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“It’s the CIRCLE OF LIF–” “shut UP, Frank…”
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I swear, one more time, Frank….and POW! To the moon!!
Conga rats 2 u bunniwaz!
Thanx 3Cattails! And a sign…menag..solemn Memorial Day to all.
Gots my flagg a flyin!
Let’s honor our troops & bring ‘em home!!!!
Howz bowt wii dansez 2 deh happee Hukuna Matata?
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Hakuna Matata! Wut a wonnerful fraze *dans in a sirkle*
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze *dans tuther way rownd*
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It means no wurrees Fer deh rest of yer daze *happee hoppingz*
It’s ower problem-free filosuhfee *swinging frum vinez*
Hakuna Matata! *skipee frew deh jungle.*
Cweenmj, I iz an MJ 2!!
Uh Nuzzer MJ?!?!?!!?!!? YAY!!! Duz u b a boi mj oar a gurl mj??
Iz gal MJ…Mary Jane!!!
mj b berry gud nishulz tew b habbing.
I hav had dem awl mai life.
Dey hav ben bery gud 2 mii.
Ai has a gud tyme wen Michael Jordan plaied here…menny hedlines wif my nitials in ‘em.
Wii dew deh mj cheer:
*Standz up and wavezez deh Pom-Pomz*
Gimme a M — EM!
Gimme a J — JAY!
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‘k datz awl I got.
*sitz down.*
Hai galz – ah iz a gal MJ 2… an a MaryJane! shulz wii starts a club?
Oh I just sawded below wear u sed u b a gurl, 2.
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mai alzhiemerz, let mii . . .
. . . wut wuz I sayin?
Um, u waz sayin somfing?
Sumfing in deh way he moovez
attrax mii like no other luver . . .
an dat’s a response tew wut? {{{???}}}
SEE ABOVE.
I’m glad sum1 got it!!!!!
if n e wun, better b me!
ai has a confuzed
*Patz KTNF on liddul hed.*
Datz ok. Haz chokklit martoonee. I heer dey goez well wif te confuzzledz.
otay pats me onna liddel hedz tooooooooo
hmm… otay!!!! slurrrrrpp
Otay, I patz u on deh hed. and chokklit martooneez awl arownd.
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Bunniwaz sed: u waz sayin SOMFING?
Sew I sed: SUMFING in deh way he moovez
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cuz I haz deh old timer’z adn duzn’t member
wut I wuz sezing.
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It b bery lame, but, hey! dey can’t awl b
chestnutz. sumtimez dey just nutz.
nutz nutz nutz………..sniggerfrickenfrackle………. ai haz nuffin tew say sew ai just babblols…..
Hay, datz mai mottow
Watza mottow?
I dunno, watza mottow witchoo? *haaaaah*
It eeted my snork…no likes brackets, ai theenk…
werd press nomz deh commintz cuz deh sew mintee.
comminty fresh!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!! Chok full ‘o cawminty goodnes!! Yew sew funnie, Kafleen!!
*hugz*
-V.
Chng channel. Iz a repeat, anyway.
Iz summer…is alwys rerunz.
Ai luvs teh nachure shows. Usuallee dunot mind teh reruns. Butz teh curcull uf life iz sumetimes hard 2 wach. Hate 2 see teh kritters get nommed.
Alwees cloze my eyes when the nommin starts.
Duz ennebodee watch Meerkat Manor? Ai’m gettin in2 watchin it agin.
Ai watched da so-calld moovee last nite. Wuz okay but ai no lyke da snakey parts and da wun wehre da bebbeh meerkat dyed. Berry sad. Mai eies allmost leeked.
Sumtiemz mai arly stanz up awn hine fete nd ai sez Yay! ai gotz meerkat! Nawt secund tiem ai rede abowt meerkatz ai fawt wuz fikshunul aminul in sum uvvur whirled.
Jinny Jiraff always stickin her neck war it dawnt beelawng….
Oh, shez jus being frank…
“You’re G.I., Frank. You came along with my messkit and my khaki girdle. I want somthing REAL.”
otay, ai gibs up……. ai has no idear wair dis ref is frum? mai sis kin remember actors but ai can’t remember eider wun
M*A*S*H, ob corse
MASH? Iz rite?
Ah, leosmom beets me 2 it…
GMTA
“Khaki girdle”…pleh. Do NOT want!!!
Yoo gottit!! Ai bin wachin tew menny M*A*S* H reerunz Ai seez “Frank” an dat’s ottomatikly ware teh mynd goez.
