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Yu gib me bad hare dai
YAY!! Gma!!! set yer green shuez a tapping!! Start deh sillybrasuns!!
Himz nawt hare … himz kitteh
hurryay 4 U, gma! Nys nawt sekkund!
whunh? tehre’s nawt u bunnie incite!
w00t, w00t, gma, 12:00 (there thyme) on teh noes! knot won minute layte! fingers and brayn flys lyke greezed lytening!
Awl kinds ob hare is good–
”
“long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied”
Wii can danse 2 teh toones ob “Hair”?
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
O sai kan U C
Mai aiz ifn U kan
Den mai harez 2 short
“Down to here,
Down to there..”
“HAIR” ref FTW!!!!
1,2,4, no…
1, 2, 5!
Three, sir.
3!
(lobs Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch)
Himz nawt vorpal bunnee, eevvur…
(*Fyr inna hoal!*)
**BUME**
(*Y dinna U worn me suner? Ugh!*)
Oooh, n hurryay 4 smammie 2! It b uh ty! We gotzta go 2 da Tybooteek 4 da silly-brayshun. Hoo haz da keez 4 da Tybooteek? I fink it wuz spowsta b cloazd 4 da lawng weekind….
Oh, noeziz nebber clozd. Gibbocat sez it opun 24/7 fer awl yer needz.
Dat Gibbocat b berry berry gud tu us.
*Handz owt tiaraz 2 smammie & gma.*
*Den handz owt kitteh faist loleepopz awl arownd.*
Fanky cweenmj 4 da lol-eepopz
*lik* Wun
*lik* Too-hoo
*lik* Free
*krunch*
Darn, noe tootsee roal sintur…. r dere inny chokklitz?
r u kidding?!?!!? Dere AWLWAIZ chokklit heer!! Hab a chokklit
shaped possum wif a chokklit center adn a chokklit martoonee wif a
poof uv chokklit wippee creme wif chokklit sprinkulz on tawp.
Yah! goze strate fur dat chonklit. loli ok but big chunka chonklit’z awlwaiz bettur.
didz summone say chokklit….ai can haz sum ???
Mmmm, fanky cweenmj! I shooda noed dat u alwaiz kumz throo wif da gudz!
Doan furgitz da chokklit-cuvverd cherree 4 da martoonee
(*chokklit shaped possum? oar possum shaped chokklit?*)
Y u sp pikkee??? Az long az it b chokklit.
(mai pruufreeder tukted teh looong weekend.)
*ooooh, prittii, shiney!!!* Duz piru.. twirly-dans warin ty-r-ahhh. *mumble, mumble, thnx 4 teh pollii-lop*
… uh, can I buy a vowel ?
one… two… three… many…
Ohai, Smammie, We be wating fur awl dai fur dis, huh?
Ohai, Granma!! Aye gibbed op urlier, den juss cum bakc bowt 5 minnits agoz… finailii!!! teh nu pixshur.
house-sum-ebber… Aye did getz sum beedwerk dun, sew iz ah gud ting taht Aye dint mis ennyting.
Hey, wii B tied!! ( duh smammie ) Wut shale wii du?
itz deh smammie grammie partie!!
Hay, cweenmj! Ur uh powitt n dinna nowitt.
ar hurr shuz lawngfellowz?
Yeh, hur feetz showitt
cud eetz teh Granny Smif appul pi, adn ware oar pi-jammies!
Wut kined beedwerk? wif liddul glas wunz? joolry? Ai uze tu maik flowrz wif bedez. Liek awl dem sparkleez. LCB nawt de ownlee wun.
rite noa, iz duin dubble-spiral weeve wif liddle “ooh, shiney” glas beedz, butt moaslii Aye du silberwerk wif a teeny torch and lubblii rokz wutz en knead ob gud hoemz. Selz teh joolry sumtiemz, hordez teh joolry moastiemz… haz hole ruum ob beedz adn rokz.. otter wimminz liek shuz…. wut ken Aye sai?
