Hairball ejectur
Hairball ejectur Engaged…Fier in 3..2..1..
u nawt haz dis problum if ur kitteh haz no hair.
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Haaaaaaackkk!!!!
An wif dat, I wishes all CheezFrenz in teh USA a safe an happytail Memorial Day weakend, and alla rest uv yoo guize a safe an happytail regyooler kin ov weakend. TTFN!
ummmmm, i think we neez teh paper towels ober here…
pew pew pew
EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!1!
Dr. WHo ref!
Haaaaaaackkk!!!! bak at youz
Don’t hork until u see teh whites of their carpets.
teh kitteh creedo!
…pillowcase
…socks
…magazine
…windowsill
…last remaining barf-free spot in the house
…other cats
Don’t hork until u see teh whites of their
carpetseverythings.don’t hork till yew goes outside an eeeets teh grass……….. luks muchly better onna carpet!!
Ohai, mebbeh wii can maykes teh list inna alfabamethically order?
Awning
Bear Rug
Carpet
Door mat
E
Elolfant plushee
Fuzzee toyz
Gramma’s frow pillolz
Handmaed heirloom rug
I…
Inside ob chooz
Jam, ob door
Kitteh bed
Last remaining barf-free spot in the house
M…
Ice box
Jammies wif goggies on them
Krismis prezants
Last peece of kake
M…
Middul uv teh floor (where u won’t see it in teh dark in teh middul uv teh nite an yew findz it by steppin in it).
Newly shampooed area uv teh carpet.
On teh pile uv papurr towulz yew keepz fur just such merjunseez
P…
Magazeens
NAWT own meeee!
Other Cats
Pillowcase
Q…
Quiltz….
Rugz….
Stairz….
T….
Mom’z klene cloze layd owt tu wair
Nest ub “bunneez ” undur da bed
Occashunul chare
P
quilt!!
recently kleend spawt
sumwer yur nawt gonna fynd 4 daiz!!
TV ( yess gud fing 2!! )
unner teh bed
v
Vayses….
Woolens….
Xtra woolens….
Y….
You…
Y doo u hafta doo dat dere, kitteh? I jess kleend it
Zowndz! Derez uh hayrbawl in da kleen lawndree!
incoming- shieldz up!
Yool has to modulayte teh sheeld freeqwensee: deese is b0rg harbals!
yikes- better downlode the latest b0rg updaets. wunder if teh dongle cans hep facilimitate dat.
Proly. Buts I has to go, so yoo will has to do it all by self. Gud luks!
s’long & thnx fur teh fish!
*airkiss*
Yu alsew niid to revurse thu powlarity ob thu nutron flow.
Nao where did ai put dat X241A Spayse Modyulater?
ye kannawt let him barf awn teh dylithyum krystulz, cap’n!!!1
ide like to see yu try to get a kat to stawp horking…
a plazma windo maby? lot mor realisic…
Noe, dis b Kzinti mommeeship
M R Nawt Kzin
O S A R
C M eerz
C M taylz
C M beeg hayrbawlz
L I B! M R Kzin
So… you must be Speaker to Kittehs?
Noe, da Tellypaf. Waol, I b owld n wiezinnd enuff 2 b, innywai….
Well, watch out for Nessus…
Oh! Cmdr Data! willz yu adn Maus adn Sir Real awl keep an ai awn Mr. Worf? Try tew see if he eetz teh tribblolz oar nawt.
I has to go too, Werdy. Trib is on her own…
doant wurree- aisle just keep an aye on her, sir.
-Red Shurt #67
Wayt…u hazzsnt enturd da propurr coorinates yet!
We willz end up inna compleetely diffrent die-menshun!!
Teh kitteh ejekshunz kin go to anudder die-menshun az far az ai iz consurnd.
ohai, Tribble!
*wisspurr*
wii still hazzint yet discubbered if klinonz eet tribblolz. ai steer kleer ov Mr. Worf if ai wuz yu.
