eet now
eet now throw up in living room later.
iz ok. ill b indiffrent 2 ur sufferin.
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juss to sho yu hao mush Ai lub yu!
concatshulashuns on nawt sekond Ambercat! Happy memmory daze tu u too.
No memorialday heer, juss to yushul “Freek wevver corses rode kayos” an “Ban Kollyday Woshowt! wiv cupples in pakamacs eetin sammiches owt ob tuppy wear bawkses in laybys neer byooty spawts an sayin “mustnt grumble”
Oh teh jois ob teh Biddish summer!
bRiddish, nawt biddish!
No Memorial Dai oar Ban Kollyday heer in VLC, but wii did haev a lubblee weekend!
pssst. halp, i hab bin outadaloupe fur a wile- wotz VLC?
very low cholesterol?
very liddul Canukistan?
vermin like cheese?
Ai gottinged it frum leeza-b – stnads fur Very Larj Canada.
But ai wish it
studstood fur very low cholesterol…..here, haz sum steel cut oatz. day be gud fur teh colestrol. on ICHC day taests like cheezcaek (wich is definitelee nawt wot dey tastes like IRL)
Fankyoo Mary O! Ai lubs teh oatz n teh cheezcaek!!
good mornin an happy nomorial day to ebbrywun!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1180815
Fanky, jmk! Happee nomoreeyul dai 2 U 2!
Nys lolpik! Beree aproop… uhproap… sootabul 4 da weekind!
Gud won, jmk! Happy Nemorial day to u, too!
HI!
win!!1!
concatgrashulashuns, Ambercat!!!
It is Nomorrialz dae here, izzit sumfin like dat in TTI?
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could i sujest, befoar we sillybrate
… a momentz ob silence to honur doze who gave their all to keep us in peace & security.
Do u guize alos haev Bemembrance Dai awn November 11?
We can has Veteran’s Day on Nov.11, but I think I’ve heard peeps from my parent’s generation sometimes call it Remembrance Day.
It uzedta bee cawled Armistice Day, in onner ob teh WWI Armisitce siged awnn 11/11/1908, at 11:11 AM
Iz now mostlee cawled Remembrance Sunday and is awn teh neerest Sunday to November 11th. We duz nawt get a day awf tho.
Heey!Sumbuddy heer stillgotz Memoree dai, nots jus Memorial
Re: “As the last known living American-born veteran of World War I, Frank Woodruff Buckles is upgrading his place in the history books” http://kansaspublicradio.org/newsstory.php?itemID=8428
Wow, Hims 107! Musta been nawt-truin bout hims age 2bee a sojur tehn!! (1916, rite?)
1917 wuz wen wee wenn inn tew halp. In dose dais, iffn yoor mommacat oar poppacat sed “Otai”, yoo culd goe in (leagallee) att 16 yeers owld. Butt dere wuz plennee ob peeps hoo lyeded abowt dere aje.
JCH401K wand it us to has a barbeques /cookouts. Howsomeber, her mommah kat iz in teh horpital. Coulds we take a cookout to her at teh horpsitul?
We could set up a biiiiiiiiiiiig tent in teh praking lawt (just tow awf doze big ‘ole Sv’s to mek teh room)
I bets Janet coulds come & join in later.
We could bringz teh foods we likes bestest fur picnincs.
Anybody waana set up games, cotton candee concessions?
3 legged possum races?
*Igor peeks around corner carrying tray*
ohai, Igor!!1!
you sez you haz sumfin for teh grill?
*peeks under the obveeyuslee reused al you mi nyum (briddish pronunseeashun) foil cover*
Just put that, erm, foodstuff like mateeriyul ober dere in teh ice chest. We wooden wont woteber it is to er, go bad, or sumfin.
*Igor lurches off wif tray*
*possums are watching wif baited bref frum dere boxes*
Ohai MaryO! I just had a email frum JCH4K dat she wuz goin to pikk up her momma frum teh horspotle, sew mebbe wii brings teh cookowt to her howse?
I fink wii shud hab rases wif Petunia an B.R!!
