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Forgibnuss and SPLORT!!1
Splortcon 1! Repeat, wi arr at Splort Condition 1! Eggs-pecked spontaneous splorting to occur on a globol basis. All CCCs are to be reddied wiv extra duck tape an’ martoonies. Rekue cruus are to carry eleventy cheezburgers to all calls an’ shuud expect a veri large numbers of reskuus.
Don forget blankeez and chokwitz
Ann’ wi niid an emerency CCC for Ambercat so dey can have drinks and danses, as thoz can be hard to du before being reskuud after a splort.
s’ok, Ai bringed mai own martoonees *hic* Cud yus som duktayp tho
ducktape, teh tape or ducttape, mai kitteh?
eever, Ai’s had toomennee martoonees to mayk teh distinkshun!
Sins da pikture comes from “Splort: The Moovie”, it wud be ducktape, teh soundtrack.
lolz! ai kommint iz at teh bottum. big hyooj splort. ai kan haz CCC, plz?
Plees sur, Ai can has som mor?
Sum moar cheezerbur?
or martoonees; ai’s nawt fussed
Hav eleventy cheezburgerz, each marinated in extra martoonie’n'catnip sauce.
oh miet regretz latur.
Awww! Kitteh, I furgivz yus!
Dis callz fur alfabet cute-attacks.
Awwwww
Bbbbbbbb
Cute!
Dangerously sweet
E….
Ebberybudde SPLORT………….
Fawl over….
Get teh duckytape….
H…..
Hoos a kyoot kitteh?
Ickle bitsy weensie bebbeh
Jus snorgles
K…
Kyootie,kyootie,kyootie….
Luvee,luvee,luvee……
Momma luvs u,yesh she duz!…….
N…..
Nom nom nom
Oobsy daibsy
Pff
Q…
Qyoot
Reelee
Suzpenciblee
Terriblee
Undeneiably
Verifyablee
Wee
Xcuze
Yoo
Zeryiouslee
Whoa! Gud workz, ndp!
Hopsital on standbai
Iz gonna haz mutch messynis
Jump out of teh way of teh splorts
Katch teh braynez in teh bukkit
(Lolrus ears perk up at werd “bukkit”)
M…
Hey,kimkiwi….ai watched ur countryman win teh Indy 500 dis weekund!
(on teevee,nawt in purrson)
Hai eeck – teh boi dun gud!! Iz amayzink wea uz kiwis turnzes up.
Ai haz teh fishie tacos for nommies on Caturday Eve nite nd thorted ov yew.
Ahhh,teh fishie tacos…..ai haz styill nawt had any since we been tawkin “bout dem !!
Gotz to watrch deh rayce on mai syster’s big screen,hi-def teevee(ai wuz goggie sittin dis weekund)….nao ai am bak to teh small screen,no-def!!
A neu zeelandur won tha Indy 500 but wasn’t dere in purson? Sumfing duzzn’t sownd rite abowt dat.
Iz amazin wut u can do dese dais,izznt it ???
We iz speshul, uz kiwis.
*alreddi new dat. I vizuted South Island for a yeer in 1976. Nebur wanted to leeve, wish I could uurn enuf points to lib dere now.*
Wea in souf iland yew go jd? I liff in dunedin, nere teh botum (and nere teh souf pole so iz be kold). Growdup in norf iland tho.
Landed in Christchurch, went tu skool dere. Amazed da teechurs survived. Akshooaly, too skools, as wi moved a short distance and went ova da skool destruct boundary. Then went down da suvvern alps. Regular and emershunci brakes failed wen coming down a mountain, but dad eazed the car down tu a farm by putting half da weels in a ditch by da very steep drop side. At da farm, dey patched up da brake lines. Kontinued tu fox glacier, then visited a hot water beech an’ sum pancake rocks neer greymouth. I fergit were we went caving to sii da glow-wurms. I also kant remember where thu reconstructed Mauri village was. Also visited Rotorua in da norf. If yu throw stones into da sulpher lakes, yu can bi asked to retrieve dem, tha sine said.
Taht vairy kewl jd. I tihnk teh plaice yew went cafing and seed teh glowurmz woz Waitomo, in teh norf iland. Teh vilij woz more tahn lieklee to be nere to teh Rotorua. Yew shud cum bak soon.
Wea yew liff now?
Ai lib in Oregon, USA, at der moment. Uzed to lib in a villaj owtside Manchester, Enkland. Ai tuuk pinecones from New Zealand and planted der siids in England twenti yiirs later. Thu triis are doing riili well.
