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Dat stoopy camul haz nuffin awn me !
Nys 1 salleh! N U gotz da nawt sekkund! Dis ur nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund?
corm cat shoe laces, Salleh! wat wud yew liek for dans an drinkies? Ai can has memorial day cheezburgrz? nom nom nom nom nom
iss coolness next tew godliness?
probly. Axe CC
only in addledescents n mid-life crises
Ai hope iz ok to put drinkie ressipy heer? Ai ‘pollergize if not, but iz tastee:
Wun kold too-leeter uv club soda
Wun botl Stoli blooberi fresh frum freezr
Wun thingie uv Minnit Mayd frozn lemminayd consentrayt
Mix gentli. Drink wif care - goez down lyk… well, lyk lemminayd.
Lemminayd werring boxing gluvs wif horshooz hiddin innem.
is berry okay for yew to post ressipy heer!!! Ai cannot drink eet, becaws ai am teh nawt twenty wun yet, but the udder cheezpeeps will appreesh ee ate it qwite a lawt!
huh? reely? (the nawt twentywun part). yew always seem moar matyoor than yer yeers, ai guess. cuz matyoority is so rampant out here. snert.
(but you is abuve the legal age fer dansing, yes?)
wate - dere’s an age limut fer dansing??? oh deer. Gud fing I’z old, den.
er……uhm ……psst…..Phillipe? hav yew maybe considurded dat ….maybee wee ( uz owlder wuns dat iz) ar jest nawt awl dat matur owrselvz???? iz nowt wunz liek gascat an Kaffleentehnawtfurst…ar akshually jest liek odderz der ajj, iz uz hoo ar chileliek ????
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ai jest sayin !!!
wut, salleh? is yew implying that there is immachoority here on ICHC?
The next thing yew knows, yew will be saying that there is rampant grammacatical incorrectnesses as well. imp pawsable!
yep…dat’z wat ai iz implin…..(alsew….umproppur usess ov dotz…….*snert*)
Use allah dots yew want, der canna be too meny dots, I usta had a dots prollem an I got ober it wid sum tuff luvv from der lolfrenz. Yo can dot till yo drop!
Nao DAT sownds bedderer.
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Hay, guise, wif teh rampnt ADD-erz combyned wif baybee-boomer-aitis—we’llNEBBER groe upp!!!
It iz nawt cumpulseree tu groze up. sownz liek kwite a menny ub uz iz owld az da hilz, huh? 1950s shuze nd baving capz. jiturbugz enny buddee?
ummm—– weiz gotz fishykitteh two…. shez beez 12…. iz mostli lurkin rite noa but shuld be bak soon….
momcat (muc older den 21… butz still nawt mature!)
fanks, PdB! yew makes me feel teh speshul.
Oh relee? ai kwit da drinkzing wen ai trun 21. wuz nawt az muxh fun n e moar. Dat resipy sownz gud but ai noze it wud nok me awn mai as.
mai frendsies drink, but ai has nebbar reely felt lyke it. Ai asoom ai will wen ai am 21, but prolly nawt lawts. mai momcat has low tolerance for alcyhol and ai suspect ai have inherited it. especially cuz ai am rather tiny ai fink it wud onlee taek two drinkees to turn me into a schwastee face. wasted KTNF, probably humorous, but nawt sew great for my social life, ai suspekt.
Boxin gluvz wif hoarshooz innem? Sowndz sorta liek da reeakshun frum uh Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster: itz liek havin ur hed smakt wif a limmin peal rapt rownd uh larj gowld brik.
Da Hitch-hykurz Gyde 2 da Galiksee sez ware u kin gitz da best PGGB, haow much itll cawst, n da lowkul vawlintear groopz dat kin hep wif ur rikuvvree afturwerdz.
Fanky 4 da ressipy — I mite yooz dat wun
Ohai, salleh, ai se awn preevus fred yu sai bowt sunny Calif. Wair ar yu? Sun is owt in san jose naow wif breeze nd cumulus. wuz berry smoaky heer Fried eg nd Caturday. “Summit ” fire strats abowt 6 meilz from heer az burd flyz. abowt 25 miels bai rode.
