Don’t puts all ur kitteh
Don’t puts all ur kitteh in one basket
iz nawt a baskit. iz a happee place.
picture: Trina. lol caption: TrinaB
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Atisket ah tasket, a big foofy kitteh in two baskets.
concat 6toed!! eggsalad fur vest frum last!!
Hab a martoonie wif sprinkuls an a kitteh fayzed lawleepawp!11
eyem such a baskit cayz eye kant fink ov a danz!!!
Derz sum kittehs on youtube dat are rokking the catbox. Iz nawt a baskit, but didn’t find Griin Day’s baskit case in kitteh form.
Der’s a guud song on youtube, but weirdpress won’t let m post da link. It’s Clash Kittens Rock Da Catbox
OMGHOLYBBQ Pantz!!!1! Ai is nawt sekund? Danz, Danz, Danz. Takes deep bow (careful nawt to throw out back).
Concatulashuns on nawt-sekund! Whut drink n’ gushyfuds wuld u liek?
Fank u, Fank u. Ai will have ice tea with mint an lemon, no sugar (cause im ona diet) and four chili dogs. Polly cat will have fresh water and Iams Turkey and Giblets for seniors **whispers** cause she’s old an shouldn’t have rich gushyfuds.
Polly cat: I herd dat!!!1!
Me: Well its true, you herd wut teh vet sed.
Polly cat: GRRRR!!1!
Cormgratulashuns, 6TCR!
Nice nawt second commint!
sics toez a speedy kitteh mayke!
wii B dansin’ wiff yU an try knot 2 step on yere tows 2 much!
Iz okay, ai haz big feet an Polly cat haz too many toes, we unnerstand dese tings hapin.
But ai donut wanna kut teh kitteh in two!
Yoo dun hav to – teh kittehs r berry bendy an flowin an can get inta (an moar important, OUT uv) da strangest uv plaeces all on deir own. In wun piece – well, maynus da leetle pieces of furryfluff dey leeve behaind. Magickal kitteh powarz!!1!one! =)
OK — ai feelz beddur nao.
Kitteh fysiks:
kittehz R a 4th state ov mattder.
Mai baskitz — noe moar biskits 4 u n em
ooohhhhh noez, iz kitteh goin 2 basement en teh hanbaskit?
dis r deh closest to deh tawp i haz ebbr bin! ahhhhem-
i r nawt dinnur, i r restin….
Doan count ur kittehs before ur skratched.
But den haow can yoo estimaet haow menny bandages yoo’ll need? =)
Awl uv dem. Yew will be needing awl uf dem.
Eeezi. Cownt bandages. Duble number and add wun.
dat seemz lyke a gud est…esit…gess 2 me!
My kat, Dr. Virjay has no clawz at awl on hymns’ paus! He wassa stray an my fren founded him an gave hemm 3 me. He issa berry lubbable grey tabby and berry fistey an tuff lddle guuy—lotta bawls 4 won hoo has nun!
i LUBBS him so mush
Yer kitteh Virjay wuz de claw’d afor yew gotted him? Poor guy
A skritch in tiem, saves nine.
One kittehs basket, iz anudder lolrus’ bukkit.
-Wuz- anudder lolrus’ bukkit.
Wuz. =)
not matr if hims comfee as long az hims in baskits!
A kitteh’s hoam iz hims baskit.
llllllooooonnnnngggg kat needz extra baskits…
Wat came nawt second?
Teh kitteh or teh baskets?
aww whut a tangulld baskit we weev!!
I bleev yore rite, GC.
Kitteh iz a baskit case.
U iz owtta corntrol agin, iznt U? juss wehn Aye tthowt teh Vaudabul wuz ded…
They juss kinda came owt. A bit ov an out ov kitteh xpeerience.
I’m bak in cormtrol again.
Romeow – ai just lurves it when yoo ar awn a roll! Hao doo yoo doo eet??
I waz juss lukee to gets heer early.
I taeked all teh eezee ones.
LOL!! Taht yoo did! yoo taeked EBREE SINGUL wun taht ai wanted to say!! ROFL!
Teh early kitteh getz teh proberb.
yah, and i lyke 2 C yer key-yout wite fase wiff teh ‘doorabull pink noes popping up ober and ober agin!
Fanks
Dis kitteh funny.
