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b careful. member wut happend last tiem u tryd 2 git da squrril?
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Didja ever get teh feelin yer bein watched?
People say I’m crazy… I’m just a little touched
in dah hed?
A skwirril, a tribble an’ a kitteh walk into a bar together…
“OOF” “MEEP” “YOWL”
You’d think one of them would of seen it…
Wut…the bar or ur bad joke???
Yes!
*FWOOMP*
Sowwy. taht wuz teh sownd ov mai hed imploding.
Sew, due we haz a CCC fur hed imploshuns tu? Ai donut tink teh duck tape wud werk fur teht…
Rockwell ref!
“But maybe showers remind me
of Psycho too much!”
want MTV! an da squiddles too
But, soft! What skwirlol through yonder window waits?
It is the skirlol, and it is the nom!
…it is thy feast, and so on and so forth
HAHAHA, THAT SHOULD BE POSTED ON THE PIC!!
congrats awn yr tawp spot Maus!
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btw, earlier ai was tryin to tell you sumthing, but weerdpress thot that was a bad ideer. Anyway, ai was tryin to say dat ai akshully took dis semester off from college cuz teh fawl didn’t go sew well for me and ai needed time to recoop. if ai haddn’t, ai fink the men in white coats wudda taken me away. I visited skool a lawt tho, and I am feelin much bedder sew ai expekt ai will be bak in teh fawl being awl studenty!
ohai, maus…. ai has been tryin to tell yew awl day about teh collige, since yew axed so nicely, but every time i write yew a note about it WP eets it!
I has been follerin yer postin probs. Not to worree…
heer, let me try for teh 10th time (srsly)
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ai took dis semester off frum collige, because teh fawl was nawt sew grate, akshully. If ai had tried to stay at skool, ai fink teh men in white coats wudda taken me away
yay! it werked! finally! *gibs WP a cookie*
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ai is feeling much bedder nao, tho. ai visited washingmachine, DC lawts and ai am eggsited to go be awl studenty again in teh fawl
we must has a Dee Cee meetup foh ICHC sometime dis summah
I tink Tribble would also lykes it
Ai fink LCB iz dere tu.
KEWL!!! I kan getz there eezilee! I can haz meetingz cheezfrenz?
zomg!! So did nawt kno sew many cheezpeeps were in the dc area!!!
Mental health is good. My daughter pushes herself so hard that she’s just about ready for the funny farm at the end of each semester. I wish she would back off just a little sometimes.
The end of the semester is always hard. I realized in january that I was in the same condition I usually am for finals and that I couldn’t do 3 more months like that. I thought that winter break had done the trick, but I needed to just lay low for a while, so that’s what I did. I’m feeling loads better now tho, so I’m already getting excited to go back to DC in September
*whew* I have been trying to get that stupid story out all day and WP refused to let me. Selective post nomming.
Constipostion?
Traumatic post disorder?
PMS (Post Missing Syndrome)?
Sry bout taht KTNF. Anyway, it sounds like you made the right decision for you. Brava!
Wut skool yu goze tu? Mai grand otter stratz Georgetown ina fawl. hur momma iz happy cuz she hab gud fren sins 5th graid wurkz in dc. fink she taikz cair ub cumpooturs fur embusee oar sumfing.
dat’s kool. Ai go to teh George Washingmachine Universe city. It’s full of win! (and expensiveness PLEH!)
Concatulayshuns Maus!
Taunting 101
*puts on outrageous French kitteh accent* “…or ai shall taunt yu a sekond time”
Sillee Inglish kaaaniggits !
Mawntee Piethong moovee fur dah wen
Pie thong?
Hmm.
Kaflee, ai finks teh tigrress meanz teh snakiness fing wot teh Bridpeeps has to laff at. Iz nawt pie and nawt thong, but Python…
Teh Iys has it!
But if dey’re onli one-ts, den the skwirrl can onli have one.
If only did windoe were open a liddle bit more, we can gits out. Ehn! Must squeeze thru.
dis mai 3rd day ov gibben up skwrlz……gotta hab wun…..want want want…….
oh noes, runaway squirlol befoh it ar too layte
runway squirrel? is that nina garcia kitten I see at the window?
