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Teknikcal support, this iz Snuggles
but teknikcal support kitteh rly dont care.
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There seems to be a problem at Houston.
Concatenations FIFI! Nawt secund! Yay! Yoo want a snuggly dans?
Snuggly dans would be nice.
Dansin’ cheek to cheek?
For drinks, I brought a cooler-full of Fatal Kitteh’s. Ice is in the second cooler.
Plz to be having sum.
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Wot’s in these???
One half pumpkin joos, one half gin.
The oringe wuns are fatal. (Kudos to Booklion for thinking up the name)
Punkin joos sounds PLEH. Mebbe gin ok tho.
*snurt*
depenz on how much joos an how much gin… or cud use oranj koolade…
Snuggly dans wif fyremen?
“Dances Wif Firemans” is mah Native Lolmerican name!
*snert*
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LCB, ai keepz missin yew! I lefted yew anudder note onna earlier picture. did you see it?
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Dussn’t matter. Yew axed who wanted to meet up in DC. Two_kitteh’s suggested it and said tribble would probably be interested. Zauberflote/flolute also expressed interest.
Meetin up in DC? Heckya!
omg, yew are in teh MD/DC/VA area too????
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(lol, i’m not even in that area at the moment, I’m in PA, but I go to skool in DC and it only takes an hour anda half to drive to teh metro)
ai went tew DC wunse, lawng ago…inna galixy far far awae…
didju like it?
it wuz otae, wut ai rememur ov it. unlyke teh San Fransisco trip, wen momcat axidentally led me, bro-cat, adn sis-cat tew a nood beech.
ai wuz just sevin yeerz yung!
Wuzz dat Norf Beech? I herd dey used dat as a nude beech
butt I nebbur saw it wen we libbed dere.
Peoples dat go to teh nude beeches Ibe herd say dey NOT
eggsiting. Just plehy old bodees ub peepul hoo likes too bee
natrul.
If God wunts me too go rown naked, hee wud not hab invented
wicker chairs.
Hee hee.
Hai there!
Hee hee. ai go nao to do yur bidding!!
Ai hav wicker chairs awn teh porch!! Duz this meen enething???
*wisspurrs to Janet* Is bess not too sit on dem nekkid. Dat’s
wutt I heer. Not cumfee.
Well, I nomnominate u to be teh kwordinator. When will this happen? When skool starts in teh fall? Or tomorrow? Sometime in between?
suntime in between, ai vote. But, mebbe soon, if it’s pawsible. So far teh interested partees are:
KTNF
LCB
two_kittehs
zauberflote
Missy
tribble (maybe, according to t_k)
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we will has to see when werks for peeplol. A caturday or a funday, ai assume, troo?
Ai is 2 hrs frum DC. Maybee ai could get dere too?
of corse!
“Runz wif Sizzerz” iz mai Naytuv Lolmerrykin naym…
I think I’d like to be called
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“Spends Yer Munies.”
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I’ll walk around with it for a while, see how it fits. Mebbe I’ll think ov sumfing else.
Akshullee, dere reelee IZ uh prawblim at Hyoostin…
Da pottee awn da spays stayshun b borkd, n naow dey hazta yooz da littrboks r sumfing….
lolz! WIN!
Is troo! Reed da nooz…
(*waol, da littrboks part nawt troo, but cloas enuff….
*)
wellz, teh problim iz nawt in hyoostin, iz it? itz in teh owtur spays!
I readed that as “owtur sprays” and I was about to go out and buy a grate big beach umbrella.
ai wish ai had a pikshur dat ……….. nebberminds……… thot about it sum moar
*nods* – dey sed dey is usin “speshul bags”. eeew
plz to cleen up after ur astronawts
Whut, did that crazy astronaut lady use up all teh diapers?
Speeking of Houston, yew just reminded me, has we hearded from London lately? She’s near Austin, not Houston, but she was telling me about all the storms they were having a few weeks ago….
Amerikans! Nawt satisfied wid just da bridge, nau dey have da HOLE of London?
I’z ALMOST nawt secund. Wut I win fur taht?
the priveledge of buying us all a round of drinks!
I’ll take my usual for this time of yr: a root beer flote.
hay, maryo! yu remembured mai tradishun! ai haz a Dr. Pepper, plz! oh! bedder mayk it diet. ai haz tew bee skinny nezt yeer.
