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pilloz has a flavor
I’m in yr bed, droolin on yr pilloh!
Concats on yr top spots two-kittehs an Maus!
Ur sheetz, dey iz damazk flaevr. Maek me fink of happi barfin’ spot on ur tablecloth…. *aww dreams*
fanks tribble!
that sounds like mah kitteh, himz does this ebery night
mah pillo warming serbice, let me show U it
concatdroolashuns! haz u a rekwest foar songndanz? I fink maus is stronglee hinting dat i shudnt do teh sawng (he has teh intooitif grasp ob teh obvious), so i bolunteerz him!
fanks mary O, how were your trip to Peru?
Has U seen cookie’s human I hasn’t seen her in a while
for celeberushunz since the kitteh ar sleeping we sings a lullaby
or a loud song to wakes kitteh up?
my trip was maaaahvelus. no, i hazn’t seen C’sH; i wuz just wundring ware she be.
i’m inclined to let sleepin kittehs lie. (dey gonna fib anyways about not being fed)
so how bout a lullabye- take it away Mausee!
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSKXXXXXXXXZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
*yawn*
*streeeeeetttttccccchhhhh*
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dat wuz a grate lullaby - no wunner I sleeped so lawng!
Is Pwned2K home now? We bin prayin hards fer ew to be bettah.
An ai, too, wuz just wondering where she (Cookie’s human) is. ai’m nawt shur ai hav scene hur since teh day she came hoam bringing us awl the beautiumus prezzints.
Ai wuz thinking ov adding hur to mai “call aut to tem missing! “
dis allus my dilme…demill…problum - njoy teh kyoot oar snorglz teh kyoot an wakey teh kitteh. i ushully snorglz. mai self kontrol, ai kannot show u it…
kitteh dreamz of a world
where there beez foreber homes
for all kittehs
wid plenty of gooshie fuds and nipz
sunshines and snorglez
and warm lapz to snooze on
Beautiful Dream[er]
kitteh haz dreem
dreem haz flavor
pillow haz damp
BLARGH, I is ded!
I finks we needs a :drool: emoticon on WeirdPress.
No, no, no wuz posed tu bee : P but cloze tugedder.
dis wut I wuz talking abowt this mornin– : P is a ick-wutz-dat-in-mai-soop fayce, nawt a smyley face!
I sekkund dat emoticon!
whut’s luvv butta sekkund-hand emoticon?
Emoticon fore sayle. Wun careful owna, low milage, uzed for sundai driving on blogsites.
lets c if dis wurkz…
Nawt kwyt…spozda b driplets ob waturz comin owt ob mouf.
from the cuteness of the sleeping kitteh
OOOH, hims looks like my little Pepper who died in 2001. Is cute picture but mayks me sad.
:””(
tis is a druel emoticon
: -I…..
{{{miss foots}}}
He’s dead Jim!
But… but… he’s not wearing a red shirt!
Wunner who be wearin the red shirt on “Lost” 2-nite……..
i b al bout dem blng blng.i kepe dat stap erey dea ot mke em sammy chay n stuf
no red shirt meenz
karachter will be brot bak 2 life
by end of espisode
♫ i loooooooove you droooooleeee, truuuly indeeed…
Well… teh new dongle shirley haznt helpded yer singing…
garblold in, garbloled out?
garglold in, garglold out, mebbe?
yah, dat prolly werks betta-
i wuz going for a combo of garble and garbj to cast asp urchins on wot you mit’ve put in teh dongle.
how duz won git a spurjins in adongle?
Wif Teh Unibersel Cereal Bus, ov corse…
duz taht bus go to Battle Creek?
Oh luk, heer kumz a Unibersal Cereal Bus noaw!
*Hopz on and and goez fer a ride.
*Bus stopz at deh Cheerios billding,
*adn at deh Rice Krispeez billding.
*adn deh Wheeteez billding,
*adn deh peer wear Capn Krunch has dokked himz ship.
*keepz riding, lukking 4 deh Spurjinz. **
Don’t callz me Shirley.
play dead, kitteh
good kitteh
At leest hims has pilloh.
Wai is mai keybored wet?
Dats strange. Wen I luk in de mirror mai cheek sez ytrewq.
Snerk!
Ah, teh happeetung - I has a happeetung kitteh. When Im skritchin his hed gentlee or rubbin his belleh, or wehn hes sittin amids a pile of nip, teh happeeur an purrier he is, teh furthur owt teh tung comz.
Is so kyoot.
If droolee.
i has consen… comcen…. wen i is finkinn tung. Wen i is finkinn, my tung stiks owt. Carnet help it. Mush hilller… hila…. larfing at me ensoos.
Ummm…mebbe ai shud sneek home & see if mai kittehs r doin dis onna mai pillo….
it felt so good out, i thot I’d leave it out.
Hold it right there!
hold it rite here or rite there?
or just hold it ?
That’s you riohnna! You guys, that’s riohnna.
‘zdat yr kitteh? kyuuuuuuuuute! luckky u!
In mai famlee we calls dis “wetarded tung”.
I no, is not berry pee-see ting to say.
i think that most people would not like an uncaring stranger to comment on an obvious congenital syndrome or deformity.
birth defects occur in over 11 percent of the population.
you will never know if your off-hand comment will unknowingly hurt a blameless person[ or their friends or family ].
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if im a caretroll or a wet blanket- so be it
fankyoo Kayjoy
I gets berree upset wen peeps yooses dat werd.
u not care troll kayjoy, u caring. dere b a diffruns.
{{kayjoy}}
Wud never say it bout a purson. Sowwy.
dust mites
tehy has a flavr