Christina Ricci Cat
Christina Ricci Cat Disapproves Of Pink Thing
but i approve of dis pink fing 4 mai fud.
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that durn kitteh!
Christina Ricci an’ kitteh teh earlier yeerz http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1368889600/tt0120317
wow! dat kitteh does look like hur!
Yur nawt kiddin, iz kinda skery hao much dat luks liek hur!!
gud movie. Anybodee see teh original??
Mine was better!
Ur teknologee displeezez me.
Concatulations on nawt-second, Lolnathan!
*danse danse danse*
concatulations lolnathan!
omg it is mai NAWT SECOND NAWT SECOND.
dis vry excitin gota go tell mai kitteh! she not beleeve dis for shur.
i beleefs a a danse and bev..beav..bav… drank is catstomary?
omg it is mai NAWT SECOND NAWT SECOND!
dis vry excitin gota go tell mai kitteh! she not beleeve dis for shur.
i beleefs a a danse and bev..beav..bav… drank is catstomary?
(( i made a stupid and put my reply further down on accident, nevermind that one! dis the reel one!))
le sigh
i has epic fail
u nawt fail. werd press taeks joy in shuffling comints
O hai Lolnathan! ;D Menee Conga Ratz too yoo!
ar yoo also noo??? Ai meen – comminting? Ai doo nawt beleeve ai hav seen yur nayme befoar.
Just so yoo noe – wen yoo commint, wurd press sumtiems putz yur commint at teh bottom. Awt yoo hav to doo is “refresh” an teh commint goes wehre it shud bee.
O mai – Ai havnt had ene cawfffee yet!! here iz yur propurrr smilee-
Gud mornin Janet! It is wetancold heer in TeenyTinyIngerlan – muss be a Bank Hawlidai! It’s awlwais misrubble wevver awn teh bank hawlidais – but tehre will still be owtbrakes ob barbie cues and fud poysning; nuffink will stop taht!
An gud morning to YOO!!! Ai am nao sipping mai cawfee – an hav dansed joifullee around teh room fur Lolnathan! an its going to bee a reelee beyootiful day heer!
Doo we awlwaiz hav this Hawlidai togedder?? But ai will nawt be getting poysined today! Ebreebuddee iz goan! Awlmost. Mai Mom iz in teh horsepittal (but Ok, nawt to werree), mai brudder iz up noarth plaiying in a basebawl gayme, mai sister Pyzi iz in Cally Fornia to see her brand noo granbabbee (itz a gurl!!), niece Liz just left fur Brazil to meet hur fiance’s parentz – an Jennifurr iz still in Sweden!
Too bad yoo arent heer. Waht cud we pozin ar self wif?
Yur awl aloen?! But taht isunt rite! Let’s had a barbie cue, ober bai teh Nawty Barn and invyt ebbereewun!
OK, teh grill is hawt, hoo’s gawt sumfin to thro awn it?
A…
Asparagus (fresh – ai pikked it yerturday!)
Bratwursts
Collee Flower
D. . .
Ai is wotchin yu, fru yur compooter!
LOL!! Did yoo know – taht today – ebree yeer – in She Ka Go, tehy cloase the faymous Lake Shore Drive fur cars – frum 5:30 – 9:30 so peeple can ride tehre bike awn ti? They eggspekt neerlee 20,000 peepl!!! It wud be fun!!
Hao cool! Tehre is a big, local byk ryd heer nekst weekend http://www.castlesbikeride.co.uk/ Ai did it larst yeer an it wus lawts ob fun! Ai hoep to do it agin tihs yeer, if Ai can fynd enneewun to com wiv me!
OH!!! Taht luks laik so much fun?? Ummmm . . .menee hills? Still – iv ai were awnlee neerer, ai wud com wif yoo! It SAYS “leeshurlee!” LOL!! Ai’ll bet itz reelee prittee!!
Maybee next yeer!!
dogs, hawt
eggplants, sliced and brushed wif teh olivoyl and basil
fresh ears of corm (ai noes, 2 early fur that, but we can plans)
g…
Oh!! Corn!!1 It shudda bin CORN!!!! An no – tehy had it at teh soopermarket awlreddee! Wudn’t bee as gud as fresh pikked – but still – tastee awn teh grill!!!
