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Ur daiz…dey is numbrd n I not knoe dat many numbrz

i knoe dis numbr.

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  1. gmawairzgreneshuz says:

    Yu gib me bad hare dai

    • cweenmj says:

      YAY!! Gma!!! set yer green shuez a tapping!! Start deh sillybrasuns!!

    • Aahz says:

      Himz nawt hare … himz kitteh

      hurryay 4 U, gma! Nys nawt sekkund!

    • BamaHern says:

      whunh? tehre’s nawt u bunnie incite!

    • kitkay says:

      w00t, w00t, gma, 12:00 (there thyme) on teh noes! knot won minute layte! fingers and brayn flys lyke greezed lytening!

      Awl kinds ob hare is good–

      “long, straight, curly, fuzzy
      Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
      Oily, greasy, fleecy
      Shining, gleaming, streaming
      Flaxen, waxen
      Knotted, polka-dotted
      Twisted, beaded, braided
      Powdered, flowered, and confettied”

      Wii can danse 2 teh toones ob “Hair”?
      Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

  2. smammie says:

    1,2,4, no…

  3. gmawairzgreneshuz says:

    Ohai, Smammie, We be wating fur awl dai fur dis, huh?

    • smammie says:

      Ohai, Granma!! Aye gibbed op urlier, den juss cum bakc bowt 5 minnits agoz… finailii!!! teh nu pixshur.

      • smammie says:

        house-sum-ebber… Aye did getz sum beedwerk dun, sew iz ah gud ting taht Aye dint mis ennyting.

        Hey, wii B tied!! ( duh smammie ) Wut shale wii du?

        • cweenmj says:

          itz deh smammie grammie partie!!

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          Wut kined beedwerk? wif liddul glas wunz? joolry? Ai uze tu maik flowrz wif bedez. Liek awl dem sparkleez. LCB nawt de ownlee wun. ;)

          • smammie says:

            rite noa, iz duin dubble-spiral weeve wif liddle “ooh, shiney” glas beedz, butt moaslii Aye du silberwerk wif a teeny torch and lubblii rokz wutz en knead ob gud hoemz. Selz teh joolry sumtiemz, hordez teh joolry moastiemz… haz hole ruum ob beedz adn rokz.. otter wimminz liek shuz…. wut ken Aye sai?

            • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

              Ai liek tu se sumtiem. hole ruem ub fingz. ai bisit reltibz in LA area. She hab hole rume ub yarn. Mai rume hab sum yarm, brordre fredz, bedez, clofz, nd awl da ironing da yng wont cum maik hause cawl tu du. Iz wai tu muxh tu karee tu nb. abowt lebenty yeerz worf. sum fingz ai finely jus getz rid ub.

              • smammie says:

                wii iz pakratz hear. Nebber ebber getz rid ob ennyting. Mite kneadz smal peas ob streeng sum dai… oar teh caekpan shaypd liek sankastle…. onli uzed wunce…

                • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                  Ai noze zaklee wut yu menez. oar 5 stringbenez ona plait. but rely ai nede tu fined gud hoamz fur stuf. Mai kidz wil jus froe owt ebreefing wen dey hab tu clene up heer wen ai goze tu mete sum fur frenz at ranebo brij. Stil hab sum tiem but yu nebur noze. Did yu sai yu hab azmu? Yu ar luky nawt heer tudai.furzday iz big fyre in mowntinz. wind chanj nd iz naow bad smoaky in da are. Cant tel iz smoak oar clowdz but hidez sun. Last weke cumplane iz heetwaive, dis weke iz fyre but nawt hawt. Dat wud be wurs.

                  • idansdansdans says:

                    Tehre’s bunchis of grate stuff, wif plentee of use in em..
                    Why, lookee… heers a…

                    Apple n froots maid ov beeds
                    Bawl ov rubber bands
                    Chattee Cathee doll- borked
                    D…

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Dollee hed, needz aiez. . .
                      Eiderdown, bag ov. . .
                      Fronsch tassuls, asst colorz
                      G. . .

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Dollee hed, needz aiez. . .
                      Eiderdown, bag ov. . .
                      Fronsch tassuls, asst colorz
                      G. .

