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Jurassic Park sequel haz lower budget
if u needz a stunt kitteh, i noe wun.
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Ah heck! SPLORT!
Avert your eyes! Excessive Cuteness Hazard!
You don’t mean…. it’s a Splortisarious Cuteasaurus?
a berry berry dangerous breed. do nawt approach wifowt CHRG(w/doi)!!!!
Diz is kyoot beyon kyoot! Hau kyoot ken one liddel critter get?
gosh rlly, how adorable not shur if da piggy likes it though.
Oh Maus an Elfi!!! Commin rite up wif teh CCC!
*skweek skweek skweek* (CCC needz oylin agin, ware’s Igor?)
Owt wif teh skooper, skoopy skoopy skoopy
Tuk tuk tuk tuk, pat pat pat, Elfi’s is easy to spawt, dey is glowin a diffrent colurr.
50’s bayvin capz fur bothz
Span teh strappie
A liddle yellow dukkie taype, zrrrippp, zrripp
Hear wii hab some possum shapeded chawklitz, an can u sher a floofy blankie? Derz onlee wun today!
Nao rest a minnit an u be ok!
Oh noes!!! not my buddee maus awl splortted!! adn Elfi, to!!!!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*dives down teh fred to elfi splort.
omfg teh kyuuuuuuuuurrrtttt!
*SPLORT*
Omg I wants a guinepig and outfit now…
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh spring crocusez
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Awl bedder noaw??
*flopt on kowch wif refreshmintz* Yeth, I fink soh. diz ar so teh kyut. I wunna put owtfitz on mai kitiz!!
wy dey nawt holdstil???
U just resting noaw. Not 2 b putting cloze on kittehz. Not eben after u iz rested!
but… but…. whyyyyyyyyy ?????
My mom, as a little girl, would put doll-clothes on her brother’s big cranky tomcat. Chisbah would hold still for a while, then suddenly he’d just explode out of the baby-buggy in a flurry of little dresses, tearing around the house growling, trailing little baby-ruffly-undies and bonnets behind him.
Oh, pore big cranky Chisbah. Hims dingnity has awfendid. Strawng bufftipes nawt wont gerlee fings, 2 imbarassing.
that ar such a funneh storee, I too tries to dress the kittehs
wid scarves and ribbons and such they hates it, mah gurl kitteh
are more pashunt but boy kitteh ar just lyke your mother’s kitteh
Yesh, Ai wud awlsoe dreyss mai kitteh iyn dollie-cloathes wen Ai wuz a liddel gurl;
tehn Ai wud awlsoe putt hers iyntu mai dollie-carryiage adn weel hers aroun teh bak yaurd foar awhile;
Adn ov coarse, wen her gawt sik adn tyred ov beying ‘dollie’, her wud jump owtta teh dollie-carryiage adn runnawai wif mai dollie-cloathes awn;
Tehn Ai wud hasta chayse hers tu geyt teh dollie-cloathes bak!!!!!!
LOL!!!
wat a kyoot mental picshure!
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ai hazza frend who cawled me ‘kitten’ once and teh name made me feel teh speshul. He was frends wif me last fawl wen ai wuz nawt doing sew grate, akshully, and he had to deel wif me being kinda crazy but he was pashint as can be. Ai sent him a fankyoo card at in december dat had a teeny kitten onnit waring teh teeny boxershorts and looking ohsocute and sumwat annoyed. it sayd ‘reel friends put up with a lot’. Ai thot it was perfect
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we awl has ower bad taimes- an teh speshul frenz ar teh bestest thingz in teh whirled (an they do put up wif a lawt!) dat remynds me… ai gotta go sey thanks to teh peeps whu wer pashunt wif me dis winter… ai wuz obnockshus!
zomgz, ai was sew obnockshus too!! It is nawt sew fun, to be nawt feeling sew grate and watch urself do stuff dat yew know is annoying, but yew cannot stop urself. Ur rite, the speshul frends are teh bestest. we are lucky to hab tehm wen we are feelin owta control. Dat’s wen frendsies show troo colors, ai fink! ai hoep ai am as gud of a frend to sumone as mai frend dat ai sent teh card to wuz to me
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We dresst up teh rezidit guinea piggie in teh doll cloathes, too! She looke very very cute ina green and white gingham dress with ruffles around the neck and arms and four pink doll shoes on her little pink feet. She wouldn’t stand for the straw hat with flowers and started eating the hat. I loved my piggie. She went to first grade for show and tell.
Cos dey nawt pinny gigs.
O haii ebreewun!!
Today – ai bring yoo teh ORIGINAL messij frum Elfie about hur nao furebber kitteh Karma. Heer is wehre it awll started. She dint noe it at teh tiem, but befoar he wuz restoared to helth, it wud cost moar tahn $2,000!!