An the eggplant – brushed wif teh olyve oil an basil!!! Waht gud ideas yoo hav!
Taht’s Ober Jean, rite?
Yes!! Ober Jeans ar purr TICK yoo lair lee gud fur Fleep rite nao becuz he iz still in You’r Up! So – thsi Bar B Q iz gud fur him, too! Prollee nawt be going where he iz!
Ar yoo Fleep? Waht ar yoo dooing? Juzt going to FABULOUS moozee Yums?
Oar viziting beeyootiful bildingz of grate arkee textual signifee caant?
certainament,
ai likes teh eggplants very much. but the nawt-secund time ai saw them was scary. when ai wuz a kid, we never eated them. wun day ai wuz playing in some woods, all swampy like, and ai finds, in a clearing, in a patch of sunlite, this plant wif HUGE PURPLE FRUITS!! ai had never seen n-e-thing like that. decided maybe they were alien pod creatures of some kind. ran home. told momn’dad. they told me wuz eggplant, sumbuddy musta thrown one away and it grew. they didn’t laff at me, except maybe later when ai wuzzn’t around.
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now, ai for one welcomes our new aubergine overlords. welcums them wif teh olivoyl, teh basil, a hot grill, and a chilled white wine or maybe a cold beer.
But PdB, is it sayf for yu to be in Yur Up agin, arfteh wot happend larst tym…! Will yu has to chaynj yur naem agin or r yu heer Ian Cogneetoh?
sssshhhhhhh !!! taht wuz nawt me. taht wuz sumwun else. this is nawt the sine-tist yew are looking for. move along, nuffin to see here.
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but Ian Cogneetoh, taht’s a good name. I will keep that in mind, just in case of … umm … uh … misunderstangingz.
oh, and JCHQK, yes, ai have been to one moozy-um. and ai am looking for a big stick for shaking at the old buildings of arky-textual signficance, becuz there are moar of them than yew could shake a stick at. but mostly ai haz been hard a twerk, doing si-ence stuff.
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here’s wun of my favrit arts so far; cheezfrenz will appreciate:
http://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/collections/works-in-focus/sculpture/commentaire_id/polar-bear-2186.html?tx_commentaire_pi1%5BpidLi%5D=842&tx_commentaire_pi1%5Bfrom%5D=729&cHash=cc260927d2
complete wif learned description. “characterised by an intuitive understanding, rounded forms, a refusal of geometrical shapes, and a taste for traditional materials.” me, ai thought it was just a byootiful statue.
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ai suppose somewun cud capshun it. but beware, it might attract the “it’s not a real pololar bear, it’s a stachoo” trolls.
LOL!! Ai’m still laffing (WIF yoo! Nawt AT yoo) re teh yoothful Ober Jeans advenchure! But iz puzzlez mee taht yur parentz dint send yoo bak to pik the beyootiful purrpul froots!
*gasp* le Ours blanc! “the very essence of the animal”
A moast eesential site to see!! Lukki yoo!!!
Corse – being hard twerk iz – hard. Whilst purrhaps nermallee fun – itz hard wehn soo menee thing ar there to be shaking teh stix at!!
Wot a byootimus poLOLobare! Ai can has?
Shur!! Wai nawt??? As soon az LCB getz heer she can taek it awt to :see it in teh llite” and teh – presto! zippo! voila!! Yoo haz eet!
here’s the stachoo, all nicely capshuned
snerk
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1214030
oops, make that
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1214030
but taht’s nawt a reel LOLar Baer! Its a stachoo, as ennee fuel can see!
ai votededed for yoo eniways.
AC, take off that mask and come inside this minute!!1!
Awwww! Yu neber let me plai “trolls”!
LOL!! Philipee! Taht iz Wunder bare!!!!
Teh capshun – luks sumwaht liek left over java script – ai cant stop
ROFL!!
laffing!1
Debbiled aches (nawt awn grill – in teh cooler!)
Egg Plant
Frankenfurterz! (EEgore brawt tehm!)
G. . .
Grilld tomartose
Ham
Iysed tee (awlso in teh cooler!)
J…
Jalipeno pepperz (spice thingz up a bit!)