                      • smammie says:

                        Grene fuzzy baygulz
                        Harbulz
                        Icky stuff
                        Jellii Beenz, 2 yrz awld
                        K…

                      • idansdansdans says:

                        Green shue
                        Hat wif hyooj purpel fedderz
                        Ink well from nawt second graid
                        J…

                        • smammie says:

                          Jammii topz, noe bottumz
                          Lava lamp
                          Kord frum borkt lawnn mooer
                          M…

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          Mikee Maus eerz
                          Nutz n boltz
                          Old luv letterz
                          P…

                        • smammie says:

                          Pinz, awl sighzez
                          Qoitz, dum lawhn gaem
                          Readurz Daigess frum 1956 tru 1971
                          S…

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          Size 5 jeenz….. Wared dose cum frum???? :shock:
                          Tricorder…
                          Used gentlee wedding gown
                          V…

                        • smammie says:

                          whas a size 5?!!!!!

                        • smammie says:

                          Wheelz, 3, udder wun missin
                          Xylfone, noe hamhurz
                          YNG (nawt noe moar….)
                          Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, huh?

                        • smammie says:

                          alfiebet missin lettur V en mai junque drawer 2….

                        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                          Hoo, boi, dai iz ober! ai luk at clawk nd it sez 6 awlredy. wundur if ai shud get drest b4 ai maikz suppur?
                          Mite nawt get tu plai tumoro. Yungest iz cum fur da dai. Wisht she hab tiem tu joyn us heer sumtiemz but hab tu maik a libbing. Taikz srsly. Nd she bettur cuz ai du nawt want hur tu hab tu moob hoam!

                        • smammie says:

                          Habz teh gud thyme wif yoar dottur gma, iffin Aye doan c U l8r 2nite.

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          It was fun 2 wander frew teh alfabet wif uuuuuuuu…..;♫

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          Hazza gud nite gma!!! Happi fase inna mawnin!

              • idansdansdans says:

                Itz eezier 2 store teh undun lawndrii naow… Use 2 be sprinkld wif H2o

            • Sumwun sae roks?
              Ai liek tehm bettrn shuz, tew. Hard owndefeat tohugh.

              • smammie says:

                Aye lubz roks. Mr. Pjammie sppedz op wehnz wii r owt 4 ah ryde adn Aye c nyc, beeg roc 4 teh yarhd. En teh howz, Aye gotz polished rocs en floofy boxez. Labradorite, Charoite, botryoidal chalcedony, and rocs, adn rocs, adn uh, smammie, uze gittin BORIN agin… :oops: sari….. and dey maeks handii howz-wholed wepenz.. sew dere, thwak.

                • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

                  ohooohooooh, botryoidalz! lubz dat! oh, yis, we gotz sum rokz arownd heer tu. wen kidletz wur yung fawt it wud be naiz fmlee hoby tu klekt rokz nd polich dem. Gawt tumlur fur krismus. Maik a mes, maik a mes, maik a mes. nd nobuddeez els finkz itz fun. finely burnt it owt nd stoar it cumz from iz gon. it sitz heer fur 38 yeerz nd den getz frode owt.

                  • smammie says:

                    Ayes gotz *vibratory tumblur* whooohooo (axshuuly, gotz tree ob dem) gud 4 plolushun silber 2…

                    • Teh rox nawt boring mii!
                      Ai wuz shoppN foar fabrick, picked owt mai yardaj, slipped down teh bead isle & gez whut? My fabrick matchtid teh sodalite n teh snowflaky obsidian.
                      Wuz tuff nawt biyun maykins foar matchin neklacez!

                      • smammie says:

                        snowflaky obsidian! On mii liss rite nex 2 teh magoghunney kine 2. And teh sodalite iz ah beri gud blu. Nu faburite blu iz Sweetish slag. Fownd unner ole irony furnessez, is teh glas liek teh obsidian. Aye saw pixshur on Google ob hows maed ob blokz ob it…sew kool.
                        Waz nebber habin joolry 2 go wif teh fabrick taht gotz mii starred maekin mai oan, Juss begunned byin roks wif wholes ’til Aye larned 2 uze torch adn silber…stihl goez 2 beed stor wehn Aye ken.

                        • Ai g00gled teh slag, moast whir swirly, yes?

                          Yew an Ai wud haev fun shoppN.
                          (An yes, Ai haev had a cupull ob obersizd rox jump in mai trunk… wun had teh nycest ripplez oan ett!!)

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          ai jus maded a braselet wit the chalcedony…………. ai lurves it. When ai got married back in ‘80 ai had a ring made with a very popular stone – quartz from Eastern Washington – called Ellensburg Blue. Wen ai bot teh chalcedony wun bead man said, oh Ellensburg Blue…….. same stone ai gess.

                        • smammie says:

                          Vari swirlii, yesh. Swirls ob blu, grey adn whyte opakenus and translunacy. Aye wuz bisitin ur blog whyle u wuz g00glin teh rokz. Wut nys lukkin kidletz U gotz. Ebben Teh Heir luks frenlii, adn hym lukz teh age ware tehy nawt. Aye wanna C the snayl and teh sammun 2.