Moast ov this has nao been payed! Much bai us – an much bai Elvie, ar troo heroine in teh cauze ov kitteh reskew!! Brava!! Elfie – Well dun!
If yoo can halp finish off teh amount still owed – pleez just klick awn hur nayme – and yoo will find yur way to teh playce where yoo can donate to this grate cause!
And thank yoo to teh mennee of yoo hoo hav alreddee dun so! She WUDDA dun it awl bai herself! But ai am so glad taht we dint let her down an were able to hallp.
{{{{{{Wonderful Cheezpeeple}}}}}} frum Janet ov teh 4 Kittehs (LOL! aka JPAQC!)
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:04 pm
AWWW! Rebuilt amminulz iz win!
I fowndid a strae kitti in da rode on Wednesday morny erlie. Him had gottid hit by kar, which wuz only teh moast reesent ishoo foar him. Him had also bin naglektid (had a gyint polyp in hims leff eer, wuz grooooody infekshund), and him has also bin mistreetid (we ramoovd a .22 slug frum da bak of hims hed). Den we ramoovd hims tayl, kuz it wuz borkd bad.
Nao, him has been rebuilded. Him is rakoopurayting at mai hows, an’ I has hoaps maebe mai fren’ will ‘dopt him. I wunt him to be liv wif sumwun who will maek shur him is seen by vet and treetid good and nawt, you kno, shot wif gunz. Kuz dat sux.
I spended a lawt moar den da fanta bottl, tho.
Wuz lyk… um… a hunnrid duzzin fantabotlz. um. Yah. Nawt so graet, akshulie, but da KareKredit sed dey giv me teh fynans, an’ da huzbin, him sae is ok we pay off, and if we payz within um 12 momfs den it no akroo intrizt, so dat iz a win. And him varee ‘prishyate.
Iffin’ u wunt to reed moar abowt him, u kan klik mai naem, go to mai blawg. Him infoz is der. I tryz to poast moar piktorz ov him laytur. Him poor shavd butt gots no tayl, gots lotsa broozis, but him iz varee happi kiti, plaez lyk him a tiny kitn (Vet sez him iz lyk 8 yrz owld), purrz lyk him da mozt luvd helthee kitti evar, luvz on peepul lyk him nevur bin hurted. Such a win kiti.
Kae.
Gud mornin, J-PAQC!!
Fankz 4 poastin tihs, I nebber noed teh storee b4.
To make it eezier – just klick awn this ~
http://www.elfination.com/?cat=10
And tehn find “KarmicBalance”
Thanks, zauberflolte! Ai think menee hav nawt yet hurd teh storee in Elifiez awn werds.
Elfi is teh WIN!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K.B is juss tooooo adorable for werds an has teh bestest Mum in teh hole wyde whirld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yah, wut tehy sedded, Janet.
Wut a byootifull boi!!!
*Blushes* zomgz. Mai kiti, yeth…. I luvz him….
If yu klik on mai naem, I has maekd a blawg pozt abowt teh kiti, and from there, if you click on “KarmicBalance” you can read his whole story, post by post.
KB has cheezfrenz all around the world…. and all he knows is that his mumma takes him outside to eat grass and barf whenever he wants.
mmmm… momma lets me barf. ai lub her
srsly, walking with him is sometimes a connect-the-dots of him walking from one spray of thick grasses to the next…. most lawns here are all bermuda-grass with some bunches of broad crabgrass coming through. I only let him nom grass in my yard, though, because everyone else uses lawn services. Usually takes him about 2-3 minutes to hoerk it all back up, *laughs* Then we have to pounce moths, then we stare at spiders as they scamper around… then we watch birds, then we run back inside. *grins* it’s very busy in this house, yes it is.
sounds like it!!! it’s hard to fit all the critter harrassing into your schedule!
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did yew have a niec long weekend, elfi?
…. I had arguments with my roommate, which seem to be largely resolved today, though it’s been uphill…. HOWEVER, I’ve gotten a LOT of packing done, which I’m proud of!!! I’m going to be doing some more this evening, but I desperately need a nap first.
On another note, I heard back from my professor-friend at the University of New Hampshire…. I met him years ago when I found a beautiful luna moth one summer (I called UNH to see if any students would like the moth as a collection specimen)… He’s actually an arachnologist, doing long-term studies on black widow spiders (among many other spider species). When I moved to Oklahoma I sent him a couple of the local wolf spiders (one of his grad students was working on wolf spiders at the time)…
Then last Monday, I happened to be in the right place at the right time to receive a large gravid black-widow spider. I immediately called UNH and asked Dr. T where he’d be to receive a fed-ex shipment… I packed the spider as well as I could, and shipped her off on Tuesday. She arrived on Thursday, alive and a little confused, but he settled her into a nice widow-friendly box and left her for the weekend. This morning he emailed me to report that she’s doing well and has an egg-sac now!! I’m so excited and thrilled about this!! She is SUCH a pretty spider, gorgeous bright-red markings, and Dr. T’s widow ladies get old and fat and die of old age in his lab.
