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*snert* concats awn ur nawt sekkund, Mausy!!! Yew reddy for a partee???
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wat drink anda dancie wud you leik?
Ai finks wii needz dis song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Naus… awl uz katz an’ kittehs needz dis song:
Subtrakkin’ cookies iz my kinz uv funz!
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!
Swedish Chef, FTW!
He cracked me up.
I iz reddy fer a partay. Unfortuneately, my werks hazza diffrunt idear. Moer pleh meetings wif Clooless Soots…
I haz figgerded owt hao Maus duzz this ting cawllded _Nawt-sekkund”. He haz moar tahn wun cumpyooter, an wun ov them is dedicated tew ICHC, an it goes “binggggg” wen there’s a noo lolpic.
Datz hao I’d dew it if I ran teh serkus!
Niec theeoree, but WRONG!!!!! I duz it “teh old fashundeded wai”.
Hay! No sneekin up awn mai theereez! U spozed to b inna cloolesssoot meetin wile I tlakz bowt u behyne ur bakk!
Meeting @ 1:00, but I can brings mai lappytop to tihs wun. TTFN!
teehee.. they is gunna think yew are awl sorts of efficient wehn yew is typoin away in teh meeting. little do dey kno….
heee- try to maek him snerk at innapropriate time in meeting!
¡¡¡¡oh, oh, oh,¡¡¡¡ even better, make him spew coffee or sumfin on the scream of teh laptop!
….howz ai luv teh ebbil thots uv awl u guys !!
8) heh heh , wii goze owt to teh NB at bowt 1:30 an talkz wif YNG, an haz teh horseplai wif Petunia an B.R.
Laydeez, rip ur bodissez! :checkered flag:
….let teh gaymes beegin!!……
Oh mai, must….find……kamera…and film, must hab film-lots of film.
PIKTURS NAWT ALLOWED !!!!!!
No, Ifinkso wii needz teh kamera sew Maus kan see wut he’z missin. NEwaiz, wii iz awl yung an gorjiss heer, rite?
RITE??? Bedder bee!!!!
*snerk*
*Did you say something Mr. Maus?*
No. Sorry. Having a little allergy trouble. Please continue.
ROFLMAO!!!!
Mausies hoo offin habbing der pants awn fyre shud be carefull hoo dey mite be offending, dontchu fink? Hmmmmm?
oh, mr mausie.
*pouting*
you fergotted to greet me propurrlee.
nao i is awl upset.
*continyous pouting*
OK. Meeting’s over. Hey, where is everybody?
*Reads back through the thread*
Holy Underwear, Batman!
*Grabs camera*
*Runs toward the NB*
*Screeeeeeech*
*Grabs MaryO*
*Kisses left cheek*
*Kisses right cheek*
Hello, I must be going…
*Runs toward NB*
we is nawt wearing holey underwear!!!!!
Hey Maus, bring x-tra film, I’m running out!
Not to worree. I gots my digeetal cameramera wif the elebenty gigabit memree card…
*Open door to NB*
Wowsers!
*SnapFlashClikketySnapFlashClikkety*
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*outsyde teh NB*
ai dunt ebben wunt tew noes!
Wowsers…dats a fast kamera!!
Maus, why yew taking awl those piksures of teh fyremens?
Oh… um… Hi guys! Gotta run!
*Scampers into The Maus Hole*
wii reely haz tew figger owt ware taht maus hole iz so wii kan block off hiz unlee escape root!
oh NIP, you’ve alreddy been lukkin!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1247087
CheezNIP
yer lolpick went tew bottom of page…………….. duzznt noew wai…………
oh it moved…………… who moved teh cheez…… ai refreshed n refreshed…..dis WP gettin weirder n weirder!!!
runz up to jamamamamakitty_
♫♫♫♫ High on a hill was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd …
*runz off giglololling*
oh sure, coming at me from awl directions………. hands over ears……..screaming!!!! (ai can’t hear yew………….. nananananananananananananananananan)
gramma jamama? wai did joo hand over yur eerz tew maryo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaD9Ozdthg8
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
but taht still duzzint tell mee wai yu gayb yur eerz tew maryo
ai din’t wantem innymoar………. seh can keeps mai earwerms!!!
dat wuz a cyooooooooot catch! yew’s gettin preddy clebber yung ladeeeee
hee hee!