Yay! Fifi be alreedy supp.. suppli… givin cooler FULL of Fatal Kittehs. Yoo still wantin root beer, M O’S??!
well, the root beer flote is sortob a drink And dessert, so yeah RBF made wif choklate ice cweem.
akchooly, ai suppyed it. fifi just bot it frum No Plase in Particular
Dis is teh clooset I eber been to nawt sekond!
Concatenations too, CM ~ nawt forf!
PS – GRATS too fifi!
OMG, u guise! I has a grate big happy! I have, um, acquired a onnest 2 goodness…
Wait 4 it…
HUNNERT DOLLAR TOWEL!
Let me show u it:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235073
Excellent!!!
marvelus!
*klapz fuzzy pawz foar LCB*
An how much tihs hunnert dollop towal costin?
Moar than theater tikkets but less than bringing Jonny Cockran back from teh ded.
Moar backstory, let me give u it:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/#comment-167433
dat was wun of dose “speshul” moments……… deserbin ob jackie gleason or archie’s bunkers
O hai jamamakitty!
That iz teh link ai was gonna sent yoo, but clerver LBC beted me to it! “poopyhed!!” “boogerbutt!!” It hardlee getz funnier than that!! LOL!!!!
Conga rats u lotion! Dat’s eggselent!
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PS – grate towill, LCB!
Danse?
No tyme fur dansin! Mus hold on wiv premiarm numbre fone call to teknikal supports…
mai dadcat iz teknicul support gai! YAY FOAR DADCAT!
Wid da kitteh nayme ov snuggles, arr yu shuuure dat premium numba it is tekinkal support?
ai will danse wif yew!! I fink my inner beat is of teh reggae purrsuashun, yew?
yas, i has turrrned it orf adn den orn agin
Did u toggle teh henway switch?
Wot’s a henway?
o…bowt foar powndz.
ba dum chhhhhhh
Oooo, simbalz r a niec tuch!
remembur, tew reeboot, yu haz tew turn it upsyde-down adn shayk it.
shake it lyke a polaroid pikshure?
Outkast – Hey Ya!
FTW!!!1!!!
Now, lissen vry carefully. If u does not does eggsactly as I sez then there is grate danger of *static*. Remove any metal objects from your person then slowly grasp teh *static* of the *static static* and rotate it *static*wise. Oncet u has done this, count to elebenty then wif a swift flick of teh rist *static* teh *static* until it *static*. BUT UNDER NO SIRCUMSTANSES SHOULD U *static* THE *static*, EVEN IF *static static*.
Ok, all done, good as new. Kthxcallagain!
“Mai potter doan werk.”
“Izzit plugd n?”
“I dunno — I caynt tayl.”
“Y nawt?”
“Da powerz awf heer.”
(*troo tek sport cawl*)
(see Catsablanca’s re-creation of that, below.)
See also Teh Chronicles of George:
http://www.chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/
(akshullee, “potter” = “pooter”) (akshullee, nebbermynd)
Nutter troo tek sport cawl:
“Mai noo mawniter nawt werkz”
“Izzit plugd n?”
“Yeh”
“Izzit turnded awn n izza grene lyt awn?”
“Yeh”
“Izza uvver caybl kunnekteded 2 da pooter?”
(*long silence*)
“I thot dat wuz uh spayr sew I kutted it awf…”
and ai ebben toggled teh dongle!
but did yu togglol teh dingo befoar it ayt yur bebbeh?
but… ai dunnot haz a behbeh!!!!
becuz teh dingo ayt it.
wen???? hao did ai haz a behbeh and nawt even notice????
umb…umb…wellz hao shud ai noes? itz yur bebbeh!
SNURT!!!!!!
Think, KTNF, was u in a 6th grade classroom recently?
Apparently, peeps has babies there a lot.
*snert* ai’ll have to tawk to kitsunerina about dis…
nawt IN teh regular klassroom, in a inshurants-cuvered plase nown as teh machurashun program– kuz teh inshurants duznt want to pay fore 34 setz uv therapee… altho, they mite haf to do that neways, kunsiderin that ai wont has enee stoopervishun fore three weeks wile ai branewash teh kidlins…
an dis is embarassin… no more life storee updates frum me- kuz yu guiz just misunnerstand mai werds an giv me a hedake… aim gunna go an get sum medicin naow….
