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alien cat exits stomach quietly
alien invashuns happnin ebberyweer.
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Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…
Looks like another Theme Day…
Mewtant aneemals?
Tinaje Mewtant Ninja Kittehs! Bai dai, averaj purrmonsta flouffballs. Bai nite, splort-wielding superhiros.
concatz, maus. rekwest fur sawng n danz?
Well… tihs song is a bit used up todai… And “He Ain’t Heavy” is too obveeyus… I dunno. Yoo gots anee suggestshuns?
Mite ai suggist “Halp” by teh Beetlez?
Der wuz n ole ladee, she swaloed a cat –
Fancee dat! She swaloed a cat!
She swaloed teh cat to ketch teh byrd
She swaloed teh byrd to ketch teh spydr
Whut wigglednjiggledntiggled nsyder.
She swaloed teh spyder to ketch teh fli.
I dunno Y she swaloed teh fly.
Peraps she’ll dye.
*thinks that song needs a new verse. How about something like:
Der wuz n ole ladee, shi swaloed a lol -
It tuuk its toll when shi swaloed a lol.
Shi swoloed a lol to kapshun teh horse…
ROTFL ov corse!!
Ahahah perhaps she’ll die… if LAUGHTER! HA HA!! *dies of bad pun disease*
“I’ve Got You Under My Skin” ?????
Yes!!
♫♫♫
I’ve got you under my skin.
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me.
So deep in my heart that you’re really a part of me.
I’ve got you under my skin.
I’d tried so not to give in.
I said to myself: this affair never will go so well.
But why should I try to resist when, baby, I know so well
I’ve got you under my skin?
♫♫♫
ahhh. purrrfekt!
yay, Maus! Whut a grate rendishun!
PB2K….how are you doing ???
Ai has not convershed wit u inna whyle !
hey dere, eeck! I’z doin okay. I lubs beink hoam wif teh kittehs – it tuk dem a coupla daiz be4 dey decided it wuz ok to nawt sleep on tawp ov me an culd lemme sleep in peece.
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I stil nawt feeling compleetlee grate – I kin sleep for manee hours (missink manee gud LOLs ober heer!) an doan feel liek eeting mush. I’z hoping taht awl gits bedder sun.
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Hao’s fings wif yoo, eeck? enjoing teh beyootiful-luking dai todai??
Howdy gurl! Gud to see yoo is at homes!
Ya know, I don’t lieks mush much eethur
hey dere, Maus! Grate bershun ov teh sawng! Lubbed it!
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yah, teh mush is teh pleh. as is moast otter fuds, too. Sadlee.
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Teh kittehs agree wif yoo – tehy is bery happee I iz abailabul to sleep wif agin. An I’z bery happee to bee heer. I finks I heels way bedder at haom in mai own bed wif mai own stuffs tahn in a horspitall wif beepink mashines and whutnawt.
Ai iz sure ur bodee is wantin to sleep to help wif deh blud countz…..iz okai;jus maykes u more liek a kitteh !!!!
Ai iz enjoying teh nyce Meeshigun dai…..or at leest ai will whenz ai getz outta werk!!
oh, gudee – I sees teh bloo sky an wish I had teh energie to go owt an enjoi it. I kno itz nawt too hawt, so must be neerly perfect. Sigh. Soon, soon I will go owtside an plai in teh sun!
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(oh, an my blud cownts ar so close to nermal dat mai doc haz skeduled teh next set ov appointmints fer me!)
Yayyyyy blud countz….iz all teh good juju frum teh cheezpeeps!
Marfa, PLZ contact me, its important, Iz abowt ur packidg. I hez ritten u yahoo message.
PB2K, Ai wish u wer closer 2 mii. Ai wud lurb 2 beez makin u sum chiklin adn dumpylins (all wais maiks mii fil bettr adn is teh yum) adn awl teh gud fuds u lurv 2 temp u 2 eetz. Hopin u feelz guder ebbery dai.
