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That’s teh last time I buy software retail.
5 cheezburgrs 4 LCB!
Happy Caturday , all, Has anyone noticed what time it is now and what time this thread started? Very strange. maybe they think everyone will be off playing elsewhere on the holiday weekend? Well, we’re not. Has anyone noticed that I get testy when things arent’ the way I perceive they are supposed to be?
Nd tu ad insult, ai hab tu go fined mai abatar nd bring it bak.
At leest PB2K gawt tu go hoam. Dat’s bery gud nyewz.
{{{{gmwgs}}}}
Happy Caturday to yew too
I jess poppin in to say “Ohai” den I am orf to bed.Berree tired an sleepy tewdai.
I thot to sef eerlier “wares teh bloomin pikshures!!?”
I finkso teh Cheezs must be on LoLiday an fergettid to load teh gnu ones
Plz can yoo say Ohai tew ebreewun fer me?
I goes up teh wooden hill nao.
Hav fun.
Nitey nitey.
Nitee-nitez tidmum!!
Schmooz tew yooz.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai, tm, probly tu lait but ai wuz wundur if yu went tu awl dat festibulz gozing awn in yur taown. Tawk wif yu laitur.
Hi gma!!! I gess dey fergotz 2 putting gnu pix in deh q. Dey’ll kum bak Chewzday morning adn finelee gibbing us sumfing els 2 lukking at.
Ohai, cween, ai wuz luk at Sunset mangazene urlier nd wundur if yu hab fownd awl da huckleberry bushes up dere . Dey wil nawt be redy tu pik fur a wile, bowt july oar august. Iz a hard jawb tu pik dem but iz grately nomable. ai cumz bisit yu nd go owt pikking. ok?
Clawk sez 3:01 . Maibe iz new pishkur? we goze tu se.
Kitteh’s tail is still stuck in teh queue.
sumtimes teh intertoobs is soooooooooooooooooooo slow … kitteh is waiting for a new picshur to post on ICHC.
PdB, does u think u could halp teh kitteh by making it a prosth… prostit… presiden… a fake tail in ur lab?
oooo- he has teh b0rg teknawlogee, teh pawsabilitees…bogguls teh mine…
Does it dongle teh mind as well?
All your tails are belonging to us — resistance is fyootlol. Igor might have some tais (sum kind of tails) in teh storeroom. Right thru this creaky door, wif teh big rusty locks and hinges and the big sign saying “danjur, do nawt open” and teh spooky myoosic that starts playing as soon as we gets close to it … that door.
Well, I guess if it’s all u has, kitteh will has to settle for one or ur tails from teh crypt.
heddesk
yew waulkt in 2 dat wun Pd’B!!!
giv he teh 2 tail in 1!!!!
dis kitteh, hims laik teh Yoo Ess eekonOmee…
[wait for it]
him jus needs moor RE-TAIL
I gives tihs tew tales UP!
nyc wun
Juss memember—de feat wen ober de fense befoar de tayl.
LCB ewe ar full of teh win!!!!
i think igor is avoiding me. i sent him dis invitashun, adn he woant retrun my cals.
dunno why…
“Deer igor, i reely admirez yr brains. i wood be honorified to has you for a barbeque dish wkend”
hmmm. mebee i needz to reword eat?
No, teh wording is fine. U mabye shouldn’t have sended teh gift of barbecue sauce scented shampoo, is all.
yah, i fink dat was in bad taste.
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i thinkz igor haznt gots much hair.
See?
U can prbably make amends by sending him some Pate Polish. In ur favorite flavor.
mebee a Marynade?
ew- i shuddern go dere…
tri teh bergundi
ai haz a kweschun
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1207575
Ohai jamamkitty!
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Doze kittehs ar preshus, an yesh, tehy can haz a free dai weakend, wif too Caturdais!
