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kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… mamarosa on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Dat stoopy camul haz nuffin awn me !
Nys 1 salleh! N U gotz da nawt sekkund! Dis ur nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund?
corm cat shoe laces, Salleh! wat wud yew liek for dans an drinkies? Ai can has memorial day cheezburgrz? nom nom nom nom nom
iss coolness next tew godliness?
probly. Axe CC
only in addledescents n mid-life crises
Ai hope iz ok to put drinkie ressipy heer? Ai ‘pollergize if not, but iz tastee:
Wun kold too-leeter uv club soda
Wun botl Stoli blooberi fresh frum freezr
Wun thingie uv Minnit Mayd frozn lemminayd consentrayt
Mix gentli. Drink wif care – goez down lyk… well, lyk lemminayd.
Lemminayd werring boxing gluvs wif horshooz hiddin innem.
is berry okay for yew to post ressipy heer!!! Ai cannot drink eet, becaws ai am teh nawt twenty wun yet, but the udder cheezpeeps will appreesh ee ate it qwite a lawt!
huh? reely? (the nawt twentywun part). yew always seem moar matyoor than yer yeers, ai guess. cuz matyoority is so rampant out here. snert.
(but you is abuve the legal age fer dansing, yes?)
wate – dere’s an age limut fer dansing??? oh deer. Gud fing I’z old, den.
er……uhm ……psst…..Phillipe? hav yew maybe considurded dat ….maybee wee ( uz owlder wuns dat iz) ar jest nawt awl dat matur owrselvz???? iz nowt wunz liek gascat an Kaffleentehnawtfurst…ar akshually jest liek odderz der ajj, iz uz hoo ar chileliek ????
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ai jest sayin !!!
wut, salleh? is yew implying that there is immachoority here on ICHC?
The next thing yew knows, yew will be saying that there is rampant grammacatical incorrectnesses as well. imp pawsable!
yep…dat’z wat ai iz implin…..(alsew….umproppur usess ov dotz…….*snert*)
Use allah dots yew want, der canna be too meny dots, I usta had a dots prollem an I got ober it wid sum tuff luvv from der lolfrenz. Yo can dot till yo drop!
Nao DAT sownds bedderer.
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Hay, guise, wif teh rampnt ADD-erz combyned wif baybee-boomer-aitis—we’llNEBBER groe upp!!!
It iz nawt cumpulseree tu groze up. sownz liek kwite a menny ub uz iz owld az da hilz, huh? 1950s shuze nd baving capz. jiturbugz enny buddee?
ummm—– weiz gotz fishykitteh two…. shez beez 12…. iz mostli lurkin rite noa but shuld be bak soon….
momcat (muc older den 21… butz still nawt mature!)
fanks, PdB! yew makes me feel teh speshul.
Oh relee? ai kwit da drinkzing wen ai trun 21. wuz nawt az muxh fun n e moar. Dat resipy sownz gud but ai noze it wud nok me awn mai as.
mai frendsies drink, but ai has nebbar reely felt lyke it. Ai asoom ai will wen ai am 21, but prolly nawt lawts. mai momcat has low tolerance for alcyhol and ai suspect ai have inherited it. especially cuz ai am rather tiny ai fink it wud onlee taek two drinkees to turn me into a schwastee face. wasted KTNF, probably humorous, but nawt sew great for my social life, ai suspekt.
Boxin gluvz wif hoarshooz innem? Sowndz sorta liek da reeakshun frum uh Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster: itz liek havin ur hed smakt wif a limmin peal rapt rownd uh larj gowld brik.
Da Hitch-hykurz Gyde 2 da Galiksee sez ware u kin gitz da best PGGB, haow much itll cawst, n da lowkul vawlintear groopz dat kin hep wif ur rikuvvree afturwerdz.
Fanky 4 da ressipy — I mite yooz dat wun
Ohai, salleh, ai se awn preevus fred yu sai bowt sunny Calif. Wair ar yu? Sun is owt in san jose naow wif breeze nd cumulus. wuz berry smoaky heer Fried eg nd Caturday. “Summit ” fire strats abowt 6 meilz from heer az burd flyz. abowt 25 miels bai rode.
FYRE !!???? oh noes !!!!….ai is in Emeryville….jest a few mielz up teh rode frum yew…..an ai werkz in San Rafael…an fer miny yeerz ( in teh 70s an eerly to mid 80z) ai libbed up in teh Sonoma Valley…..den gotted stuk in LA frfum 84 til lass yeer…..
