Plz for penniez a day
Plz for penniez a day U can buy a bukkit for teh children
dis kitteh haz a pennee 2 gif.
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If a wer a wys man, Ai wud do mai part – but wot Ai can, Ai gibs him. Gibs him mai hart
con gratz u mashins on nawt sekkund
OHai,
Con gratz u mashins from me too. Dis not only fir… I mean furvast from last, dis is so lovely a post. Warms up my heart so much dat I don’t eben notice at first that it make water cums out of my eyes.
Dat mudder’s eyes are the huge splortz potential. CHGs on tight all Cheezfrends
Happy Caturday eberybudy
concashewmalayshunz, amber!! 11
eggsalad commint 2!!
hmmm, Ai has had mucho vino collapso tonite; Ai donut tink teh eggsalad wud sit verree commfortublee!
pawp eet een teh frij 4 laytur!!
Best possibul beforemost yet. Bestest Crispmess song of mah yoof. *snrf*
Yars; awlwais gud to sing teh Crissmuss sawngs in Mai, Ai finkso…
If ai woz a rish man, bibabibabiblbibabiblblum,
All dai long I’d lol a kittehlol, bibabiblbibabiblbum
Ai knoes taht song!
eyes?
i has….wait
halp he is blynd! kwk get sum noo aies!
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veneshun oar roman blynd?
da eyes hav it.
teh cyuut…it oberwilmz me….ai cant standz nu moar….SPLORT!!!!!
HALP!!! HALP ME!!!!!
tank ceiling cat sumwun onna nudder fred foundid me!!! i r beddur nao.
{{{JD}}}
Yay fer Ambercat for ur tawp nawt sekkund!
Will gibs all dah pennies fur da bukkits
Pinkee pinkee toe-pads! Wiv teh prances an teh caypers an teh
SPLORTS!
doant wurree ambercat! aisle save yu!
*skupe skupe skupe teh branes up*
*pat pat shhrrrrrappppt teh branes insyde yer hed*
*stretch teh CHRG an teh baffing kap onto yers hed*
*stik stik stik poke it wiffa stik*- er, datz nawt rite, lemme luk at the manyuall..
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ah here it is: “apply libral amountz uv duk tape, chocklit, floofee blankees, an lol-iPops to teh vicktim.” Okey, here yu go ambercat- hav sum duktapechocklitflooffeeblankeesanlol-iPops fore yer hedsplort.
kthxbai.
Ai appeers to has a lawlipawp in mai brayns – is pk tho; Ai has sweeeeet thorts!
Ai gibs yu mai behbeh, yu gibs me martoonees?
Iz many fair trades. =^_^= I takes all ur bebehs for all teh martoonees in teh werld!
ok, Ai can has an advans? Yu gib me awl teh martoonees in teh werld an tehn Ai maeks yu som behbeh?!
Martoonies . . . tehn teh behbehs.
Hhhmmmm?
Eye sea a relashunsheep.
Rilly?! Tell me abowt it…!
I wusnt reelee lisnenn wehn mama tol me bout dis, but itz gots summin ta do wif lurv at 1st sigt thru beer goggles.
*snerk*
Ohai, wii otter taek uppa kollecshun inna bukkit furra bukkit
an haow duz dat werk? sirkyoolar munnee management- ai duznt get it.
oar is yu teh wun dat stoled teh lolrus’ bukkit?
NOES, Ai nawt steel bukkit, Ai jus tooked inta teh lite tew luk @ it beddurer.
*hoap dis werks, dis wut LCB sais
*snert
Oh deer. Ai must to be holding mah CHRG (wdoi) on BERY BERY TITELY!!!
*taypa taypa taypa*
Ai fink ai feelz teh braynze drippin owtta mah eer.
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Halp!!!
*pullz owt magnerflyin glass* lemme see, nope datz nawt branes, dats just useless bitz uv neral matter an sum watter- here, hold yer hed sydeweys an lettit drip owt. utherwyse yule hav a hedake.
Fanks fur teh sugje… sujj… adviec — itz halping wif teh leekage, but itz nawt eezee to type wif mah hed awl siedwaiz.
ai kud swab it owt an put it bak in teh tawp uv yer hed iffn yu liek… an stik dis plug in yer eer to plug teh leekages..
Yes plz.
Wow, that’s amazing! I’m currently reading Gavin Maxwell’s THE RING OF BRIGHT WATER trilogy (which if you don’t know is the definitive work on a man and his otters).
