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I haz that problem too. I haetz it…
me 2.
Hay- ai resembles dis hair do..
(hair don’t??)
We do bunneh hop and haz drinks fur Actionpink’s nawt sekund?? Whut wud u liek?
Ai wud liek tew wish Diamond a vry Hoppee Natal Dae!!!
4.5 ?
YEZ!!!! Yay!!!
Fleas Natal Dae 4.5 kittehz!!!111ONE!!!11!!!ELEBBUNTY!!!!
Ai cannoe stae, but Ai’ll bii thinkin ob yew!!
Haz tew hab meetingz awn campuss & tehn teh Matinnay ob Red Lame Sammun & teh snail!!
{{{Schmoo!! DK}}}}
And hedbonks tew awl!
Spechul day for 4.5
ai has made yew a birddai lolpix – jush 4 yew!! has a happitail day!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1231282
Wowzerz, JMK! Wer frum kaim taht teeeeeny tiiiiiiiiny kitteh? Eyes r oping, but fitz on 2 fingers, rite? Nebber saw wun taht ole adn taht teency. Happitale birfdai 2 u, 4.5K, adn iz gud thing iz yr BD. Uverwais Ai habz 2 sai, “Teeeny kitteh, I WANTZ!” Rly iz .5 kitteh!
who noes if is real? teh way stuffs gets photoshawped dese dais………. was teh cyooooooooooooot
Hare don’t.
yeh…hair dont is wut mai hair luk like in teh mornin…
Mii 2. Had sumwun askded mii 2 pull meh hayr in so dey culd sii de prof in collidj. Sumwun else askded mii y I kep gittin perms wan dey luukd so frizzy. *sigh* I agreez wif bunneh. *sitzupnsmyls* But myn duzznt alwayz luk lyk dat!
fat cat will jump you
It’s a Tribble!
Xtra large size Tribble!
transporter aksident tribble
cap’n, there be a transporter malfunction tribble!
It’s no tribble at all. I’ll fix it right away…
the transportr or teh tribbul?
Yes
Wii needz it sooner tahn taht
I canna change the laws of fuzzicks…
Has enewun told Tribble??? She mite nawt want to bee “fixed.”
I guess we need to debrief her then…
Ebberywun to teh NB!!
NO! Teh skwillz and I are
werkin onna seecrit espearmintbakin sum sooflays, and tehy mite fall!O Maus, wii wont maek a singglol liddle thump wif owr paws. Besiedz, wii want to see teh
seecrit espearmintskwirrlz werkin. Sooflayz iz taykin alot ob foot power.Hazznt dem skwirrls gone home yet???
I iz babeesitting tehm fer Leeza. We iz havin a gud thyme…
R u havin a good parsley,sage,& rosemary,too ????
aftah teh soooflayz, mebee you coulds teach dem teh merengue combineing yr talentz as chef n danzr.
Shhhhh! Yoo’ll spoyle teh surprize!
WAIT!!! Eye iz not da Mudder uff awl tribbles!!! Dis wun obveeouslee haz been feeded da rong ting!!! Or iz mutant tribble frum sum udder planet! Fix it, not mee!!! Luk at da tribbles eye haz gibben tu ebree wun. Dey iz not diz wai!!!
Oh… well… that’s very different. Never mind…
Iz okai,Tribble….we nawt let dem fix u! U iz jus fyne dah way u iz !!!!
♫♪♪♫
Don’t go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
Don’t imagine you’re too familiar
And I don’t see you anymore
I wouldn’t leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I’ll take the bad times
I’ll take you just the way you are
♫♪♪♫
Tribble, wii haz trubble. Mai lil tribble seemz tew hav cot teh OB-city vyerus frum mai fat cat…
Depends… she mite want to be ‘fixed’ if she thot this be teh kinna offzpringz she be prodoosin.
HAY! This tribble has a loving mother too, you know!
*gigglol*
Glad to heer sumbuddee laffin heer! Poor tribble (the lolpic taht iz) been on purpose electrifyed. Dat nawt funnee.
Ok, ware wuz I goin wif dis poast…..
*wanderz orf lookin fer other purrsonalitee*
J-Pak, here’s sumfin else to make yer giglol!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQtR-8ORJY&feature=related
LOL!! An it DID!1
An ai just reallized wai kittehs maek gud rappers!!
Cuz we reelee know hao to scratch!! LOL (sowee! *snert*)
Dis wun born REALLY pregnant.
