Ya, I totally don see yoo der bob
Ya, I totally don see yoo der bob
u needz sum betteh camouflage.
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catmoflage nawt aktiv8d!
Con cat u malashuns, smacky! How shall wii sillybrayte yur nawt sekkund?
how ‘baot masala tea (wr goin fur indian fud soon) an I dunno wut sawng.
ok heers a sawng:
my friend Heidi Howe wrot dis song “Werevr i go der u ar”
tinyurl.com/3ut3up
grr mebbe dis link werk:
http://www.harrisentertainment.com/mp3/Heidi%20Howe%20-%20Wherever%20I%20Go%20There%20You%20Are%20edit.mp3
Tee sownds gud, but I cannot get de linkies 2 werk.
teh sekkund linky shud werk. it jus goes tu a blank page quicktime fingy. no bideo, jus a sawng.
nao i has tu go sillybrate mai weddin aniburserry. i chek wif u guise latur! happy caturday-eve!
Yay, smaky! U gotz da nawt sekkund spawt dis tym! Gud 4 u!
iz mai nawt sekkund wun! i bery prowd!
U otter b! Nawt evvybodee gitz wun….
wuz sheeerrr lcuk! i jus lukkd an dere was no kommints. i helpt dat dis was a weerd tyme for pikshurs.
Hydin in playne site, u r doin it rong!
ohai melONyx! how r u?
I am duin berry well, fank yu! Iz last dai uv skool fur de kidlets, adn I am njoyin mai (short) morning berry much!
Yu r doin well alzo, I hopes?
aym duin gud. yessurday wuz mai 4th wedding aniversury. we went tu nayborehud assoseeashun meeting. bery nawt fun. 2dai we bof off wurk and going oout for lunch and moobie. bery moar fun day 2 dai…
Oh, concatumalashuns agin! Sorry de meeting wuz blech, but iz gud plan fur 2day! Njoys it muchlee!
wee will! ai luking forward tu it. finly gets to c IronMan. I lub teh marbel comix moobies!
Iz furvvist frum furst dai uv mai kidletz skool 2. Mai fif graydur grajyoomayted dis mornin — himz gunna b n middul skool. I kin hardlee bleevz it — dey groze up sew speedee-liek…… I gess dat meenz I b gittin owld……
Wii r nawt gittin old! Wii r simplee developin…
rihnkles, aychees, graze hayr (aldo myn startd at 17)…
sens uv perspektiv, memrees uv eventz, frenz…
karakter.
Wut bovverz me is dat mennee uv mai kidletz’ frenz rentz r babees kompayrd to us. *sigh*
We’z nawt owld. We’z KLASSIK!! We haz spearyense an wizdum, an awl taht gud stuf.
Gud poyntz, yawl (yup, I b frum teh Souf)
U ramiendedz me uv sum uvver importink wizdum fing:
“Ayj n trecheree will awlwaiz dufeetz yoof n skeel”
Now how is wee supposed to do two pics at once? Hmmmmm?
i dunno. its kinda lonly obur heer. ebrywun seems tu b a teh maus pikshur nao…
Dey bowf popt up at wunst, sew cheezpeepz b boppin bak n forf tweenem
O Maus uv de nymbel fyngrrs adn suppel rist! If yu duzznt noes, de rest ub us will tink ub sumting.
*I have 2 dialects in one paragraph with a single narrator.**sigh**
Wuz retortical qwestchun moastlee, Mel…
I am nawt GWTW fan, I duzznt recahgniez de rhettorical kwestchuns, Maus.
*snerk*
But it iz troo – ai DOO regognize tehm wif eeze! Hoo NOO?????
“Wilkes” u guyz stawp wid teh rhettorical qweshtuns,alreddy!
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
But. . but. . .yoo duznt want uz to bee Melanie collie, doo yoo.
Ashley, no.
Dis iz TARA-ble!
don’t be Prissy!
Fraynklee, mai deer……
wut’s Frank got to du wif it?
He’s Su-ellen’s beau!
Ellen? But ellen purr-furz da gurlz……
Ohhh Maus!! Waht iz taht awn yur cheek??? A liddle Scar?? Lett me put thiz creem awn it! Maeks it less noticiable!!
WIN!!!!!11!
Az CC iz mah witness, Ah weel nebber bring up GWTW agin!
naw, toomorrow be nuffur dai.
K den, haow bowt WWTB?
Tawk rahdee-ooo? Nah, wut fur? Mah fyngrrs niids de eggsercyeses.
Noe, WWTB nawt raydee-oh stayshun.