Iz not beanz to Orgone but a frend of myne iz moffink tehre nekst munf. Ai haz bin parst Manchester, TTI, on mai wey frum Cornwil to Skotlind. Woz a wyle ago.
Ai groed up neer Manchestah (TTI), wher R yur kiwi pyns, jd?
Hi, Ambercat.
Gud mornink Kafleen – is silli o’clok heer but Ai is awayk.
silly o’clok?
???
fyv o’clok – Ai tink tehre is oenlee wun fyv o’clok in teh dai an it coms wiv Ohai Tee!
I’m in Oregon too! and DH & I plan to make a trip to NZ this Xmas / New Year’s. I can has advice?
Yew shure can haz adviec. Wea yew tihnkink ov goink?
Kiwi child in spellin bea on americn tv T’morrows. Lolcat rules = DING!!!
Ai tolded yew we turnz up efrywea.
I haz jest riten a repoht and used teh lolspeak a cupla tymez. Oh dere!!!
*lolrus* “Bukket, come home!”
Ai mai be orinj but its yur feets taht is poysun!
Uh oh. Someones gibs me CHRG.
Too late.
Blargh! I are ded.
See mai poynty endz! No, stawp laffings, is nawt funni!
whi sertunally yew cyoot behbeh, NEfing yer liddle hart desirez…..
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oh dis maekz me reealizes how bad ai needz a behbeh kitteh !!! dat fase…thud……dis wun dedded tew ov uz in lesson 5 mimitz….noo rekord !
ai duzzint hab teh reakshun berry offin, but but ai feelz it cumin on…… ssss sssppp ssspppllllll splort!!!!!!!!
dun wurree, i r cummin tew halp yew!!
weeewooooweeeeewooooweeeeewooooo!!!!!
*puts awn splort protection sute tew avoiding teh slport maiseff*
nau i sweep sweep sweep teh braynz an i scoop scoop scoop tehm up
den i putting dem back in jamamakitty’s hed
nau i putting awn teh CHRG n applying teh duck tayp raprapraprap
nau i r handin yoo a sodeepop an a fruut pie an i tuck tuck tuck you in tew a nise floofee blankit wut r heetid or coold atta tuch uva buttin(it r ty dyed)
yoo will be awl right, jiss rest heer awn diss chez laung untill u feeling better.
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whew…………fanks!!! dat duzznt happen often but teh bebbeh………. ooh da cyoot
beddar change teh subject so ai can recubber an nawt waste yer efforts……
deh sodeepop an deh frooot pie makin me feelz awl beddar and teh blankeeee.. cuddel, cuddel, snuggel, snuggel…….
ah don’t know wut ai wud have dun wifout yer help!!!
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awww it wur mai plehshur mam!!!!
*rydz awf inna sunset awnna horse wif no name*
gigglol….
You have a horse too? Sorry about the nameless part. Mine is named Frat Boy, but KTNF doesn’t seem to mind.
u no deh sawng its frum?i onlee no diss wun part “ridin tru teh desrt onna hos wit no name” i dun achully hab a horse, wood liek tew sum time, dey r byootiful creechurz.
ya, ai kno teh song, not sure that my cowboy duz, tho
heeeeeeeeerz yew are
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDL02th72u4
YEW R SEW COOL!!!! AI LUB DAT SAWNG!!!!
*jumping up and down and dansing in circles eggsaladlee*
Song iz frum groop cawled America. Nao ai haz toone in mai hed awl day.
no need fur furgivness, teh oringe kittehz r nawt reely poisin
Oranj kittehs kan buy indulgences, but onli if dey involv cheezburgers, splorts, sloth, greed, goggie-bashing, coverting da neighbor’s catnip patch, ….
Aww, hoo can say no to a kyoot widdle puddin’ head laik dat. Wayt wut are u askin’ forgifnus 4? AHGGGG!!!1! MAI FERNS!!!
*urp* sowwy
nawt bad mannerz, juss gud beer
Hale Mary ful ob grates . . .
Sae 12 tiem n call me inna mornin
Ai’m bringin hoem a behbeh bumbulbee…
eerwerm!!!!!!!!!
is mai gift to yu!
awwwww fanks, Ambercat!
yur welkom
Mahnahmahnah.
Wont my mommy be so proud of me?
I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee.
Ouch! He stung me!
I’m squishing up my baby bumblebee.
Wont my mommy be so proud of me?
I’m squishing up my baby bumblebee.