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ai dunt hav a radeeo in my kar yet, an dont watches teh t &v at awl, sew ai nebber heerz teh noos….ai findz owt stuff heer an obber wiff teh cheezfrenz….
(mi detacheded lyfe ..let me shoo yew ) but der iz a fyre ???…dose ar teh big pleh, an skary tew !!.. yew arnt in NE dajer ar yew ???
yay, salleh, cormgratn ewe layshuns awn teh tawp spot! enny speshul songandans yu’d liek? Sumfink frum Kool an teh Gang, mebbe?
liek dis wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ
Oh Hai MOE !!! ai jest lubbed dat videeo…..an we can awl ware teh white shoos an dans, dans, dans ina lyne….wOOt !!
an iz akshually my secund nwt secund….an ai kant kwite beleeve it…..ai luuked at it den skrolled dwon an luuked at teh odder piccshures, awl cashual-liek, nowt ebben knotising dat der wer NO COMMINTS unner dat pikshure…..wat a maroon….
an commed bak to reed teh commintz an der waz NO commintz der !!! hee hee….*blushes modesttestlly * sew ai maed wun…( a commint, dat iz )
dans dans dans foar salleh teh wondr kitteh!!!!!!
ai gesses ai haz tew ask…..but ai waz referin to “Joe Cool” teh Caamul ciggamarettes advurtz dat wer awn seberaul yeerz ago….prolly lowtz ov teh yunger ( sob ) peeplz nowt noes himz….an waz Mericun nowt noes ifn it waz awl rund teh whirld…..
ai noo whoo yew ment, salleh
sih…..mai agez it showz….. I new xactli whut u wuz talkin ’bout…. neber hab dun da smoki fing butz I awlwaiz liked the tiperillo wun- cgar, cgaret, tiperello? dat wun.
I danc da happi tail danc fur ur nawt second nawt second
hear b song fur u!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSaXpElX-Hc&feature=related
momcat
oh, ai likes the shoooos
{{{salleh}}} Menee best wishus an moast happee felicitayshuns awn yur splendid nawt second!
An – RELEELEE!! Hoo heer iz cooler tahn Salleh!!
An ai will put awn mai whyte buks an prittee them up wif this bunnee bag an dans fur yoo!
*dans dans dans dans dans*
(An iz there ENEbuddee heer hoo noes waht ai wuz just tawking about???? LOL!!
OH Hia Janet ( ov teh undeetgermunate numbur ov kittehz) …yes ai noes wat yer tawlkin about !!! dat lil bag maed ov sum kine ov sruff dat haz a perrmeeabul kwality, sew teh whyte powdur wood puff owt awl obber teh shooz wen yew bopped dem wiff it……”bukz wer maed ov swaed, an yew coont polishes dem…..
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ai onli had a cuupull ov dem, but az ai recawls,….ai mostly gotz teh whyte powdur awl obber ebberyfing besiedz teh shoos !!!
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mi eerli lak ov koordunashun….let mee sho yew !!!
wuz awlwaiz sumbuddee hoo did awn purrpus step awn doze wite shuz first dai yu wairz. Wuz nawt funnee aftur yu sabe yur munneez tu bai dem.
ai googloled it………..but ai weeeel let udders find out 4 dem selves
mai dad wore teh wite shues 4 ebber!!
dis wun preddy cool tew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5v8qvyPmg&feature=related
oh HAi jamamakitty…….OMG !!!! ai rilly lieked dat wun !!!…but affer awl, yew iz tawlkin about Gary Grant……wun ov teh mostest wunnerfullest menz ov awl tyme !!!…an dat klip iz puurfect…teh sowng waz puurfek an hooebber did dat,waz reely guud at cuttin teh klipz tew teh muusik…..
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Minded mee ov miny funnee an deeliteful mobbies dat Grant waz in….sigh….ai speshually lovved himz eerly wunz…teh B & Ws, wiff Kafferine Hepburn, an Carole Lombard, an hoo waz dat odder liddle cyute wun ….waz in seberul wiff himz…ah well ai’ll fink ov it lattur… (hint tew awl teh guud looker-up folkeses…she alsew played Cleopatra wen she waz berry yung…)…an waz berry guud wiff teh witty comm-bak..) iz lurkin der in kornur ov my mind …laffin at me…
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hah Ai gotz it….Claudette Colbert !!!! ta-da !…
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* staggurs owf tew rest affer HUJJJ brnae strane !!*
Woo hoo!!! AI dans, dans, dans n kik wif mai whiet shoos!
Fanks, Moe!