Ai liek tu se sumtiem. hole ruem ub fingz. ai bisit reltibz in LA area. She hab hole rume ub yarn. Mai rume hab sum yarm, brordre fredz, bedez, clofz, nd awl da ironing da yng wont cum maik hause cawl tu du. Iz wai tu muxh tu karee tu nb. abowt lebenty yeerz worf. sum fingz ai finely jus getz rid ub.
wii iz pakratz hear. Nebber ebber getz rid ob ennyting. Mite kneadz smal peas ob streeng sum dai… oar teh caekpan shaypd liek sankastle…. onli uzed wunce…
Ai noze zaklee wut yu menez. oar 5 stringbenez ona plait. but rely ai nede tu fined gud hoamz fur stuf. Mai kidz wil jus froe owt ebreefing wen dey hab tu clene up heer wen ai goze tu mete sum fur frenz at ranebo brij. Stil hab sum tiem but yu nebur noze. Did yu sai yu hab azmu? Yu ar luky nawt heer tudai.furzday iz big fyre in mowntinz. wind chanj nd iz naow bad smoaky in da are. Cant tel iz smoak oar clowdz but hidez sun. Last weke cumplane iz heetwaive, dis weke iz fyre but nawt hawt. Dat wud be wurs.
Tehre’s bunchis of grate stuff, wif plentee of use in em..
Why, lookee… heers a…
Apple n froots maid ov beeds
Bawl ov rubber bands
Chattee Cathee doll- borked
D…
Dollee hed, needz aiez. . .
Eiderdown, bag ov. . .
Fronsch tassuls, asst colorz
G. . .
Dollee hed, needz aiez. . .
Eiderdown, bag ov. . .
Fronsch tassuls, asst colorz
G. .
Grene fuzzy baygulz
Harbulz
Icky stuff
Jellii Beenz, 2 yrz awld
K…
Green shue
Hat wif hyooj purpel fedderz
Ink well from nawt second graid
J…
Jammii topz, noe bottumz
Lava lamp
Kord frum borkt lawnn mooer
M…
Mikee Maus eerz
Nutz n boltz
Old luv letterz
P…
Pinz, awl sighzez
Qoitz, dum lawhn gaem
Readurz Daigess frum 1956 tru 1971
S…
Size 5 jeenz….. Wared dose cum frum????
Tricorder…
Used gentlee wedding gown
V…
whas a size 5?!!!!!
Wheelz, 3, udder wun missin
Xylfone, noe hamhurz
YNG (nawt noe moar….)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, huh?
alfiebet missin lettur V en mai junque drawer 2….
Hoo, boi, dai iz ober! ai luk at clawk nd it sez 6 awlredy. wundur if ai shud get drest b4 ai maikz suppur?
Mite nawt get tu plai tumoro. Yungest iz cum fur da dai. Wisht she hab tiem tu joyn us heer sumtiemz but hab tu maik a libbing. Taikz srsly. Nd she bettur cuz ai du nawt want hur tu hab tu moob hoam!
Habz teh gud thyme wif yoar dottur gma, iffin Aye doan c U l8r 2nite.
It was fun 2 wander frew teh alfabet wif uuuuuuuu…..;♫
Hazza gud nite gma!!! Happi fase inna mawnin!
Itz eezier 2 store teh undun lawndrii naow… Use 2 be sprinkld wif H2o
an storded in fridge… 4 mebee 3-4 yerz…
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* drat yu wierd press… I wuzzin finisht!*
nd wuz awl mildu wen yu cum bak nd strat ober.
Bid dere….Dun dat!!! :lwink:
bemember mixin starch?
oar wurz… pinnin kurtinz ahn teh priklii fraem 2 strech dem flat?
Wut *gud ol’ daiz* wuz doze?
I furgot abowt teh starch an pinnin curtinz!!!
Got mai fingr stukt moar tahn wonce!!
Sumwun sae roks?
Ai liek tehm bettrn shuz, tew. Hard owndefeat tohugh.
Aye lubz roks. Mr. Pjammie sppedz op wehnz wii r owt 4 ah ryde adn Aye c nyc, beeg roc 4 teh yarhd. En teh howz, Aye gotz polished rocs en floofy boxez. Labradorite, Charoite, botryoidal chalcedony, and rocs, adn rocs, adn uh, smammie, uze gittin BORIN agin…
sari….. and dey maeks handii howz-wholed wepenz.. sew dere, thwak.
ohooohooooh, botryoidalz! lubz dat! oh, yis, we gotz sum rokz arownd heer tu. wen kidletz wur yung fawt it wud be naiz fmlee hoby tu klekt rokz nd polich dem. Gawt tumlur fur krismus. Maik a mes, maik a mes, maik a mes. nd nobuddeez els finkz itz fun. finely burnt it owt nd stoar it cumz from iz gon. it sitz heer fur 38 yeerz nd den getz frode owt.
