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  1. That’s teh last time I buy software retail.

    • cratz says:

      5 cheezburgrs 4 LCB!

    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

      Happy Caturday , all, Has anyone noticed what time it is now and what time this thread started? Very strange. maybe they think everyone will be off playing elsewhere on the holiday weekend? Well, we’re not. Has anyone noticed that I get testy when things arent’ the way I perceive they are supposed to be?

      • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

        Nd tu ad insult, ai hab tu go fined mai abatar nd bring it bak.
        At leest PB2K gawt tu go hoam. Dat’s bery gud nyewz.

        • Tidmum says:

          {{{{gmwgs}}}}
          Happy Caturday to yew too :grin:
          I jess poppin in to say “Ohai” den I am orf to bed.Berree tired an sleepy tewdai.
          I thot to sef eerlier “wares teh bloomin pikshures!!?”
          I finkso teh Cheezs must be on LoLiday an fergettid to load teh gnu ones :sad:
          Plz can yoo say Ohai tew ebreewun fer me?
          I goes up teh wooden hill nao.
          Hav fun.
          Nitey nitey.

        • cweenmj says:

          Hi gma!!! I gess dey fergotz 2 putting gnu pix in deh q. Dey’ll kum bak Chewzday morning adn finelee gibbing us sumfing els 2 lukking at. :-(

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            Ohai, cween, ai wuz luk at Sunset mangazene urlier nd wundur if yu hab fownd awl da huckleberry bushes up dere . Dey wil nawt be redy tu pik fur a wile, bowt july oar august. Iz a hard jawb tu pik dem but iz grately nomable. ai cumz bisit yu nd go owt pikking. ok?

  2. Kitteh’s tail is still stuck in teh queue.

  3. mary O'Spockn says:

    …will this sad tale have a happy ending?

    • … tune in tomorrow for another episode of “As teh Whirled Whirls”

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        is dat a spinoff of “As the Stomach Turns”

        oar, “Teh Daze of Our 9 Lives”?

        “The Tung and teh Ratless”?

        ok, i go nao…
        kthnxbai

        • No, don’t go!

          I has a sinus-y hedache this morning and I can’t think of moar titles, but here is a list we did at Top5 Pets a long time ago:
          .
          http://www.littlefivers.com/pets/soap-operas-for-pets/
          .
          U should rite for this list! Top5 Pets, I means. Send me e-mail at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com to enquire how to make that happen.

          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

            oh, ai also forgotted to say congashumalshuns fer steeling the taupe spot, LCB. Yew wants teh tylenol cocktail and the cold- washcloth-on-the-face dance?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              lukz to me she’s awreddy ben in teh meds… aisle wait til her hed cleerz: she may wants to retrakt dat offur.

              • Pish-posh! U is funny and could totally do it. PdB, too! I have already recruited a few Cheezfrenz to write for Top5 Pets and they has done pretty well.

                PdB: there is also a Top5 Science list that could use ur funny brain cells.

                Srsly, rite to me and I’ll tell u moar or else u can goes to:

                www. littlefivers.com and have a look around.

            • I am reddy for another dose of tylenlol, so that would be good, thx. I is about reddy to try Plan P: peanut butter and Pepsi. That seems to work for some reason. Prolly teh caffeine and sugar combination.

              No dansing for me rite now. I’ll watch everybuddy else tho, as long as there’s ont too much spinning.

              • mary O'Spockn says:

                i find red curry from the lokal Ty restarunt clearz my hed amazinkly wels.

                mebbee teh Ty boot eek could open a takee outee?

                • gibbocat says:

                  wii wud. butt eye fink teh aroma wud adberzlee F ekt liza-b’s py stawl.
                  but nyz eye deeyuh!!1
                  wwil axe Pd’B eef himz labz kan cum up wif an arowma-gard sowlushun..?
                  N E fink am pawsibbul if Igor am awn teh jawb!! ;)

                  • mary O'Spockn says:

                    ooooo- mebee we can haz a takee outee at teh window betwixt the MOS liberry adn d’Beaker labz, proper.

                    Dey can formulate teh resipeas, & kemikal additiv stuffs, teh biodegr edibul contaynurz, adn we canz offer the curriees to cleerz teh hed s for teh reeding.

                    • gibbocat says:

                      eyem finkin teh biodegg reddy bull kontaynurz am teh gud eyedeeyuh.
                      but eyem nawt 2 shoor bowt nommin N E fing dat Igor myt hav med!!??
                      mebbeh wii cud stik 2 ressypeas frum teh liberry imself – dey shud haf teh gud kukbux!!1
                      *no awfenz, Igor!* ( juss mau bejeetereen naychur wud worree dat der mai b braynz een mai kurree!! )

            • idansdansdans says:

              Roomer hazzit… LCB jus’ *borrowed* teh taupe spot….

  4. irongrrl says:

    sixth life recalls tragik interaktion wit hungry goggie

    • Lucy says:

      Mom, can we please has cabel modem? What if da power goes out before my tail gets all of itself here? Da udder kids will call me “Stubby.” PLEEEZE?

  5. sparkysmom says:

    KITTEH NOE HAZ HANDLE ? WHERES DA HANDLE ? HAOW CAN HOOMIN KIDLETS GRAB DA KITTEH WIFF OWT DA HANDLE?