*/wisspurr*
ai seez yu laytur, Tribble!…………prolly.
in our house, “klingons” refers to the bits of poop that can cling to a kitteh’s tail fur and then fall off later somewhere in da house… so dey defimately don’t eet tribblz over heer…
Dingleberries!
wat dos dat hav 2 do wit klingons?
Ai juz cawls doze “gross”
U has 144 of them?
Hardee…har…har….
geddowt teh hoobur!!!
Akshul da huobur wurkz bedder if da harblz iz awlredy drai. Laizy dat ai em, ai pikz up da big gaawbz nd let da jusy drai a dai er 2. hoobur it jus leik nyew. Trai tu clene wen wet maikz biggur mes.
eye wuz finkin moar bowt teh 144 klingawnz!!1
ai seemz tew has teh same routine………. tried not to feed teh mamakitty teh brown gushi foods…….. has to “spot shot” them. is teh best for teh spots!!
Spot Shot iz teh bomb.
yessiree, iz teh guddur stuffs!! Sumtiemz Ai wishz Ai cud use a bomb
adn start ober wif neu fuzzee carpitz!
at ower howse, ‘klingon’ refers to small child whu wont let go uv mummee oar dadde oar big sistr.
maekin me think ov Phillip Reeves Mortal Engines.
They furgotted theyre corordimates.
Taht made them go splody thouw. I’z hopin kitty not have sploden harballz, else us hoomins is doomzd.
Hai,SC…..did u see awl deh welkum messyges u gotted yezterdai ???
yuss indoodly. I replied to sum ov them too i thinks.
Thx anyways eeck, twas a luvvely war recepchun.
NOOOOO….nawt onna couch…get onna floor!
Datz wye we haz furbawl-kullerd karpit
you guyz prob all know dis, but once dey start hackin’, u shouldn’t move ‘em. Dey can aspirate stomach fluid into dey lungs and den vet can’t do nuffin…
I didn’t know this until my SIL’s cat died this way. 
Diddnt kno beffor….kno nao !!
Wups – didun noe dat!! I be moar kareful nao – mebbe keep ole towull by bed to put undur whiskury end insted uv pushin off.
Fanks!! I nevur want to hurt mah bebehs.
Fanky 4 da infoe, TH. I dinna noez dat. I shore b sorree 4 ur SILz cat, n I doan wanna saym fing happin 2 mai Mithril
“aspiration pneumonia”
it nawt be zackly commun, but kan happun. Mai SIL’s kat “Sparky” wuz jus sittin’ an horkin’ an apparuntlee sumthin startled him. Berry sad – altho he had gud lif b4 dat.
Sew naow when mai kittehs start makin’ da noiz “hic hic”, I jus leeves dem bee and go get de papre towels an de carpet cleenur… old towull sounz lik gud soloo… suhlu… idee.
aslo if yoo moovz tehm, teh huck-up maeks a trayl all teh way frum wehre yoo moved tehm frum to wehre yoo finlly droppd tehm showting “YUK!!1!!” don ax me how i knoze dis
HA!! ben der, dun dat 2…git teh hoes adn flush teh howse owt.
Adn Y…O Y du dey alwais du it inna middul ov nite?!
Suhc beeyooteful bebeez spewing awla wai downna hawl 2 lvng rm 2
teh kichun N owt teh dur… Ai almos join em!! Ai fink Ai gotz sum awn meh…
Ai gotta go scrubbee wubbee awf!
Dat happenz to me,2……alwayz heers deh **hik,hik** wen ai wuz almos awsleep !!!
Ohhman, Jess lass nite Ai gottina bed adn coodn figger owt Y sheetz R wet…
*smills lykka kibble bot wurst
*sniffy
Whew, aleest deey nawt pee onna bed
*smills famee…fuml…ai smilt dis B4
Eeeeewwwwww, its unner kwilt, ober bwankit…awla wet gointo bof sheetz
*tew tyred tew chaynj, hab tew wayt til tumarro…pleh
Eyew! yu slepe dere n e wai? Fink ai wud go slepe ona flor. oh, oopz , iz mor ona flor!
