due wii want?
Wii wantz burgerz!!
Wen due wii want ‘em?
Wii wantz dem noaw!!
Beehold! Teh brimin bol of meetnmeal
Wich is brot forth to eeze r hungr!
Beehold teh floin flagin moystnsweet
Wich haz bin sent to slaek r first!
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Summertime, wen teh nomming waz eazy ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
The Jamies, 1958 originally, but has been re-done quite a few times by various artists.
Originally from Porgy and Bess, by George and Ira Gershwin.
Summertime, Summertime - Tom Jameson
sum sum summertime
summerti-i-e-i-ime (buh bom pom!)
mebee - “The Jamies”
“Summertime when the living is easy” Porgy and Bess surely?
Did yu getz frum Rabya? me n ZF did. maibe itz nawt da best kined.
I sawz yer cweenfettiz.
U needz less arabics adn moar greekz adn uzzer stuffz:
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Щ ђ д ¤¤д°§ΦҸ۩ Щ ђ д ¤¤д°§ΦҸ۩ ۚ Ựд
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yU iz teh cween ob confetties!
buh-buh, bow-bow-bow
shur felez liek it . wut cn ai maik wif pre cuk hangabur? prefrablee taisty.
queso-dillos
dey cur-up when approached
Akshly ai can du dat wif da hangabur nd cheez, sum salsa nd sowr cremez. yay. ai can plai sum moar nd stil fede owld man awn tiem. so letz trai sum latin nd greke cumfeteez nd se if ne bettur dan rabyan. §¤©Øòõ±ΏǑǑμπρδσζξά
ummm, oooookay. s’long as not too heavy on cucumber, cannot abide cucumber
Oh Hai, gmawairzgreneshuz ! Greke cweenfetti??? Waht a grate consept!!
But ai wud just laik to say - to enewun heer hoo noo it - Ai just got hoam frum teh horspital, bringing mai Mom wif mee! So she’s hoam nao!
An she’s nawt yet 100%, but she’s going to bee. So we ar awl happee tonite1
Konga-ratshumalashunz, JCH4K!!
Kuming hoam frum teh horspital iz wunna teh bestest eksperiensez wee getz 2 hab in publik!
YAY!! I b sew glad to heering taht, Janet!
Must go owt now, but I b goingz owtside wif a smilee
on mai fais.
{{{{JCH4K}}}}and{{{your mom}}}
tahts wunerful news
{{{{{JCH4K’s Momma}}}}}}}
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Oh, Janet!
Dat iz teh bestest noos!!! I am SO GLAD to heer it!
*danses fur JCH4K and her Mamacat*
Hurreeyay! Happeetaylz 2 b heerin dat, J-PAQ-Chats!
Praerz n bestest wishiz 2 U n ur momcat
yays and purrrrs and hedbonks, JCH4K!
Taht is teh GUD news!
(((((((((((((((Janet & her Mommeh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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x marx da spot, hey you got , no you got………
X marks the spot!!!
Iffs X iz tew white kittehs, and N is nom-noms, wat iz Y?
cuz we’re hungreeeeeeeeeeeeeee, swilly, kittlins are always hungreeeeeee
Y? becuz we liek yu! m i c k e y m o u s e
X and bacon??!?
M N X?
F U N E X?
Iz hooked on F U N E X!
S, I F X…
FTW! “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” ref!
l…o…l! */*
mai pursun disapeered! iz supposed tew beez a cheerleedur! *\o/*
Werdsmush at werk, tred at ur own risk.
*sneeks up behynde N1P, wearing
*
*wisspurrz* dont mind me, I’m just spying on your habits!
*scampers orf, laughing maniaklee*
*stawp!* *stawp!* A rest taht caretroll!!!
Iz onlee wearin glazzez an a smile!!!
:snerk:
don’t looook Etheeeellllll,
too late, she got a free-shot
Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn’t so Ethel
Ethelllllll………………
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