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who killd kitteh? oar wuz it jus stinkfoot?
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noes? Maus, candulstick, liberry?
Oooooh, speedee pawz, cSmall! U da nawt sekkund! Wat u gunna haz 4 ur sillybrayshun?
ai sez wii awl danse tew a mist…mysrt…spooky toon!
Oar 2 sum grate 50z sawngz liek da wun wat playd inna moovee Klu
I gotz a spooky toon 4 u guiz! Heer it eez:
Who’s that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You’d better learn my name, ’cause I am
Ashley!
She calls the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient, I think.
Don’t let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great
Ashley!
She doesn’t play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
*klapz fuzzy paws foar Moira*
Dat spookee enuff?
I think it’s not very scary, or spooky.
Pofesser Pum, rench, consir… cunsorv… plant room.
conservatory?
cSmall, orinj mowse, living room
cSmalol, OrnjOffissCatClyde, offiss
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wuzit murder by snorgle?
gilty, yeronner!
in taht kayse, wii iz awl gilty!
Jiant wasp, Agatha Christie novel, in the BBC stoodio.
Doktor Hoo!
I luv doktor hoo !!
Mary O, Sir Real’s helmet, Fud-eetin playc?
Spawty bellee; pensill; fuglee rug! It wus teh rug wot did it!
get a kloo!
gmta.
GMTlolz!
Bui wun kloo, get wun frii.
Is nawt Cloodoh; is Maustrap!
Yeh, but dis Maustrap nawt werkin ennymoar….
Somebuddy needs to get a clu…
Ai haznt gotz a clu. Haz ewe?
No, “I habbunt a clu” iz on rajio.
jd, is yu anodder Britpeep?! Lyk me an RTidmum an Martoonee an Gibbocat an Klolzz an Jimmba an….
U hassunt a clue, has u?
It ar the kitteh vershunz of the Murder of Roger Ackroyd
Poircat will beez on dah seen shortly
No no! Miss Marpul will be alawng soon to solb teh mistry ob Teh Boddee in teh MaryO Lybree!
Hai Ambercat!
Maybe she gets teh helps from Doctorr Whoooo?
Wif, wutz hur naim? wumin hoo etez appulz? Ariadne? Dey wil figgur owt ebbreefing.
alawng wif hiz trusty sydekik, Cap’m Haystringz!
I tink that ar the kitteh and doggeh from dis morning’s pic
Miz Skarlitt diddit inna libbin rume wif dat poyzin eenk pin… Noe? Wat wuz da merdur weppin, den?
…
Arsinik
Baysbawl bat
Cat’o'nyn taylz
D…
Dawgbreff
Elleefunt stomp
Gonne
H…
Hungry goggies
Igloo(itz kold!)
J…
Henbane
Icky stuffz
Jab in da eer wif sharp fing
K
Killur beeez
Liberry paist
Murkuree
Nitestik
Orc
Pop tart inna toster *fwump!*
Quark splitting
Red dye No. 2
Scientology meeting with Tom Cruise
T
teh reezultz ov teh schrodyngur sperrymint?? aw noe!!!!!
FTW!
Tikkels….
Undywear…..
Vinegar….
W…..
Wotter (haow she draownd in teh livin room idunno but…)
Xylefone
Yellow polka-dot beekeenee (az in itteh bitteh…)
Z…
Zabaglione (poizenened!!)
Zeebah’s naybor, teh galligator.
Dedly stuffs
Engrgy dwinks
Fyurminz (deth bai)
G…
Daggrz
exploosh…. big bangz
fier
gellynite……
He’s dead Jim!
….but can he be regenerated ?????
Ai’m a doktur, Jim, not a majishun!
but…we has teh teknol…tekna…syinse stuff, we cans rebildeds him!!!
I beleeb this kitteh waz killd by lack of tummeh pats. U can cleerly tell dis frum de way in which him bodee wuz diskobered.
oh noes. . .must. . .tikkle. . .dat. . .TUMMEE1!!!!!1!
aieeeeeee
*tikkletikkletikkletikkletikkleOW*
Kitteh do not want tummee tikkles.;(
I dint meen ;( I ment
Diss awbvee~uss Fraym
Jawbz! Itz wuz Proafessurr Plum
inz Cawnsurvatoaree
wiff candillawbrumm!
T3h Buttlurr sawd him frum t3h
Seekrittz Passijjway!
Dat iz nawt ledd pype.
Dat iz Cloo~Bat! Beecuzz wun
suspekkt iz misseng
Jack.
Ahhh, butt who is teh missink link! Um personne, um suseptible, guy who kilt teh kitteh?
Wich missin Link duz u meen? Windwaykr Link? Twiliyt preencess Link?
(If u haznt cawt on yet, I iz refferin 2 teh Legind ov Zelda)
scarlet, candlestick, uh………… conservatory!
Professor Happy Cat
cat nip
baffroom
OD? Oh Dear!!
LSD? Laffter so dedly!
That is one nomilicious belleh. NOM NOM NOM.
srzly u gaiz.. i haed a skeery fee..fili..fieli… thawt it wuz de mustrd dat didz it aaaawl de tiem. trew storeeh.
….rosebud….
Dis y u nawt want tu naem yr kitteh “Mistur Bawdy” (or “Seenyor Kudavur” in LOLSpahnish vershun).
Is obveeus: kewreeosity kilt teh cat.
katz wif kiltz? kewl!!
O gud. Den staisfakshun shud bring heem bak shortlee.
Best.
Lolcat.
Evar.
Hercule Poirot iys awn holidae, adn Miss Marple haz retyred frum teh sloothyng busimess;
Gess weez hastz sohlve teh kase owrseylfes;
No. 1 kwesshun; wye iys dere suches a mohture-, kynda ruumblee soundes cumyng frum kitteh’s tummeh????
Iyf kitteh bees ded, tehn wye iys her maikeiyng purr-purr-purr sounds???
Weez beddure caul teh pohlicemens bowt tihs tu halp us figger iyt aowt!!!
omg i winzorz
mebbeh kitteh was kill by
Miss Scarlett
Candlestik
Bedroom (r these rite? nvr playd clue)
klose. dere iz no bedroom. yu cud sae study, oar library, oar kunserbitury, oar kitchin, oar sum odderz, ai dunt kwite remembur, but no bedrum
Ummm….
lolz?
…kittin faw down? oh noes!!1! deh worldz iz gonna ekspl..splo..go boom!!1! :]
Ha Ha
wonderful!