He iz in two baskets.
But how you carry him?
In yer hart?
Wait! Dat wuz a trik kweschun!
…
Yew NEBBER disturbz a kitteh. Him will moov when him wantz to moov.
Oh yes, onwee a cold harted purrson cud moobe a sleeping kitteh.
Teh onwee wai u can moobes a sleeping kitteh iz iffs ur SURE dat teh kitteh will nawt awake.
Iz a law…ask enny kitteh.
sumtymez kitteh muss bee mooved—camt bee halped. Butt wut kine ob kitteh iz dis? Lukz lyke att lease pawrt mayne-koon kitteh too mee, butt wut do i know.
indead! Iz hard 2 git a handell on teh sittyateshun!
Teh Eestur Bunneh brotted mii a kitteh!!!
Easted wuz 2 munfs ago. Kitteh grew. owtgrew baskit.
uhhh, I meneded EasteR.
eet werkt dat wai 2!!
eestur – presint tenz
eestid – pass tenz.
conjewgashun ov teh verb 2 east.
Ohai Gibbocat, Ai iz lurkin fru da freds an saw yew heer. Win, gnu verb
Ahem
*put awn corduroi jakit wiv elbo paches an horn-rimmd glarses*
Teh verb “To easter” is a old, old verb an means “To rys”
Tihs ifformayshun is brort to yu bai teh pedantic-teecher-troll
Ai tankyu
*taeks orf pedantic-teecher-troll disgys*
ohai ambercat, … “pedantic” … “pet antics” … iz allthe same, rite?
Dis funneh lol.
Iz fluffeh kitteh is two baskets.
Oh kitteh, I member wen u fitted in juss one baskit.
Ahhh…they grow ups so fass.
*sigh*
Awwww!
Mebee teh kitteh iz inkubate…incubate…laying on sum kitten eggs?
Nawt kitteh eggs, kitteh seeds:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/01/funny-pictures-lolcat-seeds/
Super Linx AC! OMG, dat iz justa cyootist fing Ai has eber lai…lie…lukeded at!♥♥♥ Dey R sew teeny tinee wif dare eers onna sydes ob dare heds…dose noeses sew pink, ahmost luk lyke piglol snowts :@)
lub teh snowt!!!
Ohai Smammie! Eber notiss howa bebbeh kitteh eers startz onna syd obder hedz den sloly groes up? Kinda funee, hmm?
berry obserbernt, fikshunkitteh. BTW, how due yue make teh cute liddel harts-eez?
Ohai KK, (lol speak/)
I was nicely told to go to word and ‘insert symbol’
change the font to Times New Roman
Scroll thru all the characters/symbols
and nearly the bottom of the chart (ref: dingbats) there are
card symbols ♠♣♥♦
and music notes ♫♪
adn bublolz غܤ*ө☼Ө*ồ☼ºQỠ*۞○☼*☼°*¤0*∞ Ø o¤*º*۞¤*ộº☼*öºộ☼O☼Q۞Ôò©ºO∞°☼o*○☼
(lolspeak)
Ai wint fru teh hole chart adn inzerted alla sines inna werd dok adn sabed.
Den wen Ai wantz a liddel cyoot fing, opin upda dok adn copy/paste tew mai comintz. Dis ware Ai aslo kepe teh coad fur teh smileys. Dew yew no ware tew fine dat?
Yu can du tha same wiv all programs — accessories — system tools — character map.
dont cownt ur kitteh eggz b4 they is hatch?
Kitteh tryes to deevide an conkur….goin ok sew far.
Biiyootiifuhl stripii kitteh spilluj in teh tew baskitz.
hymns baskit runnith obber wiff kute!
Kittehz canz maykz feengz
dat lukk uncumfurtibbill
feelz lyke sillk pillo
Kittehz canz habz t3h
Majjikk ubz bee~eeng aybill
2 meltz awn command
Kitteh habz progresst
2 ‘Bredd Loaff’ moad. Ooooozeng frumz
wun bed 2 t3h nexxt
Jack.
*pittii-pat, piiti-pat, pittii-pat* teh Possum-mum appulpawz U
*clappin foofee pawz fur Jack*
*klappin fuzzy pawz foar Jack!*
Jack, yuu win teh “Pome ov teh Weik” Awaurd;
(Akshully, Jack wins iyt ebberee weik, alla tiem;
Purrhaps weez shud maike tihs awaurd purrmanint!!!!!)