Debone-air
rebel
without awith four pawsRebel widda claws
FTW!!1!
So kool, I iz hawt.
ya rly
Mewst defnitly.
Ai’s a-leenin awna lampoest, at the kornah ob teh street, in cayse a sertin lidl kitteh coms bai. Oh me! Oh mai!
Oh, she be wunnerful, she be marvullus
She be fablus, she be bootiful
An anee-1 can unnerstand wai
Ai’s a-leenin awna lampoest, at the kornah ob teh street, in cayse a sertin lidl kitteh coms bai
Dis juss lyke mah newest interloper.-He Coooooooooooooool like dis
I called himz ‘Bonkers’ cuz him duzz teh hedbonks awn mah legzez an handies.
Tidmum, yew gotz teh noooo bebbeh? is dis teh nawt second yew menshun dat? duz himz fit in wit teh fambly?
Himz nawt mine-iz new kitteh on da blok.
. Wuz funneh-himz
He bissitid me awl weekend.Mah girlies don’t seem to mind him,dey nawt chased him orf like dey do ole Snotface.
He soo hansum.Jet blak an orinjy/yaller eyez. Big tomcat moonfayce developpin
i finkso he’s abowt a yeer old.
He layed amongst mah flower pots on teh pateeo wen teh rain wuz stopped,den him sneeked in teh kitchen an steeled Hazels fud
cat-flap magnet stuk to da dish an he tipped it awl ebreeware!!!! Hazel gabe him the *glare* fer taht!!
awwwwwwwwww yew maded me lol outloud!! an dat’s loud!!
*chasin orf old Snotface*
since we mobed teh mamakitty duzznt has mini naybor kittlins……. but wuns in awielllll der is a cyooot caleeco sittin onna fens inna bak between teh townhouses an her gets awl excited.
Dis boi bees cunfoosed I finkso-der be noo chance ob *romance* as mah girls be ‘done’. He prolly jess wants sum noo frenz.
Ole Snotface be a beast ob a boi. I lurves him but teh girls HATE him HARD
He sits onna shed rufe an waits fer me to gib hims skritches an schmoos.
Bonkers jess strolls rite on in lyke he owns da joynt!! Prolly cuz himz still a bebbeh, teh girls doan mynd.
ai saw her standin on the corner
a yellow ribbon in her hair…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQtYTWqCI
loookie there!!!
yakkity yak
WHEW !!!…..pant, pant, pant ….puff puff puff….ai jest manajided to pull mi selv awae frum utube……ifn it haddunt started tew hiccup awn me ai’d still be wandurin around obber der……..
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ai goes tew utube sumtymes, an getz teh losted !!!……wun soawng leedz to adduddur , den annuddur …an sew awn an sew fourth…..til ai luukz uwp an whoopz daze iz gowne !!….an datz jest teh muusik partz…..dwont ebben tawlk about ifn ai getz awn a “luukin at teh cyooot aminalz ” kik, oar ….surfin oar sailin….(hav yew ebber seed teh stuff dey hav awn der showwin a guy wadderskiin behine a 50 feets lowng hydrofoyl trimaran …dat SAYLES 50 mph ????? yew will drop yer jaw !!)
. den der’z dans, dans, danz ing, an folky moosik, an ice skatin, an moar dansing…wOOt….an Gilburt an Sullyvan….
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ai waz luki to getz away !!!
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ai’ll jest go an ress ina cowrner noaw….NE wun haz a nise cheezburgur dey kant eet ????
weee gots lotsa cheezburgurs!! how mini yew wants? ai gets hungreeees wen ai goes down the yooooooootuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbb rabbit hole tew!! is teh fun. yew can tyme trabbel!!!
oh, salleh, yu mus be plum tukurd owt frum dat. sumtiemz ai goze ober dere but nawt tu muxh. Moastlee wen sumwun linkz wun heer. Stil doan noze haow tu du.
how tew dew wat ???? goes obber tew utube jest to see fingz frum yer own past an innturrestss?? oar how to setz uwp a linkie ?????.
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ai dew teh linky fing teh hard way……( dat NOAWT teh onlui fing ai dew teh hard way eedder !!…ah hem) eeek dat sonded durty…noawt meen dat…dat way….ai meenz ai offn dont dew fingz liek odder peeplz…ifn ai figgures it oawt myslev….iz offun noawt teh eesy way….sigh).
