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One fer U & 17 fer me.
member 2 brush ur teef afteh eating awl dat candee.
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Deese no luks liek nips!
teh green wuns are nip flavured!
An teh orinje wuns is poysin!
Da kitteh iz saving deir hooman bai not letting dem hab teh orinje wons!! But… wai duz kitteh sai 17 for dem wen dere’s 19 in deir paw?
Beecaws kitteh dusent count too well. He failededed math in skool.
Silleh kitteh! Fishes go tew skool!
I thot wii wurnt spoze to eet teh green wuns – dat tehy wurnt ripe yet
Sew dass eben bedderer–msave sum fer later, wen theyz riep!
Yew plant da griin wuns tu grow gumball trees.
yu kawld?
two for you….39 for me, three for you, 195 for me….
ohai, COL! ai kan haz gumdrop?
Yu can has all yu like….my pinny gig is makin em as fast as he kan!
ai kant nom dem IRL, tho. ai haz tew be skinny. pleh! wii shud be abul tew nom wutever wii wuntz adn still be teeny tiny!
Dats ok…..caus teh pinny gig drops arent reely made frum shugar….LOL!
Little??? Hmmmm…..nah, nobuddy wud beleeve it!
N1P, iz u a dancer oar a jimnast, dat u haz tew be teh skinnee? Oar a model? Oar u runz cross-contree?
ai just haz tew fit inna prom dress next yeer!
Oh, pish-tosh, young laydee! But u iz rite, belleegenez is bad fur ya NEwaiz….
reely, ai wayz wut? elebinty billium powndz?
Sweetface, don’t concentrate on the weight; concentrate on your health. You don’t weigh elebenty billium pounds. How tall are you? What is your basic build? I know you want to look good for the dress, and that’s okay—but don’t make it the focal point of your life, okay?
mai sis-cat iz teh wun maykin mai konsentrayt awn it. ai reely iz over-wayt, adn pron iz an exkyoos tew keep buggin me abowt it.
I think you ment “prom” thar. “Pron”, or “pr0n”… *shudder*
Well, when IS prom? And how are you trying lo lose weight? Starving yourself is guaranteed failure—and you’re only 15, kiddo. You are still growing. When your family finds a Doc in the new place, ask her/him about what a good weight is for you. I have seen too many anorexics who started out weighing too much, and then their weight became their whole life…till they looked like sonmething out of a concentration camp, and that’s no exaggeration. Better yet—pray about it. See what the LORD says.
prom is aobut a year away, a bit less. We’re probably gonna buy a dress in September, when they’re on the clearance racks. I usually eat a lot of good home-cooked fattening stuff and never exercise, so I’m trying to reverse that. I am by no means starving myself, but I am eating significantly less and am trying to exercise several times a week. I’m still eating my mom’s home-cooked stuff, but not near as much as I would like. I am probably at least 100 pounds over-weight. *sigh* so I have to work now to get it off and later to keep it off.
One of the hazards of home-schooling, i guess! At least at ohai school you’d be walking between classes! Well, then i’ll relax a wee bit. Just concerned for you, honeybun. My own baby is 26, now—and i guess once a mother hen, always a mother hen! I’ll be praying for the grace and endurance you’ll need through all this. You know that discipline is part of our walk (see Hebrews 12), and you will do fine. GOD bless you, sweetie pie!!
<3! He duz! ai haz just enjoyed a nyse chikin-fryed stayk, mushyed tayterz, adn a salad! Yum yum!
Dey maik moar dan wun syz prom dres. Haow du ai noze? ai dint goze tu prom. but ai sabe mai sugurz fur chonklitz sted ub gumdrop. Wun fing iz dat wen yu ar smal pursun nd hab smal fete xtra wate maikz fete hurt.:)♥♥♥
hmm, zauberflote seemz tew finkso itz a gud ai-dee-uh! tew tew wun! teh eyez have it!
@@@@@@@@@, N1P!!!