Katnip (sumthing fur teh kittehs)
Lentils (in the crawkpot – keeping hawt)
M. . . .
Meet; big slabs ob
Nombergers
Osker Myer balonee
P…
Peppers, grin, yelloh an red
Quiche (in teh oven in teh haus)
Ribz!!!
S. . .
Prorns
Qumqwats
Ribs
S…
Sauerkraut (to go wif teh bratz!!)
Tenderloin stakes
Unyuns
V. . .
(ai wuz wayting fur Fleep – he haz such gud ideas!!)
Skweezee bobbles ov CatSoup adn Moosturd
‘Tapato Sallad
Ugli Froot (Ai refooz 2 cawl it ‘Uniq Froot’. Bein’ a manly man whoo duz manly things in a manly mannur, fings taht saownd lyke ‘Eunuch’ DO NAWT WANT, spechullee payrd wif the wurd ‘Froot’.)
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Whayr wuz ai?…. oh!
V…
Venison
Wallaby? (i dunnoz, first fing i thunked of)
X…
I’z hopin that sumone cleve works out stuff for dis one.
Xtra fuds for teh unXpekted gests
Yummy puddings
Zucchini ( an cor jets)
AC – ar teh cor jets teh sayme az zucchini???
An woozled!!! Yoo ar so funneee – fur bein a manlee man an awl!! LOL!!
Teh tapato salad soundz deelishus (an nootrishus!)
An Sensible Cat – insted of teh Wallabys – purrhaps yoo cud bring wum
Watermelon!?
An hooray!! We ar dun!!! An hav a moast spendiferous Piknik BBQ goin!!
EBREEBUDDEE Com an geddit!!!!
Yup, yu sai “zoo cheenee”, we sai “cor jets”! “anahaf howrs to maek teh barbie! Well, ebeereeting shud be cukked an no porly tummees tomorro!
ohai … we needs sum fishes fur teh BBQ … ai sneeks back up teh list and inbetween are and tea ai inserts
salmon — big filays, marinated and then plopped awn teh grill … cooked until they becumz salmonomomomomomom.
enuf fer everybuddy.
Hao CUD we fergit teh big salmon filays!!!
Waht doo yoo merry nate tehm in??? Ai dint know yoo were such a gud cuk!
Aize jus had barlemycube. It wuz nommable (not the barlimacue, that wud be too hots, but the fud was tres nom)
No watermelun tho (far better than wallaby). Or salmonom.
Had a gurt lump ‘o steaks tho, which was yummilicious.
SensibleCat!! Hai! Yur barlimacue sounded the yummilicious!1
But – mite ai ask?? Wahre are yoo frum? Australia??? Ai am awlwaiz curous, becuz ai trai to keep trak ov wehre the peepl ar frum!
You haz peeps in Sweden. I haz peeppenpal dere. He iz potter peep, 2.
I now noaw iz too earli foar me. Seein Conga Rats…..all dressd up like Carmen Miranda and danzing in teh conga line, wit bits ob cheez in tehr paws and squuueking dede dede da HEY dede dede da HEY! Mus go back to bedz noaw
An sew to bed wif yoo – wif teh vishuns ov Conga Rats dansing in yur hed! LOL!
oh hai janet~
ai m bery noo to comminting on teh cheezforum. fanks for da tip!
okeh lol nathan, it be late heer n GA, but wii cin partay anywae. I maek u some noir martinis…
*Shaykes kalua, vodka an creem and chocolayte syrup, pours into sooper large martini glass*
heer u go! nawt seconds are big fun!
*danse danse danse*
(okeh, so it’s a mudslide, but we can call it a noir if we want tew!)
much fanks!
teh fren is texing meh bouts her sat nite misad…. crazy stuff an i be needin dis MARTOONI bad!
*many dansings*
greetings and congermashulashions frum teh Cawtinent of You’re Up, where it is the urly morning. maybe ah has a mocchacino to celebrate and saves teh martooni fur layter.
*sips*
*sips*
ahhhhhhh
Gud morning Fleep! It iz nao 06:45 EST!! Mai ai joyne yoo wif yur mocchacino? Soundz reelee gud!
*sip* hmmmmmm
*sip sip* ahhhhh ai pheel bedder awlreddee!