*Thiiz kittehs wil pitch in tew*
Heers anudder wun for yu “Tarka the Otter” – verree splortwerthy!
FAVORITE! ai tinks da bebeh iz tew yung four to be in da moofee peekchurs, koreupshin in dis pichur. Stayj mawms: DO NAWT WAHNT!
Hee! Butt luk, sheis holdin teh liddul wun vairy kairfullee. Iz vairy cyutest bebbeh. Ai not noe bebbeh loltters not dark-kullur. An luk at taht muskulur tayle! Bet she cud reely feel hims (or hers) WIGGUL befoar tehy wuz bornded.
yup-lukz liek wun proud mamma lolotter!
She jus be sayin “Mai kyoot bebeh, let me show u eet.”
Srsly, shes sayn “lukkit wut I maed!”
*SPLORT*
I’m so stunned by teh kyoot I can barely lolspeak. That is the CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!
awwww.
skupe skupe skupe
tukkittty tuk tuk tuk
patty pat pat
rappee wif duk taep.
eez awn teh CHRG an sekewer wif moar duk taep!
floofee blankee – will diz pin B owkay?
hawt chawklitt and teh possum shaept chaklit 2 nibbul.
Der awl dun.
yew be saef nao. enjoi teh kyoot!
Whoop Whoop Whoop!!!!1!!!!!
*Skreeeeeeeechez arownd teh corner wif teh CCC*
Hmmm – yes… dis seemz to be a big splort.
*sweepa sweepa sweepa* Oops – missed a spot. *sweepa* Der wii goe.
*tucka tucka tucka* teh braynez bak into yer hed.
*Appliez CHRG (wdoi) an to maek shoor, putz bavving kap ontoppa dat.
*taypa taypa taypa taypa* wif plenny uv teh duckee taep.
*Tucks MsMaryb in wif a sawftee blankee of a lubberlee shayde uv coral, givz niec warm (nawt too hawt) cuppa hawt choklit & a chocklit octopus (wif caramel filling).*
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Yew feeling beddur nao?
oooooo!! oooooo!! chawklit oktoepuss!!? DO WANT!!1
*grabby pawz*
nomm nommm
ywummmm!!!11
Luvly blankees and chocklit. Tanks verry muchez.
Empathy otter wants empathy
Ohai, ennybuddee seas Kevin’s commint up dere ^?
Ai think him haz eyez- jus not opened yet…
eyez so literal…
eye am glads you seez it thattaway
Dats cyoot n whittee nawl, bot Ai finkso dat he wuzinna ty wif Ambercat…no?Sew, Kevin conga rat shoelaces for teh ty ob nawt sekond
An we will sen yu letturs, not zeerocksed, written by ur adoptid lolottur, as soon as he can see. Um, an is big enuf to hold a penslol…um, an reed an rite. Or at least kulur.
um-himz so kyuut and snorgalishus- ai givz u penniez, taekz bebbeh, kay??
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what kind of animal is that!?
‘Pears 2b mama otter wif smooshablee adooorable otter kit.
oh how SWEEET!
Is lol-otter. Tehy are teh funnest aminals, an live in famblies (bebbes and motters and fotters) by riverz and eat fish an otter things and tehy luve to slide an play wis one anotter. Sumtimes theh just potter around. Sumtimes tehy has to muve ther suns and dotters if teh wotter gets to cloase to teh den.
Evur sinse I wuz a kitling, I has wished I cud be a notter.
My brane begins to totter.
gud ebening.. hearz mai shaemless selb-promoshun, mai lolpic, butz beri beri fitin 2 dis postie… iffin onliz teh Prezel doan eetz hymm
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=820866
wunnerful… Aye juss tried agin, adn teh nawt sekkund wun showz op… hebii sighhhhh
More lolotters! ai voted fur ur lol, smammie!
Thnx!1! Aye jus lubs teh lolotterz IRL, adn teh Bukkit saga iz ware Aye ghozt
wehn Aye kneadz 2 furgit bowt werk, etticettirah.