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bak to teh linky…ai haz tew getz owt a pen an pappur an writtes dwon teh munburz an letturz at teh towp ov mi ‘putur sceeem, berrrrrrry kaerfulli…wun liddle misstaek an poof yer losteded…an nowt showz up an yew getz emmbarrrasseded…..odder peeplz noes how tew “cut an paste” ai kan dew dat IRL, jest nowt awn puturs…..
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but tew enjoi utube by yerselv….jest go tew youtube.com….an yer ggudd to roam around…..type ina bokx uwp at teh towp….wattebber yer liddle harts desire iz….ole sowng yew liek …wattebber.. an hit “seerch” an ofn yew goes !!
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iz lowat ov fun….an wun idear leedz tew teh nexxt…..reely iz kina liek surfin !!!
{{{{{salleh}}}}}} yis, ai ment tu maik da linkee. nd da wai yu du it da harad wai wud problee be wut ai wud du tu. cut nd paste awlwaiz semez a bit tu majikal wair it goze nd wil it cum bak wair yu wantz. ai hab hole menny ub toolbarz nd hab a button fur utube rite dere so can go lukking eezlee enuf just wut cumz up nd clik awn sumfing els dat lukz fun. hab nawt traid tu fined sumfing spasifik. Aslo tu send frum owr fred tu sumwun els. problee wurkz da saim. Ai mene liek wen ai aks abowt $100 towl nd Janet(?) sendz me link tu dat pikshur wair it wuz strated (hmph) Dat wuz wun ub da funnest. up to da lebul ub rotflltipmp (mite nawt be rite)
oh salleh……….yew akshully rites down teh URL?? hilite teh text in teh address bar, just teh rite clik onnit an copy, ten goes into the commint box an rite clik paste……… den ai bax up ober teh http fing an jus puts teh www infront odderwize fr sum reesun teh weirdpress takes 4 ebber to post it…
ai can’t find dem notes tew sabe mai life!!!
{{{{{jamamamama}}}}}} Fankz frum me tu awn haow tu maik linkzingz. Iz stil a lepe ub fayth but wil trai it sune.
oh yippee……… yew nebber noes who reads wut awn here!! shoes us teh progress
heeeer iz anudder leep of faiffffff – shud haz noooo pikshur of mamakitty
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/spnew/view/82a4?i=803
wai duz teh weirdpress eats teh commintz sumtimes? iffn dis werks iz pikshur of mamakitty
groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/spnew/view/82a4?i=803
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/spnew/view/82a4?i=803:D
Donut furrgit to type in teh three double yoos an dot – tehn comes up so awl yoo has to do is klick awn it.
I maded sum frum skratch fur din dins. Dem wuz nommy
Heer yoo ar salleh-yoo can haz teh lass wun-It’s deelishuss
sry Salleh, din’t noes wuz last wun……….. gud fing ai din’t eeet it. den ai wud haf tew say………… tidmum maded yew a burger but ai eeted it!!!
oh fankz yew guise……ai haz been yurnin fer a reely guud burgur four miny miny lowang tymes naow…..
nao i’m rilly rilly glad ai dint eeeted it be4 yew cud
S’all rite jamamakitty. I juss maded sum moar whyle mah inneertoob signal wuz gorn.
Tehre bees plennee fur ebreewun an I maded teh garlik mayo an tomayter rellish.
Nommage!!!
*Hands jamamakitty a ‘botham burger’* -is shayped lyke a crikkit ball an Ian botham iz a lejend in TTI
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Botham Burger
Recipe courtesy Jamie Oliver
Show: The Naked Chef
Episode: Birthday Barbeque
2 pounds minced beef, preferably organic
2 medium red onions, finely chopped
2 eggs
1 to 2 handfuls fresh bread crumbs
1 tablespoon coriander seeds, crushed
1 small pinch cumin seeds, crushed
1 heaped teaspoon Dijon mustard
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Mix and scrunch all the ingredients together. Use the bread crumbs as required to bind and lighten the mixture. Divide into 4, then gently and lightly mold and pack each burger together into smallish cricket-ball-sized shapes. Place in the oven and roast for 25 minutes, which should leave the middle slightly pink and the outside nice and crispy. Serve with a griddled bun, a little salad, some gherkins, tomato salsa, a pint of Guinness and a bottle of Ketchup. Howzat!
The good thing about burgers is you can make them thin and big, fat and big, or even turn them into meatballs. In the early days of Cricketers, the pub where I grew up, I remember my dad used to serve a whopping great burger the size of a cricket-ball topped with a huge amount of Cheddar cheese and homemade tomato relish. He very classily called it the Botham burger.