Kittehs duz NAWT share. Boff ov deez iz MAI baskit.
Wat’s mine is mine,
and wat’s urs iz mine.
I maid theez lolcats. Rate em’ suka’.
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And wuts mine is nebber yurs.
umb, dere seemz tew beez a wurmhole malfunkshum
Skotty! git obber heerz adn fiz teh wurmhoel!
AWW!
*SPLORT!*
*lukz rownd*
Sumfin rong — dere b lawtsa goopee stuff evvyware … lukz liek braynes …
O noez! It IZ braynes! KKC had teh *splort* n noe wun wuz rownd 2 C it!
*MOMMMeeeMOMMMeeeMOMMMeee* (Yuropeeun syrinz sownz liek dey cawlin 4 dere mommee)
Hayng awn KKC! Hep iz heer naow!
*sweepee sweepee sweepee braynes inna pyl*
*skoopee skoopee skoopee braynes bak inna KKCz nawgin*
*patteepatpat maykz em awl smoov agin*
*dukee tayp 2… ewpz, runded owt … gitz anuvver roal*
*dukee tayp 2 howd evvyfing 2 gevver agin*
*putz bavving cap wif peenk flourz onna hed*
*raps KKC inna sawftee foofee blankee*
*chex puwls … still gotza hartbeet — gud, nawt 2 layt!*
*plopz KKC in da comfee chayr*
Dere naow, KKC — U gunna b jess fyn…
Has sum chokklit possumz 2 hep gitz ur stringf bak (peenut budr fillinz 4 da prowteen)
Naow, KKC — winebber u travvlin da ICHC bakwudz, b shure u wif sumwun n caysa da *splort* dey kin cawl CCC
eye kan C yew am een traynin 4 teh olimpyk splort rekubberee ebent!!
gud fawm!
teh spanglysh juj gibz yew elebentee mawkz!!
w0w, A, yU is such a gute splort EMT! Purrsonelly I doan like 2 spill my braynes (jss my guts), butt yoo almost mayk mii wannto!
Yas, Aahs lernded rly kwik adn xsells atta reskew ob teh splorts.
*gawf clap
Tank U! I feels bedder nao!
I shore iz happeecat 2 heer dat, KKC! Doan liek cheezpeepz havvin da *splort* n CCC nawt rownd 2 hep 4 uh wyl. I wuz jess hoapin I wuznt 2 layt…
N fanky 4 da gud werdz frum awl da uvver cheezfrinz. I nawt perfeshunnal CCC, but I dun lurnt frum da bestest (frinz liek cweenmj n awl dem). I nawt Limpik CCC matereel neevur — I stikz 2 figger skaytin (gotzta foakuss awn wun evint atta tym — nuvver compat… compit… cawntest cummin up sune).
BTW, fikshunkitteh n jd, U dun purdee gud wif LC79’s *splort*, wat wuz ebben uh kraws-fred *splort*. Purdee handee! Deyz ekstree chokklits wif peenut budr fillinz — haz sum 4 awl ur hard werkz.
Wowsers, Aahz, yuur rlly guud!!!!
Yuu muste hav a liscents iyn ‘Purrfeshynul Splort Recobberee’…..
(Gotta hayng iyt inna pikshure fraime onna waul at teh Tybooteek foar awl ov CheezeLannd tu sea:
Showes haow faur yuu can goez iyf yuu rlly studieys haurd!!!!)
Datz mytee nys uv U, CKK! I dinna gitz 2 party-sipayt inna Tybooteek dis tym wif 6toed n nightshayde cuz I hadzta go sumwarez IRL rite after I poastid mai kommint. Mebbe neks tym….
Dat sweet kitteh hed tilty downy fing getz me effrythyme. Iz best tiim to nuzell da nosie. <3
Oar skritchee hynd da eerz … mai kittehz dooin dat rite naow …
*caynt rezist*
**skritchee** **skritchee** **skritchee** **skritchee**
***purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***
diversitificashun iz verry mportunt to teh finanshlol sucsess.
Hi all, i iz new
I like icanhascheezburger?