Aye otter gib dis Momma mai penniez
Is that a still from the video with the otters floating around holding “hands?” Otterz is teh kyoooooot!!!!!
doan noa ware iz frum.. fown itz awn teh lol builder paige en cud nawt reezist itz
Heerz linkee fur teh video (just add teh h t t p stuff):
video.aol.com/video/kol-otters-holding-hands/1894323
massiff splort !!!! iz gud ting dat Mr. Pjammie iz traned en teh Nawt Sekkund ade. Himmz skrapped mii frum unnerneeth ‘puter adn hanfed mii B& J Cherry Garcia cubbered wif Cherry Heering liquor… Aye tinks teh otterz liekz teh heeringz 2?
Sry. Realized aftur posting teh link dat ai shud hav posted it wif a sport warning.
Wuz in tew much shok from teh kyootness to fink str8.
iz gettin fuzzrated hear…iz tring 2 gib teh linkie 2 mai lolpic cawz iz a notter, adn hymmz noe werkin…pleh
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=820866
repeet affer mii “weird pretzul iz mah fren, weird pretzul wud nawt plaice gaemz wif mii. noa, nawt teh lubberlii Pretzul… dang nab itz…
werked fur me ok, wun up da fred a bit. Lubz da otturs 2 but wairz da abalonez dey ar supozed tu be eting?
see thred furder donw. Iz riber otter . Ayes noes cuz menny yrz go, wuz ah man who kepped tehm ina flatybul pool en hymz van, adn tuukz dem 2 teh skulz 2 letz teh kidletz C dem
oh my, that baby is so cute. forget the bukkit…i’m taking you home!!
Here’s the source of the photo:
radikal.ru/F/i003.radikal.ru/0804/bc/8a493dcc9a25.jpg.html
I’ll neber kno how u finded dat!
Actually, this photo was on CuteOverload a couple weeks ago.
Wowsers, tehy doan cum muches kyuooter tahn tihs:
DERE AWTTA BEES A LAW AGENST SUCHES KYUOOTNIS!!!!!
Iyt’s rlly moar tahn enny peep can taike;
becuz ov teh konstint, ebber imminint dainjur of splorting at enny gibben mohmint, dere bees a trehmenduss helf hazurd;
jes wun luuk at teh liddel ottur-babbeh iys jes tuu muches awl at wun tiem.
GET CCC AWN STAYNDE-BYE RITE NAOW!!!!
(becuz Mommeh Ottur reefuusis tu leeve teh airea until her geyts moar pennies; adn Ai awreddy gibbed her awl Ai haz)
Oh,mans….ai am awl outta pennies,too…she tayke dowwars ???
she otter!
***** groan ******
noe, hurzz luukz liek teh riber otter, nawt teh she otter, she otters iz darckur adn lib en teh ohshunn
****double groan*****
*headdesk*
Dis is da most beutifullest momma and behbe picturez I seen…
Da love…da momma’s eyelashes…da behbees pink feets and tiny toes and of course…the splot-worthy behbe tail!!
I would love an protect dees sweetnesses forebber!!
Yesh, iys awl troo!!! Ai fink tihs gonna bees wun ov mai favrit pikchures!!
Whai you need bukkit? Looks like you holds littlun wif no problems now!
Not slippin or slidin out of yer
handspaws or anything…Ottur Theatur persents: Seens frum Dr. Zhivago
“Halp me, bruthrs! Fore teh luv of God!”
Behbee awturr coodz
fitz in plasstikk cupz instedd
ubz full groawnz Bukkitt
Den behbee awturr
coodz proagress 2 TuppurrWayr.
Nawt needz Bukkitt yet
Mebbee yuze waydeeng
pool nexxt? Demz hawrdd 2 steel andz
mutch hawrdurr 2 hydez
Jack.
6 bazillyun burgrz fr Jack!
Ai dunno, Jack; yuu rlly wyggs me aowt wif yuur pomes!!!
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I’d lyk 2 gief monnee 2 her butt i tinks c’s got otter bebbee juz rown teh corner 4 meh monneez wetin… mebbe iz a skam? :O
Prowd mama iz prowd. Adn rite lee sew.
does it automatically make our text all bukkit like?
Noes…..!
Dat mom Otta say, “Lookits mah noo behbeh! Izint hims cyoots?!?!?!”
aw! a mawma adn hur bebbeh!
*splort*(ai’z tew tyurd tew haz a reel splort)
Oh this r crazee. Fo’ the lov of Mike, wil somewon jus go to de Container Stoore an get a bukkit fo de babeh an fo de walris?!
SPLORT! SPLORT! -UBER SPLORT!!!11!1!
