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shh. kitteh sleepin.

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  1. two_kittehs says:

    pilloz has a flavor

    • Tribble says:

      I’m in yr bed, droolin on yr pilloh!
      Concats on yr top spots two-kittehs an Maus!

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      concatdroolashuns! haz u a rekwest foar songndanz? I fink maus is stronglee hinting dat i shudnt do teh sawng (he has teh intooitif grasp ob teh obvious), so i bolunteerz him!

      • two_kittehs says:

        fanks mary O, how were your trip to Peru?
        Has U seen cookie’s human I hasn’t seen her in a while
        for celeberushunz since the kitteh ar sleeping we sings a lullaby
        or a loud song to wakes kitteh up?

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          my trip was maaaahvelus. no, i hazn’t seen C’sH; i wuz just wundring ware she be.

          i’m inclined to let sleepin kittehs lie. (dey gonna fib anyways about not being fed)
          so how bout a lullabye- take it away Mausee!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          An ai, too, wuz just wondering where she (Cookie’s human) is. ai’m nawt shur ai hav scene hur since teh day she came hoam bringing us awl the beautiumus prezzints.

          Ai wuz thinking ov adding hur to mai “call aut to tem missing! “

        • smackymcgee says:

          dis allus my dilme…demill…problum – njoy teh kyoot oar snorglz teh kyoot an wakey teh kitteh. i ushully snorglz. mai self kontrol, ai kannot show u it…

    • two_kittehs says:

      kitteh dreamz of a world
      where there beez foreber homes
      for all kittehs
      wid plenty of gooshie fuds and nipz
      sunshines and snorglez
      and warm lapz to snooze on

  2. Maus says:

    BLARGH, I is ded!

  3. mary O'Spockn says:

    ♫ i loooooooove you droooooleeee, truuuly indeeed…

  4. keogh says:

    play dead, kitteh
    good kitteh

  5. MelONyx says:

    At leest hims has pilloh.

    Wai is mai keybored wet?

    Dats strange. Wen I luk in de mirror mai cheek sez ytrewq.

  6. Duffy says:

    Ah, teh happeetung – I has a happeetung kitteh. When Im skritchin his hed gentlee or rubbin his belleh, or wehn hes sittin amids a pile of nip, teh happeeur an purrier he is, teh furthur owt teh tung comz.
    Is so kyoot.
    If droolee.

    • snoo says:

      i has consen… comcen…. wen i is finkinn tung. Wen i is finkinn, my tung stiks owt. Carnet help it. Mush hilller… hila…. larfing at me ensoos.

  7. eeckthecat says:

    Ummm…mebbe ai shud sneek home & see if mai kittehs r doin dis onna mai pillo….

  8. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    it felt so good out, i thot I’d leave it out.

  9. pinkhoody says:

    That’s you riohnna! You guys, that’s riohnna. :D

  10. DSH says:

    In mai famlee we calls dis “wetarded tung”.

    I no, is not berry pee-see ting to say.

    • Kayjoy says:

      i think that most people would not like an uncaring stranger to comment on an obvious congenital syndrome or deformity.
      birth defects occur in over 11 percent of the population.
      you will never know if your off-hand comment will unknowingly hurt a blameless person[ or their friends or family ].
      .
      if im a caretroll or a wet blanket- so be it

  11. catalogical humor says:

    dust mites
    tehy has a flavr

  12. Minde says:

    AAAhhh, deep REM lead ta droolz!

  13. Neill says:

    Silly pussycat.

  14. BusterSword777 says:

    kitteh iz sleep

  15. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh bees droolyng whil her sleaps, becuz her iys habben rlly reeahlystik dreems dancin roun inner hed, awl iyn livyng kitteh tehnikulur:

    Catnip, tuna sammidges, cloase-bye burdies, availabul mowsies, byg bowlses ov mylke, snorgles & hedbonks & shmoos bye a luviyng hyuoomin;
    nieyce laung kitteh napses (wel, her haz taht awreddy).

    O luuk; her iys dreemyng ov waikeing up iyn her dreem;
    Wel, naow her iys awaike IRL; Kitteh reahlyzes taht her rlly haz ebbereefing her wuz dreemyng abowt; iyt wuz awl jes a replaiy ov her troo liddel kitteh lief!!!!!

    • eeckthecat says:

      Ahhh,teh spoilt kittehs….dey haz teh lief !!!!!

    • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

      n lots o dreems of cheezburgerz!

      btw… am I teh only wun whos kittehs hate mylk? they always think its teh pleh n nevar touch it…

      • two_kittehs says:

        one of mah kitteh loves skim milk and non fat yogurt
        while the odder kitteh refuses to touch it!

        • Duffy says:

          Dittoes – BlooMax likes milk, icecreems, etc; Simon is laktose-intolurunt.
          (Gineral warning: too much dairy gives many adult kittehs teh runs an teh poopy-tayle.)

      • eeckthecat says:

        Wun o’ mai kittehs will nawt tuch teh mylk (ai cawls it “milka” to mai bebbehs) … annuder kitteh lieks teh mylk but will nawt tuch gushiefuds>

        • Hyla's Brook says:

          One ob mi kittehz luved mylk SO much, dat when Iz poured it in a bowl fur her, she’d stick her hed in the bowl so fast, de last bit of mylk would run down de top of her hed!!!! I alwayz had to pour it on de counter & try to put it on de floor – sumtimez, she would knock it out of mi handz.

          Mi kitteh Twerp lukked a bit like dis dreamin kitteh. Twerp went ober de bridge 9 yearz ago, but I remember her still.

  16. lolsuz says:

    OMG mai hed sploded from teh kyoot! Hooge AWWWWWW faktor in dis won!

  17. rhsb says:

    Taht luks lyk SUSH a gud eye-dea! Ai wanna nap, 2. But, do ai gets nap? Nooooo…. Ai gotta stai awaek an werk! :-(

    Pleh! Pleh!
    .
    .
    Kin sumbodee tayle mi wehre ai can go 2 gets mai 2nd chyldhuud? Ai’m tyred ov beein growd-up.

  18. tidmum says:

    Sleepin Kitteh dreemz ob Cheezburger…………….

  19. kitkay says:

    Dear Cheezfrens: eye hassa a beeeg sad. I juss found owt taht my deear sweet yeller labby has a bad kase ob cancer. Y he hassta be so sweet? Hymns herts, butt nebber complaynes! Hymn lubbs ebberybuddy and ebberybuddy lubbs hymn. He is Muggsy and no odder dawg lyke hymn. Old yeller Muggsy is a goggie wiff a hart ob gold.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      {{{{{{{{{{{Kitkay}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

      • Flartus says:

        I has a sad wif u, too. Heer is a nice katlua & creem (I leevs owt teh katlua if u no wants it) an extry belleh rubs fur Muggsy. We helps takes care of u wile u takes care of Muggsy wuggsy.

        • kitkay says:

          fangs, Flartus…eye not B noeing whut a “katlua” is. Butt I B gibbing gud ol’ Muggsy annyfink he wants. Juss now I gibbed hymn a bowl ob cooked ground beef mixet wiff dawg chow. He 8′ed it. I just bought sum berry ‘spensive purrscripshun dawg fuds 4 joynt hellf. He woant tuch it. Moot poynt ennyway, iz a boan toomer, knot artthy-eitis tahts making his leg lame. :-(

          • Flartus says:

            goggies so tuff, iz amazing. Long as dey know u loves dem, they doan mind a liddle pain so much. (spensive ground beef helps, too!!)

            • kitkay says:

              Isn’t it amazing how Labbies and so menny goggies lyke hymn nebber fuss bout how bad tehy feal, butt they will soak up your sorrows lyke a sponge. They is awlways willing and abull to lissen.

              .
              [unforshoonately our last goggie wuz hymnself so noorotik that yoo coodn't doo anyfing wiff hymn. Got worse and worse as he aged. In the end you coodn't even touch him wiffout hymn yelping and whining. A sigh-coo dalmayshu7n (also a resque) . Beautiful, butt nutts.]

        • Flartus says:

          i losed a goggie to cancer abowt 5 yrs too erly. Dr. sed we cud spend lots of monees on chemoo..kimo…treetmints, but she’d prolly never be able to chase teh ball akross the yard. So we ledded her go. But she is still wif me, speshully wen i walks my now goggee. We nebber fergits dem, and dey nebber fergits us.

          • kitkay says:

            Yah, troo that.
            Naugt menny opshuns 4 my beeg sweety-pie. That ebil “C” stuff is awl thru hymns lungs, 2. Dat’s Y heez been coffing and gaggin and puking 4 teh pat long whyle. Naut allergies. Sumtimes he drips slobber. That’s win eye noses sumfing is rong; heez beeg, butt not slobbery ushually.

