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Yu gib me bad hare dai
YAY!! Gma!!! set yer green shuez a tapping!! Start deh sillybrasuns!!
Himz nawt hare … himz kitteh
hurryay 4 U, gma! Nys nawt sekkund!
whunh? tehre’s nawt u bunnie incite!
w00t, w00t, gma, 12:00 (there thyme) on teh noes! knot won minute layte! fingers and brayn flys lyke greezed lytening!
Awl kinds ob hare is good–
”
“long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied”
Wii can danse 2 teh toones ob “Hair”?
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
O sai kan U C
Mai aiz ifn U kan
Den mai harez 2 short
“Down to here,
Down to there..”
“HAIR” ref FTW!!!!
1,2,4, no…
1, 2, 5!
Three, sir.
3!
(lobs Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch)
Himz nawt vorpal bunnee, eevvur…
(*Fyr inna hoal!*)
**BUME**
(*Y dinna U worn me suner? Ugh!*)
Oooh, n hurryay 4 smammie 2! It b uh ty! We gotzta go 2 da Tybooteek 4 da silly-brayshun. Hoo haz da keez 4 da Tybooteek? I fink it wuz spowsta b cloazd 4 da lawng weekind….
Oh, noeziz nebber clozd. Gibbocat sez it opun 24/7 fer awl yer needz.
Dat Gibbocat b berry berry gud tu us.
*Handz owt tiaraz 2 smammie & gma.*
*Den handz owt kitteh faist loleepopz awl arownd.*
Fanky cweenmj 4 da lol-eepopz
*lik* Wun
*lik* Too-hoo
*lik* Free
*krunch*
Darn, noe tootsee roal sintur…. r dere inny chokklitz?
r u kidding?!?!!? Dere AWLWAIZ chokklit heer!! Hab a chokklit
shaped possum wif a chokklit center adn a chokklit martoonee wif a
poof uv chokklit wippee creme wif chokklit sprinkulz on tawp.
Yah! goze strate fur dat chonklit. loli ok but big chunka chonklit’z awlwaiz bettur.
didz summone say chokklit….ai can haz sum ???
Mmmm, fanky cweenmj! I shooda noed dat u alwaiz kumz throo wif da gudz!
Doan furgitz da chokklit-cuvverd cherree 4 da martoonee
(*chokklit shaped possum? oar possum shaped chokklit?*)
Y u sp pikkee??? Az long az it b chokklit.
(mai pruufreeder tukted teh looong weekend.)
*ooooh, prittii, shiney!!!* Duz piru.. twirly-dans warin ty-r-ahhh. *mumble, mumble, thnx 4 teh pollii-lop*
… uh, can I buy a vowel ?
one… two… three… many…
Ohai, Smammie, We be wating fur awl dai fur dis, huh?
Ohai, Granma!! Aye gibbed op urlier, den juss cum bakc bowt 5 minnits agoz… finailii!!! teh nu pixshur.
house-sum-ebber… Aye did getz sum beedwerk dun, sew iz ah gud ting taht Aye dint mis ennyting.
Hey, wii B tied!! ( duh smammie ) Wut shale wii du?
itz deh smammie grammie partie!!
Hay, cweenmj! Ur uh powitt n dinna nowitt.
ar hurr shuz lawngfellowz?
Yeh, hur feetz showitt
cud eetz teh Granny Smif appul pi, adn ware oar pi-jammies!
Wut kined beedwerk? wif liddul glas wunz? joolry? Ai uze tu maik flowrz wif bedez. Liek awl dem sparkleez. LCB nawt de ownlee wun.
rite noa, iz duin dubble-spiral weeve wif liddle “ooh, shiney” glas beedz, butt moaslii Aye du silberwerk wif a teeny torch and lubblii rokz wutz en knead ob gud hoemz. Selz teh joolry sumtiemz, hordez teh joolry moastiemz… haz hole ruum ob beedz adn rokz.. otter wimminz liek shuz…. wut ken Aye sai?
Ai liek tu se sumtiem. hole ruem ub fingz. ai bisit reltibz in LA area. She hab hole rume ub yarn. Mai rume hab sum yarm, brordre fredz, bedez, clofz, nd awl da ironing da yng wont cum maik hause cawl tu du. Iz wai tu muxh tu karee tu nb. abowt lebenty yeerz worf. sum fingz ai finely jus getz rid ub.
wii iz pakratz hear. Nebber ebber getz rid ob ennyting. Mite kneadz smal peas ob streeng sum dai… oar teh caekpan shaypd liek sankastle…. onli uzed wunce…
Ai noze zaklee wut yu menez. oar 5 stringbenez ona plait. but rely ai nede tu fined gud hoamz fur stuf. Mai kidz wil jus froe owt ebreefing wen dey hab tu clene up heer wen ai goze tu mete sum fur frenz at ranebo brij. Stil hab sum tiem but yu nebur noze. Did yu sai yu hab azmu? Yu ar luky nawt heer tudai.furzday iz big fyre in mowntinz. wind chanj nd iz naow bad smoaky in da are. Cant tel iz smoak oar clowdz but hidez sun. Last weke cumplane iz heetwaive, dis weke iz fyre but nawt hawt. Dat wud be wurs.
