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They see me trollin’
They baitin’
bcos I ar floofie and pretteh
Whuz ah floofie
Conqwertshoelacings on ur qwik ‘n dirty nawt sekkund, teho!!
Hao wud u liking to cellybrate dis fien morning?
*sneaks in an order of a dozen troll-burgers for teho, and puts on “The Monster Mash”*
Not necessary. Thanks, though.
Okay. Ai R dansing in mai chayre, sipping hawt tee adn nomming a ohtmeel chokklit chip cookee in ur honur.
ratz- i wuz gonna offer you sum kuy brgrs i brotted bak frum Pru & ax you to danz a merengue.
Reminds me of old Herb Alpert album cover – Whipped Cream and Other Delights. Ladee on teh cuver wearin nuthin but whippd cream. Kwite a lot of it.
Dis bee maykin yew drool, Duff?
MY skirrlz haz nuthing to do wif nekked wimminz. Nope.
hee- lukadis- i lubs the rule #1-you must keep time with the music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on4V1KN_Iuw&feature=related
Wen Rosie shows up, dis birffday greetin’s 4 hers
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1193299
U neehd tuh speek cheezburger langwidge
Oh Hai! Did yoo wants to use teh puter?
…wel, den, furst you hasta pet me, gib me a kitteh treat (not necesarilee indat ordah) adn den i will consid, er korndi, um fink aboot eat.
ai can see we’re goin to has anudder strange lolpik day!!
jamamakitty,
You has a catbox?
yesh, nao ai has 2 catboxes!! ai lurves it, fanky!! ai has teh pikshur of teh free toy an teh mamakitty………… will put it on teh cheezfrens album soon!
ohai, gramma jamama! ai iz gunna go see teh hawt prince tewdae!
himz luks cyoooooooooooooot!!
hez hawt! so hawt, teh fyurmins myte needz tew be kawled!
*faints frum teh heet*
Oh noes!!
**** putz spray fanz in frwnt uv lucy ****
Ai thinx deh lack o’ sleep iz catchin upz 2 u !!!!
fank yu, eeck! adn wut a lubblee spray fan it iz. ai still finks teh fyurmins need tew be kawled, tho!
Dere is AWWAZE an excuuze to cawl teh fyremenz !!
fank you. hope u’s enjoy.
yah, wassup wif dat?
2 pix at wunst?? adn wun sez posted at 12:00 and tuther at 3:00 adn tath aint wut time it r?? Iz i deh onlee cornfuzzlul wun heer???
im wundrin iffn dey has 2 lolpix sew 1/2 of us is on wun and 1/2 is on teh udder wun
ohnooooooooes! izzit a catspiracy?
Ayez hazzin teh space/tiem continumum prollumz wif the lolpikz. Teh posties iz toastiez agin. Bginin 2 fink taht Basement Cat iz wrung naem… is moar liek hell iz ware Weird Pretzel Cat libz….
Basement Cat haz joind forces wid The Master and the Daleks tu take ova da space/time continuum and gushi fuud supplies.
tahtz teh bestest splainashun Aye’d hird yet… thnx
AKKK! Daleks?!! get behind the non-ironic uglee sofa!
… and now we haz uglee carpit!
Hay, did u say teh sofa needed ironin??
callz teh YNG!! Emergenceeeeeeeee ironin assistinc needed ober on commint 42!
*puts bits ov iron on da sofa* Da sofa iz nau ironed.
Noooo!!!! not deh gushifudz!!! Ennything but deh gushifudz!!!
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mebbe tehy kan takez ober deh goggiez gushifudz?
Not your puter is mah happeh place
Now go and get some gooshie fuds and nip
Wut…u no wantz teh hair inz teh keyzboard ????
Yu no wat dey sai abowt qwerty keebords, hair tuday, nom tomorrow.
***** groans *******
Funny, I’ve never heard them say that about keyboards…
Ah, but yu hav tu ask der rite dem. It must bi tha Dem Dat Do Say. Not ani old dem will du.
I no care bout passwerd, get meh cheezburgr!!
Teho! “Rydin derty” ref FTW!
Iz will “gost ryde teh whip” in yr hawner.
Purrhaps taht cood bee yr concatyoulashuns dans.