…
besides, hasnt yu herd uv teh noo program ‘genst teenagers havin bebbees? teh flower saks werent werkin, so tehy kinda upped teh realism fackter…
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*glug glug glug*
*THUMP*…. ….
lolz!
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tahtz awl ai kan sae!
No Ai ar not frum India.
ai awr frum ICHC, adn kan unlee speek lolspeek. hao kan ai halp yuz?
Yer call be bery important to us. Srsly. Pleez wate for next availavble lolcat. Kthxbai
Iz nawt indian kitteh? Dey nawt outsourcing teh kute? Yay!
And what are YOU waerin’ ?
tew teh prom? ai hazzint bot a dress yet. wayt a minnit…iz yu…iz yu askin mee tew teh prom? OMCC, YESH! AI WILLZ GO TEW TEH PROM WIF YU!
Dat wuz just….byootifull. *grins hugelee*
OH! but wut shud ai ware? wii needz tew go shoppin!
*runz tew grab purse adn merginsy-unlee credit kard*
kafleen, kan yu drive me tew teh mawl?
There were some really nice prom dresses at the Ty Booteek. Shoes, too.
And it wasn’t last year’s stuff, either.
but hao xpinsive iz it? ai needs teh most xpinsive dress ai kan fynd. adn teh shooz need tew kost twice az mush az teh dress. adn tehn ai needz tew figyur owt wut tew doo wif mai hayr!
Oh, I think raingod shud drive u.
yu don’t fink ai needz a shap-rone?
shap-rones, nawt so grate at prom, akshully.
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are yew going to teh prom? did yew go? I know yew be home skoold, but mebbe yew went wif a nice boycat frend? or a boyfrendcat? Ai has a sad because in college dere is no prom so ai duzzn’t has an excuse to go dress shopping
.
BUT, i go to college in washingmachine DC, and in Jamuary there will be an Inaugural Ball to go to and ai will get awl prettied up. Now, to find a date… hmmm….
if yu kant fynd wun, just go tew teh neerist weddin goin awn, grab teh furst gai yu seez inna tux (even if itz teh groom) adn drag him tew teh ball wif yu!
ai haz tew wayt foar next yeer, tho.
nao, az foar mee, mai hoemskool groop haz eether a prom oar a Jr/Sr bankwit. no dayt needed!
ai hab my eye awn wun…. he wud look mightee nice inna tux… and ai fink he wud compliment my dress nicely… Arm candy, yew know? Sigh…. my adolescence, let me show it to yew…
lolz! dere iz fynully sumwun neerer mai own ayj!
jimmba is mai age, and kistunerina is in teh college too
wow! dere iz moar yung peepz tahn ai thot!
I’ll drive on mah bikecickle builted for two kittehs!
awwwwww *sigh*
Klolzz iz reelee yung, too. An medicated-maiden iz just 20 oar 21.
An gascat iz 19. Shadow wuz just a liddle kid!
ai haz nebbur hadz a b/f
most lyklee nebbur willz
noooooo…. don’t fink dat! ai know EBBERYWUN sez it, so ai won’t say ‘eventually teh rite gui will cum rownd’. Teh boys take longer to machure, and awlso, us gurlz has gotta cum into owr own too. I became WAY less shy this yeer in college. And nao ai am more comfortable being KTNF and nawt sew worried abowt making awl teh boycats liek me. Not to say that ai dunnot want teh aforemenshuned pretty boy to liek me, but ai haz to accomplish dat by being me… sounds simple but it took me a whyle to figure it out and ai’m still not sew gud at it.
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Also, ai am 20 and hasn’t reely had a bf… ai has a ‘it’s complicated’, but dat’s a furst!
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Ai share ur payne, cuz ai feelz like dat a lawt, espeshully in teh ohai skool, but it’ll get better. pwomise.
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stoopy boys.
lolz! yesh, stoopy boyz.
mai roommate and ai sed dat to eech udder over an over an over again dis yeer. it wuz kind of our motto and answer to awlof our problems. Mebbe nawt troo. but comforting, at leest.
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fanks!
ai duzzint needz a b/f at teh momint, ennywae!
Ohai N1ip! AI dint now u homeskooled! I iz a hs teecher, er, well, wii iz doin “Xtreem Unskoolin” rite nao. Meenin, I spends tyme here an he spends tyme doin yard werk an playin gamez….sigh.