Eew! It’s all over me!
I’m wiping off my baby bumblebee.
Wont my mommy be so proud of me?
I’m wiping off my baby bumblebee.
Look! All clean!
U haz beddur get bak to makin teh weifs dinnur,Maus…..
us wimmens is nawt prettee wen we is hungree…….
She iznt hoem yet. It’s all reddy to cooks.
*Plplplplplplplplplplpl*
*Look around for an escape route*
Sum of youse isnt pret… um… never mind… Bye!
silly Maus. You are mistaken. We are ALWAYS pretty.
*dangerous gleam in KTNF’s eyes*
*snurt*
Okai,girrrrrrls…..tyme forra Maus hunt……………
ai gots teh darts!
Hey! Hao wuz the train todai?
Didja gets a liddul enjineer hat? Anna oil can? Anna lanternenen?
tryin to change the subject, eh?
Aw c’mon! I iz reely interestdeded. I gets tyred ov bein Mr. Baggy Pants Comic Dude alla thyme!
yew whares baggy pants? dats silly
It’s an character type from Vaudeville. Think of Red Skelton or Harpo Marx…
it wasn’t too bad. There were no choochoos involved, sadly. I got to watch some sorta ridiculous training videos and play w/ all the lotions (i was training at bath and body works)… so I smell very nice right now.
MALL RAT IN TRAINING!
in training? I thought I’d accomplished that when I was 14.
*snerk*
Yabbut, nao yoo is werkin inna mall. An “offishul” mall rat!
ai bin itchin tew use dis pikshur!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1234885
(course it heps dat i just had a lil wine on a nempty stomacK!))\
Duz dey has videeos on “how not to slap the customers” ?????
(ai spent lots o’ yeers in reetayl)
Oh CC, so did I! KTNF, has a gud summer! Yoo can alwais play wif us aftur werks…
it’s nawt a 9-5 job… hours will be awl over teh place, so who knows when i’ll pop in. I’m also working at dunkin donuts… it’s new so it’s all bright and clean still. Donuts, coffee or pretty smelling stuff, anyone?
eek, no videos about not slapping, but I did see lots of videos about how to speak in abnormally cheerful voices to my coworkers. Or maybe that wuzznt teh main point they were trying to get across… hm…..
Nawt teh donuts,so much….cawfee & shower gel wud be gud,tho!
***hint****
The abnormally cheerful voice requires drugs.
Seriously.
Yup. And/or tee many martoonies after werks sumdais…
Nawt leegul yet, Mausy.
Ah. I finks yoo an my yungest must be ’bout perzactly teh saem age.
{LolSpeak Mode=OFF}
I always find it so interesting that we’re “all the same age” here, no matter what year our birthday is. Janet (JCH4K) figured it out a while ago, but it always surprizes me, pleasantly to be sure. We all share so many common interests, and speak in such similar voices. OK. My “Philosophical Moment” is done. Back to your regularly scheduled LOLs.
{LolSpeak Mode=ON}
Well… dont tell me if yoo has a “irregular” ID
hey, wotz for dinner?
come bak soon to play, KTNF-
if show me how to lasso & I’ll share my sekrit resippee fur the dartz…
Pain Perdu and Sausage.
Breakfast for Dinner! Yaaaay!
ooo dat sownds gud.
if i had bread, eggs or sausage in the house, I’d be a copy cat.
Chikn catch a tory, here.
erm, on a somewot related topic, wot’s the bestestest way to get the occasional random food splatter off of a laptop screen?
Hai mais oui – yew wants me to makzes yew sum lomo saltado from teh peru? And tehn teh pavlova (chocklit ore playne) from teh nooziland?
ooooooooo, yes, Pls!! kim kiwi!
send it through the innertubes, I’ll set the tabul.
hmmmmmmmmmm i’m finkin dat cud be teh cause ob deh “random food splatter” on yer screen……
btw…….. maus pikshur up abub………. noos at 1:53
Um… Carefully?
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Seriously. Spray a little Windex on a paper towel or very soft cloth. Wipe gently. Use a clean one to dry the screen. Lather, rinse, repeat as necessary. Gently is the operative word. If you have “lens cleaner” (for eyeglasses), that’s even better.