That’s what I love about Essex boys’ sheer taste. Feel free to add extra spices if that’s what takes your fancy, but here’s a really solid basic beefburger recipe. I never thought when I became a chef that I would come back round to respecting the famous beefburger. Unfortunately it hasn’t been on the pub’s menu for about 10 years, what a shame. This might change Dad’s mind.
ai had tew laff……….din’t eben finish yer post yet……… my boss last name is Botham…….. LOL
TM, havz u sed b4 taht u wuz a shef? MaiB Ai mist it. Naow wii noes haow u awlwais tihnk ub sush gud noms!
I sented a ressipee but weerd press eetid it .Grrrrrrrrrrrr….
Hab anudder burger-I maded a fresh batch.
Nommage!!!!
dey sounds sew gud an nawt makes deh greecy spotty mess onna stove!!! fanks
Standing awn teh korner
waching awl teh gurls
waching awl teh gurls go bye
Brothah yoo kan’t fink ob a bedder oppucayshun
Comin tew dat–
Nieder kan ai—
Dan Standin awn teh coarner
Wwwatchin awl teh gurlz,
Wwwatchin awl teh gurlz,
Wwwatchin awl teh gurlz
Go bye!
Ai strat colij dat yeer. mai owld aje , let me sho yu it.
From the 50’s musical, The Most Happy Fella FTW!
Nobuddy wotchin, rite? I can pottee heer?
ai gotta go noowwwwwww!!!
♪♫♪♫ Stayndyng onna kourner, wautchin awl teh gurls goes bye ♪♫♪♫♫
♪♫♪♫♫♫ Stayndyng onna kourner, unnerneeth teh spryngtiem skiey ♪♫♪♫♫♫♫
Woooo Hooooo, Kitteh beez wun Kool Kat!!!!!!!!!
Humbl kweschin: how duz ai get mewsickle notez like dat to sho up?
oooh!!! lessin thyme!!!!
*pays rapt attenshun*
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(hoo is ‘rapt’ adn y duz he wanna be pay in ‘tenshun? dat’s weerd)
Hed-desk (kerplunk)!
OK; Ai ar a pyooter ignoramus, butt heer goez;
Furst, yuu press ’start’ at teh bouddum left ov yuur screeen;
tehn yuu geyts tuu a menu; klik awn ‘Character Map’;
Onna Character Map, yuu sea lottsa choices: scroll onna rite side until yuu
reech teh musical notes (taikes awhil, becuz dere ar lottsa characters);
Klik awn musical notes (az menny az yuu wunts); tehn klik awn ’select’;
tehn klik awn ‘copy’; tehn awn ‘edit’ at top left ov yuur screen;
tehn teh notes appear at teh last playse yuu left yuur cursor;
Ai rlly hoep tihs heylps yuu; Ai rlly wunted ‘notes’ and ‘hearts’ adn iyt tuuk me
Guud luuk!!! CKK
awhile tuu figger tihs aowt!!!!!!!!
There’s an otter way to do it too.
Ai waitz until sumbuddy clever like CKK posts a commint wif the musical notes. Then I copies and pastes them into my commints, like I knew how to do it all along.
*strolls away wistling*
♪♫♪♫♫♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♫
*cheeter cheeter pumkin eeter!!*
Nao why diddunt I fink ob dat? D’oh !!!!!!!!!
I jess lernded to do eet!! Wh00t Wh00t!!! AN copy an payste .Yeeehaaaaa!!
Yoo can teetch an old dawg noo trix!!!!
Noooo…is not cheeting. Iz “creatif problum solffing.”
wut gaggy saying dey has atwerk………”sharin best praktices”
Tehy usta sez tu me: ‘Team Spirit’; PLeh! Pleh! Aaaaack!!! Gag!!
let’s hack up sum hair balls togedder!!!
hack hack hack…………..urpppppppppppppp
Awl sew teh pleh iz “lernin Xperinense”.
O, Perfessor d’Beaker, yuu bees soe funnee adn dehbohnare az wel!!
*sob*….ai getz stuk at teh nowt sekkund step !!!! ai finded teh “start” fingy, but derz noe Menu wen ai clikz dat….noawt awn mi liss oiv fingz !!!.
I fownded it in accessories/system tools.
