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Ya, I totally don see yoo der bob


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Ya, I totally don see yoo der bob

u needz sum betteh camouflage.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: dmf15

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  1. smackymcgee says:

    catmoflage nawt aktiv8d!

  2. MelONyx says:

    Hydin in playne site, u r doin it rong!

    • smackymcgee says:

      ohai melONyx! how r u?

      • MelONyx says:

        I am duin berry well, fank yu! Iz last dai uv skool fur de kidlets, adn I am njoyin mai (short) morning berry much!
        Yu r doin well alzo, I hopes?

        • smackymcgee says:

          aym duin gud. yessurday wuz mai 4th wedding aniversury. we went tu nayborehud assoseeashun meeting. bery nawt fun. 2dai we bof off wurk and going oout for lunch and moobie. bery moar fun day 2 dai…

        • Aahz says:

          Iz furvvist frum furst dai uv mai kidletz skool 2. Mai fif graydur grajyoomayted dis mornin — himz gunna b n middul skool. I kin hardlee bleevz it — dey groze up sew speedee-liek…… I gess dat meenz I b gittin owld…… :-(

          • MelONyx says:

            Wii r nawt gittin old! Wii r simplee developin…
            rihnkles, aychees, graze hayr (aldo myn startd at 17)…
            sens uv perspektiv, memrees uv eventz, frenz…
            karakter.
            Wut bovverz me is dat mennee uv mai kidletz’ frenz rentz r babees kompayrd to us. *sigh*

          • altosinger says:

            We’z nawt owld. We’z KLASSIK!! We haz spearyense an wizdum, an awl taht gud stuf.

            • Aahz says:

              Gud poyntz, yawl (yup, I b frum teh Souf)

              U ramiendedz me uv sum uvver importink wizdum fing:

              “Ayj n trecheree will awlwaiz dufeetz yoof n skeel” ;-)

  3. Maus says:

    Now how is wee supposed to do two pics at once? Hmmmmm?

  4. abbycat says:

    Ai don get dis wun . . .

    • abbycat says:

      But ai seme to be slow abowt teh LOLs just naow. I did rede the wikepedia abowt marco polo gaem las nite. Never herd ov it. gess it wuz invented after ai wuz a kid, an for the las ten yeres or so ai dun wach tv, so my kultural edumackashuns are lacking.

      • smackymcgee says:

        dis wun jus imp..ilpmiz…luks like kitteh layin awn ground (aka: bob) finks hees hidin and kitteh walkin by pointz out dat bob nawt so gud at hidin.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh abbycat! Donut feel bad. Ai dint know waht it iz either. Just remember – “Google iz yur frend” Maus

        An gud advice it iz!! Eben teh phabulous Purrrfessor Phillipe d’Beaker admitz to uzing teh google rather offen!! :D

        • Tidmum says:

          Mee too!! :grin:

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            O Hai Tidmum!! We kin just uze teh google whilst giggloling togedder!! :D

            • tidmum says:

              Ohai JCH4K :grin:
              *floofy paws wayvin eggcitedly*
              I offen has a gigglol wen I googlol!! :lol:
              How be yoo tewdai?

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Tahnk yoo fur asking!! Ar ar amazinglee fine!! Teh sun iz shining – it iz nawt too hawt – an soon ai must go out an werk, werk, werk sum moar! An mow, mow, mow! But becuz it iz prittee out – ai dont mind so much – ‘cept taht ai can’t bee heer!:(

                • tidmum says:

                  Poor yoo. Yoo muss hab lawts of grass?
                  Wehres dem mower mens?? Get dem tew dew it den yoo ca stay an plai :grin:

                  MrT.M be doin owers agen tihs weekend. I gots sum noo flour planters to fill an plant up,but i duzznt noes whut to put in dem yet. I go tew dah plant fayre tewmorrowI finkso.Den we go to dah Folk Festival an watch teh dansins an singins.

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Oh, taht sounds laik just waht ai laik to do! Ai know yoo will hav a grate time!

                    Gosh – sounds laik hardlee enebuddee will be heer thiz weekend. it’s bee slo times at the ICHC!

              • eeckthecat says:

                Wut iz u doin for teh Memmyorial Dai ????

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Ai ar marching in a parayde fur wun ov mai frenz hoo iz running fur teh Meeshegun Legislachur! She awlmost wun last tiem (an she a Dem in a moastlee Republikants area)
                  So we hav hai hoeps fur this time!! But she needs halp, ov corse!! ;)

        • Duffy says:

          Ohai JH4K – wen peeps ask me abowt this or that medicul thingie (wich they do a lot, that bein part of mah job) I allus say, “did you google it?”, an then show tehm how to do that if they dont know. I tells everbody to go to Google fir** – I mean, beforemost other things. Google is teh bestest for medicul info and kwestions of every varietee!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            O hai Duffy! did yoo ketch teh squirlol??