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          notice 4 teh beaders out der……….. ai just put 4 pix of my recent bracelets on teh cheezfrens photos……. jamamakitty’s bracelets. (New camera, was tryin it out)

                        • smammie says:

                          Shoppin wud B grate. Letz mii gess… skippetty pas teh manikinz ob sighz -2 wimmin, whu iz alsew fivefut-elebentii inchz tawl, adn go strate 2 teh rokz. And hear wii haf micro-crystaline structures, ober dare r Oolitic aggregatez. Wheee!!! Less taekz Jamamakitty wif uz 2…

                        • MelONyx says:

                          Verri nys pics, jamamakitty, adn beeyootiful bracelets. Do yu mayks yur own beedz?

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          oh no, ai is #1 consumer!!! but fanks 4 teh commintz……

                          ai gots bazillions ob em……. will have tew take a few more pix (gets teh shell out) :lol:

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          an ai wud lub tew go spelinking in teh rok shops wit yew all……….

                        • Aahz says:

                          We gotz uh kewl plays neer heer ware we n da kitletz goe 2 grub 4 roks n jimstoanz. Mai owldist boi reelee liekz da plays, n he kullekz n sortz da roks. Himz favertz r emrulds n roobeez n uf coars tygrrrz ai.

                          I wantz 2 gitz himz uh tumblr but he sez himz duzznt want wun. Liekz em ruff, he sez.

                          I bet himz wood liek 2 c ur plays, smammie

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          ai had such a ‘xcitin’ childhood, ai remember sittin under teh clothesline lukkin tru teh lubbly (gravel) rocks! HA

                          but ter was a place inda woods wer we cud dig up fossils…….. dis wuz in Germany long time ago……

                          rocks……… it’s a solid hobby

                          wair duz yew awl digs yer roks…Aahz?

                        • smammie says:

                          ruff iz gud 2, onli… sumtiemz U hafta C wuz hidin ensied..mush liek peepulz hartz, 2 reelii aprishe8 the rokz. Dere iz a vari gud buk, cawfee tabul tipe U wud say, cawld *Within The Stone* by Bill Atkinson, ful ob gorjuss fotoz adn S-Az. Haz hymm enny liddle G-odez?

                        • Aahz says:

                          Uh plays n da norf Jorja mowntinz. U gitz a bukkit (noe, nawt lolrus’ bukkit) fulla rokz n stuff frum da rivvur, n u gitz 2 skreen em owt ursef. Putz sum inna skreenr, worsh em inna troff, fleeng awai da rownd brown wivvur roks, den shayk da skreen sew u kin c wat u gotz leff. Summa da rokz r reelee lubberlee. Mai boi gotza grate beeg kalsyt wun tym dat wun kleer enuff 2 lukz thru n c da dubbl refrak… rifrax… too pitchers. Himz gotz sum nys emruldz, n himz garnitz r reelee nys n kleer n deap red.

                          U kin pan fur gowld dere, 2 ifn u liek…

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          ruh roh……… dis teh booootimus

                          http://www.mamasminerals.com/page/MM/PROD/EGG-GEO03

                        • Aahz says:

                          Yup, himz gotz jeeoadz … sum r kynda playn wif itteebittee kleer kristlz, but himz haz sum wif nys purr-pull emmyfistz. Himz awlsew haz wun emmyfist wif free hedz (nawt jess wun).

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          wow, wud lurve tew see dat!!

                        • Aahz says:

                          K, den, I can haz pitcher 2 uplowd 2morro

                          I gotzta goe 2 beddee bie nao…

                          TTFN, yawl! :-)

                        • jamamakitty says:

                          oh fanks, ai kint wait tew sees it…………..

                          hab a gud sleep……….. ai’m headed dat wai maiself!!

                        • smammie says:

                          OMG!! Juss saw clok. Ayez ah punkin in 10 moar minnitz. Gud Nite ebberywun.

                        • kafleen says:

                          nite smammie

                        • MelONyx says:

                          Iz nys membries fur yur boi, Aahz! Wii pand fur gold in California onct, adn alzo in Colorado. Up neer de taylingz pondz by de owld mynz der iz gud stuff, sumtymz. Ub cors, yu mus b berry kayrful, adn getz de permishunzz frum de ownerz firs, but, iz byootiful eben if yu dont fynd nefing.

                        • MelONyx says:

                          Ohai, Kafleen! U r happytailz 2nite?