Ayes gotz *vibratory tumblur* whooohooo (axshuuly, gotz tree ob dem) gud 4 plolushun silber 2…
Teh rox nawt boring mii!
Ai wuz shoppN foar fabrick, picked owt mai yardaj, slipped down teh bead isle & gez whut? My fabrick matchtid teh sodalite n teh snowflaky obsidian.
Wuz tuff nawt biyun maykins foar matchin neklacez!
snowflaky obsidian! On mii liss rite nex 2 teh magoghunney kine 2. And teh sodalite iz ah beri gud blu. Nu faburite blu iz Sweetish slag. Fownd unner ole irony furnessez, is teh glas liek teh obsidian. Aye saw pixshur on Google ob hows maed ob blokz ob it…sew kool.
Waz nebber habin joolry 2 go wif teh fabrick taht gotz mii starred maekin mai oan, Juss begunned byin roks wif wholes ’til Aye larned 2 uze torch adn silber…stihl goez 2 beed stor wehn Aye ken.
Ai g00gled teh slag, moast whir swirly, yes?
Yew an Ai wud haev fun shoppN.
(An yes, Ai haev had a cupull ob obersizd rox jump in mai trunk… wun had teh nycest ripplez oan ett!!)
ai jus maded a braselet wit the chalcedony…………. ai lurves it. When ai got married back in ‘80 ai had a ring made with a very popular stone – quartz from Eastern Washington – called Ellensburg Blue. Wen ai bot teh chalcedony wun bead man said, oh Ellensburg Blue…….. same stone ai gess.
Vari swirlii, yesh. Swirls ob blu, grey adn whyte opakenus and translunacy. Aye wuz bisitin ur blog whyle u wuz g00glin teh rokz. Wut nys lukkin kidletz U gotz. Ebben Teh Heir luks frenlii, adn hym lukz teh age ware tehy nawt. Aye wanna C the snayl and teh sammun 2.
notice 4 teh beaders out der……….. ai just put 4 pix of my recent bracelets on teh cheezfrens photos……. jamamakitty’s bracelets. (New camera, was tryin it out)
Shoppin wud B grate. Letz mii gess… skippetty pas teh manikinz ob sighz -2 wimmin, whu iz alsew fivefut-elebentii inchz tawl, adn go strate 2 teh rokz. And hear wii haf micro-crystaline structures, ober dare r Oolitic aggregatez. Wheee!!! Less taekz Jamamakitty wif uz 2…
Verri nys pics, jamamakitty, adn beeyootiful bracelets. Do yu mayks yur own beedz?
oh no, ai is #1 consumer!!! but fanks 4 teh commintz……
ai gots bazillions ob em……. will have tew take a few more pix (gets teh shell out)
an ai wud lub tew go spelinking in teh rok shops wit yew all……….
We gotz uh kewl plays neer heer ware we n da kitletz goe 2 grub 4 roks n jimstoanz. Mai owldist boi reelee liekz da plays, n he kullekz n sortz da roks. Himz favertz r emrulds n roobeez n uf coars tygrrrz ai.
I wantz 2 gitz himz uh tumblr but he sez himz duzznt want wun. Liekz em ruff, he sez.
I bet himz wood liek 2 c ur plays, smammie
ai had such a ‘xcitin’ childhood, ai remember sittin under teh clothesline lukkin tru teh lubbly (gravel) rocks! HA
but ter was a place inda woods wer we cud dig up fossils…….. dis wuz in Germany long time ago……
rocks……… it’s a solid hobby
wair duz yew awl digs yer roks…Aahz?
ruff iz gud 2, onli… sumtiemz U hafta C wuz hidin ensied..mush liek peepulz hartz, 2 reelii aprishe8 the rokz. Dere iz a vari gud buk, cawfee tabul tipe U wud say, cawld *Within The Stone* by Bill Atkinson, ful ob gorjuss fotoz adn S-Az. Haz hymm enny liddle G-odez?