And all her babies will grow up happy and healthy and well-fed… and their venom will be researched further. 
wow!!!! dat’s sew interesting!!!! ai am gld teh argument seems to be resolved, and ai am prowd of yew for teh packing. packing is pleh! sew it rly is sumfink tew be prowd uf!
uummm. WOW!
LOL!! It’s really exciting to be helping with that research… but yeah, I’ve had to handle some … unsavory… spiders… I sent him an egg-case and mother brown-recluse, too. (those things are common here, though if you don’t bother them, they really won’t bother you.)
–Em
w00t elfi!! Ai lubs teh bugs n spyders. Hao *egg*siting to be part ob dis adbenshur wif teh blakc widdow. Ai hoep seh haz manee manee bebbeh spyders.
When mai dodder wuz a liddle kitteh, seh lubbed a nonfikshun buk abowt a mommeh spyder (translated frum jermin or sweedish, ai donut bemember) taht her cuzzin sended her.
Ha nice! a kyoot Black Widow speider! Ai wunner hau Fedex wud feehl aboud ef deh gnu datdey had one in dershipments? Glad she got truu ok an iz habbin lozza preddee bebbees tu furrder deh cuz ub scienze.
um, I kinna told them “it’s a caterpillar!”
Catupillah, blackwidda spidah, wazza diffurrnse? Bote r creepee crawlee tings!
Coz cattypillows duzzn’t hab teh poysinus bytes, duh. BIG diffrinse!
Ooooohhhhhh! U tink FEdex wud hab foun a spida ajeckshanul??
Dat iz, a preddee widdel blak widda spidah? Ebben disguized azza kittehpillur?
this mah camoflage to hide from the kitteh
Hai tk!! congratz on deh ty wif maus adn elfi adn zauberflote!! U must b fast to being in deh ty wif maus.
fast but not fast enuff
fanks cween!
rumer has it maus cheetz!!
Um… how? I wud be interested to heer sum ov yer theor… thuir… um… idears.
I herd deh dongle went drektlee 2 deh mainframe adn den deh disk slipt adn deh frangible ikonz bypassed the router adn the EBCDIC fell on itz ASCII.
Here’s the sign I saw in the server room:
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten
**lukz berry kloselee at der Maus.**
Haz u ben in mai lab?
Um… um… ov corse not! An I didnt talk to the SysOp eethur!
Did u b putting eh extra code in teh RTX???? a liddul JST heer, a RTn dere and violets, Maus b in deh bak door??????
Nah. I bribed teh SysOp. He is a good ol’ BOFH, an wuz glad to helps…
LOL!!! *remembers the BOFH series* “Have you got a spare power cord?”
I had that sign posted on my first home computer… a 486 DX33…
*wistfully remembers how heavy that thing was*
woo, but it had FOUR MEGS OF RAM (after I upgraded it)
–Em
*sends up periskope from book pile*
snerk! i hasn’t seed dis in yeerz!
gefingerpoken & mittengrabben!!!!1!
blinkenlichten!!1!
*copies & pastes in emails sent to unsuspecting friends and akwayntenses*
HAY! Datz awn mai fren’z Fronch Howrn, too! Alzo, I bleevz mai Daddy sayded sum ov taht stuff wai bakk in teh dai (liek, 1960?) Hii wuz awlso compyooter geek wen dere wuz omlee taypes, anna hole ruum fulla big blinkinlichten an sparkensnappin wuzznt az smart az ur baysik rist-watch todai….
me 2.
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an iz dat reel germen? kuz ai unnerstood it awl.
*whispurrs to kitsunerina* Itz moastleel FAKE jerman. Sum ov it iz reel jeeman, tho.
But moastlee fake. But it lukz reellee funnee, duszn’t it???
*wisspurrs bak* ai thot so…. and I, that is duz (luk funnee ai meen…).
Wee cawlz itt “ach German”—az inn “Machensie sittendown.”
Dat’s spozed tew bee MACH German! Mah fimmerz muss nawt bee awayk yett.
sumtymez mauz b cheezee. Iz dat deh saym?
Ummmm – cud bee???
Jeez! I cums bak frum a niec long weakend, an tihs is teh greeting I gets.