ZOMG!! Whut dey been feedin it?? Muss bee quadroqitacaliee on steroidz! Sumwun rilli shood rite a buk on da care an feedin uff tribbles!
I nomnominate yoo!
Eye walkeded rite into dat wun dint eye?!
*BONK*
Yup
She who walketh into trap with eyes wide open better start with the research PDQ!
O hai, Maus!! Welcom hoam frum yur journees. Luk!! We hav matching sunglassiz!!
Kewl!
has maus bin trabelin? duz we need a partee?
duz ICHC need a raisin to partee?
Not reely trabelin. Just to see Teh Inlawses on Menommorial Dae.
shud we offr sympathees?
(akshully my outlawz, erm inlaws treetz me beddah dan my famblee, so i reely shunt cast asp urchins on in lawz)
But partees is alwais gud. Lets has a TCCIHD partee!
hmmmmm.
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*sipz teh coffee to mek teh brayne wrk*
thnk celia cat it’s humiditee dae? dat kant be rite…
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*reaches bottom of cup- howd dat happin?*
*goze fr moar coffees*
Thank Ceiling Cat It’s Hump Day! I fink yoo needs to maek shure teh dongle is plugded in riet…
I tell u, I iz nebber been a orfiss werker, sew Hump Day allus onlee maeks me hab disturbin imajez in mai hedd……..cyoobikklez full ob, um, er,
dongle?
ummmm, bout dat…
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i used it to mash up teh roots to make the poshun to go on teh datrz to shootsts in teh dart gun to fire at Sir Real who wuznt properlee pertecktid by the elven maed mithrail chainmail cuz he nebber red the Hobbit.
It (teh dongul)hazn wrkd teh same sinz.
Shud i put it in teh dishwasher or teh frontlode washing mashine oar teh autoclaav?
Mebbe just taking deh dongle 2 deh streem and pounding it wif rokz?
okays, mj, i teks yr sujeshchun!! TTFN!
It sownds liek yoo needs to put it in…
THE GARBAGE!
*Haarrummph!*
No moer dongles fer yoo, Missy!
ohai MaryO!
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BTW, ai preeshiated the dart poshun. Came in berry handy a little latr.
LOOK!!!! THE REEL REEZON FUR THE PARTEE!!!
♬ ♫ ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫♫
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♬ ♪
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER 4point5kittehs
♪ ♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫
♬ ♪ ♫ ! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
^ dat was fr teh “no moer dongles”
to KTNF: yr welcum! teh poshun jest stunz ‘em,
den you deeside wot to do. sortob a lo tek fazer on stun.
MaryO donut lissen to teh Maus. He is jus bitter cause ai darted Sir Reel. Heer, ai has anudder dongle for yew. I’m nawt sure whare I got it, but wif dongles I fink it’s best nawt to axe.
oooooo. blinkenzee lites…
*Puts thumbs in ears and waves hands*
I got a new dongle yesterday
Neener neener neener
And you can have it
Neener neener neener
Ooopsie! I meant CANT have it. Dang!
noeps. no can retrakt offa. you sed i can has, so pass it ober.
*ponderz.hmmm. unless datz a twap*
Well… OK. But tehre’s sumthing importent I should tell yoo: Tihs dongle duznt go in yer ear…
must go in teh UnibursalS cereal Bus, den?
Um… sure. Yoo’ll finds ouwt…
I haz a stoopy. Wut iz TCCIHD?
agin
adn mohr
adn ober
hint- Wednesdae.
( hee- i myself, wuz finking it be Chewsdae. Moandae holidaze confuzul me)
AAAADN itz mai birfdai todai!!!
*duz twirlee happeetayle dans ob sillybrashun*
Happeeeeeee Birfdae!!!
dat remynds me of teh Frosty teh Snowdood cartoon. His nawt seckund werds are “Haapppeeeee Birfffdayyyy!”
btw, Frosty teh Snowdood is wishin yew a happy birfday too, 4.5k
Happee Birfday!
*Offerz pees uv cake 2 4.5 kitteh*
Happee birfday DK!!! U don’t luk a day ober mumble-wun.
4.5k!!!! I am doing a handstand for yew becuz ai am SEWWWWW egg sited foar ur birfday!!! And since we’re in cheezland, ai isn’t fawlin down!!!
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It’s a gud ting ai am behynd teh cumpooter, cuz awl these handstands are gibbing me bruises IRL and ai look liked a spotted owl. ‘cept for teh owl part.
