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Colonel Mustard Lead Pipe Study

who killd kitteh? oar wuz it jus stinkfoot?

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: shooshers

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  1. cSmall says:

    noes? Maus, candulstick, liberry?

  2. Ambercat says:

    Spawty bellee; pensill; fuglee rug! It wus teh rug wot did it!

  3. no 1 in particular says:

    get a kloo!

  4. Ambercat says:

    Is nawt Cloodoh; is Maustrap!

  5. Chessie says:

    Somebuddy needs to get a clu… ;)

  6. two_kittehs says:

    It ar the kitteh vershunz of the Murder of Roger Ackroyd
    Poircat will beez on dah seen shortly

  7. Aahz says:

    Miz Skarlitt diddit inna libbin rume wif dat poyzin eenk pin… Noe? Wat wuz da merdur weppin, den?

    Arsinik
    Baysbawl bat
    Cat’o'nyn taylz
    D…

  8. Tribble says:

    He’s dead Jim!

  9. D.R. says:

    I beleeb this kitteh waz killd by lack of tummeh pats. U can cleerly tell dis frum de way in which him bodee wuz diskobered.

  10. doctorcat says:

    oh noes. . .must. . .tikkle. . .dat. . .TUMMEE1!!!!!1!

    aieeeeeee

    *tikkletikkletikkletikkletikkleOW*

    Kitteh do not want tummee tikkles.;(

  11. doctorcat says:

    I dint meen ;( I ment :(

  12. Jack Deth says:

    Diss awbvee~uss Fraym
    Jawbz! Itz wuz Proafessurr Plum
    inz Cawnsurvatoaree

    wiff candillawbrumm!
    T3h Buttlurr sawd him frum t3h
    Seekrittz Passijjway!

    Dat iz nawt ledd pype.
    Dat iz Cloo~Bat! Beecuzz wun
    suspekkt iz misseng :-)

    Jack.

  13. Foshizzel says:

    scarlet, candlestick, uh………… conservatory! :D

  14. nismo says:

    That is one nomilicious belleh. NOM NOM NOM.

  15. dMaN says:

    srzly u gaiz.. i haed a skeery fee..fili..fieli… thawt it wuz de mustrd dat didz it aaaawl de tiem. trew storeeh.

  16. LOLDemon says:

    Dis y u nawt want tu naem yr kitteh “Mistur Bawdy” (or “Seenyor Kudavur” in LOLSpahnish vershun).

  17. Duffy says:

    Is obveeus: kewreeosity kilt teh cat.

  18. Sal says:

    Best.

    Lolcat.

    Evar.

  19. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Hercule Poirot iys awn holidae, adn Miss Marple haz retyred frum teh sloothyng busimess;

    Gess weez hastz sohlve teh kase owrseylfes;

    No. 1 kwesshun; wye iys dere suches a mohture-, kynda ruumblee soundes cumyng frum kitteh’s tummeh????

    Iyf kitteh bees ded, tehn wye iys her maikeiyng purr-purr-purr sounds???

    Weez beddure caul teh pohlicemens bowt tihs tu halp us figger iyt aowt!!! :shock:

  20. Rhea says:

    omg i winzorz

  21. waterdragon says:

    mebbeh kitteh was kill by
    Miss Scarlett
    Candlestik
    Bedroom (r these rite? nvr playd clue)

    • Werdycnan says:

      klose. dere iz no bedroom. yu cud sae study, oar library, oar kunserbitury, oar kitchin, oar sum odderz, ai dunt kwite remembur, but no bedrum

  22. Matt says:

    Ummm….
    lolz? ;)

  23. Chazz :] says:

    …kittin faw down? oh noes!!1! deh worldz iz gonna ekspl..splo..go boom!!1! :]

  24. Critic Bunny says:

    wonderful!


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