*scapmerz orf to NB to see a man abowt a horce*
hmmm. de emayles i gotted dis moanin sed she’d be yat teh hopsitail mostlee tdae- well, itz awl on JCH4K Blvd. ennywaes, so hao bout if we maeks it a moovabul feest ?
ya know, Random acts of kindness, senseless acts of feeding type of thing.
Where’s LCB to feed teh nekkid adn clothe teh hongree?
she might be busy reading to the def children?
dusnt she do art class for teth blynd awn Mundais?
xcept on bank holly daze. Den she goze & plays
Fizzbin for munnies wif in TIGA (Trekkies in Gamblurz Anonimaus).
Oboyoboy, a BBQ. If we starts it at JPAQC’s house, maybe we can has it all set up before she getz home. Course, itz lotza werk to set up the BBQ and teh picnicking stuff. Maybe we can find where Janet keeps her
assorted lawn fur-nicher,
BBQ grill,
coolers, fer holding teh beer,
d…
dekchares
elebenty plates an cups an glassis
fresh herbs
g…
good botlols of wine (*corkscrew noise* squeeky squeeky … pop!)
hawt coffee thermos
ice creem, awl flavors
j …
Jello wif nuttin and Jello wif stuff innit
Krispy Kreme doknots
Lemon Pies
m…
martoonies
nikkerbokker glories
ohai tea caek stand
p..
pots ov jam
quarts ov fresh lemonade
rhubarb pies (freshlee baked, ob corze)
s…
Sossijiz n bratz
Tee, ayst n sweeted
Uvver kyndza pyz (chokklit chipz speshullee)
V…
(BTW, PB2K, I cukz reelee gud rewbarb pyz as well as chokklit chip pyz)
vejjie opshun
wardermellun
Xstra
y…
yellow paper umbrellas for the tropical drinks
zamboni, fer giving the peeps rides !!
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wut? that’s nawt a zamboni? It’s JPAQC’s riding lawnmower? dew yew think she will mind if we uses it fer rides while we waits fer her to get hoam?
so lawng as we has ryds upandaon teh lorn in nys strate lyns, Ao donut tink she’ll mynd at awl!
Sai, win da zambownee b dun, kin wee ays skayt?
Fleep……….. wai yew cawlin janet JPAQC? did ai miss sumpin (as ushual)
Philipe est Francais, n’est-ce pas?
JPAQC = Janet peut avez quart chats
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
N b4 da troalz shoez up, I noez datz nawt kumpleatlee krekt Frinch, but datz k cuz we doan yooz kumpleatlee krekt Ainglish heer neevur…
lolfronsh?
oh, that’s our dear friend JanetPeutAvoirQuatreChatons. Just me showing off my cawtinental je ne sais kwah. Far frum missing sumfin, yew is teh nawt-second to notice. Sorry it made yew feel a sad — yew winz a prize fer perspic… percspic .. noticing stuf, insted.
fnaks fur axkink, jamamamakitteh.
i coldn’t figger it out, needer,
adn figgered it wuz sumfin you guize did wile i wuz away.
ah, ze fronsch…
O hai!
Ai notissed! But ai wuzzn’t kwite shur – an hoeped sumwun wud ask!! LOL
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Thankz, Aahz!! Taht wuz verree nice ov yoo.
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an thank yoo awl fur teh loverlee BBQ!! Ai cant stay lawng – must go to the horspital soon. But ai think itz going to bee awl rite!
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An pleez doo keep mowin teh lawn! At this poynt – yoo can go in serkels if yoo want!!! Just so it – teh grass – iz SHORT!!!!
annhhhhhhhh hon hon, (sed wif fronsch accent circonflexe – wudebber dat is) mais now we awllllllll noes!!
fanks Mr. Fleep
*waitin pashuntleeeeeee for teh prize*
whistlin an toe tappin
wut? yew noticed that the prize hadunt arrived? wut is yew, perpsi … purpsi… perspic … gud at noticing things or something?
