there is somfin differnt abot you…
there is somfin differnt abot you… just cant put my nose on it
mebbeh dis will halp u figur it awt.
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Some things better left a mystery, kitteh.
Conga rats, LCB…..
Thx! Let’s form a conga lion!
Heer’s sum moosik fur ur Nawt Sekund dansing, LCB: The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyjq9RJ-_yM
awwem awap aweem awap. Yeah!
Cool! I sings this to mah boi kitteh, Liam. Of course, I change teh words of teh chorus to “Liam-um-away.”
Lyk mai neffoos – teihr mummah (mai sis-in-lor) is teh Polish an is cawled Terenia (is Teresa, but in Polish). Ai tukd tehm to see teh Lyon Car (Kwik, get in teh car!) for teihr tenfs burfdai an we awl sat tehre an singd” Aaaaaa, Terenia!”
Oh hao we awl laffed!
Is teh bloodymarvlus stayj show, an Ai HAYTS teh myoosicles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gw4PluZd8
Duz teh nephoos cawl you “ciocia” or “chuch” ??????
Ai is 1/2 Polish an teh neece & nephoos call me “chuch”
(Ciocia iz Polish for aunt)
Tehy refur to teihr mummah’s sisters an frens as “Teh Ciocias”
Ai is Inglish so Ai is Anty Ambercat. Akchully, nao tehy is teenayjers, tehy is alloud to cawl me Ambercat
Heer’s sum moozik fur the Nawt Sekund dansin, LCB….The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyjq9RJ-_yM
(Stoopy compooter ated eet furst tyme.)
R YOU my mother?????
Are you my mommy?
/Dr Who
LOCK THE DOORS & WINDOWS….DON’T LET THEM TOUCH YOU!!
Whatever you do. DON’T BLINK!
Oops, wrong episode.
Lol!
Dr Seuss!
Ai has dat buk!
Yep, wun of mai faborite Dr. Suess…but writing under pseudonym, correct?
Wuz taht az Ted Geisel ritin as Dr. Seuss or Dr. Ted Geisel-Seuss ritin as sumbudy else?
I’m nawt-kultoored. Onlee red abouts 2/3 ob the grate masterworks ob Seuss
Dat’s it!
Actually, it was P.D. Eastman. Doan azk mee WAI ai memember dat, coz ai doan kno!!
Yoo aer nawt mai muvver; yoo aer ay SNORT!!
I got teh bad cayse of gigglz from dis when I had small-keed-tyme.
Funny how *kitteh* teh one who hasta wear teh bellz, innit?
Yesh….ai wud rather heer teh wyld kitteh comin,meeself……
Dats so if wun day yu kant find teh kitteh, yu piks up teh cub an shakes it…an heers jingles…
No, Duffy. *U* picks up teh cub and shakes it. I’ll watch from a safe distance.
Mee 2! Cubz poyntee indz r poynteeur dan kittehz poyntee indz…
yay!!!!!!! yew didz it……..ebben wit teh rite name…. so tells me, wut is meaning ob Aahz
an wut is pikshur………..ai is squintin…. almos luks like a baseball mit….]
yew gets yr geek hat now!! yippee……….
Ohai, jamamamama, tu muxh reding mistreez nd nawt enuf si fi, maibe? Ai fink, sins he dint ansur, Aahz iz karaktur in sum Robt. Asprin bukz. cud be rong heer.
wuz red ina Sunset magzene bowt nu restrunt “How to Cook a Wolf” awn Quene Ann. Yu trai dat? Duz nawt sownd liek wut ai wantz tu ete.
der waz wunse a famuz cuukbook bi dat naem…..ai forgetz hoo rited it, but ai does membur she libbed up in teh Sonoma Valley, in norff Callyfournua……an noaw ai wil goes obber in teh kornur an dribe myselv crazzee til ai memburz her naem…..
salleh
ai fink yew are my sister bai anudder mudder!!
gmgs: ai hab nebber herd ob dat restrant, but will lukitup……. souns teh intriging
gmgs……… yew are teh smart laaaaaady. an gud membry tew!!
found dis bout dat restrant…… nice website
http://www.howtocookawolf.com
Ohai, gma n jmk!! I nawt antserz cuz I b at werkz n cood ownlee tayk a fyoo minitz 2 trie 2 gitz mai pik n linkee fingeez. I bak naow but ownlee 4 uh fyoo minitz.
gma iz rite — Aahz iz wun uv da mayne kerikterz n Robert Asprin’s bukz n himz “Myth Adventures” seereez. Himz da “deemun” (akshullee iz da naym 4 uh diminshun trabbler) summind bai Garkin 2 impress himz apriniss, Skeeve.