Noooo, chanjed pwaces wiff huzbin, ai slept inna dry spawt
ZOMG!!!! Datz teh funneh!!! Iz yer huzbin short enuff dat he did nawt reech teh ickee spot, oar duz himz just luv yew dat muchlee?
Noes, he nawt short, he lubbs me mushlee an Ai finkso onlee fayer, he getsa wet spawt sumtymz.
Yesh….ai hab been dere,dun dat…..hadda change teh sheetz inna middul ub teh nite.
did that last nite- nawt frum kitteh tho, frum little sister.
I’ll take cat barf over little sister barf any day.
Oar liddul dotter barf…
I nawt mynd her barf as muchlee as I mynd da fak dat she b sik enuff 2 b barfin n da nawt sekkund plays…. free tymz inna passed fyoo weekz.
I haytz 2 c mai kidletz sik….
They is not hairballs. They is chikken wigs!
Hao duz teh insied-onlee kittehz get teh chikken wigz?
Himz ordered take out KFC??
KFC = Kintucky Fryed Coiffure?
Kittehs Floofy Chunks ?
Ewwwww…. but
Kan’t Find Chikken
smrt kittehs doant ete teh KFC bekuz it givs tehm teh “hakkin fits” and “bad breff”
Chikken habs wigs?
Dew dey hab lipz?
Dew snayks hab shodurs?
Chikns duz hab lipz, but snaykz noe haz sholdurrz.
lips? awn a beek?
srsly?
maibe jus falls alarm. maibe jus hes happeh faec
um, nope, problly nawt.
Luks liek hims iz sayin, “heyyy….qwit wakin me up to tayke mai piktur”
Bring it up again, kitteh, and we’ll vote on it.
On sekkun thot, plz donut…. unless yew kin at leest get to teh linoleum…
nebber goze on teh tiel or linolyum. alwuz on teh karpet. iz part ob teh Offishul Kitteh Misshun Statemint.
or taht’s wut i alwuz thowt, aneeway.
Duz annyone elzes kitteh scare demselves wen dey hork up a harebawl??
Mai Christy throws up,and then jumps abowt 5 feet inna air!
Chocolate sowndz lyke he’z sneezin wheezin
“wheez, wheez, wheez, wheez, GAG!”
Can’t — iss alreddy on teh floor.
Um, dat wus sposed to go unner LCB’s commint…
Meh Kitteh starts hackin’ an i try 2 catch teh barf onna newspaper. Kitteh jus keeps backing away frum meh. Sez no, do not want to hak onna paper. Must hav propurr reseptical liek carpet or shoez 2 barf in.
KWIK, KAWL TEH FYURMINZ!
ooo, ai liek dat idea- get teh manlee mens to kleen up teh messes… sowndz liek mai kinda man- yu noe, teh kind dat sweeps yu off yer feet b4 he sweeps the kitchen flore, duz teh dishes, and kleens teh rest uv teh howse.
If himz sweepz deh flore, duz deh dishez, and kleenz howse, he’ll b sweepingz awl deh wimminz off dere feetz.
purrsiselee! he wud be teh purrfeckt man…
R mabbe tehy cud put teh kittehs bak in teh treez. Wups, sekkund thotz, mebbe dont wantz hairbalz hakkin out ov teh treez. Almos az bad as pijjinz.
PETROMALT tew teh reskew
They should make a liquid version of that. Call it Cat 45 Petromalt Likker.
Or not.
Sounz gud 2 me….mite be eezier to get kitteh to tayke it!
I notice that they has cat fud in hairball remedy formula. But in teh olden days they said on teh hairball remedy lable to not give hariball remedy at same time as fuds.
I think mah brain just horked up a hairball.