ICK!!!
Teh pinny gigs dunot maek teh gumdrawps; tehy maek teh likrish torpeedoes!
Iz taht u, Sis?
Poker Kitteh goes All In!
I’ll see yur jelly beenz an raze yu wun lollypop!
I’ll see ur jelleebeenz an lolleeplolp an raze u a entyre chawklit bar…. :pokerface:
Hmmm….yu look serius….I fold!
Yu wuz bluffin, wuzzint yu????
:pokerfayse:
*ZF has a fatal “tell”*
Hmmm…. I call yer chawklit bar, and rayses yoo a bottle of chawklit seerup.
Maus, I be onnest heer, I hazznt plaid poker since 1974….I fergitz teh protocolz as tew cawlin an razin an awl taht.
B taht az it mai, I seez ur chawklit seerup, an razez u a Willie Wonka gold bar.
Sheesh, Maus sew disskussted he leff teh poker gayme an dint come bakk!
Mebbe he iz still meetin wif teh semi-clueless peepul !!!
Sry. Teh pleh meetings continyoos… BRB.
Oh, nawt a nyce thot, huh. Hope he dint go wai mad at mii coz I fergotted hao to plai poker, lolz!
Ai see da chawklit bar and noms it and razes yew a bag of jelly babies.
ai goes awl in wif nyne lollypopz, elebinty billiom gumdropz, adn ayt-teem ring popz! :pokerfays:
I callz u! :slyte smirk:
wun foar eech lyfe?
eech lyfe haz awl dese royultyz attendin tew mee!
of the lidder bawx???????? Taht nawt in Hoylez!!!!! *pointz finger at N1P* Sheez cheetin, she brung in teh lidder bawx an it wuz full ob royal flushez!!! Tell her to stawp cheetin! :powtee face:
Pore liddle in no sent N1P, awwww, teeneetinee violnzez playin, u maeks mai hart bleed pnut budderanjellee.
luk at me. dunt luk at teh littur boks. luk at mai kyoot innocent fays. iz tihs a fays taht wud cheet? *batts eyes agin*
um, dat is kalled Miss Direkshun
Iz she teh wun hoo ansserz teh fone wen u triez tew tlak tew cusstomr serbiss?
Ok, kiddo, tyme to B hard-nozed heer
Battin eyez duz nuffin tew teh muvver of onlee boyz…..
I lukz at teh lidder bawx an I lukz at Hoylez, an I seez no menshun ob lidder bawxez in teh roolz. Try agenn
otae!
*putz awn kyootist, bebbehist, most hypnotyzingist fays*
yu awr unner mai kum Troll! yu willz nawt luk at teh littur boks. just at teh kyootness ov mai fays.
*tihs iz mai poker fays*
you called?
no, ai kawld mai kum Troll, nawt teh kayr troll!
But I have magical powers of control, too! Now you’ve gone and hurt my feelings, and that’s not nice!
wellz, ai notised taht yu iz karryin teh majik floot! yu izza spy foar mai ennymey, teh Majik Floot! hooz tryin tew cheet, nao!
hehehe, BUSTED!
nebber cud anser tew taht, cud yu, ZF?
sownds sticky
Dem royals go potty lots doan day????
duz a bare **** in teh wudz?
A bare whut???
well, lessee….um. Wii gotz teh barenekkid guy ironin in teh NB, fer starterz.
Well den, teh barenekkid guy duzzint go in teh wood….cause LCB gots him handcufft to teh ironin bored!
hancuffs??!!
but…but LCB…haz teh…fyurminz! duz teh purpul dragun haz ebbryfing? NO! she duzzint haz mai Prince Caspian!
teh fyrepeepz iz 4 ebberybuddy! An Caspian, I finkso u shud nawt let him in heer
Well, LCB thottid dat teh YNG mite try to sneeky owt whin she wuz bizzy *talkin* to alla teh fyrmenz…an she duzzint wan to haf tu iron ennyfing, so she kuft him….dat’s what HE tole me ennywayz….
hee hee! he wuddint noes teh diffurence between a pooter adn a cheezburger!
