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Wun… *lik*
Too-hoo-hoo… *lik*
Free… *lik*
**CRUNCH**
Free….
Peers u lost yr beek, taht last kronch. Wanna noo won for nawt-sekund prezzie?
wi cood stik it on wif teh Tootisie-pop innards, if you nom ‘em a bit.
Wich meens deyd be stuk on wiv chokkolit again, wich meens yu get moar chokkolit to lik off. Wat be thu problem?
Hmmm… I seez ur rite… I thot dat tootzee roal pop wuz moar kruncheeyer dan yoozyooul…
I nawt can haz supper yit, sew haow bowt sum gud oal Suthun cookinz, liek mebbe sum fryd chikin (ekstree krispee, n nawt da KFC kynd), blak-aid peez, kornbredz, ternd-up grenez (wif pot likker 4 a cornbredz *yumz*), sweeted tee, n sum limmin ays-boks py
Mai mowf awlriddee watterin IRL …
Damn, dat sowndz gud. Kud u sending sum over heer?
just sending it bai UPS.
N 1 deliberry 4 cweemj. Aer frate, Xtra blankees 2 keeps it wamz
Fank u. I go owt noaw adn watch deh sky fer deh air drop.
mmmm mee hongree nao…iz dinurtyme innywae, iffn huzbun gitz hoem suun!
Teh menu sounz grate. Ai agree, (KFC Pleh!) AI’ll call teh maitre ‘d n plaice teh order.
Wood u liek 2 maek a rekwest frum teh haus orkestra? A liddle bakgrownd moosik?
we can haz orkistra? Dis b gittin beddur n beddur!
Nawt jess bakgrownd myoozik, sumfin we kin dans 2
K, cheezfrinz, tym 4 sum big band sownds frum LolCat n da ICHC Orkistra!
Owr nawt-sekkund toon iz uh crowd fayvrit — “Allee Kat”
Den uv cors, we hab GOTZ 2 heer “N Da Mude”
N howbowt sum Billie Holiday
Owl bee sea ing u
In awl teh owl familiar plaeces
Taht dis ol hart ob mein in braces
Owl day’s thru
N haow bowt “Watz Noo, Pusseekat?”
Oooh, n watta bowt:
“Rok Dis Taown” bai da Strai Katz
“Katz Meow” bai Flattop Tom n Himz Jump Katz
“Tayk da A-Trayn” bai Dewk Elleengtun (Kat Andursun awn trumpit)
Qwik reesearch rezults
Kat songs > 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Owl songs = diddly/squat
Derz da “Owl n Thissel” big band n Washingmachine date…
Derz da owl-bum “Ford da Rivvr at Owlz Bind” bai Don Budel n Renay Wood…
Derz … nawt much els …
Katz win!
Ewpz … date = state
I googld n googld til mai googler gaev in
but song about owls? i foun less than 10.
Owl beez down to getcha inna taxi hunny..
How ’bout “owl be seein u”
GMTA BGee!
Hedwig send me. Siad yu coud use spaer famileer.
ORLY?
no, ory.
no, owly!
YARLY!
Hoot?
Gib a HOOT, downt POLLUTE!
but…but…ai lyke tew pollute!
jus pikup afta yosef, tats ahl…. U no, leaf ti mo betta tehn u fined ti.
*Two MIBs arrive.*
*Dey get owt notebukz.*
Wut b ur name?
y dat’s no 1 in particular. Pay no ‘tention. Tehr iz no pawlutiun here. Don luk unner dat rug. Iz jus natoorly lumpy.
An green brown.
An slimey.
Yikes R U talkin 2 moi?
Yogi Bar..lookin fer a picanik bskit..adn ah cmpsit neer teh beachis.
ps
deez himalayin kittehs seems ta ahlwaz hab tihs mahd luk ahn dare fasez.
Iz nawt jus himalayin. Iz awl teh kittehs wif teh pushd-in nosies. U’d luk mad 2 if u gots a concave noze.
srsly
Wurd
teh hoel “ai lyke tew pollute” tihng kaym frum teh dae wii moobed in a couplea moobs ago
Salesman:*hevy forein accent*Wud yu lyke tew bai owr produkt?blahblahblah. Adn teh best fing abowt it iz, it duzzint pollute!
Dadcat:but, ai lyke tew pollute
Salesman:*verri kumfuzzled*yu lyke tew pollute?!
Haha..this cat looks exacty like our owl
Duz that maek it a cowl or an owt?
Needs mouwsie.
Teh owl an teh pussykat?
. . . owl or teh . . .
. . . owl IN the . . .
. . . owl AS teh pussykat?
Whoooos been splicin mai jenetikal integrittys?
Dey hads a bebeh. Dis is it.
If dis teh bebeh, whut’l it luk liek all growed up?
I c a Roger Korman movee skript heer.
teh Owl and teh Pussycat went 2 C ina beeyuu-t-ful pea grene bowt….
adn wut dey di below dekz iz noe longhur ah missterry….
Ohai Jamamakitty!!!1!!!
noa wut? Aye noe kin member teh hole ob taht nursurry rime, iz dis ah “seenyur moemeant?
ai fink yew summed it up nicely!!!
How are yew? Ai always gets a smile wen ai see yer name online!!!
didn teh cow jump ober teh moon, or sumpin?
Aye b fine, butt tyred ( adn Aye du mean butt). Went bakc 2 werk dis weak du 2 mai inabila-tea 2 wind teh loltery. Doan wantz bejillionz ob moneiz, juss wud liek diffrent owoarz. Used 2 werk 5am tu 1pm.. lubbed eet. Iz nawt maid 4 werking 8:30 tu 5:30, one dai, den 7am tu 7:30 pm maibii teh nex… adn sew on. Ayez old, cranky adn creaky. Butt Aye sew liek tu eet eberydai… adn buy rokz adn beadz ….
House eberytink wif U?
dey dansed by teh lyte of teh moon, teh moon, teh dansed by teh lyte of teh moon.
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Hey thare, (hypothetical) pritty boi. Will yew be teh owl to mai pussy cai?
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“Tey dined on mince an slices of quince/ which they ate wif a runcible spoon”
BTW, a runcible spoon is likea spork.
Owlcat uzez superfluouz commaz
our punkchewasian seems tew be a lawt laik our spellin…………….. free for awl (help yourself)
iz “superfluff-us” akshully
An free for owl
*snerk*
The funny part is, there’s a brand of potato chips called Wise and the owl’s eye logo looks a lot like that. http://www.wisesnacks.com/products_potato_traditional_all.html
OT, but i kinda sorta haz a mergentsy… Naybur has a stray tuxedo mama-kitteh and 2 behbeh kittehs taht he wuz tayking caer of just to be nise, but he is kurintly feeling teh bad ekonomee and cant afoard to maytayn tehm. (Pust, teh partmint komplex only gaev him permishun to keep tehm for so long befoar axking him foar teh pet depozit) So if tehre am any Cheezfrenz in teh Feenix AZ area who can halp tehse kittehs find nu homes… you can e-mail me at craptured(underscore)away(at)yahoo(dot)com will mayl pikshurz of teh behbehs and one of mama-kitteh nursing them taken a few wks ago… moar detayls: kittehs are 8 wks, mama is 1 yr and luks liek teh “HMPH” kitteh
wud pre-fur to keep teh twins together if at ahl pawsibul
Aw…Crapture…ai wishez ai cud…ai doan ebben kno ub a orgunizashun hoo *wud* taek dem. Nawt AZcatz…nawt my reskew groop sadlee…wishez u luks…ail asks aroun’