Uh plays n da norf Jorja mowntinz. U gitz a bukkit (noe, nawt lolrus’ bukkit) fulla rokz n stuff frum da rivvur, n u gitz 2 skreen em owt ursef. Putz sum inna skreenr, worsh em inna troff, fleeng awai da rownd brown wivvur roks, den shayk da skreen sew u kin c wat u gotz leff. Summa da rokz r reelee lubberlee. Mai boi gotza grate beeg kalsyt wun tym dat wun kleer enuff 2 lukz thru n c da dubbl refrak… rifrax… too pitchers. Himz gotz sum nys emruldz, n himz garnitz r reelee nys n kleer n deap red.
U kin pan fur gowld dere, 2 ifn u liek…
ruh roh……… dis teh booootimus
http://www.mamasminerals.com/page/MM/PROD/EGG-GEO03
Yup, himz gotz jeeoadz … sum r kynda playn wif itteebittee kleer kristlz, but himz haz sum wif nys purr-pull emmyfistz. Himz awlsew haz wun emmyfist wif free hedz (nawt jess wun).
wow, wud lurve tew see dat!!
K, den, I can haz pitcher 2 uplowd 2morro
I gotzta goe 2 beddee bie nao…
TTFN, yawl!
oh fanks, ai kint wait tew sees it…………..
hab a gud sleep……….. ai’m headed dat wai maiself!!
OMG!! Juss saw clok. Ayez ah punkin in 10 moar minnitz. Gud Nite ebberywun.
nite smammie
Iz nys membries fur yur boi, Aahz! Wii pand fur gold in California onct, adn alzo in Colorado. Up neer de taylingz pondz by de owld mynz der iz gud stuff, sumtymz. Ub cors, yu mus b berry kayrful, adn getz de permishunzz frum de ownerz firs, but, iz byootiful eben if yu dont fynd nefing.
Ohai, Kafleen! U r happytailz 2nite?
If I only type half the comment, does that make me only half-crazy? Or just a half-wit? Mebbe you shouldn’t answer that. Hmmmm.
Iz layt heer, tu. I fot I wuld wish yu gud nyt, Kafleen, adn ne uvver cheezfrenz styll abowt. I myss yur abatar, Kafleen!
Ai shud nawt haev left!!
Nao Ai am bak an awl teh ovverz are schnoozN!
Smam, tks foar teh compliminty. Mai Heir iz a sweet wun
(mutch EZur tahn hiz siztorz) Hiz fren wuz azkin sumwun F tehy n00 him… teh guy sez “O yeh, him has teh mad ‘chops.”
(Wii sae iz liek teh Xman Logan [Woolvereen])
JA, Ellensburg nawt sew far frum mii, Ai wheel haev tew sii F lo-cal gemshop haz anee ob tohse bl00 qtz rx!!
O Aahz, yew iz raisin tohse kidz RITE!!! Ai appr00v hartilee. Ai haev photz ob teh Heir & Pair @ teh garnet dig… awl muddy/vry vry happitayle.
(Wii haev garnetz awl ovr juzt east ob uz.)
O hai, Mel O’Nix!! Yew liek teh plae owt inna rox t00? Iz teh moast fun. Shayme wii cannoe hab a biiiiig field trip!
{{{Hai Miss Kafleen!!!}}}
okay, mebbee Ai shud goe nao… *sigh*
1. Is that a gud number 4 yew?
*snert*
Mebbe u like a rownd number. Howz bout 0? Iz dat rownd enuff 4 u?
du nawt makez teh ahzmatic laff sew hart!!!
noa can’t goz owt 2 plai, gotta stai hoem and greeze teh wheezer…..
Deh skweekee wheeze getz deh greeze?
gooze greeze maibii?
Wil chiken du ok? got sum freshly ina frig. brb.
srsly? chikken fatz? Gud fur maekin pi-kruzt 4 doze Granny Smif appulz
Yu du dat? Mai Grammy uzed tu du nd it wuz gud. Hab grabensteen appulz. Nebur nu cud maik pi wif n e uvvur kiend.
NJ… noez gotz teh grabbenstein. Hour bestest iz Stayman Winesapz, buttz dey hab beri shurt czson.. maek du wif Grannyz
nebber thot ov you-sing chiggen fat! I usta use duck fat, it’s grate, akshually. Butt, useally 4 crusts 4 safery disches lyke keesh, becuz of teh salt and seesunings I putted on teh duck whin eye cooked hymn. Ducks have alot ob fat, butt tehy is SO GOOD when yU cooks tehm until they R crispy—so perky; I lubb it!
Ai haev nevar uzed teh fowl fat fur anneetihng.