                        • MelONyx says:

                          If I only type half the comment, does that make me only half-crazy? Or just a half-wit? Mebbe you shouldn’t answer that. Hmmmm.

                        • MelONyx says:

                          Iz layt heer, tu. I fot I wuld wish yu gud nyt, Kafleen, adn ne uvver cheezfrenz styll abowt. I myss yur abatar, Kafleen!

                        • Ai shud nawt haev left!!
                          Nao Ai am bak an awl teh ovverz are schnoozN!

                          Smam, tks foar teh compliminty. Mai Heir iz a sweet wun
                          (mutch EZur tahn hiz siztorz) Hiz fren wuz azkin sumwun F tehy n00 him… teh guy sez “O yeh, him has teh mad ‘chops.”
                          (Wii sae iz liek teh Xman Logan [Woolvereen])

                          JA, Ellensburg nawt sew far frum mii, Ai wheel haev tew sii F lo-cal gemshop haz anee ob tohse bl00 qtz rx!!

                          O Aahz, yew iz raisin tohse kidz RITE!!! Ai appr00v hartilee. Ai haev photz ob teh Heir & Pair @ teh garnet dig… awl muddy/vry vry happitayle.
                          (Wii haev garnetz awl ovr juzt east ob uz.)

                          O hai, Mel O’Nix!! Yew liek teh plae owt inna rox t00? Iz teh moast fun. Shayme wii cannoe hab a biiiiig field trip!

                          {{{Hai Miss Kafleen!!!}}}
                          okay, mebbee Ai shud goe nao… *sigh*

  4. cweenmj says:

    1. Is that a gud number 4 yew?

  5. snafutti says:

    keel u til u die frum it!!!!

  6. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    Here’s a stranje number thingy. The pixshure just now appears. But the date sez 11:01 am (prezumably cheeztime). But it is nawt, it is right now (as I types) 12:07pm cheeztime.
    .
    WTF? has the cheezes moved the cheeze? are they now in a different tyme zone? has tehre been a transmongificashun of teh spayce-tyme continuum? are teh borg implicated? does this explain the e-rat-ic appereance of pictures recetnly?

    • scruffykat says:

      I’ve never understood cheeze tyme. By my clock it’s 15:08

    • smammie says:

      Mr. d’Beaker, sir? Iz ben skrewy awl weak lawn. Aye spectx teh wurm inda Tequila dyed, adn dey B six…

    • cweenmj says:

      Dey haz ben berry strainj 4 menny daze noaw. I not noeing wut dey b up 2. I doan’t think dey noeing wut dey b up 2 eezzer. Menny pics hab a time stap ending wif :00 but not showing up 4 half ower or moar.
      .
      I b thinkingdey haz lost deh cheez. :-)

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Ai notis dat tu. If ai sai wut ai fink abowt dere bilitee tu tel tiem dey mite nawt let me cum bak tu plai. K den letz go tu tybutik getting sum tararaz(sparklee) nd has a party. Tararaz opshunul fur PDB. Maibe nis ty wif turn awn litez? Ebreebuddeez getz sumfingz tudai cuz we wate so lawng.

      • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

        Ai wud akz hooz da branez ub dis chikns*** owtfit but aim scairt de screwiteez peepz mite cum taik me awai in chanez.

    • Cottleston Pie says:

      Hoo moved mai cheez??!?

  7. scruffykat says:

    I shall bury up to your head in my sandbox. I shall use your entrails as toys for my kittens. You shall die a thousand deaths and never really die!!!

    know forever the scorn of a wet cat!

  8. lightchild79 says:

    luks liek ai’m thurdee minnits laet!! consarndit!!! o will…. beddur laet dan nebbur.

  9. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    But kitty, I luvs…*gets scratched*

    Meowdic!

  10. BamaHern says:

    i kan only countz 2 0×12

  11. Jack Deth says:

    Chawklitt Kitteh didz
    nawt need baff! Habdz hy~jeen
    unnurr full cawntroal

    Butz, NNNNNNO!!! Hewminz
    juss HABDZ 2 inturrfeer. Dis
    gibbz Kitteh ‘T3h Madz!’

    Hewmin habdz bettah
    re~theenkz stratijee oarz dayr
    can haz beez Bluddshedd :-)

    Jack.

  12. karen says:

    dam pumks!

  13. TunaOnMyMind says:

    Well…I know I’d be sleepin’ with one eye open! :)

  14. Duffy says:

    I rekignizes this luk. Heres how I fixes it:
    I drops towull over bebeh an cudduls, tehn I gets owt teh favrit brush. Tehn I gets teh crunchee treets in teh bloo packij an puts elebenty down, an while porr bebeh is nommin them, I starts bruuusshhhhin…brruusshhin….brrussshhin…
    soon all is forgiben.
    Happee tummy trumps everthing.