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I’z bery happitayl, becuz I’z goink hoam frum teh horspistol todai! Teh cownts ar gud enuf taht tehy iz letting me go!!!! so I’z can enjoi bof Caturdais!
ai am sew happitail 4 yew!! yr counts are higher dan minez!! we can haz extra ICHC dai!! yr kittlins will be sew glads tew see yew!!! any idea wen teh springs yew?
Yeah PB2K!!!
Dat iz teh bestest noos I cud hab todai!!! Dis iz a happeh tail weekend fur awl teh Cheez Peeps!
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
O hai!! PB2K iz nawt awnlee going – she iz GONE!!! HOAM!!! YAY!!
An Happee she iz. (ai cawlled hur – awn teh tellee fone!!)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
clik yr rubee slipprz & say
dere’s no plaze like hoem…
Shez hoem alreddy?!?!!? Yea!! A liddlul cweenfetti tew silleebrating 4 her!!
∞ﻲﷲ╔˚˝;ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ░ ۩ ۻ ▓▲□ ≈ ♦ √ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪ ₤ ” · ° ÷ˉ ˚˝ ; ю ╔ ▓ ▲□ ≈ ♦ ˚˝;ю ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ░ ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ב & } ؟٢ ٭ ∞
ﻲﷲ√ ₤ ⌂∫ ╬ ▪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ░ ₤”·°÷ˉ˚˝;ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂░≡
˚˝;ю ב &}؟٢٭ ۅ ۩ ۻ ۩ ۻ ₪ ☼ ¶ ♣ ∂ Д Ξ⌂ ░ ≡
Ai haz 3 happi cattails fur yu, PB2K. Tehts wunnerful!!1!
YAYYYYY fur teh ryezing counts!!!!
Yay furr teh ezcape frum teh horse spittle!!
Walcum hoem PB2K!!!
Hapihapihappihapihapihapihapi. wuz hoapful yestdy.:)
Hurray fur PB2K! Hope yoo keep gettin betterer an betterer!
{{{{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}}}
PB2K goan hoam? Maiks mii more happitale than gettin a noo kittehbehbeh!
Noe, Igor nawt want shampoo wif bad tayst
Igor wantz shampoo dat taysts bad.
No shampoo for Igor – he onlee want real poo.
eeeeewwwwwwwhhhhh @@@@@
Waol, I shure dat taysts bad… *pleh*
I fink kitteh frozed himz tale off…..
sry bout sinus imfection- I getz dem AWL da tyme! Kaismer makz me doos da icky sinus rinse afor deh will gibs me antibiotiks, I HATES da sinius rinse- I fink it gib me ear imfection!
Mai advic- take looong hot shower, blow knows ofen, stai in bed en read lolkittehs.
Momcat
An doan foargit teh chikn soop! Momma-in-law, mai shee ress innpeese, yoosed tew cawl itt”Joosj Pennasyllun”!
Um, dat’s sposedta bee “Joosh”—mai fimmers gufed.
…will this sad tale have a happy ending?
… tune in tomorrow for another episode of “As teh Whirled Whirls”
is dat a spinoff of “As the Stomach Turns”
oar, “Teh Daze of Our 9 Lives”?
“The Tung and teh Ratless”?
ok, i go nao…
kthnxbai
No, don’t go!
I has a sinus-y hedache this morning and I can’t think of moar titles, but here is a list we did at Top5 Pets a long time ago:
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http://www.littlefivers.com/pets/soap-operas-for-pets/
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U should rite for this list! Top5 Pets, I means. Send me e-mail at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com to enquire how to make that happen.
oh, ai also forgotted to say congashumalshuns fer steeling the taupe spot, LCB. Yew wants teh tylenol cocktail and the cold- washcloth-on-the-face dance?
lukz to me she’s awreddy ben in teh meds… aisle wait til her hed cleerz: she may wants to retrakt dat offur.
Pish-posh! U is funny and could totally do it. PdB, too! I have already recruited a few Cheezfrenz to write for Top5 Pets and they has done pretty well.
PdB: there is also a Top5 Science list that could use ur funny brain cells.