*Interrupt dis broadcast fer a teenayger to tell yoo how*
OHai,
Go Into Start/Accsessories; Then 2nd To Last Option (systen tools), Then Click On Character Map. The Notes Are Found In The Font “Arial” But You Can Change It If You Like
-This Is In Windows XP, I Don’t Know Whether It Is On Other Things, ie; Linux Or Earlier Microsoft Applications-
Hope This Helps
Kenna-x aka; angsty wun =]
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*we nao return to ur regularly shedyuled lols*
۞♫Ш¥®!!!! Charakturs, ai has dem!!!! Fank u tidmum an passing tea nayger fer ur teknicul nollidj! Nao, teh werld will be mine! Bwahahahahahaaaaa…..
*♫ Dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ♫*
karakterz: u iz wun!!
Yesh, Tidmum bees rite;
Tihs iys teh waiy Kafleen sed tu du iyt; Ai dyd iyt tihs wai untyl Ai fown teh tihs uvver waiy;
Duz nawt mattre haow yuu duz iyt; az laung az yuu can unnerstaynd iyt
adn iyt wurks foar yuu; wen Ai wuz tryeing tu lern tihs, Ai aksed mai husbin adn ebben HE din’t knoe haow tu du tihs; hims sez:
“Yuuz gunna skrew up teh pyuooter iyf yuu puts iyn musik notez adn hartz”
Ha, Ha!!! Ai din’t; pyuooter bees OK adn Ai haz mai ♥♥’s adn ♪♫♪♫’s
If yur cumpootur iz liek mien a shrtcut icon wil cum up so nekz tiem can clik drekle♥♪♫☺e. sabe abowt a nanosecund. Iz amaizing liddul skigle fingz tu plai wif. oops gotz dem ina rong plais. aim jus lurn dis tu.
Kitteh juss hangeengz
owtz. Prittee Gurl Kittehz willz
beez heer soon enuffz
Awllz t3h cummfurtz ubz
Hoam. Pawtz 2 skratch. Soyl 2 turnz
ifz dayr akksidentz
Hewminz 2 getz luntch
tyme Nomz frum shoodz Gurl Kittehz
deesydez nawtz 2 sho
Jack.
Wutta gui yuu ar, Jack!!!
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Testin 123 elebentee
I dood it!!! *wow*
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
0ǒŐØÔº¤0 Ohai, TM I gotz nawt da part ai wanted. fink Bonkerz iz gud naim fur nyew fren. yuzed tu watach soap opera wuz a cat naim Bonkerz. Sownz liek a hansum felo.
Ohai gmwgs
He iz a luffly boi.Onlee abowt a yeer old i fink. an berree frenly.
Himz gonna be a berree hansum boi wen he is growed up.
Nawt mennee cats rown heer,so dem noes to bissit me as I am teh cat lady ob teh area!!
awl ai sees is about 10 boxes and then sum single notes
Can skrol arown til yu se sumfing yu leik, select, den copy nd paste az menny tiemz as yu leik. Tiems new roman iz defalt nd haz notez, hart, nd frakshunz, degrease°°° nd awl kinez
Hmmmm, 10 boxes?? Duz yuu hav Windowes XP or sumefing eylse liek Mac?
Saime fing heppined tu me, tho….Yuu hasta skroll daown onna rite syde at
liddel baux, yuu knoes, liek yuu alwaise skroll?
Dere bees abowt elebentey differament characters; wen yuu geyts tu furst
Character Screen, doan fink dese bees awl dere are;
Ai founded the notez and hartz cloaser tu teh bauddum of skrollyng….
Rlly hoep yuu kans findes iyt; iyf nawt poast agen adn Ai oar mebbee sumeboddee moar nowlidjabul tahn me kan helpes yuu!! Guud luuk!!!
Yesh, Jamamakitty: Gma bees rite; yuu gotta copy adn paste,
(Doan fink Ai menshuned taht;
(Ai duz iyt at teh ‘Edit’ box, butt yuu duu iyt ware yuu wunt;)
no mac……….. izzat teh prololoem? lawts ob gud symblols, but no notes.
winders XP, ai haz it
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no notes…..
In deh character map making sure u b in deh Ariel font,
den scrolling down about 3/4 uv deh way. On deh bery
leftest will b deh heart ♥ adn rite next tew it b deh dimond
♦ adn den deh note ♪ and den deh pear uv notez ♫.
ai fink mus nawt be loaded on mai puter, oar yr notes wud show up… ai sees teh hart, nawt teh dimund oar teh pair ob notes…….. ai lukked an lukked……but ai wud be abbel to see it iffn wuz on here
Qwik, hooman comin! Akt nashural!
Mishun Impawsible Cat
plants hiddun mikerowfone
awesome!!!
i iz kewler den dis kitteh