O Happee Birfdai 4.5K!!!!!!!!!!!!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (candlez)
l l
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
l l
___________ (onna caek)
oh poo. Dint werk.
jamamakitty, you luks like yur full ob brite ideyahs!
ai wish!! i bin habbin trubble sleepin last free nites………… my droopy eyes, let me shows yew dem!!
akshully ai kinda thot those lukked laik candles………… *if at nawt second yew don’t succeeeeeeeeeed*
i fink we bof can claim success, den.
you had brite idea, and now we can has lites fur the birfdae sillybrashun.
ai fink we shud used light bulbs instead uf candles on teh birfday caeks. unless uf coarse we are tryin to summon teh fyremens
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (candlez)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
l l | | | | | l l
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~~~~~~~~~ __ (onna caek)
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*triez to fix teh caek. Mite werk?
Mmmm… cake.
HBD, 4.5K! Here, I brang u some firemans. Make a wish…
Happee Burfdai!!
Hippo Birdies, DK!
w00t!!! Fank u ebrywun fur teh wishes n songs n caek n candels n ebryfing!
Ai habbing teh sunshyne fur mai birfdai, n a fren mowded sum ob mai lawn dis morning. Tonite ai will meet mai sweetee at teh pub fur dinner.
Lief R trulee gud.
may yu has teh bestest birfday ever! yu is speshul an gud and ai gotted yu a pen wif flowr awn tawp an anuther pen cuvvered in dimundz an a cookee, but ai eeted it fore brekfast.
Teh cookie oar teh pen?
both.
…
ai wuz hungree…
Happitayl Birfday 4.5 kittehs!!!!!!
Haz a lubbly day, an makes a whish wen yoo blow owt teh candlols >
Fank u kitsunerina adn Tidmum!!! Iz berree bizzy a twerk, butt ai will sillybrate at dinner tyme.
DK
I tink I missed teh sillybrashun.
Cuz I wuz @ teh pleh ol wurk.
Srry.
Happy Birfday, 4.5!!!!!!!
Oh fank yoo kafleen!! Nawt to wurree – itz still mai birfdai!
Maybee teh hyperyooniberstriticalee? Getz power frum teh all ternit yoonibersez?
O hai Tribble!
*whispurrs* Wachout fur Maus!!! He said he want to “fix” yoo!!
Hai,Janet!! Ai wuz ober on your syde of teh stayte on Mundai….ai wud have waved teh floofy paws but u wuz walkin inna parayde!
Tanks Janet. Eye iz pleadin mye case rite now. Guezz eye will haz tu run awai an hyde fur a whyle.
*gets out suit case, looks aroud at all the tribbles, gets out footlocker, packs belongings, turns out lights, drives away*
bye ebree wun, luv u
♫♪♪♫
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I’ll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
♫♪♪♫
u doesnt haz 2 do this, maus . we likes u just teh way u r-vermiform tayle n all.
Tribble-plz stay; maus likes u just teh way u r, too
Yesh. I evun singded it to yoo up teh thred a bit…
Tribble, com baa-aaak! Wii luvs u!!! An awl ur cyootnessez liddle tribblez too!!! Plz com bak, priddee plz?
Dat nize song Maus. Izz safe fur Tribble tu cum bak? Not gonna be fixeded?
Word press is eating my comments! Let’s see if this one will go through!
Izz safe fur Tribble tu cum bak? U not gonna tri tu “fix” her?
Yes, Trib. You can come back.
Word Press eated mye lass 3 commentz, juss cauze eye tryed tu change mye namez!
Izz safe fur Tibble tu cum bak? U no tri tu “fix” Tribble? 
Secret service kitty:
Multiple Personality Disorder!
Not so great, actually.
Mebbe ai culd get teh other persunalitees to goez to werk for me !!!!
of corse!!
mmmmm. sounds like a new resipea?
im goin owt 2 teh jardin n warn all teh wormses 2 hide. sry but i needz them 2 dig fur me. TTFN
kthanxbai!
Iz mah hairs rite nao. *sigh*
yU hass teh floofy earz, 2?
BEDHED!
Heck, that head IS a bed!
or maebee a rilly boofy ottoman….
Does dis call fur teh Holy Hand Grenade?
RUN AWAI
RUN AWAI!
I lurves floof, but dat is ALOT of floof!
oo yeth, I fink I founz dis wun on top ov my dressr when I be kleenin’ up an’ packin’ boxes.