R yew reddy 4 teh “no need tew diet” lekshur?? yew probbly way awl ob 95 pounds!! plz dew nawt obsess ober yer wait!!! dint yew say teh prom is NEXT year? yr still at teh age wen if yew dont eat for a day yew lose 5 pounds!! (i miss dose days)
akchooly, add abowt ahunnred powndz tew taht adn yu gotz mai wayt. *sy*
same here N1P…..+/-
ai dunt fink ai cud put awn a fansy dress adn luk gud i it. ai iz nawt a hyooj baloom, but ai iz still tew big. blargh.
sry LIL NIP, ai hopes ai din’t hurt yer feelins………. ai wudden do dat 4 the whirld {{{cheezNIP}}}
wut yew duz 4 exercise? iz dat part ob teh home skool curriculum? jus walkin is gud stuffs…….. beddar dan nawt eatin (so dey say)
ai lurves yew jus teh way yew are
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjiEc8QbPOA
ai walkz a liddul adn ai awlso yoos teh danse videeoh gaym momcat bot mee.
Dey mai kweschun him abowt y he kaym tu meetins ob cloolesoots wif a rubbur glub awn hims hed…n sum skribblins awn it.
N y u has dukytayp awn ur hed n wuts wif teh blankit n cuppa hawt choklit?
N y u mutterin abowt kyoot kittehs?
N y u mutterin abowt taks formz?
N hooz dis “Ceilingcat” ob wich u speek?
*Pops in from meeting*
FTW Patrick!
*Back to meeting*
Mr. Maus, HR here, we has teh compny program tew helps wit peeps laik yew…. we gibs yew wun warnin and den we has teh last chance memorandumb
Is teh program called ICHC Anominominominous?
Mr. Maus, are yew making lite ob deh situasian here?? At XZY company we cawls it Emplolyee Assistinc Program an ai seriously recommmmmend dat yew pay attentshun yung man (Nawt YNG) or we will has tew takes teh static measures
I iz tinkin we ned teh songz fom the coffee shop on club penguin!
itz gud. vry party lik! *Givez Maus cookiez*
LOL. T’anks, Maus.
Iz vewwwy crewl for da dieter…but luf it anywayz
Ai will zap tehm wif mai lazurs!
GMTA, rhsb
oops! ai was too quick, and I misseded ur nawt seccund, rhsb! Concats!!!! Wanna hed over to teh TY BooTeek??
Thanks, KTNF!
Dis iz teh nawt seckund tyem ai’ve been tihs cloes 2 nawt seckund!
Sew, wat’s in teh Ty Boo Teek?
Well, wii haz a noo shipmnet ob axes…aksor…accciss…little bitz an peesez frum teh Caep Cawd. Tyezez an skarfz wif liddle lop-stahz oar cahnoo paddlzez oar walez awn tehm; awlsoe sum see-glass. U liek?
Can ai goes 2 Caep Cawd insted? A trip 2 teh beech sownds nyes rite abowt nao. U can buk mi a trip?
*pawziez typin madlee*
*fynez GRATE deel awn flite*
*hitz enter juss in tyme*
Der u goez, rhsb! U iz bookded bidness class awn Luffthanza foar a awl-ekspensez-payed 3 week trip at the tyme ov ur choozin. K?
kthxbai!
**grabs her itty-bitty-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot bikini and runs toward the airport**
*wayvz bye bye!* Haz a gud tyme, get u sum sunskreen wen u getz there!
adn, not to fergit, we haz teh Ty fud over at teh TakeeOutee located twix tehMOS liberry adn dBeaker Labs. Igor has been buzee formulaicking new edibul carryout containers to redoos impakt on teh enbironmint. He’s promist nawt to use eny bwainz for teh ingreedimints. Coarse, he may hab had his fingerz crost behind his bak…
Oar….he may hab had hiz fingerz behyne hiz bakk cuz he gotz no moar fingerz left, deyz awl in teh cormtaynerz ;-P
Igor a Ty naem, rite?
Howdy! Did yoo survives teh dongle instellaeshun?
hiiiissssssssssss *pop *crackkkkkle hissssssssss * weeeeeeeouuoeeeeee pop
(sounds of static as in short wave radio unable to tune in )
¿Como? Ah, lo siento, señor, no comprendo. no hablo inglés.
Maus! Didjoo bork Mary O?
Uhhhh….dat sounded reely bad…….