Mai kittehs horked up MORE hairballs on deh “remedy” fuds……maibee thats wut dey meant??
maebeez iz mayk it eezyur tew hork ‘em up. ai meenz, wuddint yu wunt tew throw up if yu licked up ebbry loose hayr frum yur body?
Nao AI wanna hork!!!!
Then plz to do it on teh lolnoleum or on teh baffroom tiles, plz. kthxnotontehbaffmat
ur NAWT aloan!
Aiz bery glad mai skin iz nawt teh porous & dat ai kin happilee taek teh baff in teh tub (oar taek teh showrz). Besiedz — ai kint reech sum partz ai yoosta be abul to reech. Aiz fluffier nao den ai wuz in mai yooth.
uuuuhhmmm, TMI..?
kthxbai
TMI = That’s Medically Impossible?
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Me too. I would like to get down to mah original wate. That is to say: 5 lbs 1 oz.
Ha! Ai beets yu – 10lb behbeh! Ai wus fatwak! But mai brudder wus borned 2 feets lawng!!! Mai por Mummah!
Yur mummah habs summa big babbehs, gib berf to a free monf owd 8:
mai mumma has teh big bebbees too. an has lotsa helth porlbmes too.
teh littlest wuz 7lbs 6oz (an she had cancer dat yer, or he wudda ben bigger) an mai sister wuz over 9lbs.
mai bruthers sholders wer bigger dan his hed (owch!) an ai wudnt curl up porperlee, an insisted on stretching owt so far dat mom kud trace mai feetz b4 ai wuz born.
mai pore mumma, we may brake her bodee, but weel never brake her hart.
Awww Kits♥ {{Kits}} Yew hadda grate mumma tew gib lub adn lyf tew menny kidlets! Jes luk hao yew grewed up!
Wen ai luk at harebal fudz stoar peepz sez iz sawdust init nd wil hurt kittehs’ inurdz. du nawt bai it. just the petromalt. Trai tu put ona paw so hab tu lik it orf. *Shaik shaik shaik! run awai!*
Kuppul uv owr kittehz liekz teh Petromalt — but itz teh kittehz wut duz nawt need. Tried teh paw meffud wif udder kitteh — wownd up *shaik shaik shaik* onto teh wall. Nawt sew halpful, akshullee.
den smeer it into tehre furs- ai did dat to mai kittehs- den dey had to lik it off.
I gibs mah kittehs teh Science Diet Hareball fuds, and I almoss neber hab to kleen up enny spots. Butts, mah oldest kitteh iz onwee ate yeers, so there’s plenty ov tiem.
Ptoom!
Ack, ack… sry, I uzully don’ do dat in fronn’a peeples.
U muss feel cumfurtable wif us.
I’ll tri to taek dat as a compliment.
Nao, plz to be getting sum papah towels.
Paul Linde’s kitteh
U iz showin ur age…..ai guess ai am showin mine,too!
Dus it shoa mai aij ifn I sez himz wuz wun uf mai fayvert karictur akturz? Himz wuz reelee grate as Timpultun n da orijinul Sharlitz Web. Da reemayk jess nawt da saym wivout himz….
Sharlit: “Watzit sai?”
Timpultun: “It sez … ‘crunchee’!”
sorry to post this here. . .but i dont know where else to go. . .looking for a lolcat that was on the vote page a couple days ago that said something like “egats we’ve been spelling cheezburger wrong!!!” with the picture of the cat looking at the huge book. tried using the search tool but it found no results for me after many tries using diffrent key words. . .so if anyone happened to favorite this or knows where i might be able to find it would be much appreciated. also if theres a better place to post this (dont think we have a forum???) i would appreciate that too
Akshul dere iz a forum ober at cheezfrenz.com but probly moar peepz se yur kweshun heer. Yu du nawt nede tu poljize fur poast n e kweshunz. sumbuddee mite eben ansur. nawt awlwaiz.
Ai remember thet 1 and cud not find it either. I was gonna go back and favorite it 2.
I member dat one, too.