JMK: Itsa Maus Treybyoochey!!!
otay, *googlol, yew are mai bes friend* but nawt today, dun fink it recognizzzes lol speak
but ai fort mebbe yew cud join teh flying flamingo brothers
fnaks fur teh cleenin advice- sry to mek you get out da geek hat when you wuz waring teh chef’s toq.
akshullee, we duz has teh lens cleaner. sumwhere. probably in wif the telescope stuffs.
oh, kimkiwi, how comes you to know about lomo saltado?
i could googlol the pavlova (and I has herd of it)
but ‘twould be innereting to read yr descripshun…
Hai mais oui, ai waz in teh peru for a munf larst yea nd luvded it. Did teh Inkatrail nd efrytink.
Pavlova is mayde frum teh eggie whitez and shugar – yew beatzes tehm up nd makzes teh big gyant meringue, nd tehn bayks him in teh ovun til he krispee on teh outsyde nd chewee on teh insyde. Tehn covuh wiv teh whippee creme and teh slyces ov froot (kiwifroot nd strubery iz variy naice).
Yew kin orlso hav teh choklit pavlova bai addzing teh coco powda.
Teh tabul luks vairy naice, tahnk yew
oh, that soundz lublee-
i got out teh good stuff for you!
Ai kin bryng a naice nooziland whyne for yew – redzes or whytzes?
oh, i have herd berry good fings about Nooziland whines.
hmmm. mebbee red to go wif teh saltado? wotcha got to go wif teh pavlova?
Newsie Land???? ZOMGZ!!!
.
“On what grounds?”
“On the grounds of Brooklyn!”
*findzes botul of nooziland caber… cabin.. kabinay mehrlow for mary*
Tihs shud do naicly. Nd a layte harvist eyswhyne to go wiv teh pavlova.
Njoy. *hic*
fnaks! i nebber noes wot to chews.
’sawlrite. Tehre is sum vairy naice vinya… viney… plaices wot growzes teh graipes not far from wehre ai liff.
Tiem for nudder botil? *hic*
*Eeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!*
*Scampers into The Maus Hole*
Hey…..qwit usin mai name !!!
Sry.
Ei lernded taht las verse az “I’m eetin up mai bebeh bumbel B . . .”
I muss kom frum teh grosser side ob town.
Or spended 2 mush time aroun boyskouts.
i woz grl gyde. We lernded it as ‘lickin’ den neckst vers ’sikkin up’. Den ’sweepin’. Pottee houmour – I haz it.
Snerk….u iz awn a rowl 2dae, Ambercat!
Forgib me,Fadder,for ai haz sinned…..
It haz been 5 minnuts since mai last confeshun….
*SNERK*
Did ennybuddee els notis teh sai dey strat di s pikshur 12:01 nd dey lie tu us agen? Ennybuddee noze hooz da branez ub dis **** owtfit?
Iz nawt liek we hab nuffing els tu du but waate fur dem. ____ wel, maibe
Dis R owr life. It bee an impotant wun, too, durnit. :p
Yay, kafleen. Yoo ar so rite! This IS a darned gud lief! Bedder tahn moast peeple hav!
Tho – mai IRL lief wuz just FINE an ai DID go tra la la-ing throo teh day – til ai founded this majikal plaice – filled wif frenz ai dint eben know ai had!
Oh noes! u giv me earwurm!
Ai wud nawt bee such a nuffin’
mai hed awl full uv stuffin’…
if ai onlee had a brayn…
Teh kittehs haz nine lives … or sow dey say.
How cud aneone not gives furgivnis to a kyoot kitteh liek u. :3
Awwww, kitteh!!!!
Wut cud suches a teenee tinee liddel babbeh liek yuu du tuu hasta askes foargibbness???
Yuu iys muches tuu smaull tuu bees badd!!!!
Iyf iyt maikes yuu feal beddure, Ai’ll foargibb yuu; butt furst yuu muste gibb me a snorgle, schmoo, adn a hed bonk.
Heer: hav a kitteh treet; naow goes tuu sleap adn foargett awl tihs syllieniss!!!
awwwww….ne1 would furgiv such a tinee lil kehten…
*goez al squishee at teh kyoot*
uhoh.. yew is skwishy? um, is yew ok??
pls, pls fugives meh? befoar yu puts yoar shoos on?
*Splort*
*Klunk
…quietly falls to the floor…………………….*
CCC on deh wai !!!!!!
*****shuvel,shuvel,shuvel****
***brayns bak in tidmuns hed****
***taypee,taypee,taypee****
Heer izza soft,warm blankee anna chokklit sqwirrl…..
Beddur ???
I finkso . fankyew. Bed nao. recubbery needed. nite nite ………………………..