Mai pikshur is frum da nawt-sekkund ishoo uv da “Myth Adventures” kawmikle bukz bai Phil Foglio. Da pertkler seen iz win Aahz n Skeeve mete 4 da nawt-sekkund tym. Win I gitz hoam Ill uplowd da hole pikshur inna my proefyl.
hmmmmmmmmph, ai rilly struk out………
ai still finks it luks laik baseball mitt….
wuns ai sees it full size i will lol at maiself!!
yew did gud. hope nawt too much nashing ob teh teef
Phil Foglio for da win! I ‘member seeing his stuff back in mmmmm late 70’s or early 80’s? an thinkin, dat boi is goin’ sumwhere!
Waol, himz wint sumwarez, awlrite… Himz ternded ober 2 da dark syd uv kawmiklz, n startid drawin nottee kawmiklz 4 da growd-up peepz.
2 bad, cuz I thot himz wuz reelee grate cartuneist.
B4 himz ternded 2 da dark syd, I gotz himz ottografz n da Draggin maguzeen wif himz lastest “Watz Noo wif Phil n Dixee”, da nawt-sekkund ishoo of “Myth Adventures”, da nawt-sekkund ishoo of “D’Arc Tangent”, n uh kustim drawin uv me wif Phil, Dixee, n Avari-T (frum D’Arc Tangent). Mebbe deyz werf sumfing — prapz I kin yooz dem n a doller 2 baiz uh kupz uv kawfee….
ai jus googloled yr namesake………. did yew noes himz jus died on teh 22nd ob dis munf? (yew probololy did)
Yeh, I jess fownded owt 2dai, madder uv fak…
I had a very sad – himz wus sposed to be GestUvOnor at Marcon dis past weekend. He wented for a nap befor leeving town, wif a Pratchett buk in hand, an didn’t wake up.
We hads wun helluva wake fur him, tho…
I betz yawl did … I wooda liekt 2 bin dere ifn I noed bowt it….
CheezWorld is disbig. Phil direkted mai nawt-sekund komedy show, at de Spays Develupmen Konfrens!
Kewl! Did himz drawd ennyfing 2 u?
Noes, but a fyoo yeerz later we did a live-akshun murder mystree at Windycon, an Phil volunteerd to be killd. We telled peepl dat he wuz killd by a 16ton wate, an he drawd hisself on paper awl flat – an his nekkid-laydy-mermaid belt bukle wuz makin a skwished fays too! We cutted him owt an hung him onna wall. It wuz berry funnee.
I betz dat ifn u pikz up da cub n shaykz it, WEE mite b heerin sumfin els BISYDZ jeenglz …
Aahz, yu reedz teh Roburt Azpryn?
Yup, seez abuv… I reedz teh Phil Foglio 2
Azpryn also wuz Yang Teh Nauseating in ealiest ob SCA, founder uv Dark Horde. Kquite ah legas..legac…reazins foar peeps to member himz.
Nawt 2 minshun da Dorsai Irreggalerz — da vawlunteerz groop wat hep wif Trek, SF, n uvver kunvinshunz.
Dey wuz at da eenfamus 1973 Trek kunvinshun n NYC ware 30,000 peepz shoed up win oanlee bowt 2000 wer spektid…….
Smart hoomanz puts bellz on kitteh, becauze dey not wunt too bleeed so much.
If teh bigcat not wunt bellz, bigcat not ware bellz.
Mau brudda frum anutha mutha.
D’oh! Shud b “Mai” insted of “Mau”.
Mai bad typin skillz, let mi sho u tehm.
Mau is gud. Is kitteh noyse.
is dat why himz pawzes are so big?
Awl da beddur 2 swat u wif, mai deer….
Are u mai bruncle? (brother/uncle)
inturspeeshees romans wee haz it
Interspecies Romans? U mean like, veni, vidi, vicuna?
@@@@@
Thx! U r officially re-instated as mah BFF.
ohai, LCB, wut hapeun tu nu wun? dat’s ok.♫♥
I’ll just has a bunch of BFFs. U can all gets t-shirts that sez: BFF of LCB. What brand should we get? Mabye BVD?