FYRE !!???? oh noes !!!!….ai is in Emeryville….jest a few mielz up teh rode frum yew…..an ai werkz in San Rafael…an fer miny yeerz ( in teh 70s an eerly to mid 80z) ai libbed up in teh Sonoma Valley…..den gotted stuk in LA frfum 84 til lass yeer…..
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ai dunt hav a radeeo in my kar yet, an dont watches teh t &v at awl, sew ai nebber heerz teh noos….ai findz owt stuff heer an obber wiff teh cheezfrenz….
(mi detacheded lyfe ..let me shoo yew ) but der iz a fyre ???…dose ar teh big pleh, an skary tew !!.. yew arnt in NE dajer ar yew ???
yay, salleh, cormgratn ewe layshuns awn teh tawp spot! enny speshul songandans yu’d liek? Sumfink frum Kool an teh Gang, mebbe?
liek dis wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ
Oh Hai MOE !!! ai jest lubbed dat videeo…..an we can awl ware teh white shoos an dans, dans, dans ina lyne….wOOt !!
an iz akshually my secund nwt secund….an ai kant kwite beleeve it…..ai luuked at it den skrolled dwon an luuked at teh odder piccshures, awl cashual-liek, nowt ebben knotising dat der wer NO COMMINTS unner dat pikshure…..wat a maroon….
an commed bak to reed teh commintz an der waz NO commintz der !!! hee hee….*blushes modesttestlly * sew ai maed wun…( a commint, dat iz )
dans dans dans foar salleh teh wondr kitteh!!!!!!
ai gesses ai haz tew ask…..but ai waz referin to “Joe Cool” teh Caamul ciggamarettes advurtz dat wer awn seberaul yeerz ago….prolly lowtz ov teh yunger ( sob ) peeplz nowt noes himz….an waz Mericun nowt noes ifn it waz awl rund teh whirld…..
ai noo whoo yew ment, salleh
sih…..mai agez it showz….. I new xactli whut u wuz talkin ’bout…. neber hab dun da smoki fing butz I awlwaiz liked the tiperillo wun- cgar, cgaret, tiperello? dat wun.
I danc da happi tail danc fur ur nawt second nawt second
hear b song fur u!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSaXpElX-Hc&feature=related
momcat
oh, ai likes the shoooos
{{{salleh}}} Menee best wishus an moast happee felicitayshuns awn yur splendid nawt second!
An - RELEELEE!! Hoo heer iz cooler tahn Salleh!!
An ai will put awn mai whyte buks an prittee them up wif this bunnee bag an dans fur yoo!
*dans dans dans dans dans*
(An iz there ENEbuddee heer hoo noes waht ai wuz just tawking about???? LOL!!
OH Hia Janet ( ov teh undeetgermunate numbur ov kittehz) …yes ai noes wat yer tawlkin about !!! dat lil bag maed ov sum kine ov sruff dat haz a perrmeeabul kwality, sew teh whyte powdur wood puff owt awl obber teh shooz wen yew bopped dem wiff it……”bukz wer maed ov swaed, an yew coont polishes dem…..
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ai onli had a cuupull ov dem, but az ai recawls,….ai mostly gotz teh whyte powdur awl obber ebberyfing besiedz teh shoos !!!
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mi eerli lak ov koordunashun….let mee sho yew !!!
wuz awlwaiz sumbuddee hoo did awn purrpus step awn doze wite shuz first dai yu wairz. Wuz nawt funnee aftur yu sabe yur munneez tu bai dem.
ai googloled it………..but ai weeeel let udders find out 4 dem selves
mai dad wore teh wite shues 4 ebber!!
dis wun preddy cool tew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5v8qvyPmg&feature=related
oh HAi jamamakitty…….OMG !!!! ai rilly lieked dat wun !!!…but affer awl, yew iz tawlkin about Gary Grant……wun ov teh mostest wunnerfullest menz ov awl tyme !!!…an dat klip iz puurfect…teh sowng waz puurfek an hooebber did dat,waz reely guud at cuttin teh klipz tew teh muusik…..