COL… ai fink mebbe we needs to investigate dis more…
*puts on sherlock holmes cap and sticks bubblol pipe in mouf*
ai am hedding to teh NB to see wut dis is awl abowt. kthxbai
HAY! NAWTFURST! YU FURGOTTED YER CLOTHES!
they need irinin!
shhh!!! donut interupt! ai’m, uh, investigating YNG…
Yu guize let me no how fing turn owt in dere, hokay??? I’m goin up in teh hot ayre balloon….
shez ben gone a lawng tyme.
KWIK! KAWL TEH FYURMINZ TEW RESKYOO HUR!
Sew. Shoorlokk Humzz, iz YNG’z, um, ironn, um, hawt?
yes. very.
ew, wii duz need teh fyremenz, huh.
spozed to be, “Sew”
ai’m nawt objekting
Teh fyremenz can sew ?????
noes, but dey kan sing!
doe ray mee faw sew law tee doe!
Cormcratz yet aggain, Maus! I sew gullible I counted em nawt-sekkund, and den tryed to fink…..
ai cownted dem too!!
Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nin’teen for me
Cause I’m the Tax Man
Yea I’m the Tax Man
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cause I’m the Tax Man,
Yeah, I’m the Tax Man.
mai bossss’ akkowntents hab tihs sawng awwn der hold muzik. i dribz mee krazee, kuz its jus teh “‘Cause I’m the Tax Man, Yeah, I’m the Tax Man” part between nowncemints bout ther serbises. famkfully i duzzint need tu cawl dem dat mush…
kittehs iz moar jenerus than teh tax man
Hmmmmm, zipper? I finkz I seen dis abatar B4….nao I goze kwietlee crayzee…..
dew u meen teh craizee gee-o-metric desine by mai name?
or mai name itself?
teh kwiltee fing– but if u r a n00B, wellkome!!!
Sry, I gotta goez!
Eye am tankfel hee dont takez it all.
Oar da Candyman…
teh candyman can
do we reelee need tu warn u bowt teh orinj wuns? pleez be kaerful!
sowwy shMaus! Ay fink we wuz typeen at teh saem tyme!
GMTA, Smacky! Happens all teh tyme…
All your candiez are belonging to meh
FTW!!!
dunt drop mai gumdrops!
nice lol
Kitteh taeks teh playing ov CandeeLand bery seryuslee
Hiya PB2K…did yu git yur UPS yet?
No! :pout:
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teh UPS tracking site sez: THE RECEIVER REQUESTED THE PACKAGE BE DELIVERED TO AN ALTERNATE ADDRESS / THE ADDRESS HAS BEEN CORRECTED. THE DELIVERY HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
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(why it needz to yell at mii, I dunno…but dere it iz. I hoeps taht it’ll be delibered 2morrow)
Okie dokie…if not….yu rite me…my baby sis wurks for dem!
will do!
Kitteh not like too nom gumdrops. He use dem too bribe goggie.
iffn by ‘bribe’ yew mean ‘gloo mouf shut”
Der’s a diff.. dfifer… not da sameness?
U can has teh gumdrops, kitteh. Ai want all da Margajarita-flavurd Jelly Bellys.
GUD STUF!
jelly bellys !!!!! FTW!
I counted 18..
Soe did Ai, but Ai fort mus b rong, soe Ai keeps qwyet til sleepy sed 18.
My brother used to play this game with me when we were kids. Of course, I always got the one, never the 17.
sigh. brudders.
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mai brudder just moved across teh country to be a Real Person wif a Real Jawb, but ai realized dat wun thing ai lerned from him was teh kwick reflexes… he liked to punch me and trip me and stuffs, but by teh tyme he mooved he was akshully impressed by how i’d grab his hand b4 he was ablol to punch me.