*snerk*
*Pops in from meeting*
*Sticks a big stalk of celery in MaryO’s other ear*
How’s that? Let me know…
*Back to meeting*
nom nom nom nom… ugh! ai go celery strings in mai mouf!
got*
wana string bass ta stingz dem awn? Iz sure Iz gotz wun in a baux sumwhere round hear!
momcat
Terrgvatf VPUPyvatf! Gnxrf hf gbb lre yrrqre. Lbb zhfg tvof hf nyyn lre purrmohetref!
Lissen at him, he sew cyooot! Hii tawkz jess lyke Grundoon! Grs! Grs! Anna fish frum teh fission sea jumps into his armz!
uh, ohes. REDALURT!!
we bean invaded by aleeyuns wanton our chzbrgrs.
luks like i bettah start singing- ’tis teh onlee thing pertektin teh planet-my singin oof kee. is pain full nao, but oon dae you’ll fnak me…
hmmmm. got dis ideeyah frum jamammamamakitteh:
♫♫♫♫ Hi onna a hill was a lonelee goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd …♫♫♫
snigglefritzin smurger poopyhed badassbottums!!! an ai gots it outa mai hed toooooo……….. arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
spose yew fink dats funnee…. hmmmmmmmmmmm??? hands on hips….. toe tappin………. frowny face
yup, i duz…
well sings it in Peruvian den!!! go ahead…….. try
HAY! kan yuz kwiet down in dere? ai iz tryin tew watch YooooooToooooobe!
Tnnnnnnnnnuuuu! RNEJREZ! Eha Njnnnnnnnnllll!
Jung, lbh qba’g yvxr zl fvatvat? Nj. V’z pehfurqrqrq.
Jr zhfg yrnir guvf cynarg vzzrqvngryl! Gurve jrncbaf ner gbb cbjreshyy!
isssh awl greeks tew me!!!
naw, not greek.
use dis if you lost yr. dekoder ring from the Univ. Cereal Box
http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
Swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
island
swamp swamp swamp swamp
mountain mountain
island
forest!
ummm. teh aleeyns aer eetin my posts!! i just lost 2…
http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
jamamamamakitty, if you losted yr. deekoder ring, use dat^ to dekode our silliness.
i no if i post dis duh otter wun will sho up. oh wells.
Maus
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/poison/
farex! v oebggrq bhg gur JZQ (jrncbaf znel qrgehpgvbafjvs). ohg fvapr gur beaw znhfrf ner cbvfba, v jhaqrem whfg unb cblfva lbh ner? lbh tbg gru beaw unve?
Ab benatr unve. Ohg LBH qb! Onq fvatvat NAQ benatr unve. Gnyx nobhg lre JZQf. naljnl… tbggn eha. Unf n thq jrnxraq. *nvexvff*
Fjnzc fjnzc fjnzc fjnzc
zbhagnva zbhagnva
fjnzc fjnzc fjnzc fjnzc
zbhagnva zbhagnva
vfynaq
fjnzc fjnzc fjnzc fjnzc
zbhagnva zbhagnva
vfynaq
sberfg!
*nvexvff*
R u guyz recytin Vogon powetry ur sumfin ?????
hee HHGuide ref! No Vogon poetree, yet. Use the above linkee to decode.
whew…………. *werks ebbrytyme* won’t get dat earwerm stuck in hed!! HA
pobre chica Maria de la Oo, tu es un nino a hora? “hablo” es por ninos, “habla” es por ninas! Que paso?!
momcat
(la madre de dos gatitios!)
hablo is first person singular conjugation of teh verb hablar. My memories of HS Spanish class, let me recite them for you.
aw u is faster wif teh grammar ov espanlol
lol Senor Stoltz (Spanish teecher) would be sew proud of me!
si- iz quite troo, butz u gotz ta ‘member dat Espanol iz genda specifi fur mani wurds- gurls getz an “a” bois gets an “o”…. don ask me whi ’cause I don no!
- I nawt dat gud in spanish, iz jus dat da skool I wuz wurkin inna skool dat wuz 9/10ths spanish speakin. I gotz ta wurk wif 5 diffeernt non-berbal spanish kiddoz- sos got correcteded lots….
momcat
ai fink dis would be correct if we were using an adjictive, not a verb, like hablar. MaryO, I can has confirmation?