.
acshually, we has this Sir Tificat to the TyBootik fer teh bobble-headed kitteh of yer choice … whichever wun you notices that strikes yer fancy. Congarashumalshuns to jamamkitty!!
dats me………….misnoticed!! fanks, yew wants tew trade for teh kenji johjima bobblehead? in fact, yew can has it……deh mariners forgot how to plai baisball dis yer…
fanks fr teh Sir Tifficat!! ai will treshur it always…….. or as long as i remember ai has it!!
hmmmm.
how does cweenmj doo dat comfetties?
jus luk 4 wair seh has dunnit an copy and paste and paste and paste…….. berry easy
ob course our new rap singer…….. J-PAQ, will tell yew dat it is cawld “kweenfetti”
Oar using deh karackter map adn copy and paste adn paste adn paste:
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sry CMJ ai spelt it rong (imagin dat!!)
itz Cweenfetti
ginger snaps (to keeps up our N R G)
hat & apron combo wich sez “Kiss teh Chef”
ice for teh cooler
J…
dang. i haz got to merember to refreshsh befoar i post.
*hands mary O’ a wet wipe*
snerk-
Fanks!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1179094
Datz fantatastikul lolpik, jmk! U iz awn uh roal wif da grate piks 4 disheer hawludai. Keapz em kummin
ai saved up a few 4 dis berry speshul ocay……occai……. eh day!! hopes yew enjoy.
teh soldier was a remake ob an original……….but sew sweeeeeeeeet!!!
JCH4k – az ai wud soo laik to com to this wunnderful Bar Bee Que
Ketchup – fur the hawt dawg
Lawn John – fur yur riding pleshur!!
M. . .
ummm … *digs toe in dirt* …. we alreddy found the mower and thot it wuz a zamboni (see upt teh thred a bit). We has been usin it for rides up and down the lawn.
But
*brightens*
we has just been waiting fer yew to re-turn to get the party started. Igor is being teh bartender, and most of yer good wineglasses are still fine, and we found lot of good stuf to nom …
heee- most of teh wine glasses r ok. wotz dat song teh dwraves sing at the hobbitses house?
oh, ai remembers that wun. sumfing like
.
bend teh knives
and break the plates
thatz wut bilbo baggins hates …
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but lawts more
heeeeeeer yew goes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gv1qnPAiSI
{{{{{{Phillipe an Ebbreebuddee}}}}}
Ai ar so happee yoo ar heer taht yoo can ride it up an down teh lawn – an awn teh path out bak – an the kissey-krossee paths, too
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an yoo can pik awl teh wyld asperrygus yoo want – an we can frow it awn the girll1
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an ai see yoo fouwn teh gud crystal – just a liddle bit ov glass heer an there. But itz MUCH moar fun to drink frum teh crystal tahn teh ickee paypurr cups! Sao ai dont care!
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Did yoo find mai canned plums in teh baysement? Heer. Trai sum. They are reelee deellishus!
An nao, helas, ai must leeve this lufflee partee. PLeez doo keep awn having the fun.
An if enebuddee can get Big John started, yoo can hook him up to teh sone boat an taek ebreebuddee fur rides!
*sniff* ai reelee haeets to go – but ai must!!
Au revoir!! Auf Weidersehen! Farewell! Adieu! Arivederci!
oh yummy, JCH4K!!!1!!1!11 I *lubs* frosh asperrygus, an speshully awn teh girlle!
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I alzo lieks to mow lawns sumtiems, but 2dai I fink I will jes sit awn teh porch in teh comfee chare an watch teh goingks awn wile sipping sum bery gud margarita!
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Gots rume fer wun moar PB2K?
I bring a fresh picher ob margyritas an sum hoam made from skratch burgerz
let’s keep this parteeeeeee goin!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlWqW6fSYc
*skootches ober awn teh porch swing*
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c’mon Tidmum, dere’s lawts ov rum awn the porch swing, an a tabul wehre yoo kan set teh margyritas! I fink Phillipe iz running teh grille – teh burger sownds yummy!!!
*whispers*
pssst, Mary O — yew might wanna watch it wif that tray that Igor has. You knows teh inishuls BBQ for barbeque? everybuddy duz. Yew know teh inishuls “WTFBBQ” that yew sees on teh intertubes sumtimes? Sum say … and they cud be right … that that acro… acnory… akrom … initial thingy started one time when Igor came to a barbeque potluck. Ai’m just sayin.