Yesh,opurrator…ai wud liek mai BVD dat sez BFF of LCB….send ASAP,pleez,and mayke shur itz COD….
Y u wants fish in deh T-shurt?
ewwwwwwww……
Okai,mayke dat C.O.D.
Don’t forget to provide ur DOB and SSN. PDQ.
u will need yur PIN,too.
No, no PINs. Too many pointy endz happening around here alreddy.
Oar purrhaps yur muther’s made in Spain??
shur! iz dat baby ventlait dipur oar sumfing els? boiz very dum? bez very dorable? awl gud.:lol:
Maik shur dey hab pokitz! ebbree buddee noze datz improtunt wen we hab tu luk at fingz ina bettur lite.;)
aw crap. ai is outta a jawb!
O noez!
I b sorree 2 b heerin dat, KTNF.
Hoapz U kin fyn sumfing els sune….
O what hab teh Romans dun 4 us lately?
Cub reporter does up-close-and-personal story.
D’awwwwwww. I want a lion.
No idea what I’d do with a lion, but I want one.
…..alwayz gud to hav one “lyin” arownd!!!!
hahahaha…….**snerk**
dat’s pun-ny
Yu carnt leeve taht lyon tehre”
It’s nawt a lyon; its a jiroffe.
Plees to be supplyon yur oen joek
A man walks into a pub with a giraffe on a lead. “I’ll have a pint of Guinness” says the man “and ten pints for the giraffe”. The man then starts to down his pint in one go. The giraffe, seeing this, starts banging down the ten pints like there was no tomorrow. The race is on! The man gets half way down and the Giraffe’s only on number four. Then, with an amazing burst of speed, the giraffe just manages to scrape ahead. But on pint number ten the giraffe gets half-way, then falls off the bar stool, and passes out on the floor. The man promptly finishes his pint and starts to leave. “Hey,” says the barman “you can’t leave that lyin’ there…”
lemme guess…..”iz nawt a lyin….iz a giraffe”
B’dum ching! Whizzee boe-ty; skwerty flowr
Taknyuverreemush, we’re heer awl week. Try teh tryp!
Dont fergit to tip yer waitress…
Tripe?!?!
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Maus? EEEWWWwwww to tripe? Taht sounds laik sumthing AI wud say!
An thot yoo were moar an “universal nommer.”
Hay, I gotz wun! I gotz wun!
Mayk myn uh CUB sammich!! (*wataya fink*)
Aahz!!! U gotted deh avatar!!!! adn deh linkee!!! Yay!!!!
*goes to chekk deh linkee*
BRB
himz did gud…………. wut yew fink teh abatar iz……… my old eyes, tey can’t squint enuff
I not too sure. . . oberhed vue uv coastline? kittyfais?
Naw, itz mai uglee fays.
I dun uplowdid da orijinul pikshur frum da “Myth Adventures” kawmikle buk awn mai proefyl — c 4 ursef…
Be careful what you wish for!
Mebbe kweschun is- whut lyun do wif U!!
Aaaaaawwwwww
Ur invadin mai purrsonal spayse!
Gigglol! After I looked at this pic I happened to glance at my spam folder. Several of teh subject lines could easily serve as captions for this lol:
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– Identical bags different prices
– arow
– You are nominated for a degree
– Kiss me right here
– Don’t wait to get bigger
– You need to improve your little friend
– Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton together again
LOL, LCB!
Ai had a spam teh uther dai taht axked mi if ai wanna bui a peese of TTI.
Don’t do it! U could probably get a better price from one of our resident (not reticent) TTIers.
yup, we awl offerd! An AI tink mai aksing prys for Lunnon Brij an odder lanmarx verree reesonubble!
Ai can’t afford it!
.
.
Mai borked finansees, let mi sho u tehm, and u can crai wif mi!
Why not make a trade. Doesn’t u has a bridge in Brooklyn and some swamplands in Floryda?
YESH! Dat’s rite! Ai forgotted abowt tehm. Tanks, LCB!
Lessee, wat u in TTI want? I’ll see wat ai gots in mai inbentoree!
Plz to send sunshine an margy ritas. An Jorjj Clooney. We sendz u brijj rite bak.
Jorjj!!Whut u got to trayd?? Kyuut fyremenz in TTI??
