Playing the sarcastic symphony
Playing the sarcastic symphony to show mah deep concern
well at least dis kitteh iz rly concernd.
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Sarcasm cat is sarcastic
Yay Lindy! Nawt sekund… Concatenashuns from Teeny Tinee Ingerland!
Yay! Itz akshully mai sekund nawt sekund, but the furst time noone notisd :’(
Oh LIndy!! Hao cue taht happen??? No wun NOTICED??? Taht is harsh indeed! Ai am so sorree! Ai must so aut now – butt wehn ai cum bak, ai will doo a dans ov joi fur yoo!
No wun wif a gud commint tehre in teh Taupe Spot shud go un sillebrated!!
I no, it was a sad day 4 me..
But i is so much more happier now!
I has pancakes wif ebryfing and catnip on top!
I was finking the dants of the day wuld be walz, but walz is nawt so cheery..
Hai again LIndy!! Sorree it tuk mee so long. But luk!! Heer iz a verree prittee waltz – too shrort, purrhaps – but prittee AND happee!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEdJ6pQXmoU&feature=related
*dans* *swerling around teh rume* AND. .
WUN too free
WUN too free
WUN too free
WUN too free Whooo Hooooo!! (an Puff Puff Puff)
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Wohooo!
Heer we go!!
Wun to free
Wun to free
Spin spin spin
Spin spin spin
Spin spin spin
Dizzeeee…
con-catulatins we mush partA
Is reely urlee here in de flatlands, but I’ll maek pancaeks wif bloobearees fur all.
*gets de gridle out – fiers up da cooktop*
choklit chipz is bettr pancakez thn blooburee
howbowtz teh choklit kisses nsted ob chipz?
Wiht fudj saws?
Scrap teh pancaeks! Jus gimme teh choklit!
I’ll have a litl bit of everyfing pleeze.. no wayt, i’ll have a LOT of everyfing!
Blooberris an choklit an saws and caramel and – and – and … *sugar rush*
Awh, i was sooo exitid from finking of awl the sugary stuffs i forgots how to lolspeak.. iz so sowwee
I tink ebbry1 hear iz at leaset by lingual. No tribble translatin
Hav a strwbearie on toppa taht ebryting, wif a bit a catmint
“Presentation is the key”
Well fank you berry much BGee, yoo is a berry good presantator!
Sarcastic Cat is scar-cat-sick.
Lurker here de-lurking to say….
I lurves this kitteh! Bin watchinz him on de votin pagez n he iz so kyoot! Hooevah is ownd by this kitteh iz veree luckee hooman.
Hai Peg!!! welkum frum yur lurkurdom 2 teh happee land ov teh ICHC!!
awl noo de-lurkurz getz teh noobie pie wif teh wippee creem ( med bai leeza-b’s newclear powrd skwirrulz!! ) Tayztee – N E flavr yew liek 2!
An teh Tybooteek prisintz yew wif teh bobbul-heddid cat stachewette in honur ov yew steppin frum teh shado!!
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Mai teh pawz be wif yew!
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N joi!!11
O hai, de-lurking Peg! Nice to see yoo!
Ohai JCH4K! Thx 4 greetinz. Wantz sum pi?
Wai yes, thank yoo, ai wud.
Hmmmm – izzat stromberree ruhbarb ai see there??
Hai gc! Thx 4 welkum!
Bobbul-hed and n00b pie? Wow iz verri thwt… thot…. verri kind ov u. ooooooolesseee i can haz kee lyme?
Ths veree nize playc u haz hear… I mus vizit moar offen!
“n also wif u!”
awlso, rite frum teh frige, izza nyse zauberflote pie, which wuz mayded in honur ov owr verri own zauberflote! duz yu wunt sum?
meeny willykumz tew yu!
Ohai no1, I haz nut heerd ov pie wit majik floot in
(or iz it wit majik flootist in?) s’OK musikal pie sounz gud aneewayz so yes
I’ll hav peace thx vry mch!
Ohai no1! I haz nevur heerd ov pies wit majik floots in dem (or iz that wit
majik flootists in dem?) s’OK… I lurves moozik so thx I wul hav a peace!
me too!
Me three!
Invisible guitar is invisible
In Soviet Russia, invisible guitar plays you…
Bingo!
Scrabble!
Enuff Gamez!
Oh, but one moar an yoo haz cunnekt for.
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I wouldn’t take the Risk.
but…. it eez ehnvisibul! how can it playez me?
Ooooh. I getz it. It’z russia. Everything is better in russiaz.
eye fort eet wuz teh byolynn??
x ept mebbeh nawt haz teh catgut 4 teh strinz!!
fank gudnizz 4 modurn nylawn teknolowjee!!
Cat-tar Hero
wun moar tiem – wifowt feline!
I wuz gonna say “invizible air guitar”, but I think thats impossibibble.
As such, it ar winz.