*rayzes liddle cup* Too YOO, Lolnathan! An yur NS NS!!!! Waht fun!
*sip sip*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2BKGSmrbY
MAI FAVORITE!! “Cat. I’m a kitty cat”
We awl watch it – laff – an tehn get up an DANSE around teh room singing along!
*sip sip sip* Ai, ov corse
hav alreddee dun it!!
You are a cat, yew say? Well, wut about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr6×1nPmAkU
OH!!! Taht wuz so cyooooottt!!
An – lukkit this wun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YkxVTGaOgQ&feature=related
LOL!! Hao did yoo FIND thiese?? Ai’m laffing maiself silleeh!
snert.
les piquants.
snert encore une fois.
Oui!!! Les piquants!!!! LOL! TRES risable!!
Wuz mai favorite!!
Ai lyk “trouffe” for teh kitteh’s noes, an “moustache” for is wiskahs.
Haow wundermous!!! Ware else cud yu haz art aprechiashun an lessins in teh fronch an lolz an grate fun awl at teh same tyme?!?
* Onlee heer on ICHC*
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Yaaaay!!!!!
You cuds haz teh Dramboooie in teh hots coco insted ob teh martunus (onlee habin one, old latin joke).
Badger – pleez to bee splayning teh awlf latin joek. ai dont getz this wun!
(Itz still urlee – an ai’m awn mai NS cup ov cawfee!
Wun martoonUS, tow martoonIS! Maed me chortle!
LOL!! Yur Latin klass wuz moar fun tahn mine, it seems!
In Latin, singular is “us”, plural is “i”, so if you haz martini you is habin moar ten one. One martunus, two martini.
one martoonus,
two martooni,
three martooni,
floor.
[the original wuz wif tekila, but we at ICHC are nuffing if nawt adaptablol]
ohai lolnathan! Ai is jus stopping bai cuz it is 4:15am on teh eest coast and ai cud use moar sleepie thyme. Con cats!!! So has a happee for yew & a sleepee for me.
not muh coller
I still likes my Chumby better
neoteny cat is neotenous
ai haz a sneekin idear dat ai iz “owt ov teh loop”…….hoo iz Christina ricci ?????.
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nebber herd ov her…..
moovy ahktriss, Teh Oppozat ov S3x and many moar… u kin luk up on imdb, ya.
Ohai, salleh – long long times no sees!
Christina Ricci plaied Weddensdai in Teh Adddddams Fambly movie – her is liddle bitty ladie wif teh bigbig eyes an pointee liddle fayse!
Kitteh DOES look lyke her!
How are yew, salleh? Gud, Ai hoap?
onli gots a secund tew sai….yep ai iz doin jest fine !!!! gotz a noo job taht ai deerly loves….( at a frame shop……getz payd tew be teh crreeativ..wOOt !!)
an a nise roomates ina twon ai nowt sew crazy about , but …awn teh odder han ai getz to drib obber a bridj taht haz wun ov teh bestest veews ina whirld !!!ai kan see…….5 cownties, an 2 famus sities…(Sam framsisssyko, an oaklan,….an ov cowrse….tew ov teh mostest famussess brijjz in teh whirld ….Gowldand Gate an teh Bay Bridj…..tew times a day….sigh iz wondermuss !!!!)
gotz tyew run gotz tew hed fer teh job…..an ….fankz fer askin …howz by yew ????
Ai’m gud tew.
Busy busy busy – but ai’s noat reely complainin.
Lurkin moar tahn ai poasts, these days, but once a cheezfrend, always a cheezfrend, rite?
dont fret. i had to see the Addams Family movies to get this XD
C.R. wednesday in the addams fambly movies, trixie in “speed racer”, katrina in “sleepy hollow”, selby in “monster”, did several “ally mcbeal”s, and started as the younger daughter in “mermaids”
Awlso ‘Kat’ Harvey in ‘Casper’ (1995). (the naym ‘Harvey’ bein’ teh homage 2 teh orgig… orchidin… nawt-sekkund puglishur ov Casper cawmiks, Alfred Harvey/Harvey Comics/Harveytoons.)
Pink thing is Hyoomn Hand
Teh big fourhed luks much cuterer on teh kitteh!