I had no b/f wen I wer ur aje eever, but oh hao I wanted wun SO BAD!!!!Ai uzed to maek up storeez wif anover girl abowt owr imajinerry peepz, an taht had to do.
lolz!
ai hadz a sumwun in particular hoo ai wunted tew go owt wif so bad! but ai iz ovur it. oar so ai tellz mai self. mai self duzzint awlwaez lissin, tho
dat is teh PLEH. Been dere, suffrd throo dat. Wuz nawt sew healfy, in my case. Glad ai am finally over dat. Onto teh next wun… (after a while) hee’s a nice wun, and he is mooving to teh washingmachine DC in teh fawl!!! (giglol) he just gradumuated from college in Texas. Ai has a proud. Ai alwso has a big fat unfortunate crush.
yu meenz yu dunt gitz over crusheses aftur hai skool? ai’m doomed!
joyn teh club, sistah
O WerdyCnan, wut tehy dew nawt sae iz taht yew nebber stawp habing eh crushez. Ebben win yew ar marriid, teh cruzhez mai reer uglee hed.
Can bii okae eff yew uze teh emoshun tew groe clozer tew teh SO taht yew hab. But soem peepz cornfuze teh cruzh wif teh Destinee. Dis iz nawt sew gud foar a marij or LTR.
Ai haev turnd teh cruzh intew
Teh Ultimayte Relayshunship Avoidance Vhickul.
Win Ai finnish degrii Ai wheel cornsider a reel riilayshunship. Nao Ai just indulj in teh crushez. (Bsides, teh majoretee ob mai mayle frenz around heer are closer tew mai son’s aj
)
smom, yu remind me uv mai muther…. she flurts wif teh boyz my liddle sistrs age an laffs when teh “MAWWWWWWWWM!” cums.
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boyfrenz r a lawt uv werk (oar so it seems). ai wudnt noe, kuz ai duznt has wun yet– ai gets kwite a fyoo dates, but moastlee jus teh ‘we is frenz’ dates. is fun, but ai wisshes fore more. ai mostlee wishes dat ai kud ackt kool in frunt uv mai neyber and krush uv 14 yeers (an kunsiderin dat ai is onlee 21, dats a lawng taim).
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ai liek foren boyz to, kuz tehy sees teh whirled so differnt.
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an kafleen and lcb- iffn yu turn mai werds arownd, ai will nebber speek to yu agen so lawng as ai remember! (yu trai makin cents awn onlee a fyoo howers uv sleep)…
“…awn onlee a fyoo howers uv sleep” Yep, wii ar bofe students!!!
LOL, Ai doan flirt sew mutch wif teh yunwunz, but sebbral ar mai frenz. Soem of teh 20sumfingz ar moar muh-tew-ar tahn teh wunz mai aj N owlder (soem). Nawt sew manee singlez mai aj, sew foar nao Ai stick wif teh crushez.
An yep, teh riilashunships AR a lawt ub werk!!
Ai haev nuff ob that rite nao, ktkxbai.
Oh, I is so happy 4 u guise!
And u doesn’t has to spend any moneys on outfits! U can borry some supplies from teh CCC and make prom outfits outta duktayp!
Looky here:
http://www.ducktapeclub.com/contests/prom/entries.asp
L. O. Lz!
Hillllllllarrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy us!!
1-900-kitteh wud like to kno taht ansur too.
Hello, yes, we ordered de crunchee fude, an it did not go Crunsh.
Taht’s cos yoo orderd teh gushie fud in erra. Gushie fud goez GUSHIE GUSHIE GUSHIE. Not crunsh.
an tey wuddin except yr credit card an yew gab us teh rong number sew we cuddin cawl yew……………..
wut teh hek yew spect us tew do? NO, teh customer is NOT always rite!!
oh yeah, see if ai care!!
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?”
“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPress.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Went away?”
“They disappeared.”
“Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.”
“Are you still in WordPress, or did you get out?”
“How do I tell?”
“Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?”
“What’s a sea-prompt?”
“Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?”
“There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.”
“Does your monitor have a power indicator?”
“What’s a monitor?”
“It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?”
“Yes, I think so.”
“Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.”
“Yes, it is.”
“When you were behind the monitor, did you notice if there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?”
“No.”