Ai has fownded sum beeg dust bunnies, but DIS hasta b a rekurd!
lukz liek bunneh put himz noes in lektrik sokkit!
srsly-teh bunnehs do nibble on teh lektrik cordz if dey can reech dem. teh littul bunnehs can skweez into tiny spots like under dresserz 2 find sumting 2 chew.
bunneh-proofing-iz a chall.. chalen.. iz tuff
Bunnehs chew.
Iz whut dey DO!
Dat’s whut we says at my hoose, to remider deh hoomankittens to make duh lectric chords inac innurps out of deh reech ub de pet bunnehs.
Um… which end is which?
Ai tink ai seez a noes sumwere in tehre. But then agin, ai cuud b rong.
Uhhhh….dats notta noes…………
Oops…sry. :blush:
nawt to feelz bad…………. ai had tew go bak an luk after i reads dis……… skeeery!
Put a bole uv fud down an see wich end noms
…an if bof endz noms – RUNNNN !
But if bofe endz noms eet wont b abul to follo ewe.
Reminez mee uv man hoo seez effalump nawt sekond tiem. Hee sez “dis aminul iz puulin cabbijz wiv eetz tale, an ewe don wanna noe wot eet duz wiv tehm den”
next on project bunway, michael kors says “OMG she’s lilac”
Ai usta has dis hare-do. Ai wuz a teen-kitteh and mai momcat gibbed mi a hoem perm.
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NEBBER AGIN!
OMGosh! doan remynd mii!!! my momma katze usta giff mii “Tony” hoam perms whin eye wuz a liddle bunny—-PLEH, PLEH, and tripple PLEH…doan want!!!!
wich twin has teh tony? omg……………… ai iz older dan durt!!
Yer nawt “old” JMK. As I tells JCH4K, we is “classic”…
I finkz dis is teh pinnygig frum yestiddee, after teh day’s shooting wuz dun…..
velcrosaurus soot promotes static elektricity
Ohai KJ! Pinny’s haredresser gonna getz fyred fer shoor!
Ohai zauberflote! at leest u & i wont B hired fur this hare-dressing.
going thru with a fine-toothed comb- Do Nawt Want!
Iz dat ur face or ur bum???
Ai knoes peepl, whose faec iz uglyer dan dere bum.
hao yu kno? yu bin luukin’ at der bum too?
No, but hasn’t u herd teh frase: “Butt uglee”?
lol what IS it? dog….rabbit………..Dr Seuss character……koosh ball with a face….
d’Beekerz speriment gone horriblee rong?
Its a angora bunneh. Hims floof gunna be yarn sumdai.
hippie bunneh goes bak 2 his rootz
“giff mii a hed wiff hare,
long, buteifull hare….”
“shinin, streemin, gleemin -flaxin- waxin..”
Gimme it daon tew dare (hare!)
Sholdeh lengf oar lawnger (hare!)
mah nose iz itchin just lookin at it
whenz i’m lolvetteck an a doc needs help with a bunneh, i haveta get sumwon else…my allolgies, let me….*sneezee* show u them.
Ohai, lolnascar!!!!!! ware u bin?
Dat is dee BOOty pplz!!!
NOT dee hedz! Look again….
lmbo
ai had bunneh liek taht once…
O noes! I hassa gray hare!
ROFL!!!
OMG! Iz teh bunneh frum planet X!
Who duz ur hare, dahlink?
Yunno Igor, frum D’Beaker Labs??
Gremlin kitteh frum da seffenties!!
GESUNDHEIT!
OT:
Hi everybuddee, ai just wanted to let yu awl noe taht ai got mai student teechin assinement yesterdeay- aim gunna teech sickxth grade next yere!
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an nao, bak to yer reglar lols…
congrats, Kitsunerina
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Are yew eggsited??
nope, aim Byond eggsited! ide be jumpin up an down iffn ai wuznt at werk (ai werks at the librerry)… ai luvs sixth grade, an ai wuz afrade they wer gunna maek me teech sekund grade agen… (aim nawt so gud at givin direcktshuns). teh teecher sownds rillee nise 2! itll be hard tho, kuz shese gunna hav a babee wen aim teechin.
zo mai!
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hay! ai werk at teh liberry too wen ai am at collidge! I fix printers and stuff… which is phunee cuz ai cawl mai dadcat wen my printer is borked.