.
survival of teh fittest
ai iz happitayl taht mai brudder izza gentulminz! nubber hit mee or nuffin! *sy* ai miss him. he iz werkin awl summer awae frum hoem
NIP, my brudder is nawt a gentleman (to me, at leest), but he seekretly lubs me. he is mean to me to show me he cares. srsly. iffn he didn’t care he’d just ignore me. also, every wuns in a whyle he shows akshual affekshun. like teh time his frend sed ‘hey KTNF’s brudder, ai wanna date ur sister” (zomgwtfbbq?!?!) and brudder cat was awl “ok, but jus don brake her hart kthxbai”. Wen ai hearded abowt dis ai wented to mai brudder and sed ‘hey brudder, fanks for telling teh boi nawt to trample on mai hart, dat’s nice!” brudder sed, “shut up,” then ai sed, “i lub yew, brudder.” and he sed, “ai lub yew too, KTNF.”
but he still lieks to do ‘reflex training’ wif me 
.
see? seekretlee he cares
hee hee! ai haz nyse brudder! ai finkso he lubbs mee tew mush tew tussle mee up!
My bro also used to do the typical big bro tortures, like pink belly
(holding you down and slapping your belly until it’s pink) and gluing
my fingers to each other or other things (like furniture), but he’d always
go out of his way to get me very nice presents with a lot of thought
put into them, so I know he actually liked me. Still trying to decide if
the presents made up for the whuppins.
Sowndz moar liek “surbible uv da fastest”
yep… he awlso picks me up and carries me around teh house. Not just when ai wuz a kidlet, he does it still!!!
ai forgotted to say that he carries me upside down!! lol
Ai’m glad tudai dat ai hab 2 bruvvurs hoo cud fite wif eech uvver nd leve me aloan nd no sistur hoo wud teez abowt hab tu luze waate. Ai fawt b4 it wud be naice tu hab a sistur.:)
I wuz teh oldes sistur. No cood hassel liddl sis, tho — she wuz teh tall an pretty wun. Sum of teh pleh guys wood say fings like, “Dat can’t bee yur sister — she’s kyoot!” or “We noes hoo got awl teh looks in yur fambly!” Good fing she wuz nice or I wood have beeten up on her.
Fooey on dem.
fooey is teh rite!
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ai has a happy teh bebbeh sister wuz nice… nice lasts longer than pretties anyway
Stoopy boys!
Datz y dey iz teh “pleh gyz” — dey nawt wurf ur uhtinshyun
Da gud gyz hoo R wurf ur uhtinshyun wood seez dat da reel byootee iz n da purr-sunalutee. I seez lawtsa gurlz hoo r ekstree kyoot but deyz nawt wurf gibbin da tymodai. Den dere r doze hoo r nawt wat moast peepz kunsidr grate-lukin, but dey r absutivlee, pawsolootlee da moastest fun 2 b wif! I druthr b wif uh fun gurl hoo iz sorta playn dan uh nokowt hooz un a**h**e
(naow, doan gitz me rong n fink I sed sumfin bowt ur seestur cuz I dint — U sed ursef she wuz nys)
Ono, I noes whut yu ment. Sis wuz nice an still iz. But I noed sum pritty gurlz hoo wuz nawt.
Dat works wif teh bois too — sumtimes teh hansum wuns be jus too stuk on demselfs.
[music notes] …To know, know, know me, Is to love, love, love me, and I do… (wif apololgiez to Teh Teddy Bears)
Like dat.
Maus u waz nawt sekkund! Adn ai thot ai wud giv concats! Mebbe dats olny anudder litter ov peeps hoo do dat all teh tmie..ah dunno…me nu kitteh heer…lol…
Um, if yu chek teh time, I wuz nawt-sekund too…same time, but I bow to Maus..one day, mebbe I will do it rite!
Oh, CLOL I sowwee! I missded taht. Wutchu wantz fer sillybrayshunz?
