fallen dis one has
fallen dis one has to teh dark side of teh kyoot
cyootness can b dedly sumtiems.
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I will eats dese kibbels, den ur SOUL!!!
*BEE BWOOP..BEE BWOOOP!!!*
SPLORT WARNING!!
AWL CHEEZPEEPZ putting on deh chrg noaw
2 avoiding deh imminent splortz!!!
Iz 2 laet. Swa kyoot kitteh b4 ur Splort Warning. Plz snd hlep, iz hrd 2 tipe wehn uve ben splorted. Kthxbai.
oh nais abatar!! gud job!
Fanks! Tuk mee 4eber 2 figger owt hao 2 du eet. Affer Ai swa eet potsed, Ai dubblchekd urs cuz Ai wuz afeered tehy wer teh saem!
wez be lukkin teh udder wais………… how cyooooooot
Cuud be lukkin at eech udder!
Or lukkin awai, nawt carin.
Sum kittehs bee taht wai.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
oh, deer!!! just sit still. i hav u fixt up in no tyme!!
*goez into speed mode.*
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise soft floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Whew!
Fanks 4 teh speedee rezcu, CMJ! Ai feelz lotz bettah nao (teh chokklit martoonie defnit defunit deafnut wuz rly heplful). Iz 2 badd splort warnings r aftr picshurs. Gess Ai shud ware CHRG wehneber luking at ICHC jus 2 b saf!
Putting deh CHRG on nat sekkund fing in deh morning. Wearing it awl day long, just in case dere b kewtnesses ennywear. Even if it not saving u frum deh splort, it b a gud conversashun starter wearever u go.
*Fine print disclaimer* 
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“Gud conversashun starter” is not teh sayme as “Starter uv gud conversashunz”.
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oh, hai Gibbo!!
I wuz beginning 2 b thinking I b deh onlyest wun heer.
I’d say ‘gud morning’ oar ‘gud ebeningkz’ 2 yoo, but I not shur witch it b ober der in TTI rite noaw. It b 9;34 in deh ebeningz heer in Orygone.
Fanks CW! I cants seem to gets heer fas enuff wen teh kyoot wons gets postid!
Fanks fur ur corncurn, MM. Ai swa taht u wuz n tyme 2 saev KKC….gud job!
(dives in frunt uv puter so u duznt see–dis time rmembring nawt to luhk– nd den finds blyndfolds for u nd hands dem owt)
but nawt mai hed, cuz iz awlredi asploded wit t3h kyoot.
cow…kun…gud job awn nawt sekkind, bubby!
Conkitteh u ulashunz bubbyscranky!!
Wut wud u like 2 b sillybratingz??
Howdee, bubbyscranky, how bee u?
this bowl has a flavor and it is pleh
soo cute
I find your lack of faith disturbing Mr. T…… cup.
T-hee.
*titter*
debil with teh bloo eyes, bloo eyes, bloo eyes…
Debil wit de bloo eyes NOM!
blak kitteh wif gorjus blu eyes! kyoot and pretty. very danjerus when combined wif teh fors.
Sum gud remainz in left rear toezez.
Dose wittle white toezez r too kyoot.
dis bebbeh habbin teh ohai tea!!
Oh Hai tea wif kibulz!!
Duz dis Chrg go wif mai ohai tea hat?
Yesh! But fink you need tuk dems fingas up unda dere. Deys unsitelee.
oh CMJ, frum errlier teh wizzurd of Aahs (noo name……) said seh had posted teh pix ob her triple terminated amythst……. seh said tew go luk at teh pix on her profile………. ai’m havin a senior moment and duzznt noes wair tew luk… inny idears?
uuuhhh. . . . . nope. sowwy.
me neiver………oh wells ai will waitz till herz bak online agin……….fanks
Ohai, jamamakitty n cweenmj!
I beez uh himz, but datz k cuz I shure dare r moar herz dan himz here sew da cornfyoozyun iz unnastannabl.
Goe 2 voatin payj 18 (at leest datz wat it be naow) n skrowl daown 2 da lol “PPR – Pounce Pounce Revolution”. Datz myn. U kin klik awn mai naym 2 goe 2 mai proefyl n c da piks uv may boiz emmyfist.