GWTW = Goan wif da Wind
WWTB = Wint wif da Breez
WWTB wuz da spufe of GWTW awn Kerril Bernet minnee yeerz agoe. Hoo kin furgitz win Kerril kaym owt n da dress wif da kertin rawd still innit?
Ret: “Nys dress”
Skarlit: “Dis owl fing? I seen it inna windoe n hadta haz it.”
Wai MelONyz!! Pleeez donut say taht!! mai hart goes Pittypat at teh meer MENSHUN of GWTW!!
Geeze! Enuf alreddy!
Caerful, maus. Der’s alwais Lub Storey, u noe……
*snerk*
*innosent luk* Dint yoo start thiz????
i don’t no nothin bout teh birth of dese joksies, but as CC is my witless, i will nebber go hongry fur puns agin if i stayz on dis site.
*shakes puny fist at vivienliegh , er vividly glowing, sunset*
Wut abowt LotR?
t’wold helps if we wuz teh bi plolar…
*snerk*
Yup, I finks so. I fink teh Cheezes is tryin to keeps us on our toeses…
fyngrrs.
‘Twas a metafor. Hmmm… tehre’s a joke in dere sumwhere…
*Ahem*
Hey Mel! What’s a meta for?
*I will probably regret this.*
I dunno, Maus! What’s a meta for?
Iz “beyond” me !!!!
I was beginning to wonder if anyone noticed.
Akchooally, I had dis lubberlee imaj of Maus dansin akross de keybord to kiip up wit de lols. Wuz berry kyoot, Maus!
Ai don get dis wun . . .
But ai seme to be slow abowt teh LOLs just naow. I did rede the wikepedia abowt marco polo gaem las nite. Never herd ov it. gess it wuz invented after ai wuz a kid, an for the las ten yeres or so ai dun wach tv, so my kultural edumackashuns are lacking.
dis wun jus imp..ilpmiz…luks like kitteh layin awn ground (aka: bob) finks hees hidin and kitteh walkin by pointz out dat bob nawt so gud at hidin.
Oh abbycat! Donut feel bad. Ai dint know waht it iz either. Just remember – “Google iz yur frend” Maus
An gud advice it iz!! Eben teh phabulous Purrrfessor Phillipe d’Beaker admitz to uzing teh google rather offen!!
Mee too!!
O Hai Tidmum!! We kin just uze teh google whilst giggloling togedder!!
Ohai JCH4K
*floofy paws wayvin eggcitedly*
I offen has a gigglol wen I googlol!!
How be yoo tewdai?
Tahnk yoo fur asking!! Ar ar amazinglee fine!! Teh sun iz shining – it iz nawt too hawt – an soon ai must go out an werk, werk, werk sum moar! An mow, mow, mow! But becuz it iz prittee out – ai dont mind so much – ‘cept taht ai can’t bee heer!:(
Poor yoo. Yoo muss hab lawts of grass?
Wehres dem mower mens?? Get dem tew dew it den yoo ca stay an plai
MrT.M be doin owers agen tihs weekend. I gots sum noo flour planters to fill an plant up,but i duzznt noes whut to put in dem yet. I go tew dah plant fayre tewmorrowI finkso.Den we go to dah Folk Festival an watch teh dansins an singins.
Oh, taht sounds laik just waht ai laik to do! Ai know yoo will hav a grate time!
Gosh – sounds laik hardlee enebuddee will be heer thiz weekend. it’s bee slo times at the ICHC!
Wut iz u doin for teh Memmyorial Dai ????
Ai ar marching in a parayde fur wun ov mai frenz hoo iz running fur teh Meeshegun Legislachur! She awlmost wun last tiem (an she a Dem in a moastlee Republikants area)
So we hav hai hoeps fur this time!! But she needs halp, ov corse!!
Go, JCH4K! I imagin teh parayd will be marching down JCH4K boolevard, up JCH4K street, by teh JCH4K park, etc. . . .
Haz a gud weekend! I will nawt be on ICHC neggst week bekuz aym away frum kumpyooter, but ayll see yoo rite bak here – saym bat tyme, saym bat channel – in erlee Joon! Yoo noes I cannawt stay away!
{{hugs to JCH4K an awl teh cheezpeeps!}}
Bai,gremlin….stayz awai frum deh green dye!
Fangz, Eeck! *insert sownd uv Woodstock-esk voyce* “Teh green dye is bad! Stay away frum teh green dye!”
Kthxbai!
Bai gremlin!! Ai will miss yoo!
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}
Iz it bakayshun tyme 4 yew, Gremlin?? Haz funz!!
Bai Gremlin!! {{gremlin}}
Haz funs gremlin
See yoo soon in Joon !!!!!
