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We is feerce hunterseses. Feers us! RAAAAAAWRRRR!
Concatumalashuns Maus! Wut type uv sillybrashun wuld u adn two kittehs lyk dis fyn moanin?
Not much to celebrate this morning, Mel. Unless you enjoy three consecutive meetings with semi-clueless attendees…
You guys (and the kittens) carry on without me
*Takes a noble pose, uses best Shakespeare voice*
“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done before…”
Beautiful, maus. u r a thesbian!
dont call him that!
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oh…nebermind
Its OK. I is an admitted Thespian. I came out years ago…
Oh, wii played taht in high school
Wii wuz memberz of, wut wuz it cawlded, Nashunal Thespian Societee? An wii got tew plai awl kines mynde gaemz wif teh nawn-thespianz….
Dey doan’t haz Nashunal Thespian Societee, inn ower hi skewl. Wunner whut happened tu it?
I just googlolded it, an tehre wuz sumfin bowt teh innernashunal wun deze daiz, an a artikle wich I dint reed bowt WWII an the Nashunal wun.
Hey. Wii spozed to sai, “nawt2″ sted ov “wun” ????
Noe, eye tinks it onlee da “f” wurd wii not posed tu uze. Peepul doan’t say “wun” wen dey gets de top spot onna picher. Datz whi wii doan uze de “f” wurd.
Dey chaynjd de naym 2 The Educational Theatre Association. If dey dont hab dat eever, mebbee is funding issyoos?
*snert* Wii wuld hab lykd 2 hab scene ur daybyoo, Maus.
Can we watch?
mornin cbrus……….. ai haz teh curiosity abowt yer name. ai used tew collect teh cookbooks ebbrywair ai went, till all teh recipes wuz online. ai has to confess dat mai Betty Crocker cookbook is mai old stand by
iz leegl to be a Thespian in Californya nowe. But not in Okahorma.
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oh Maus! I’z so sowwee yoo haz teh yukky meetinks! Iffn yur attendee were semi-clooless, duz dat meen teh had half-a-cloo?
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(an wile I feel betters, I mus nawt bee compleetely nermal yet – yur last two liens totallee confuzzled me for seberal moments, befoar I reelized yoo werent quoting Willie the Shake, jes using teh voyce!!)
Iz ok, PB2K. Confuzzled mii 2, adn I haz no scuse! Hao r u 2day?
I’z gud, MelONyx, fanks fer asking! I’z sleepink a lawt, an I feelz better cuz ov it.
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still nawt up to speed, tho, an will prolly taek a cuppla gud naps today. I’z gonna try to shower today, an see hao much moar hare falls owt. I’z hoping nawt much moar.
*floofs up pillos*
*rearranges teh kittehz to mek room fr PB2K*
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needs anyfing? hot choklit? rootbeer flote? cat nip?
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*tickuls heds of teh 2 kittehz wich pwn Marfa*
“has gud cat napz & com plae win u cans… ”
tippy toes off…
oh fanks muchlee, MaryO! I wunnered whi I culd akshullee sleep in mai bed (offen, then kittens sleep across much ov teh bed.
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a rootbeer flote wuld be teh wunnerful…an it wuld get sum fuds into me todai.
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sadlee, moar harez fell owt in teh shower – I hazn’t dared to luk at it yet…I haz a bit ov a sad.
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Wud yoo lyke sum hoam mayde soop?
Iz got teh Buddernut skwash, Karrotts , Leeks , Unyuns ,Sellery, an Korgett
in it.
Seezuned jess enuff tew bring owt teeh veggebubble flavurs an serbed wib sum fresh granary bred.
Nootrishuss an delishuss an berree cumforting.
oh, yesh, plz! Espshullee iffn its steeming hawt – rite nao, I lieks fud moar iffn its reelee hawt or reellee kold. It’z teh chemo, apparently – it nummed mai taste buds.
* Hands PB2K a Silber Tray wib a Lace clorth, linnin napkin, an krystal vase wiv a perfect spessimin ob ‘Sweet William’ Flower.
Teh soop be serbed in finest porselayne soup plate,an a silber soop spoon.
Enjoi
PB2K!!!!! Hedbonks an puurrrrrz! I hazznt seen u in a lawng tyme, wuz concerned an finkin hard bowt u in mai kwyet moments…
oh fanks, zauberflolute!! Hedbonks bak at ya! I gitz to play at weerd tiems – depdns on wehn odder peeps kum to bisit, or wehn I tries to take a shower.