            • CheshireKittehKat says:

              Ai hadded a byg blak Lolbradoar taht had cancer 6 yrs agoe.
              Labbies ar soe eazy-goeing adn nebber komplayne; jes luuvs yuu;
              tehy kan rlly brake yuur hart wen dere sik;

              Ai’l be finkyng ov yuu, Kitkay, adn yuur goggie adn keap yuu bof iyn mai
              thots adn mai hart;

              {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kitkay adn Labbie-Goggie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
              ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    • tidmum says:

      {{{{{{{{{Kitkay & Muggsy}}}}}}}}}}
      I haz a sad wiv yoo.
      Holdin yoo bofe in teh lite an sendin thots an prayers to yoo.

      • turtlol says:

        oh, kitkay! Ai has a sad fur yu and Muggsy, tu!! Gibs him manny snorgles fur ebberywun heer….. sawry tu heer dis.
        takes care uv eech utter…… :(
        {{{{kitkay & Muggsy}}}}}

        • kitkay says:

          fangs, turtlol! Muggull has teh most kissable mussull ebber! And his beeg brown eyez R full of LOVE! I is puttin his sweet fase neer myne and kissing 4 yew and awl R cheezfrenz!

      • kitkay says:

        tanks-alot, Tid. prayerz and thots awlways help. Iz knot so grate to go froo dis alone!

    • Kayjoy says:

      im sorry that ur sweet Muggsy is sick- i hope there r treatments 2 halp him.
      {{{{{kitkay}}}}}

      • kitkay says:

        fangs, so mush, kayjoy! Muggel-womp has ben taking a ‘sription NSAID 4 teh past 3 weeks, and it helpz BERRY mUSH 4 his payne! Cant berrly walk when he is off it, butt on it, he barely lymps!

        • Kitkay, I is so sorry, to hear about Muggsy’s problem. I has a kitteh on chemo right now and she’s doing ok… so far. It’s moderately expensive, but she is NOT ready to go yet. She has too much sass in her still. In January I lost another kitteh to a cancer I didn’t even know about until it was too late. They hide it too well. We’ll think good thoughts for all of you.

          FWIW, if you click on my name, it will take you to my herbal remedies site. If you search for C-Caps, that’s for pets with cancer. I haven’t tried it but I have good faith in all the products based on teh ones I have tried. If you order, use Coupon Code “CHZ” for 10% off.

          • kitkay says:

            so sadd ’bout yore kittehz wiff teh “C”. Iz knot fare that R petz b getting such awful deeceezees! Frum whut teh vet sed and frum whut I saw on teh Ecksrayze, hiz C has growed 2 mush to B treetable. Sassy, even bad-assy kats R teh best! .” Do not go gentloly into that good nite!” Mugglelly-BUggelly has kept up his mishevious streek, 2 until juss resently. And duzint know teh meening of complayning! knot lyke me!

            (nice websyte, lcb, it’s a big help 4 many, I’m shure)

    • cSmall says:

      {{{{{Kitkay&Mugsy}}}}}}}}
      ai has a sad wif yu

      • kitkay says:

        thanks, cS, srry 2 mayke yose guis sad, butt U helpz me now! ~
        ~share a joy with a frend and you haff double teh joy. Share a sorrow wiff a frien an yoo haff only haff teh sorrow.~~~

    • cweenmj says:

      {{{{yeller lab iwf hart uv gold}}}} {{{{kitkay}}}}
      Deh gud pets makez ower lifez bedder, & wii makes dere lifez bedder. U gibbing him a wundermus home adn him kuddn’t asking 4 moar. U will awlwaiz b habbing deh speshul luv frum Muggsy. Rite now u b gibbing deh speshul luv 2 Muggsy. Dis b a hard tyme 4 u, but noe dat wii unnerstanding wut u going frew.
      .
      Sum tymes I b thinking dat deh reasun deh petz b habbing deh short life iz sew taht wii can b habbing menny menny petz to b enjoying. Each wun bringz sumfing uneek to us.

      • kitkay says:

        O, thangs, mj; Wii ben berry privileged 2 haff Muggley in R home. He had libbed on a ranch, so happy and free in MO. My dadcat founded hymn in a dawg pownd!!! and brouhgt hem home. Boff parents lubbed hymnm to defff, (butt spoyled him ROTTEN), and after my dad passed away, Muggs kept mom company for about a yere until she winted into assisted libing. Now mom is inna nyce a.l. center down teh street frum me, and she and Muggsy enjoi C-ing der chudders. What can I tell her win Muggsy is no longer here to C her? Shee’s bean telling me that if sumpfing happens to Muggsy, she duzn’t wanna no. Tehn she’ll say, “I doan know whut I wood ebber doo if something happened to yoo,” while she’s hugging hymn.
        :sad: :cry:

        • Flartus says:

          uh oh, dat no sownds like a fun sichuwashun…mebbe u can kwik gibs a nice home to anudder fuzzy wun, so ur mommeh will still has sumwun to hugs (asides u, of course).