{{{{gremlin}}}}
Ohai JH4K – wen peeps ask me abowt this or that medicul thingie (wich they do a lot, that bein part of mah job) I allus say, “did you google it?”, an then show tehm how to do that if they dont know. I tells everbody to go to Google fir** – I mean, beforemost other things. Google is teh bestest for medicul info and kwestions of every varietee!
O hai Duffy! did yoo ketch teh squirlol??
Taht wuz yoo, wuzzn’t it? LOL! ai cant seem to remember hoo did waht today!
Pleeeeeze!!! We duzn’t call it uzing google. We callz it bibliographic research based on high bandwith connection to distribyuted sine-tific databases making extensive use of teh page-rank algorithmy …. . But yew knows wut we meenz.
Srsly, google is yer frend.
snerk. but sumhao, teh google duzn’t werks well wif the lolspeek. you haz to go to the MOS liberry @ d’Beaker labz to use teh speshul innertubes dere, wear we haz teh googlol.
U ken neber hab tew menny frenz.
Hai P’dB!!
Iz Igor reddy fer deh looooong weekend?
i invited himz (igor) ober for a cookout, but he hazn’t gotten bak to me, yet.
As a guest or the entree?
a guest, por supuesto, as i suspekt he is needer tastee nor nutrishush. hmm. mebee datz wy he haznt gottne bak to me-
*thought process suddenlee intrudes intoo bwane*
my invite needed klarifimikashun? Dis is wot i sented:
“Deer igor, i reely admirez yr brains. i wood be honorified to has you for a barbeque dish wkend”
hmmm. mebee i needz to reword eat?
Barbeque dish
*snerk*
reword eat
*double snerk*
Um… yeah. Rewerding wud be gud, I fink…
Sorry!!
ai dint know yoo dint want peepl to know. Cuz ai reelee DID think yoo noo ebreeting! 
watch out fer angree buffalo
Sarcasim kitteh iz….uh…..sarCatsic.
cat sic! eew! gedda papur towl an kleem it up!
Hee Hee!!!
Ai missed a “t” n dere……
How can you see me, Tom? I has my eies closed!!!
If kitteh-vishun relied on cell phone netwurks . . .
Can ya see me now?
Can ya see me now . . . ?
mai kittehs hyd nawt gud jus lyk bob. sum of der bestest hyding playses: behined plastik bags, unnerneeth chayres, an ennywares dey r tukked into liddle floofballs
these kittehs must live in teh Upper Peninsula of Mich.
they haz da yooper accent, ya’kno hey.
Heeeyyy…yooper refurrence…ai lubs it !!!
These are outtakes from Monty Python’s “How Not to Be Seen” sketch. The kinda got mixed up with the “Confuse-a-Cat” bits.
“how not to be seen” – ur doin it rong.
One ob muh faborite (of about elebenty million faborite) Monty Python Skits. FTW
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oar “minastree uv sillee wawkz” oar “ded bishup awn da landin” oar “dafindin aginst atakurz weeldin fraish frootz” oar “da broosiz”
confyoosing a cat akshully isn’t taht hard. my kitteh, all yoo haz to do is haz wun persun standin by teh kitchen window wher teh kitteh can see him/her an teh uvver persun go open teh dore, wher teh kitteh cant see her/him an call heer kitteh kitteh kitteh. kitteh luks at teh persun by teh window an finks, yoo not teh wun callin me, hoo is taht? getz so confuzzled cant even move, jus sits tehre an stares at yoo perplu – perpxl – confuzzledly.
Kitteh bees sneekxyng past, becuz hims owez Bob Kitteh a ’stanshul amawnt ov munnees!!
Hims hoeps Bob Kitteh woan noetiss hims, adn bugg hims foar reeiymbursemint ov $$$ debpt;
(Wel, Debptor Kitteh beddure plahnn awn ree-paiyeing Bob Kitteh rlly sune,
becuz Bk luuks liek hims wud jes luuv tu BASH!!!! DK foar hims OWN paiy-bak!!!!
whare did bob goez? i dunz seez him :O
SAS sekret skills…
He not sees Bob? Y r Bob hidin?
Wow. Me thinks background cat is mine. Anyone know where this pic came from?
I don’t know but I think the front kitty is mine. Who took this??
that is sooo funny…i just love this website!
Where did this pic come from? I think this is my cat!!!
THIS S MY CAT!!!! okay well I think it’s my cat, cause it looks like my cat except like ALOT like SOOOOOO MUCH! (the walking one)
One of those looks like my cat Arthur. Like, exactly. Weird.