Ai noes tehy haz hotz fyremenz ober dere….swa 2 ov tehm at Westminster Abbey wehn Ai vizited Lundun lass yeer. Jes kepe LCB awayz frum tehm…culd haev intrnashunal inseedint!
wuz teh abbey awn fyre?!
.
LCB, were yew in London lass yeer…?
Oooh! Can Ai has a crocogaytor?
Yah, an maek it snappy!
is yu doin a dubblakt wiv Maus?!
Ai herd he wuz beein debriefed. I’m just fillin in.
Teh debreefin is dun.
*Opens trenchcoat*
See?
*garsp!!*
*faintz cleen away*
*Maus turns to reveal…*
*A sign that says “BOO!”*
Sry. Tehre wuz a Monty Python marathonom on BBC America on Mondai. It refreshded mai memry a bunch!
Ai’m easily startled. After a shok liek dat, ai fink ai needs a drinkie …
teehee – gmta. Or duffers neber differ, wun or tuther
Teh needs of teh menny outweigh teh needs ob teh phew? No, wait, dat’s sumfin else…
Ai donut smell ennee smoek…
As a precawshun ai has surrownded maiself wiv firemens. Mmm, cozy.
Heer, has a martoonee – Ai’s bringed a jug. An 3 strors.
and toastee??
S’ok, ai only needs teh wun… akshully ai is kwite happy drinkin owt of teh jug
Fank
*SSSSLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPP*
Whut is yoo guize having?
*BUUUURRRRRRPPPPP*
‘Scuse me…
oh, fank u for teh toastee, cweenmj, i can has cavvy yar awn it?
Ai has a bukkit rite heer ( srsly! Awn teh lash tonite!)hic!!
Shud we order u teh greezy brekfast an canobfullfatcoke for teh mornin?
Has a gud partee guys. I haz to go maek dinner fer Teh Wief. TTFN!
Ai is Bunking Orf Werk tomorro (shh! Donut tell teh boss) an goin to teh Hayonwy Litfest. Wiv a hangober. An a fullinglish. an a alkaseltzer.
ai red dat kwiklee and it translated to ‘the black titmouse’
Howz about an Allidile inzted ???/
nawt da shuze kiend? rele libe skaly fing? Kerful wen yu bruch itz tefez. Aahz abatar lukz kined ub leik it mite be sum kiend ub reptyl, greny fing. he nawt sez wut iz yet.
Shippin cawsts wuld b cheepr eef u bot teh Lunnon Brij taht wuz moovd 2 Arazona.
Stoopy compooter! Dis wuz sposed 2 B sumwar els. Ai trai agin.
O, shur, NAO iz n rite playse…..
Semez liek if yu du “refrech” b4 nd aftur yu commint it goze wair yu wantz, sumtiemz, maibe.
Bsiedz doz peepz problee ownly sendz yu a rok, if ennyfing at awl.
wutz yur prys? Iz dat in £ oar tunz?
££££££! Yur $$$$ is borked. Mndyu, owr £s R lukkin a bit porly!
Yis, ai noze. ai dint eben sugjes $$$.
Nd du yu noze, dere in TTI, hoo borked da $$$$? Abowt 7 yeerz ago dat smurkee fais gy hoo lib in Washingmucheen stratz tu sai bowt hoaw bad iz nd nekz fing it iz. Wun deze daiz da boiz in blak sootz ar going tu cum cuf me nd taik me awai, Ai feer.
but if dere cuming from washingmachine DC LCB an ai will hitch a ride and visit yew!
not az bad az deh $!!!
Dis a happee frenship now…sumhow I think theyr gonna need a bigger bowl soon.
Lessee, yuu luuk liek me, kynda; yuu beehaives liek me, sorta;
yuu mrrrrraaaaaooowwws liek me, a liddel bitt;
Jes can nawt puut mai paw onnit, Wutizzit??
Ar yuu Auntiee Fluffeey’s kitteh frum hers furst marriayge???
Oar Unkle Barnee’s kitteh couzzin, twyce remoooved???
It’s that last one. They keep remooving him but he just keeps coming back!
Ai haz sum relutivs liek dat !
Son, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you about your father.
Wate a fyoo munfs an ewe’ll fined owt…..
AW!
*Splort*
On noes……ai iz nawt trayned !!!!