♫♫♫
I’d sacrifice anything, come what might
for the thought of having you near in spite
of the burning voice that comes in the night
and repeats and repeats in my ear
“Don’t you know, little fool, you never can win!
Use your mentality! Wake up to reality!”
but each time I do
just the thought of you
makes me stop before I begin
cause I’ve got you under my skin!
♫♫♫
bery gud choyse!
ai *lubs* dat sawng… ‘tanks Maus…
o yahhh duuued da alien did dat in space balls
i bleef dis be Spayss-harbls?
Mawm he iz squishing meh
The heck he’s not heavy! GET OFF!
Uhhhh….howz iz dat lidduler one styll breathin ????
Kittehs only pretendz to has bones. They can flow to fill enny availabl spaces. So blobcat on top ins’t puttn too much pressurz on bottomcat.
Blobcat…LULZ!
Dey tuu hav Bones. I sau dat Meow Trek episode when dey snukk on da Enterprize and cloned him.
Conjoined kitteh twins?
Noes. Dat kitteh be yellin “quaid. quaid, startz teh reacter”, ennitimez now.
Teh wun on Mars, or at Aspen?
Yez, cleerlee george/ Kuato Kitteh. nicze
Catosis
nyce!
Mewosis
fat burgwarzee cat are imposing himselfz on tiny peasant cat
“Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
Dat wud maek mi depressed, and mai memmreez get suppressed.
Ai has a couf dat needz 2 b suppresed.
Ai’m in mai pajammas and needz 2 get dressed.
this polikal ref. iz my 2nd most favorat line in teh Holey Grail.
thanks,maus!
‘oo are the Britons?
Wee r an auto-no-mouse kollectif
Waol, but u caynt spekt 2 weeld sapreem eksecyootiv paowur jess cuz sum waturee tart throo uh soard at u!
Dat’s nawt hao kittehs has bebbehs!
Habbing kittehs – ur doin it rong!!!
havein alienz…yr doin it rite!!
Shee doan noez nuffin bowt berfin noe bebbehz
srsly
Dat iz wun BEEG KITTEH!
Beeg cat “Aiz not fat, ai’z floofie!”
Liddle cat “uummmpphh…”
Half kitteh, half kangaroo!
Kittehroo?
Kangamew.
Two kitteh heds iz better thn teh one.
in spaec, no 1 can heer u MREEOWWWW!!!!!!!!11111!!
Ai iz nawt alien kitteh, Ai iz skwished kitteh.
skwished kitteh: Hay, FATSO, wake up!!1!
Fatso: snrk, huh? wuh? honk shoo, honk shoo
skwished kitteh: cant breev!!1!
Cat-like skwishing detected.
See-say-ree-an sekshunz
jennerle annus-tease ya…mama kitteh haz it
Ackshully, dis iz commershul ad 4 “Mirakle Gro”.
Smaller kitteh iz “Before”
Beeg kitteh iz ‘Aftur”
coming to a theatre soon: Aliens 9:Wrath of Jonesie
LOLZ!
Teh cat!!!! Itz in teh CAT!!!!!
Teh cat is in teh CAT!!!!!!!
Stomach cat is watching u masticate.
er gesticulate…
Say… aren’t u an admitted thespian?
Yeah! But you obfuscate!
That wasn’t me. It was teh dog.
You an hims was doin philately!
And philately got us nowhere.
Hey, leave Phil outta dis!
Pssst! COL! Ur epidermis is showing!
It’ll get you in trouble if you philate on your income taxes.
Yeers laytur, Schrodingers speriment had sum dreedful conseeqwenses.
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
*Confetti Falls*
FTW 1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!
*slowlee backz away frum Maus*
Whut? I wuz just praysin yer funnee…
I guess I shuda said “@@@@@@@@” er “Elebenty” liek eberybuddy else…
*sniff*
No, No, No U gots it awl wrong! Eye wuz bakin awai cuz eye iz fraid u gonna “fix” mee!
Eye preciate yr praize!! Eye nebber gotz confettee b 4! Fank u!!
