Hello my baby,
Hello my baby, hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaal….
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Oopz! Fergotted mai tophat!
Getting ur cane, 2!!
Lookee! Awl ob uss iz thinkded teh saem fing!
Dis definytelee teh strut ob teh kitteh hoo cawt teh skippy in “want want want”
Oo dat b teh ownleh 1 dat wuznt a full-blak kitteh! Teh owtcazt iz teh winnar!
I dunno, hii looked lyke teh leeder tew mii!
O ya…dat wud explayn him bein in teh middul an lukin all hiy an miytee, huh? :3
Concatulayshuns, btw, zauberflolute!
nawt sekkund!
Diz niidz a hole nuu fraze. Hau about: Nawt Keeth Richards?
Michigan J. Kitteh?
Lewknee Toonz FTW!!!!!
Muh firzt thought tew!
Michigan J. Mog!
Everybody love teh Michigan Rag
Iz sew mmbaersing purrforming wifout mai tophat n cayne!
Ohai catsablana! GMTA!!!!
Hearz a song 4ur Nawt Sekkund
“www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA2U_JuRvYE”
cudnawt fynd leon Redbone vershun, butz dis B gud wun 2
Ai see jazzhamz comin up!
noes….akshully, ifn yew luuk clossely…..yew wil see he awlreddy haz himz jazz pawz owt !! dose liddle pawz ar teh spred !
wiff jazz pawz, u juz kant goe rong =)
Grate mainds fink alaik, Zauberflolute! Concatulayshuns awn ur Nawt Secund. Wii alreddy gotz teh moozik n danzing, waht fud u wantz?
Y fangz u, catsa! Um….fudz. Hmmmmm. How bowtz somefin chawklit? I haz been owttatown alladay, an dint hav tiem to baek a caek like I offen duz.
Tellz u wut– I haz to go, but plz to njoy partee ebbereebuddee
Wayte! *cutz a peec ov invisible caek an handz it 2 zauber* 4 teh rowd!
yaa! pinky, pinky, toepads!
momcat
Baybeee my harts on fyr.
s’ok long as itz nog mah fur on fire
Oar ur pokkit, gud fing Maus iz nawt heer!
Maus mus b haiding. Sumbuddy akus….acs….sugjested mebbe wuz Maus, nawt Col. Mustard, taht wuz teh murdrrr awn teh udder picshur.
oh noes, somebodee watching *playz ded*
Frog toon FTW!
Ai luv 2 singa
About teh moona
adn teh Juneh
adn teh Springa
Ai luv 2 singa….
O.O Nyce…
about a sky uv blu-a or a tee for too-a anything-a with a swing to an I luv u-a
Stawp! Stawp! Stawp! Enuff iz 2 much!
U crewnur! U fawlsetoe! U … jazz seengur!
Teim to mayk hooman luk crazi! *meeeeow*
Hello my baby,
hello my honey,
hello my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire,
baby my hearts on fire!
If you refuse me,
honey you’ll lose me,
and you’ll be left alone, (oh baby)
telephone and tell me I’m your own!
Woant u kumz ober 2 mai hows,
Woant u kumz ober n plai.
Ib lawtsa plaifingz, uh dawlee r 2
Wee livz inna hows craws da wai.
I givz u kandee n sweet fingz,
I putz ur hayr inna kerl,
Woant u kumz ober 2 mai hows,
N plai dat ur mai liddl gurl!
Fur sum raison, I see froggy.
froggie n hampton?
Meez, too, MelONyx. I lub dat cartoon!
WOOT!!
Here it IS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1vH2rjUshk
WHAT THE!!!!
WORD PRESS!
Word Press ADDED the http on, AND posted the link, ASAP!
What the heck is going on??? Since when did Word Press cooperate???
O fank u Kafleen! I hav nawt seen dat in ages!
An den deres…DIS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8o4pqQw5sE
Now if I could only find Daffy Duck and the long leg…..
Ohai Kafleen, heer yew goes…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvwh9_HsUmU
O mai!! Datz rich!
I wooda laft maisef sillee, but itz 2 layt — I awlriddee b sillee!
O hai Aahz! Wii r lowed 2 b silleh heer, I fink. Wii appeers 2 b hung up awn de aitches a liddel furver down de fred. ffffff
OMG!!!!
YOU READ MY MIND!
I can’t believe it! Besides Daffy Duck and the Long Leg, that was the
other video I was trying to find and couldn’t find! When I clicked on
it and saw the butt beating words, my teeth almost fell out! That is
amazing! Thank you! I laughed and laughed, and added to my
favorites!!!
The Daffy Duck and the Long Leg episode is not the 30s one on the
conveyor belt (I saw that one_ but rather the color one where Porky
is chasing him over and over through the house, furious, and Daffy’s
leg gets caught on something and strettttttchhhhesss…I thought I
would die laffing when I saw that as a kid…I tried to find that on youtube…
now I’m gonna be up all night searching for old stuff on youtube!
