aww comeon man!
aww comeon man! my mouf was opn and efrything!
plez dont fart in mai generl direkshun nex tiem.
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dat will leaf a nastee taste in mai mouf awl dai must do teefs
Conga ratshoe on nawt sekund. Maib smthing disfinsekting to get rid of nasty taste? an do swing danz to not mouf opn nest tajm.
shutup please
…dude…
omg iz ma lol! furst time on homepage! wootwoot!
Congratz, Shortii! Gud wun!
Sory!
bleeech early morning breff do not wawnt eever !!!1!
Don fink taht wus breff
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izzit jus yoo an mee Alex – where are averyone? Is there sumfing rooly gud on tellee?
hey!! yew furted in mai jenrul dyrexyun, dood!!11
mai mudder wus nawt a hamstur an mai fardur nebber smellt ov eldurberreez.
sew whutz dat abowt wif teh furtin???
didjew git summadem chewee fysh flvr treetz?? Dat duz it eberee tiem 4 mii!
Heehee!!!
My skool girl humer-let me show yoo it!!!!
O hai tidmum! an gibbocat – ai ar reelee LOLing! An ai wuz going to remark upawn teh “chewee fysh flvr treetz” but . . .a’ve thot bedder ov it!! ROFL!!
O yay! anodder ten minnits at leest!!
lol
Daz wai he farted – all da crap on da telly maiks my tummy tweezy
I loved this–reminded me of Knocked Up, when everyone gets Pink Eye from farting on each other’s pillows.
dat wuz wet wun..
zomgs wut did u have for breakfuss?
*heh heh… dood – pul mai dooclaw!*
:b
*snerk* u sed “doo”
Kitteh fart jokes: always funny
Evry kitteh I’ve evver oand haz had this thing wear thay getz up ontoo mai lap, fart, then leeve. Plus I’m shore thay saive them up ova sevral dais so that there bottom burps ar nise and stinkee. I’m thincking itz their revenje for onlee geting fed cat fud insted ov cheezburgrs
Yikers!!! Cleer teh ariuh; oapen teh windowes; turnes onna fann kwik;
Alurt teh nayberhuud; caul teh fyremens (???mebbee;
maike shure LCB iys nawt aroun!!!! mite iyncite a riott!!!);;
Adn iyf alla taht duz nawt wurk, geyt hiney filter foar awffendyng kitteh!!!!
Hmmmm, LCB woan iyncite a riott: teh fyremens wil!!!!!
Oranj kitteh sez “moar room owt den in… & yez, oranj kitteh fartz r poysonous!”
ai nose thats a fact. mai Leo can drop a stink bomb that’ll kleer a ruum so fast
Kwestion to awl:
Does a kitteh evah makes teh noise wehn tehy poot?
Mai Hyperkitteh (16 yeers awld w sum digestib problelms) haz ben material witness 2 sum sudden, INCREEDDJULOUSIBLE stinks, yet iz allus “Whut u meean? Fart? O, u farted? I did nawt realize taht till naow!”
Iz taht tehy need teh butcheeks to soun warning, so uncheeky kittehs nebr gets cawt?
Ai hadda tinee kitteh, Skweek adn shee mayd a sownd wen shee pooted. Wuz sew funee, shee plbbbbbt, terned rownd lyk wut wuz taht?
P’raps mai Hyper jus haz sneekiness of awlt aeg. Also noes teenager wizedom of “Who taht smelt it, dealt it!”
Iz remembur 1 tiem I picked up mi Daisy to snorgle her & she was sooo happee & relaxed she cut a BEEG one! Iz almost dropped her iz waz so surprized! Whew!!!! Waved mi hand 2 clere de air & caushuslee went bak 2 snorgling.
Wuz she relakst enuff taht u was snorglin hur bellee at teh taim?
*snicker, snicker snort*
Dat was it!!! Waz why Iz was so surprized too – very close to site of exploshun! Daisy luvs bellee snorgles. She lets me snorgle her all de time!
yah, sumtiems. mohslee dey is goes *pfffft*, but mebbe too tiems i heerd moar liek *thbbbt*. der wuz wunce i SEES deh kitteh poot. i doed dubble tayk, cos kitteh’s button look so weerd – an den it clozed. an i reelize heem had juss beefd, an i laff an laff an laff!
Wowsers!!11!!!
Aire pohlushun adn aytmosphire cuntayminashun turneded dedleey!!!!
Wut teh Hek, Wurd Pretzull!!!!
Tihs wuz spposed tuu ppear unner Hyla’s Brook Nawt Sekund commint!!!!
Adn Wye, O Wye dyd iyt taike TUU HOWRS tuu ppear???????
GRRRRRrrrrrrrrr!!!!! (foar maikyng me luuk SILLIER tahn uoosual!!!
Eeeeeuuuuuwwww
Well, no rainbows from you dood, dats fur sure!
Beanz sher is moosical food! Now take ur lessons somewherez else!
Beenz, beenz teh moosical froot,
Teh moor yew, teh moor yew toot,
Teh moor yew toot, teh beddur yew feel,
Sew lettuce has beenz at ebbry meel!
Wuz tryin to rember how taht went, bud its tew early right now to think rit.
Cut to image of Bart Simpson Kitteh riting on blakbord 100 tymes:
“Beans r neether musickal noar a froot”
Alrite, hoo cut the cheezburger?
silent butt dedly…(thud)…
Victum kitteh uzez rite fut 2 cober noes n mouf, iz moovin lef fut upp 2 rubb burnin eyez.
Yooss ubs Kemmikkull
Ayjentz strikktlee 4biddunn
bie t3h Jeneevuh
Cat~venshunn! Awllso
verreh nasstee. Ubz coarss U
knoez dat diz meenz WAR!
Dat’z oakyz. Sno~bawll
Kitteh’z bizzee wirrkeeng awn
Jynoarmuss Furbawll!
Jack.
Mai Josie usta wate until hur got inna bed b-tween mi and da hubbeh b4 hur furted.
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Hubbeh axked MI if AI wuz da won hoo diddit.
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Ai tolded him dat myen no smell DAT bad!
Stinkyness, mai huzbund haz it. Hayt dem stinkerz unner blankiez inna nite. Liek he wayts till beddye bie tiem! /fit
lmao. omg words cannot describe how hard this made me laugh. i love it!
cheep cheep cheepens