Fanks fer the gud thots, tehy awl help!!!
PB2K gud to hearz that Uz is doing bettah!
Iz Uz still at the horsepital or at homez?
Sending good thots Ur way!
ohai, 2K! I’z at hoam nao! Tehy let me go awn Caturday, an itz bin wunnerful to be wif teh kittehs agin. Nao iffn onlee I had mai energies bak!
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Fanks fer the guud thots!!!
o PB2K!!! ai has such a happee for yew dat yew are home wif ur kittehs an stuffs!
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kittehlove as important as odder therapies in helping you feel
bedderz.
Haz U tried drinking fortified milk (use it wid seerials, oatmeal
etc)
that ar milk wid milk powdah will gibes U more protienz
and energiez
that are what nutrionist suggisted when hubcat was sick.
oh, doze ar gud ideers, 2_K! Fanks! I lubs teh milk, an can add manee fings to it to !
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Part ov teh prollem iz dat I doan wanna eet much…I can haz a bit ov fud, but nawt a lawt.
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an iz teh funneh: sum ov teh Dr. TinyCats at teh horspittal fink taht I shuld stai dere until I’z absooluteelee awl bedder. An odder docs, an teh soshul werkers an nurses fink taht I shuld go hoam as soon as iz reesonabul so I can recober wif mai kittehs, frenz an stuffs. I fine dat inneresting, an am happitayl mai Dr. TinyCat thot I shuld be hoam as soon as possibul.
YaYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Yaw DrTinycat noes whut is teh best recooperatin medissin
ohai PB2K!
I’m glad yu can has kitteh therapee nao …
sry aboot your hair tho. Mebbe yu can get yer kittehs to help?www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/14/funny-pictures-cat-hat-wiff-earmuffs/
PB2K, I’m wondering about the eating thing. Do you feel sick when you try to eat or you just don’t have an appetite? If it’s the latter, try to have little snackies around that you can sort of absently munch on. Things like nuts and trail mix are really good because they are full of protein. I was having a really hard time eating earlier this year and in the fall (see my latest post on the cheezfrenz site) and my mom gave me some tips (she works w/ students w/ eating disorders a lot. I didn’t have an eating disorder, but I needed the same advice, had to get back into the habit of eating). Mainly she said, try to eat things that give you the most ‘bang for your buck’ so try to pick proteiny stuff over empty calories, that kind of thing.
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course, iffn you are feeling teh pleh in the tummy when yew try to eat den ai am not sure dat my tips will be of much yews. Best of luck!!!!
seee? Tayks 2 kittehs and cawl me in teh mawning! Werks ebbery tyme!!
well, itz StarDrek, o’ course. Dikkens stoled it in sumsortof timespacecontinuumrif insident.
Not wif mah ship, yu dont.
Yess, an putted it inna Tayl ob Too Sitties.
Oh, Maus! Ur nobilitee in de fays uv irritayshun adn bohrdum iz inspirin! Srsly, I hopes is nawt so bad.
a tayle of 2 kitties
there will be no guillotinings on this website
*snerkkkkkk*
U mean that guillotinings are… cut off?
weee hedded tem orf at teh pass!!!
…it wuz neck & neck fur awyle….
shock wuz ahead by a nose
but laik eeck sed, it wuz nip n tuck
i thot himz had uh gud hed awn himz showldrz, but den he lawst it kumpleatlee
donut lose yur hed obber it…
kut eet aot yew guize oar hed wheel rowl!!11
‘hedz’ eben!!1
oar floofy happytayuls = odd??
nao eye am konfewzellin maisalph!!11
bak 2 teh drorin brd!
woof!
Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
teh saim fing we do ebbery night peenky.
try to taik ober teh cheezbargr faktry!
Are yoo finking wuht I’m finking?
I think so, Brain, but Lederhosen won’t stretch that far.
I fink sew, Brain, but culottes chafe me so….
yay maus for ur prior to sekund plaismint!!
dreenk?
dansin?
bof??
da gway won wooks wike my cat Linus
We iz coming for Uz, RAWR!
Concatumalashuns TK! Wut type uv sillybrashun wuld u adn Maus lyk fur yur ty?
Thanks MelONyx!
We can haz brunch parteh, I let Maus pick the danses and singies
he seemz to knowz a lotz bout dah musical thingies
I brings hot coffeh and cocoa and tea for eberyone!
Sounz nummy! Heer r sum
Apfel ternobers
Bagels
Creem cheez – pineyappl bazkit uv
Danish, manee froot flabors
Eggies, scrambulled
Fresh froots – yum!
