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shh. kitteh sleepin.

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two_kittehs

pilloz has a flavor

Tribble

I’m in yr bed, droolin on yr pilloh!
Concats on yr top spots two-kittehs an Maus!

elfinugget

Ur sheetz, dey iz damazk flaevr. Maek me fink of happi barfin’ spot on ur tablecloth…. *aww dreams*

 
two_kittehs

fanks tribble!
that sounds like mah kitteh, himz does this ebery night
mah pillo warming serbice, let me show U it

 
 
mary O'Spockn

concatdroolashuns! haz u a rekwest foar songndanz? I fink maus is stronglee hinting dat i shudnt do teh sawng (he has teh intooitif grasp ob teh obvious), so i bolunteerz him!

two_kittehs

fanks mary O, how were your trip to Peru?
Has U seen cookie’s human I hasn’t seen her in a while
for celeberushunz since the kitteh ar sleeping we sings a lullaby
or a loud song to wakes kitteh up?

mary O'Spockn

my trip was maaaahvelus. no, i hazn’t seen C’sH; i wuz just wundring ware she be.

i’m inclined to let sleepin kittehs lie. (dey gonna fib anyways about not being fed)
so how bout a lullabye- take it away Mausee!

Maus

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSKXXXXXXXXZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

PwnedBy2Kittehs

*yawn*
*streeeeeetttttccccchhhhh*
.
dat wuz a grate lullaby - no wunner I sleeped so lawng!

midnightsdeer

Is Pwned2K home now? We bin prayin hards fer ew to be bettah.

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An ai, too, wuz just wondering where she (Cookie’s human) is. ai’m nawt shur ai hav scene hur since teh day she came hoam bringing us awl the beautiumus prezzints.

Ai wuz thinking ov adding hur to mai “call aut to tem missing! “

 
smackymcgee

dis allus my dilme…demill…problum - njoy teh kyoot oar snorglz teh kyoot an wakey teh kitteh. i ushully snorglz. mai self kontrol, ai kannot show u it…

 
 
 
two_kittehs

kitteh dreamz of a world
where there beez foreber homes
for all kittehs
wid plenty of gooshie fuds and nipz
sunshines and snorglez
and warm lapz to snooze on

 
stagehanddan

kitteh haz dreem
dreem haz flavor
pillow haz damp

 
 
 
Maus

I finks we needs a :drool: emoticon on WeirdPress.

Tribble

No, no, no wuz posed tu bee : P but cloze tugedder.

zauberflote

dis wut I wuz talking abowt this mornin– : P is a ick-wutz-dat-in-mai-soop fayce, nawt a smyley face!

 
 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

I sekkund dat emoticon!

kitkay

whut’s luvv butta sekkund-hand emoticon?

jd

Emoticon fore sayle. Wun careful owna, low milage, uzed for sundai driving on blogsites.

 
 
 
Patrick

lets c if dis wurkz…

:razz:

Patrick

Nawt kwyt…spozda b driplets ob waturz comin owt ob mouf.

 
 
 
two_kittehs

from the cuteness of the sleeping kitteh

miss foots

OOOH, hims looks like my little Pepper who died in 2001. Is cute picture but mayks me sad.
:””(

tis is a druel emoticon

: -I…..

two_kittehs

{{{miss foots}}}

 
 
 
Maus

But… but… he’s not wearing a red shirt!

eeckthecat

Wunner who be wearin the red shirt on “Lost” 2-nite……..

joepwnsbks

i b al bout dem blng blng.i kepe dat stap erey dea ot mke em sammy chay n stuf

 
 
catalogical humor

no red shirt meenz
karachter will be brot bak 2 life
by end of espisode

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

♫ i loooooooove you droooooleeee, truuuly indeeed…

Maus

Well… teh new dongle shirley haznt helpded yer singing… :cool:

mary O'Spockn

garblold in, garbloled out?

Maus

garglold in, garglold out, mebbe?

mary O'Spockn

yah, dat prolly werks betta-
i wuz going for a combo of garble and garbj to cast asp urchins on wot you mit’ve put in teh dongle.

kitkay

how duz won git a spurjins in adongle?

Maus

Wif Teh Unibersel Cereal Bus, ov corse…

PwnedBy2Kittehs

duz taht bus go to Battle Creek?

PwnedBy2Kittehs

:oops: Fanks, eeck! iz a meeshigun fing…. :)

 
 
 
cweenmj

Oh luk, heer kumz a Unibersal Cereal Bus noaw!
*Hopz on and and goez fer a ride.
*Bus stopz at deh Cheerios billding,
*adn at deh Rice Krispeez billding.
*adn deh Wheeteez billding,
*adn deh peer wear Capn Krunch has dokked himz ship.
*keepz riding, lukking 4 deh Spurjinz. **

 
 
 
 
 
 
greasycat

Don’t callz me Shirley.

 
 
 
keogh

play dead, kitteh
good kitteh

 
MelONyx

At leest hims has pilloh.

Wai is mai keybored wet?

Dats strange. Wen I luk in de mirror mai cheek sez ytrewq.

 
 
Duffy

Ah, teh happeetung - I has a happeetung kitteh. When Im skritchin his hed gentlee or rubbin his belleh, or wehn hes sittin amids a pile of nip, teh happeeur an purrier he is, teh furthur owt teh tung comz.
Is so kyoot.
If droolee.

snoo

i has consen… comcen…. wen i is finkinn tung. Wen i is finkinn, my tung stiks owt. Carnet help it. Mush hilller… hila…. larfing at me ensoos.

 
 
eeckthecat

Ummm…mebbe ai shud sneek home & see if mai kittehs r doin dis onna mai pillo….

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

it felt so good out, i thot I’d leave it out.

Kayjoy

hold it rite here or rite there?
or just hold it ?

 
 
 
 
pinkhoody

That’s you riohnna! You guys, that’s riohnna. :D

mary O'Spockn

‘zdat yr kitteh? kyuuuuuuuuute! luckky u!

 
 
DSH

In mai famlee we calls dis “wetarded tung”.

I no, is not berry pee-see ting to say.

Kayjoy

i think that most people would not like an uncaring stranger to comment on an obvious congenital syndrome or deformity.
birth defects occur in over 11 percent of the population.
you will never know if your off-hand comment will unknowingly hurt a blameless person[ or their friends or family ].
.
if im a caretroll or a wet blanket- so be it

tidmum

fankyoo Kayjoy
I gets berree upset wen peeps yooses dat werd. :sad:

 
cweenmj

u not care troll kayjoy, u caring. dere b a diffruns. :) {{kayjoy}}

 
DSH

Wud never say it bout a purson. Sowwy.

 
 
 
catalogical humor

dust mites
tehy has a flavr

kitkay