Si, es la verdad.
yew hablol espanlol?
si, señorita. muy bien.
hablo (I speek)
hablas (you speek -familyur)
habla (he, she, you formal-Ud.)
hablamos (we speek)
hablaís (y ‘all speek)
hablan (they speek, formal yáll speek – Uds. )
mi, tu, su,
nuestro, su-
I just stepped inna pile of goo!
.
I wish you could all hear me sing that. It was the most annoying little ditty that our spanish teacher made up to help us remember our possessive pronouns.
wellllllll now mite be a gud time to try out the “record a clip” option at the top of the page!!!
ooooo, yes doo!
duz ai detect a distink lack ob intrest? or dew yew fink it mite by mai imagination……….. yes it is, runnin away wit me……….
♫ just my ‘majinaaaaaaya shun…runnin awaaaay….
okay. we’re even. got dat az an eeerwurm…
it wuz Juss mai ‘majinashun 9wuns agin)
Runnin awai wif mee…..!
um… ai hazza embarrassed!!!
.
and ai donut has a microfone. dat’s it!
hmmmmmmm, will has tew do a liddel investigatin an sees if yews need wun…. dis nawt the end of it…. HA
but umm is a first persun singalur conjugated verb. should be hablo for los chicos y las chicas tambien!
¡muy bien, SAMS y KTNF!
dis beez muc moar phun den ma class!
cud it be because both “chicos n chicas” are plural n spanish seems ta revert to da male genda whenz u tawlkin plural
nino n nina r singmular sos deh “shud” be genda specifi
- jus gotted lectamatur frum gascat who speakz da french on da “genda numba agreezment..!-
….per (pero?) me Espanol no es bein, you estudia espanol mor o mas trenti anos paso. (n I still havent learned the correct html for this!)
momcat
awh snertz- weirdpress gotted me, dat wus ‘posed ta go unda MaryO’s comment….
momcat
ummmm., momcat?
Un pregunta, por favor. ¿Es Ud. la madre de dos gatitios (little cat uncles???) o dos gatitos? Soy* confuzzelamente mucho.
*sí, i used teh furst person singular of ‘ser’ on purpose, indicating a permanent state.
solamente- mi kindergartnener dice (dicho) “gatito” cuando veo gattos pequeno
(little cats), yo escribe espanol muy malo, yo escribe mo o mas phonetically..
(I had little cat stickers I would give her when she had a good day, that is where the “gatitio” came from, thanks for the help, I can’t believe I can do this at all, I really did not do any writing in Spanish this year, my conjucgation n spelling are all at least 30 years old!)
momcat
Umm, dat’s “Mas o Menos.” (I dunno hao tew mayk teh aksennt fingy werk.)
maus o minnowz? howz dida nanamilz getz hear…
wellll dat provz it, I gotta tak sum moar spanish clazez dis summer- espicaimente if de keep puttn me in wif da spanish speakn kidamos… honest- I tellz dem I no speaks da spanish sos gud- deh seh -sos- u speakz it sum rit? u wantntz ta keepz wurkin rit? inya go!
fanks awl!
momcat
noes habluh espanyol
little cat uncles FTW!
yup- i’m addin it to my custom dictionary!!
Es mi primera palabra in EspanLOL – liddle cat uncles!
Mai lazer transporterz, let mii show u them!!!!
beem mei up sum cookies kitteh!
momcat
(can u tell, iz avoidn yucky homewurk an da cleanin owt n packn ub da house… I figgur datz whi I gotz too kittenz, DEH yung n strawng, deh canz pak da hous!)
Yahbutt u nebber see enneefing u wantz ebbber ebber agen! Wii juss moobed, I gotz mai at-hoam yung-n-strawng tew do teh loadin, wile I is dun teh organyzin an puttin-in-stuff. Eeben sew, I is lawst stuffz!
“C” iz fur Cookie an dat’s gud enuf 4 mi….
Yaaay! Cookie Monster! FTW!
Maus – Teh linky 2 hiz sawng is hyer up.
Plai TAHT at werk!
Mi, ai’m singing it nao…
Unfertuneately, YouTubes is blockded at my werks…
(teh youtubes ^ is of teh cookee monstah n otter muppetz singin
Cisfurcookie in teh originul Says me streets dialektical)
Fanks. Taht’s wut I figgered, but it’s gud to know fer sher…
yew has tew tawk tew da dudes inna suites!!
ooooo- i noes wot dem sootz needs- to be introdoosed to ICHC. Mebbee maus can present it az a noo strategeree for ink creasing efishunsea?
fission sea?
fishin’ see?
fish in sea?