………….sigh…………. shudda got dat wun! hmmmmmmmmmmph
MASH ref!!!
Thx! Is my nawt secund nawt secund and only maybee mi 5th comment evur!!!
WordOpress putz comment in rong spot…argghh
Well, ten, we mus sillibrate! U were kwik wit the typin!
An welcum to a reely fun pace.
I du no…been reedin for long & long.
No wurry bout the word pretzle. Et lieks to play wif ur commentz an moovs em around.
welcum………and congratulasions!! yew wants tew tell us a liddel about yerself? (or nawt – jus bein nosey)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4YQs31rfsg
Chicago gal, no aminals cuz teeny place. But I luvs ‘em all. & this place seemz reeely reely nice.
ai haz spent mini fun and lollable hours here………. near seattle wiff wun elderly mamakitty who has been wif me for years!!
nice tew meet chu
mamakitty beez adorable
she merinds me ob Fifi
seh is teh sweetist kittlin ob mai laif!! seh lurves mai frens an gets teh hairs awl ober dem wen dey cums ober!!
fanks tidmum………. wun dey tey will plai togedder in teh princess mu meadow
Shee be wib yoo a lawwng tyme yet
yer werds to cc’s ear! {{{tidmum}}}
ummmmmmmmm dat wud be “yer mouff to cc’s ear”……. dis mai brain on sleep deprivation!!
Anom tew dat jamamakitty
I juss tried to put teh Kids out fer last tinkles of teh nite an Kitthes to bed!!
I whispurred to CC {{{jamamakitty & mamakitty}}}
awwwwwwwwwwww ai lurves yew!! {{{{{tidmum}}}}}
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Likewyze, jamamakitty!! Just spned teh day lissenin to 89Rewind, all old djs frum WLS AM… mi hiskool daze….dis is jus for 1day.
& I am drinkin da shardonay…got lotz! Also gotz mixez for mango dakeriis.
Maybee dans to “Jungle Boogie”?
Oar “Da Lyin Sleapz 2nite”
(*wee-ee-ee-ee o-wee-ee-ee-ee o-wee-o-ma-ma-way*)
Taht toon be a peanut butter song…stiks to teh roof of yer brane.
ah weema wek ah weema wek………
(ai finks ebbrywun has diffrunt bershuns ob dat)
Ai member wen dat song caem out, mennee mennee yeers ago.
Dang ai feelz owld nao…
nawt to feelz old!! jus well seesoned!!
dis is cyooot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyjq9RJ-_yM
ai haz tew tell yew, ai googloled teh song an it came out in ‘61……… OMG…….ai am mai muthur!!!!!
{{{{Jamamamama}}}}] wut ai haitz tu se iz me becuming mai favvur. mai muvvur nawt so tejus.
Oar “Da Jungle” bai Eee-Ayl-Oh
Or “Welcum to teh Jungle” by Gunz’n'Rozez.
But ai lyke Teh Lyon Keng moobie. Ai lyked da kittehs, ob coarse, but Rafiki wuz mai favrit cariktur.
Ebbry wunse in a whiel, ai’ve been knoed 2 yell owt: “U follow Rafiki, he knoe da wai!”
Mai famlee n frenz tinks ai’m crazee.
**WHAP!**
“Watja dew dat 4″
“Dudn maddur — itz inna passed!”
Dat b mai favrit lion in deh moovee!!!!
I gibz yoo 5 cheezbergerz, drink uv yer choyse, adn fryz!!
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*nom nom nom nom nom*
Fanky cweenmj! Haow r u dis fyn Nomorial Dai?
I can hadz uh cowerkr wun tiem dat winebber we b oardrin fud atta resrant 2gevver, we wood dew da haieena bit:
“Watchu gonna hab?”
“We cood hab watebberz LION arownd!”
“I gotz wun — Mayk myn uh CUB sammich!”
“Hay, did we gitz dis fud 2 goe?”
“Noe, y?”
“Cuz dere it goez!”
N da peep hoo wuz taykin owr oardur yoozyoolee startid lookin 4 uh plays 2 hyd…..
4 teh funz, go to improveverywhere.com and look for teh Food Court Musical.
oh teh funneeeeez……. yew can find its on yoooooooootuuuuuuuu tew
reminds me ob wut happens heeeer alla time!!
Iz meny funnies on improveverywhere. Central Station one is teh funnie, 2.