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ai has a majer happy for yew, Kitsunerina! *dans dans dans*
ai am terrible at teh multiple personalitee game. Anyway, meet my cowboy
heze kyoot.
mai uther persunaliteez arnt playin todey… tehyre still in bed.
Fanks, ai fink sew too. Dat’s why ai keep him arownd.
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Yer udder personaliteez are lucky.
She’s gonna has a bebbeh while ur teaching? Won’t that distract teh stoodints?
Verry edumacashunal!
Duz dis hav feets? Or is it moar liek a tumbulweed?
snurt.
Just snurt before work.
*runs off to work*
Howdy, Ma’am
If you’re busy you could take a rain check for the whole riding off into the sunset thing.
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Since you are also a Kafleen I think maybe KTNF would be willing to share me
hay, cowboy, yu bettr be kerfull, kuz kafleen mite be the jeluss taip.
Pshaw! You littul yungun…how ole u bee, littul wippursnappur? I likes MAH
cowboys like DIS : http://www.californiamuseum.org/images/Press/2006/inductees/clint-eastwood.jpg
Now you come back in about 30 years, y’hear?
AND
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/sam-elliott1.jpg
Umm…uh…”according to your faith be it unto you?”
Rotsa Ruck, Kid!
OMG, Kafleen, u habs teh SSSSUUUUUUUUUPER tastes n menz. Sam Elliott beez teh own lee man mai spose beez jellos ub. Adn laik fine whine, himz ajin well (Sam adn spose).
Oh no! It’s an oversized tribble!
(I don’t really have that problem. I try to keep my hair shorter than half an inch.)
Awl da moar tribble tu luv!!
An a fine hair it is, too.
wut in teh wurled r dis? it r a kitteh or a bunneh?
It’s a lil’ bit poofier than I would normally do… but I’m nervous.
“Nervus?”
“Yesh.”
“Furst tyme?”
“No,Ai’ve been nervus befor”
eeck, u has a phone call on teh white courtesy phone.
“No,the WHITE phone!”…….
at 3:00 oclok
Steel Magnolias Ref!
Taht moovee is teh WIN!
LCB – Ai had Red Velvet Grooms Cake at mai furst weddin. Nawt in shaep of Armadiller, butt it wuz GOOD!
Unforshunatelee, teh laydee who maed it closed hur bakeree. It gave mi a big sad.
I lurves red velvet cake! I has 2 recipes for it. One calls for beets (pleh!) but is good anyway. *rubs chin thoughtfully* I think that one camed from TBS Dinner and a Moovie. Hold on, brb.
*hold music plays*
Ok, I’m back. I finded it! Here is teh link to Dinner and a Moovie recipe for Dolly’s Red Velvet Bouffant Cake.
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,762|1268|0,00.html
(If link she no wanna work, just search for “tbs dinner and a movie” and “red velvet cake”)
(That wasn’t sposed to be a smiley at teh end there)
i ends up wit smileys nawt sposed to be dere toooooooooo………goes wit the end parend………. or sumfin like dat
me three! i thoted it wuz cause i wuz outapwaktiz (wich i aer, but tat’s an otter ishoo)
Aim cormfoozd. Iz rabbit? Iz kitteh? Iz fays? Iz bootee? Lukz laik squirlol stuck n bak uv bunneh’s hed. Iz reel? hhheeeeeeelllllllpppp!
iz reel, an iz a bunneh. Az tew witch enn ob teh bunneh—wal, dat’z upp foar dis-cussin.
Iz Angora bunneh?
I dunno, but I’d sure be angora if somebuddy dids mah hairs like that.
Ohai, Cuzin It
Bunneh jes hadda baff; needez hare cundyshomer;
Awlsoe hims gawt tuu cloase tuu lektrik sokkit wif hims noase,
adn tihs causeded farther problums ov eivver a miylde lektrik shok
oar purrhapps statik lektricitee….
Ai dunno, mebbee iyts jes me, butt Ai fink dere bees a kitteh oar sume ovver kynd ov smaull aminule, liek a skwirlol, hydeiyng inna middel ov awl taht floof!!!
Jes saying……..
HARE cundyshomer…….snerk!
teh electrikul outlet
it had a flavr
I wud liek ta no, dis cat er dog?
I think my kitteh coughed that up last night
Ish Zee Amaeshing Peekaneez Cat!
wut izz it??? lolcat? lolrabbit? lollama? i givez up!
duktur suezz kat frytens teh children. O:
is that a bunneh?!
looks like an ewok