“Fishin’ 4 Fish in teh Fission Sea”, new nobble bai, um, Stephen Baxter, oar Charles Stross mayhap.
“a sail lor wentz to C C C
to C whut he cud C C C
n awl dat he cud C C C
wuz da bottum ub da deep blu C C C !
momcat
( I no wantz ta writ jurnal critick bout autism n readin isshoos! ackshully sinc mai team iz borked or awn bacation…. Iz probli getz ta do FIVE jurnal criticks-
plus writ a surdismay….. me n mai ‘puter we willz bee hear awl dai…..)
Ohai momcat!!!! Mai kittenz an autizm an reedin ishyooz, let me show u them! But I no ritez no jurnal critikz, thass fer shoor!
awwwh plweeez???? nawt eben fur elebente billion cheeseburgas?
( I lubs da topic, autism iz mai especialtee, dis claz iz complimacted, boarn, n Iz mad atz da team n da techa- las projec wun “teammate” didn do nuffin, sos I no putz her nom on da papa, gotted chewed out bai da team mate n da techa sez I gotta ‘pologize fur nawt puttn her nom on da papa. I puttn mai 4 liddli furri pawz daon n I NO ‘pologiz ta da lazi team mate!!!
sih…. unfortumentli, lukz lik lazi team mate gonna do da same fing dis weak- guess whut ifnz she no writz nuffin I NAWT puttn her nom on da papa again! Sos der!
(marchez off wif fluffy tail in da air!)
momcat
-I gotta go, gascat claimz himz no can mow da lawnn ’cause mowa no haz gas
sos I gotta go to da gas estasion….. ( I fink he got ridded ub da gas, him no wantz ta mow ani how….)
Lettz awl count Cukie Monstur’s cukiez wit da Cownt…
Wun cukie
Tu cukiez
Free cukies
Cukie Monstur: NOM! NOM! NOM!
No moar cukiez!
dis mai nommin song –
de noms go marchin won bai won
huzzah! huzzah!
into mai belleh dey do go
huzzah! huzzah!
furget singin, i gotsta eet!
Oh U made me some cookies
now I ar gonna to eat them
fanks muchez
bye
MMMMMMMMM Taistee!! Dey luk sew gud Ai kan awmosd smell dem.
Howz bout sharein wit elebinty uff ur frenz?
Yesh! Can ai b ur frend?
Ai has dark choklit caek 2 shaer.
Yum, choklit caek!
Eye haz cheezecaek tu share. Wif raspberriez onna top.
Wayt, shood wii bee sharin cukeez?
I lubs cheez cake wid raspberries!
Can I haz some 2?
I brings orange mouse cheezcake
made wid greek yogurt cheez, which are bery delishus and somewhat
nootrishuz
Oranje maus cheezcayke!
Izz it poyzun?
Uz is funny!
Orange maus is poizon
but orange mousse is bery delishus
and not poizon
mah inability to spell propahly let me show U it
ohai rhsb n Tribble! Ai can has chokklit caek n cheezcaek too? Ai haznt had ennee birfdai caek yet (butt donut worree – ai will awn teh weekend!).
Anudder reezin to sillybrating: ai just finishd a hyooj project fur mai boss – ai has teh happeetayle!!!
ADN iz Caturdai eev!
Yay DK!!! Awl finished, an teh birfdai silly’s comin up! I can make a chawklit cheezcaek, an dat will tayke caer ob teh chawklit an teh cheez!
trine tew maek a kake here…
i i i i i i i i i i i i i
l~l~l~l~l~l~l~l
l~l~l~L~L~l~l~l
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O fank u zauberflote!! Ai LUB chokklit caek, espeshully urs!!! Adn so prettee!
Blo dem canndlez, DK!
Also, anovver caek:
i i i i i i i i i i i i
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I~I~I~I~I~I~I
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I~I~I~I~I~I~I
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Candlez awl blowded owt nao! N ai maded a wish……
11111111111
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I~I~I~I~I~I~I
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I~I~I~I~I~I~I
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Oooo! Doan tell NEwun, an mai ur wish come troo!
Heer u go 4P5K. Nice beeg peece uff cheezcayke wit a candul innt fur ur burfdai! Happee burfdae tu u…
(Eye doan’t no how tu mayke dem leetul mewsical noteses.)
Ohai Tribble, u goez: “♫” but wiffowt teh “” innit.