“Well, there should be. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.”
[muffled] “Okay, here it is.”
“Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.”
[still muffled] “I can’t reach.”
“Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?”
“No.”
“Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?”
“Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle–it’s because it’s dark.”
“Dark?”
“Yes–the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.”
“Well, turn on the office light then.”
“I can’t.”
“No? Why not?”
“Because there’s a power outage.”
“Aha! Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?”
“Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.”
“Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store where you bought it.”
“Really? Is it that bad?”
“Yes, I’m afraid it is.”
“Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?”
“Tell them you’re TOO STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER!”
lolz! sownd so mush lyke wen mai dadcat gitz kawlz at werk frum liddle owld laydeez!
Sily Jilly went into a fabrik stoar an askt for 18 inches ov fabric for “curtinz for mai computer…… ”
Klerk sez, “computerz duzzin knead curtinz…”
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Silly Jilly sez, ” heelllllooooo…. I haz windoz!!!!!”
FULL OF WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fankz, KTNF, butt Ai canut taek creddit….urban lejind taht dis wuz troo cawl 2 Word Perfect hlep lien. Ai jus chanjd eet 2 Word Press.
Yeh, I bleev datz troo, 2. I herded dat da tek sport gai gotted fyrd win himz manijurz herded bowt dat cawl…
Ohai Aahz. Ai nebber swa ur replai 2dae wehn sum1 aksed waht ur Abatar picshure wuz. Ai wuz wundring, 2. Kare 2 shaer here? Heer’s sumfing awn teh Innertubes: Teh myfbusters att Swopes sai eberyting aftur discobbering teh pwr owtij wuz waht tekrep thot, nawt waht hee sed. Chek dis owt: http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/wordperfect.asp
O hai! If ai may – yoo ar sorta in wun ov mai areaz ov eggspurtease.
Teh thing iz – an Urban Legend cannawt bee troo – taht’s wai it is an Urban Legend.
A troo Urban Legend shud hav teh following things. It shud bee a storee that
iz toald about a frend ov a frend – known as a FOAF. It iz jenerally told as having happened to this frend ov a frend.
Wot abowt Rorul Leg Ends?!
R doze hooves?
som has teh pinkeee pinkee toe-pads an awlso teh poynty endz
Ah yes!!! Teh totallee irresistabul Pinkee Pinkee Toe-Pads.
An WHERE oh wher iz LuvBJones???
Fanky 4 da leenkee! I shooda noed dat it wuz 2 good 2 b troo… but inna wai it WUZ troo. Naow, da 2 tek sport storeez I toald abuv r bowf troo, inkloodin da shortr “da powerz awf” storee, cuz I noez da tek sport gyz dat dey happind 2. Heerz wun wat happind 2 mee lawng tym agoe:
(*sumwun yoozin owld DOS vurzyun uv MS Werd*)
Yoozr: “Haow dew I printz mai dokymint?”
Me: “Eskayp Print Printr”
Yoozr: (*long pause*) “Haow dew I dew dat?”
Me: “U press ‘Eskayp’, den u press ‘P’, den u press ‘P’ agin”
Yoozr: (*long pause*) “Haow dew I dew dat?”
Me: (*heddesk*)
I can hadz awl kindza storeez oavur da yeerz, inkloodin:
)
- peepz hoo tryz 2 printz 2 printr win printr iz awf but dey sez itz borkd
- peepz dat howld da flawpee disks bai da “thumbhole”
- peepz hoo stik dere disks 2 a fylin cabnit wif a magnit (at un Ayr Foars Bays, noe less!!!
- peepz hoo tryz 2 stik da diskeez inna dryv da rong wai
O, n dis owldee but gudee:
(dis bak win AT diskz doan werk inna XT dryvz)
(*gurl kumz up 2 hepdesk*)
Gurl: “Mai disk doan werk inna pooter”
Me: “Wich wun?”
Gurl: “Dat wun” (poyntz 2 AT pooter)
Me: “K, shood werkz. Ware iz ur disk?”
Gurl: “Rite heer”
(*gurl taykz disk frum pokkit*)
(*unfowlds it*)
(*unfowlds it agin*)
Me: (*heddesk*)
O, n I splaynd mai abatar pik onna fred “sumfin differnt bowt u”
Oh come on, that’s never your real name… where’s your call center located, Planet Unicorn?