*Harrummph!*
heer– ai has nawt been rownd dis mornin sew ai dunnot know wat kinda shenanigans yew has been up to. So…..
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o hai, Maus!!!!! I hasn’t seen yew inna wyle! (is mai fawlt, hassnt been rownd as much as ushual) ai was thinkin bout yew dis weekend an hao ai hazzn’t seen yew. how has yew been??
Pretty gud. Hao has yoo been KTNF? Is collijes all dun fer teh term?
yesh, colliges is dun. ai took teh semester off, tho. LAst fall, nawt sew grate akshully, sew ai needed thyme to recooperate. feeling much bedder nao, tho!
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hao was ur lawng weekend, Maus?
*Alvin, teh cyoot of deap-see submerzibulz, emerges frum teh deep deep sea*
*teh hatch openz*
*owt popz B.R, layden wif pannyerz ov goodiez* (Sawree Maus, B.R. is a cheap dayte– one peese ov saltwatertaffee an he wuz mien, awl mine…corse, it helpded taht my bodiss wuz awlreddy ript….)
In teh pannyerz are:
***A bell tower for teh tawp ov teh JCH400K Theatre– notiss how it fitz rite in?
***1,000 bookz abowt marine biology an oshunnawgraffee for teh Mary O’Spockn Reeding Room an Librairee
***A duzzin horse shoo crabz for d”Beeker Labs, in caes enneebuddy wantz to be a murreen byolojist.
***A bloo bukkit (but nawt *the* bukkit, sadlee) full ov sea glasss for Krissy’s– looks gud in teh makramay art an in teh harebradez.
***Roobarb fer teh Pi Stawl
***Fer teh TyeBooTiik, tyez wif liddle walez, oar saleboatz, oar kahnoo paddlez inbroydreded awn them; bobblehedded lop-stahz; an a load ov t-shirtz sayin, Co-ed Nekkid Regatta Raycin Caep Cod 1995
***A oshungoin reeserch vessul loded wif sine-tisks of awl nayshunz
***Moar salt water taffee than u kan shaek a stikk at, for awl to share!
Zauberflote haz been at TTCaepCod, an reternz safelee wif awl prezzentz intakt!
*B.R. trotz bakk to teh NB, happilee chomping saltwatertaffee*
B.R. was always a sucker for a beautiful woman in a torn blouse. How do you think he got his name?
Well, Mausie, I noed dat! He sew bad I had ta hav taht candy to keep hiz mouf occyoopi-ed
Mebbe yoo shuda borreed Petunia. She’s a gud gurl…
B.R. was moar ob a challenj, u noe?
Ai wanted to see if I cud be a LCB appr…parrentis…..lerner-how-to-bee-er
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!! and
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2 o’ my too fabrite things!1!!! ¡¡¡Thanks, moooooooocho!!!!
*duz a liddul happytail danz*
*disappears in mountin ob buks in teh MOS liberry, praps nebber to be scene agin; evah*
Ohai MaryO!!!! I cud nawt be at ur welkom hoam partee, coz I wuz awn teh rode. I’m sew glad u likez teh bookz!
*pokes head above pile o’books*
ohai!! ackshully, yur presents was dere at teh welcom hoam partay- JCH4K sent me yr messj- welcome bak to you too!*
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i brotted dis bak to yous- is a flute made by teh Abajun called pigkuí.
*looks embarrasededed, not to be confused with embarazado*
i brotted you sum choklate but, erm, sumhao dey got disappeeeered…
*luks around*
mebee a maus eated dem?
*pops back into pile ob books*
*wisspurrz* I brotted chawklit too, but iz awl gon B4 I gotted home….
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Fank u sew mush Mary!!! I iz googloled teh floot u menshuned, an the only Engerlish ref is this payge rite heer, sigh.
But I gess I just bloez awn it an figgerz teh rest owt, rite?
*wanderz orf, tootlin teh pigkuí, prepairz fur reesyetall at J-PAQC Hall*
kewl- it is in the Abajun reading primer.(hee- the other new word for that lesson is shushuí which is armadillo)
i wonder if that is the first actual non-español’Abajun word googlablol on teh innertoobs- okay folks, you’ve seen it furst hear on ICHC.
Maisoui sayd a bad werd, Maisoui sayd a bad werd!
i wooden bees teh nawt sekunt to do wit!
sushi = tasty nommable raw fish wif rice
shushui = armadillo
must keep these strait.
sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,sushi, shushui, sushi, shushui,
*wanders off*
mebees if yu puddid to myusik?
everybodee naoÑ
♫ if u new sushi like i no sushui…
♫
The sweetheart of all the boys at sea.