Dude, it’s your car… but don’t be telling the officers & paramedics that Teho Made You Do It. (blame GTA4 instead, heh)
Oh dis qwerty? I tougt it were ‘qwirky’.
the quick sighmese kitty layz over the warm keybored
ohai leeza! Wun ob mai sighmeezers iz *halping* mii type dis n purring liek mad. Oh, waydaminnit, maybe seh IZ mad? Maybe wantz to going owt? Owch! da poyntee endz inna arm naow!
Ai shall fink ob u a twerk inna owr whiel ai be habbing wun-owr massaj… Noe! Nawt bai fyreman, silleh – bai profeshunel massaj purrsin.
*puuuurrrrrrrrrs inan tissipashun*
On teh othur hand… aftur tomorrow I haz a hole week off!
Iz dis intervention?
[borrows the kids' Arcade Fire CD]
Ur nawt lookin fer a goggle, r u??
noes kitteh…GOOGLE
ur safe
whew!
kitteh iz happitayl tew find a nyse wurm plays tew seeps
Dunno why u pays so mush atenshun to silly clikky fing. I iz so mush purrtier.
Ai fink dis iz wut mai kittehs r alwaze finkin……”momma,getz dat pyooter offa ur lapz so we canz snorgle”
Can eye lissen too teh Arkade Fyr CD wif yoo? I lufs them a lot. Tehy are very exsellent in konsert.
So I hear.
I was actually more bummed that I missed LCD Soundsystem though (they opened for AF when they were up here).
I saw taht tour. LCD Soundsystem was good. but the “yeah” song was even
moar irritating in purrson
Tehy will probably tour again, I’m guessing sooner than Arcade Fire will
(Eye dont know hao to maek teh funny faces liek you guize do)
Iyf kitteh lyes onna keebord, ebben qwirty wun, hers hyuuomin wil hafta tu plai wif hers, becuz dere wil bees nuffin eysles tu duu, adn kitteh knoes taht!!!!
Can someone please tell this silly human what the heck this pic says? This is the first one I simply haven’t gotten….
QWERTY is teh nawt sekond line tawp line uvva tipical keebord. Fink ob yur left han tieping frum pinkee tew ndiz fingrs wif a Y atta end.
“qwerty” are the first 6 letters in the upper left of your keyboard. It’s an old-fashioned way of referring to a typewriter or keyboard. “Ridin qwerty” is sitting on a keyboard.
O hai Meg! luk @ yer keeboard. Teh top left row uv keyz sez
QWERTY. Diz haz becum noen as a qwerty keebord. (yes, dere r uzzer stylez)
So deh kitty riding deh qwerty iz a kitty on a keeboard.
Thank you all – I appreciate your clarification
I’m on ur puter, warmin mai harblz on da keebord.
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Kwite nies, akshully…
Hab ennybudee figerd owt wut teh spway boddul is?
Mebbeh issa
Apul jewce
Bakeen spway stuffz
Cleener
D…
Defogger
Evercleer booze
Froot-flavured H20
G…
Gushifud moys…mist…eh weddur
Hairblz remuver *gasp
ICHC
J…
Joos, hoepfully toona-flavored
Kitteh Kola, teh Kleer Kind
Lemun-flayvured watur (eek, kitteh no liek!)
M . . .
Maus atractor
Nom nom washee
Odd nawt idemdifyed lekwid
P…
YOOOOO don’t want to wurk on the puter…..yu want to pet teh kitteh, rite? Rite.
* Sez shylee *..
I maded it to dah votin page.. twice!!!
page 1 an 3 at teh momunt…
PWND an Milk Bar Fite
I has a happy an a pleesed
YAY!!!!!!!
here- letz do a merengue in celebrashun sinz teho wont danz wif us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcP6pJDZkBE&feature=related
akshully, doze ^ aer mambo/salsa or sumfin. shudda poasted dish wun if we wonts a merengue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJimpth-yNs
“I won’t dance. Don’t ask me.”
datz ok “…I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor”, mysef
Awrite, Tidmum!!! Yeahs! Scuze mii while Ai goes 2 voat.
Fanks Mary O’ an eubie
Dis mah nawt sekkund time i got tehre.
Concats Tidmum! Ai boated fur teh PWND butt cudnt fynd teh milk wun…whar izzit?
I lukked jus now and teh milk wun wuz on page 5…
cyoooooot Tidmum!!1! Are those ur kittehs?
Okay Fanks! Ai boated deer tew.