    • cweenmj says:

      Not just kidlets using deh handul.
      .
      On deh farm wii hadding deh liddul tuxie kitteh named Topper dat wud gowing wif uz 2 deh barn for teh milking tymez. Wen wii goingz bak to deh howse 4 supper himz kumz 2. In deh winter Dad wud grabbing himz bai teh tayl adn slinging Topper onto himz sholder for a ride 2 deh howse; keeping deh widdul kitteh feetz off ov deh snowz. Kitteh wud run 2 git in frunt uv Dad so himz kud gitting deh ride!!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        ;)

      • no 1 in particular says:

        :shock: wuddint taht hurt teh kitteh?
        at leest it wuzzint a mowse lyke Reepicheep, cuz a mowses tayl iz hiz honur adn shud nebber beez mis-handlold

        • cweenmj says:

          If Topper didn’t like it, himz wudnta run tew git himz ride, himz wudda just run tew deh howse. Dad wuznt hurtin him, just gibbing himz a kwik liddul flip. Adn deh sholder ride wuz nise adn warm 4 deh liddul kitteh footsez. :-)

  6. sparkysmom says:

    SAWWY 4GOT DA CAPS THNGY- ther, awl fixed naow

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      sokay, i think you use teh caps to see better?

      • cweenmj says:

        O hai, Sparkeez Mom! Duz u b habbing deh gud Caturday???
        Heerz sumfing dat may help u wif reeding deh commints if u b using deh Windoze.
        *Putz on Geek Hat wif propeller.*
        .
        Click “Start” then “Control Panel” then “Acessibility Options -
        Configure Windows to work for your vision, hearing, and mobility needs”
        In the left panel, under “See Also”, click “Magnifier”, A new window will open with the magnifier options and, in the top of your monitor screen, a magnified window will open. Select the magnification level that meets your needs, then minimize (but don’t close) the control window.
        .
        *takingz off deh Geek hat.*
        Hab a gud Memorial Day weekend. :-)

  7. Allison says:

    iz dail-up kitteh who caint swicth to Vista.

    noe moar suportz.

  8. LOLDemon says:

    Lode tiem fr tayl alweyz seemz tu taek lawngr den rest uv bawdee fr sum reezun.

    • gibbocat says:

      iz awlwaiz laggin B hine!!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        *heddesk*

        • old lurker says:

          Welkom bak MOS, I mizzed yur commints
          LCB, Iz feel fur yu. I had dat las week. {{{LCB}}}

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            why, thnx, OL. i mist yu guyz, too.
            due to popyular de man, i aer startin to reishoe teh MaryinPerupdate emaylz (re runz of preebyuslee issued stuffs foar doze who dint get on teh furst liszt) you can emailz me at marynbobd at aoldotcom. to be put on teh liszt. shud startz next week. substitoot @ for at, ob course, adn leev out teh spayses.

  9. omg,lolkirbies says:

    de intatoobz r been sluw. NUMBA WUN COMENT!!!!!!!

  10. old lurker says:

    Kitteh nedz tu go tu Wally Wurld, de r de biggerest re-tailer.

  11. Jack Deth says:

    Sno~bawll Kitteh’z grayt
    grayt ellebbentee billyunth
    grandz Mommee gawtz awn

    T3h Awrk wiff No~uhh
    andz habdz t3h door cloazz awn her’z
    lawng Bawtill Brussh tayl

    Sno~bawll Kitteh no
    habz t3h sadz. She’z am cawmpleet.
    No wun elss knoez dis! :-)

    Jack.

  12. Duffy says:

    Dis is Cheshyre Kitteh practisin teh gradjual disappeering.

  13. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Tihs bees Manx Kitteh tu the Max!!!!

    (Liek Jack sez; hers nawt myssyng her tayle, becuz her nebber had wun!!!)

  14. gascat says:

    Dis wher cat tales cum frum, kitteh remobes tale n plantz i.

    wun ub mai faborite kittehs dat is ober da bridge wuz a tabby manx wif n orng tummi. Himz sos smart, wuz moosical, plaied letter door flap.
    Wud bringz us miceses n putz dem unda da door mat fur us. ( we lern, if doormat awl wrinkly…. no stands on it!)
    lubed da kitteh- himz nom wuz “outside Susan” himz nawt outside or a Susan!
    -da Susan part hole udder stori….

    momcat

  15. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    took my cat down to teh autoshop. I got it detailed.

  16. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    grrr I been stuck in teh lab since 3:00 am on a caturday wif no noo peekshurs :cry:
    I wanna go hoam n play geetar heero wif teh husbear.

  17. D.R. says:

    Please update Kitteh Tayl wif sofware dribers for Kitteh 08. Kitteh 07 no longer compatible. Please consult ur reseet an jump up an down an yell. We will nawt help u.

  18. susan says:

    clevaaaaahhhhhhhh

  19. catalogical humor says:

    oh noes
    cunnection droppd

  20. Andy says:

    Retickyoolaytin Splynz…

    (that wuz a SimCity 2000 joke)

  21. Eric says:

    If ai byez dis kitteh, duz ai getz a discownt?

  22. Izzy says:

    Vista installation: Cancel or Allow?

  23. irow says:

    hahahaha por kitteh

  24. Chaos454 says:

    poor kitten, did someone stub its tail?

  25. catsablanca says:

    Nao Ai knowz Ai hadz eet wehn Ai lef hoem dis mornin.

  26. bubblegumblonde says:

    datz funniie!

  27. guitarfreak says:

    So I gess Maynx kittehs r kittehs dat didn’t load all teh way?

  28. Manx-kitteh says:

    yaay a manx cat…I be manx too



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