    • cheshirepat says:

      <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>
      hugs to yu an’ to Muggsy-bebbeh…dem labby-doors are teh bestest goggies…evar!

      • kitkay says:

        Yoo has dat rite, cheshirepat! I wuz so lucky 2 git teh old Muggs! (I inherited hymn ’bout 3 yers ago). He issa lubber. And I haff teh bested kitteh ebber rite now, 2: a makeral kat naymend Dr. Virjay. The Virj. issa adopshun, 2. I gotted him to keep deear old MUggly company. Yesterday whin goggie wuz gone 2 teh dr. awl day, kitteh kept looking around teh haus and yellling at us. ware’s my goggie!?!!??? he seemed to say.

        • cheshirepat says:

          o ai kno hau dat goes… mai kittehs ar brudders…lyttermaites…wen wun goez to teh eebil “V.E.T.” teh udder is SOOPER klingy-leik. Dey *knoes* sumfin’ is up.

          Ai’m wishhin’ u strenf an’ lot ub lub to get thru dis tuff taim…maek sur teh Doctor (Virj) gibs u presk…preks.. a skrip foar ekstra hedbonks, and lubbin’…

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      {{{{{{kitkay}}}}}} ai lost a swete yelo dorg abowt 9 yeerz ago so ai noze wut yur feling.

    • MelONyx says:

      {{{{{{Kitkay & Muggsy}}}}}} I iz sad fur u.

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      Sometimes the only thing we can do to pay back even a little of that love from them is to make sure that they don’t suffer. I’m so glad that you have found a way to make him free of pain. And I hope you can treasure all the time you get to spend with him.
      {{{{muggsy and kitkay}}}}

      • kitkay says:

        thank-yoo, P’B: Yoo mayke me think how tehy phill you ipe wiff luv! The naut juss fillip d beaker, the good petz fill up yore hole hart and sole! And denn dey7 stretches uss until wii is ebben bigger insyde 2 hold awl that luff. :sigh:

        • Duffy says:

          {{{{{Kitkay an Muggsy}}}}}

        • Cassidy says:

          Kitkay, we is awl wif yoo an yur Muggsy.

          Sendin prayers an blessins yur way…

          {{{{{{{{{{Kitkay an Muggsy}}}}}}}}}}

        • eubie says:

          {{{{{kitkay and muggsy}}}}} Too serious for LOLspeak. My Baby puppy (they’re always puppies, no matter how old) had bone C and went to the bridge many years ago. The vet wouldn’t say “C” and I wouldn’t admit it otherwise, so I let her wait here too long. She was very old, and having trouble walking and was almost blilnd, but I would take her outside to go and she would sit in the grass and turn into the breeze and smell everything and enjoy being outdoors. She saw my husband through some rough health times (took every step with him when I was at work) and was the sweetest dog I ever met. I only regret that I waited so long to set her free, not realizing how much pain she was in. I will lift you and Muggsy in prayer every day.

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      {{{{{Kitkay}}}}} {{{{{Muggsy}}}}}
      .
      Holding you, Muggsy and your family in the light during this difficult time

  20. Sleeping Tauntin Cat taunts u in her sleep.

  21. TheMadLibrarian says:

    D00d, what’d I do last nite? My mouf tastes like PLEH, an I can’t find teh litterbox.

  22. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    *Snorez*

  23. Renee says:

    Dis kitteh lookz eggsactlee like teh stray kitteh I adopted, droolness an all, daww.

  24. no 1 in particular says:

    ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzZZZtihszzzZZpillowZZzzZZhazZzZflayvurzzZZZZzzz

  25. D.R. says:

    Let’s sing a lullabye

    Shhh, not too lowd

    “Yarn, yarn, yarn

    Cheezburger,

    Catnip, catnip

    Dish of meelk…”

    Looks lyke it workin’ :D

  26. mary says:

    snorf* drool*eye tase piddow

  27. 999qa says:

    Kitteh is tired. Dat’s y he drool.

  28. Ferso says:

    droooooooooooooooooollllll. He has it.

  29. kitkay says:

    (and teh nap sez: i has a kat)

  30. Flartus says:

    in Soviet Russia, na….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…….


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