Cwud.
U goze, & # 9 8 3 5 ; but clozes up awl teh spaysez.
an teh semicolon is part of it.
“Cwud”: lub it!!!
Ok, I kwackkded up anovver list wif “cwudbawllz”, u liek taht too? tee hee
Yesh!!!
Hokay, eye izz gonna tri.
heer goez,
♫
(Dats alot fur wun leetul noteses)
Did it wurk?
LUK! It wurkeded! Tee Hee
Mye not secund mewsicul note! (Almost sayed de “f” wurd dere!)
Eye sew proud.
♫
poopybutt snigglefritz…………. still jes a skwair on mai screen……
Heer itz noatz!! Mai daddee uzedto cawl us kittnez “Snicklefritz”
ai gets teh single note, but 4 sum reason dubbl note nawt loaded in my fonts… if dats teh worst fing dat happens will be gud day!!
Fanks Tribble!
*wispurrs* Mii neever. Ai tryded wif teh Character Map, butt didn’t wurk.
wiff basement cat spyware
An, WIN commint! @@@@@@@@@@@
thangs, at mi houze haff doezen es seams write 2 mi
N ai thot 4.5 wuz alot! (2 sighmeez, 1 crazee calico, 1 big whiet boi, n 1 stray tuxee boi).
N I thot 3 wuz alot….
Wut kind ob kittehs u habbing? (Udder tahn teh obbius – berree kyoot!)
rite nao, wii can hazzing a black “cween-ob-teh-nite”, an 2 brudderz, ornge (slitelee poyznows) an t’other ornge an wite, nawtatawl poyznows.
Inna past wii haz had teh caliko, teh awl-wyite, teh floofy ornge, an teh berry liddle blakk-n-tan tiger. these iz in owr hartz nao.
Oh yas, teh hart kittehs….. Mii 2….
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((((((((((((4.5)))))))))))))) Sew mennee ob dem. Owrzez nao iz omlee 7 (c-o-t-n) an 4, teh ornj brudderz. Sew wen wii hitz owr erlee 60′s, wii B havvin sum moar hartache….
But iz SOOOO wurf it, rite?
Assablolootelee!
We-yallllll, gotta goez tew Lowez nao, getz sum windashaydez 8) 8) fer teh winderz ya noe.
Has a niec weekend, ZF!!!
newist i haz en mi villa, brudda & sista whyte resqqqz kittehs, boy w blueyz but not not heearin kitteh & grrl w gold eyze – she heers 2, 1 iz oringee stripee & udder brudda is brown wwhyte foots. Neva 2k in a kally she wud bossy b mi thinks frm knoin teh kittehs i sitteh 4s wen hoomans go to plasez lik capes of cod
O, ZF!!!! Yoo can has my berrry favoritest R-E-ah! And 2 think dat teh colour ov teh colorachura R black!
Ohai zippee!!! ! U liekz tew sing teh HiC’z, oar lissen tew tehm? Hat’z orf if u singz tehm, lolz!
*runz orf tryin tew sing “ah-ah-ah-EE-ah-ah”, ober an ober…*
Ai finks awl callicos be cwazy…..ai haz one meeself!
Mien iz crankee n unprediktbl n tempermental, but wii lubs eechudder! Her iz teh bestest snorgler.
Mine,too!!!!….hey,duz we hav teh same kitteh ???
Cud bee – mii n leeza-b discobbered wii R teh saem PURRSIN!
dis looks like mai baxter kitteh, sept he would have alredi nommed th kookys.
Wat kind ov cookies r dey?
.
Tuna cookies wif mowsie chips?
Burd cookies wif lizard zest?
Cheezburger cookies wif hotdog bits?
Oar maybee
Anchovy kookies wif cheez
Beefy kookies wif gravy dropz
Catnip kookies wif grass sprinkels
D…
Ded bugz kookies wif icing
Everything nomable kookies
Fishy kookies wif mor fishy flavor
Gingjur cookiez
Halibut chip koukeys
Iced choklit kooceis
PLEH! Du nawt be axkin mii 2 zest no lizzrdz!
Kitteh bees gaurdyng frehshlee baiked cuukies soe taht noe burgularses steels tehm;
Hers iys a feerse prohtektur; noes krooks ar gunna geyt dese guudies, noe sir!!!