Srsly, rite to me and I’ll tell u moar or else u can goes to:
www. littlefivers.com and have a look around.
I am reddy for another dose of tylenlol, so that would be good, thx. I is about reddy to try Plan P: peanut butter and Pepsi. That seems to work for some reason. Prolly teh caffeine and sugar combination.
No dansing for me rite now. I’ll watch everybuddy else tho, as long as there’s ont too much spinning.
i find red curry from the lokal Ty restarunt clearz my hed amazinkly wels.
mebbee teh Ty boot eek could open a takee outee?
wii wud. butt eye fink teh aroma wud adberzlee F ekt liza-b’s py stawl.
but nyz eye deeyuh!!1
wwil axe Pd’B eef himz labz kan cum up wif an arowma-gard sowlushun..?
N E fink am pawsibbul if Igor am awn teh jawb!!
ooooo- mebee we can haz a takee outee at teh window betwixt the MOS liberry adn d’Beaker labz, proper.
Dey can formulate teh resipeas, & kemikal additiv stuffs, teh biodegr edibul contaynurz, adn we canz offer the curriees to cleerz teh hed s for teh reeding.
eyem finkin teh biodegg reddy bull kontaynurz am teh gud eyedeeyuh.
but eyem nawt 2 shoor bowt nommin N E fing dat Igor myt hav med!!??
mebbeh wii cud stik 2 ressypeas frum teh liberry imself – dey shud haf teh gud kukbux!!1
*no awfenz, Igor!* ( juss mau bejeetereen naychur wud worree dat der mai b braynz een mai kurree!! )
Roomer hazzit… LCB jus’ *borrowed* teh taupe spot….
sixth life recalls tragik interaktion wit hungry goggie
Mom, can we please has cabel modem? What if da power goes out before my tail gets all of itself here? Da udder kids will call me “Stubby.” PLEEEZE?
KITTEH NOE HAZ HANDLE ? WHERES DA HANDLE ? HAOW CAN HOOMIN KIDLETS GRAB DA KITTEH WIFF OWT DA HANDLE?
Not just kidlets using deh handul.
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On deh farm wii hadding deh liddul tuxie kitteh named Topper dat wud gowing wif uz 2 deh barn for teh milking tymez. Wen wii goingz bak to deh howse 4 supper himz kumz 2. In deh winter Dad wud grabbing himz bai teh tayl adn slinging Topper onto himz sholder for a ride 2 deh howse; keeping deh widdul kitteh feetz off ov deh snowz. Kitteh wud run 2 git in frunt uv Dad so himz kud gitting deh ride!!
at leest it wuzzint a mowse lyke Reepicheep, cuz a mowses tayl iz hiz honur adn shud nebber beez mis-handlold
If Topper didn’t like it, himz wudnta run tew git himz ride, himz wudda just run tew deh howse. Dad wuznt hurtin him, just gibbing himz a kwik liddul flip. Adn deh sholder ride wuz nise adn warm 4 deh liddul kitteh footsez.
SAWWY 4GOT DA CAPS THNGY- ther, awl fixed naow
sokay, i think you use teh caps to see better?
O hai, Sparkeez Mom! Duz u b habbing deh gud Caturday???
Heerz sumfing dat may help u wif reeding deh commints if u b using deh Windoze.
*Putz on Geek Hat wif propeller.*
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Click “Start” then “Control Panel” then “Acessibility Options -
Configure Windows to work for your vision, hearing, and mobility needs”
In the left panel, under “See Also”, click “Magnifier”, A new window will open with the magnifier options and, in the top of your monitor screen, a magnified window will open. Select the magnification level that meets your needs, then minimize (but don’t close) the control window.
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*takingz off deh Geek hat.*
Hab a gud Memorial Day weekend.
iz dail-up kitteh who caint swicth to Vista.
noe moar suportz.
Lode tiem fr tayl alweyz seemz tu taek lawngr den rest uv bawdee fr sum reezun.
iz awlwaiz laggin B hine!!
