One fer U
One fer U & 17 fer me.
member 2 brush ur teef afteh eating awl dat candee.
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Deese no luks liek nips!
teh green wuns are nip flavured!
An teh orinje wuns is poysin!
Da kitteh iz saving deir hooman bai not letting dem hab teh orinje wons!! But… wai duz kitteh sai 17 for dem wen dere’s 19 in deir paw?
I thot wii wurnt spoze to eet teh green wuns - dat tehy wurnt ripe yet
Sew dass eben bedderer–msave sum fer later, wen theyz riep!
Yew plant da griin wuns tu grow gumball trees.
yu kawld?
two for you….39 for me, three for you, 195 for me….
ohai, COL! ai kan haz gumdrop?
Yu can has all yu like….my pinny gig is makin em as fast as he kan!
ai kant nom dem IRL, tho. ai haz tew be skinny. pleh! wii shud be abul tew nom wutever wii wuntz adn still be teeny tiny!
Dats ok…..caus teh pinny gig drops arent reely made frum shugar….LOL!
Little??? Hmmmm…..nah, nobuddy wud beleeve it!
N1P, iz u a dancer oar a jimnast, dat u haz tew be teh skinnee? Oar a model? Oar u runz cross-contree?
ai just haz tew fit inna prom dress next yeer!
Oh, pish-tosh, young laydee! But u iz rite, belleegenez is bad fur ya NEwaiz….
reely, ai wayz wut? elebinty billium powndz?
Sweetface, don’t concentrate on the weight; concentrate on your health. You don’t weigh elebenty billium pounds. How tall are you? What is your basic build? I know you want to look good for the dress, and that’s okay—but don’t make it the focal point of your life, okay?
mai sis-cat iz teh wun maykin mai konsentrayt awn it. ai reely iz over-wayt, adn pron iz an exkyoos tew keep buggin me abowt it.
Dey maik moar dan wun syz prom dres. Haow du ai noze? ai dint goze tu prom. but ai sabe mai sugurz fur chonklitz sted ub gumdrop. Wun fing iz dat wen yu ar smal pursun nd hab smal fete xtra wate maikz fete hurt.:)♥♥♥
hmm, zauberflote seemz tew finkso itz a gud ai-dee-uh! tew tew wun! teh eyez have it!
@@@@@@@@@, N1P!!!
ICK!!!
Teh pinny gigs dunot maek teh gumdrawps; tehy maek teh likrish torpeedoes!
Poker Kitteh goes All In!
I’ll see yur jelly beenz an raze yu wun lollypop!
I’ll see ur jelleebeenz an lolleeplolp an raze u a entyre chawklit bar…. :pokerface:
Hmmm….yu look serius….I fold!
Yu wuz bluffin, wuzzint yu????
:pokerfayse:
*ZF has a fatal “tell”*
Hmmm…. I call yer chawklit bar, and rayses yoo a bottle of chawklit seerup.
Maus, I be onnest heer, I hazznt plaid poker since 1974….I fergitz teh protocolz as tew cawlin an razin an awl taht.
B taht az it mai, I seez ur chawklit seerup, an razez u a Willie Wonka gold bar.
Sheesh, Maus sew disskussted he leff teh poker gayme an dint come bakk!
Mebbe he iz still meetin wif teh semi-clueless peepul !!!
Sry. Teh pleh meetings continyoos… BRB.
Oh, nawt a nyce thot, huh. Hope he dint go wai mad at mii coz I fergotted hao to plai poker, lolz!
Ai see da chawklit bar and noms it and razes yew a bag of jelly babies.
ai goes awl in wif nyne lollypopz, elebinty billiom gumdropz, adn ayt-teem ring popz! :pokerfays:
I callz u! :slyte smirk:
wun foar eech lyfe?
eech lyfe haz awl dese royultyz attendin tew mee!
of the lidder bawx???????? Taht nawt in Hoylez!!!!! *pointz finger at N1P* Sheez cheetin, she brung in teh lidder bawx an it wuz full ob royal flushez!!! Tell her to stawp cheetin! :powtee face:
Pore liddle in no sent N1P, awwww, teeneetinee violnzez playin, u maeks mai hart bleed pnut budderanjellee.
luk at me. dunt luk at teh littur boks. luk at mai kyoot innocent fays. iz tihs a fays taht wud cheet? *batts eyes agin*
um, dat is kalled Miss Direkshun
Iz she teh wun hoo ansserz teh fone wen u triez tew tlak tew cusstomr serbiss?
Ok, kiddo, tyme to B hard-nozed heer
Battin eyez duz nuffin tew teh muvver of onlee boyz…..
I lukz at teh lidder bawx an I lukz at Hoylez, an I seez no menshun ob lidder bawxez in teh roolz. Try agenn
otae!
*putz awn kyootist, bebbehist, most hypnotyzingist fays*
yu awr unner mai kum Troll! yu willz nawt luk at teh littur boks. just at teh kyootness ov mai fays.
*tihs iz mai poker fays*
you called?
no, ai kawld mai kum Troll, nawt teh kayr troll!
But I have magical powers of control, too! Now you’ve gone and hurt my feelings, and that’s not nice!
wellz, ai notised taht yu iz karryin teh majik floot! yu izza spy foar mai ennymey, teh Majik Floot! hooz tryin tew cheet, nao! :smirk:
hehehe, BUSTED!
nebber cud anser tew taht, cud yu, ZF?
sownds sticky
Dem royals go potty lots doan day????
duz a bare **** in teh wudz?
A bare whut???
well, lessee….um. Wii gotz teh barenekkid guy ironin in teh NB, fer starterz.
Well den, teh barenekkid guy duzzint go in teh wood….cause LCB gots him handcufft to teh ironin bored!
hancuffs??!!