Now no sniffin…cum on gib mee a littul smyle…dere dat bettur.
Ai noed waht u mint, Tribble. 1 cna nebber b 2 saef. Don fix waht aint brokin!
kitteh supahposishun principul
Must agreez wid maus… joor kommint wuz berry hila.. hilli.. fullz ob teh funnziees
Whi tank u orangekittehservant! U iz berri nize.
Eye wuz bakin awai frum Maus cauz inna lass picher hee wanted mee “fixeded” cuz uff la oberlee large tribble inna picher. Mye commentz bout bakin awai were miss inturp, inturr…gotten wrong!
Eye pre-she-ate ebreewuns feedbak bout mye commentz. How else u gonna no iffen u phunnie? Eye miss da votin burgerz!
utterlee brilliyant, Tribble!!!
(Ai mizzed teh eerlier convos abowt fixing yoo – I doan fink yoo need fixin at awl!)
“An dat is how berf works” Part II (when behbeh kitteh head no fit)
In Soviett Rusha, Churnoble kittehs sai 2 heds r bettur dan wun.
In Soviet Russia, birth gives YOU!
Whupps, sori Jeepster. Eye misseded yr commentz above.
‘S OK. I likes yours better!
hello all, can’t play this afternoon. I am training at my new job today!
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LCB, the idea of a DC meet up was floated yesterday. Just so you know.
Yoo gets to play wif trains at werks? Kewl! Has fun!
**** Haz piktur in hed uv KTNF rydin arownd ia one uv doze liddul kiddie trayns wif a cunducturs hat on hers hed ****
oh grate, nao I gots taht pikshur *and* a stoopy liddel tune taht plais wile teh trayn goze rownd an rownd stuks in mai brayne
that would be AWESOME
U an enjineer or conductur? U invyted tu mye train club!!
h t t p : / /
calslivesteam.org.
DC meat-up? When? Whare? Who? Why? How?
Lemme know and I’ll see if I can, um, steal away.
Two_kittehs suggested it and said dat tribble would be interested, Zauberflolute/flote was also interested.
Babbeh kitteh wunts tuu goe aowt adn plai; mommeh sez “Noes!!”
Mommeh wud liek tuu keap babbeh kitteh unner hers thumb, butt cannawt becuz
her haz none, speshully posable wuns;
Soe naow Mommeh keaps babbeh kitteh unner her tummee; wurks jes az wel!!!!
Wif aplolgies to teh Lolling Stones:
Under my tum
Teh girl who wants to get down
Under my tum
Teh girl who once pushed me around
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She’s under me
Teh difference in teh air she breathes
Under me, uppance has come,
She’s under my tum
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Under my tum
The squirmin’ kid wants to get away
Under my tum
A girl (u can just see her face)
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She’s under me, yes she is
Teh way she does just what she’s told
Under me, uppance has come
She’s under my tum
.
Under my tum
A stripey brown cat of a girl
Under my tum
She’s the skwish’dest pet in teh whirled
Beehold teh awwwwsum talentz uv LCB !!!!
*blush*
And a flick of teh geetar pick to CKK for gibbing me teh idear!
Old age and treachery overcomes youth and skill
aulwais!
WFWF Rassling champeenship goes awriee when defending rassler “El Tigre Mondo” luses intrest at teh veree momunt of taek-down. Challengur “Teh Fractal Furwarrior” wates in vane for Refurree, hu has wandured off to luk at a burd owt teh windoe.
Siamese cats
Why do they look like that?
mebbe kitteh shud hav chewd his fub bettr
*fud sorry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa1!!!!!!!!!!
R IT HOGN GETZ MEH 2!
XTRO!!!!! yeeerrrrcckkkk.
Haha this reminds me of Stephen King’s book, Dreamcatcher.
This is so awesome!
Oh look at the pretty cats.
WTF???
waow
tis teh nawtknone alien kittehs! Dat b dere mudder den? y they come frum her stummak? mudder is ah alien tuu!
Good one.
ewwwwww
Twinlets
OH MY GOD