Ohai, Kyle’s_Kitteh! Wellkum 2 r hummbull commyunummm… cummyuni…
groop uv cheezpeepz hoo liek 2 tawk n shayre stuffs.
welcum, Kyle’s kitteh! happy 2 havva noo cheezfren! Enjoi!
Oh hai Kyle’s_Kitteh!
Yes, yes, u can hab cheezburger and ennyfing else u wud liek! Dis place is magical and wonderous.
Iz late tonite, so mebee nawt meny Cheez Peeps r round to greet u.
Let’s me gib u a frennly hug and sai “Welcum!”
{{{{{Kyle’s_Kitteh}}}}}
*Gibbs Kyle’s Kitteh a snorgle, hedbonk, anna shmoo; awlsoe shaikes paws;*
Welkum tu CheezeLannd KK; iyt’s a wunnerfull plaise tu plai adn hav funses;
Jes njoi yuurseylfe: yuu wil haz a lawt ov laffs adn meat sum rlly nieyce Cheezefrends hoo ar veree frendlee adn haz a lawt ov luuv;
halp! i hadded a splort onna plz for pennies a day post! no one has founded me yet!!! *sniffle sniffle*
Ohai LC79, Ai well tri tew halpings yew.
*Scoopity Scoopy Scoop
*Tukity tuk tuk tuky
*Patity pat pat patty pat
*Tug tug
*Taypee tayp tayp wif a dukee tayp
*hans LC79 qa CHRG (wdoi) adn a 50’s bayvin cap
Plz tew be put dees awn adn hode tite!
Cum sit heer innis comfee chayr, Ai tuk nyce sawftee pink blankie rown yew
adn heers a choklit possum adn sum hawt choklit. Nao yew jus rist adn yew be fyne inna liddel bit.
Imirginci CCC truk for dilayed splort recovery pulls up. Sweepsweepsweep braynes togevva. Patpatpat braynes bak in hedd. Der’s sum brayne missing, so fill da gap wiv kitteh-safe chokolate and martoonies. Wrapwrapwrap hedd in duck tape. Hmmm. Ducks aren’t alwais reliable. I no! Sewsewsew litteh lol piktures all ova hedd to help kiip duck tape in place. Pulse is week, so add other beans to da stew. Heer, lie dawn nexest tu deez giant kittehs.
itsa gud fing yew gize foundid me win yu did! i might notta maed it!!! taht purrrticklr poast hadda lotta splorts on it!!! purrhapses teh ccc wuzznt aebl tew being ebberpaise at wunce. dats oh kay. i r founded an i r gudder dan gnu. fanks sew much!!!
Whew, sew glad yew is bedder. Wifout teh halp ob JD wii myta los… um nawt beed abul tew gitcho recobered. Yew luk grate, tew!
i bet yoo sez dat tew awl deh priddee kittehs….
*sniffle sniffle* yoo gize jiss hafta c dis biddeeo!!itsa cyoot liddle durl singing too hurz bruvver hoos ober deh sees inna war.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFF98kNg8Q
u mabee hasta copee an paste but if yoo duz, its wurfitt!!!
Omg this is mah kitty Butters. She is the cutest main coone and its so awesome to see her here.
Hmm, Ai tink Butters meltid!
Ai took dis foto and its mah kittey Kitty – yep, dats her reel nam, cause ai’m in France and people here dont know dat ‘Kitty’ menz kitteh
Wif teh kurrint howsing krisis, kitteh haz lerneded tu maike duu wif wut her haz:
Hmmmm, tihs bee her splytt-lehvul wif xtra aire-condishaming; ruuf bees opshunal; (iyn uvver wourdes, buys yuur own!!)
Hoem decoramashun bees iyn stunnyng ‘awld-kountree wikker
adn opin-aire braides’ ;
Synce kitteh’s howse iys awreddy lokated iyn ‘eet-iyn kitchyn iytseylfe,
noe applyinses bees necissarree;
(Cum tu fink ov iyt, furnimachure nawt bees rekwired eivvur)
Dis is mai kitteh. Her name is Kitty. Dats because here in France, people don know dat Kitty meanz kitteh. Before ai had a lolcat named Minette, which meanz kitteh in French. Both really great lolcatz.
Cormgradulashingz Trina!! Her beez a gorgeuz kitteh-cat. ♥♥♥♥♥