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  1. 3rin says:

    Dis nawt cheezburger eever!

    • zauberflote says:

      Ohai 3rin! corngrachumalayshunz awn nawt-sekkind! U wantz a cheexburgr? Fryez wif dat?

      • 3rin says:

        ywes ai duz!! ai is hungree! an a choklit milkshayke!!

        • no 1 in particular says:

          duz yu wanna danse tew go wif taht?

        • zauberflote says:

          Wun oldfashunded cheezburgr, wif fresh homemayde fryez, an a dubblethikk chawklit milkchaek (wif choclit ise creem ok wif u?) commin up!

          *swoopz in awn roller skaytez, tray upheld*

          Here ya go, Miss!

        • cweenmj says:

          ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
          Supper tiyme, supper tiyme, sup sup supper tiyme,
          Supper ti-i-i-i-ime.
          ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

          • caretroll says:

            Ohai cweenmj, did u see mii messup wif teh cweenfetti earlyer todai? I needz maor praktiss…..

            To wut toon r u singin this suppertyme sawng?

            • stagehanddan says:

              summertime

            • smammie says:

              “sum, sum, summertime” iz awl Aye noaz ob teh werdz. Maibii frum ’60s?

              • altosinger says:

                No, iz “Suppertime” frum You’re a Good man, Charlie Brown”.

                • cweenmj says:

                  Yup. Dat b wut I wuz thinking bowt! Snoopy dansing rownd himz supper dish!!
                  .
                  I b in adn owt dis evening. Mostly owt.

                  • Aahz says:

                    ohai, cweenmj n altosinger!
                    I happeetayl 2 c I nawt b da ownlee wun hoo finkz uv Charlee Brown heer! I mayd uh Charlee Brown powst onna gumdrawp fred urleeur, but teh ownlee rispawns mayd me fealz sorta owt-uv-plays. :-(

                    • cweenmj says:

                      Wii reelee needz deh voting burgerz bak!!!
                      Sumtimez u feeling like u b just tawkking 2 yersef.
                      *goez owt 2 shed 2 makingz deh pikkit sinez.*
                      *Much noyzez uv hammeringz and sawingz.*
                      .
                      OUCH!!! (Banged deh finner.)
                      .
                      *Kumz owt uv shed wif bunchez uf sinez*
                      *handz a sine 2 Aahz.*
                      *leevez a pile uf sinez 4 uzzerz to b grabbingz*
                      *Startz marching and chanting*
                      Wut due wii want?
                      Wii wantz burgerz!!
                      Wen due wii want ‘em?
                      Wii wantz dem noaw!!

                • cookbooksrus says:

                  Beehold! Teh brimin bol of meetnmeal
                  Wich is brot forth to eeze r hungr!
                  Beehold teh floin flagin moystnsweet
                  Wich haz bin sent to slaek r first!

              • Romeow says:

                ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Summertime, wen teh nomming waz eazy ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

              • stagehanddan says:

                The Jamies, 1958 originally, but has been re-done quite a few times by various artists.

              • BamaHern says:

                Summertime, Summertime – Tom Jameson
                sum sum summertime
                summerti-i-e-i-ime (buh bom pom!)

            • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

              Did yu getz frum Rabya? me n ZF did. maibe itz nawt da best kined.

            • cweenmj says:

              I sawz yer cweenfettiz. :-)
              U needz less arabics adn moar greekz adn uzzer stuffz:
              ╚▒ Җ‡ €ہ٨€ہ٨ Щ ۚ Ự۩ ۚ Ựђ §ΦҸ╚▒ Җ‡ €ہ٨
              Щ ђ д ¤¤д°§ΦҸ۩ Щ ђ д ¤¤д°§ΦҸ۩ ۚ Ựд
              ¤¤д°╚▒ Җ‡ ╚▒ Җ‡ €ہ٨ Щ ђ д ¤¤д°§ΦҸ۩ ۚ Ự

          • stagehanddan says:

            buh-buh, bow-bow-bow

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            shur felez liek it . wut cn ai maik wif pre cuk hangabur? prefrablee taisty.

            • stagehanddan says:

              queso-dillos

              dey cur-up when approached

              • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                Akshly ai can du dat wif da hangabur nd cheez, sum salsa nd sowr cremez. yay. ai can plai sum moar nd stil fede owld man awn tiem. so letz trai sum latin nd greke cumfeteez nd se if ne bettur dan rabyan. §¤©Øòõ±ΏǑǑμπρδσζξά

                • stagehanddan says:

                  ummm, oooookay. s’long as not too heavy on cucumber, cannot abide cucumber

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Oh Hai, gmawairzgreneshuz ! Greke cweenfetti??? Waht a grate consept!! :D

                  But ai wud just laik to say – to enewun heer hoo noo it – Ai just got hoam frum teh horspital, bringing mai Mom wif mee! So she’s hoam nao!