JYNX!!! *holdz aut pinkee fingur to PB2K*
*takes JCH4K’s pinkee fingur wif mine*
Danish, cheez!!
Elderberree jam fur teh toast!
Fritterz w/powdereded shugar
G. . .
Grayps
Hamburgrs (tayk luk rownd)
Icy creem (kittehs lubs it)
J…
Joos ob teh ornj, nawt poyznows
Killdevil Hillz bass, en croute
Lemonayde
Moar danishez
N…
Nut Bred (I mayd it!)
Oranj rolls
Pecan tassies
Queesh – mini
R…
Rolls….
Sweets……
Tacos !!!…..
U…..
Undebbilled aiggz
Vanishing oatmeel cookiez
Wild cress sammitchez
Xtra chawklitz
Yodelz
Zanzibarz!
Mai toesies r awl atremble!
bewawe the feerce kittehbeests
Wii gonna hunt dat leetul bun bun frum da lass picher!
beddar watch owt fur teh bunnehs kickerz, they r fierce!
Ohai Tribblez good morning!
Ohai two_kittehs
Howz ur cold?
Ohai 2_K, sawree u haz a cowld! Heer I haz sum tissuez, but nawt just NE tissuez. They is been froo cweenmj’s bubblolmajik playce, an tehy maykez ur noez feel ebber sew mush bedderer!
O fanks zauberflolute, the tissues was bery useful
cold is much bedderer!
I even going out for runz this evening
What does Ur name means
I has a curious
Lawng storee, bedder sitz down nao! “Zauberflöte” is German for “Magic Flute”. I’m a flute player and my favorite opera is Mozart’s “The Magic Flute”, or as he wrote it, “Die Zauberflöte”. Ididn’t know how to make the special “o” with the umlaut, so I started out as “zauberflote”. Then JCH400000K called me “zauberflolute” once, and I liked it so well that I use it too!
Wen I haz a cold, I fyndz that juss runnin up teh starez maykez mai noez cleer up for a minnimt
we seemz to haz a lot of moosikal ICHC peeps
as for me I haz no moosikal talent of any kind
but I loves to hear good moosik
flute ar so difficult to playz I tried once when I were
a kidlet but only managid to make hissy sounds lyke
a pressure cookah
I ar in awe!
Can yu make a hootie noyse blowin across a pop bottul? Tahts teh wah teeh floyoot wurks.
Much bedderer nowz!
I can breathe againz and it ar gud
fanks for asking
we has to meet in Dee Cee in the summah sometime!
Eye sawed inna nudder picher, wear dere r moar uff uss ina dee cee area. An eye wuz tinking, iff n e wun izz cumming tu dee cee fur bacation, dey cood meet uz tu!
Tribble, I is living in TideH2O VA, nawt sew far akshully! Wii cud hab Ohai Tee sumdai?
Eye iz in Mareeland. An sew iz two_kittehs. Gmawairzgreneshuz thinked LCB iz near heer tu. Eye dunno bout gmawairzgreneshuz? (Eye gotta ask bout dat nayme sum dai.) An KafleenTehNotFirst alsew. Wii iz tinkin bout meetin in Dee Cee ober da summer wit awl da cheezfrenz dat wantz tu cum.
But, yez, eye wood lub tu meet u fur Ohai Tee. Or at da zoo. (Near the big cats!) Or a mewzeeum.
gmwgs is in SoCal………..sry
ai has a favorrrrrrrrrrr tew ask…….. 4 sum reason ai gots teh “lonely goat herd” song from SOM in mai hed….. (don’t ask, ai duzznt noes) cud yew cum up wit anuvver song for me to replace it? dat lonely goat herd is rilllllllly gettin tew me!!!
*ai apologize in advance for laffin at ur payne*
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Hahahahahaha! dat song is hysterical! that’s so random. And probably driving yew up a wall.
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iffn i think of any equally catchy songs ai will send them ur way
espeshully teh – Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo – aaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh (we wuz tawkin bout Sound ob musik on nomorial day………..ai has to see who planted dat seeed)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaha!! it wuz CweenMJ!! who new it wud still be festerin in mai widdel pea brain awl dis time!!!
*plots song to SHARE wit cweenie!!*
hao ‘bowt teh coke sawng?