No, unless I makes it to teh top, it goez to Maus…I salute hims flyin fingerz!
Maybee we can haz a sweetie sillerybrayshun?
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Alphabet Candy
Buttermints
Coconut Iyce
D….
Ohai Tidmum!!! *bonk*
Deelishus candeez
Ebbereesortz (kinda liek awlsortz)
Fancy cobberded chawklitz
Good ol’ BabyRuthz
H…
Hyooj choklit chip cookyz
Ice kreem
J…
Jelleebeenz (sumbodee had ta sai it)
Kisses ob hershees
Lolliplolpz
MeltyKissez (iz teh reel, in TTJapan)
N…
Ohai Zauberflote
Nougat
Orinj froot gums
Pineapple rock
Q…
Quincysnerklez (an wutz dey whe deyz at home, u mai ask)
Rownd shapded chawklits, coynz, u noe
Sugarbabiez
T…
Ah, heck, Tidmum, Ohai!
U…
Okay, I aks…wut is dey?
I sayd u may ask, I dint say I new wut dey wuz
floot of much majikk, yur Quincysnerkles haz conjurred up imijes ov Jack Klugman snerkling kandies hwile dissekting a korpus.
Ugli froots…..
Vittles….
Warm chokklit cayke!!….
Xtra cookies….
Yummy candees…..
Zabiglione.
Hazelnusse-filled choklits
Ice cream choklits
Jelly-filled jellies
Kokonut Kandies
L…
Date-nut dremez
Eestur egz
Figmentz ub majnashun
Giraffe shaip chonklitz
H
Gma! I lurves teh abatar!!!!
Nawt-melted M&Mz
Ovver kyndez ov kandeez
P…
Peenut budder kupz
Qumquatz
R…
Ohai, {{{{{ZF}}}} Fankz, Iz mai Arly. Ai mis u las weke or so. But yu ar bak tudai wif a benjuns! ai nebbur cud lurn tu plai pokur at awl.
Yesh, yoo wuz awlso noes to noes FTW wiff maus, COL! Wired Press can onlee X-press won atta thyme, tho at won thyme, more than won won. w00t, w00t, w00t, 4 maus and CrazyOlolLady!
yer commint makes me dizzy. lawts a wun and thymes… ai fink ai need a nap
*snzzzzzzz*
Welkum!!! Iz alwais nyce to heer frum new peeps!
Ohai Percy! I lurvez to meet noo peepz!
EEEEEEEEEK!
**** sigh ****
Qwit usin mai name…..jeesh !!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!111!1!1
WHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT ????
RUN, EECK, RUN!
What for…iz dere chokklit sumware ?????
uh…umb…maebee….derez a…maus chaysin yu?
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!
Nawt gonna run frum teh Maus……ai finks ai can taykes him…
**** PUT EM UP, PUT EM UP ******
*Pops in from his meeting*
*NOSE BONK*
*Disappears*
“Heyyy,,,whadja do dat for ?????”
Ohai percycat – Yu has verrah kewl qwilty-avatar thingy. An yr lolspeek is verrah gud!! Welcum!! Yu will liek playin hear. We has fun an sillyness an sumtiems braynetwisting goofees.
Ohai, Percy! wii needz a sillybrayshum foar noo cat, Percy! zauberflote, wii kan haz a choklit kayk? adn wii needz streemurz adn cumfetty! adn ebbryfing!
Chawklit caek coolin awn teh cownter, waytin fer frostin. But wii got a sweet sillybrayshun up teh thred a bit, sew I brings owt the caek wif no frostin. An heerz sum cweenfetti:
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯ
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ޟޅށﷲ’
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯ
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’
ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ఖర౧…ޯޟޅށﷲ’ޟޅށﷲ’
I needz tew praktiss mai cweenfettee, obivusslee.
Ai finkso u wroted a buk der, ZF, insted ob making qweenfettee.