(O, n wyl ur awn da voatin payj, ur wellkum 2 voat 4 mai PPR)
oh yesh ai willllll
lubbly triple terminated amethyst!!
now yew can goes tew yr wordpress profile an put yr profile link on der…….fergit how many lines down it is……… teh field starts wit the http an you can add yr URL an it will tern yr name blue an we can go tew yr profile inny time…….. (dat is iffn yew wants tew)
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Aahz/
Fanky muchlee, jmk! Ill tayl mai boi 2morro haow muchlee u liekz it!
O, n himz awlsew hept me mayk da PPR lolpik. Himz keapz askin haow minnie voatz it gotz………………………………………………………………… (nebber can haz 2 minnie dotz)
I nawt habba werdpretzle proefyl, jess uh ICHC proefyl. Ifn U doan myn mai askin, haow dew I mayk uh werdpretzle proefyl?
*putz on deh Geek Hat*
U must going tew deh wordpress dot com.
And following deh instructionz u kan b getting a wordpress.com account.
Den, if u wantz a blog, deh habbing strukshunz for dat, 2.
tew gets yur name bloo (beeing a linkee)
put deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh
box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. u can also put in
an avatar dere 2. Den u will needing to log out uv wordpress and
log out uv deh ICHC window. Den crossing ur fingers and log back
in2 wordpress and ICHC. Wif enny luck ur name will be bloo and it will
b a linkee 2 ur website. Sumtimez it may take a few owers 4 teh
linkee adn deh avatar 2 showing up.
*Taking off deh Geek Hat.*
Gud luck!!
Fanky muchlee cweenmj! I hoapz da geek hat dinna mess up ur CHRG.
Waol, I dun diddit, sew lessee ifn it wurkt….
Aahz, did you upload an avatar? that sometimes takes awhile to show up…. or did you just put the linkie to your profile page?
btw…….thank you CMJ for takin over after I hit the sack last nite!!!
No prob!!
Hmmm… peskee pooterz n stuff… I still nawt see uh leenkee…
Noe, noe abatar, cuz I did awl dat stuff heer at werk n I nawt haz mai abatrar fyl. Ill tryz it 2nite frum hoam.
Wun fing I did noetiss wuz dat WerdPretzel dinna letz me haz da naym “Aahz” – sed it wuz taykin. But wunst I rejisterd wif uh diffrint naym da pretzel letted me yooz da niknaym “Aahz” n I did da rest uv da stuff U sed. Sints da lawginz b diffrent, I wunderz ifn datz Y da leenkeez nawt werkin…. If nawt, den haowz Werdpretzel noe dat mai naym at ICHC and mai naym at da mayn site r boaf me? I b cornfuzzled…. %-P
I went I lukked I voted!
our online names duzznt always gib clooooos tew teh gender….ceptin iffn yew has mama init sumwair…….
now iffn yew wants yew can go tew yr workpress profile page an scroll down till you come to teh field dat starts wif the http and puts in yr profile url….. den yr name will be blue……….. woo hoo……..an we can finds yr profile a liddel easier
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Aahz/
I membered dat u iz a himz. Wii needz awl deh menz here wii can getz. Sumbuddy sed there iz abowt a 60:40 mix uv herz:himz. If werd uv taht gitz owt, wii shud git inun. . . unindaz. . .er um . . . runded over wif himz.
Ohai Aahz! Ai’m so glad yoo sayed yoo were a himz, becuz ai thot so – yoo can usually tell just bai hao peepl say things – but nawt awlwaiz.
ai red suwhere itz wuz 40 % himz to 60 % herz heer awn this site. So we – ai fur shur, ar awlwaiz reelee happee to see moar himz. Maeks fur a moar interessting mix of opinyuns!!
Hai….Ai iz awl bettah nao sinse CMJ rezcued mee frmo mai hed splort, n Ai tihnk mebbe Ai cna hlep u. Eef u kin fined 1 ov hur commintz, clik on hur naem n u wil b taeken 2 hur ICHC profiel. Ai luked at CMJ’s n swa a picshur ov hur cyoot bun-bun (gud fing Ai wuz stil wearin mai CHRG) n swa hur “Five tips for a woman” wif teh Futnoet (roflpimp). Eef u cnat fined hur commint….sowy, Ai don knwo hwo 2 serch ICHC bai usr naem. Hoep dis hleps!
fanks……..wen teh name is teh blue, den der is uzully a blog or website connected. Aahz name is not teh blue…………. thus mai connundrum….. jus wut teh hek is a connundrum innyhow…..
yr name is not blue, no linkie, mai name nawt blue, no linkie…… mus be an easy way??? finkin, finkin, finkin
Hmmm, ur rite….hadunt notised taht. K, Ai filld owt teh porflie tingy, whai eet nawt showz upp? Eneebuddy can hlep uz figgur eet owt? Kthxbai.