*heddesk*
Welkom bak MOS, I mizzed yur commints
LCB, Iz feel fur yu. I had dat las week. {{{LCB}}}
why, thnx, OL. i mist yu guyz, too.
due to popyular de man, i aer startin to reishoe teh MaryinPerupdate emaylz (re runz of preebyuslee issued stuffs foar doze who dint get on teh furst liszt) you can emailz me at marynbobd at aoldotcom. to be put on teh liszt. shud startz next week. substitoot @ for at, ob course, adn leev out teh spayses.
Summer rerunz — anuzzer fine service uv ur frenz at ICHC!!
de intatoobz r been sluw. NUMBA WUN COMENT!!!!!!!
Nawt so much. izzn’t nise tew sai “numba wun” oar “furst”. (Sowry, guise.)
dat b fine
Kitteh nedz tu go tu Wally Wurld, de r de biggerest re-tailer.
wynaut cat catle’s supli stor?
At de Wally Wurld, she kud be habbin her choyce of de tails caz de be habbin a big assor.. vari… lots of um
twue, twue…
Sno~bawll Kitteh’z grayt
grayt ellebbentee billyunth
grandz Mommee gawtz awn
T3h Awrk wiff No~uhh
andz habdz t3h door cloazz awn her’z
lawng Bawtill Brussh tayl
Sno~bawll Kitteh no
habz t3h sadz. She’z am cawmpleet.
No wun elss knoez dis!
Jack.
Hee, hee, hee; Jack;
(Wysh Ai cud hav thot ov tihs maiseylfe: mai kynd ov sentymint!!!!!)
hee hee!
*klaps fuzzy paws foar Jack*
Dis is Cheshyre Kitteh practisin teh gradjual disappeering.
Dyslexic Cheshire Kitteh is dyslexic.
ornj kity b ornj, dat b no matr do.
(Adn taht’s wut Ai du!! )
Tihs bees Manx Kitteh tu the Max!!!!
(Liek Jack sez; hers nawt myssyng her tayle, becuz her nebber had wun!!!)
Dis wher cat tales cum frum, kitteh remobes tale n plantz i.
wun ub mai faborite kittehs dat is ober da bridge wuz a tabby manx wif n orng tummi. Himz sos smart, wuz moosical, plaied letter door flap.
Wud bringz us miceses n putz dem unda da door mat fur us. ( we lern, if doormat awl wrinkly…. no stands on it!)
lubed da kitteh- himz nom wuz “outside Susan” himz nawt outside or a Susan!
-da Susan part hole udder stori….
momcat
hai gascat, fanx 4 sherrin yur tayul ( ooopsee pun!! )
hugs {{{gascat}}}
took my cat down to teh autoshop. I got it detailed.
hai deffynishun gibz yew fynur de tayul!!
BOOOO.
grrr I been stuck in teh lab since 3:00 am on a caturday wif no noo peekshurs
I wanna go hoam n play geetar heero wif teh husbear.
Please update Kitteh Tayl wif sofware dribers for Kitteh 08. Kitteh 07 no longer compatible. Please consult ur reseet an jump up an down an yell. We will nawt help u.
Plz 2 cawlink 1-800-RAZ-BERI. Wii b happee 2 ignoring u.
Ower frennlee salez staff will gladdlee selling u Kitteh08.
(Cuz dey b noeing Kitteh 09 iz due owt negzt monf.)
clevaaaaahhhhhhhh
oh noes
cunnection droppd
Retickyoolaytin Splynz…
(that wuz a SimCity 2000 joke)
If ai byez dis kitteh, duz ai getz a discownt?
re-fur-bished kitteh?
Vista installation: Cancel or Allow?
hahahaha por kitteh
poor kitten, did someone stub its tail?
Nao Ai knowz Ai hadz eet wehn Ai lef hoem dis mornin.
datz funniie!
So I gess Maynx kittehs r kittehs dat didn’t load all teh way?
yaay a manx cat…I be manx too