Awl taht cweenfetee stakkd uhp lik taht luukd lik kak
ta moi…adn tuday it haz eben mo fillin tehn it hadz
yetterday…did u notis taht? Taht’s misteeryus.
Eben mo betta teh nex day!
dey latte adn dollah shortz….frm Goodwill sto…
Z O M G
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DELISHUS!!!!!!!!
Alwaiz happee tew waek a sleepin kitteh
awlways happee to be waked by cake!
but ware iz teh gest ov on-ur? PERCY! WARE AWR YU?!
Ai hopes us did nawt scare him awai……..
Nawt 2 skard…twas bizzy eatin teh beeg choklit cake..adn trin 2 figger
owt ware 2 makelikareply..2 dis, awr 2 dis, awr 2 dis won..
Thx summo…
Duffy-cat, yo abatar luks likka kool surfers kros awn tis sied.
Iz improted frum Rabya? Heeerz nuvvur hanful fur yu.
ﻆﺡﺥﺪﺭﺰﺰﻑﻷ
I dunno ware she getz it, I finkz she maeks it herslef! Wii can uze ebberee bit fer this partee tho!
But I gotta go, I been heer tew lawng az it iz…. Wavez bye bey tew alla happee peepz!
Umm, dat beez teh Arabik—duz ennywun kno wut ZF is sayin?
Ai gotz tu wunduring tu, haop we dint sai ennyfing bad.
Tanx Ebrabuddy ! Ai luv chawklit uv nny kynd ! Zauberflote-cat I tawt yur konfety wuz da kak adn thot Wowee dats a lotta lairs fer a kak…adn ai put strombary and creem cheez adn nilla creem n tween awl doze lairs adn ated it.
Tanx Duffy-cat abut teh vary randum abatar. Ai dint lik it cuz it luukd lik ah saw
blaid…EECk…ohai eeckthecat-cat Tis okay lux lika pinweel 2 moi 2.
adn ohai tidmum-cat
adn ohai No1inparticular-cat
adn ohai CrazyOldLady-cat
sosorri ai tuk solonga ta repli.
tahtz otae! ai wuz just wunderin ware yu wuz!
{{{{{PercyCat}}}}}
I am bringin teh hugemongous hot ayre balloon….everybuddy aboard…we are gonna eat teh choklit cake up in teh sky….an drop alla teh cormfetti on teh peeps below!!
YAY! yu chanjed yur naym, CLOL!
“Wya up n da ski..n moi buutiful bahluun ! Baybe whee cn fliiiiiiiiiii……”
I kinda fot yu wood like it, PercyCat!!!
no lick-o-rich wun!
Pig Pen: “Hi Charlie Brown! Wawnt sum gumdrawpz?”
Charlie Brown: “Sure”
PP: “Deyz only bin in mai pokkitz 4 uh week. Lessee, I gotz sum grene wuns, sum red wunz, sum yella wunz, sum perpl wunz, n sum blak wunz”
CB: “Dey awl lukz blak 2 me”
PP: “Hmm… Dey duz 2 me 2 … datz berree straynj…”
CB: “N uh liddul bit nawzeeaytin…”
Deh comic stripz uv dais gone by…………..
Yeh, da owldeez but still da gudeez…
But U noe, himz dinna gitz 2 rite P-nutz 4 fiftee yeerz cus it wuz bad……
Wun fr yu – an wun fr me.
Wun fr yu maiks tu – an wun, tu fr me.
Wun fr yu makes tree – an wun, tu, tree fr me.
Wun fr yu mayks foar – an wun, tu, tree, foar fr me.
Wun fr yu maeks fyve….
Wun foar Huey, wun foar Donald. Wun foar Looey, wun foar Donald. Wun foar dooey, wun foar Donald.
Hm! It luks liek sumbuddy alredy pikd owt teh red ones!!! No fare!!
Teh red ones iz scary….mite be cherry,mite be cinnymon (yuk!)
Ooh, troo, eektc – is nasstee lukin forwurd to a cherree bite an gettin tungburnt.