Um….ai’m nawt dat hongree NEmore. No, wate, ai is vegymatariun. No, wate, ai onlee eats teh desserts. Ai can has cheezcaek? Anna martoonie?
Igor shuffulz ober wif a cheezcaek looking substance dat he pulled out of hims pokkets.
offurs it to marooniee…
Hmm… ai has nebber seen grey cheezcaek before …
a desertarian! ai has never encountered this ideer before. do want!!
Prof. d’Beaker,
dat ’splanashun for the use of “bbq” as an amplifier is teh win!!1!
i aer still gigloling.
here, has sum pecan pralines-made from an old famblee resipee.
i saved sum on teh sly from teh irl bbq ‘ere at teh casa0′Spockn.
guranteed to giv you a shugar rush, and is part of a well balanced diet for the health conscious dessertarian.
just maek shure you getz yr dayly rekwiremints of choklate for teh Auntie Oksidints.
*raises one eyebrow*
*looks around to see where Igor is…*
*wispers*
wot do you think doze fings aer dat he brotted?!!?
i fink he muttred sumfin about how he herd i admirededed hims branes, adn fot i mite like…
*ahem*
ohai, Igor!
ohai Igor … yew knows, Igor is reely better at teh kemistry than at the cooking. Maybe he cud help out wif teh making of martoonis, margaritas, mango daikaries, melons injected wif vodka (he’z good at the injections, too), and such like.
*looks relieved*
*sendz look of thnx to Pd’B behind Igor’s bak*
oh, yes, Igor. Plz to be teh bartender?
Seize wot chew kin dew wif dish…
*passes ober teh unopened botlol of Pisco*
thinx to self nao wot am i gonna do wif dat tray o’ ‘fud’ Igor brotted?”
oh, look … teh tray is still there, but the fud seems to have wandereded off. hmmm.
wandured off??!
izzit time fur the 3 legged race, possum divishun?
*luks keerfully at the box o’ possumz*
aer dey lukkin a lil queezy to you?
ooooooooh ooooooooh race? did yew sai race? dis lil red hedded kittlin wants tew race!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1205813
dis wun kinda reminded me ob mais oui……………. weh herz wus liddel kittlin
aww. it’z pawsibul!
the red glow ob rascallyness
rascallyness?! moi?!?
({{{{{rascallee Merree OH!!}}}}
Tahnk yoo SOOOO much fur teh Barbee Q! Teh fuds (moast ov tehem eneway ) were the yum!! Ai fugotted to tell yoo where the croquet sets an teh hoarse shoo gaymes were!
But ebreewun seemed to hav a gud tiem. An Phillipe reelee knows hao to put thigns awn the girllee, duznt’t he? Tee Hee! NO!! LOL! An ai wuz so glad the possums cud come, too. Ai think they rillee liekd teh fuds taht Igor browt!
It wuz bai FAR teh best BBQ ai hav had in a wile!
ebbrywun lubbed teh ridez on teh zamboni…………. hows teh yard luk? ai dont fink innywun wuz dribin undertehinfluins
oh JCH4K, AKA J-Pak teh rapper, how iz yer bebbeh? still in teh horspitail?
O hai, jamamakitty!! An thank YOO fur awl teh grate LOLpics yoo browt today!
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An teh yard? Ai think in awl teh eggsitemint, tehy awl furgot to lower the mowere into teh cutting posishun! Teh grass – it is getting teh long!!
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An it’s mai muvver in teh horspital (nawt bebbeh) an ai think sheez doing bedder.
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An LOL!! ai wuz wundering hao ai suddenelee gort to be a rapper!!
yer noo nitshuls reminded me of tupac, so ai fort J-pak cud be a rapper tooo….guess yew had tew be dair (in my mind)
Nooo, donut gib teh vodka to teh melons. Gib teh vodka to meee!!!