Oh that Susie, she’s a two-sie,
She’s not choosy, you won’t losie,
Don’t care who she, I mean you-sie,
you’ll get woosy, after just one day with Susie.
When you take her home about ten,
Another guy is waiting there to take out Susie out again.
♫
*appaws* *appaws* *loud wistlin*
Ooooh nooooooooez!1!!! kuuuum baaaakkkk maaaareeeeee ooooooo!!!
*reaches paw out, snags cweenmj, & pullz her thru opening into pile o’books*
oooooo bookz!!! Marfa Grimez. Dick Fransis. Ngio Marsh. Dorothy Sayerz. Charlotte McCleod. Clive Cussler.
*dissapeerz*
*divez after*
ooooooo sooch luvly boookz! I can has litter … letra … lesson for reeding nao? Plz?
shure! we haz teh literacy reedin rum wich haz reeding primerz in awl Sortz ob langwidges.
teh newest wunz aer teh Lopka from teh Benin Africah, adn Abajun_Aguaruna frum teh Peru and dis wun just comed in teh mail frum teh Burma-Myanmar.
zauberflote!!!
Yur prezzintz ar byootiful! So menee reelee useful things!!
An teh Theatre bell tower!!! Ai can hardlee wayte to heer teh bell. Ummm – it DID com wif a bell, dint it?
An look how much Mary O’ luvs teh buks!!! B.R. must bee veree strong horsie to carry so menee hebbe buks!
Corse itz got a bell!!! Tollz eberee owr except wen performunsez are happnin!
Gotta watch owt fur B.R, he berry strawng horsie. No Hoomayne Sosyetee fur him, nosireebob! But he a softie fur teh saltwatertaffee……
well geez, zf!!! Ai wented to Rochester an awl ai brotted back were a buncha red bricks. (And some nerdy engineers!)
Cape Cod? Alvin? oshun-gooooing resersh vessels? hmmmmm
Hint– googlol MBL, an WHOI…..8)
dis is gettin interestin’…ohai, JCH4K
indeed. veeeery interesting. ai goez off to YourUp and look wut happenz. hmmmm.
*thinking*
*thinking*
Ai ar innosent!!!
i’m shure i don’t no nufin, needer. mebee Igor duz.
or maybee teh nemesis MT d’Beaker haz bn up to sumfin?
oar, jest cowinseedenz.
Ohai yawl! Dis asnwer goze to JCH4K just below– “MBL” is teh Marine Biological Laboratory in Woods Hole, MA; and “WHOI” is teh Woods hole Oceanographic Institute” in Woods Hole MA. Alvin teh deep sea submersible comes from WHOI
we likes yr puzzul. didja rilly go fr a ride on teh Alvin?! i used to “ride” teh alvin in an ole DOS game adn we’d get in all sortz o’ tight sichuwashuns wif seahorses dat could take us out wif fireballs and BIG oscar fishees dat could swallow us whole!
No, I nebber eben sceene Alvin sept awn tv. Juss, Woods Hole is a family baycayshun playse for jenrayshunz, doantcha noe.
oooooo idea! we can haz ICHC famblee reeyunyun dere sumtime?!
hee. ia r full o’ teh ideyahs, jest nawt nesesese sara lee gut wuns.
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doncha lub it hao i haz planz for your bakashun playce?
Ai reelee laiks yur ideas, Merrie OH!! waht fun TAHT wud bee!!
An ai has a reelee gud frend hoo libs neerbai – in East Sandwich!!
O Hai, Mary OH! an Zauberflolute. An Phillipe.
zauberflolute. Ai hav googloled as you suggested. An hav nawt found waht yoo found.
Can yoo hint some moar???
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maybe ai needs to insert sum more leftover Java script and see if ZF can finds it?
LOL!! Ai cudn’t find ENEthng based awn hur hints!! She must bee far moar cleber tahn ai am. But waht yoo say – taht wud bee teh funnee!
Well – ai DID find Alvin – but ai had to luk an luk an luk.
ohai, JCH4KQT, yu didn’t see sumfin on MBL reluhvantz to yr intrestz?
LOL!! NO!! Ai cudn’t find taht wich is relevant to mai intrestz!
Did YOO?
didja skroll doon to lower on teh page entrees? Are you usin google or googolol?
ummm… teh Alvin is at teh WHOI, nawt the MBL. The famous Library (I mean the nawt-first most famous librerrry, of course) is at the MBL, but it is fer both the MBL and the WHOI. And both is in teh same town. OK, everybuddy confuseded now?
s’good. cleer as mudd.
but weer nawt normul unless we be confuzzled.
yu seam to no a lot bout dis.
Ohai Phillipe, u noez WH??????
zauberflote did you has a naem chanj? or duz i just merember it rong?
and, can i has a ride on teh alvin?