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*tukka tukka tukka*
*taypa taypa taypa*
*tukz cookbooksrus in unner a niec sawftee blankee (mint green, ai finkz) & gibs hawt choklit (nawt too hawt) an a choklit oktoepuss (caramel-filled).
Der der, cookbooksrus — yew feel beddur. Jus sit kwitelee an nibbul on yer choklit. Yew will be heeled befoar yew noez it!
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*tukka tukka tukka*
*taypa taypa taypa*
*tukz N1IP in unner a niec sawftee blankee (lavendar, ai finkz) & gibs hawt choklit (nawt too hawt) an a choklit oktoepuss (caramel-filled).
Der der, N1IP — yew feel beddur. Jus sit kwitelee an nibbul on yer choklit. Yew will be heeled befoar yew noez it!
Dis spozeta be unner N1IP’s splort. *sigh*
nuffin to do but *SPLLLLLOOOOORRRRRRRT”
dat momma luvz her bebbeh. so sweet!
Oh, deer, Lunarmommy!!! U ben sittin heer awl splortedfer agez!!! I’ll see if I ken git u fixted up.
*goez off tew hunt up CCC.*
BRB!!
*Skwee, skweee, skweeee, klunk. Skwee, skwee, skwee, klunk.*
Deh CCC seemz tew b needing sum wheel maintnens.
Hokay!! Lessee. it b prittee late, I guess I just fix u up and hoping u b ok indeh morningz. Luks like deh braynezez kinda driyd up. Hhmmm…
*getz owt deh hevvee dutee skrayper.
*skrayp. Skrayp. Skrayp.
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Now wii sweepz dem up and putz dem in a bowl. Add a littul wadder 2 rehi .. re-hyr .. umm making dem wetz agin. Ok, deh bak 2 nermul noaw.
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*Putz deh braynez bak in deh hed. Putz deh lubble 50z bavving cap on.
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This b a prittee yellow cap wif liddle pink flowrz on it. It will holding thingz bak togezzer just fine. Now I tukz u up in a pinkee floofee blankee. Heerz a koopon fer a kup uv hot chokklit wen u waking up in deh morning, adn a chokklit possum. Just take it 2 deh ty boo teek.
Shmoo.
This picture was love at first sight!! So Sweet, I knew it’d be a LOLCritter someday!!
“Dis mah behbeh!”
Debbie – do you mean that this is your picture?? If so, you should contact the Burgers for proper photo credit. They are very good at that, but they have to know.
Oh, no, it’s not my picture, I think the first place I saw it was on CuteOverload.com.
I just love how the momma is looking right into the camera and holding the baby up!
sumtimes itz nawt fair. last night ai saw this picture, went awwwwww, so cyoot, and then turned on the teevee. wut do ai find but a documentary on Giant River Otters, from Guyana in South America. Up to six feet long. Big webby feetz. Broad tail, kinda like a beaver. Go around in big family groups. Nomming the fishies. More cyootness!!1!
Seems a woman named Diane McTurk has a rehab center for them. So she gets to carry them, snorgle them, play with them, have them follow her around like goggies. (and do lots of hard work). Even more cyootness … how much can ai stand??? The show wuz dubbed in Fronch, so ai duzznt know the details, but yew otterophiles shud keep an eye out for it. Here’s a youtubelet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzfZotTdm0c
ohhh, so cyoot
Six foot otterz!?!?!?! Cheezez twice!! get in deh car!!
Loutres six pieds de long!! Sacre Bloo!! Obtenez dans la voiture!!
or in teh canoe … oops, teh otter is in teh canoo, too …
LOL!! Thanks fur teh YooTubeLet (grate name!). No such thing az too much cyooteness.
tippee canoe, adn lolotter 2?
teh penniez dey iz in teh mail, plz to stop calling teh phone
sallysruthursotter!!!
Okay, I have been dying to ask this since I came to this website…what’s the story with the buckets?
Putz deh aitch tea tea pea in frunt:
speaklolspeak.com/page/Teh+story+of+teh+lolrus+who+haz+lost+his+Bukkit
But… Odders no need bukkits! Teh lolruses do!!
what a horrible view.. Beggars on the road?
Waaah! I sad and bai the bukkits now.
Hai. Plz, suport teh LOL foundation, the Lumbrjax Olmost halping Lolcats Fowndayshun.
Dis lawl winz, kai? :3
but daz a owtter, not a lolrus
Adorable. If this were real I would totally send them money.
i heerby donate mah bukkits to the baby ottas!