                  An she’s nawt yet 100%, but she’s going to bee. So we ar awl happee tonite1

                  • Feelionophiliac says:

                    Konga-ratshumalashunz, JCH4K!!
                    Kuming hoam frum teh horspital iz wunna teh bestest eksperiensez wee getz 2 hab in publik!

                  • cweenmj says:

                    YAY!! I b sew glad to heering taht, Janet! :)
                    Must go owt now, but I b goingz owtside wif a smilee
                    on mai fais. :D

                  • nvr2manykittehs says:

                    {{{{JCH4K}}}}and{{{your mom}}}
                    tahts wunerful news

                  • smammie says:

                    {{{{{JCH4K’s Momma}}}}}}}

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                  • Romeow says:

                    Oh, Janet!
                    Dat iz teh bestest noos!!! I am SO GLAD to heer it!
                    *danses fur JCH4K and her Mamacat*

                  • Aahz says:

                    Hurreeyay! Happeetaylz 2 b heerin dat, J-PAQ-Chats!

                    Praerz n bestest wishiz 2 U n ur momcat

                  • handikat says:

                    yays and purrrrs and hedbonks, JCH4K!

                    Taht is teh GUD news! :)

                  • CheshireKittehKat says:

                    (((((((((((((((Janet & her Mommeh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

                    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    • mary says:

      x marx da spot, hey you got , no you got………

  2. zauberflote says:

    X marks the spot!!!

  3. no 1 in particular says:

    l…o…l! */*

  4. stagehanddan says:

    the grass always greener?……hmph, mai hine-leg ’tis

  5. LOLDemon says:

    Eetn: ur doin in…wel, mehbee “rong” iz a bit tu harsj. Weerd? Straynj. Yooneek?

  6. Romeow says:

    Ur alwais hangin ober meh wen I’m eatin.

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      ohai, {{{{{Romeow}}}}}], ai dint se yu fur a fyew daiz.

      • Romeow says:

        I bean a liddle buzy. I’ve been missin mah Burger Buds!
        I just donated mah blud!
        I almoss passed owt – butts, I didz it!
        {{{{{gmawairzgreneshuz}}}}}

        • Romeow says:

          Oops, I meant dat beeg strong Romeow laffed and told dem to take anudder pint while dey waz at it.
          Yeah, dat’s mah storee.

          • idansdansdans says:

            Dat’s yore storee an dey stuk yu too it???

          • Kayjoy says:

            i tried 2 give blood last week n i have teh mega-bruise 2 prove it.*sigh*
            it started ok but my 1 gud vane started leakin n i got dizzy n tingly so we stopped. *sigh*
            im gonna try agin next week n im bringing my coach[hubby] 2 get me thru it!
            he donates platelets every 2 weeks cuz he has teh grate vanes
            im proud of u,Romeow!

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          Dat’z a berry nobul fing tu du. ai wurked at bludbank 2 sumurz ina lab. dint gib enny. ai sez if sumbuddy nedes mai tipe naow ai gibz but nawt tu sit oan shelf 3 wekez nd den be frakshuned.

        • Aahz says:

          Gud 4 u, romeow — da neadz 4 blud iz kritikul naow.

          Ur egg-zampl iz gunna givz me da insint… insen… reezun 2 givz blud maisef. I hazznt givded blud inna wyl, but itll hafta wayt til aftur mai computishun…

          (3 moar pyntz n I b at da 2-gallin poynt)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            an ai say HOORAY fur Romeow (alwais MAI hero!) fur doing this.

            Nobuddee seems to want mai blud, becuz ai lived in Yurp fur too long. Ai don’t know what they think could be innit!! ;)

          • Romeow says:

            Gosh, fanks eberybuddy!
            I waz juss going to bed and fot I wud check in once moar. I didn’t expect to gets teh hedbonks frum mah Cheez Peeps! Dat reely maeks meh feel gud.
            :lol:
            Beeg Strong Romeow, ov corse, gave a dubble donation. :)
            Butts, he waz sittin next to someone wif gud vanes, but affer bout 3/4 way froo, she started feelin funneh. Nawt funneh ha-ha.
            .
            Teh peeps jumped into akshun, taeked wai her blankee, putted cold stuffs on her hed, and sumwon didz bisicle stuffs wif her legs! Romeow finks mebee she didn’t eat enuff or sumpfin. She’ll do better next tiem. She waz gud az noo wen she walked owt! Nawt eben a brooze!