PeeEss: A connundrum iz teh moosicle instruumetn pwned bai teh host ov Laet Night (Connun O’Brien).
an ai fot AI mayd teh badd punz!!
yew has to scroll down in teh profile page an put the link tew teh profile page… der is a field dat already starts w/http………. ai did it a liddel earlier
teh kitteh luks out of it. katnip in der kibble ? or ah vampire kitteh ?
luks laik me on mai bad syde………………… wait, or is dat teh udder syde?? oh noes, dey is boff mai bad syde………
noe silly! dis kitteh too smawl for nips. luk at hims bowl – kitteh are bebeh azn kitteh. him cant haz epi. . ippy. . .i-liddy folds.
tee haz a flavr and it iz gud.
Onlee teh best chyna fur tee-tot-ling kitteh.
There’s still good in you, kitten, I can feel it!
No, seriously. You’ve got a little on your back foot, there.
o, whoops, Ai musta stept innit on teh way in. *wype wype wype* All betr! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!1!!1!
LUKE, I AM YOUR KITTEN …
Stend, I’ve read some of your comments on earlier threads and they’re really funny. Just wanted to drop by to say ohai
Stend is one of the Old Ones, in ICHC years.
bit of a celebrity, i suspect
Dis muss b Anakitt Skypouncer
Favver uv Kyoot Skypouncer
AWW!
*SPLORT*
KKC u not herds ob CHRG w/droi??? its splort preventib! Heer lets meh hlp u wif your splortid brayn!
*scoop, scoop
dump
pat, pat
puts on lot on dukee tayp*
Ders – awl better – hab blankee n choklit n nice cup ob tee frum teh ORIJINEL CCC!
Jeez – dis Vycodin reelee screws up my Lolspeek as well as my reel speek n of course – my typing!
ai hoep it makes yew nawt have teh ouchie tho!
ais bin wundrin wair yew bin………….. ai fort mebbee yew wuz lurkin under a nudder name…… yew borked sumfin?
Borked 2 discs in nek – payn in arms, spasms in leg. Dey bin borked awyle – der be mah buddee arthur itis on teh bones. Seems to hab bin slow progreshun maybe aggravayted bai mai repeeted falls dis winter. Waytin fur referral to surjin to see wat teh oppshuns r.
Ortho peedist sent me fur 2 MRI’s : 1 fur nek, n 1 to mayk shur nuffin in mah hed. Ai tole her teh secund won was wayst of munnee as menee peeps can tell he der DEFINITLEE iz nuffin der!!
Dats wen we saw teh discs on teh spy nal cord. Dem MRI’s r neet! Got to see mah brayn!!!
no wunder yew has been amung teh missing!! mai gud forts are wiff yew an hopes we sees yew heeer muchly more!!
Rly? Ai tawt teh MRIs wuz teh skeery! Lahk BN N teh coughin. Du nawt want. Ai haz a sad taht u hursts. {{{{{{{{MM}}}}}}
U haz proof uv braynez??/???/ ? Kewl.
I gotza grate funnee! Mai nefyoo wint 2 da hospittle wif teh turribl turribl hedayk. Himz herted sew bad dat himz fallded daown at werk n da fyrminz (warez LCB?
) tuk himz dere. Dey did uh CAT scan (prowpreeyut 4 heer) 2 b shure. Win da Dr. caym in, he yoozded himz sints uv hyoomr 2 liten fings up, n he sed, “Waol, we scand ur cat n fownd uh brayne.” 
I cawld mai seestur n toald her wat da Dr. sed, n she towld her hubbee. Her hubbee, awl cornfuzzld, sed, “Dey scand himz brayne n fownd uh CAT?” 
We still laffs abowt it!
Noh wunder u iz sew corncerned 4 doz wif hed splorts, u don wunt tehm 2 hab mt hed liek u! Srsly, Ai hda MRI’s a foo munths go wehn Ai hda a splort taht oozed insied mai hed (CCC noh gud 4 taht). Seein a pikshur ov yur brayne iz gud…wii noez wii nawt liek teh Skarecrow! Shur gladd MRI masheens r opne nao. Clawstrofobia….let me show u it!
Fanks fur eberybuddees gud fowts! Ai’ll keep u postid!