U cud find teh picture in the lolbuilder, and caption it urself. Then, save it and have teh link enny tiem u want!
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Dis waz mah faborite catshun wif dat pic. Mebee u can change teh catshun frum heer?
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/20/lessedogpa128558013616652555.jpg
Sowy, dat link doan wurk.
Mebee dis will?
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/20/lessedogpa128558013616652555.jpg
Ohai folks. Ai donut usually ask fur halp wit votin on meh lols. But ai made a lol an itz onna voting paige now. itz kinda inside joke aboutz “word pretzle” eatin our comments. If u liek it, plz vote cuz itz gettin low burgers frum peeps who donut get it.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1202013
kthnxbai!
I gitz it! Werdpretsil dun b ayted mai werdz 2 minny tiemz. I givz u uh gud voat.
I has uh noo wun dat jess nao gittin voats, but sints I maydz it last nite it musta rowld awf da voatin paij awlriddee cuz I nawt seein it. I needzta start maykin em inna mornin …
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1198189
ohai 3 cattailz, iz berry gud idih tu put url wen yu aks fur us tu bote. sumtiemz pikshur mubez daown nd iz hard tu fined. Ai dunt pursnly noze haow tu du it yet but cud at leest go tu bote at rite plais no prawblum.
Tihs seams tu bees a reel kitteh prohblum; owr tuxie kitteh souns liek her gunna asplode wen her duz tihs;
Mebbee iyf weez vakuoomed kittehs ebbereedai tihs wuudn’t heppin soe muches;
(Butt tehn vakuooum wil bees hourkyng up teh harebawls onna rugg;)
Shadow, pre-hork= “oooooaaalloooooalllooooallloooalloo-GLERK!” (yodeling before the hairball, go figure)
Tonya, pre-hork= “kcccECK…lrk, lrk, lrk….AAACK” almost makes me wonder if somehow, she is not related to Bill the Cat
Of course, Shadow, being teh kyoot-but-nawt-so-briet kitteh taht she am, yoost to maek teh AAAAACK noyze weneber she wud kil dese nastee beetulz taht used to come into mah old howse ebery sumur. ebery day of ebery sumur, she wud katch, keel and try to nom teh beetulz and ebery tiem, teh kemikal stink dey gaev off wud maek kitteh spend fiev minits koffing it up
Well, dey can’t awl b Einstein kittehs.
At leest Shadow gots teh “stick wif it” gene.
***** HAY U GAIZ***** OMGawsh!!!! Ai em sew hapi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai jus getted hoem & Ai seez mai “horkin” lol heer adn Ai kant beeleev
Ai feyenlee maed it 2 teh HOME PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai jus wanna danssee & sing sew muhc!!!!!
**HAPI HAPI JOI JOI HAPI HAPI JOI JOI**
FANKS U BEREE MUHC!
Hooray fur yu, misslionforu!!!1!! Ai iz happi tail fur u! Sillybrate 2nite!!
Oh misslionforu, I am SO happeh fur U!!!
I can’t eben get mah bebeh to teh voting page!
Sumdai, I hope to hab teh same onner taht u hab todai!
Well dun!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1180858
Concatumalashuns, Misslionforu!!!!
Yuu haz ccomplyshed wut menny peeps wud liek tu du!! Guud foar yuu!!!
Fank U sweetee….
Fank U sew berry muhc….Ai dont no wut 2 du furst…
Pizza adn green tee adn a movee prolly.
Den some bellee rubinz…hehehehe
u iz lukie….iz gottum homwerk ta do…n gascat n fishykitteh rit behindz me playin game on udder ‘putter…
sigh- off ta write bout da citi n da skhool weiz doin r “reserch awn”.
-”action research”……new nom for reserarch wifout enuf subjectmets! Sry, had ta say dat sumware- i wuz an edumacational reseacher , – did type ub reseach belawngs in da kitteh box!
momcat
Backup for when phasers are non-operational!
Hi, I (gag), haaack, FOOM! Splat!