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AfriCat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
I’m lost without your love…
awrite, Tom! U r da nawt sekkund! Conga rats u loshuns!
I had a bred krum trail… but I eeted it.
tonite on Inside Edition:
The Abduction of Hansel & Gretl: how a Child’s pet leeds to Horror!!
N awn Sikstee minitz:
Da witch taylz hur said uv da storee
adn a segment on the FDA’s new regulashuns restricting the sales of Crummy Bread.
Tonite at elebeny oclock–a lokul pet fownded abandonated. Wut poleez fownd at teh scene will shock u!!!!!!!! (but we ain’t tellin u ’til elebenty oclock…wut u tink dis is, a news show??)
saw funny comk stirp were hansel an gretl yoosed teh poyson bredcrums an followd teh trayl of ded brids home. morbid but funny.
think Dizney will use dat vershun?
i’d watch it…
or mebbee not, feel sorree for teh burds, but intresting to see how diznee wuld do it, mebbee a nise happy song wile followin teh trale ob burdz
aw, datz sweet.♥
hey eberybodee: Tom wantz a plolka
.
less joinz him furver down teh thred
(dang, i can’t merember the down arrow command)
Too meny curves.
Don’t maze me bro’
*heddesk*
*knockz ober cofee*
O Hai, Bubbashoomin; Haow yuu bees duiyng????
Maus Holder…
Aint he just the cyootest thing?
aw, lukkit da liddul wiskrz
*wispers*
but wot hapnd to hims tail??
**hides duk taype behind back**
Im SHUR it’s just hidden back there….
Eethur is hidden, or is still tayped to a chair…
jinx!! U owes me a coke now rite?
Sure!
*Shakes the Coke bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpray*
Has a gud vacashun!
**splashes thru Leeza’s astral projekshun**
And this is woo I intrusted my skirrlz too?
Yup. BTW, we is goin owt to buy liddul itty bitty seltzer bodduls l8tr. An liddul itty bitty Zippos too… an speshul trebushays… an…
U haz bin waching too much Montee Python Maus!
**wispurrs to skwirrlz**
ok guiz… u no wut to do….remember… take lotz uv notes, and if ennywun catches u riting, eet teh note kwik and giv them an innosent luk.
Mebee hims iz a Manx Mowse?
Maus…is dis deh mausie Bowflex machine ???
Ackshooly, I fink its part ov teh Mausie Obstacacacacle Corse.
izzee in twaining?
noe! himz amayzing!!1
What you mean… Also Bagel slicer?
Yay For Tom, furvest from last.
Coffee and Talkinking Heads?
dis aint no party! dis aint no disco!
I’se jus an aminal luukin foar a home n share teh same space fur a minnit or 2
Free…
hunn…
drid…
siks…
tee…
faiv…
duh…
greez……
Bernin daown da hows!
Iz bery small, will bern fazt
how ya doin, bubbashoomin?
bettah, i hoeps?
I dink so, minor set back. WTF is gingavitus? It sure hurts.
Gingavitis is sore gums due to infection – iz pleh.
Don confyooz wiv Gingervitus or sorghum (one iz poyzn. teh uther iz sort uv grass)
Hai Bubbashoomin!
Sorree to heer about teh minor set back. 
where duz it hurt???
Iz teh nflaemed gums. Needz less shoogr, moar vitermin C.
Dis was sposed to go under My offer comment.
Oh well
How about a fast polka to the “Tom And Jerry” cartoon show theme?
This was supposed to go up further, under Bubbashoomin’s comment…
re tom&jerrypolka :good ideyah-
peeps will finds you down hear, or you coold repoast ^.
is dis yer
furstnawt sekund furthest frum last?cog rats!
Polka!
*Grabs MaryO*
And…
One Two Three And
One Two Three And
One Two Three And
One Two Three And
One Two Three And
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*
Wun Too Free
Wun Too Free
Wun Too Free
Wun Too Free…
Sumfing rong … O I noe! I furgitz *and*
whee! dis is teh funs!
*twirls round in Ana’s King&I dress wich i jest hapns to be wearin*
*looking a little dizzy*
*Music Stops*
*Bows to MaryO*
Taht wuz fun! We haznt dun taht inna wile!
* curtsey*
thanx, kind sir.
De nada, chica!
oooo, españlol- so shood i be fended i dint get my proper latin greetin?
Ooopsie!
*Kisses left cheek*
*Kisses right cheek*
Beddur?
muchas.
ooo. nao i reely aer dizzy..,
*whisspurrs* MaryO’! did yoo know awl those kittehs were still attacheded? Taht looked stranjlee wunderful!