Ohai Mary, Janet callded me Zauberflolute oncet, an it tikklded mai fawnsee, so nao I can haz name cahnge!
As fer rydin awn Alvin, I dunno. They dint let me get in after I’d put B.R. wif all the pannyerz innit. We’ll hav to go an speek wif teh lawn-hair sine-tists abowt it!
**Lawnggg** hare! is wut ai ment!
mebee if we taeks treets fur dere possumz deyd lettuce has a ride?
hmmmmm. i gets seasik on boats, but not win i aer in teh watah. I wundrs if eyed be safe from the fatedatiswrustdandefseesik in alvin?
Possumz getz fdiwddseesik too, prolly day taykez alawng a horseshoo crab oar two…
Ai finkzso I wud getz teh clawz trophe OBya inna Alvin……
Dey killed awl da ‘riginal dinos in da last moovee.
(no ginnee pigz wur harmd inna makin ob dis film)
“Oh no, chaos theory indicates that the ‘wheep wheep wheep’ noise coming from the bushes is really a gigantic stegasaurus….”
OT: Wun ov mai weerd talintz iz taht ai can immitate a guinea pig’s noize. Mai hubbeh’s (tehn boyfren) famlee had a guinea pig an ai lerned hao 2 do teh noize by lissening 2 hur.
Teh LOL!!!
I luffz piggehnoyz. wheepwheepwheepwheepwheep!!
We had teh piggee wunce hoo lernt taht rite be4 he receevd vejjie-noms, wuz teh sownd ov teh frij door opning. So ever tyme Mommah wuz fixin dinnah (or tried 2 git her a snak), teh “Frij-alarm” went wheepwheepwheep!!11! It wuz teh funneh at teh beginnin, but not so much aftur munths and munths…
zomgs!!!! ai useta be able to do dis too!!!!!! wen ai was a kidlet we had a guinea piggy named Jiminy and ai cud imitate him sew well sumthymes my parents thot it wuz the piggy squeekin wen it was me!
damg it!!! it say “no commints”, i clik post and are 6 plaisis down, i awlmoast haddit!!!
o Lightchild, is okeh. teh maus, him ar sniiki.
Not sneeky. Just fast…
der b anuddr wun soon, no? mai chants wil cumming agin…..SOON…..
Heerz witchu do, Lightchild– sneek owt to teh NawtyBarn an steel awai wif Petunis an B.R. Den Maus will be orf chaysin hiz horsez an wont bee heer 4 teh next lolpic! Den u too will hab teh Nawt Sekkind!
Yabbut watch owt fer Leeza’a skwirllz. I are babeesitting tehm, and tehy is a rowdy bunch.
Dint I menshun teh giegundemows fishin net I haz from TTCC?? Lightchild kan hab it, an stuff awl teh nookleer powerded skwirrelz innit, ha ha so there!
*snert *u gize r sew funny. i r hazta bee teh brave…teh regulur skwerlz r meen enuff, furrgit nuukleer wunz. i will disarm dem wif mai “NUTS OB CUNFYUSHUN”!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! dey will eet dem an be cormfyusd lawng enuff faur me too habbin mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund…..hopfully.
“Nuts ob confyushun”: FTW!!!!!!11!
Dat’z wut teh whirled iz toodai.
Hey, hey!
well THAT dint wurk, tehy hittd mi wif a sleepin bom…..dangit!!!!
Duz Maus trulee hab deh supple ristz? Oar duz he b cheetingz?
Fillum at elebentee.
Eksposayz is such funz! Less awl go down in teh compyooter lab an see duz he hab tehm profeshunul fast-typin voyce-activayted compyooterz!
Sorses have indicated the cheez pooterz hav ben hakked. Maus printz seen in deh server ruum. . . . .
*I hope tehy duznt notiss teh dongle on teh primaryo puter*
hmmm. *pondurs*
hau r u mai lurvleh queen?hab u trabbld tew sum nu plais yet?
No, wii will staying putted heer in Orygone 4 deh summer. Adn deh wevver hav not ben condusib 2 deh day tripz. cold and obercasted most dayz. but wii iz enjoying the critter adn deh peepz rite heer.
Cween…..it wuz u who had bizzited teh Leinenkugels broowery,correkt ???
y, yes it wuz. Mii adn seberal hunnerd uzzer lager luvverz.
y u ask?
Ai is goggie-sittin aht mai sisters dis weekund….ai openz teh fridge an…..Leinenkugels !!!!
Wuz one dat hadz lemonade mixed in,tho……pleh !!!!!
Tehy b making menny flavurz. Teh original iz still deh best.