Ai am sorprized @ tish use. (Nawt digstusted, jest sprized)
I n00 foar sueps teh chiggen fat wuz gud… an duck eggz iz teh bezt foar n00dullz.
A hole n00 whirld ob cookN tew splore!
Housesumebber, menny dokturz wud B skreemin rite noa. Aye haz ah theorii: iffin U cum frum farmurz, adn dey awlwaiz et dis weigh… adn U doan spen awl dai habin 2 stae sat doan… den U ken eetz duk adn chikin fatz… adn ise krem….adn…
Yez is tr00, teh sednentary lief iz Y wii cannoe eet liek taht nao.
Steel, F teh whirld az wii noe ett wud end, iz nyc tew noe yew can uz teh chiggen schmaltchz foar cruzt. Must fynd wai tew yse ebberytihgn but teh cluck, sew tew speke.
Chikken fatz iz dun bai puttin teh fatz (kin ebben getz frum bucher) en teh cass-irony pan adn rendering obber beri lo heet ’til kripsey partz floot en teh klear likwid fatz: stayn & stor en frig, getz nys adn solid, but nawt hart liek lahrd…
10Q smammie… sowndz similur tew mayking ghee frum teh btter.
Wai dew Ai fee ill liak Ai’m inna Our Gang eppysoda?
…oh miz crabtree…Bcuz U R….
{{{ Ohai Smammie }}}
Hoep yew haz a ezbrevin, weezfree nyte!
(Cauz Ai sodalite yew!)
“Alfalfa, will u sweeng me b4 we haz lunch?”
“Shur, Darla”
“Say, Romeo, wattabowt ur prawmiss 2 da He-Manz-Wimmin-Haytr klub?”
“Iz sorree, Spankee, but I hasta livz mai oan lyf.”
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OH!
U can makes wiff wiskurs? > and < ?
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Juzt foar yew kafleen!!
kan evan mayka panda (kinda)
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ohai, sweetMOM! Wat font u b yoozin 4 da middul karactur? Awl I seez izza skwayr… R u yoozin uh font I nawt can haz instawld yit?
wut iz inna middel? ai sees teh skwair………
O Ai haz a sad… iz Timez N00 Roman…
looks like a liddil round nose wif kitteh mouf.
Dew yew hab teh PC oar teh Mac?
Heer iz the Arial
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says it is teh latin lettr Ain if taht halpz.
Liek tihs, onlee teh ‘nose’ iz sol-lid:
http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/fecc/arabic_letter_ain_medial_form.png
*dubbul snurt*
Yu noze da wurdz fur dat? ai kin heer toon in mai mined but nawt da wurdz. Uzed tu du arobik dans wif . ana stepbal chanj.
keel u til u die frum it!!!!
snafutti!! Where hav yoo bin? ai wuz just thinking ov putting yur naume up awn mai list ov “The Missing!”
MOAST happee to see you!!
Dis deeserbs annuddur snurt!
Snurt.
Here’s a stranje number thingy. The pixshure just now appears. But the date sez 11:01 am (prezumably cheeztime). But it is nawt, it is right now (as I types) 12:07pm cheeztime.
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WTF? has the cheezes moved the cheeze? are they now in a different tyme zone? has tehre been a transmongificashun of teh spayce-tyme continuum? are teh borg implicated? does this explain the e-rat-ic appereance of pictures recetnly?
I’ve never understood cheeze tyme. By my clock it’s 15:08
Mr. d’Beaker, sir? Iz ben skrewy awl weak lawn. Aye spectx teh wurm inda Tequila dyed, adn dey B six…
Dey haz ben berry strainj 4 menny daze noaw. I not noeing wut dey b up 2. I doan’t think dey noeing wut dey b up 2 eezzer. Menny pics hab a time stap ending wif :00 but not showing up 4 half ower or moar.
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I b thinkingdey haz lost deh cheez.
Ai notis dat tu. If ai sai wut ai fink abowt dere bilitee tu tel tiem dey mite nawt let me cum bak tu plai. K den letz go tu tybutik getting sum tararaz(sparklee) nd has a party. Tararaz opshunul fur PDB. Maibe nis ty wif turn awn litez? Ebreebuddeez getz sumfingz tudai cuz we wate so lawng.
Ai wud akz hooz da branez ub dis chikns*** owtfit but aim scairt de screwiteez peepz mite cum taik me awai in chanez.
Hoo moved mai cheez??!?