            Taht wuz yoo, wuzzn’t it? LOL! ai cant seem to remember hoo did waht today!

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          Pleeeeeze!!! We duzn’t call it uzing google. We callz it bibliographic research based on high bandwith connection to distribyuted sine-tific databases making extensive use of teh page-rank algorithmy …. . But yew knows wut we meenz. :)
          Srsly, google is yer frend.

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            snerk. but sumhao, teh google duzn’t werks well wif the lolspeek. you haz to go to the MOS liberry @ d’Beaker labz to use teh speshul innertubes dere, wear we haz teh googlol.

          • cweenmj says:

            U ken neber hab tew menny frenz.
            Hai P’dB!!
            Iz Igor reddy fer deh looooong weekend?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              i invited himz (igor) ober for a cookout, but he hazn’t gotten bak to me, yet.

              • Maus says:

                As a guest or the entree? :cool:

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  a guest, por supuesto, as i suspekt he is needer tastee nor nutrishush. hmm. mebee datz wy he haznt gottne bak to me-
                  *thought process suddenlee intrudes intoo bwane* :shock:
                  my invite needed klarifimikashun? Dis is wot i sented:

                  “Deer igor, i reely admirez yr brains. i wood be honorified to has you for a barbeque dish wkend”

                  hmmm. mebee i needz to reword eat?

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Sorry!! ;) ai dint know yoo dint want peepl to know. Cuz ai reelee DID think yoo noo ebreeting! :D

  5. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    watch out fer angree buffalo

  6. eeckthecat says:

    Sarcasim kitteh iz….uh…..sarCatsic.

  7. Duffy says:

    How can you see me, Tom? I has my eies closed!!!

  8. gremlin says:

    If kitteh-vishun relied on cell phone netwurks . . .

    Can ya see me now?
    Can ya see me now . . . ?

  9. Kristen says:

    mai kittehs hyd nawt gud jus lyk bob. sum of der bestest hyding playses: behined plastik bags, unnerneeth chayres, an ennywares dey r tukked into liddle floofballs

  10. Kayjoy says:

    these kittehs must live in teh Upper Peninsula of Mich.
    they haz da yooper accent, ya’kno hey.

  11. CottlestonPie says:

    These are outtakes from Monty Python’s “How Not to Be Seen” sketch. The kinda got mixed up with the “Confuse-a-Cat” bits.

    • lunarmommy says:

      “how not to be seen” – ur doin it rong.

      • SolnEsther says:

        One ob muh faborite (of about elebenty million faborite) Monty Python Skits. FTW
        @@@@@@@@

        • lunarmommy says:

          :D hard to chooz a faberit. tehy’z all my fabrites. but sheshully lieks “how not to be seen.” an “confyuz a cat.” an “spam.” an “twit ob teh yeer.” an teh ole ladeez. an…

          • Aahz says:

            oar “minastree uv sillee wawkz” oar “ded bishup awn da landin” oar “dafindin aginst atakurz weeldin fraish frootz” oar “da broosiz”

    • lunarmommy says:

      confyoosing a cat akshully isn’t taht hard. my kitteh, all yoo haz to do is haz wun persun standin by teh kitchen window wher teh kitteh can see him/her an teh uvver persun go open teh dore, wher teh kitteh cant see her/him an call heer kitteh kitteh kitteh. kitteh luks at teh persun by teh window an finks, yoo not teh wun callin me, hoo is taht? getz so confuzzled cant even move, jus sits tehre an stares at yoo perplu – perpxl – confuzzledly.

  12. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh bees sneekxyng past, becuz hims owez Bob Kitteh a ‘stanshul amawnt ov munnees!!

    Hims hoeps Bob Kitteh woan noetiss hims, adn bugg hims foar reeiymbursemint ov $$$ debpt;

    (Wel, Debptor Kitteh beddure plahnn awn ree-paiyeing Bob Kitteh rlly sune,
    becuz Bk luuks liek hims wud jes luuv tu BASH!!!! DK foar hims OWN paiy-bak!!!!

  13. wuzzie says:

    whare did bob goez? i dunz seez him :O

  14. waterdragon says:

    He not sees Bob? Y r Bob hidin?

  15. L Clan says:

    Wow. Me thinks background cat is mine. Anyone know where this pic came from?

  16. heehee says:

    that is sooo funny…i just love this website!

  17. ashley says:

    Where did this pic come from? I think this is my cat!!!

  18. Catman says:

    THIS S MY CAT!!!! okay well I think it’s my cat, cause it looks like my cat except like ALOT like SOOOOOO MUCH! (the walking one)

  19. quin says:

    One of those looks like my cat Arthur. Like, exactly. Weird.


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