*wispurrs*
janet, i can’t figger out yr comet. got no lil +- boxes to figger out to wot yr refurring…
LOL!!! Ai see!! Since yoo were waring teh dress, ai thot yoo red awl teh commints frum teh last polka. Ai wud hav to find it for yoo. But ai hav no idea hao far bak it wuz.
it wuz somthing Romeow said about seeing kittehs climbing up an dwon the skirts. And the ai said hao funnee it wud luk if teh kittehs were awn teh OUTside – liek fringe – ahangin awn to teh bottom ov teh skurt – wif tehere tayles sticking out!
AHHH…ai bemember dat! We wuz tawkin about “King & I” ahnd deh dans scene!
Yep- this is my firthest-from-last firthest-from-last post.
well dun!
Kwik! Fynd sumfin 2 brays da wawlz!
Wun fing 4 shure — we iz awl gunna b uh lawt finner….
Will sumwun gitz diz wawkin karpit owtta mai wai?
luk awt foar creepy fings in teh watur!
Sumfing brusht mai leg!
**oops – dat frum urleeyur fred**
Purhapz wud du betur wif insentiv uv cheez?
Hammies no laik cheezes (dis cleerly hammy norra mouse, ai sowweee)
no needs to ‘pologize, but wood chew pls tell me how to differench, uh difrentiate,
oh, nebber minds. no confuzzle me wif teh fax.
hammies not habbin teh long taily, and dems has a more snorglee lewkin fez (in mai opininom) an an an … uummmmmm … ai furgetz nao weelly.
hee, nao yu hasta go dew resesurch & bring bak a report.:wink:
wif footnotes!!1!
4 ob them.
adn a bibleeografee wif no faek entrees.
(unless de faekz aer teh funee)
5 pages, dubble spaced.
oh deer oh deery me. ai seem tew hab gutten maiself inoo a spot ob educashunal bodder. umm, ai will see wut ai can put tewgedder
is it pawsibul to be thorough wif just 4 footnotes?
we want de tail.
O hai Jimmba! Nice to see yoo! Sumdai ai must studee teh difference between teh hammee an teh mausies. Ai cant seem to tell tehm apart!
this littul kyooty luks alot like my dwarf russian hamlols. mine r maus-sized but r chubbier with shorter legs n a stubby tayle- they r nawt as fast or as shy as a maus. when they run, they r slower n they almost waddle- so kyoot!
also, hamlols can stuff their cheek pouches until it looks like they haz teh mumps!
Sneekily pretending to be napkin – hopin to be used to wipe up crums.
snert
o hai! we have this napkin/salt/pepper holder at my house !
now you see its mulitfunctionality-
also handee as a last minit “mouse in a maze” science project for those procrastinating studentz in yur fambly.
Prizin brake mowse purrpares to go ober teh wall.
Serviette, madam?
Mais oui, merci beaucoup. Il n’y a pas des rince-doigts?
Merci buttercups! Diz une izzo berry SOFFF! Is it speshullee treeted?
Mai oui….wif cyoot!
Izzzok eff u nautgud ad maizes, liddel guy. Ai iz sertin dewr r udder tings u r grate at!
yup- running onna hamster wheel @ mach 7 @ 3am would b 1
skweeky wheel half teh nite-nawt so grate akshully
Bein Aljurnon…ur doin it rong.
flwrs fur algernom-FTW!
Algernon’s lesser know brother, Alphonse, came from the shallow end of the gene pool.
shoulda been ‘lesser known’
Stil wurks. Alphonse know less bout stuffs den Algernon.
“Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!!”
*sound of wookee groaning in bakground*
best..sound..effect..ever.
Noe Artoo, shutz dem AWL daown!
Weer 2 layt … heerz dem screemin n dere …
“Oops, there go Ralphie and Wilma, good thing they needed salt and pepper and not a napkin.”
“Hey! who took the ****ing cheez?”
Cube-farm mouse yearns for bigger office.
trainingz skool for all dem peeps dat won’t asks fur direktzuns??
Company pool car has poor performance/mileage, but has excellent cup holders.
Mowsie bees luukyng soe wistfulls; hims iys waiyteing foar Cinderelly tu cum hoem frum the Bawl;
C. sed her wud brying Mowsie sum fuud bak frum teh Royahl Reepast inna liddel teenee-tinee bundel rapped onna stik; hims jes can nawt waiyt foar hims dinnure.
Meenwhil, hims hasta hayng aroun inna mineechure mowsie walker, tu keap hims frum dryftyng aowf tu sleap adn fawling awf teh tabel…..
Mini Mii. Mai lak ub direcshunal skills–lemme shao u it.
nothin iz cyooter than a bb rat!!
Yah, I gets lost.
SO I HAS NO SENSE OF DIRECTION! SUE ME!
Hmff….some of us are reel sensitiv bout it….
Maze so hard
I getz lost 2
we have that “maze”
it is funny man
Oh noes to hardd