**runs to KKC,srapes uppa teh braynz**
***pat,pat,pat back inna head****
** ducky taype,ducky taype**
** 50’s baythin cap**
***blankee & chokklit**
Dere….duz sumone wanna chek mai werk ??
EEck, u did jess grate!! U eben fownd anovver blankee– yesterdai I cud onlee fynde wun, an peepz hadda shair!
Nao u is offishul uzer ob teh CCC, an warez teh baj ob usefullness
Ohai, ZF , ai wuz mis yu las weke. lurned haow tu maik ♫ whee!
Yuu dyd veree guud!!!!
U dids a very gud job, considering teh pressure u was under.
Onliest thing is: u duktaped ur left hand to ur rite foot. Hop on over here and I’ll cut u loose.
Okai…***jump,jump,jump***
***cut,cut,cut ****
Fanks….one qweshtun,tho…..wut duz CCC stand fur???
(mai ignorrunce…ai shows u it)
Cute Crash Cart
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/A+%E2%80%93+C
Fanks,Maus…..deespyt teh bad jokes,u is okai !!!
Um… Fanks! I think……
eeck, since u is now chekked out on teh CCC, next u should try ur hand at teh debriefing cart. I’m sure Maus would love to be ur first debriefee.
Duz dat involve his briefs ?????
Cuz,ahhhhh,ai think ai’ll pass……
[insert legal professhunul joke heer]
TankQ! I feel bedder nao!
Liddel oranj kitteh to bulliez in himz skool:
Himz are mah big brudder
Himz beez very purrtective
so if Uz are tinking of bothering
meh
tink again
Kthx bye
akshully it ar himz big sistah
Ohai I finded a linkie about dese kittehs it ar lion cub Safina and herz
buddy Arnie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8j8F68xrs
Awwwww, sew kyoot!
WANT!
Tanks yew! Iz wunnerin ware dees kittehs cum frum.
JEBUS CRIST ITS A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
Cairbre……nice abatar………… don’t fink ai have met yew. ai libs near skeattle and has teh elderly kitty (don’t tell her dat) ……….. ai jus lurves teh kittys. hopes yew likes it here…… an if yew been here awhile it cud be mai old timers
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1042735
Tank u, Cairbre! Ai wuz reedin’ down da hole postins heer, waitin to see if SUMWUN wuz gonna sai dat! Ai thawt dat wud be da not second ting dat wuz posted!!!
Hao abowt:
Luk owt, Lion! Teh oranj wuns is poysin!
We hab oranji boi leik dat bisit uvver nite owtsied ub patio, lukking fur femayl cumpanyunship.. Kinsey seez nd yowlz liek being kilt nd Arly cumz tu se wutz goingz awn. hooboi! Kinsey wantz tu gozing owt dere nd purtek owr propty naow! Las tiem she trai dat , cumz bak wif big skratch cros noze. At leest dis tiem dey nawt strat hissing at eech uvvur az did b4. Finely oring boi goze awai, trai agen anuvver dai?
You is all spotz, ’stead uf stripez.
i kno wut is difrent! kitteh has too belz on heez collor!
Ding! ding! ding! Wee haz a winner!!!
Well, Ding! Ding! anyways.
R U sayein KT iz dingee?
anybody nouz how 2 make fav on thiz site? i dunno how, i registered and log in, but dont seh any fav button plz help!
on my puter der is a box just above upper left corner of pikshur dat says “add to favorites” BUT on teh puter atwerk duz nawt shows up……… is teh mistries ob teh interwebs (nawt much help, wuz I? Sry)
So…howz kum wen I’m heer wen itz tyme fer a new pitcher, derez no new pitcher???
Iz an ebbil cospirrracy !!
Hah! Ai bigur dan u an ai jus a kitten.
if i sed i thot u wuz normul…id be lion
lolz! teh lyun iz lyke, “yu wunna goes owt?”
teh kitteh iz lyke, “git awae frum mee!”
I iz not lyin, i iz a kitteh
No, you IZ a lyon, not ARE lyin.
RAWR! I IZ KITTEH!
kitteh kitteh
It’s “King” from NADIA!
what kind of cat is that to the left? and where can i get one?!
It is an lion cub – won’t stay that size for long, and not available to the general public. Check out the link to youtube in two_kittehs’ comment above. Very cute!
ok i liek u
teh kitteh ask: iz u shure ure mai brudda? lawl has vry big nowse compered to teh little kittehs nowse
gotsa lurv dis piciature
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