I’d lyk to teech teh werld to sing
in purrrfekt harrrrmunnneee
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ai wantz a hippopotomuz fer chrismus
onlee a hippopotomuz will dooooooooo
donwanno crododilez
or rhinoceruses
i onlee likez hippopotomusess
Ai lurned wunst dat de onlee rem… remmed… cyoor bee to switch to “Edelweiss” but yoo must bee carrful!! Onlee sing “Edelweiss” jus long enuf too remuv odder song, or else naow u stuk wif “Edelweiss”.
and den we go and get some cheezburgers?
otay, cheezburger in paradice, mebbe dat gets dat dam lonely goat herd out of my head!!!
Jimmee Buffet to dah reskue!
yessss DC meet up!!!!!!!!!!! Ai am Sewwww Eggsited!
on the pikshure ‘technical support’ i posted a list of the partees who found teh dc cheezmeet relevant to their interests
dijoo see dat??!!
I did! a chzbrgr! onna floor!! getit!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ai recapshunned dis pikshur be4 an cawled em “snorgle n snort”
sew cyooooooooooooot. ai jus lurves teh bebbehs wit teh happi eyes
mai prufreeeeder iz fired, ah sehs, fired!!!
tey wuz cawled snorgle N splort………….. finers gets goin tew fast
oh noooes!
teh kyootness! i cannoh halp mahself!
SNORGLE IMMUHNINT!!!
::grabs bem bof::
::snorgles belleh wif fais::
aaaahhh nuffin liek waikin up to a nies warm kitteh belleh for to start ur dai.
finished wid som pointeh endz to your hed
Uh- Oh. ai feelz a dubble splort coming on….
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neber mind. false alarm.
yah i almoss had wun too.
forshoenitly, i membered my CHRG(wdoi) dos moarnin,
iz brand noo, so shuld werk reel reel gudly.
Dats gud….the dubble splort wud hav stretched teh reesorces uv teh CCC…
Comin to teh reskyoo NEwaiz!
*Trundlez in teh CCC*
Leosmom, heerz a 50’s bayvin cap, lallow wif bloo turklez awn it, u liek? An todayz dukkiw taype iz, um, we hab playne slber oar u can hab golb?
An hab som chawklit orstritchez juss Bcawz, k?
mai hed no sploded,
but can i has sum chawklit…?
no has brekfist todai yet…
U shud hab sum eggz benenenedikkt wif teh chawklit–heerz a steemin playte 4 u!!! Mmmmmmm, yum!
Eggz bennedikt….yuuummmm!
Dere iz a restyrant neer me dat has the E.B. wif crabbycakes….verry nommy!
tanks berry muchly. ai likes silber, pees. tks.
Ok, l’smom, heer is teh silbersparklee dukkytaype, lookz juss lyke teh dew awn teh spyderweb in teh mornin sun! Mai, u lookz gud in taht!
omg, yu donig waht?!
wow! how u do taht?
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Emotikitties?
hay, ur on do sumting…werdpress shuld give us emotikittehs for heer.
I noes elebenty eleben yrs ago on aol, i had emoticows!
I has a ignorance. How yu make red-mouth smiley? Thx.
dat the : and the P together
iz like dis:
: razz : wivout teh spayces
Dese r enteres…intrest…intertest….good lessuns. Ai saws ware ifn u ptu teh curser ober teh emo, u kin c waht kerekturs 2 yoos. Dint noe bout yoosin werds, tho. Fanks, lolnascar & Tidmum….nd fanks 4 aksing, Duffy! Dis iz a tset:
lolnascar, combakkheer an sai hey proper today!
Hao r u?
Hi zaub…saw ur hi yesturday but hrs latur.
crssin in teh nyte, wii can haz it, eh. Re
I allus lyked akshual : P bedderer coz it maykes the fayce I’m finking ob, u noe? My fayce donut hab a smiyle wif it…
gotta git goin
have gud day ebberbuddy!
Bye, haz a gud dai at wurk. U haz a munnie fur lunch?
werk? noes. i had to go nap on da cowch…;-)
werk tomorrow tho
Dat’s da kynd uff militaree strategee wii needz. U go in an cute dem tu def!
Dizzclaymerz: Dis comments, an awl itz reelayted commentz, r purelee fur yr lol pleasure. Eye am in no wai sayin n e fing bad bout ower militaree troupz. (U nebber no whut peepul will jump on ur commentz fur deez dayz.)
*speechless*
Gud!
How u do dat so fass zauberfloute er, care troll? Yesserdai eye tryed tu change mye name, but wurd prees held mye commentz fur a looog tyme.