“you better make it work, otherwise – NOM NOM NOM !!!”
make it work, liek Tim Gunn?
Whayres Andre ???????
hehehehe!!
Iz not runaway skquirril. Iz Secrit Skwirril, on a dangerus misshun.
tihs skwirl
not so sekrit…
Kittehz be kerful wut yu aks fur. skwerlz mite hab rabiez nd bietz yu.
mai seester sez dat skwirells cannot carry rabies.
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ai dunno… is just wat she told me
Dey don’t carri rabies, dey keep de rabies in deir pokkets.
….or dere purrses!
That’s not fair. U would think some enterprising enterprise would come up wif a skwerl-sized rabies carrier. Mabye wif a extry compartment for them to carry their nuts in also.
A project for teh D’Beaker Labs, praps?
“carry their nuts”
**********snerk*********
Wif a bakpak, maibe? donut se haow dey cud cary a purs tu wel wifowt limping. iz a berry siunterifik undurtaiking. nd Ai spekt D’Beaker labs nedes da wurk.
Ahem…. dey don’t carry rabies aneewears…nawt purses nor nuttin….caws dey be rodenze — onli mammalses can has rabees.
Ur smrtness…it b borin meh…
Rodents IZ mamalz. They bear live young and feed them by means of lactation. They are warm-blooded. By definition, they are mammals.
Da drunk-billed platypus called. Iz suing biologists for slander.
Ai spoze sins ai brot up da subjek ub rabies ai shud luk it up tu se if da skwerlz getz oar nawt but ai’m nawt. Mai huzbum sez he finkz so nd he” noze ebreefing”
Gard ur nutz, skwirlol!
That skwirl’s nuts…
“Don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts!” – Charlie an teh Chokklit Facterry (Johnny Depp version)
Ur comment remyndid ov dis…
Dis iz kitteh vershun ov realitee tee-vee.
I WANT!
U WANT!
HE WANT!
HE WANT!!
I no want…
Skwerl complains to nayborhood association about teh peeping toms.
…queens file class-action pawsuit
film at 11ty
That iz teh awfulz!
Thx. I think.
Already re-captioned and submitted.
**heddesk**
Teh blak kitteh huntin soss… soceye… cummitteh. Wayte- hoo b dat gui hoo ownly b haf blak?
He bee deh white sheep o’ deh familee!
o.o …Well guiz, we R teh huntin cumitteh…
Soe cloase butt yet soe faur!!!!
Skwirlol bees unknoweingly (mebbee) tayntilyzyng kittehs inna howse;
Kittehs sez: WANT, WANT!!!!! (drool, drool)
Skwirlol sez: NOES, NOES, NOES!!!!! (ha, ha)
(Iynsiede kittehs + Owtsiede skwirlol= Nebber teh twaiyne shell meetez
Oar nebber teh main shal tweet…
…quickly followed by…
KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK
Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
Mine?
yah srsly! rimyndid me off findeen nemoes too! ^_^
♬
It’s almost a feeling you can touch in the air,
You look all around you but nobody’s there.
It’s been a long time now since you’ve been aware
That someone is watching you…(he’s gonna get you)…
♬
Alan Pawsons Projeckt ref! Yay!
Liddill Skwrill’z ieez amz
beegurr tahn himz brayn. Duz nawt
knoez daynjurr himz in
Kittehz coodz juss sitz
andz wawtch. Woodz nawt beez surpryzzd
2 seez paws sneekz owt
Kittehz juss wayteeng
2 axxz hungree Skwrill ifz himz
woodz join dem 4 luntch
Jack.
w00t w00t!
*klapz fuzzy paws foar Jack*
cood it bee?? ar doze teh “catburglarz” frum a muches eerlier pikchure???
4 blak kittehz an der bisitin cosin….
once agin
teh limitashuns of Windows
get between u & yr goal
lols
lolz…my sentiments exactly
… I don’t get why this is funny. There are a lot of other ones in the voting section that are, IMO, much funnier than this.
Like, uhm…oh, I dunnoooo….*sckratches hed and looks arownd*…
YOURS?
lol. 1337 votes.
i <3 the split second photografy 2 catch kitteh mid-air in pic
Rimembeh: If y’catch it, y’can’t watch it enymoar.