Ya, I totally don see yoo der bob
Ya, I totally don see yoo der bob
u needz sum betteh camouflage.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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catmoflage nawt aktiv8d!
Con cat u malashuns, smacky! How shall wii sillybrayte yur nawt sekkund?
how ‘baot masala tea (wr goin fur indian fud soon) an I dunno wut sawng.
ok heers a sawng:
my friend Heidi Howe wrot dis song “Werevr i go der u ar”
tinyurl.com/3ut3up
grr mebbe dis link werk:
http://www.harrisentertainment.com/mp3/Heidi%20Howe%20-%20Wherever%20I%20Go%20There%20You%20Are%20edit.mp3
Tee sownds gud, but I cannot get de linkies 2 werk.
teh sekkund linky shud werk. it jus goes tu a blank page quicktime fingy. no bideo, jus a sawng.
nao i has tu go sillybrate mai weddin aniburserry. i chek wif u guise latur! happy caturday-eve!
Yay, smaky! U gotz da nawt sekkund spawt dis tym! Gud 4 u!
iz mai nawt sekkund wun! i bery prowd!
U otter b! Nawt evvybodee gitz wun….
wuz sheeerrr lcuk! i jus lukkd an dere was no kommints. i helpt dat dis was a weerd tyme for pikshurs.
Hydin in playne site, u r doin it rong!
ohai melONyx! how r u?
I am duin berry well, fank yu! Iz last dai uv skool fur de kidlets, adn I am njoyin mai (short) morning berry much!
Yu r doin well alzo, I hopes?
aym duin gud. yessurday wuz mai 4th wedding aniversury. we went tu nayborehud assoseeashun meeting. bery nawt fun. 2dai we bof off wurk and going oout for lunch and moobie. bery moar fun day 2 dai…
Oh, concatumalashuns agin! Sorry de meeting wuz blech, but iz gud plan fur 2day! Njoys it muchlee!
wee will! ai luking forward tu it. finly gets to c IronMan. I lub teh marbel comix moobies!
Iz furvvist frum furst dai uv mai kidletz skool 2. Mai fif graydur grajyoomayted dis mornin — himz gunna b n middul skool. I kin hardlee bleevz it — dey groze up sew speedee-liek…… I gess dat meenz I b gittin owld……
Wii r nawt gittin old! Wii r simplee developin…
rihnkles, aychees, graze hayr (aldo myn startd at 17)…
sens uv perspektiv, memrees uv eventz, frenz…
karakter.
Wut bovverz me is dat mennee uv mai kidletz’ frenz rentz r babees kompayrd to us. *sigh*
We’z nawt owld. We’z KLASSIK!! We haz spearyense an wizdum, an awl taht gud stuf.
Gud poyntz, yawl (yup, I b frum teh Souf)
U ramiendedz me uv sum uvver importink wizdum fing:
“Ayj n trecheree will awlwaiz dufeetz yoof n skeel”
Now how is wee supposed to do two pics at once? Hmmmmm?
i dunno. its kinda lonly obur heer. ebrywun seems tu b a teh maus pikshur nao…
Dey bowf popt up at wunst, sew cheezpeepz b boppin bak n forf tweenem
O Maus uv de nymbel fyngrrs adn suppel rist! If yu duzznt noes, de rest ub us will tink ub sumting.
*I have 2 dialects in one paragraph with a single narrator.**sigh**
Wuz retortical qwestchun moastlee, Mel…
I am nawt GWTW fan, I duzznt recahgniez de rhettorical kwestchuns, Maus.
*snerk*
But it iz troo - ai DOO regognize tehm wif eeze! Hoo NOO?????
“Wilkes” u guyz stawp wid teh rhettorical qweshtuns,alreddy!
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
But. . but. . .yoo duznt want uz to bee Melanie collie, doo yoo.
Ashley, no.
Dis iz TARA-ble!
don’t be Prissy!
Fraynklee, mai deer……
wut’s Frank got to du wif it?
He’s Su-ellen’s beau!
Ellen? But ellen purr-furz da gurlz……
Ohhh Maus!! Waht iz taht awn yur cheek??? A liddle Scar?? Lett me put thiz creem awn it! Maeks it less noticiable!!
WIN!!!!!11!
Az CC iz mah witness, Ah weel nebber bring up GWTW agin!
naw, toomorrow be nuffur dai.
K den, haow bowt WWTB?
Tawk rahdee-ooo? Nah, wut fur? Mah fyngrrs niids de eggsercyeses.
Noe, WWTB nawt raydee-oh stayshun.
GWTW = Goan wif da Wind
WWTB = Wint wif da Breez
WWTB wuz da spufe of GWTW awn Kerril Bernet minnee yeerz agoe. Hoo kin furgitz win Kerril kaym owt n da dress wif da kertin rawd still innit?
Ret: “Nys dress”
:lol: 
Skarlit: “Dis owl fing? I seen it inna windoe n hadta haz it.”
Wai MelONyz!! Pleeez donut say taht!! mai hart goes Pittypat at teh meer MENSHUN of GWTW!!
Geeze! Enuf alreddy!
Caerful, maus. Der’s alwais Lub Storey, u noe……
*snerk*
*innosent luk* Dint yoo start thiz????
i don’t no nothin bout teh birth of dese joksies, but as CC is my witless, i will nebber go hongry fur puns agin if i stayz on dis site.
*shakes puny fist at vivienliegh , er vividly glowing, sunset*
Wut abowt LotR?
t’wold helps if we wuz teh bi plolar…
*snerk*
Yup, I finks so. I fink teh Cheezes is tryin to keeps us on our toeses…
fyngrrs.
‘Twas a metafor. Hmmm… tehre’s a joke in dere sumwhere…
*Ahem*
Hey Mel! What’s a meta for?
*I will probably regret this.*
I dunno, Maus! What’s a meta for?
Iz “beyond” me !!!!
I was beginning to wonder if anyone noticed.
Akchooally, I had dis lubberlee imaj of Maus dansin akross de keybord to kiip up wit de lols. Wuz berry kyoot, Maus!
Ai don get dis wun . . .
But ai seme to be slow abowt teh LOLs just naow. I did rede the wikepedia abowt marco polo gaem las nite. Never herd ov it. gess it wuz invented after ai wuz a kid, an for the las ten yeres or so ai dun wach tv, so my kultural edumackashuns are lacking.
dis wun jus imp..ilpmiz…luks like kitteh layin awn ground (aka: bob) finks hees hidin and kitteh walkin by pointz out dat bob nawt so gud at hidin.