Ai lieks ginja whine wiv melon, don liek vodka a tall
we only loans it to them. then we noms them. it awl wurks out in the end.
diz teh nowt secund tyme ai ebber heerd ov allkeyhol injekted mellunz……sundz deeeeeevine!!….haz NE wun ebber dun dat IRL ?….alsew sundz berry plawsabul……hummmmmm
*wandurz owf pondurin differmint fingz to injek wiff allkeyhol*
stop at teh farmacee in teh safeways an tellz em yew has teh likwid medsin tew gibs yer kittlin……… tey will gibs yew teh plastic dat yew skwirtz teh medsin down teh froats…….. oh here is teh werd aim lukkin 4…….. sringe
den yew can advans tew teh terkey baster!!!
Get teh waddermellon, make a tinee slit in it, push in a small funnel
and den pour in the Wodka.Keep toppin up til it can take no moar. Chill. slice an ENJOI!!!!!!-nawt to be drivin after eetin sum I finkso
Jamie Oliver-teh chef-makes it.
1 large ripe watermelon
1 bottle of vodka
What to do: cut a hole in the top of the melon, wide & deep enough to wedge in a funnel tightly. Pour some vodka into the melon through the funnel: leave to sit for a day, then top up. Do this for a few days, keeping the melon chilled all the while until it is saturated with drink.
slice, serve and grin.
dis is from Jamie Olivers cookbook
*hic hic hic
Sounds yummee AND teh *hic hic hic*
wow, frum teh terkeeeee baster tew teh funnel!! nao we’re gettin sumwair!!!
oar, alturnatibly, taek one SJ / Martoonie, an wun bottul ob vodka. Put fullel in SJ/ Martoonie’s mowf. Pour boddle ob vodka down funnel. Teh turkey baster – um, no commint.
Um, dat’d be funnel. Nawt fullel. My typing perfishhuncy, let me nawt sho u it.
an how’s teh terkeeee baster werkin 4 yew?
Its nawt rilly barbie queueueue wevver heer in TTI, is mor snugglin awn teh sofah wiv teh kittehs an teh choklits an teh martoonees! An JCH400000000K IS heer – the Sownd ob Myoosik is awn teh teebee an she’s a ekstrah in a cubble ob seens!
It is comp…copul….colpum…teh LOR to sho teh S ob M or teh Grate Skayb awn teebee in TTI awn to Ban Kollydais!
Awl togedder nao:
Clym evre mowtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
For devree streem
Follo ebbree raynboooooooooooooo
Until yu fyn yur dreeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!!
Ohai Ambercat!!!
How bowt,
Teh hilllllz r aliev
Wiv teh sownd ob myoooosik
Naaah.
Um.
Doe, a deer, a feemayle deer…
Naaah.
K. I liekd urs bedderer!
Ray, a drawpobgoldensuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Me, a naym Ai cawl maisef
Far, a lawnglawnglawnglawng wai to ruuuuuuuuuuuuun
Sew, a neegulpullinfreeeeeeed
Lah! A noet to follo sew
Tea, a drink wiv jamanbred (an biscotti)
Taht’ll brin gus bak to
D’oh!
The hills R aliiiiiiiv – gedintehcar!!!
*snerk* Ware I livs, no hillz! Sew, wen ur hillz r aliiiiv, com onna mai howse!
Aer yoo gonna gib mii kandee?
or an apple an a plum an a apricot, mebbe?
I gotz a rok…
ooooooooh wucha gunna dew wit dat rok? is it perdy?
Noe, datz wat wuz n mai trikeetreet bag, jess liek Charlee Brown:
altosinger: “I gotz sum kandee”
PB2K: “I gotz 2 frootz”
Aahz” “I gotz a rok…”
O, dat myndz me — I gotza pitcher 4 U dat I needz 2 uplowd. Itz wun uv mai boiz emmyfists — da wun wif free hedz. I hasta goe naow, but I b bak sune.
mai lak ob tribia…………. let me nawt shoes yew it
Hay jamamakitty, smammie, n gmawairzgreneshuz — I gotz doze pitchers uv da emmyfist uplowdid 4yawl. Lukz at mai prowfyl n c em.
C I toald u … I gotz a rok…
*wisspurrs* ai haz no wait to luk at yer profyle
Yes. ai, too, wud laik to luk at yur profyle! But – where izzit???
ZF, luks liek yoo an ai aer teh oanliess wunz hoo kno dat sawng! Rosemary Clooney—Jorjes auntee!!