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Minded mee ov miny funnee an deeliteful mobbies dat Grant waz in….sigh….ai speshually lovved himz eerly wunz…teh B & Ws, wiff Kafferine Hepburn, an Carole Lombard, an hoo waz dat odder liddle cyute wun ….waz in seberul wiff himz…ah well ai’ll fink ov it lattur… (hint tew awl teh guud looker-up folkeses…she alsew played Cleopatra wen she waz berry yung…)…an waz berry guud wiff teh witty comm-bak..) iz lurkin der in kornur ov my mind …laffin at me…
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hah Ai gotz it….Claudette Colbert !!!! ta-da !…
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* staggurs owf tew rest affer HUJJJ brnae strane !!*
Woo hoo!!! AI dans, dans, dans n kik wif mai whiet shoos!
Fanks, Moe!
Debone-air
rebel
without awith four pawsRebel widda claws
FTW!!1!
So kool, I iz hawt.
ya rly
Mewst defnitly.
Ai’s a-leenin awna lampoest, at the kornah ob teh street, in cayse a sertin lidl kitteh coms bai. Oh me! Oh mai!
Oh, she be wunnerful, she be marvullus
She be fablus, she be bootiful
An anee-1 can unnerstand wai
Ai’s a-leenin awna lampoest, at the kornah ob teh street, in cayse a sertin lidl kitteh coms bai
Dis juss lyke mah newest interloper.-He Coooooooooooooool like dis
I called himz ‘Bonkers’ cuz him duzz teh hedbonks awn mah legzez an handies.
Tidmum, yew gotz teh noooo bebbeh? is dis teh nawt second yew menshun dat? duz himz fit in wit teh fambly?
Himz nawt mine-iz new kitteh on da blok.
He bissitid me awl weekend.Mah girlies don’t seem to mind him,dey nawt chased him orf like dey do ole Snotface.
He soo hansum.Jet blak an orinjy/yaller eyez. Big tomcat moonfayce developpin
i finkso he’s abowt a yeer old.
He layed amongst mah flower pots on teh pateeo wen teh rain wuz stopped,den him sneeked in teh kitchen an steeled Hazels fud :shock:. Wuz funneh-himz
cat-flap magnet stuk to da dish an he tipped it awl ebreeware!!!! Hazel gabe him the *glare* fer taht!!
awwwwwwwwww yew maded me lol outloud!! an dat’s loud!!
*chasin orf old Snotface*
since we mobed teh mamakitty duzznt has mini naybor kittlins……. but wuns in awielllll der is a cyooot caleeco sittin onna fens inna bak between teh townhouses an her gets awl excited.
Dis boi bees cunfoosed I finkso-der be noo chance ob *romance* as mah girls be ‘done’. He prolly jess wants sum noo frenz.
Ole Snotface be a beast ob a boi. I lurves him but teh girls HATE him HARD
He sits onna shed rufe an waits fer me to gib hims skritches an schmoos.
Bonkers jess strolls rite on in lyke he owns da joynt!! Prolly cuz himz still a bebbeh, teh girls doan mynd.
ai saw her standin on the corner
a yellow ribbon in her hair…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQtYTWqCI
loookie there!!!
yakkity yak
WHEW !!!…..pant, pant, pant ….puff puff puff….ai jest manajided to pull mi selv awae frum utube……ifn it haddunt started tew hiccup awn me ai’d still be wandurin around obber der……..
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ai goes tew utube sumtymes, an getz teh losted !!!……wun soawng leedz to adduddur , den annuddur …an sew awn an sew fourth…..til ai luukz uwp an whoopz daze iz gowne !!….an datz jest teh muusik partz…..dwont ebben tawlk about ifn ai getz awn a “luukin at teh cyooot aminalz ” kik, oar ….surfin oar sailin….(hav yew ebber seed teh stuff dey hav awn der showwin a guy wadderskiin behine a 50 feets lowng hydrofoyl trimaran …dat SAYLES 50 mph ????? yew will drop yer jaw !!)
. den der’z dans, dans, danz ing, an folky moosik, an ice skatin, an moar dansing…wOOt….an Gilburt an Sullyvan….
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ai waz luki to getz away !!!
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ai’ll jest go an ress ina cowrner noaw….NE wun haz a nise cheezburgur dey kant eet ????
weee gots lotsa cheezburgurs!! how mini yew wants? ai gets hungreeees wen ai goes down the yooooooootuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbb rabbit hole tew!! is teh fun. yew can tyme trabbel!!!