I don’t beleef dey exist
oh contrair!!! I haz free uv dem!
sees dis teeny tini violynn- it playn mai hart bleedz fur u!
momcat
(yup, I is up waaay too late!)
air gitar skillz i has em
air gitar uv “duz i caer”
dis suprcool kitteh mus reelly caer. Is an air bassgitar 2 sho deep konsern
eyem steel shewer eet am teh byolynn – dat am deffinutlee an ayr byolynn tukt unner dat chinny chin chin!!
coz him am playin teh cat an teh fiddul
hai diddul diddul
an moonz an kowz an awl dat!
Dassa joi ob indeevisibal mooseesiansheep.
U plaiz wahtebber u wantz
I heer wahtebber I wantz
Nobuddy turnz teh voluum daon 4 teh naybores
2 troo 2 2 troo an troo 2!!
needs mowr cowbell!
BING BONG BING BONG
Luk at dis fase iz I bovvered?
Freeburd!
Havnnot gots de liter 2 waev, onlee gots de matches
*waev waev (ouch) waev waev (ouch)*
*Pullz fire alarum!*
*Insurt lowd obnoxus noyze here!*
Did sumwun cawl teh fyurhawtties?
Just givez me a minute k? So iz kan wurk up sum sympathee fer yew.
Nao muvin awn tu teh “I kud kaer les” sunawtuh.
dis chord is called kitteh claw… an then, um… turkey leg… n old lady…
Kitteh plaez ‘cry me a ribber’ on teh air vyolinz
Iz teh Crimea Ribber in Rushia?
Manee Russian ribbers in Crymeea. Wutch oot 4 tehr inveesibel air gitars – furry dane giraffe
ai duz teh sarcatstic symphonee vry wel.
ths nxt peece is called “tel it to sumone hoo cares.”
Teh reesons fur teh sarcastic symphony:
Apathy
Boredom
Cattitude…
dissed ilooshuns …
Enn wee
Faylyoor to gib a rip
Graysless unconcern…
[woo ee, dis list be wai harder dan it luks]
hoobriss
insekurity
give-a-dammer borkded
dam u weerdpress! i sed go under GeorgiaGirl’s com mint!
LOLz! ai fink werdpress gib-a-dammer perminintly borked!
addz a setun je ne sayz quoi 2 teh randum butturflai hobberin awn teh ebent hawryzun ov commint werld..?
whhhaaaZooo!! @@@@@@
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@@@@… … lebenty zillion burgerz fer dat 1, Gibbo!!!!
Hoot, nawt gibben
Interest… in teh wether
J…
juss doan gibba dam!!
kant b a…d!!
lawzt awl konsurn a wyol bak.
m…
mebbe I’ll moov, mebbeh I wont
no waay to get me tew
oh, I luv bein a kitteh kat…
paws an konsidur hooz bawss?
quiet wyol eyem playin!!!
reall? Liek it konsurnz mii??
s..
soooooo what?
tell sumwun who cares, why donchu?
uzually ai don’t care about yer worreez, but this time ai do, ai reely, reely do … NOT
v…
veree short attenshun span iffitz nawt about me
weapons of mass distrakstion
y shud i?
zee ennui
Oh fank yu guiz!!
iz won of teh gratest lists evar. is ful of much win and no pleh!
**Sownd uv floofee pawz applawzing
**rownd deh whirrlld.*
***Whist ulz**
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Bravo!!
Brava!!
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Cweenfetti trown awl ober deh plais:
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∞ ﻲ ﷲ ╔ ▓▲□ ≈ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪ ₤ ” ·°÷ ˉ˚ ˝; ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ ⌂ ░ ≡ · ₪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ ₪ ☼¶ ░≡ Д° ÷ˉ ˚˝ ; ю ב ؟ ٢ ٭ ∞ﻲ ﷲ╔ ∞ﻲﷲ ╔ ▓▲□ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤”·°÷ˉ˚˝;ю ב □ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ & } ؟٢ ٭ ۅ░ ≡ ۩ ⌂ ≡ ∞ ╔ ▓ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ ⌂ ░ ≡ ▓ ▲ □ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤”·°÷ˉ˚ ; ю ב & } ؟٢ ٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ ⌂░≡ ∞ ╔ ▓ ▲□ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪ ₤ ”· ° ÷ˉ˚˝;ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ∞ ﻲ ﷲ ╔ ▓ ▲□ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤ ”·°÷ˉ˚ ;ю ב ٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ Ξ⌂ ░ ≡ ۻ ₪▲□ ≈♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤”·°÷ ˉ˚˝;ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ
** ** ** ** Moar soundz uv floofee pawz applowzing!!
Bravissimi!! a tutti!!