Hai, Kafleen! Ai ar so glad yoo has teh happee nao!!
Ai’m awnlee passing through to say gud nite. So – gud nite!
An ai hoep yoo find ebreething yoo want on teh Youtube!!
G’nite Janet!!! hope ur mom beez beddur soonz!
schmoo.
I wus strollin cross teh taybul one daay
in teh merry merry munt of may…..
Steppin’ owt, wit mai bebbeh
Steppin’ owt, wit mai gal….
Ambercat
Boanderey
Catsablanca
D….
DrTinycat
Elfnugget
Fikshunkitteh
gmawarezgreneshuz
H…
hereyago
idansdansdans
Jack Death, jd, JanetCanHas4Kittehs
KafleentheDonkey, KafleenNawtTehFurst, Kimkiwi
Leeza-b, lolcatburglar
manfredmom, maryospockn, maus, mrrphh, MelONyx, MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh,
no 1 in particular, nismo
old_lurker,
Phillipe d’Beaker
Q…?
Rhsb, rogerlittge, romeow1, rosie_shores
ScotchAndMoreScotch, SweetMotherofMars, Sarah, s.t.e.n.d.
two_kittehs, teho,
Q cweenmj????
Upfi, UnderTheRadar
Virzan Tillweed
Werdycnan, Wyatt Earf
X….
X ???
Yvi-kitteh
Zauberflolute, Zippie!!
Ooooh , u reemembard meh! Tx!!!! Dat’s luvely. *wipes tear from eye*
Deer Upfi – Ai ar so glad that yoo ar happee. Ai am too, cuz ai wuz remembard too!! ;(
But ai awlwaiz find this kind ov list (an we started wun in December – an it wen tawn and awn and awn and awn. . . an qwiklee found aut taht enewun hoo iz NAWT menshunded can has teh felines hurt) kind ov danjerous.
Just BECUZ 90% ov teh peepl ar left aut. Ai noe AI wud feel a liddle bad if ai were nawt menshuned. And there ar so menee peepl – rite now – ai wud laik to put there naymes heer so they now they ar NAWT left aut – but ai wud bee heer awl day!
So – to ebreewun – pleez nawt to hav teh hurt felines (an dont call teh caretroll about the hurt felines!!). Yoo know we ar thinkin ov yoo!
Deer Janet,
Hoep yuur Mommeh iys feelying beddure!!!!!
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Doctor Cat, DR
EektheCat
Foots, Flatrus, Foshizzel, Fikshunkitteh
Gibbocat, Greasycat, gmawairzgreneshuz, ghostrider
H…
Bawn Veevawnt Kitteh
no can haz needz wawllkeeng stikk
2 showz awff himz stuff
Tukkseedo Kitteh
rippeng awff ‘Mishigunn J.
Frawgg’ needz a Tawp Hat
Loonee Toonz amz t3h
lyfe bludd ubz Baybee Boomurrz
ubz America
Jack.
Wunnermus po-tree, Jack. Aldo I muss *snert* at de “Bawn Veevawnt Kitteh!”
da pimp cat
CHECK, PLEASE!
“NAWT AGIN!!1!”
Da insyd joak bahynd dat lyn zwat maykz it sew funneez!
Eef yur blu
adn u don’t knoes where 2 goes 2
Wai don’t u goes where fashions sits?
(kitteh-in his bestest Yung Frankenstein voice)
PUTTIN’ ON TEH RITZ!!!!!!!!!!
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Ohai, cweenmj! Haow U B 2nite?
I muss nawt b werdpretzel-kumpattybull, cuz I jess caynt gitz mai leenkee n abatar 2 shoe up heer. Ennymoar hintz? U mite wanna revyoo mai poast bak awn dat uvver fred.
Hai Aahz!!
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(did u making deh wp akkownt adn deh blog, oar jus deh akkownt? I not noeing if deh profile page b deh sam for boff) if u going to weerdpress dehn My account, dehn My Profile page, u shud b abul to add a web page address. It will bekum a link so wen u iz logged in ur name will b bloo and peepz can b klikking on it. On deh profile page u can also b loading a pitcher 2 bkum ur abatar.
After u hav set up deh profile page, u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC. .
But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
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Hoping dat helpingz u.
*runs up to cweenmj n grabby hands and jumpeeng ups an dauns xitidlee*
my hunny gottid teh promoshun! he r promotid….. he was goin furrr teh restoritib ayd posishun and he gottingd it!!!!!
he’ll nau wurk 5-2 in teh daytyme an r awf awn teh wknds…..plus a payrayz!!!
YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!
*Jumpingz up adn downz**
Yay!!! Dat b sm grate gnuz!!!!
Chokklit martooneez 4 ebberywun!!
YAYY!!!
Almost fergotted: Cweenfetti!!!!!