Ur rite. Hims real name is Mr. Cuddle-Wuddle Snookums but they make him use teh aliass at werk.
I knew it. It’s one of those LOLcats. I always get one when I call tech support
and cannot understand a single word they say.
*runs*
Wuns I cawld tek sport adn got “Bunni.”
I knows of a lady who goes by “Kitten”. It’s not her real name, but she has been called that by frenz and fambly all her life. She works in teh tech support and at teh time I met her she werked for a accounting firm or some such and they insisted that she use her REAL name, not “Kitten”.
I suggested she say her real name was (another word for “cat” that is also considered a vulgarism) but she didn’t think that was such a grate idear, akshully.
Wunner wai? LOL! Met a man who introduced himself as “Bond, James Bond.” Since I had overheard him call his wife “M,” I laughed.
Her name was Emma (Em), and his name was actually James Bond.
Mai soshul nincompoopery, let me shows u it!
*hello* My naim iz dans, idansdans.
snert
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der izza boycat who cawled me kitten once, as a term of endearment… He made mai heart melt. Sigh.
Waz u hinten?
Didz he gib u a mitten?
Was it fitten?
Waz it maed ov linten?
Dida he gets bitten?
Waz u smitten?
ai was (am
) smitten
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nawt sew shure bowt teh rest
an dis is whai we invent teh cowboiz an elfboyz (an wen tehy suddenlee get awl fleshee, we gets freeked owt- sorree, dat wuz TamLin… heze a liddle upset wif me rite naow- sumthin bowt the no-taim fore him kuz tehres too mennee uther boyz in mai life).
Evur sinse tek support
wuz outsorced to Lolcatta,
mai hyoomin cannut unnderstan teh aksent.
Taht is why he has puts me on teh fone with u.
Nao heer is teh problum…
Yu callin from yr offis?
Okeh, herz whut yu do:
Stan up.
Climb up on yr chair.
Yell “can ennybuddy heer read a manyooal?”
Sit down an wate fur sumwun wif an akshual brane.
Kthxbai.
I’m calling the President Bush!
Ai finkz da Prezudint Bush iz inna Rowz Gardin
hullo tek support,
mai spelling dikshunary no worky
wit teh lolcat werds
Tihs kitteh rlly luuks liek Ralph Nader…… HoooBoiiii!!!
Ennywai, tihs heppined tuu me IRL; Ai kidd yuu nawt!!!
*I call the Tech Support Supervisor* (they’re all supervisors over there);
Kitteh Tek Suppourt sez: “Haow kan Ai heylp yuu??”
Ai: “Wel, Ai gotta coustimer onna lyne hoo wunts tuu knoe XYZ!!
Yuu knoe Ai haz noe klearince foar taht. Kan yuu teyl me wut iyt iys?”
KTS:”Haould awn; Ai hasta luuk iyt up”;
* puts me on hold for 5 minutes -I still have the customer on hold*
Ai: *getting back on the line with the customer*
” Soe sorree tuu keap yuu waiyting soe laung;
Ai’m tryeing tuu geyt tihs iynformashun foar yuu;
wud yuu pleez haould awn foar wun mohmint? Fank Yuu”
KTS: *after 5 more minutes of waiting*
“Teyl teh coustimer taht iyt wil caust $$$$$ munnies!”
Ai: “Wowsers, taht’s a lawt; OK, Ai’ll teyl hims….”
*gets back on the line with the customer*
Ai: “Sir, mai soopurvysir teyls me iyt wil bees $$$$$ munnies.”
Coustimer: “#@%&**##$$!!! Leyt me taulk tuu yuur soopurvysir rite naow!”
Ai: “OK Sir; wun mohmint pleez”
*calls KTS; line is busy; gets back on phone with teh irate customer*
Ai: ” Ai’m rlly sorree, Sir; Ai kan nawt geyt thru; Ai’m gunna hafta putt yuu awn haould agen”.
Coustimer: “%$#@*&@#$%$*&%#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ai: * to myself: I feel a migraine coming on: GROAN!!!!*
i loved it
hello this is tecnical support
dial 1 for matenence
dial 2 for customer care
dail 3 for a free foot massage
dial 4 for a real kitteh
GOP DON’T U JUST HATE AUTO DIALERS
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can no one type english on this website?
i has ben to dc it fun
this cracks me up every time