Well, the nawt-sekkind (whew, taht was a close wun…) tyme I uzded “caretroll”, it did tayke a long tyme to poast. But nao itz inst…zintaynee…stintay….right away!
Oh gud. Sew teh nex tyme eye haz tu go intu “witness protection” tu hyde, it will be instant. Nize tu no, tank u.
♪ ♫ Getting to know yoo, getting to noe alw abaut yoo. . . ♫♫
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an if the kyoot dont get em,
bring owt the Killer Joke!
monty python ref! but I don know annee german to mak funnee commintz…
Liddill Kittehz setz
awff T3h Kewt Alawrm. Tyme 2
chekk t3h CCC
Kewt Attakk Tribbillz
arz awn a kwest 4 Crunchee
Fud andz sawfft Rubbinz
Furree Huntresses
knoez day can getz Lubbinz frum
bizzee Prittee Wun
Jack.
O Jack, u haz dun it agenn! AI lurvez ur haikooz!
Oh, teh bebbbehs! WANT!!!!!!!!
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Uh, oh…..
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****SPPLLLLOOOOORRRRTTTTT****
oh rhsb- u needz sum help!
scoop,scoop teh grey matters
pat,pat,patty pat bak in teh hed
try this CHRG-Snap!
duckity tape on
nao heres a sawfty blanky n a cuppa hot chawklit
rest here n hav a chawklit frog
nao, no moar lukkin @ bebbeh kittehs unless u hold on tite 2 ur CHRG, ok?
Oh noes, ai waz too slow.
not @ all, Upfi.
with bebbehs this kyoot n rhsb wanting 1[or 2] so bad, she definitly needed back-up! u did a grate job!
kthanxbai
Yesh, Upfi; Kayjoy bees rite;
Sumetiems a splort iys soe badds taht iyt almoast taikes 2 Cheezepeeps tuu
taike caire ov iyt;
Guud fing weez Cheezefrends luuks aowt foar eech uvver!!!!!
Quick! Teh CCC cart. Oh noes, iz newbie, dunno hao to oppereiight dis cart.
*screech roudn cawrner*
Wher iz instracshun manjal? *reads frantically*
ai sweep sweep sweep teh braynz an i scoop scoop scoop tehm up
putting dem back in rshb’s hed
putting awn 50c’s bathcap wif shells awn
applying teh duck tayp raprapraprap
handin yoo a choklit possum
tuckin tuckin tuckin you in tew a nise blankit
jiss rest heer untill u feeling better.
There u r. *phew*
Liek I sed on previus pikshur, its gonna be a splortaramalishus day.
BEEEBOOOOBEEEEBOOOOBEEEEBOOOO ALERT ALERT ALERT!
HOLD ON TU YR BRAYNES!!!!!!
FUZZY BEBEHS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Dese bebehs are liek me an mai sistur at Cedar Point – she luks at teh rollur kosters an goes “I dont fink sooo…” an I luk at them an go “OH BOI LETS GO!”
Cedar Point open wif summer howers this week!!!
im totally teh brown stripey kitteh- my sensitive inner ear; lets not scrambl its balance
scrambled eers!!!! wheeeeee!!!
Duffy…..u haz mabbe sed where u iz frum B4,but ai missed it or forgotted…..
Cedar Point iz onlee 2 hrs frum me…where iz u ???
Ohai, eeckee -
I is in Willoughby, Ohaio – to teh Eest of Clebeland. Where yu at?
Ai iz in Livonia,MI……just north & west uv Plehtroit.
Ai alwayz lieked Cedar Point & went an awl teh new rydes wen dey opened,but ai lost my nerve sumwhere in mai 30’s ahnd do nawt goes on anee uv teh big stuffs aneemore
Mah sistur used to be a coasterphile tu, but tehn wun day at wurk she falld down an got a kink in her nek an now she dusnt liek teh biggees ethur.
Haz u ridden teh Top-Fuel Dragzter ??????
AHHHHHHSPLORT!!11!
Mebbeh ai iz on tyme dis tyme… *runs*
wwweooooweeeeeooooweeeeeoooo
ai sweep sweep sweep teh braynz an i scoop scoop scoop tehm up
putting dem back in cookbooksrus’ hed
putting awn 50c’s bathcap in bright yello wif crabs awn
wrapping teh duck tayp raprapraprap
handin yoo a a frooot pie
tuckin tuckin tuckin you in tew a nise blankit
nao sit down and relax…
Quick! Teh CCC cart. Oh noes, iz newbie, dunno hao to oppereiight dis cart.