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*drags sef up wooden hill wiv CHRG an Hawt possum,floofie chokklit an chokklit blankie………………………………………………………………………….*
Brandz noo andz improovdz
Mawp 4 Tidmum’z leekee braynz
fillz Biltz~in Scoopurr
Poarz bakkz in wiff halp
frumz Spattchoola. Budda~fly
Bandajjez holadz tyte
Noo CHRG iz
strrrrrrretchee andz snapz snugglee. Nexx
cums t3h Dukkt Tayp
Noo ‘lekktrikk blankett
4 Tidmum. Iieez still glayzzd. Needz
cuppa Red Zeengurr
Jack.
Bloo iieed fuzzee lumpz
coodz steelz t3h Craown Joolz andz getz
cleenz awayz wiifz it
Bebbeh Kitteh no
needz 4gibbbinz. Bebbeh’z beez
steeleengz hartz 4 dayz
Ree~supply 4 t3h
CCC! CHRGz
4 ebbeebuddee!
Hewjj ‘Sploart!’ a rama!
Can haz lawtza Dukkt Tayp andz
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
Jack.
Bravo once agin,Jack….
Ai finks u needz to lye back down…..
…..Dis wuz supposed to be unner Tidmums commint…sorree…
…dangerous level of kyoot….again…
love gentle way kitteh’s held…hope it has a fur mommy nearby…
This iz a Publik Servis Announcemint. The National Kitteh Center has issued a Kittehgory 4 Cuddle Alert. All citizens are advised to prepare for Asplosions.
DEER JEBUS PLZ HALP MEH
Dis Gyiant r gonna krushed meh
no, no!it needz tew beez,
“DEER CEILING CAT, PLZ HALP MEH”
wii haz lawng talks abowt taht. iz teh lolcat relijun.
plzd tew hav ben ov serbis
oooh, teenytinee kitteh, Ai will furgiv u anithin! Anithin! Just do nawt be sad no more!
kitty luks ober an winks………… HA werks ebbrytyme..
YESH! Yesh, yu kan haz furgivinz! hoo wuddint gibs yu furgivinz!
*SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFFTTTT!!1!*
Uh ohes! unxspectid splort! CCC! CCC! CYOOT CRASH CART, PLZ!
duehd u need to geth halp from ceiling cat srsly lauy off da katnipz.
srsyl
well, sowwy if ai iz tew hai-purr foar yu. ai iz yung kid, yu noes?
heer i r tew reshkyoo yoo!! ppl stan back, iz gunnu bee otay!!
*getting teh broom and sweepy sweepy sweepy teh braynz up*
*beez eggstru carpull tew get teh hars n roks awt*
*scoopy scoopy scoopy teh brayns back innu hed uv werdycnan*
*applyz teh chicken hed rubbr gluv(CHRG) ssssssssssnap!!!*
*i r gunnu uze teh bryte yellow duckee tayp awn yoo- rrrrrrrriprrrrrrriprrrrrip*
nau, heer r a sodeepop annu fruut pie frum tecksis wif lub for yoo tew nom upon…..awlsew, seet rite heer awnnu couch unnr dis floofee blankee wif heer oar cool onnna nob….yule bee otay nau.
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sry eeeek, dis wuz mergency!!!!
CCC on deh wai !!!!!!
*****shuvel,shuvel,shuvel****
***brayns bak in tidmuns hed****
***taypee,taypee,taypee****
Heer izza soft,warm blankee anna chokklit sqwirrl…..
Beddur ???
fanks, gramma jamama, but ai iz nawt tidmum.
fanks. ai notised tidmum did git a bad splort tho. iz she snoozin otae, nao?
aim shur seh is……….. (next time ai borrows deh splortwerds ai will make shur no names in der)
how’s noooo house? gettin settled in………gettin used to teh nooo noises?
ai bin missin yew…. {{{cheezNIP}}}
ai iz fyn, adn teh howse iz grayt. ai haz just needed tew git awae frum teh pooter foar a fyoo daez.
jamamakitty, found ur splort up abub!!! r u ok nau?
you sabed me……………. ai fink ai will be jus fine!! (don’t let me luk at teh pikshur)
*puts handz ober jamamamamakitty’s eyez*
adn mai gramma jamama saybed mee!