*sthpitplehplehpleh*
…but I don’t even want one, kitty. And neither, I think, do you.
Trust me on this.
Datz problee troo… kitteh hoo tryz 2 nom gumdrawpz goze liek dis:
“nnnnnnnnnnnnnnommmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnommmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnommmmmmmmmmm”
Bowt liek p-nutz buddr
Dat kitteh be cheatin in da game!
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ohai, LCB! did joo reely handkuff teh YNG tew teh irinin bord?!
Depends. Did he file a complaint?
Even moar important: Did he file through teh cuffs?
wut if he did bofe? nawtfurst went tew investigayt it prolly aobwt an howr ago.
Ah. Well, I know how thorough she likes to be with her investigations, so I wouldn’t worry about her for another few hours.
snert
OK, these work better.
Oh, Teho, u just has to free-associate a little is all.
Here is link to yesterday’s, wif teh lion cub avec kitteh:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/28/funny-pictures-abot-you-just-cant-put-my-nose-on-it/#comment-334366
I count 18. There is a red one barely seen behind the right one in the group of 2 yellows.
I believe there are EIGHTEEN gum drops in that picture *ahem!*
there is acually 18… but still super cute!!!!!!!!!
The extra one is the “one for you”
THERE ARE *FOUR* LIGHTS!!!!
(*grate eppysoad, 2*)
BEATLES FANS IN THE HOUS?
“nao let me tel u how it will b / ther’s 1 4 u, 19 4 me”
Taxman kitteh, y/n?
Be thankful he don’t take them all….
I’m impresed that you counted the actual number of gumdrops!
Ahh… I don’t like those… But Cats eat Cat food and I don’t Like Cat Food. My Cat Doesn’t like Raisens but i do
He shoulda put the 1 extra in front of the camera as like a blur
Kitteh akkountint uuses gumdropses iynsted ov abakus; moar handee, him sez;
Iyf akkountyng geyts tuu kompleekatid, adn wurk pileses wai tuu hai,
Kitteh jes eets sume ov teh gumdropses adn levuls aowt teh wurk lode… :wink”
T3h Mathemmattikkz
sowndz abowt ryte. Kitteh getz
getz moast awll t3h tyme
Kitteh needz awll t3h
ennurrjee shez canz getz 2
taykz ober T3h Wurld!
Hewminz no reekwyrz
shoogurr. Dey needz munneez 2
maykz plump Cheezburgrz
Jack.
kittehz awlwaez git teh most!
Awsum maath skilz!!
Dat sownz abowt rite.
kitteh getz teh lyon’s shayre ob corse
And that one for you just happens to be that yucky licorice one. I frown every time I pick one of those out of a bag of Jelly Beans.
It is my cat, Pie, and I was drawing the gumdrops for a children’s book when he came along and decided he wanted to steal them from me after he nommmmed one and liked it XD http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/shouga/165287532305_0_ALB.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/shouga/535097532305_0_ALB.jpg
=^..^=
Dose pikshures ov Pie ar soe kyuoote; yuu kan sea taht hims rlly njoiyed teh
gumdropses;
Hims bees a rlly beautimusfull kitteh!!!!
Awlsoe yuu rlly shud let the Cheezes knoe taht iyt’s yuur pikshure soe taht tehy kan kredit yuu az teh originatur!!!
diz kitteh iz ratha generus!
jenerus kitteh.. expexz gratitood!
Let’s me tell you’s how its wil bees: Da songs sez “one fer u NINTEEN fer me’s” !!!1!
I counted 18.
I can’t believe they counted the gumdrops.
I can’t believe I counted them to check.
*Face palm*
There must be a medication for this…
GIMME ONE OF THOSE. MY SUGER LVLZ R LOW WAAAAAAH WHY DO U GOT 17 AND I GOT NUN!
Cuz I teh Taxman! Yeayayah, teh Taxman, yeah!