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him r blushing an smyling beeg frum ur cormfetteez…uh cweenfettiis…sawwy!
but i cannut hab deh alkeehaulz n.e. moar bcuz i r ’spectin’…….
*smiles slyly and winks at cweenmj* nudge nudge….
wood newun lyek a recipee ob mine?
i lernt dat if yoo take chicken and dip it in a mixture of ritz cracker crumz an gratid parmeshan cheese an flour and den u baek it, it r nummy. but b4 u can dipping it in teh crumz u haz too dip it in meltee buttr or sumfing sew teh crumz will stick. den yoo baek it till it r dun.
i awlsew haz a cree8tib recipee for lazagnuh if newunz interestid…..
Ai ar interested. Teh chikken sounds reelee gud, too.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
mmmm. gud.
Nufin sez luvin like sumfin frum deh oven!!
An PIllsbury sez itt bezt!
*shakez cweenfetti aut ov hair*
cweenmj – mai AI hav wun ov those chawklit martoonees? But yoo know,
lc79, taht yoo can has enething yoo laik here awn ICHC. Teh fuds hav no calooreez, and teh drinkz – well – tehy hav no alcololhol!! ; )
U noez dat deh drinkz on ICHC awl b alkehawl free!!
moar conga ratz!! wen?
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An gud nite to yoo awl, too!
cannut type properlee cuz ai r lissnin tew day dreem beeleevur davy jones wuz cyoot tew mee win ai wuz liddl…..weev peggd it in teh middle uv febuwary sum tyme. n i furrgottid about teh byuutee ob teh innurtubz, gilt free plehshurz!!!!!pass mee a drink den!!!
teh lazagnuh r az faulowz: u cooking teh nudlz as always but you bork dem b4 u trow dem in teh pot. den yoo maek ur soss hau u lieking it an smudge sum onna boddum ova pan so nudlz no stick (cuz dat r pleh n a payn to cleen)
den dump enuff nudlz to cubr boddum ov pan den sum soss den u altern8ting layurz till soss r on tawp den u topping wiff awl teh cheez ur body can handle. den u heat till its awll meltee an heetid tru. it r sew nommy!!!! an teh bess part iz dat if u duzznt hab reecottuh or duzznt liek it, u duzznt rly need it!!!
OOOOO. dis sownd nommy 2!!!
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u b in texas, yes??? I needz 2 noe so I aim mai
waving uv deh floofee pawz.
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*wavez floofee pawz @ miniLC79*
yup i r tecksin tu teh bone!!!howdy pardnr….
Ai r makin cheez cake (irl) ty u all 4 dah congrats… I think i maybe haben me not 2nd SPLORT!!!
Making cheezcake adn splorting not a gud combinashun.
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Not sure deh CCC b ekwippt fer dis.
*rummij, rummij
*popz up owttta deh CCC wif deh olde fashuned creem sereratingor.*
Scoopee up awl uv dis smoosheee stuffz. Den wii putz dem in deh seperatingor and startz tuning deh crankz.
*crankee, crankee, crankee.
Whull, I’ll b, it workinged!! Luk at dat — braynez kumming owt heer and cheezcake fillingz kumming owt der!!! tew kewl.
*putz deh braynez bak in deh hed*
*Putz deh CHRG on LC79n hubby*
Strapppingz on deh dukkee taype.
Feeling bedder? hav a chokklit and a kuppa tea. U lukking peeked. Just resting heer and finish deh cheezee cake later.
*tukz up lc79 hubby in floofee blankee.
yess, tank u. taht were a clows wun.sports r not sew fun achully….but deh gettin taekin carob….dat iz teh win!!!!
*gibs dah not 2nd slice ub teh chocolate chocolate cheezcake 2 mj*
being careful tis stil warm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA YES! <3
Kitteh not only has bery bery handsum tuxedo, has teh silent movie star mustache. Him a bery dapper boi.
Tuxcat is always appropriately dressed.
It looks like he’s strutting his stuff. It’s cute and adorable.
Change mah order to the soup.
“Spaceballs” ref…… kewl !!!!
John Catvolta in Caturday Nite Feveh
Jellicle kat goin to jellicle ball.
Philamadefia Kitteh praktissyng Mummers Strut foar nex Neu Yeer’s Dai Paurade;
(Tehy praktiss awl yeer laung; noe spanglees, fevvurs oar sekwins tihs tiem tho;
taht’s foar lature, wen tehy geyts teh ruuteen naiyled daown;)
OMG DIS R GON BEH DA BEST PICATURE D EAVR
when mai hooman go out, iz watches Fred Astair on the
moovees. I gets real goods at it.
fotoshoppied?
*RIP, the WB channel*
LOL. THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 =3
Hai, lin
wut hapend 2 ur lolspeak?
lukz almost…. hooman!!!! introodah
haha jk, iz alwite
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(O.o) U haz a smarticle!
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