  15. D.R. says:

    I thot I sed “no baffs”?

    It meen… no baffs!

  16. o hai! enee chz frenz stil heer??

    • teenie says:

      Ai em heer, Rosie! Ai shud go to bed, tho…iz layt-o-clock.

      • jamamakitty says:

        ar yew still here, Rosie? (mai sister from anudder mudder)

        • smammie says:

          {{{Jamama}}} Aye iz hear 2. Juss czecht owt ur brassletz. Honisslii trulii, Aye buyed teh cz. glas rektanglez dis beri dai. Dey ware biege/brown, lukked liek rokz, had 2 haz.

          • jamamakitty says:

            duz yew ebber shop at teh “Firemountain Gems” online……… it’s teh mudder lode!! but ai likes tew go tew teh shows tooooooooo

            • jamamakitty says:

              otay………stretch target here……… it wud be teh awsome tew awl meet up in Tucson in February sumtime…..wen dey has all teh bead shows….. (might nawt happen but it has tew start sumwair!!)

              • smammie says:

                Tucson! iz nawt wearthii… Wud sew lub 2 go sumdai. Mii faborite beed stor lady goez ebbery yr. Aye sew gelus. She bringd back tunz ob gudiiz… Aye juss doan hab tunz ob $$$. Gonna spen Mondai wif mai 2 bestest frenz, drinkin tea, lissnin 2 Edith Piaf, adn stringin beedz. Aye iz gonna tri 2 larn right-angle weave. Teeny-tiny beedz iz nu 4 mii, butt whil hab phun noe madder wut.

                • jamamakitty says:

                  dun noes if mai eyes cud string teh seed beads………..

                  so throw teh Tucson thot out inna atmosphere and see wut materializes…..jus mite win teh lottries or sumfin!!

                  yew has teh fun wit yer beadin buddies…….. speshul friens is speshul!!

  17. wuzzie says:

    ai noo a numbrz.. iz bukkit.. no waet.. :S

  18. Shannon says:

    I no speak lolspeak but this is why I come here EVERY day. Nine days out of 10 I AM going to laugh…..*ahhhh*

  19. mumrik says:

    BREE-LEE-UHNT – dis b wun uv de BESTESTEST kapshuns EBBER!

    maed me furget bait mai toofayk (wisdomtoof wut not wants to ko- coop- “aaah, geez, wurk wif me heer, will ya?”, n so nao i waits fur de horse spituhl dokter to foan me fur maykin plans fur ohperayshun – SKAREE!) for a koopel uv minnits, hat leest…

    • kitkay says:

      O hai, mumrik! eye habent scene yU in furrever! Sew srry ’bout yer aweful owey toofy! {{{{{{{{{mumrik}}}}}}}}}}} git welll soon!

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Hoep yuur toofie prahblum awl beddure: Ai HATEZ teh toofie prahblums, maiseylfe!!!!!!

  20. mumrik says:

    bait = baot, but cheezpeeps b SMRT peeps, so wai ai feel need tew korrekt maislef, ai dunno…

    :D

    • smammie says:

      U iz doin itz rite, donnut worii.. Iz fone-attic moaslii, wif ah hebbii hanfil ob punz. U ken go 2 teh *Lolspeak Wiki* atz teh top ob teh paige. Hour Rosie putin sew menny fingz dat maek itz EZur 2 larn. Cheezez care bowt teh playin nyse beeg thyme, nawt beri mush bowt teh spellin. Sari bowt teh toof: iz cawled “wisdom” cawz it smartz…..

  21. mollyboo says:

    kitteh, he haz onlee one brain cell liek mai Molly kitteh.

  22. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Iyf luuks cud kills, yuu wud bees ded elebentey tiems!!!!

    (Yuu knoe: “Hell haz noe furie liek a kitteh skourned”;
    Wen her geyts awl drieyded awf, her iys gunna coem afture yuu wif a vehngince;)

    Adn tehn kitteh wil exakt hers rebenge; pointee eynds awl drawn adn reddy…….;

    (Untyl her heers teh soun ov teh kan-ouppenir!!!!
    Tehn her wil nom, nom, nom herseylfe iyntu foargehtfulniss……) :wink:

  23. kristel says:

    lol teh kitteh is quite angree

  24. Robyn says:

    I was going to declare a moratorium on wet cats vowing revenge, but this one made me laugh.


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