Tehre’s bunchis of grate stuff, wif plentee of use in em..
Why, lookee… heers a…
Apple n froots maid ov beeds
Bawl ov rubber bands
Chattee Cathee doll- borked
D…
Dollee hed, needz aiez. . .
Eiderdown, bag ov. . .
Fronsch tassuls, asst colorz
G. . .
Dollee hed, needz aiez. . .
Eiderdown, bag ov. . .
Fronsch tassuls, asst colorz
G. .
Grene fuzzy baygulz
Harbulz
Icky stuff
Jellii Beenz, 2 yrz awld
K…
Green shue
Hat wif hyooj purpel fedderz
Ink well from nawt second graid
J…
Jammii topz, noe bottumz
Lava lamp
Kord frum borkt lawnn mooer
M…
Mikee Maus eerz
Nutz n boltz
Old luv letterz
P…
Pinz, awl sighzez
Qoitz, dum lawhn gaem
Readurz Daigess frum 1956 tru 1971
S…
Size 5 jeenz….. Wared dose cum frum????
Tricorder…
Used gentlee wedding gown
V…
whas a size 5?!!!!!
Wheelz, 3, udder wun missin
Xylfone, noe hamhurz
YNG (nawt noe moar….)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, huh?
alfiebet missin lettur V en mai junque drawer 2….
Hoo, boi, dai iz ober! ai luk at clawk nd it sez 6 awlredy. wundur if ai shud get drest b4 ai maikz suppur?
Mite nawt get tu plai tumoro. Yungest iz cum fur da dai. Wisht she hab tiem tu joyn us heer sumtiemz but hab tu maik a libbing. Taikz srsly. Nd she bettur cuz ai du nawt want hur tu hab tu moob hoam!
Habz teh gud thyme wif yoar dottur gma, iffin Aye doan c U l8r 2nite.
It was fun 2 wander frew teh alfabet wif uuuuuuuu…..;♫
Hazza gud nite gma!!! Happi fase inna mawnin!
Itz eezier 2 store teh undun lawndrii naow… Use 2 be sprinkld wif H2o
an storded in fridge… 4 mebee 3-4 yerz…
.
* drat yu wierd press… I wuzzin finisht!*
nd wuz awl mildu wen yu cum bak nd strat ober.
Bid dere….Dun dat!!! :lwink:
bemember mixin starch?
oar wurz… pinnin kurtinz ahn teh priklii fraem 2 strech dem flat?
Wut *gud ol’ daiz* wuz doze?
I furgot abowt teh starch an pinnin curtinz!!!
Got mai fingr stukt moar tahn wonce!!
Sumwun sae roks?
Ai liek tehm bettrn shuz, tew. Hard owndefeat tohugh.
Aye lubz roks. Mr. Pjammie sppedz op wehnz wii r owt 4 ah ryde adn Aye c nyc, beeg roc 4 teh yarhd. En teh howz, Aye gotz polished rocs en floofy boxez. Labradorite, Charoite, botryoidal chalcedony, and rocs, adn rocs, adn uh, smammie, uze gittin BORIN agin…
sari….. and dey maeks handii howz-wholed wepenz.. sew dere, thwak.
ohooohooooh, botryoidalz! lubz dat! oh, yis, we gotz sum rokz arownd heer tu. wen kidletz wur yung fawt it wud be naiz fmlee hoby tu klekt rokz nd polich dem. Gawt tumlur fur krismus. Maik a mes, maik a mes, maik a mes. nd nobuddeez els finkz itz fun. finely burnt it owt nd stoar it cumz from iz gon. it sitz heer fur 38 yeerz nd den getz frode owt.
Ayes gotz *vibratory tumblur* whooohooo (axshuuly, gotz tree ob dem) gud 4 plolushun silber 2…
Teh rox nawt boring mii!
Ai wuz shoppN foar fabrick, picked owt mai yardaj, slipped down teh bead isle & gez whut? My fabrick matchtid teh sodalite n teh snowflaky obsidian.
Wuz tuff nawt biyun maykins foar matchin neklacez!
snowflaky obsidian! On mii liss rite nex 2 teh magoghunney kine 2. And teh sodalite iz ah beri gud blu. Nu faburite blu iz Sweetish slag. Fownd unner ole irony furnessez, is teh glas liek teh obsidian. Aye saw pixshur on Google ob hows maed ob blokz ob it…sew kool.
Waz nebber habin joolry 2 go wif teh fabrick taht gotz mii starred maekin mai oan, Juss begunned byin roks wif wholes ’til Aye larned 2 uze torch adn silber…stihl goez 2 beed stor wehn Aye ken.