Deh Creamy Dark is gud, so iz deh Honey Weiss. leinie dot com Unfortunatelee u kan’t b getting it ebberywearz. 
Hai eeckthecat. Teh wun wif the lemonade mixed in. Taht iz akshulee teh way yoo can has it in Jermanee oar Austria. It has a nayme – that is eggscaping me rite now.
It iz considereded veree refreshing in teh summer.
naychur is teh win!! ai’m shur yew’ll git tu trabble sune but iffn yew duzznt den ai hoap yew r fiending the cre8tib tings tew duz dere insteed. an menny a good dreenkee wif ur hubby an wachin deh sunset tewgeddr…..awwww sweet picchur….den maeking shur tew hurry tail back too ichc tew play wif us…..
{{{{{CWEENMJ}}}}}
Jamamakitty b kumming heer next munf adn wii b habbing deh Oh Hai desert tea. will b much funz.
Cween, wen nexx munf? An ware wil itt bee? Gass-oh-leen beez teh spensiz nao, butt ai wud SEW lubb tew mete sum ob mai cheezfenz!
deh Oh Hai Desert Tea b heer at deh Prineville
Reservoir Resort, Prineville , Or. on deh
weekend uv deh june 20th.
Guin-LOL-peeg, nawt vry skary as part o t-recks rly…
altho mebbe heem incompasschitates prey wif heemz cyoot!
That is one ugly cat!
Don’t hurt the poor little guineapig’s feelings! He doesn’t know he’s not a cat!
Ur abatar gabe it awai!
I know, datz ok wif me, iz awl in teh gayme, eh?
Awl da movee munee wuz spended on Indyanna Jonez!
O mi cieling-cat,
It’s Barney The Dinosaur!!
Yay!!
x
♥
No its the dreaded velourosaurus
Nawt 2 b confuuzled wif teh Nawgstorus, ob less vishisnuss.
oh snap, s/b Nawga storus…:oops:
Nawga-storus was hunted relentlessly for its hide.
…. source of LaZ-Boy recliner Nawgahide.
Ware nauga hyde?
any little hole.
Ennyware hee wantz!
LOLZ!
RAWERRRR! Sta outta mye wai! Eye vishous Guineedactul Rex!
FTW!
Concats Maus on ur top spot! Hope yr feeling bettur frum ur splort!
I are beddur. Ackshoelee, I fink a gud splort eberry nao an tehn is gud fer yoo.
maus can u has signed ma cheezeburgerz plz??????
kthxbai
Ohai Tribble!!!!!
How bowtz Pinneegiga…..Steggapinna….Stinnypigagegasawrus!? Whew!
Ohai zauberflote! Yeah, eye tink u rite. Luks moore lyke a “sawrus” dan a “dactul”. But “guineedactul rex” sounded moar vishous tu mee. Guinneesawrus Rex? Shayme dey mayde it pink an bloo. Taykes awai sum uff da vishousness.
Dis cyoot liddle pinneegig cudn be vishuss if himz lief depended awn it
Dat izz wut day sayed bout da bunnie in Monttee Piethon!
N e wun gotz de holey han grenayde? Juss in cayze!
Montie Piethon is much funniez and FTW
indeedly and i are agreeful. Python r teh winz.
but I always missez the fwee and fore. Ai go jumping to fivez.
“5 is rite owt !!!”
—or could be Pigzilla eating Tokyo
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
Or Jurassic Pork
*snorts diet sprite out noze onto keyboard* omg…
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!1!!1!!!
Ai kyoots mai vicckims tu deff1!!!!
ROUS
an KOUB too. (Karpit uv unusuall bumpiness..)
Gud mornin,cheezpeeps!!
Hopin ebberyone inna Yew Ess Ay hadda grayt holiday weekund…ahnd did nawt get a sunburn liek me!
Fangz u, eeckTC! I personul haz uzed mai sunskreen an had a berry gud holidai, an rembmerin teh fallen wunz, too.
Yesh…much respekt for teh fallen ones n teh ones still servin….
Wuz supposed to rain in Meeshigun….thot dere wuz no need for teh sunscreen
(WRONG!!)
…. It was summer yesterday in Michigan, 87 degrees, back to spring today, 50 degrees (fahrenheit)
i made a poynt of puttin owt mah flag, but stooopy me furgottid to brings it back in…so i’z memorializating teh war ded a extry day. (mah brane tinks so, too…mumble mumble…)
Wii flyez owr flag awl teh tyme since 9/11. Srsly. Except in hurrycaynez. srsly!!
Yesh, weez duz tuu, wif ebben a spautlite onnit!!!!
Ai finks weez beez teh oanley wuns iyn townses taht flyez teh flag alla tiem.