Naw.But dems teh skweeeeeeee
I hadz 3 kittehs lyke teh kreem an orinj wun ,mennee yeerz ago.
Ai voted fur boff piks…..hadda luk 4 deh milk fite one fur awhyle,tho….
Fanks yoo guise
The pics bee moobin reel kwik nao
Pge 6 and 9 nao
i boted for bofe! n i found one from jamamamamakitteh too and boted for it tew!
ai kant staez awn heer lawng, but ai needs sum halp…
ai haz a sad an ai kant shaek it…ai bery bery depressed ober teh laws ub mai
kitteh ub 14 yeerz…
duz u hab sum advisingz 4 meh?
ohai naybor Rosie!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}}}}}
I iz so sowry to heer dat. Do u haz othur kittehs to snorgle?
It’s nawt teh same.. as havin the one u want.. but it halps, I think.
U noes ur kitteh had a wunnerful hoam, and u took gud care uv her.. try to think uv happie tiems, and remembur she/he luvved u too…
Moar hugs
{{{{{{rosie}}}}}}}
PS.. I haz missed seein u heer!
Maybee playin wif us a littul mite halp too??
mebbee anudder gud cri iz wut ai need, ai hoep sew! cuz ai iz cryin nao!
it is a gud cri doe, a cri wit chzfrnz!
*putz beeg orinj paws arownd Rosie*
Itz OK, gurl. Yoo jus go hed an cri if yoo wuntz too! I holdz yoo til yor dun.
Aw, Rosie, it’s so hard to lose a kitteh! We be finkin uv yoo an yoor uvver kittehs as yoo greeve for yoor lost wun.
{{{{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, Rosie taht’s so sad!!! {{{{{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}}}
Ohhh Rosie {{{Hugs}}}}
Sry yew haz a sad, yew mist yur kitteh coz she beez wif yew fur sew lawng. She bees misting yew jess azmush, bot she/he issa waytin fur yew onna brij sew yew kin bee helfy adn happee togeddur sumdai. Luzing teh fisicalness ob dare sawft warm boddee issa hard fing tew git obber. Eat tayks tiem
U R in mai kindlee fots sew yew hassa heel fast.
and itz mai birfdae 2dae! waaa
ai haz teh dubbl sad!
{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}}}
Happitayl birfdai. Plz nawt to be kryin >haz dis nyce kaek an hawt cokklit wib wippy kreme an sprinklols.
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Yoo lawst a kitteh? Yoo meen ober teh brij lawst? ?? …
…..*wypes teerz an blows noze*….
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Oh Rosie
I are heart sorree fur yoo.
Iz teh hardest fing ebber.Kitteh beez part ob teh fambly an is soo sad wen dey leeb us.
I losted mah Fifi/Tippex kitteh of 18 yeerz at teh weekend, so i can noe eggzakklee how you am feelin.
Yaw Kitteh will be in teh Princess Mu Meadow nao,playin wiv awl teh udder hart Kittehs an lubbed wuns.She kin chase teh budderflies an haz tummy rubs an snorguls frum awl the lubbed wuns hoo wait fer us tehre.
You will see yaw belubbed Kitteh agen,wun day Rosie.Kitteh will wait for yoo.
{{{{Rosie}}}}
oh noes! come to teh next thred, Rosie, we will throw u a partee!
yesh, plz come, Rosee!! I maded you a musik linkee. dere’s sumbody onnit wantz to danz wif you!!
Oh, {{{{{{{Rosie}}}}}}!!!! We has teh luvs for yu – wants yu to be happee an also wants it to be okeh to miss yr bebeh. Yu has uther bebehs? Buy them a birfdee present.
Funny stuff
surfin’ taht web an hangin ateen
He’s the cowabunga meezer on the kittycat scene…
On screen: ASDUAOSEUASELCGLXZFA.AVERVKERKSFVS,KF,S
Meow? Where’s dah mouse? Its move, I catches it!
(sorry, no good kitteh speak!)
I’m almost embarassed for laughing at this!
A good pun is it’s own re-word.
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And, I mean, really?
You guys really think it’s funny when you type like that?
Pretentious at best.
we like pretentious. you should fit right in.
SWEET! Thanks
At least you recognized it in me, lol…
Y yoo noe speek cheezburga langwige?
y yoo ah stuhk uhp non cheezburga speekin hooman?
ask a stoopid qweshun get a stoopid answa.