*whispurrs* pssst – altosinger, I knos teh sawng – I lubs Rosemary Clooney! Did I gits teh line rong (entirelee possibul)??
Noes, yoo gottit rite—ai forgotted it!!! Doan mine mee—sumtiemz ai’d foargit mai hed iffn itt wuzzn’t fassened awn!
mii, too! Mai Daddehkitteh usedta say bowt me ” if her hed wuznt attached to her nek, she’d luse it ober half teh tiem!”
Hie on a hill stuud a loan lee go terd.
Lay dee oh deh lay dee oh deh lay hee hoo. . .
Fokes inna town taht was kwite remoterd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and cleer form teh goterd’s throterd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ai has nebber seen teh Sound ob Moosic. An ai is nawt about to start now. Eben tho’ teh wevver is atrowshus (ai no is bank hollyday, shuddn’t be surprised). Donot know why we has teh bank hollyday, awltho is Mr Martoonie’s birfday tomorrow but ai wud be surprised if dey gave teh hole of TTI teh day awf just for dat.
Butt… ai herd dere wuz nuns innit. *shuddr*
yah, but tehse nuns kno kewl fings – liek hao to dismantel enguns ov cars!
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(an how to solve a problem like Maria)
i lubs it when teh nun disabuls the nazi veehikul…
PB2K, are you hoem???
dis was PB2K inna horspital
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Mais Oui, Mais Oui! I gettid hoam on Caturdai affernoon, an am enjoing mushlee mai own bed an teh kittehs!
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i’z moastlee restink an taeking it eezy. Teh kittehs ar teeching mii hao to sleep a lots
yayayayayayaaaaaaaaay!! happitayl dans, dans ,dans!
ahhhhh~ sleepies in yr own bed- luzureeous, eh?
Anom! teh moast wunnerful fing, to sleep in mai own bed!
(& fanks fer teh happitayl dans!)
Ar yoo hongree yet? Mais bee Mais Oui cud bring yoo sum ov those yummee things taht Igor browt? Wud yoo laik sum? Doo yoo laik grey fud?
Maybee lots ov ketchup wud maek it luk gud!!
yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
but mebbee innyfing luks gud after horspitul fuds?
Mebbee Igor goed to teh Culinary Institue fer Horspitals an Odder institutions?
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Mai appetite hasn’t complettellee comed bak yet, an finking ov Igor fuds duznt help.
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I can haz bery hawt or bery cold fings? teh asperrygus fresh orf teh girlle wuld be wunnerful!! Fanks!!!
dat sounz gud tew me toooooooooo, wit teh garlic onnit?
ohai pb2k. We sendz Igor off to the bar, where he mixes teh steaming chemicals into JPAQC’s best stemware. He’s good at that.
In the meantime, we has the grill fired up.
grilled sparrowgrass, wif sum olivoyl and garlic on it …
sum of those lawng skinny eggplants, sliced teh longways and grilled until itz all tender inside. wut the heck, we’ll brush some oliveoyl on them too.
wut else wud be good?
yew feels up to meat? or prefers teh veggies? or teh fish?
since we has raided Janet’s fridge, there is no end to wut we can grill up for you !!
fanks muchlee, Pd’B!!!
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I finks taht teh eggyplants an teh sparrygus sownd wunnderful (speshully cuz I culdn’t hab fresh veggies in the horspital wile mai counts were so low).
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I needz teh protein, an lubs bbq ribs hawt orf teh grille. Duz we haz ribs abaleabull? Iffn nawt, is okay. A gud brat sownds bery gud, too!
That sizzling sound yew heers is some sozziges sizzling on the grill (sum sweet, sum hawt). They is right next to a couple of racks of ribs that we found in JPAQC’s fridge.
*hey no grabbypaws — those is for pb2k*
they has been brushed wif sum BBQ sawce and are cooking slooooowly to develop the maximum flavur and tenderness. They are almost ready, just bring yer plate over and have sum of each. Proteen, we has it.
ai’m on mai way ……….. nommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ohai Pb2K – so happitail u is home!! Is awlways bedder to be in ur own bed. Wishin u well.