*bahrows sum cweenfetti frum cweenmj*
∞ ﻲ ﷲ ╔ ▓▲□ ≈ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪ ₤ ” ·°÷ ˉ˚ ˝; ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ ⌂ ░ ≡ · ₪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ ₪ ☼¶ ░≡ Д° ÷ˉ ˚˝ ; ю ב ؟ ٢ ٭ ∞ﻲ ﷲ╔ ∞ﻲﷲ ╔ ▓▲□ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤”·°÷ˉ˚˝;ю ב □ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ & } ؟٢ ٭ ۅ░ ≡ ۩ ⌂ ≡ ∞ ╔ ▓ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ ⌂ ░ ≡ ▓ ▲ □ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤”·°÷ˉ˚ ; ю ב & } ؟٢ ٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ₪ ÷ˉ˚ ;ю ב ٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ Ξ⌂ ░ ≡ ۻ ₪▲□ ≈♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪₤”·°÷ ˉ˚˝;ю ב
here’s that song, for whiskers … enjoy !!
fr.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxhDz1JbuA&feature=related
http://www.fr.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxhDz1JbuA&feature=related
*wispurrrrs* Phillipe – if yoo put awn teh www & dot after yoo hav remooved teh aitch tee tee heee (snert
it will cum up bloo an awl yoo hav to doo iz klick awn it.
Purrhaps iz nawt too impurrtant, but sum peepl (Salleh!) dont know hao to copy ‘N Payster!!
ai shur hoep this werks this tiem!!
Anna PS to pb – hao doo yoo know awl these grate songs??? Yoo seem to be abul to pull wun after teh odder aut ov yur pokkit!! (Teh wun wif teh ink stayne)
Fank yu phillipe!!
is vry gud song. yu is mai nize cheezfren!
Tawnee Kittehz habz
maydz T3h Beeg Lawng Chayr herz oawn.
Hewmin willz habz 2
deel wiffz it. Mebbee
Tawnww Kitteh wilz moov, butz
I kyndz dowbtz it
Byrberree mytez wurkz.
Hewmin shood tryz Crunchee Fud
oarz plumpz Cheezburgr
Jack.
Well, dere’s rume at teh far end. If hewmin sits dere an opuns teh noospapur mebbe Tawnee will feel crowdud and muve.
Comon, jiz tri moven mi frm dis cowch. I darez ya!
Tihs kitteh luks laik mai kidlet wen he sez “Wahh, wahh, wahh, let me call a wahmbulunce 4 u!”
Kitteh Startdust
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Kitteh played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Kitteh’s Band.
♬
win!
yay, David Meowie!
Funky soul kitteh has moar upbeat version of sarcastic symphony 4 u.
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(Wif aplologies to Sly and teh Fambly Stone)
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Waaaaah to teh music, Waaaaah to teh music
Waaaaah to teh music, Waaaaah to teh music
All we need is a drummer,
For hoomins who feel a little beat
I’m gonna add a little guitar
And make it easy to gnash ur teef
I’m gonna add some bottom,
So that teh whiners just won’t hide
U might like to hear my organ
I sed “Cry, Hoomin, Cry”
U might like to hear teh horns blowin’,
So u can wail and moan, yeah!
Sad symphony
Sarcastic lolcat got a message he’s sayin’:
Poor hoomin, boo-hoo!
Lissen to teh kittehs:
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol (etc.)
Waaaaah to teh music, Waaaaah to teh music
Waaaaah to teh music, Waaaaah to teh music
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Here’s video for u whippersnappers’ reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkP5roFukKY
hai LCB.
eye heer dem am mekkin teh fyrmin moobee in Angouleme in Fronchlandz.
juss fort eet myt innerezt yew???
an dem am speekin teh fronch 2!! whut kud B beddur????
Whut could be better is I could be teh wardrobe, er, mistress and — purely on accident u unnerstand — lose all teh costumes!
teh proximy T 2 awl dat kowld wortur kud chaynj teh sichewayshun..?
Sarcastik kitteh IZ conserned…. If hooman iz too sad, who will get cheezburger for him? Will hooman cri in her milk & make it wateree & too saltee for kitteh?
Will hooman sit in bed & cry & nawt get up everee 3 minutes 2 let kitteh in and owt of de front door everee tiem he wantz?
dese are serious concerns……
Kitteh livez in deh moment… no 4site.
So I took my guitar
And I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 harley-davidson
The harley howled in pain
The guitar howled in heat.
(Not Meatloaf again!)
How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Oh you really didn’t mean to sit on me? Then I didn’t really mean to claw your butt.
snicker x 3!!
*snurt*
*snert*
Ah, a partner with whom to snurt. *sighs*
TROO TEH FIR EN TEH FLAMZ
To dah moon, Alice!
Az lauwng az yuu taulk tu kitteh adn kuntinuu tu boar her wif lottsa
“blah, blah, blah,” adn moar “blah, blah, yakkitty, yak”,
her wil keap awn playeing sarkastik symphonee iyndeafynitelee;
(Her can laste az laung az yuu can taulk: iyts a ‘Mexkan Stayndauff’;)
Soe jes keap iyt up iyf yuu dare!!!!!!
Charo cawled itt de “Amurrikan standoff”!!
Robert Johnson kitteh wshes post offise wud let m smoke
Kankurou plays air guitar!
ill take you laen down
Just testing my new Avatar (hopefully).
‘nother test