SEW FUNNEE!!!!!!
dis reminds me of Prangstgrup at Columbia University. On YewToob, look up ‘library musical’ and ‘lecture musical’
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Full of win!!!
eye lub improveverywhere. dey is funnee peeps!
Well, nawt sekkund, I’z gonna tayk ur stik away!
Mi famlee & frenz NO Iz crazee. Seem tu loves me enywai.
I taylz peepz I b crayzee — dat keapz me frum gowin insayn….
Aahz, r u a fan ov Jimmee Buffitt? U jest sownded lyke him wen u saided dat.
I liekz JB, but I nawt noe enuff uv himz stuff 2 ketch ur refrints. Kin U hep?
(”Cheezburger n Payradice…”)
“if we weren’t crazy, we would all go insane.” Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes”
lets booogey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzUhzRgk9xk
Grate myndz fink uhliek, I gess….
Speshully unner influnze of martoonies. Or dakeries.
Mennee yeers ago, ai had sum naybors who wud, um….get lowd wen tehy got amorous. Ai thot abowt playin “Why no wii get drunk….” 4 dem. Thot mebbee tehy wud get da hint.
Gud idear! Wen naybors maked too mush noize with teh loud muziks, I play bagpipe musiks. Sweet revenge, fershore.
I luvz deh bagpipes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o yeah..bagpies and teh guys in kilts. Iz teh fabulerz!!
I spended 10 daze in Scotlund wunst.
… *dreamee sigh*
dis teh kind ob Irish music ai lurves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-GCcfo9aTA
Ai spended 10 daze tehre 2. What a wow. Saw a traditshunal Scots weeding partee. Nommable guys in teh kilts. Mmmmm
weeding partee??
iz dat like deh mowing men??
:snerk:
Oar margreetuhz …
“But deyz bewz inna blindr,
n sune itll rindr
dat froazin kuncokshun dat hepz me haing awn”
Ai drinkz 2 dat!!!
nawt to menshun teh “Margaritas” after awl……… JB is in margaritaville
Mien 2, Bunniwaz.
Ob coarse, ai tell tehm dat TEHY r da reezun ai’m crazee.
Mai bestest fren an ai HASTA stay frenz. Wii knoe 2 mush abowt eech udder.
rhsb, I alwayz sez I am happee waz no innertoobs when I was a teenkitty
Cuz nobodee cud put u on da U-toob 4 ebberywon 2 luk at?
MI TOO!
o, wud be much Bad press fer me…but waz fun. Best lef in teh past….
I’m going to abscond from Lol speak here. Just to let you know, I don’t think I’ll be posting over the next couple of weeks. My wordpress blog probably explains it. Have a good time everyone!
Bye, Jimmba.
Come bak soon.
we bin missin yew!!
so sorry Jimmba. U noe where wii r wen u b wanting 2 tawk. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Jimmba, I’m sorry for your loss. Remember that u have frens here and it’s OK to come and spend some happy time here, even if you have a sad. {{{{jimmba}}}}
{{{{Jimmba}}}}
oh, Jimmba… my heart is absolutely broken for you and your friends. I just sent you a dm on Twitter and wrote you a tweet. I wish that I could hug you IRL.
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You know that we love you and are here or at the cheezfrenz page for you whenever you might want to talk.
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words can’t express the love and courage i’m sending your way.
{{{{{Jimmba}}}}}
We will be here… take care.
i am sorry for your loss. come back as soon as you can, ‘kay?
Yuu wil bee iyn mai thots adn prayures, Jimmba
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Agin wif the louzy WordOpress playcing. Grrrrrr…
N den fixes it. I tink likez to muck wif us.
Yesh, it shur duz!
B-tween WerdPretzl and mai stoopy sloe dyle up at hoem, ai’m skrewd.
Dyle up be teh yuk for sher. I luvs my DSL.
Lolspeak off: I am so glad this one made it to home page..The first time we saw it (myself and my kids) we laughed out loud!!!! It’s become a private joke for us at home that nobody else gets. Ever since, whenever we watch the lion king we sing shut up Frank!!during the song and laugh our butts off!!Good pick ICHC, this one deserves to be here DEFINATELY. Very clever. Lolspeak on: Meh luvz it!!1!
teh ciiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife…
lulz
That’s silly. Trees don’t sing.
lol =P
Ai tawk tew teh treez—
Butt tehy doan lissen tew meee…
I so wunts thiz on a tee-shurt.
That’s great, haha
Yer Frank, Shut it
Hey, Frank!
WIN!