I agreez, kitteh much much kyooter!
What breed of cat is that? It’s beautiful!
Iz nawt breed of cat, iz plaztic.
LOL!!! Cimbacat! Yooo ar REELEEE funnee!!! ROFL!
or you meanz Hyoomn?
Or u meanz kitteh? Kitteh alswaiz buutiful!
I think I will byte you
Megga. thatll reelee killa dem.
You will be assimilated
futillytea- you haz it.
Hoopy Towel Day, ebbreebudee!!!
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Bee shurr joo keep a towel wif joo awl dai!! Taht wai peeps will sass taht joo r a hoopy frood whoo noez wehre tehre towel iz!!
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Ohfishul drinkeez ob teh dai: 3 lagerz oar Gin & tonics (sum awlturnit spillings r: jynnan tonnyx, gee-N-N-T’N-ix, jinind-o-nicks, oar anee vareeayshun awn teh theme, since 85% ov teh noen hinbabb…inhibti… planups wif peeps awn tehm have a bebbridge taht saownds lyk “gin & tonics”)
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(Ifn joo haz noe ideer whut ai am beez tawkin baowt, luuk heer:
http://www.towelday.kojv.net/)
Fangz 4 deh reminder, Woozled!! I wudn’t wanting 2 b cawt owt wifowt mai towl. Douglas Adamz wuz mai boiz favorite auther. Himz did buk report on Teh Hitching Hiker’s Gide free timez in hi skool. tenf grade, lebenf grade adn senyor yr!
Ai fergrot: A Pangalactic GargleBlaster iz awlsoe akseptubble…
Dayr iz oanlee rume
4 wun Kitteh heer. Andz it’z
nawt ‘Hello, Kitteh’!
Peenk feeng maykz noyzez,
butz no can HeddBawnkz oarz maykz
deesentz Lapp Wawrmurr
Strypee Kitteh fyndz
herz innurr Wenndzday Addamz
2 halp sawllv problemmz
Jack.
wonderful, Jack!-many thanx
Gads! Whut a gorgeous kitteh!! Teh biggest eies I ever see!!
How cud ennywun wif taht kitteh arownd even bear tu hav silly pink plastik thing in teh howse??
Purhaps byutiful kitteh will find a momunt later to steel and buree it.
Ha Ha Ha! It’s Wednesday Addams!
Kitteh wunts tu knoe wye dere iys a plastik lektraunik faike kitteh stayndyng nex tu her inna pikchure;
Her sez dere can oanley bees wun kitteh, soe wun ov tehm hasta goe;
(Duz weez wunts hi teknawledgee oar teh reel fing?? Owr deecishun, her sez!!!!)
Butt her wil hayng aroun fur awiyl untyll weez decydes…….her can waiyte!!!!
Iz not reely a virchooal kitteh, tho. I fink iz teh MEOWlingual, suppozeded to tranzlayt kitteh talk intoo… eh… Japanish? I fink is a Japaneez invenshun.
Mehbeh teh Ricci-kitteh duzn’t wanna be tranzlayted. Wants to be seekretiv.
thats cool
Lawl, that really looks like her
That real picture from her is pure fail though, there are so many better one’s.
Skeptycal kat iz berreh skeptycal.
LEWL!!!
The cat really does resemble Ricci.
Iz dere a kittehs wat luk lyk famus peoples page on teh interwebs? Ther reely shud b 1.
Dis so creepy I makez furst comment!
Why everybody is be usin such simulur avamatars? is conspiracy?
Dat bein said, it do look like hers.
F—— bravo to whoever captioned this!
Actually, the pink thing is supposed to be a “cat communicator” device that translates the meows/purrs of the cats. Japan makes some strange/silly things. That’s one of the promotional photos… I forget where I saw it or what it’s called exactly, and I can’t quite read it from this photo, but that’s what it is.
Hurayz for Christina Ricci cat.
OMG that cat iz so seccsy liek Cristina Ricci… Li’l key key come home wit mees!!
GOOD PIC – 5 Bergerz!!
Wednesday Addams shall DESTROY the pink thing
dis wan o mi favrts.. but no can haz Favrt!! *haz a sad*