*screech roudn cawrner*
Wher iz instracshun manjal? *reads frantically*
ai sweep sweep sweep teh braynz an i scoop scoop scoop tehm up
putting dem back in rshb’s hed
putting awn 50c’s bathcap wif shells awn
applying teh duck tayp raprapraprap
handin yoo a choklit possum
tuckin tuckin tuckin you in tew a nise blankit
jiss rest heer untill u feeling better.
OH nooes !!!!!
Ai iz troll, nawt even can copy & paste propurly.
*hangs head in shame*
Cookbooksrus, u still alive?
*shakes head dazedly* Oh, hai! Fanks, Ai iz comin arownd now. Dat’s won dangeros piktur.
Noes, yuu nebber bees a troll; jes taike iyt eezy; yu ar dueing a guud jawb!!
i is all redee wif CHRG and eberyting!
*looks at pic. head swells briefly, then returns to its normal size. seconds later, eyeballs shoot out of eye sockets, followed by brains*
ow. blarg, im ded.
Souns liek a splort tu me, oar at leest hasta bees treeted liek wun;
Ok, skoopey, skoop wif dustes pan adn brush; piles braynes iyntu Noobalox’s hed;
geyts duckee taipe adn sekurelee taipes up NB’s hed; puts awn CHRG wdoi AND
a 50’s bavving capp wif fluours onnit; sekurely tuks iyn plaise;
geyts sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn tuks unner NB’s chin;
geyts hawt chokomalit drinkee adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs to NB;
OK, NB, yuu reyst naow adn taike a nappee; sune yuu bees awl beddure!!!!
O, CKK — doan furgitz himz aybawlz! Deyz still layin onna floar!
Nebbermynd — I gitz em 4 U
(*pikz up Noobalox’s aybawlz*)
(*wypee wypee 2 may shure deyz awl kleen*)
(*popz aybawlz bak inna hed*)
Ewpz — wun b upsyd daown (*twistee ternee*) Dere – datz beddur…
(*putz Riskee Bidniss sunglassiz awn Nooblix*)
Dare naow — awl beddr!
Heer — haz sum moar chokklitz 4 ur nootrishun
CKK — U has sum chokklitz 2 4 awl ur gud hard werkz!
Luuks tuu bee liek a rowving Kitteh Kyuoot Patrol roamyng teh nayberhuud adn spreddyng infekshus teenee tinee kitteh kyuootniss ebbereeware;
Peeps ar faullyng daown awl oaver teh plaise onna streetses adn alla siedewaulks;
noebuddee bees saife;
goe inna howse, lok teh doars, adn nayle teh blindes adn curtins cloased for naow!
(Mebbee inna liddle whil, teh KKP wil geyt tyred adn goe hoem; tehn peeps kan
breeve a sigh ov releef adn cum aowt agen !!!111!!!!!)
I aww’d so hard at this.
Arrested Developmen ftw!!
mai hed wud splort, but nobuddy wud be around tew heerz it, so ai must simply do mai best tew hold it in.
Kittehs b lookin fer fude partikles
But food partses no b lookin’ fer kittehs
what kind of kittans are those, what flavors?
OH NOES! TEH CUTE BE TOO MUCH!
SPLORT
Boi Katzo, yuu haz bin heer kwite a laung tiem; wel, Ai wil duu mai bestes;
Geyts dustes pann anna bruhsh adn sweepes up alla Katzo’s braynes taht Ai kan findez; (sume mite haz waundereded owf bye naow afture awl tihs tiem); dumps alla braynes iytu Katzo’s hed;
Taikes duckee taipe adn sekurelee raps up Katzo’s hed wif iyt; tehn pulles awn ’50’s bavvyng cap ADN CHRG wdoi oaver Katzo’s hed adn snappez iyn plaise;
Geyts sawftee bloo blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn pulls up unner Katso’s chin; heatez up hawt chokamalit drinkee adn geyts chokamalit possums adn gibbs boff tuu Katzo;
OK Katzo; sorree yuu hadez tuu waiyt soe laung; iyt be daingermous tuu splort heer at teh eynde ov a thredd; sumetimes Cheezepeeps nawt bees aroun foar awhil; butt Ai fink yuu gunna bees OK…..:lol:
awww they are so cute the remind me of my kitten
awwwwwwwww indeed. the shock 1 looks lyk sumtin jst got bitten on the tail
soooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! i have 7 cats
I AM A CAT
MAOO MAOO
MIAUO MIAUO
AWWWWWWWWWWW DAT UH-MAY-ZING