Cheezes twice!!!1! Itz a pinnygigosaur. Git in teh car.
(sumwun had to say it. mite as well be me)
Juss doan’t go tu da baffroom! Or wuz it an owthowz?
Eye hazzen’t sean da moovee inna whyle.
Do nawt go inna outhouse-basemint-scary haus-abandoned bilding, etc,etc,etc….
teh cawls are coming frum inside teh owthowse!!
teh kall uv teh wyld?
oar teh kall foar indoor plumin andor heeted terlet seets?
Ai’m onna low budjit.
A low budjit!
Low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
PinneyGig bees reddy foar Haulloweenses a liddel erlee!
Hims luuks soe kyuoote tho!! Mebbee hims shud jes staiy liek tihs awl yeer!!
ai gots mai dino PJs awn!!! storeyannaglassufwaterplzkthxbai
werdpress is being the big stoopy and eeting my commints!!! ai am refreshing and refreshing and they are nawt cumming back!!! rawr!
.
Maus, ai keep trying to write yew a note about teh collige, but werdpress duznawt want. if dis shows up, ai’ll put mai commint heer.
srsly. eventually there are going to be about 8 commints telling maus the exact same thing abowt hao ai took this semester off from collige! Werdpress is being teh lame.
Flotes bai and bonkz werdpretzel wif wif deh majikkle wand. – ۞ -
weirdpretzl eetid one ov myn eerlyr too.
WP won’t stop. ai am nawt impressed!
Does it GET any better than guinea pigs in costumes? No, my friends, it does not. Kyootness overload.
So snuggly-sawft.
it’s so adorable. where do i get a costume like that for my piggy
Muukica
dis maeks me miss abbot and costello, my tew guinea piggies. abbot was sick frum teh store, but costello lived to be 7. he was a good piggie. he went ober deh bridge erly last september. i bets he’s nommin sum spinitch an squealin happily rite now. he used to squeak ebery time i opened teh fridge door cuz he knew his froots an veggatabels was in dere. he was berry smart piggy. i has a kitteh now- he’s berry smart too, but i fink sumtimes he finks he’s a goggie. he picked up sum habbits frum my parents border collie. he eben tried to bark wunce, was berry funneh.
Aaww. Sry bowt deh liddul pinny gigz. I noez u missing demz.
{{grimmie’s mommie}}
But deh kitteh trying 2 bark makez mii lol!
Hai, cweenmj! Enething eggsiting happen at yur plaice over teh weak end??
i does misses dem. mostly wen i see teh lolpiggies. but is happy memories. abbot an costello wer gud piggies. i uzed 2 maeks dem sweaters out of sox dat i culdnt find teh matches to or dat had hoels in teh toes. and dey’d waer dem happily spechilly in teh winters.
{{cweenmj}}
an trus me grimmie’s “barking” wuz a site to be seen an herd!!!! wuz so funneh, maeks me lol jus thinkin abot it.
this site is weird. the dogs and cats are adorable, sure, but does george bush do the editing?
k….this be hilarious…i think of the hooman, cutting out de tiny fabricks and doin dez sewin and maybe trying it on de hapless little pigglet…and laughin diabolically and den putting outfit on de pigle, whose tinkin…if i was 179 pounds, you’d be soooooo dead….bastid…
p.s. disherguy…some people choose to adopt lolspeak, others not. Anyone who likes animals and has a kind heart is welcome, tho.
Yah, rlly, poar PinnyGig;
Ai uoosed tu sew, adn maides cloathes foar ebbereeboddee, ebben barbies, adn ovver dolls;
Butt iyf Ai hadda sews foar a PinnyGig, Ai wud bees laffin soe haurd, Ai’d nebber geyt enny sewin dune;
Awwww Piggiesaurus rex!
Chesirekitteh,
So trooo!
I red oncet bout a high school class where dey dressted ups 27 chickenses in summat like graduation gowns or dresses…den released in school hallz.
I rotfalmao at the whole ting…
Aww…. teh dinosaur look jus liek mi piggeh! rotflol!
O hai dinoasaurz i can has ur extinketeded
This is my piggy, Carter Jones. He was the best lil’ teddy pear pig in the whole universe. This pic was on cute overload several months ago. Poor little guy got sick and passed since then. We got his ashes from the vet on Sunday. So when we saw this on ICANHAS the very next day it really made our day. A million thanks, ICANHAS.
* RIP CARTER JONES * WE’LL MISS YOU FOREVER *
That is such a cute pic. I LOVE IT!!!!!:):):):)
Jus wai iz this pic called “jurassic hamster”? Iz a frickin ginni pig!
wow this a guinea pig and so cute too!i have one almost like it!