Hmmm, mebbee her shud eetes wun tuu maike shur iyt bees OK adn nawt spoileded! Adn haowabowt anuvver jes tuu bees pohsitib!! Nom, nom, nom……..!
5 minnits lature, kitteh cheks baikeing sheet;
O Noooooees!! Wut heppined tuu awl teh cuukies?? Adn her wuz stayndyng rite heer teh whol tiem!!!
Dyd an invyseebul burgular runned owf wif teh guudies? Mebbee her felled asleap foar a few minnits. Nebber myde teh cuukie crumbses awl oaver kitteh’s mouf adn furrie tummeh; taht duz nawt proove ennyfing!!
OOOOOOhhh, fuutstepses!! Heer cums her hyuoomin!!!! Naow wut?
Iz okai,kitteh….blaim it on teh Lolcatburglar!!!!
Iffs dat doan wurk, blame it on teh goggie.
Unlike LCB, goggie haz limited language skills.
Dead doormowse wif doo-doo dots
Enny kind ov cheez wif cwaker bits
Fish flavor wif funkee flecks ov fevvers
Gud Goggie wif grate gumdrops
H…
Listen, commint…I refreshed u free tiems.
Nao, gets up to ware ur posed to be!
GET! GET!!!
Halapenyo(!!)……
Inglish toffee…..
Jerman chokklit
Kandee bar peeces…..
L…..
Limburger
Mozzerella
Neuf chatell (izza cheeze, izn’t it?)
O…
Old cheddar….
Pinconning cheddar…..
Questionable stuff in back uv cheez drawer…..
Roquefort…..
S…..
Swiss
Tripul chedder
U…
doo doo dots?
Oh, liek u doan kno wat I’z tawkin bout
sheeeeeeeesh………… ai gess wuz taken out ob poopybutt context
*snertezdoddliz*
tebbli tini t cookiz
unlebbened ginga cookiez
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**** n mo’lasses cookiz! 9fishykitteh gona makz uz sum tadai!******!
momcat
ai jus went to store bai my werks………….. wuz wundrin wai ai had tew gets sum cookies.. now i knows!!! teh powr of suggggeshun, ai eeted it
no wat iz tinks? we needz a pwace to chatz not on kitteh pisures. Ew can no mak friendz here unless ew can be ons all times. Cause ai says someting and den eberyones on nex kitteh picsures… an ai forgets which picsures ai talks on. ai has a sad cause ewe funz, an i cant pway.
ai can be a cheezefriends too?
Ohhh, midnightsdeer, u can b a cheezfrend! Ai wuz finkin teh saem fing las nite, abowtz a chatz plase! Letz putz owr braynez togeffer nd c waht wez kin coem upp wif (butt donut lte Igor knwo, he myte trai 2 maek a xpermint yoosin owr braynez).
Der manies enjuns to make chatz, sum donut coss nuffin. Ai wud contributs to makes cheezefriends.
MND, there’s a Yahoo group called “cheezfrenz” that you should join!
I don’t know how to make the links, but I found it just by going to Yahoo and hitting “groups” and then typing in cheezfrenz.
I feel your pain about not being able to be here all the time. I am addicted, and spend far too much time as it is! I think people who have office jobs with a computer at their desk can hop in and out as they please, but us non-office peeps has to boot up the computer and make some pretense of reading email or whatever, as our excuse for being here.
But meenwyle, come heer az much az u kan!!!!!
Ai finded it!! Fanks Zauber. U is bery sweet to shows meh!
R u shoor u want tu deleet ur cookeez?
Y/N
Snerk
Y
delete, lazer, steeeel, (thinks furriously) *aha*
resistance is futile, eye will add your nomnom-i-nous to ourselves
prepare to be asymaliated (nom)
star trek: deep space kitteh
Sumbuddee’z been hangin arownd Cookie’s Hooman too much, she teh Queen of teh Borg……
…adn blaym teh goggie
ai’m in yur kitchin, deleetin yur cookyz
noes habluh espanyol
gracias.
My Spanish is better than my French, which is really really unfortunate because I’m taking french in college and still have 4 semesters to go! (plus the final from the fall– see cheezfrens page for explanation)
silly. comment is in the wrong place. this was part of our spanish grammar conversation! (obviously)
nom nom nom
PING !!!
nom nom nom
PING !!!
nom nom nom
PING !!!
( etc . )
“Ah, I see u have teh machine that goes ‘PING’!”
Basement cat comes for your cookies
Delete! Delete!