*kubberz jamama’z eyez wif wun fuzzy paw, wyul kubbering mai own wif teh odder*
2 blind kittlets, 2 blind kittlets
see how dey splort, see how dey splort
dey lukked at teh pikshur on ICHC
an pritty soon der brayes were awl ober tv
did yew eber see such a site in yer life
2 blink kittlets, 2 blink kittlets
ai noes…………….. an yew noes
o jamamakitty, u r teh cree8tib geeenus!! *snerk*
habs teh gud ebening………… time to quiet down so i can sleep……. been free nites ob tossin & turnin…….. sees yew online 2morrow probly!
Awwww!!! CCC needed stat!! SPLORT!!
Uv corse u r furgiven wil SOBOL! (Sweet Orinj Bundul Of Luv!)
WEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEWOOOO!
*grabs a noo sweeper*
*sweepity sweep sweep*
*plop*
*rummij rummij rummij* ware izzit?
*rummij rummij* ah! dere it iz!
*strapz a green shwr kap awn Katzi’s hed*
*kwak kwak kwak kwak*-duk tayp
nao, yu just lae bgak awn tihs nyse kowch, adn nom tihs nyse choklit ferrit, adn sip tihs nyse hawt choklit. bedder, nao?
Fank u very much! I awl beddur nao.
ai iz glad. got a liddle wurried wif teh layt reply!
It looks like kitteh is playing the harmonica. TAKE. YOU. HOME. NAO. I LOVE YOU KITTEH!!
Dis l’il bebbeh kitteh’ verra ‘zziztunce jus bees pruf ob teh Ceiling Cat’s love evin to hoominz. Incidentlamentally, I seed little noo borned FAWN in cemetary two days ago! Her mummy was licking her and she could nurse and walk. Nice to see at my Grandmother’s grave. (We now continoos ar regerlerlie sheduled prograhmin n LOL speak). Cud not splort cuz wud scare dem. Teh bebbeh deer waz noe biggr den a cat. Rilly. Mai hart hurted.
Wutt a byootifull messuj ub rebirf. TY furr sharing dat.
AAAAAAAAH. Mai heart meltz. Tx felidz
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Oh my gorsh! Yes, kitteh, u can hab forgivenuss, and gushy fud, and snorgles, and belly rubs, and all da cheezburgers u can fit in ur widdle round belleh. U comz hoem wid me, kk?
*glances around furtively while making soothing noises*
*scoops up kitteh, tucks in shirt pocket, takes quick peek to make sure kitteh is secure*
*RUNS!*
Gib mii mai kitten back!
*runs after crazy Mrs Catlabash*
Cute
awwwww…i forgivs u kittey
|:(
I IZ THE CAPTAIN
i r sry foar bein POYSIN
i cants halp itz
i r ORANJ!
Siwwy, oanly orinj MOWSIES is poysin!
teh kitteh iz kewt.. plz furgiv teh kitteh
I gibs yu sebenty times sebenty forgibbnesses, just leik baby Jebus sed to do. I gib yu sebenty moar forgibbnesses if yu
will cuddle on mai pilow when I sleeep
u sweet
*urp*
ah fink im bout to frow up
OOOh, teh weensieness!! Teh bloo eies!!! Teh – nuffin els to say but *splort*.
Hmmmmm, Duffy, yuu needs sum halp;
Geyts dustes pann adn bruush adn swieps up Duffy’s braynes; putts em bak
iyntu Duffy’s hed; geyts duckee taipe adn sekurelee taipes hed; pulles awn CHRG wdoi oaver hed; geyts sawftee blankee wif kitteh printses onnit adn pulles up tuu Duffy’s chin; geyts hawt chokomalit adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tu
Duffy.
OK awl dunn. Duffy yuu restes naow adn taike a liddel nappee. Yuu’ll feal beddure suun.
Ceiling Cat b praised!
ai just a poor boy, nobodee lubs me
he just a poor boy from a poor famlee, spare him his life from this mons… muns… reely bad ting
ickee feets! icky feets! do not want! do not want!
eye taek dat kitteh doh….
yep, seems wun wif dis mush kyootness gets wutebber it wuntz!!!
ennywun elze notice its crossed non-oppsobibble thums? HE DUZZINT MEEN IT! NEENER, NEENER!!
You’re not still mad, are you?
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/06/you-still-mad/
OMGzorz!!!1!!! so cute!!!!!!!!1!!!1 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Teh kitteh haz dun a beeerrrry bad ting! But I cantz stay mad at teh kitteh for 2 long!
Awwwww i fergives u kitteh.
is ttoo kyoot!!!! kitteh can has furgiveness!!!! aaaaaaagh!!(hed splode)
u is forgivens — thou im sure u will do agan