Hey! I camed too say dat!
I shall bury up to your head in my sandbox. I shall use your entrails as toys for my kittens. You shall die a thousand deaths and never really die!!!
know forever the scorn of a wet cat!
Aye am going 2 cut U frum Mundai 3 midweak mawnin, deep whyde adn continouslii…
mundai “2″ modweak, juss canawt type for doo-doo
one-upmanship, let me sho yu it.:LOL:
luks liek ai’m thurdee minnits laet!! consarndit!!! o will…. beddur laet dan nebbur.
Ohai, lc79! Lukz liek u mayd uh full recubbree after u had da *splort*
durn werdpretzl!!! i hayt u werdpretzl!!!! u eetd mai komint!!!
i haz big nuz, clik deh link to find out wut it is….
AAAHHH!!!it diddit agin!!!
heers deh link….http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1209499
Cormcatulations!!! Little people are much fun!!!
klik mai name tu see teh big nuze….
kongar@ilashun on nu fambly memberz!
Wayte, taht iznawt yur kitteh… ar YEW goeN tew hab a kitteh ob yer own????
yup. end of febuary nawt sekkund ob march….
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YEA!!!!
many congratshoelaces!!!
Iz teh best ob n00z!!
Wii expeckt updaytz yew noe!
Yay! Happytailz fur yu!
tanks berry mush. right nau i r maekin eye scream.. wut toppins r gud awna eye scream?
less see…..
alot ob chokklit…
banana
crusht cereal
D….
Dime-sized Choklit cheepz
Evry colur ob jimmy majinable
Frootie syrups
G….
Ground nuts
Hot fujj
Iddy biddy sprinklolz
Jelly beens
Krushed kake
L…
Liddul sprinklee fingz
krispeez
marshmellowz
nutz
o…
tiem awn pixshurr iz teh beeg fib, Wii wuz hear, adn itz wuzzant ’til 12:00pm
Leest wez stil heer. Sumtiemz yu lait nd ebreebuddeez awlredy gawn fur da dai.
beri tru… adn iz beri hart 2 figgur owt wut tiem itz bein 4 ebbrywun 2. Aye uze teh “Hu B talkin” box 2 C whare peepz B, tehn czechz tiem bai dem
adn lukkinatz teh clok, IRL iz eim 2 feedz teh critturz , enklewdin mii & Mr. Pjammie
TTFN
But kitty, I luvs…*gets scratched*
Meowdic!
i kan only countz 2 0×12
butt, …wait…
*brain splodes frum teh paradox*
Deyz ownlee wun doc heer, kafleen…
Ware u seez uh payr uv doks?
I see two quacks.
“I see two quacks.”
kafleen sed paradoxically.
(hay, it wuz teh phunny a couple wiikz ago, sew iz phunny naow!)
Gess dat wood b paradux, den?
N datz ebben wif bowf shooz awf….
icy teh Aahz haz it!
40 udders, 0×12 iz hexadismal foar 18
Chawklitt Kitteh didz
nawt need baff! Habdz hy~jeen
unnurr full cawntroal
Butz, NNNNNNO!!! Hewminz
juss HABDZ 2 inturrfeer. Dis
gibbz Kitteh ‘T3h Madz!’
Hewmin habdz bettah
re~theenkz stratijee oarz dayr
can haz beez Bluddshedd
Jack.
Ohai, Jack!
u fink homeland security getz LOLspeak? (hijack)
Dey bettur fined sum rele bad duerz . annoyeristz go plai wif da terristz nd lebe uz alown.!
Ohai, Jack. Yore pomes getz bedder an bedder!
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Ifinkso yu shud publish a buk ov wunnerful “haikus bai Jack.”
Jaikus ??
Aye B slo, senora.. juss gotz dat wun. @@@@@@@
JACK!! LOL! LOL!! LOL!!! “Butz, NNNNNNO!!! *snerkitee snerk*
indeed.
dam pumks!
say dat out loud: pumks.
*snurt*
kafleen! iz u stil heer???
Rosie! U nebbur picked up ur card!~ I sended it to ur Yahoo cheez email!
Well…I know I’d be sleepin’ with one eye open!
I rekignizes this luk. Heres how I fixes it:
I drops towull over bebeh an cudduls, tehn I gets owt teh favrit brush. Tehn I gets teh crunchee treets in teh bloo packij an puts elebenty down, an while porr bebeh is nommin them, I starts bruuusshhhhin…brruusshhin….brrussshhin…
soon all is forgiben.