*psssssssst* JPAQC- i don’t fink we shud be offerin any of dose, erm, delikaseas to ennybodee. I fink teh possomz gotted queezy wen dey et one dat wuz wawkin dat way.
if itz making teh possumz sik…well…
dang. tawt ai wuz de olny preson whud nawt ceed dat moobee.
Haa, hoe, lady oldle lee hoe
Haa, hoe, lady oldle lay
haa, hoe, lady oldle lee hoe,
Lady oldle lee hoe lay!
Sew lawng, fayrwayl, awfveedrzayn, adyoo
Adyoo, adyoo, 2 U n U n U.
*♪ da deedee da dee da dee da ♪*
*♪ da deedee da dee dooooo ♪*
Teh suuun
Haz gaaaawn
Tew bed an sew muss ai-ai
♬
guddddddddd niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
♪
in harmoneeees, pianisisisisisisisimoe
♫good niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite♫
an heeeer her is rehersin!!!
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OH Hia Amburcat…..iz alsew nowt cuuk owt dorz weaffur heer in …ahem ..”.Sonny Callyfournua”….iz nowt sew sonny akshually…..we saw it yestermaday , but iz hidin agin today…..gess it figgurez it’ll bee berry buzzy diz summur….sew is restin uwp fur teh hard werk ahed….
naawt in teh wild wet warshington stait eider………… imagine dat!!!
Memember, Jamama—yoor sied iz “Teh Wett Syde”—ai’m awn ‘Teh Drai Syde”, an we getz LAWTZ ob sunn. Moas ob teh time, ennyway. Itz bin a coald, wett, wyndee spryng, an tehre woan be mush inn teh wai ob cherrees dis yeer. Tew menny hard frawstz.
Nawt badd tewdai, doh—in-n-owt sunshyne an in the 60′z an 70′z.
ais ben tew yakimama mini tymes….. went tew White Swan wair ai lerned to dribe a truk……. ai still prefers teh green side. wen we has our infrekwent dry spells (mini draughts) ai miss teh smells ob teh rains.
so vereee tru!!
Yooshyoolee wile tehy are eetin!
Or wen tehy has gests!
jus befor bed tym!
Conga ratshoelzzy to nawt sekond! *twidelydoodlydanz* bot nawt to danz in teh harrballz on teh livingrom catpet.
Veggey kitteh is nommin’ it up!
Dis iz a perticu…particle…pirtickle… speshullly gud foto, innit?
NOM!
(dayr ar taimz wen teh simpulest kapshun stil werkz.)
yea, butt iz kno cheezburger…
Reezunabul substitoot fr lettus in a pinch tho.
hahahha SO true.
Teh Grass …It hus ah Flavur!!
Theez r yummy
Speshully wif a l’il mustard
Duz taht mayk tehm Musstard grenez?
Kitteh here hoomans tawkin bout “grass and weed”, desidud to ’speremint wif.
Kitteh iys nomming grasses jes liek a Billie Goaut;
(Wen Ai wuz a liddel kitteh, sumeboddee tole me taht Billie Goautses eeted ebbereefing, ebben tin-kans; Ai beleeved iyt becuz Ai wuz veree smaull;
Cudn’t unnerstaynd haow tehy cud du iyt!!!!!)
Mebbee synce kitteh grazes awn grasses, teh tin-kans bees nexxt;
Gess teh whol pantree ov kanned guuds iyn hers howse bees nawt saife enny moar!!!!!
Kitteh habz Urrrpee
Tummeh. Needz sum ruffijj 2
halp muuv feengz allawngz
Mebbee Kitteh shoodz
dreenkz moar watturr wenz dyneeng
awn dry Crunchee Fud?
Dawgee tuukz Kitteh’z
Skweekeez Toy. Naow Kitteh plawtz
deelishuss reebenjj!
Jack.
It r jeenyus
Dis kitteh speekz troof! Hez will pukez inda lifing roomz ltr!
ackshully, will bee eggzacktly sebbn minnits an forteen sekunds. Dis Ai noes becuz Ai timeded it wunce.
pleh.
grass haz a flavr. it iz bad.
bolemic cat is bolemic
y do u finks dey callz it dope?!