BTW – sins ai bin wurkin ai nots hab too muches tyme to post. Ai does sneek peeks heer wens ai gets chans. Ushuallee by teh tyme ai gets home n can post, sumbuddees alredee sed wat ai was gonna!
Ai bee prayin foar yoo, MM! Hubby wented frew lowerer bak surjuri awlmoas 6 yeerz agoe, an itt reely halped.
Fanks – Ai bin heerin awl kynds of gud ree zults frum teh serjeree. Bee fore ai ownlee new bowt teh bad wons. Ai admits to bean a bit skeereded caws der in mah nek n ai has teh sim tums moselee in teh arms. Dont want serjin to say “OOPS” durin MY tyme!
Can kats has de allerjees? Him look like him ’bout to sneez.
Cat can hab allerjees! My Bubby, the cranky, has teh allerjees. She eats teh special hypo allerjenik fuds, and habs the steroid shots sumtymes. Lots ob kitteh sneezies too.
Oh sry.
Tank u! I feelz bedder now.
muhahahahaha!!!
All yr vase r belong to us!
vase or vice??
Yes!
Muhahahaha! It’s soooo, I can just imagine everything but the fall of the class and the sound of air as that glass tips over.
Oh, Elizabeth! – My Royal Doulton with the handpainted periwinkles!! I knew I should have given you a beaker!
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(Boi, ai nevvur finked ai wuud getz a chanse 2 use taht lyne heer!!)
Keeping Up Appearances!!! FTW!!!!!
:LOL: sumhao ai duzznt see maiself needin dossse
missus bucket!!!
(yoo gibs it bak nao?)
Itz BOO-KAAY!!
Just ask mi’sister Daisy, or Rose, or Violet – husband’s a turf accountant you know – with a Mercedes, a sauna & room for a pony.
Aylee~un spaysscrafft
habz landid in Libbeeng Rume.
Reveelz Predditurr
Bebbeh Predditurr
steelz Hewminz’ hartz wiffowtz dem
eeben knoezeengz it!
Hewmin reesistanss
beez fewtyle! Bebbeh Kitteh
deemandz Cheezburgr!
Jack.
“reesistanss beez fewtyle”
Heer b wun dat goez wif dat lyn:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1213901
Kewl!! Oar shud I say, Lol-Kewl-Shus.
Hep! I iz beeng similated by teh cyoots!!
Blargh! I are ded.
heehee!
Oh, JOY!
I now have the perfect excuse to share my favorite, most beautiful etiquette story:
“On Making Others Comfortable” Then there was the time that Mrs. Grover Cleveland attempted to engage a tongue-tied guest in conversation by seizing on the nearest thing at hand, an antique cup of thinnest china. “We’re very pleased to have these; they’re quite rare and we’re using them for the first time today,” she is supposed to have said. “Really?” asked the distraught guest, picking up his cup and nervously crushing it in his hand. “Oh, don’t worry about it,” said the hostess. “They’re terribly fragile. See?” She smashed hers.
Good manners are defined as the art of making the other person feel good about their presence.
It’s an evil bebeh kitteh. It’s a cute little EVIL bebeh kitteh. DO WANT.
O Nooooooooes!!!! Ebereeboddee bees asleap heer at mai howse, soe sumeboddee iyn CheezeLand hasta haould me bak;
Ai jes haz teh moast irreesystabul uurge tuu runs up adn snorgle adn skweeze taht liddel peece ov blak floof untyl hers liddel bloo eise sez: “Enuff” adn her sez: “Meeeep!!!!!! az wel……
(Adn Ai doan fink her wil bees goeiyng intyreleey oaver tuu teh daurk sied, becuz her KGA (Kitteh Gardian Aingel) gunna bees wautchyng hers veree cloaseley )
THIS IS FUnny
It be teh kitten of basement cat…
Join the Darkside. We have cookies.
…wichiz, az awluvuss whu ar dark knowz, by far, teh moas byootiifuhl saidd.
mah hed slpodid frum lafin
Wow that is my baby Black Sabbath, Sabby for short. I put her on lolcats last year sometime and WOW to see her on the second page!
She was so cute. We miss her a lot.
hmmm my comment did not work, but I put my kitty up there last year. Her name is Black Sabbath, but we called her Sabby. She died a little after that picture.
Sorry to hear she died so young. She was a cutie.
Awwww…so sad =(
if u drinks frum teh teecup uv ebil, u bekumz ebil urself
SPLORT!
Poor kitteh… Still SPLORTworthy.