          • Romeow says:

            Aahz…closing in on TEW GALLINS?
            OMG!
            Aahz iz full ov win and awsum!

  7. Romeow says:

    I’z steelin ur fud.
    No, I’z steelin UR fud!

  8. Romeow says:

    Hawtsie Tawtsie, we swapsie teh nomsies!

  9. handikat says:

    Opportewnistick kittehs are opportewnistick!

    Yew nebber knoes wher teh neckst meel is commin from, rite? Gotta nom whyle the nommin’s gud.

    Yew can trai sum of maine if Ai kan trai sum of yoars…

  10. Romeow says:

    Rite ober left and under,
    Left ober rite and under.
    .
    There, dat shud hold it.

  11. At mah vet’s offis they always sez:

    Teh grass is always greener in teh other bowl.

  12. Romeow says:

    Stoopy hoomins – dey putted our fuds in teh rong bowls again.

  13. PercyCat says:

    Who’s ahn furst? Nao, Who’s on thurd. What’s on sekkund. But, who’s ahn furst?…….

  14. Tonite on KCHZ OHaiWitness Nooz, we report on a controversial feline practice. It’s happening in teh city, it’s happening in teh suburps, it could be happening in UR OWN HOME!!1!
    .
    Join us tonite at elebenty as we explore teh strange and exotic whirled of *dramatic pause* Dinner Swapping!

    • stagehanddan says:

      *gasp* oh-noes, anyting but….(dun dun dunnnnn)..Dinner Swapping!

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Iz r rated? ai cloze mai aiz.

      • stagehanddan says:

        I bet U R Peeekinnn

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          NEBBUR! wel, hardlee ebbur.
          Ai nebbur se mai kittehz x leik dat but awlmoast ebbree dai wen ai bring da dishez kinsey wil go wawk arownd in frunt ub arly b4 she goze tu hur bowl leik hed hur oaf at da pas. nasstee beest.

      • No, this be netwerk tv. They pixel out teh racier bits of kibble and put black squares over kittehs’ eyes.

        Also, when they interview teh anomymous kittehs, they alter their voices so “meow” comes out real deep and “MMMMMEEEEEOooooWWW”

    • smammie says:

      Dinner Swamping? Das wus happinz wehn kitteh putz footsie inda wadder bowl… oh swapping, never mind…..

    • Romeow says:

      Dis iz nawt teh saem as Dinner Slopping.
      Goggies hab bean doin dat fur a long tiem.

  15. rodney dill says:

    Kitteh’s of the opposite ex.

  16. Jack Deth says:

    T3h Crunchee Fud oarz
    t3h Gooshee Fud? Dat iz t3h
    kwesstchun…. Let’z habz boaff!!!

    Sno~Bawll Kittehz habz
    ekksellentz staff. Deyz awffurr
    Kittehz lussh choyssez

    Kittehz willz Nom Nom
    Nom in wun boalz. Den deyz willz 2
    uddurr Kitteh’z boal :-)

    Jack.

  17. Burnt Eyes says:

    Eks marqs teh spowt

  18. lightchild79 says:

    hay… check aut mai nu lol……………………………………………………
    …………………………………………………………………………………….
    ………………………………………………..i lub dotz

  19. Dylann says:

    icanhascheezburger plzz ds site fny

  20. lightchild79 says:

    tension, tension!! gnu support grupe: dotahawlicks anonimmaus!

    ohai, mai naem r lightchildsebindeenien n i r a dotahawlick………………………………………………………………………..
    ……………………………………………………….reelaps……………….dangit!

  21. lightchild79 says:

    i cannut breev…..i r laffin sew hard….rofl!!!!!

  22. lolfroggie says:

    ha! dats funny! i luv ichc.

  23. catalogical humor says:

    “U got peenut buttr in mai choklit!”
    “Well u got choklit in mai peenut buttr!”

  24. JAJEH says:

    Eetin ken be so borrring…eff u nom ur own ebbree dey….and deh udder guy’s iz allwees bedder!

  25. Denise Wade says:

    teh dai i etz kat fud, u can haz hooman fud!

  26. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Hmmmm, dere seames tuu bee sume kiende ov ekwashun iynbolbed heer:
    (Nawt E=MC 2: taht’s sumefing eylse)

    Butt az foullowes:

    Leyft Haynd Kitteh = Rite Syde Fuud Bouwle

    Rite Haynd Kitteh = Lehft Syde Fuud Bouwle ……….

    Theirefoar: Kittehs grabitayte tuward fuud nawt ebben iyn theire oawn bouwle;

    (Ai fink: E=MC 2 souns beddure!!!!111!!!!! ) :oops: Nebbermynde!!!


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