Happee tummy trumps everthing.
redirect and distract ftw
werks wif teh hooman baybeez tew… sumtiems
ai liek yer blog an worreein bowt slippin in 2 lol wile defendin yer dishertayshun!
oh noes! dat wud b problumattic! lolz
Yez, vry mutch a wurrie!!!
“and on teh Marz…”
nawt gud!
ps tks foar biiN mai wiki fren!!!
Aww, kooot
I thot I sed “no baffs”?
It meen… no baffs!
o hai! enee chz frenz stil heer??
Ai em heer, Rosie! Ai shud go to bed, tho…iz layt-o-clock.
ar yew still here, Rosie? (mai sister from anudder mudder)
{{{Jamama}}} Aye iz hear 2. Juss czecht owt ur brassletz. Honisslii trulii, Aye buyed teh cz. glas rektanglez dis beri dai. Dey ware biege/brown, lukked liek rokz, had 2 haz.
duz yew ebber shop at teh “Firemountain Gems” online……… it’s teh mudder lode!! but ai likes tew go tew teh shows tooooooooo
otay………stretch target here……… it wud be teh awsome tew awl meet up in Tucson in February sumtime…..wen dey has all teh bead shows….. (might nawt happen but it has tew start sumwair!!)
Tucson! iz nawt wearthii… Wud sew lub 2 go sumdai. Mii faborite beed stor lady goez ebbery yr. Aye sew gelus. She bringd back tunz ob gudiiz… Aye juss doan hab tunz ob $$$. Gonna spen Mondai wif mai 2 bestest frenz, drinkin tea, lissnin 2 Edith Piaf, adn stringin beedz. Aye iz gonna tri 2 larn right-angle weave. Teeny-tiny beedz iz nu 4 mii, butt whil hab phun noe madder wut.
dun noes if mai eyes cud string teh seed beads………..
so throw teh Tucson thot out inna atmosphere and see wut materializes…..jus mite win teh lottries or sumfin!!
yew has teh fun wit yer beadin buddies…….. speshul friens is speshul!!
ai noo a numbrz.. iz bukkit.. no waet.. :S
I no speak lolspeak but this is why I come here EVERY day. Nine days out of 10 I AM going to laugh…..*ahhhh*
BREE-LEE-UHNT – dis b wun uv de BESTESTEST kapshuns EBBER!
maed me furget bait mai toofayk (wisdomtoof wut not wants to ko- coop- “aaah, geez, wurk wif me heer, will ya?”, n so nao i waits fur de horse spituhl dokter to foan me fur maykin plans fur ohperayshun – SKAREE!) for a koopel uv minnits, hat leest…
O hai, mumrik! eye habent scene yU in furrever! Sew srry ’bout yer aweful owey toofy! {{{{{{{{{mumrik}}}}}}}}}}} git welll soon!
Hoep yuur toofie prahblum awl beddure: Ai HATEZ teh toofie prahblums, maiseylfe!!!!!!
bait = baot, but cheezpeeps b SMRT peeps, so wai ai feel need tew korrekt maislef, ai dunno…
U iz doin itz rite, donnut worii.. Iz fone-attic moaslii, wif ah hebbii hanfil ob punz. U ken go 2 teh *Lolspeak Wiki* atz teh top ob teh paige. Hour Rosie putin sew menny fingz dat maek itz EZur 2 larn. Cheezez care bowt teh playin nyse beeg thyme, nawt beri mush bowt teh spellin. Sari bowt teh toof: iz cawled “wisdom” cawz it smartz…..
kitteh, he haz onlee one brain cell liek mai Molly kitteh.
Iyf luuks cud kills, yuu wud bees ded elebentey tiems!!!!
(Yuu knoe: “Hell haz noe furie liek a kitteh skourned”;
Wen her geyts awl drieyded awf, her iys gunna coem afture yuu wif a vehngince;)
Adn tehn kitteh wil exakt hers rebenge; pointee eynds awl drawn adn reddy…….;
(Untyl her heers teh soun ov teh kan-ouppenir!!!!
Tehn her wil nom, nom, nom herseylfe iyntu foargehtfulniss……)
lol teh kitteh is quite angree
I was going to declare a moratorium on wet cats vowing revenge, but this one made me laugh.